Monk Season 1 Episode 4 Mr Monk Meets Dale The Whale
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00:00Sit down. Who is in the house?
00:02It's Dale Biderbeck.
00:04Dale Biderbeck!
00:05Dale Biderbeck.
00:08Ma'am, what is your address?
00:09It's 415 Vinton. For God's sake, sorry.
00:13Okay, stay with me.
00:15Is he armed?
00:17Ma'am?
00:19Does he have a weapon? Are you being threatened?
00:21He doesn't need a weapon. He's Dale Biderbeck!
00:24Our units, hospital 556 in progress.
00:28Ma'am, can you get to a safe place?
00:30No. I'm upstairs. I'm trapped.
00:33Okay, ma'am, just stay by the phone.
00:35Here he comes.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:38No! No!
00:40Ma'am?
00:43Ma'am?
00:46Hello?
00:58Oh.
01:11Oh.
01:13Oh.
01:14Oh.
01:53See? Isn't this fun? Now, Adrian, this is what normal people do on a Sunday morning. Get up. They hang out, relax, eat brunch. They don't stay at home. They vacuum their rug 40 times.
02:15Mom, we're not exactly normal. We aren't committed to some people. Okay. Who do you want to be? Yellow, green, red, or blue?
02:26Oh, boy. Okay. Um... Okay. Oh, boy.
02:37Honey, remember we talked about how Mr. Monk has trouble making decisions? Oh, yeah. Okay. You'll be Colonel Mustard.
02:47Good.
02:47Now, you remember how to play? You write down all the clues on your pad.
02:52I'm ready to guess.
02:53Adrian, you have to play the game. We have to go around the board from room to room collecting clues.
03:01I know who did it.
03:03We haven't started yet. Come on.
03:05It was Professor Plum in the dining room with a rope.
03:08He's right.
03:14We played this game last year.
03:17I remember what cards everybody was holding and how they were put away.
03:21And then just now, I was watching how Benji shuffled.
03:25That's it. That's it. That is the last time I ever play a game with you, Adrian.
03:29You are just no fun.
03:31Okay.
03:32I mean, don't you ever wonder why you never get invited anywhere?
03:36No, not really.
03:37Well, this is why.
03:39Okay.
03:40Well, I think it's awesome.
03:42Mom, can I bring him to school, please? Like, for show and tell?
03:45You can take him every day.
03:48Hello?
03:51Oh, hey, Captain.
03:54Yeah, he's right here.
03:57It's Dottlemyre.
03:59Oh, well, actually, we were just finishing up a pretty big case.
04:04It was this nasty homicide.
04:06Um, this woman was found murdered in her dining room with a rope.
04:15Yeah, uh, hold on.
04:17Let me check her schedule.
04:19It's a job.
04:20Hey, Mom.
04:24I'm glad you're here.
04:26Is this funny?
04:29Glad you're here?
04:30God, you must really be desperate.
04:33Usually the mayor's office has to shove us down your throat.
04:35Fact is, the mayor's office did call, but this time I did not argue.
04:39We have an unusual situation here.
04:42Yes.
04:43What do we have?
04:45Homicide with a baseball bat.
04:4710.37 last night.
04:49You know the exact time of death?
04:51We know because she was on the phone with 9-1-1 at the time.
04:55Adrian, wait.
04:57What?
04:57Uh, Captain, before we get started, could you just initial this agreement?
05:01It's our standard consultation fee.
05:04It's what?
05:05Our standard consultation fee.
05:08Could we take care of that later, Sean?
05:09Not now.
05:11Adrian.
05:13I prefer to take care of business first.
05:15But that's not the first time you've said that.
05:18Fight me.
05:19Give me that.
05:22Who are they?
05:25Look at these prints.
05:28This was a big guy.
05:30Yes, he was a really big guy.
05:37Parked nearby, maybe around the corner,
05:40walked through here and went in through the side door.
05:42Yeah, and the lock's still intact.
05:45It wasn't Jimmy.
05:46She must have left it open.
05:48And what's all this?
05:50These are rocks from the garden.
05:52The killer left them like this.
05:54It's a message.
05:56He's toying with us.
05:57Some sort of code,
05:59but I haven't been able to figure it out yet.
06:01You think the killer stopped here
06:03in plain view with the neighbors,
06:06went rooting around in the garden,
06:07collected a few rocks,
06:09and then arranged them carefully on the grass?
06:13What do you think?
06:14I think he was looking for a hide-a-key.
06:19I found it.
06:27Oh, man.
06:29Oh, God.
06:31I don't feel so good.
06:33This is like a feng shui nightmare in here.
06:36Adrian, you've got to calm down.
06:38You're rambling.
06:38Come on.
06:42Monk.
06:43Monk, Monk.
06:45Was there a fire?
06:46I smell something.
06:48In the kitchen.
06:50Mm-hmm.
06:51Partner, hey, hey, hey.
06:52It's a crime scene.
06:53Okay, I know.
06:54I'm just...
06:55It's okay.
06:56I'll knock it all over again.
06:58Don't worry.
06:59How many intruders?
06:59How many intruders?
07:00Are you guys going to tell me what's going on?
07:08Not yet.
07:16Adrian, please.
07:18How many intruders?
07:21Just one.
07:22Just one?
07:23Just one?
07:24Monk, leave it.
07:26What's with this?
07:28That's a smoke alarm.
07:30She was in the kitchen cooking something when he broke in.
07:33It started to burn.
07:34A little girl across the street saw the guy turning it off.
07:38So there was a witness?
07:40She's ten years old.
07:42She didn't see much.
07:44So the perp breaks in.
07:45He goes berserk in here.
07:46The victim runs upstairs and calls 911.
07:50It's strange.
07:52What's strange?
07:53The phone.
07:57He didn't take the phone off the hook.
08:00So what?
08:01He just let her call 911?
08:02911?
08:03911?
08:03Let's go.
08:33Any prints?
08:37Nope, nothing so far.
08:42So, she's here cooking.
08:48He breaks in.
08:50He's a big guy.
08:52Lot of noise.
08:53He must have cornered her in here
08:55and then chased her out
08:57and caught up with her in the bedroom?
08:59I would have grabbed a knife.
09:03Why didn't she grab a knife?
09:06I don't know.
09:18She was over here
09:19on the phone.
09:23Severe blunt trauma to the head
09:25with a baseball bat.
09:26Has this phone been touched?
09:29No, no.
09:30The scene's intact.
09:47The intern has to be up
09:48to get a signal in here.
09:50So?
09:54Somebody lowered it all the way
09:56after the call.
10:00You don't usually see that
10:01when someone's getting bludgeoned to death.
10:04Oh, no.
10:07This can't be the victim.
10:09Yep.
10:10I recognize her.
10:12Wasn't she a judge?
10:14Catherine Lavinio,
10:15State Superior Court.
10:17We should check the court records.
10:19Somebody probably just
10:21lost the case
10:22and had a grudge.
10:23We don't have to check anything
10:25because we know who did it.
10:27What?
10:27The judge identified him
10:29by name
10:30on the phone.
10:32Then why are we here?
10:35Because the man who did it
10:37couldn't have done it.
10:42I'm sorry, Mr. Baierbeck,
10:43but that's...
10:44Hold on.
10:44Hold on.
10:46Now, is it
10:47Danny or Daniel?
10:49Danny, sir.
10:51Fine, Danny.
10:52If you screw with me,
10:55I'll eat your heart
10:57on a stick.
10:59Now, the SEC...
11:01My boss is busy right now,
11:02Sabina.
11:03I know your boss is busy, Danny.
11:07I'm watching him.
11:09Tell him Dale Baierbeck
11:11wants an answer.
11:14Now.
11:15Not later.
11:16Now.
11:17Is he in or out?
11:20If he's in,
11:22tell him to
11:23clean his glasses.
11:35Congratulate the congressman.
11:38He's just been re-elected
11:39to a fifth term.
11:43Oh, it's
11:44better than the
11:46home shopping network.
11:48Oh.
11:48Hey, hey, hey.
11:50I'm not finished.
11:52This stuff
11:53will kill you.
11:55I'm not gonna die.
11:57You won't let me.
11:59Will you,
12:01doctor?
12:05Ooh, ooh, ooh.
12:07Right on time.
12:11Dale Baierbeck?
12:12They call him
12:13Dale the Whale.
12:15I never heard of him.
12:17He spends a fortune
12:18every year
12:18making sure nobody
12:19ever hears of him.
12:20He buys newspapers
12:22just to keep his name
12:23out of them.
12:30All right.
12:32I want everybody
12:32to be careful in there.
12:34This guy is smart.
12:36He's gonna try to bait you.
12:38Assume you're being videotaped.
12:40Do not accuse him
12:41of anything.
12:41Monk, I don't have to
12:44remind you that this
12:45bastard's got deep
12:46pockets and he's got
12:47a platoon of lawyers
12:48and he loves to use them.
12:51You met him?
12:54What happened?
12:57Good afternoon.
12:59I'm Christian Vezer.
13:01I am Mr. Baierbeck's
13:02personal physician.
13:03I'm Captain Stottlemyer,
13:05Lieutenant Disher,
13:06Adrian Monk,
13:07and Sharona Fleming.
13:09Sharona.
13:10Enchante.
13:12Could you spell
13:13your last name for me,
13:14Doctor?
13:15V-E-Z-Z-A.
13:18Mr. Baierbeck
13:19is expecting you.
13:21Really?
13:22Well, I didn't tell him
13:23we were coming.
13:24Mr. Baierbeck
13:25is never surprised.
13:26Well, my, my, my,
13:32the boy's in blue
13:34and the former boy
13:36in blue.
13:38Forgive me
13:38if I don't get up.
13:40Now, now, now.
13:42Come on now, Bentley.
13:43I'm sorry.
13:44He hates cops.
13:47Mr. Baierbeck,
13:48I am Captain Stottlemyer.
13:50This is Lieutenant Disher
13:51and this is Adrian Monk.
13:52Oh, I know Adrian Monk.
13:54Look, how long has it been,
13:56my friend?
13:58Seven years.
13:59Seven years.
14:01You look good.
14:03How do I look?
14:04You look great, Dale.
14:06Hardly recognize you.
14:07Mr. Baierbeck has lost
14:09104 pounds since March.
14:11It's my own patented diet.
14:13High protein juices and shakes.
14:15Of course, the hard part
14:16is keeping it off.
14:17And this must be Sharona,
14:20the little nurse
14:21that saved his life.
14:23Come here, my dear.
14:23Let me get a look at you.
14:25Come on.
14:26I won't bite.
14:27Come closer.
14:32Tell me,
14:33are you still doing house calls?
14:36Um, I, I,
14:37I don't do that anymore.
14:39Oh, that's a shame.
14:41Call me if you change your mind.
14:42You know, my night nurse
14:44just quit.
14:44Didn't give notice.
14:46Can you imagine?
14:46Excuse me.
14:47Excuse me.
14:50Oh.
14:51Excuse me, Putz.
14:53You're blocking the view.
14:55It's really all I have.
14:59Mr. Baierbeck,
15:01we are investigating
15:02the murder of Judge Catherine Lavinio.
15:05I believe you knew her.
15:06Knew her very well.
15:07She was a political slug,
15:09and I wasn't shy
15:10about saying so.
15:12Her antitrust ruling
15:13cost me $210 million,
15:16and this was back
15:17when $210 million
15:19was a lot of money.
15:21Whoever killed her
15:23did the world a favor.
15:27Is this your battle?
15:28Captain,
15:29do I look like
15:31I play a lot of baseball?
15:33Well, how do you explain
15:34your initials DB on the handle?
15:36Well, the question really is
15:37how do you explain it, Pee-wee?
15:40Maybe you put them there.
15:41Are you accusing us of tampering?
15:43Wouldn't dream of it,
15:44but I could probably
15:45convince a jury of it.
15:47The first 20 numbers
15:48on my speed dial
15:50are all lawyers.
15:51Shall I call one?
15:53Adrian, by the way,
15:54I was very sorry
15:55to hear about Trudy.
15:57I know she was your beloved,
15:59and I heard that
16:00during our little difficulty
16:02you never left her side,
16:03not even once.
16:08Where were you last night?
16:11About 10.30.
16:12Last night?
16:15Let me see.
16:1610.30?
16:18Um...
16:19Oh, yes!
16:21I was here!
16:23I haven't left this bed
16:25in 11 years!
16:26Even if I could,
16:27I can't make it through the door.
16:29I'm five and a half feet wide,
16:31if you haven't noticed.
16:34More of me to love, Sharona.
16:37And I know what you're thinking.
16:38Is he really that big?
16:40What's under those covers?
16:41I would confirm and swear under oath
16:44that my patient weighs over 800 pounds.
16:47He's not faking anything.
16:49Excuse me.
16:50Are you my lawyer?
16:53Are you my lawyer?
16:55No, sir.
16:56Then shut up!
16:57And stop defending me.
16:59Your job is very simple.
17:00You keep me alive.
17:02Can you handle that?
17:03Yes.
17:04Good!
17:06Where were we?
17:09Bread and butter.
17:14What?
17:15Bread and butter.
17:16Go to hell.
17:40No doubt I will.
17:43I just hope it's handicapped accessible.
17:47No, no, no, no, no.
17:48Nunca me interrupas!
17:50Dije que no!
17:51Omar?
17:52Afuera!
17:53Afuera!
17:55Train monkey could do better.
17:58Mr. Beiderbeck,
17:59this is not a joke.
18:01We have evidence,
18:02and it's overwhelming.
18:03Is it?
18:04Yes, it is.
18:05You have motive.
18:07You were identified by name
18:09on the 911 call.
18:11A child in the neighborhood
18:12saw you
18:13in the judge's house
18:14that night.
18:14Oh, my God.
18:16That sounds like
18:17a strong case, Captain.
18:19What do you think, Monk?
18:21I think you killed her.
18:25Prove it.
18:35There's no way.
18:36Forty-five inches.
18:38There's no way, Captain.
18:39The elevator's even smaller.
18:41What do you think?
18:42He did it.
18:43That's all I know.
18:45How about a crane
18:46through the window?
18:47A construction crane
18:48that lured him
18:48down to the street?
18:49Without anybody noticing,
18:50it's impossible.
18:53Gentlemen,
18:55Sharona,
18:56welcome to the freak house.
18:58Excuse me.
18:59Doctor,
18:59how long have you worked
19:00for Beiderbeck?
19:01I met him nine years ago
19:03while I was writing
19:04an article
19:05on the morbidly obese.
19:07He funded my clinic
19:09and all my research.
19:11In exchange,
19:12I am on call
19:1324 hours a day.
19:15I sold my soul
19:16to the human wrecking ball.
19:19Would you excuse me?
19:22Helicopter.
19:22I thought you could use this.
19:27So you're a nurse.
19:31Oh.
19:33I was.
19:35Where did you enter?
19:37Modesta General.
19:39So you knew
19:40Michelle Bletchie?
19:41Oh.
19:42Oh, my God, yes.
19:45The wretched
19:46Miss Bletchie.
19:48Attention, everyone.
19:50Attention.
19:51This is not a drill.
19:53Oh, my God.
19:54Oh, my God.
19:57That is amazing.
19:58You sound just like her.
20:00Yes, you surely have
20:01my Catherine Hepburn.
20:03That's very good.
20:04Very good.
20:06Well, um...
20:12I would, uh...
20:13I would love to buy
20:14you a real drink sometime.
20:16When do you get off work?
20:19In December.
20:21A little joke.
20:25Excuse me, doctor.
20:27Now,
20:28if Biter Beck
20:29is too big
20:30to get out of the room,
20:31how did he get in there
20:33in the first place?
20:33He's like a ship
20:34in a bottle.
20:35Well, when he first
20:36bought the apartment,
20:37he weighed a mere
20:38422 pounds.
20:40He could still walk.
20:42On a good day,
20:43he could see his toes.
20:45Then his mother died,
20:46and he had
20:47a complete breakdown.
20:49He started binging.
20:51He would, uh...
20:52call restaurants
20:53and order everything
20:54on the menu.
20:56He talked out
20:57at 927 pounds.
21:00That was a decade ago.
21:01He has not left
21:04the room since.
21:05Like I said,
21:07it's just not possible.
21:14Request denied.
21:15Your Honor,
21:16this is a very unusual case.
21:18If you'll just let me
21:19explain the details.
21:19Denied, Lieutenant.
21:21How can I issue
21:21a search warrant?
21:23Your so-called
21:24primary suspect
21:24can't possibly be guilty.
21:27He can't leave the room
21:27or go down the elevator.
21:30Adrian.
21:30It's all right,
21:31Ms. Fleming.
21:32Mr. Monk is an old friend.
21:34Your Honor.
21:37Your Honor,
21:38Mr. Beiderbeck
21:39may not weigh
21:39as much as he claims.
21:40I have a deposition here
21:41from Dr. Vesa,
21:43his personal physician,
21:44as well as
21:45two other physicians.
21:46Did Beiderbeck
21:47ever threaten the victim?
21:49No, not exactly.
21:51Did he confess
21:52to the crime?
21:53He's too smart for that.
21:55But he did it, Judge.
21:56And he wants us
21:58to know he did it.
22:00He's rubbing
22:01our faces in it.
22:02Your Honor,
22:03he was identified
22:04by name
22:05on the 911 tape.
22:06I don't like this
22:07any more than you do,
22:08Lieutenant.
22:10Kate Lavinia
22:11was a friend of mine.
22:14We had dinner at Tuscany's
22:15the night she was murdered.
22:18But the law is the law.
22:20You tell me
22:20how Beiderbeck
22:21could have possibly
22:22committed the crime,
22:23and I will serve
22:25this warrant personally.
22:29Yes, sir.
22:34That was a captain.
22:35He says it's okay
22:36to go ahead with plan B.
22:38What's plan B?
22:40Sharona going undercover
22:41as Beiderbeck's nurse.
22:43What?
22:44Thanks for consulting me.
22:45She still has her license,
22:47right?
22:48I mean,
22:48Beiderbeck needs a nurse.
22:50The other one just quit.
22:51No, absolutely not.
22:53I forbid it.
22:54Sharona?
22:55She's not a police officer.
22:57Well, neither are you.
22:59What?
23:00What, you don't think
23:00I can handle this?
23:01What are you talking about?
23:03Forget this.
23:05I know Beiderbeck,
23:06you don't.
23:06He's dangerous.
23:08This man is capable
23:09of anything.
23:09He weighs 804 pounds.
23:12What is he going to do,
23:13break wind on me?
23:14Let me explain
23:15the arrangement here.
23:16I'm the employer.
23:17You work for me.
23:19I get to say what goes,
23:21and I say no.
23:22I know you can hear me.
23:47Hello?
23:49Oh, my God.
23:50Lawrence Nightingale.
23:52Daddy needs food.
23:58Oh, there you are.
24:01Didn't you hear the buzzer?
24:03I'm starving.
24:05I'm wasting away here.
24:07Sorry.
24:09Where were you?
24:11I was in the kitchen.
24:12I couldn't find a tray.
24:14Liar.
24:15Liar.
24:16Remember, there are no secrets
24:18in the house of Beiderbeck.
24:20You should know that.
24:22Oh, hold on.
24:24You know,
24:25Conroy is looking tired.
24:27Why don't you put in
24:28a left-hander?
24:36Feed me.
24:46Oh, you know,
24:48most of my other nurses
24:49sit on the chair.
24:50You must be
24:51attracted to me.
24:53Look, I'm just trying
25:01to do my job, okay?
25:03So,
25:05did you find
25:06what you were looking for?
25:08What do you mean?
25:09Don't be clever with me,
25:10Sharona.
25:11You're not up to it.
25:12I know that Monk
25:14sent you here
25:15to spy on me.
25:17No, he didn't.
25:19You decided
25:20to come on your own.
25:22Fantastic.
25:23That, that's not true.
25:24Of course it is.
25:25Hey,
25:26did he tell you
25:27about his wife and me?
25:29I know all about it.
25:30No, you don't.
25:32He didn't tell you.
25:33He's too ashamed.
25:35See, nine years ago,
25:37his beloved Trudy
25:39wrote a piece on me
25:40in which she said
25:41I was the Genghis Khan
25:43of world finance.
25:46So I sued her
25:47and the rag
25:48that published the piece.
25:50Now, I knew
25:51I couldn't win,
25:52but I dragged things
25:53on long enough
25:54that eventually
25:55Mr. and Mrs. Monk
25:56had to sell everything.
25:59Even that cute
26:01little starter house
26:02they lived in.
26:03You know
26:04who owns it now?
26:06You.
26:07Mm-hmm.
26:08I use it
26:09to store
26:10my pornography collection.
26:12Which reminds me,
26:14are you interested
26:15in earning
26:15a little extra money?
26:18Oh, oh,
26:19come on now.
26:20Don't be like that.
26:22I mean,
26:23after all,
26:23Sharona,
26:24I know how you
26:25paid your rent
26:26back in Miami.
26:27what kind of dog is that?
26:44Sweetheart,
26:45if you want to feel
26:47my stomach,
26:48all you have to do
26:50is ask.
26:53I wasn't trying.
26:55Of course you were.
26:57You were thinking,
26:59my God,
27:01can he really
27:02be that big?
27:05Or is it a trick?
27:08It's my down, Sharona.
27:10Totally alfresco!
27:17Oh,
27:18my God.
27:30Mom?
27:31Are you okay?
27:33You've been in there
27:34all morning.
27:35Go away!
27:36Mr. Monk is here.
27:39Tell him I hate
27:40my job
27:41and I quit.
27:42I've never seen
27:43her freak out
27:44like this.
27:45I told her
27:46not to go!
27:50In case you're wondering,
27:52yes,
27:53he really is
27:54that fat,
27:55okay?
27:56He's Orca!
27:57He's horrific!
27:58He also had
28:09videotapes
28:09at the judge.
28:11What kind of tapes?
28:15Interviews she did
28:16for TV.
28:18He had about
28:19ten of them.
28:21Wait!
28:23Hello?
28:26Yeah,
28:27he's here.
28:27it's for you.
28:40Hello?
28:41Bread and butter.
28:45Bread and butter.
28:46It's been driving
28:47me crazy.
28:49What could she
28:49possibly have
28:50meant?
28:51Bread and
28:52butter.
28:54I figure
28:55it was a message,
28:56a secret
28:57message
28:58just for
28:59you.
29:02What can I do
29:03for you,
29:03Dale?
29:04Well,
29:05I'm a little
29:06worried about
29:07Sharona.
29:07She sort of
29:08fell apart
29:09on us
29:09last night.
29:10I'm really
29:11not sure
29:11if we can
29:12count on her,
29:13Adrian.
29:14You have
29:15other things
29:15to worry
29:16about.
29:16You can't
29:18scare me.
29:19Don't even
29:20try.
29:21You're
29:21meek.
29:22Meeky,
29:23meek,
29:24meek.
29:24Ooh.
29:25Ooh.
29:26Gotta go.
29:27The Munich
29:28markets are
29:29closing.
29:29Toodaloo.
29:36I'm sorry.
29:37I'm sorry I'm
29:38eating my lunch,
29:39but, you know,
29:40I only take 20
29:41minutes for lunch.
29:42No, no, no, no,
29:43I appreciate you
29:45squeezing me in.
29:46Yeah, okay.
29:47So, um, we
29:51were talking
29:52about Dale
29:53the whale.
29:56His name is,
29:57uh, his name
29:59is Biderbeck.
30:00Yeah, I know.
30:01He owns my
30:01building.
30:02I'm not surprised.
30:03He owns half the
30:04city with a, you
30:06know, with an
30:07option on the
30:07other hand.
30:08Yeah.
30:10What do you
30:11think?
30:11Do you have
30:11like a vendetta
30:14against, um,
30:16Trudy?
30:16It was grueling.
30:18I would find her
30:20sitting in the car
30:21in the driveway
30:21crying.
30:24It was the worst
30:25year of her life.
30:28She only had
30:2934, and he,
30:31he stole one of them.
30:33All right, so,
30:33so now he's a
30:35suspect in this,
30:37um, homicide case.
30:39So how, how does
30:40that make you feel?
30:41I, I, I hate
30:42the man.
30:44Is that wrong?
30:45No, no, I think
30:47it would be
30:47unusual if you
30:49didn't, what, is
30:49there something
30:50wrong?
30:55Uh.
31:09It's just tomato
31:21sauce on, on chin,
31:23right?
31:23Okay, good.
31:24Thank, thank you,
31:25Adrian.
31:29What is that?
31:31That is a, um,
31:33a doggy bag my wife
31:35and I went out
31:35for dinner last
31:36night.
31:37And you couldn't
31:38finish.
31:40So you were full?
31:42Yeah, that's right.
31:46You were full?
31:48You, you, you brought
31:50the rest home in a
31:51doggy bag.
31:54Am, am I missing
31:55something here?
31:58Adrian, do you know
32:00who asked me out?
32:02Hmm?
32:02I'll give you a hint.
32:03He's a doctor.
32:06Kevorkian?
32:07Very funny.
32:09Christiane Vesa.
32:14I just love that
32:15name Christiane.
32:17You know who he's
32:18named after?
32:20Christiane Barnard,
32:21who performed the
32:23first human heart
32:23transplant.
32:25Yes, I, I know
32:26who Christiane
32:27Barnard was.
32:27Help me out here.
32:43She lives alone.
32:46She's about to start
32:47cooking something.
32:49Stir fried beef,
32:50that's a meal,
32:51not a bedtime snack.
32:54So?
32:56Why?
32:57Maybe she was
33:01hungry.
33:02No.
33:04She went out
33:05to eat that night,
33:06remember?
33:10Doggy bags.
33:12She couldn't finish
33:13her dinner,
33:14so why was she
33:15cooking?
33:17I have no idea.
33:21Maybe she wasn't.
33:22Maybe after she was
33:24dead, the killer
33:25came back downstairs.
33:26to cook something
33:29himself.
33:31Why?
33:32To make smoke.
33:34To set off the
33:35smoke alarm in there.
33:36my God, that's Dale
33:47Beiderbeck's housekeeper.
33:51You worked for the
33:52judge, you cleaned
33:53her house, then what
33:56happened?
33:56the man, the fat man,
34:03the big whale, he called
34:05me.
34:07He offered me more money,
34:09more than double to work
34:11for him.
34:11agent, stop, stop, stop.
34:15And then, the man, the fat man,
34:19he was always asking me
34:21questions about the judge.
34:24When did she work?
34:26Who were her friends?
34:27How late did she sleep?
34:29I tried not to answer,
34:32par l'amor de Dios,
34:33but he kept asking.
34:38And did he ask you
34:39how she locked her doors?
34:44No.
34:47And you told him
34:48about the hide-a-key,
34:50like the key in the rock.
34:52Oh, Sr. Monk.
34:57Lo siento.
34:59Oh, perdóname, por favor.
35:01Perdóname.
35:02It's okay.
35:03You know what?
35:04We gotta go now.
35:06No, don't, don't.
35:07No, no.
35:07Thank you very much.
35:08Really, it's good.
35:09It's all good.
35:10We're gonna go now.
35:11We gotta go.
35:12We have to go.
35:15Sharona, just give me
35:16one more thing.
35:16Okay.
35:20What time is it?
35:21Fred?
35:24No, don't ask.
35:28Oh.
35:31Okay.
35:34Okay, okay.
35:36Maybe we're looking
35:37at this all wrong.
35:40Maybe he killed her
35:41in his apartment,
35:42and then he somehow
35:43moved the body
35:44back to her house.
35:45No, what about
35:46the 911 call?
35:48She made it
35:48from the house.
35:50Right.
35:51What about
35:56liposuction?
35:57What?
35:58Liposuction, yeah.
35:59He, he lipoed
36:01himself down
36:02to like, uh,
36:03I don't know,
36:04like 400 pounds.
36:05Down the elevator,
36:07across town,
36:09killed the judge.
36:10Well, how did
36:11he gain all
36:11the weight back?
36:15Reverse liposuction.
36:17Oh, my God.
36:21Yeah.
36:21He just pumped
36:22it all back in.
36:26You think
36:26that's possible?
36:28I don't know.
36:30Should I call
36:30the doctor?
36:31No.
36:33Let's keep our
36:33reverse liposuction
36:35theory to ourselves,
36:36okay, Randy?
36:37Hey.
36:38Hey.
36:38Hey.
36:41Hi.
36:43Uh, which one
36:44of you is Sue Allen?
36:46Hi.
36:47My name is Sharona,
36:49and this is my friend
36:50Mr. Monk.
36:52He just wants to ask
36:54you a couple of questions
36:55about what you saw
36:58the night that the judge
36:59was, um...
37:01brutally slain.
37:04Yeah.
37:05That's right.
37:07Is he a policeman?
37:09He was.
37:10What happened?
37:11I had a breakdown.
37:12I was nearly catatonic
37:14for about three
37:15and a half years.
37:20I already talked
37:21to the real police.
37:23Three times.
37:24I know,
37:25but Mr. Monk
37:26has a different way
37:27of looking at things.
37:29Make them buy
37:30some lemonade.
37:31I'll only talk
37:32if you buy some lemonade.
37:33That's the rule.
37:35Oh.
37:36Okay.
37:37He has to buy some, too.
37:39No, uh, no.
37:41No, no thanks.
37:43Buy some lemonade.
37:45Okay, fine.
37:47Uh, just have a small...
37:49It's very, very small.
37:53Yeah, that's...
37:54Mmm.
37:56It's our own recipe.
38:02Mmm.
38:02It's our own recipe.
38:04Mmm.
38:11Mmm.
38:12I hit the spot.
38:15Okay, now...
38:16Now it's your turn.
38:18I want you to think
38:19back to that night.
38:22You were walking your dog.
38:24Yeah, I was walking my dog
38:25by the big house over there.
38:27Like I do every night.
38:29The smoke alarm went off,
38:30so I looked.
38:30And...
38:34What did you see?
38:40You familiar with the term
38:41extortion?
38:42Extortion?
38:54Just drink it.
38:55Go on.
39:02So I looked.
39:04And I saw this really fat guy
39:06in the house.
39:06No, I mean, like,
39:08really fat.
39:09Like, fat, fat.
39:11Yeah, fat.
39:12Then you opened the curtains
39:13and stood on the chair
39:14and turned off the alarm.
39:15Okay, Sue Ellen.
39:16I just want to be
39:18absolutely sure.
39:20The alarm sounded
39:21and then you saw
39:23the curtains open up?
39:24Mm-hmm.
39:25Oh, look at that.
39:46Is that right?
39:47The smoke alarm
39:48and then the curtains?
39:50Yep.
39:51Why would he open the curtains
39:53before he turns off the alarm?
39:54He was putting on a show.
39:58What kind of show?
40:01It's putting on a show for you.
40:09Adrian.
40:10Adrian.
40:12Sit.
40:12Stop it.
40:13Okay.
40:14Just sit.
40:15Sit.
40:15You know how much I like this guy,
40:26Dr. Beza, right?
40:27Mm-hmm.
40:28Okay, now, look.
40:29Look at me, please.
40:31I know you're gonna embarrass me
40:32and I know you can't help yourself.
40:35But I am just asking you.
40:38No, you know what?
40:39I am begging you
40:40if you can just try
40:41not to embarrass me too much.
40:44Uh-huh.
40:46Just one or two questions
40:47and you're done.
40:49Hello.
40:50Oh, doctor, doctor.
40:53Uh, I'm sorry to bother you.
40:54I hope this isn't a bad time.
40:56Actually, I'm in the middle of a session.
40:58But, uh,
40:59yes, I, uh,
41:01think I can spare a few minutes.
41:03Hi there.
41:04Hi.
41:07I'm, uh,
41:07really looking forward
41:08to Friday night.
41:09I hope you like Ty.
41:11Oh, I, I love Ty.
41:13Oh, good,
41:13because there's a new place
41:14at the Embarcadero
41:15that I hear is just fantastic.
41:18Doctor, uh,
41:18just wanted to ask you, uh...
41:21One.
41:21...a couple of questions
41:23about your benefactor,
41:26Mr. Beiderbeck.
41:27Miss Fleming was at his apartment
41:28last night.
41:29I heard.
41:31Whatever he paid you,
41:32it wasn't enough.
41:33While she was there,
41:35uh, Miss Fleming
41:36happened to notice
41:37some videotapes
41:38of Judge Lavinio.
41:39Do you know anything
41:40about them?
41:41Yes, I recorded them.
41:43They were, uh,
41:44TV interviews,
41:46uh, news clips.
41:47We're fine with that.
41:49You're done.
41:51Yes, and do you know
41:53why Mr. Beiderbeck
41:54wanted them?
41:55He was absolutely
41:56obsessed with her.
41:58He wanted to know
41:59everything about her.
42:00And, Doctor...
42:00Oh, my God.
42:01What is that?
42:02Ah, this is
42:05the self-esteem mirror.
42:07It's one of my inventions.
42:08Now, this is
42:09what you look like,
42:11and this is
42:13the inner you.
42:14This is the you
42:14we're working towards.
42:16I...
42:16I love this.
42:18The spot, right?
42:20Oh, excuse me.
42:23I see you found
42:24another of my inventions.
42:26the empathy suit.
42:30Uh, Dr. Beza?
42:32Who had a birthday?
42:34Oh, mine, actually.
42:36Last week.
42:37You missed a great party.
42:44You're 37?
42:47Yes.
42:48I was conceived
42:49during the big black
42:50out of 1965.
42:51Would you excuse me?
42:54Mm-hmm.
43:03You really have to work
43:05an hour,
43:05not embarrassing
43:06Sharona's skills.
43:0737.
43:09What?
43:10He's 37.
43:11So what?
43:15If he's 37 years old,
43:18then I know
43:18how the judge
43:19was killed.
43:20Did you get the red dress
43:37I sent you?
43:39It's too weird
43:40just talking to a camera.
43:43Do you want me to wear it?
43:46Well, that's the idea,
43:47sweetheart.
43:50It's Captain Stottlemyer.
43:57Hello, Mr. Beiderbeck.
44:00Captain,
44:01I really wish
44:02you would have called.
44:03I'm a little busy
44:04at the moment.
44:06I'm here to arrest you
44:07for the murder
44:07of Judge Kate Lavinio.
44:10That's a warrant.
44:12Duly sworn.
44:14Sweetheart,
44:14I'm enough to call you back.
44:16Doctor,
44:19will you call
44:20Howard Klein
44:21and tell him
44:21we're suing the city
44:22for malicious prosecution
44:24again?
44:25I have hired
44:26a local construction company
44:28to take out this door.
44:30We're going to get
44:30a crane in here
44:31and lower your fat ass
44:32down to the street.
44:33A crane?
44:35Oh, that's rich.
44:37But would you mind
44:38explaining to me
44:39how I'm supposed
44:40to have killed the bitch?
44:41I can't leave
44:42this room,
44:44remember?
44:46Mr. Monk!
44:48Well, my, my, my.
44:51It's the defective
44:53detective once more.
44:57Lay it on me,
44:58Einstein.
45:01These two chairs
45:02are from the judge's house.
45:05The killer stood
45:06on one of them
45:07when he turned off
45:08the smoke alarm.
45:09A girl in the neighborhood
45:11saw, quote,
45:12a very, very
45:14fat man
45:15standing on it.
45:18But there's something
45:19funny about the chair.
45:24It's not broken.
45:27This is Sergeant Cargill
45:28from the 14th precinct.
45:30Sergeant,
45:30how much do you weigh?
45:32Two sixty-five.
45:34Would you mind?
45:39So how could
45:43a very,
45:44very fat man
45:46have stood on it?
45:49There's only one explanation.
45:51He was a fat man.
45:54Not a heavy man.
45:57Lieutenant!
46:03I visited your clinic today
46:05and borrowed
46:06one of your
46:07empathy suits.
46:11Fat!
46:13But not heavy.
46:17I believe we have
46:18another warrant to serve.
46:23You're joking.
46:25You were in it together.
46:27You killed her.
46:29The fat man planned it,
46:31but you did it.
46:33It was brilliant.
46:35You killed her.
46:37And then you left
46:38clues behind
46:39to make it look like
46:40Beiderbeck did it.
46:41Why?
46:43Because she's the only
46:44person on Earth
46:45who couldn't possibly
46:46have done it.
46:49You wore enormous boots
46:51to leave big footprints.
46:54Breaking in was no problem.
46:56the housekeeper
46:56told you about
46:57the hide-a-key.
47:00I admit I was confused
47:01until I figured out
47:03the sequence of events.
47:06First,
47:07you killed the judge.
47:10Then,
47:11you ransacked the house.
47:14Of course,
47:14you needed a witness.
47:17You put on one
47:17of your fat suits,
47:19set off the alarm,
47:20and then waited
47:20until you were sure
47:22somebody was watching.
47:26And finally,
47:28you called 911.
47:30And you're great
47:31with voices, Doc.
47:32We've all heard you.
47:33It's in the house.
47:35It's right downstairs.
47:37Beiderbeck even supplied
47:38you with videotapes
47:39of the judge
47:39so you could practice.
47:42This is insane.
47:45Why would I risk everything?
47:47You really didn't have
47:48a choice.
47:49Did you, Glenn?
47:53I knew Christian
47:54wasn't your real name.
47:55as soon as you said
47:56you were 37 years old.
47:57You told Charona
47:59that you were named
48:00after Christian Barnard,
48:02but he wasn't famous
48:04until 1967,
48:07after you were born.
48:10I put the FBI on it.
48:13They were looking for you.
48:16Your real name
48:17is Glenn Q. Sindel.
48:19You killed a child
48:20five years ago.
48:22Accident.
48:22You were operating on her
48:24so doped up
48:25you couldn't see straight.
48:27Accident.
48:28Convicted of manslaughter
48:30and reckless endangerment.
48:31You were looking
48:32at 15 years minimum.
48:34You jumped bail
48:35before sentencing.
48:36And then you disappeared.
48:37Well, until now.
48:40And somehow,
48:42somehow,
48:43Beiderbeck learned
48:44your secret.
48:45From that moment on,
48:46he owned you.
48:48Didn't he?
48:49Listen,
48:50I just have to say,
48:53fantastic work,
48:55really.
48:56Both of you,
48:57kudos.
48:59And for the record,
49:00I am shocked,
49:02shocked
49:02that my personal physician
49:05is both a fugitive
49:06and a cold-blooded killer.
49:08Shocked.
49:09But,
49:11you can't really
49:12tie me to the crime,
49:15can you?
49:15Well, now,
49:16that really depends
49:17on Mr. Sindel.
49:19What do you say, Glenn?
49:21Would you like
49:22to talk to us?
49:24It will be my pleasure.
49:26I'm looking forward
49:28to testifying against you.
49:30Maybe once and for all,
49:31I can redeem myself
49:32for everything I've done.
49:34All the pain I've caused.
49:36I detest you.
49:39Do you?
49:40With every fiber
49:41of my being.
49:44Beiderbeck,
49:45you're an abomination.
49:47An odious,
49:49gluttonous,
49:51putrid freak
49:52of nature.
49:53Wow.
49:54It's been a long time
49:55since anyone's
49:56called me that.
49:58Listen,
49:58by the time
49:59my lawyers
50:00are through with you,
50:02you're not gonna know
50:03which end is up!
50:04There's not a prison
50:06in the country
50:07that can hold me!
50:08There are very few
50:09shopping malls
50:10that can hold you.
50:13But,
50:14nonetheless,
50:15we're gonna give it a try.
50:26What's he doing?
50:28I think he's trying
50:29to kill me.
50:29It wasn't really
50:35much of a fight,
50:36was it?
50:43Adrian,
50:44can I ask you
50:46something,
50:47and if it's none
50:48of my business,
50:49I promise I'll shut up.
50:51I doubt it.
50:52what did Trudy mean
50:59by bread and butter?
51:03Whenever Trudy
51:04and I
51:05were walking
51:06somewhere,
51:08we'd old hands.
51:09If there was a
51:09lamppost
51:10or somebody
51:11walked between us
51:12and we had to
51:14let go
51:14for a second,
51:17she'd always
51:19say bread and butter.
51:20So when she died?
51:23Yeah,
51:24I think it was
51:25a message for me.
51:27She was saying,
51:29I have to let go now
51:31for a little while,
51:33but it won't
51:35be forever.
51:36I'm sure.