Monk Season 1 Episode 6 Mr Monk Goes To The Asylum
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00:30Mom, check it out.
00:58It's close in the dark.
01:00Stop playing with the lights.
01:04Hello?
01:06Will you stop playing with the lights?
01:08Hi, it's me.
01:10Where do I keep the large casserole dish?
01:12I can't find it anywhere.
01:14Right of the sink, upper middle cabinet.
01:17Right of the sink, upper middle.
01:20No.
01:22No, there's popcorn makers in there.
01:25Look, you can write secret messages.
01:28You're gonna spill all of that.
01:30Take it outside.
01:31What is?
01:32Popcorn maker.
01:34You don't have a popcorn maker.
01:37I think I do.
01:38I'm looking right at it.
01:40Adrian, you're in the wrong house.
01:44Are you sure?
01:48Yes, I am sure.
01:50I am looking at my caller ID.
01:53Adrian, get out of the house.
01:56Would you put that phone down, sir?
01:58Would you put that phone down, sir?
02:02Don't worry.
02:03It's gonna be all right.
02:04Don't worry.
02:05It's gonna be all right.
02:09It's gonna be all right.
02:10It's gonna be all right.
02:19It's gonna be all right.
02:25Don't worry, it's going to be all right.
03:55Do you hear that?
03:58B, it's broken.
03:59Looks like an R.
04:01That's all.
04:02Adrian?
04:05Adrian?
04:07You're going to have to take this thing seriously.
04:10Judge Hackman said you're lucky those people didn't press charges or shoot you.
04:16Now, the director's name is Morris Lancaster.
04:20He's one of the top psychiatrists in the country.
04:24Morris Lancaster?
04:26Yeah.
04:27He's good.
04:28I saw him on CNN.
04:30Who's the referring doctor?
04:32Me, I'm Dr. Kruger.
04:34He's side here and here.
04:38Adrian, he's very good.
04:40He's a very good guy.
04:41Mr. Monk, how are you?
04:43I don't know.
04:44You tell me.
04:48My name is Oliver.
04:49I'm going to take you to see Dr. Lancaster.
04:52He's anxious to meet you.
04:55Oliver, listen, there's some things you should know.
04:58I've been taking care of this man for four years.
05:03These are his moist towelettes for germs.
05:08He takes three showers every day with this star-shaped nozzle.
05:12This is the nozzle.
05:14And he needs a five-watt nightlight for sleeping.
05:18Anything more, he won't sleep.
05:20And dark-colored pillowcases.
05:21Sharona?
05:22Nothing light, okay?
05:23Sharona?
05:24What?
05:25You're scaring the man.
05:26No, I'm not.
05:29Well, you're scaring me.
05:30Ma'am, your friend's in good hands.
05:32I'm going to look after him personally.
05:35You can trust me.
05:37Mm-hmm.
05:38See, I'm going to be okay.
05:40You're worrying more than I am.
05:41Look, I can't protect you here, Adrian.
05:44What could happen?
05:45It's a hospital.
05:47This is all going to be over before you even know it.
05:56Neuro-triptyline, Mr. Monk.
06:16It's a very mild sedative.
06:20It's a little bit like warm milk.
06:21You do drink milk, don't you?
06:24Never.
06:25Oh, well, you just have to take my word for it.
06:29I'd rather not take any medication while I'm here.
06:33Why do you say that?
06:34Because I don't need it.
06:36I shouldn't even be here.
06:39I know you've probably heard that before.
06:42Why don't you grab a seat and we'll talk about it.
06:46This is a test, isn't it?
06:57What do you mean?
06:58You want to see which chair I take.
07:01No, Adrian, it's not a test.
07:03Just grab a seat.
07:08Oh, left chair.
07:10Very interesting.
07:11Hmm.
07:12I'm just kidding.
07:13Relax.
07:14It's just a joke.
07:16That's a marlin, isn't it?
07:19Mm-hmm.
07:21That's right.
07:21It's one of two things I managed to catch in Mexico in 97.
07:26What was the other?
07:27Dysentery.
07:29What about last week?
07:30Did you catch anything?
07:31Pardon me?
07:32You just got back from another fishing trip.
07:37You were in South America, unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not.
07:43I was in Argentina, but how did you know all that?
07:47You have needle marks on your arms, obviously an inoculation, and your inbox is pretty full.
07:54And South America?
07:56The customs seal on the cigar box.
08:00It's dated last week.
08:02How did you know it was specifically a fishing trip?
08:04You have a blister on the index finger of your right hand just above the knuckle.
08:10Well, on most fishing rods, the line chafes the index finger just above the knuckle.
08:20Well, that's very impressive.
08:22We both have similar jobs.
08:24We both analyze clues and solve problems.
08:27Only you look outward and I look inward.
08:30So, now, it's my turn.
08:32So, sit.
08:36What were you doing in Trudy's old house yesterday?
08:43Your late wife lived there for you?
08:45Yeah, I don't know why I go there.
08:48Well, I'm going to hazard a guess.
08:50I think you went there yesterday to cook Trudy dinner.
08:55To cook?
08:58Well, that's absurd.
09:00Your father says that you're allergic to tomatoes, so the chicken cacciatore was for her, wasn't it?
09:07And I'll bet you it was her favorite meal.
09:12That's right.
09:15That's right.
09:16So, so, uh, what was so significant about yesterday?
09:22No, nothing.
09:24August 12th.
09:27Unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not, the date has some significance.
09:34Our anniversary.
09:36Not our wedding anniversary.
09:39It was the day we met.
09:41It was the day we met.
09:42You know, it's not unhealthy or wrong to observe an anniversary.
09:50But we're going to find a way for you to do it privately.
09:54Would that be okay?
09:57Yes.
09:58Please.
10:00I think that your analytical powers, they're dazzling.
10:05But I think you use them as a prop.
10:07A prop?
10:08It's a way to avoid dealing with your real problems.
10:12So, while you're here, do me a favor.
10:15Don't be a detective.
10:18Let me be the detective.
10:20Okay?
10:29Yes, sir.
10:30Here's the bathroom.
10:37You mean it's a communal bathroom?
10:41Every, everyone uses it?
10:44You got a problem with that?
10:48No.
10:48No.
10:56This is you.
10:57Here's your schedule.
11:08The events underlined are not optional.
11:10They're mandatory.
11:12It means you have to go.
11:14I know what mandatory means.
11:16Lights out at nine o'clock.
11:18Any questions?
11:19Can I make a phone call?
11:21You're allowed one outgoing phone call every day.
11:24Your time slot's 11.25 a.m.
11:27If you're late, you're going to have to wait till tomorrow.
11:30Do you want to do an open or shut?
11:33Shut.
11:35Um.
11:37Uh.
11:37Open.
11:38No, wait.
11:41Shut.
11:42Shut.
11:43Shut.
11:44No, open.
11:45Open.
11:45Open.
11:46Open.
11:46Definitely open.
11:48Just open.
11:49Definitely open.
11:50Open.
11:51Open.
11:51Open.
11:54Oh, hey.
12:04How you doing?
12:05I'm John.
12:07Adrian Monk.
12:09I guess we're roommates, then.
12:12What are you in for?
12:14Uh.
12:15Just.
12:17Just observation, really.
12:19Likewise.
12:20Observation and evaluation.
12:21The old O and E.
12:2372 hours?
12:2448.
12:25Yeah, me too.
12:26Just got here myself yesterday morning.
12:29So what do you do for a living, Mr. Monk?
12:31I'm a detective.
12:36You're kidding, right?
12:39What?
12:40That's what I do.
12:41I'm a detective.
12:42Really?
12:43Seven years.
12:44Sonoma County.
12:45Lieutenant.
12:45Second grade.
12:46Homicide.
12:48Really?
12:48This is unbelievable.
12:52That's a lot of laundry for a guy who just got here yesterday.
12:59Thanks.
13:00Thanks a lot.
13:01Come on.
13:01Let me give you a grand tour.
13:08The cafeteria closes at 7.
13:10It's buffet style.
13:11This is the music room.
13:17If you go through these doors down the hall, that'll take you to the infirmary.
13:24This is the monkey room.
13:26Funny story about how it got its name.
13:29What is it?
13:30We don't know.
13:30We just know there's a funny story.
13:32What's all this?
13:38They're tearing down the old walls or bringing it up to code.
13:41It's a pretty big project.
13:43I used to be in construction myself.
13:45Before you became a cop.
13:47Exactly.
13:48Yeah.
13:50Who's this?
13:53This is Doris Medford.
13:55She was the first director here.
13:57These are all the other directors.
14:00Dead.
14:00Dead.
14:03Dead.
14:04Not dead.
14:05Yet.
14:07Hello, Worcester.
14:08Torch?
14:10She'd bring her boyfriend's house down.
14:19This is the quiet room.
14:21Don't get sent here.
14:30Oh, boy.
14:35What's this?
14:37This is the medical supply room.
14:40Gives me the creeps.
14:43Why?
14:45There was a murder here.
14:47Oh, really?
14:49A murder?
14:50An unsolved murder.
14:52Conrad Gould, the assistant director.
14:55Well, he was killed right here four years ago.
15:01Uh-huh.
15:02He was a great guy.
15:04Gave me magazines.
15:06Playboys.
15:09Right.
15:10Hey.
15:11Hey.
15:11Maybe we can solve it together, huh?
15:14Yeah, sure.
15:15Great.
15:19What happened, exactly?
15:22Well, Dr. Gould was taking inventory, like he did every night.
15:27A patient named Bill LeFranck he was waiting for.
15:30Hey.
15:31Hey.
15:34Gap him in the chest.
15:36Then he fled SOC.
15:39SOC?
15:40Yeah, scene of the crime.
15:42It's cop time.
15:46Found him in the woods the next morning.
15:49He was dead.
15:51He shot himself up with Dameron.
15:53Uh, I'm a little confused.
15:55Why would you call it an unsolved murder?
15:59Well, I wasn't 100% satisfied with the official version.
16:04You weren't?
16:04No, sir.
16:05They never found the gun, first of all.
16:07Plus, Bill LeFrancki was my roommate.
16:10He was a devout Buddhist.
16:11He wouldn't hurt a spider.
16:13Speaking of spiders, there was a guy here named Jim Robert Tell about two years ago.
16:19No.
16:20About three years ago.
16:22No, no, no.
16:23Two years.
16:23Two or three.
16:25About two and a half years ago, maybe.
16:26It doesn't really matter.
16:27It doesn't really matter how many years ago it was.
16:29But he had a spider named Jesse.
16:31Jesse the spider.
16:32And Jesse, every time he played a Willie Nelson record, he would start dancing.
16:36You know, he'd get into it and stuff.
16:37I don't know if it was a dancer or a cha-cha or something.
16:38What's going on?
16:39I've got all his arms up.
16:40Oh, hey, Oliver.
16:41This is a restricted area, Worcester.
16:43You know that.
16:44Yeah, I was just telling Mr. Monk about Dr. Gould.
16:47That's ancient history.
16:49Mr. Monk has enough problems.
16:52You're late.
16:53Time for our therapy.
16:55Thanks.
16:59Hey, fellas.
17:01Carry on.
17:01Now, remember, this is supposed to be a self-portrait.
17:05How do you feel about yourself?
17:09Look deep inside.
17:10There's no right or wrong.
17:11It's all over here.
17:12It's very good.
17:13I love those eyes.
17:15Excuse me, doctor.
17:16Is there a sink nearby?
17:18I need to wash up.
17:21Will you shut him up?
17:22He has been whining since he walked in here.
17:26It's too hot.
17:26It's too cold.
17:27I had charcoal on my hands.
17:29Jane, what did we talk about yesterday?
17:33Controlling the urge to lash out.
17:36So do you have something you want to say to Mr. Monk?
17:40Sorry.
17:41It's okay.
17:43I do have a little charcoal on my hands.
17:45Dr. Lancaster.
17:46Dr. Lancaster, guess what I'm painting?
17:49Santa Claus.
17:50All right, all right, all right.
17:53Huh.
17:53Well, you know this is supposed to be a self-portrait.
17:58That's me.
18:00Why are you so small?
18:03Everybody's small compared to Santa.
18:06He actually sits up every night and waits for him.
18:10I have a feeling he's on his way.
18:12It's definitely getting colder outside.
18:15It's August.
18:16Whack job!
18:17All right, okay, back to work.
18:18Come on.
18:19Come on, come on.
18:19Come on, go ahead.
18:20Come on.
18:23Is there a problem, Mr. Monk?
18:29I'm having a little trouble getting started.
18:32Mm-hmm.
18:32Do you know why?
18:37Maybe it's because you're afraid it won't be perfect.
18:41And you're right, it won't be perfect.
18:42Not everything is going to be perfect.
18:45But come on, why don't you just draw something?
18:48I've only got you for 48 hours.
18:50It's too small.
19:09I like it.
19:12How does it feel?
19:16It feels good.
19:17Go, go.
19:26Go.
19:38Okay.
19:39Move it along, move it along.
19:42Move it along.
19:42Call Dr. Lancaster and tell him that James is losing it!
20:02Try his cell phone!
20:12Santa!
20:38I went to the stop-in shop, but instead of walking home up Divisadero Street, I turned left and I walked down Trudy's old street to her house.
21:06The door was open, so I walked in.
21:12And how did you feel being in the house again?
21:16Content. Not a care in the world.
21:20I mean, when did this urge begin to manifest itself?
21:24John, I'll run the therapy session today.
21:26Okay, fair enough. And later you and I can talk tired.
21:28About Moe?
21:30About your tendency to over-empathize.
21:32I feel like I'm back in medical school again.
21:36Dr. Lancaster, can I go next?
21:38Just a minute. Just a minute, okay?
21:40Go ahead.
21:42I, uh, I really feel sorry for the Haskells.
21:46Who are the Haskells?
21:50Who are the Haskells?
21:52The couple that live in the house.
21:54Nick and Josie.
21:56Sweet people.
21:58And, uh, I...
22:02My wife had a necklace exactly like that.
22:07Well, I'm not giving it to you if that's what you're getting at.
22:10Dr. Lancaster, can I please go next?
22:17Last night I saw Santa Claus.
22:20All right. I'm sure we'd all like to hear about it. Go ahead.
22:23Okay.
22:25It was around four o'clock.
22:27I was asleep in my room.
22:30I heard sounds outside.
22:33They were footsteps on the roof.
22:36And I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
22:40It was him.
22:43As big as life.
22:45He was standing by the big chimney getting ready to slide down.
22:50Then...
22:52His cell phone rang.
22:55His cell phone?
22:57Uh-huh.
22:59He answered it.
23:00And then he started talking to somebody.
23:02It's true, I can prove it.
23:04I took this picture.
23:06You took some pictures?
23:08Yeah.
23:09I always keep my camera by the window.
23:11Well, I'm sure we'd all like to see them when they get developed.
23:16And who's next?
23:17Well, that's not a pair.
23:21Actually, that's a jack.
23:24And this is a king.
23:30Close enough.
23:34What are you looking for?
23:36My camera?
23:37I put it down right there.
23:39I know I did.
23:41Manny, what time did you see, you know, Santa Claus last night?
23:483.47 a.m. exactly.
23:51I made a note.
23:54You want to see where I saw him?
23:56Everyone thinks it's just a children's story.
24:01Of course, the Macy's parade guy and the department store Santa's are actors.
24:06I'm not an idiot.
24:08But there have been over 400 documented sightings of St. Nicholas.
24:14Scientifically documented.
24:16It's on the internet, so you know it's true.
24:20Uh-huh.
24:22Look.
24:25That's an actual picture.
24:27Oh, Manny, that could be anything.
24:31It's Santa Claus.
24:33What happened here?
24:38Mr. Richter.
24:40He didn't want to move.
24:42He had this room before me.
24:44He put up a big fight.
24:46This happened recently?
24:47Last week.
24:49I've been on the waiting list for this room for 11 years.
24:53Last week, Dr. Lancaster said I could have it.
24:58I wish I had my camera.
25:00I had real proof.
25:04This, this is where you saw him, huh?
25:08Uh-huh.
25:10He was standing right over there.
25:15And then his cell phone rang.
25:18He answered it and then he went back that way out of sight.
25:21What's that?
25:23Where?
25:24On the chimney.
25:25It looks like a rag or a piece of cloth.
25:29Oh.
25:32Manny, just don't fall.
25:34Falling is bad.
25:35You know that, right?
25:38Be careful.
25:39Uh-huh.
25:40There's a lot of, you know, gravity out there.
25:44Uh-huh.
25:46Can you reach it?
25:48I think so.
25:52Okay, Manny.
25:54Look around.
25:56Are there any footprints?
26:00I see mine.
26:02Besides yours.
26:04Yes!
26:06They're all over.
26:08He was here.
26:14This is proof, isn't it?
26:16This is evidence.
26:18Oh, I can't wait till my next session.
26:20This'll shut them up.
26:21Actually, Manny, I think we should probably keep this just between you and me.
26:26No, why?
26:28Well, maybe we'll find more proof.
26:31And then, they'll have to believe us.
26:35Fine.
26:37Good.
26:39And by the way, Manny, were you here when Dr. Gould was murdered?
26:44Oh, yeah?
26:46They quoted me in the newspaper.
26:49I'll show you.
26:56I saved all the articles.
27:00An unidentified patient stated that Dr. Gould was very popular and would be greatly missed.
27:07Uh-huh.
27:08That's me.
27:09The unidentified patient.
27:14This table needs to move over here, out of the way.
27:25Perfect.
27:27Okay, this is the medical closet.
27:29That's the arts and crafts closet.
27:32I know, but we are pretending it's the medical closet.
27:36That's the arts and crafts closet.
27:39Manny, you're Dr. Gould.
27:41You're making your rounds.
27:44You're coming down the hall.
27:46Uh-huh.
27:50He used to clean his ear, remember?
27:53That's where the doctor is.
27:54You enter the supply room.
27:56There's the cabinet.
27:58Yeah, I do.
27:59You unlock it.
28:00Okay, Johnny, you're Bill LeFranchi.
28:06Yeah.
28:07You're looking to steal some drugs.
28:09Yeah.
28:10You sneak up on the doctor.
28:11And...
28:12Bang.
28:13Bang.
28:18Bang.
28:19Bang.
28:21And Dr. Gould is dead.
28:27LeFranchi goes to steal the drugs.
28:33And you run away.
28:35Run away.
28:36Okay.
28:47Let me think.
29:03Keys.
29:04Manny left the keys in the door.
29:10Which is what anybody would do.
29:15But look at the picture.
29:21Look at where the keys are.
29:24Keys are still in the doctor's pocket.
29:28I don't think he ever opened the locker.
29:29Maybe...
29:30LeFranchi shot him.
29:31Took his keys.
29:32And then opened it.
29:34Why would an addict desperate for drugs return the keys to the doctor's pocket?
29:37I don't think LeFranchi did it.
29:38I don't think LeFranchi did it.
29:39I think the killer had his own keys.
29:40You mean he worked here?
29:41You mean he worked here?
29:42What's going on?
29:43What's going on?
29:44What's going on?
29:45They're killing Dr. Gould.
29:46They're killing Dr. Gould.
29:47What's going on?
29:48What's going on?
29:49They're killing Dr. Gould.
29:50They go all security worker with the cops, put a news töaco
29:53through it and they said that he will identify them all back.
29:54And...
29:55They don't know when you were錢 in theandelion.
29:56But I'm fine.
29:57The people come and buy them all for drugs returned the keys to the doctor's pocket.
30:01What's going on?
30:02They've done runs.
30:03A demonstration event makes sense.
30:04Right.
30:05It's dangerous.
30:06I mean, Butler was used to makeADis in a particular position anymore.
30:08They're killing Dr. Gould.
30:11They leave his choir with Ben.
30:13now listen to me mr. monk not only was dr. Gould my colleague he was my best friend
30:36and i do not appreciate you joking about it i wasn't joking
30:42do you know what a delusion is it's a false belief sustained despite clear evidence to the contrary
30:51the fishing line pardon me what
30:56there was a fishing line in this rod where did it go well what do you think happened to it adrian
31:05you think i used it to strangle somebody in the ward dr. lancaster i'm sorry to interrupt but i
31:10heard he was in here where is it what you know what my necklace the one you said reminded you of
31:18your wife he stole it i know he did this is ridiculous i took it off in the infirmary that's
31:24the last time i had it you were in there well there's a simple way to solve this adrian empty
31:29your pockets
31:36oh my god thank you very much how did that get there i swear i don't remember taking it i know you don't i know
31:57i'm sorry i yelled at you i was just like you when i got here
32:08i was seeing things that weren't there
32:12the night dr gould was murdered i saw bill of frankie running with a gun
32:21you did
32:24i was trying to get to a pay phone
32:28but in my mind
32:30i saw dr lancaster with the gun
32:35like i was projecting my rage for dr lancaster onto bill of frankie
32:48i see
32:51dr lancaster was trying to help me i resented him
32:56me too
33:01welcome to my world
33:04time for your medication mr monk dr lancaster's orders
33:13i'm slipping away
33:22what's wrong with me
33:25hold on lanc
33:28hold on
33:30if anything his behavior has deteriorated
33:37we may have to keep him here longer than we thought
33:39well how much longer
33:41it's hard to say it could be a month
33:43a month
33:44it could be as long as a year
33:46adrian is bipolar
33:49he's delusional
33:50and he's paranoid
33:52he sees murder mysteries everywhere he turns
33:55in fact he's befriended another patient
33:58and the two of them are trying to prove that santa claus really does exist
34:02they went out on the roof collecting evidence
34:06it would be funny if it wasn't so dysfunctional
34:10adrian
34:11look who's here
34:12hey boss
34:16how you feeling
34:20ah i feel good
34:21i can't
34:23i can't wait to get home
34:25well we were just talking about that
34:29adrian would you mind if i showed your friend
34:32some of the artwork that you made yesterday
34:34here it is
34:40did i draw that
34:50you don't remember
34:52isn't that trudy's grave
34:55um
34:59dr lancaster said that
35:02you saw santa claus
35:04no
35:06we didn't actually see him
35:09manny took a picture
35:12but he lost a camera
35:14but we found a
35:15piece of a
35:17red
35:18suit
35:19we'd love to see it adrian
35:22it was in here
35:25it was here
35:29it was in here
35:31a little piece of fabric
35:34you know santa's
35:36santa's you know suit
35:38okay no no uh
35:40it's a piece of
35:43fabric
35:45and
35:45doctor
35:48can i talk to you privately
35:51santa's suit
35:52he's not himself
35:59he needs me
36:00look
36:01i could be here two three times a week okay
36:04i still my license maybe they can give me a job here
36:07shauna i know you mean well but the less contact adrian has with his old life the better
36:12you can write him a letter you can bring him something from home i'm sure he'd like that
36:17but no visits
36:18adrian
36:29uh
36:31listen i i i can't take you home right now
36:35shauna look at his shoes
36:37just look at his shoes
36:39they're smudged
36:43don't be so
36:45those are boat shoes
36:48they're made for traction
36:50and i think
36:53he
36:54been walking on the roof
36:56adrian
36:58just try to listen to dr. lancaster okay
37:02he's a good man
37:04there was a doctor
37:05murdered him
37:06four
37:07years ago
37:09will you calm down
37:10please try and stay calm
37:12and sit
37:13just relax
37:15i think
37:17i think lancaster had something to do with it
37:22am i
37:24losing my mind
37:27not Malan
37:29we'reением
37:30and i think
37:36and me
37:36have a good night
37:37i do it
37:38and not
37:39but as the
37:40well
37:40i don't feel
37:41happy
38:12Excuse me.
38:16One second.
38:22Hi.
38:24I'm told that Dr. Conrad Gould left all of his papers to your library,
38:29and I need to see his journals from 1998.
38:33Do you have an ID?
38:36Not on me. I left it in my car.
38:38I can look you up.
38:39Uh, well, here's the thing.
38:43I'm not actually enrolled here at the present time.
38:47Well, the library's for students only.
38:49Oh, really?
38:50Is there a Chet that works here?
39:04I'm Chet.
39:05Oh, my God.
39:06This is so funny.
39:08I was told to ask for you.
39:10See, I met this guy at a party who said that you were really cool
39:16and that you will let me do a little research here as a favor.
39:21Uh, what guy?
39:25He was, um...
39:27Oh, he was tall, with glasses.
39:32Ross Kelton?
39:33That's right. That's right. Ross Kelton.
39:36Ross Kelton said I was cool.
39:38Was he wrong?
39:39You wanted Gould's personal journals, right?
39:45Mm-hmm.
39:48Mind if I ask what for?
39:51Ross said you were cool.
39:54Uh, right. Right. Sorry.
39:56Sorry.
39:56Dr. Murdoch has assured me that I am next in line for the directorship.
40:14A decision bound to be met with anger and derision by Dr.
40:18Oh, my God.
40:23Is it okay if he has a picture of Trudy?
40:26Maybe it'll calm him down.
40:40I think you'll like that.
40:41There you go.
40:42Thanks.
40:43Nice to see you.
40:44Thank you very much.
40:45You bet. Thank you.
40:46I'll see you soon.
40:47I hope so.
40:50Sometimes I wish I'd join the Rolling Stones when they ask me.
40:54Lights out!
40:56Hey, check it out.
41:17What's it say?
41:18It says I'm not crazy.
41:27Anything there about me?
41:28Anything there about me?
41:28Anything there about me?
41:29Maybe.
41:29Let's go.
41:59What the hell?
42:12Here you are.
42:13I warned you not to play detective in my hospital.
42:17This is Bill of Frankie's file.
42:18There's no way this man killed himself like they said.
42:21He's in here!
42:23He suffered from belonophobia.
42:25He had a pathological fear of needles.
42:27You're a smart man.
42:29Let's see what kind of witness you are with a functioning IQ of 17.
42:33Mr. Monk came here to try to kill me.
42:35What? Wait.
42:36I think he needs some time in the quiet room, Oliver.
42:38No, wait!
42:39It's for your own good, Adrian.
42:40There you are.
42:41There you are.
42:46There you are.
42:58There you are.
43:01How much?
43:18Two cc's of Thorazine.
43:21I get four.
43:23Four?
43:24Are you sure?
43:25You can't weigh more than 160 pounds.
43:28Did you just graduate from medical school in the last 45 minutes?
43:31No, sir.
43:33Then do what the hell you told.
43:34Give this patient four cc's of Thorazine.
43:37I gotta go upstairs and get some more.
43:40Make it quick.
44:01I can't play.
44:09I can't rue.
44:10I can't buy any other now.
44:12Get a gentleman.
44:14He's okay.
44:15He's coming good.
44:17Let's go.
44:47Let's go.
45:17Let's go.
45:47It has eight pictures left.
45:50See the numbers?
45:52Is Santa really coming?
45:55Oh, yeah.
45:56He'll be here.
45:57What do you want for Christmas?
45:59I just want two and two to be far again.
46:08It's him!
46:10Santa Claus!
46:11I knew it.
46:12What's he doing?
46:19He's going fishing.
46:20For what?
46:22The gun, Manny.
46:24He has to find it before the construction crew stumbles onto it.
46:28And he'll get rid of it for good, and I'll never be able to prove any of this.
46:32I love you, Santa!
46:35Manny.
46:36Manny.
46:38Manny.
46:38No, no.
46:39No, no.
46:41Stay here.
46:42I need you to take pictures.
46:43I don't understand what he's doing.
46:57Don't look down.
46:59Don't look down.
47:00How's the fishing, Doctor?
47:07Monk, how did you get up here?
47:10Santa Claus!
47:11This is why you put Manny in that room.
47:16Because you knew you could spend all night up here.
47:20Nobody would ever believe you really did, see, Santa Claus.
47:24Nobody but you, Monk.
47:27And who's going to believe you?
47:28You're clinically insane, remember?
47:31Go find a gun, Doctor.
47:33Right where you dropped it.
47:35And that's all the proof I'll need.
47:39You couldn't stand it.
47:41The Board of Directors gave your job to Dr. Gould.
47:46You killed him.
47:47Dr. Gould.
47:53You stole some drugs to make it look like a patient did it.
47:58You needed a fall guy.
48:00LeFranchi fit the bill.
48:03You probably got LeFranchi all doped up,
48:05then lured him into the woods where the cops found him the next day.
48:09You only had one problem.
48:11The murder weapon.
48:13It was registered in your name.
48:16You had to get rid of the gun before the cops showed up.
48:19And you found the perfect place to hide it.
48:22Hey.
48:22You can't talk to Santa Claus like that, Annie.
48:26Oh, Annie.
48:30Santa, help me.
48:32Wow, what have we here?
48:34Hang on.
48:35Just hang on.
48:37Wait a minute.
48:41You're not really Santa Claus.
48:44Monk, be careful.
48:45He's not really Santa Claus.
48:47That gun's been lodged in that chimney for four years.
48:57I'm guessing the chamber and the metal firing pin are completely oxidized.
49:02You're not really Santa.
49:03You're not really Santa.
49:04You're not really Santa.
49:04You're not really Santa.
49:05Drop it down, Santa.
49:06Put your hands up.
49:15Adrian.
49:15By the way, in case we don't get a chance to talk later,
49:27I just want you to know, except for the murders and you're trying to kill me,
49:33you really were the best doctor I ever had.
49:38Hang on, Manny, they're coming to get you.
49:41And Merry Christmas.
49:45Merry Christmas.
50:03Hello?
50:05Sharona, don't laugh, okay?
50:08I just need to be sure.
50:11Is there a skinny oak tree by the window?
50:14Yes.
50:15Is there an armoire by the closet?
50:18Uh-huh.
50:19And is Trudy's picture on the nightstand?
50:25Yep.
50:27Adrian, you're in your own house.
50:30Now go to sleep.
50:32Thanks.
50:33Good news.
50:35I'm seriously considering you for employee of the month.
50:38Thanks, boss.
50:42I'll see you tomorrow.
50:43I'll see you tomorrow.
50:43I'll see you tomorrow.
50:47Bye.
50:54I'll see you tomorrow.
51:04Bye.
51:04Bye.