We Hate Bugs
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00:00I got a text this morning from my wife at 1 a.m.
00:04Hey, when you get up, help please.
00:05I trapped a scorpion under a cup in the pantry.
00:08Yeah.
00:09You know, and it's just like, I'm not, listen, I'm not saying, no, you do it yourself.
00:13But like, as a society, especially living here.
00:15But do it yourself?
00:16No, but like here, like you should know how to do this at this point.
00:19If you can get it under the cup, that's the toughest part.
00:22That's not the point.
00:22She not only had the cup over it, she put a can of beans on top.
00:27You have to.
00:28No.
00:28Yes, you do.
00:29They can go, they flatten out as thin as a credit card.
00:33That's how they get in things.
00:34But it was against a tile.
00:36Like you can't, I don't know.
00:37So is your door and they still get in.
00:39So is your window and they still get in.
00:40It doesn't matter.
00:41They will get through anything.
00:41My doors are wide open.
00:42I hate them.
00:43I hate them.
00:44I know how.
00:47I just will not, will not do that.
00:52We had scorpions in our last house and I would put cones around and or shoes around pointing
00:57to said scorpion that needed to be picked up the next morning for my husband.
01:01Your biggest bug story.
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01:06I was bit by a brown recluse.
01:08No way.
01:10That's supposedly deadly.
01:12True story.
01:12When did that happen?
01:13This happened, it was before I had Jaden.
01:17So over 14 years ago, but it was here and I had like a little red dot on my leg and it
01:23was like, I knew it was there.
01:25Yeah.
01:25Didn't think anything of it.
01:26Went to bed, woke up the next morning and when I put my feet on the floor, I, there was
01:31like, I fell down because my leg was so poisoned.
01:37Crazy, right?
01:38Old gangrene leg.
01:39Yeah.
01:40So, so crazy.
01:41So I went to quick care and talk about doing things by yourself.
01:45I was 21 years old and I made my mom go with me.
01:48I was like, mom, my leg, oh my God, they're going to have to amputate.
01:51This is terrible.
01:52So they go in, they had to like get all of the poison out of my leg and it was absolutely
01:58disgusting.
02:00And I still have the scar on my leg, but it's, I mean, it's just like a, see that dot right
02:07there?
02:08Oh, wow.
02:08Yeah.
02:09Okay.
02:09And it's like, there's like, it's nothing in it.
02:12It's gross.
02:12Yeah.
02:13So yeah, I was bit by a brown recluse.
02:15And you're not spider.
02:16And you want me to like kill, but you know, like occasionally like I'll, I'll play with
02:20Marsha.
02:21I'll be, you know, there'll be like a little, a little roach gets into the house or whatever
02:24that's kind of flattened.
02:25Don't tell me you chase her.
02:26No, the, the, the roach is dead.
02:28It's like literally on its back because our spray guy did the job.
02:32Don't tell me you chase her with the dead one.
02:33No, I don't.
02:34I just like, she's like, oh, are you, um, there's a bug there.
02:36I'm like, yeah, you're going to get it.
02:38Absolutely.
02:38No.
02:39And she's like, no, no, no.
02:40I'm like, just get some toilet paper, grab it and go.
02:42And she just freaks out.
02:43It's just the funniest thing.
02:44I have, so Jayden's 14 and like if Patrick is out of town or something, Jayden will get
02:52bugged.
02:52I will not.
02:54Jayden's been doing it for me since he was probably six or seven.
02:58I will not do it.
03:00So you would rather your son at seven years old risk his life.
03:04Risk his life.
03:05See, it's dangerous business.
03:06Somebody's got to do it.
03:07Let the kid do it.
03:08Be a man.
03:09Okay.
03:10Now there was, do you remember when your girlfriend Beyonce did the halftime show at the Super Bowl?
03:15Okay.
03:15I will never forget it.
03:15It was a great show.
03:17That's when she announced the tour?
03:18I did not see it.
03:19Wow.
03:20You should take a peek.
03:21Well, no, here's the deal.
03:22I was downstairs.
03:23Somebody, we had people over for a Super Bowl party and somebody was like, um, there's a
03:28spider on the wall in your, in your guest bedroom, bathroom down there.
03:32So I looked there and it's not a spider.
03:35It's the fricking spider from Spider-Man.
03:37It's that one with the thing on the back and stuff like that.
03:40Like that thing will kill.
03:42So now.
03:43What do they call it?
03:43Black Widow?
03:44Black Widow spider.
03:45So Beyonce's playing upstairs.
03:48I am on the other side of the wall.
03:50I get the shot vac and I just, and I just go around the corner with the hose and I go.
03:58Yeah.
03:58And I get him.
03:59But now I now have a spider in my vacuum.
04:02I know.
04:02You have to throw it out.
04:03So she's doing crazy in love on the stage.
04:06I am in my street with the tube of my vacuum.
04:13And.
04:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:14Trying to get it out.
04:15Just trying to get it out.
04:16I couldn't find anything.
04:17I think he evaporated.
04:19Either that.
04:19Oh my God.
04:19Or he's still in the house.
04:20Oh my God.
04:21Yeah.
04:22So bad.
04:23You have to.
04:24At that point, the vacuum is sacrificed.
04:27See you later.
04:27See you later.
04:28With fire.
04:29With fire.
04:30What?
04:30What?
04:30I don't know.
04:31I don't know.
04:31I don't know.
04:31I don't know.
04:31I don't know.