The ML Show: Inappropriate Things People Say In The Delivery Room
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00:00So there are some things, if you've ever had a child or maybe you're pregnant right now,
00:06but there are some things that your significant other could say to you in the delivery room
00:09that you just want to haul off and throw a pillow at them.
00:13Like, can I go watch the game?
00:15Yeah, exactly.
00:17Do I have to stay here for this whole thing?
00:19Oh my gosh, you're like nailing them.
00:21I found a list of them of a nurse who is revealing the most inappropriate things that she's heard
00:27parents say in the delivery room to each other.
00:30And how long is this going to take?
00:33And can I go watch some of the game is on the list.
00:37Wake me up when the baby gets here.
00:39I'm tired.
00:40Oh, that's ridiculous.
00:41Are you tired?
00:42Must be nice.
00:43Are you pushing a baby out?
00:44No.
00:45So shut up and stay awake.
00:47Right.
00:48How about are you sure you want the epidural?
00:51My mom didn't have one.
00:52Oh, yeah.
00:53You love hearing that, huh?
00:54Yeah.
00:54What's something that your man, baby daddy, said in the delivery room that you wanted
00:59to punch him?
01:00My cousin's husband was at a strip club, legit, 100% when her water broke and had a race to
01:06the hospital.
01:07But the story goes...
01:09If I had my baby, my husband was in a strip club.
01:16Forget it.
01:17I quit.
01:18I quit this marriage.
01:20Listen, they just moved into a neighborhood and the neighbor had a hot rod car and so
01:26they went riding and the neighbor was like my cousin's husband.
01:29They just moved in.
01:29He doesn't want to say no to the guy.
01:31Uh-huh.
01:31Likely story.
01:32So he's like, hey, let's go check out, you know, Pretty Dolls or whatever the place is
01:36called.
01:37And he's like, okay.
01:38Sure enough.
01:41The water broke.
01:43The baby's name is Sparkles.
01:47Shut your mouth.
01:48You're lying.
01:49You're lying.
01:49You're lying.
01:49Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.