The ML Show: Smear Campaign
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00:00It's time for you and I to do our political trash campaign toward each other.
00:04Our smear campaign.
00:05Yeah. Do you want to go first or do you want me to go first?
00:07No, you go first because I want to see what I'm up against.
00:10Okay. All right. So with political ads, now basically all they do is trash each other
00:18rather than talk what they're going to do.
00:20Right.
00:20They say four bad things about the opponent they're running against
00:23and one good thing about themselves so that you remember the bad things about the opponent.
00:27Okay. So based on that, we have decided to do our own political smear campaigns against each other.
00:33Here we go.
00:36Loren wants you to believe anyone can live her lifestyle, but that can't be true.
00:41You probably don't lie to your husband about hiding packages, do you?
00:45Do you have a secret bank account so you can run when the going gets tough?
00:51Loren does.
00:52So what will she do when the going gets tough in politics?
00:55Run?
00:56Turn to one of her two au pairs?
00:59Yes, that's right.
01:00She has two au pairs.
01:02I don't.
01:02Loren told all of us a bold-faced lie.
01:06She said she's at least 70% Italian.
01:09But Ancestry.com said she's only 20 to 30% at best.
01:13What else is Loren hiding?
01:17What else will she try and make you believe?
01:20If you want a candidate who is honest, it's not Loren.
01:23She's also a bad driver.
01:25Paid for by the Maney for President campaign.
01:28Dang it, I should have gone first.
01:29I can't follow that.
01:31Well, maybe you can.
01:33I don't know.
01:34Maybe yours is going to be worse than mine.
01:37I don't know.
01:38You got to read it like a political ad, though, you know.
01:41All right.
01:41How did you start it off?
01:43Well, I played the music and I said, Loren wants you to believe anyone can live her lifestyle.
01:49All right.
01:49Maney wants everyone to believe that gas prices will go down when he's president.
01:59However, he's hoarding all of the gas.
02:03You should smell the studio sometimes.
02:07If you want to live in an America that smells like rotten eggs, vote for Maney.
02:12If you want a candidate that sits in meetings and hears something completely different than everybody else in the room and comes out crowing about how great the ideas were when you think everyone's crashing and burning, vote for Maney.
02:35Maney calls the cops on his neighbors because their grass isn't cut perfectly.
02:42If you want a neighbor like that, vote for Maney.
02:47Let's all be honest, America.
02:49We don't want a Maney.
02:51We want lower gas prices.
02:54We want to be able to trust what our candidate is hearing.
02:58And we want a good neighbor paid for by Loren for president.
03:04That was actually really good.
03:06It really wasn't.
03:08I like the cops.
03:10He'll call the cops on your neighbors if your grass is too high.
03:13What else will he call over?
03:15What else will he lie about?
03:16All right, here.
03:17I got one for producer Nicole.
03:18You ready?
03:18Okay.
03:19All right.
03:20You ready, Nicole?
03:21Well, how do I get dragged into this?
03:23I'm off the air.
03:24I'm not even part of the show.
03:27All right, here we go.
03:28Okay.
03:28Producer Nicole wants to run the country, but yet she can't run the radio show.
03:35She failed to tell Roy and Maney that it was her birthday week when Loren was sick.
03:40What else will she fail to tell the American public?
03:45That's all I got.
03:46That's what I wanted to say.
03:47I thought you were going to go into, like, saving a million animals.
03:51Yeah, I got one.
03:52Okay.
03:52If Nicole was running a country full of animals, she would be your girl.
03:57Given the choice between an elderly lady who falls or an animal who's injured, perhaps a pigeon with a broken wing,
04:04the pigeon will get saved nine times out of ten.
04:07The only way the woman would be saved is if she fell on top of the pigeon.
04:11The only way the woman would be saved is if she fell on top of the pigeon.