She was the class clown, he wanted nothing to do with math...
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00:22artificial intelligence, but the artificial intelligence that tells you how you're doing
00:26at writing these articles, it's kind of a jerk.
00:28Mm-hmm.
00:29I'm right here.
00:30The difficulty of your text is a sixth grade education.
00:37So, yeah.
00:38So, literally, we have to write these.
00:40We're trying our best and the AI's like, dummy.
00:43I can't.
00:45This is terrible.
00:47I was never great at this.
00:48I write the way that I talk.
00:52Sixth grade, man.
00:53That's it.
00:54You know, listen.
00:54People don't want to hear people that they think are they're smarter.
00:59We're better than you.
01:00No.
01:00We are two dumb people trying to make you smile.
01:03That's what we do.
01:04That's about it.
01:05That's about it.
01:05How were you in school?
01:07Were you, I mean, because we know, yeah, you're one year in college.
01:09You left.
01:10Yeah, I did.
01:11I did.
01:11It moved here because my family moved here.
01:13But I, I, school was social hour for me.
01:18My, my swimming coach, I was swim division one.
01:21And he called my parents and he said, Amy acts like this is Camp Bonaventure.
01:26Because it's just, I was having a blast.
01:29I loved it.
01:30I sold my, my books early for beer money.
01:33You sold your books?
01:33When I found out you could give your books back to the library and they would give you
01:36like a chunk of your money back.
01:38At the college.
01:38At college.
01:39Yeah.
01:39Then I, I was like, oh, please.
01:41So I, I need some keys to online.
01:45Here's the move.
01:45And it's probably a totally, like, I know that here at the Beasley company, they would
01:48totally frown upon this.
01:50But I did not buy a single book in college once I realized they barely used them.
01:53And when you did, you'd go to the library, you'd take pictures of the, of the pages you
01:57need.
01:57There you go.
01:57You smart head.
01:59See, there we go.
01:59That's how I save money on my, uh, on my college education.
02:02What was your, what was your least favorite, uh, uh, you know, um, uh, subject?
02:06Social.
02:07Social studies?
02:08Why?
02:09I'm not good at maps and like world stuff.
02:12I'm just.
02:13It's okay.
02:13What was your favorite?
02:14Obviously I didn't pay attention.
02:15Don't say gym.
02:17I loved PE.
02:17I would honestly skip study halls to go to PE.
02:20I was there all the time.
02:21I loved PE.
02:22Yeah.
02:23Um, I don't know.
02:24Maybe public speaking, honestly.
02:26Hmm.
02:27Okay.
02:27Yeah.
02:28It kind of makes sense.
02:28All makes it math.
02:29I hated math so much because I, you know, listen, I was doing fine.
02:34I was on a roll practically my entire like elementary life, except in one of the school
02:39districts I was in, they would give you a letter grade on penmanship.
02:43Oh, that's tough.
02:44And if you, I was, I was on a roll minus penmanship.
02:48I got a C.
02:49I'm like, you.
02:50Why didn't you get, you should, my girlfriend who's super, super, super smart, but she couldn't
02:54spell worth a damn.
02:57And so they gave her a pass on it.
02:58They would just like highlight it, but they would never grade her.
03:01Yeah.
03:01She was really smart.
03:02Come on, man.
03:03Like you see, I'm doing good.
03:05I'm not going to make the honor roll list on, in third grade because I spell or I look
03:12like a chicken, put a paper mate pen in his claw and it goes, it's, yeah, I just, whatever.
03:19Math was always my thing.
03:20As soon as I had to solve for X.
03:23That's when it went all downhill from there.
03:24I'm telling you right now, I don't care about X at all.
03:29I know.
03:30As soon as letters got into like math, I was done.
03:33Yeah, same.
03:34And as I went through high school, they kept putting me in more classes.
03:38Algebra one.
03:38I hate algebra.
03:39Algebra two.
03:40Awesome.
03:41My senior year was functions, statistics, and trigonometry.
03:46Not me.
03:47I am telling you, this is the closest I've ever gotten to swearing.
03:49If you can't spell your class name, then you, like, you shouldn't be.
03:53Unbelievable.
03:54I needed a 73 on the final to graduate.
03:58What?
03:58And you were in Boston?
04:00Yeah.
04:00Oh, because we had to do, we were 65 in New York.
04:03Isn't that weird?
04:03No, no, no, no.
04:04See, here's the problem.
04:05It's because I wasn't doing all my other work either.
04:07So, in order to pass this class, I needed a Hail Mary.
04:13Yeah.
04:14And I got a 74.
04:15And I don't know, I don't know whether or not the teacher.
04:18If they just gave you a 74, because to be nice.
04:21Nancy Perulo, I think that's her name.
04:23Miss Perulo, if you're listening, I think I know you did me a solid.
04:26I don't want to say thank you.
04:28I have a recurring nightmare that they're going to get back to me and say, we found out
04:31and have to come back.
04:32And you've got to go back.
04:32Like Josie Grossi.
04:33Josie Grossi?
04:34Yeah.
04:35Drew Barrymore, when she went back to high school.
04:37Oh, God.
04:38I see.
04:38I think Billy Madison.
04:41I was like, back to school.
04:43Yeah, that's it.
04:45Back to school.
04:45The worst.
04:46I don't want to go back.
04:47I don't want to go back.
04:47I don't want to go back.
04:47I don't want to go back.
04:47I don't want to go back.
04:47I don't want to go back.
04:47I don't want to go back.
04:47I don't want to go back.
04:47I don't want to go back.