Monk Season 1 Episode 10 Mr Monk Takes A Vacation
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00:00I think I'll go back to the room.
00:13Yeah, you don't want to burn.
00:17You've been out here for, what, ten minutes?
00:20What happened to the bathing suit I bought you?
00:23I'm wearing it. Underneath.
00:25You're not going to even try?
00:27I am what I am.
00:28Well, you do what you want.
00:31This is my first vacation in three years, and I'm going to make every minute count.
00:35I tried doing that once.
00:38Making every minute count.
00:40Gave me a headache.
00:42What doesn't?
00:45Hey, Mom.
00:46You owe me an ice cream sundae.
00:48No.
00:49We had a bet.
00:50Mom said you wouldn't come outside even once.
00:54Oh, ye of little faith.
00:56Yeah!
00:57Yeah!
00:58Hey, Mom.
01:02Can I go jet skiing?
01:04No, it's too scary.
01:06No, it's not.
01:07All the other kids...
01:08Not for you.
01:09For Mr. Monk.
01:12There's nothing to do.
01:14Here.
01:15Here.
01:16Take a quarter.
01:17Look in the telescope.
01:19The telescope?
01:21Babe, what?
01:22Do you have any lotion on?
01:28Come here.
01:30Come here.
01:30Hey, look.
01:42I can see our room.
01:43And, uh, there's Mr. Monk's room.
01:48Which one?
01:50The first one.
01:51The one he couldn't stay in because it smells funny.
01:53Mommy?
02:04Mom?
02:07Mom?
02:09What?
02:14Benji?
02:14What's wrong?
02:16What's wrong?
02:44What's wrong?
03:14What's wrong?
03:44What's wrong?
03:46I'll let him go, Tony, since we check out room 401.
03:49Do you know who is in room 401?
03:52John Fenimore, the COO of the third largest brokerage house on the West Coast.
03:57He brings his staff here every year for a conference.
04:00How do we know the boy just didn't make it up?
04:03Oh, no, he's a good boy.
04:05He doesn't lie.
04:06All children lie.
04:08Not him.
04:09Not to me.
04:10Well, of course, you would say that.
04:12You're his father.
04:12I'm not his father.
04:14His mother works for me.
04:15Tony Landris.
04:17This is Adrian Monk.
04:19Adrian is a former homicide detective.
04:21I just talked to his captain in Frisco.
04:24He says we're lucky to have him.
04:26Miss Bronwyn, these people are on vacation.
04:29Okay, Tony, tell you what.
04:33Why don't you let him out?
04:35And then you can tell the victim's family and the police why you let the murderer go.
04:42Fine.
04:44Check it out.
04:45As discreetly and quickly and discreetly as possible.
04:49You, you said discreetly twice.
04:55Exactly.
04:56In fact, I'll say it again.
05:00Discreetly.
05:07Mitzi.
05:10Mitzi.
05:11Mitzi.
05:14Muy importante.
05:15Did anyone come out of room 401?
05:19No, ma'am.
05:21Okay.
05:22Go in there.
05:23Close the door.
05:24And be very quiet.
05:34Mr. Fenimore, could you open the door, please?
05:37Hotel security.
05:38Okay.
05:49Do you want me to go in backwards?
06:05No, no.
06:06On three, I go in high.
06:09You follow me.
06:12Stay low.
06:13Okay.
06:13Okay.
06:15Do I have something on my nose?
06:17Um, no.
06:19That's just from The Sting.
06:21What sting?
06:23Not the movie, The Sting.
06:25They were always doing this.
06:27What does it mean?
06:29I don't know.
06:31I'm okay.
06:35Hotel security.
06:37Is anybody here?
06:38What do you think?
06:43This has got to be the wrong room.
06:45Benji pointed it out.
06:48He said fourth floor.
06:50Last room on the right.
06:53Well, do you see anything?
06:54It looks pretty clean.
06:55No.
06:56Nothing.
06:57Not a thing.
06:59Tell me about Benji.
07:01He's a good kid.
07:04He's...
07:05He wants to be a writer.
07:08He draws comic books.
07:14He said it...
07:15It happened right here.
07:19He said she pulled the curtain down.
07:21Mr. Monk, all due respect,
07:24I've seen crime scenes.
07:26This ain't one.
07:29What the hell?
07:31Uh, Mr. Fenimore.
07:32How you doing?
07:33I'm Rita Bronwyn.
07:34Hotel security.
07:35This is Adrian Monk.
07:36He's assisting me.
07:38Assisting you with what?
07:40There's been a report of an incident in this room.
07:43What sort of incident?
07:44A fight.
07:45Here?
07:47No.
07:47Someone made a mistake.
07:49When did you leave this room, sir?
07:51About an hour ago.
07:52And where did you go?
07:53Down by the lake.
07:55I fed some ducks.
07:57With your wife?
07:58No, I was alone.
07:58Where is your wife at the present moment?
08:01She drove into town to do some shopping.
08:03When did this incident supposedly occur?
08:05About 15 minutes ago.
08:07Well, then it couldn't have been Irene.
08:09She called me on my cell just now.
08:11You and your wife are having problems, sir?
08:16Why would you say that?
08:17You're not sleeping in the same room.
08:19There's a travel alarm on the end table and some slippers under the couch.
08:23You're a very clever man.
08:28Yes, we had an argument.
08:30We made up this morning.
08:31Twice.
08:32If you understand what I mean.
08:35Yeah.
08:37Mr. Fenmore, can you have your wife call the front desk as soon as she gets in?
08:41If you insist.
08:43Oh, sir, do you happen to have a picture of your wife?
08:47Yeah, sure.
08:54Well, is this the woman you saw?
08:57Oh, I don't know.
08:59Maybe.
09:02Sorry.
09:03Benji, wait here for one sec, okay?
09:05Okay.
09:10What did you fall in?
09:11Zilch.
09:12It was the cleanest room I've ever seen.
09:14Really?
09:15I'd stay there.
09:17Wow.
09:19Adrian, I hate to say this.
09:21What?
09:22Maybe he didn't make it up.
09:24Why would he do that?
09:25To impress you.
09:27Maybe he's trying to get your attention.
09:29You're talking about me, aren't you?
09:31I saw what I saw.
09:33He saw what he saw.
09:36Okay.
09:37You two have fun playing Hobbs and Robbers.
09:39I'm still on vacation, and I'm going to play tennis with somebody.
09:43You made a friend.
09:45Yeah.
09:45You should try it sometime.
09:50And there he is.
09:53Hey.
09:54Hey.
09:55I was just about to call your room.
09:57My Sharona.
09:59Bet you get that a lot.
10:01No, no, no.
10:02That was the first time.
10:05Uh, this is my boss, Adrian Monk, and my son, Benji.
10:09Hey, how you doing, guys?
10:11So, what do you think?
10:15You look great.
10:16I won't be able to keep my eye in the ball.
10:18Exactly my plan.
10:19I'll take them.
10:23Okay, I'll see you two later.
10:26And don't let him get into any trouble.
10:29I won't.
10:29I was talking to Benji.
10:32Oh.
10:45Oh.
10:46Good shot.
10:49Mom could have got a bad shot.
10:51Do you think she's letting him win?
10:54I wouldn't be surprised.
10:56You know, why do girls do that?
10:59Someday you'll understand.
11:02When you do, call me and explain it to me.
11:04Now, I want you to tell me again exactly what you saw.
11:10Okay.
11:15Do you see anything?
11:18No.
11:20Looks as clean from the outside as inside.
11:34Mr. Fenimore is talking to a woman.
11:38Can't see her face.
11:40But it's definitely not his wife.
11:44Angie, can you read lips?
11:46I'm in sixth grade.
11:49I can barely read words.
11:56Yeah, you still there?
11:57Yes, I'm here.
11:59Fenimore, John P.
12:01He's a big fish.
12:02Chief Operating Officer for Marin Bay Investments.
12:06He makes a lot of money for a lot of people, Monk.
12:08Oh, here's a red flag.
12:11He was indicted three years ago.
12:14Domestic thing.
12:14The fight with his wife got out of hand.
12:17She dropped the charges the next day.
12:20Is that it?
12:21Yep.
12:22That's it.
12:23So, uh, would you like to tell me what's going on?
12:27No, I think this time he might have killed his wife.
12:30Where are you staying, Monk?
12:32The Bates Motel?
12:34No, I have a feeling this place is run by the same company.
12:39She can't just quit.
12:41Her boyfriend called from Buenos Aires.
12:44We have the Labor Day weekend around the corner, and we're at full capacity.
12:48She can't quit now.
12:50But if she's in love with her, then she's in love with her, and she's in love with her.
12:54Is there a problem?
12:56Lupe Olivencia just quit.
12:59Oh.
13:00We ought to start giving them gold watches after three weeks.
13:04Oh, yes.
13:05I'd like to talk to you about something.
13:07All right, Mrs. Garcia.
13:11Everybody does double shifts, and I'll pay the overturn.
13:16Tony, I wanted to ask you something.
13:17What's going on?
13:20Oh, nothing.
13:21Doors are open.
13:21People can come and go as they please.
13:23Well, how magnanimous of you.
13:26But we still have to search the bags.
13:28Why?
13:29He's going to try to dispose of the body.
13:32What body?
13:33Mrs. Fenimore.
13:34And your theory is based on what?
13:37Benji witnessed a murder, and I saw Mr. Fenimore flirting with another woman.
13:43Most likely his assistant.
13:45Her name is Nicole Young.
13:48She comes with Mr. Fenimore and his staff here every year.
13:52Look, the point is Mrs. Fenimore is MIA.
13:56Tony, remember last Christmas that jewelry was stolen?
14:00You didn't listen to me.
14:02I believe you were reprimanded for that.
14:05Fine.
14:07Right.
14:08You have one hour.
14:11After that, the siege is over, and we're back to normal.
14:14Yeah.
14:15Well, what passes for normal around here?
14:18Are you happy now?
14:20I'm never happy.
14:21Listen, I might have to stay an extra day or two until we get this sorted out.
14:28Oh, impossible.
14:29Quite out of the question.
14:31We're overbooked as it is.
14:33Copy that.
14:34We're on our way.
14:35Monk, they're heading for her room.
14:37We only have one hour.
14:41Mr. Fenimore, sir.
14:44Hi.
14:45Remember us?
14:47Yes.
14:48Unfortunately.
14:49We've got a couple of questions to ask you.
14:51Can it wait?
14:52The Hong Kong market's about to open.
14:54Oh, is that what they're calling it now?
14:57Actually, ma'am, the Hong Kong market's closed today.
15:01It's a national holiday, what they call Liberation Day.
15:05Open the door, would you, ma'am?
15:06We can talk inside.
15:08Do you mind telling me what the hell this is all about?
15:15Mr. Fenimore, I am 65 to 70 percent sure that you murdered your wife.
15:29Surprise!
15:29I forgot all about it.
15:35Oh, my goodness.
15:36Happy birthday, darling.
15:38Oh, thank you, sweetie.
15:40Ah.
15:41Mr. Monk, I'd like you to meet Irene, my wife.
15:48Darling, Mr. Monk is a detective, and he thinks I killed you in our suite this morning.
15:54I think I'd remember.
16:02Anything else?
16:06A happy birthday.
16:07Miss Bronwyn was a detective, too, just like Mr. Monk.
16:17And you know what she had?
16:19She's a shoulder holster.
16:21Really?
16:23I...
16:23Ooh.
16:25That's good.
16:26Is that a new one?
16:27Yeah, it's, um...
16:28It's called Captain Invisible.
16:30I like it.
16:31Okay, honey.
16:33I'll be back around 10.
16:35Now, you're going to stay with Mr. Monk tonight, right?
16:37Yeah, we're just going to go to the arcade.
16:40That should be fun.
16:41Mm-hmm.
16:42Veggie, how do I look?
16:46Different.
16:47Good.
16:47That's what I was going for.
16:50Mom?
16:52What?
16:53You believe me, don't you, about the, uh, lady getting killed?
16:58You know, I, uh, I've been thinking a lot about that, and...
17:02Maybe you were just using your imagination like you do when you're drawing in comic books.
17:09I wasn't.
17:10Why don't you believe me?
17:12Hey, look, Benji.
17:15There's no body.
17:17It was a mistake, and that's a good thing because it means nobody was really hurt.
17:22Mr. Monk believes me.
17:24So, what, you giving up now, or what?
17:31Nobody's giving up, Ms. Bronwyn.
17:32Oh, you can call me Bronwyn.
17:34I just, I just need to look after the boy for an hour or two.
17:39Oh, I can see it now.
17:41I'm going to be all alone doing this.
17:44Mr. Monk, would you like a toothpick?
17:47I like a minty.
17:48You care for one?
17:49No, thanks.
17:51You sure?
17:51They're individually wrapped.
17:53Okay.
17:53Okay.
18:19Did you check out Phantom Moore's room again?
18:22From top to bottom.
18:24Did you find anything?
18:25Zip.
18:26It's clean.
18:27It's like an operating room up there.
18:29I even rented one of these things.
18:33Spectralite.
18:34Infrared.
18:35Yeah, I've heard of these.
18:37Yeah?
18:38Have you seen the new model?
18:40It's awesome.
18:43It takes 14 different bodily fluids.
18:46It's 14?
18:47Yeah.
18:48Blood, saliva, semen.
18:51Okay, that's okay.
18:54How does it work?
18:56I'll show you.
18:57Here, wait.
18:59I've got to turn these lights off.
19:02Oh.
19:06Oh.
19:07Oh.
19:10Whoa!
19:11Oh, my God.
19:14Oh.
19:14Oh, come on.
19:27Turn it off, please.
19:28Oh, God, please.
19:31Oh.
19:31Oh.
19:31I think I'd like to switch rooms.
19:44We're all booked up.
19:46Oh.
19:47Front desk.
20:03Housekeeping?
20:05You see them?
20:07Fluids.
20:08Fluids?
20:09Bodily fluids.
20:10I'm going to need everything scrubbed.
20:13Scrubbed.
20:15How do you say scrubbed?
20:17Scrubbed.
20:18Scrubbed.
20:18The curtains.
20:19The carpeting.
20:21Did you bring bleach?
20:23Bleach?
20:23Bleach!
20:24The white god.
20:25Dios Blanco.
20:28Good.
20:29That's good.
20:29Okay, take your time.
20:31Don't worry.
20:31I'll pay extra.
20:33Whatever it takes.
20:34Don't you worry, partner.
20:36They're a team of experts.
20:38I'm going downstairs to look for this stiff.
20:41Good luck, ladies.
20:44Good luck, ladies.
20:47And God be with you.
20:54He's your boss, right?
20:56Mm-hmm.
20:56So why do you two vacation together?
20:59I don't have a choice.
21:00The last time I tried to go without him, I had to come home after two days.
21:04Was he ill?
21:05Oh, no.
21:06No, no, no, no.
21:07It was just a garbage strike.
21:09The bags were piling up on the street.
21:11He was almost catatonic.
21:12You know.
21:14That's like a marriage.
21:15More like a bad marriage.
21:18Mm.
21:21So, um, have you ever been married, or?
21:25Me?
21:26I mean, I'm allergic to rice.
21:28Oh.
21:51That's blood.
21:52That's blood.
21:58Oh.
22:19Come on.
22:21It's too wrinkled.
22:23Okay, here.
22:25Try one of mine.
22:26Whoa, how do you keep it looking like new?
22:33Hand wash, no bleach, tumble dry, medium heat, cool iron.
22:39Okay.
22:44Whoa, whoa.
22:46Oh.
22:48Got it?
22:49Uh.
22:50Oh.
22:50Oh.
22:50Someone's glasses.
22:57It's a prescription.
22:58You'd think somebody'd come looking for them.
23:02What?
23:03She was wearing glasses.
23:06Who?
23:06The woman you saw?
23:07The victim?
23:07Yeah.
23:08Like these?
23:09I think so.
23:11Okay, look.
23:11I'm gonna go find Bronwyn.
23:13Put him right here.
23:14Okay.
23:14Can I leave you here for a couple of minutes?
23:17Okay.
23:18You stay right here?
23:19Yeah, okay.
23:22Ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome back to comedy night here at Hanover Lake Resort
23:27the man on the top of the CIA's most unwanted list, Chuck Byrne.
23:31Thanks very much, folks.
23:39Thanks for coming.
23:40Have you seen Rita Bronwyn?
23:43No.
23:44Could you page for me, please?
23:46It's very hot.
23:47Unbelievably hot.
23:49Didn't say in the brochure this place was located five blocks from the sun.
23:53Did it?
23:54I went down to the...
23:56I saw the strangest thing on the beach today.
23:57I was down there walking around on the beach and...
24:01Oh, my God.
24:02That's the guy.
24:04I saw that guy on the beach today, and you know what he was wearing?
24:09The exact same thing he's wearing right now.
24:12I couldn't believe it.
24:13How are you?
24:14What's your name, sir?
24:16Adrian.
24:17Don't tell him.
24:18Adrian?
24:19That's his name?
24:20It's a nice whisper.
24:21I didn't pick up on it at all.
24:23Very quiet.
24:23Very effective.
24:25Adrian's your name.
24:26Good to see you, Adrian.
24:27Thanks for coming down to the show.
24:29Let's give Adrian a big hand for coming down here, huh?
24:31Good to see you.
24:33You kind of look like a little bit like a vampire out there on the beach today.
24:40Um, I'm not a vampire.
24:43Good thing.
24:44We're all going to sleep better tonight knowing that.
24:46What are you doing here with the peanuts here, Adrian?
24:52This bowl had more, and I was helping to even them out.
24:56Evening out the peanuts.
24:57It's an important job.
24:59I think we might have hit the jackpot here, folks.
25:02Get comfy, Adrian.
25:03And we're going to be talking to you for a little while.
25:15Hey.
25:16Bet you it's not really broken.
25:18I just want to make you think that.
25:19To play the fifth sync games.
25:22I've got to go.
25:23Now, this is fascinating.
25:41You keep your socks in baggies.
25:45I really don't think it's that unusual.
25:48You don't think it's that unusual?
25:50Really?
25:50Maybe we could ask around.
25:52Does anyone else here keep their socks in baggies?
25:56No.
25:57Sorry, Adrian.
25:58I think you're a freak.
26:02Well, not so fast, Adrian.
26:05Not so fast.
26:06You don't leave a slot machine when it's paying off, my friend.
26:09All right?
26:09So, you brought your own soap to the hotel.
26:13That's right.
26:14I guess because the hotel soap, that just wouldn't be clean.
26:17Towels?
26:20Did you bring your own towels?
26:21Yes.
26:22Sheets?
26:23Pillowcases?
26:24Of course.
26:26Of course.
26:27Yeah.
26:28You realize most people show up at hotels, they show up so they can steal that crap?
26:33What are you doing?
26:35What are you doing?
26:36Just a little lint.
26:39Yeah, but that's my lint.
26:40You can't take my lint.
26:42That's my lint.
26:43That's my area.
26:44That's where I keep my lint.
26:47That's my safe lint spot.
26:51You really want to pull it off of there, don't you?
26:54It's breaking you up inside, isn't it?
26:58Huh?
26:59Adrian, get the bus for kids.
27:03Huh?
27:04Huh?
27:05Huh?
27:08There you go, folks.
27:09She's got his lint, huh?
27:11How about a big hand for her?
27:13How proud you must be.
27:14You got lint.
27:18Mom?
27:21Benji.
27:22Benji, what's wrong?
27:23What is it?
27:24Are you sure you're okay?
27:25You could have been killed.
27:27I think that was the idea.
27:28And you didn't get a good look at them.
27:30No, I'm sorry.
27:32And when I went back, the blood was gone.
27:34Someone had cleaned it up.
27:36Okay, it's right over here.
27:38Ninja Fury 4 was out of order, but this kid said it really wasn't.
27:42So when I went back to plug it in, the back fell off, and there she was.
27:54She was right there, Mom.
27:55I saw her.
27:56You would have had time to move the body.
27:58Okay.
27:58It was in there.
28:07She was, like, all wrapped up.
28:09It was the same woman you saw in the window.
28:10I think so.
28:11Of course it was.
28:12Why go to the trouble of inventing an entirely different victim?
28:16Tony.
28:16I believe him.
28:17And it isn't just Benji.
28:19Somebody tried to kill Miss Bronwyn.
28:21Really?
28:22Really?
28:23Well, whoever it was wouldn't have risked carrying it down the hallway.
28:26Who has the key to this door?
28:34The entire staff.
28:36About 180 people.
28:38Are you thinking inside job?
28:40Maybe it's that comedian.
28:42Wouldn't that be great?
28:48Do you have a piece of paper?
28:49No.
28:50Isn't that a notepad in your pocket?
28:51No.
28:52No.
28:56It's lime.
29:07It's calcium oxide.
29:09Quick lime.
29:10What's that supposed to mean?
29:12It's used to cover up smells.
29:15Smugglers use it to fool drug-sniffing dogs.
29:17Oh!
29:18I've seen the mob use it when they try to hide a body.
29:22You've seen the mob use it?
29:23I mean, in that movie, Goodfellas, I saw it.
29:29Actually, this is good news.
29:31How so?
29:32Because it means the body's still in the hotel, right?
29:35So that means we have to keep checking every bag going out.
29:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
29:40Your time is up.
29:42We had a deal.
29:43Oh, come on.
29:43The deal is off, Tony.
29:45Work with us here.
29:46If they get rid of the body, we have no case.
29:49I'll give you until noon tomorrow.
29:56You'll be checking out then anyway.
29:59Tick, tick, tick.
30:04God, I hate it when people go tick, tick, tick.
30:07The body is still here.
30:18In the hotel.
30:21I know it is.
30:24Somewhere.
30:26Inside this hotel.
30:28But where...
30:28Adrian, you're ruining the last hours of my vacation.
30:33Hello?
30:36I'm solving a murder.
30:38Well, do it three feet to the left.
30:42Well, well, here you are.
30:45Here I am.
30:47So how about a rematch?
30:48Are you a glutton for punishment?
30:50Oh, I'm a glutton for a lot of it.
30:53I bet you are.
30:55Okay, I'll book the court.
30:57And then I'm going to be pants off.
31:00You wish.
31:02I'll see you later.
31:05See ya.
31:10You like him?
31:11Mm-hmm.
31:17Why?
31:17Is there a reason why I shouldn't?
31:22Adrian, if you know something about him,
31:24you have to tell me.
31:25That's a rule.
31:26I thought the rule was I should keep it to myself.
31:28Well, it's a new rule.
31:31Well, he, um, he might be married.
31:37Might be or is.
31:39His wife's name is Julie or Julia.
31:41It's hard to read because the check was upside down.
31:44What check?
31:45When he was buying his sunglasses.
31:46There were two names on the check.
31:48It's a joint account.
31:51You know, you could be wrong.
31:53You're not perfect.
31:53You were wrong about Mr. Benamore killing his wife.
32:00Maybe you're losing his superpowers, huh?
32:02Maybe I am.
32:06What?
32:07The groundskeeper.
32:09He's using lime.
32:11Well, I think we should take eight or nine hours and check it out.
32:16What happened here?
32:46What happened here?
33:16What happened here?
33:46What happened here?
33:52Don't even think about moving.
33:58Who are you calling?
34:00Who do you think?
34:02Security.
34:04Security extension 404.
34:06Give my regards to Bronwyn.
34:08How do you know Bronwyn?
34:10I'm working with her on a case.
34:12Oh, yeah.
34:14I've seen you with her.
34:16I'm Raleigh.
34:22You want to tell me what's going on?
34:24One second.
34:44Why didn't you report it, Raleigh?
34:50Report what?
34:52The missing bags of lime.
34:54How'd you know about that?
35:00I thought I could handle it myself.
35:02How many did they take?
35:04Three.
35:06When did this happen?
35:08Sometime last night, that's all I know.
35:12Was that door locked?
35:14All the time, deadbolt.
35:16I'm the only one with a key.
35:22What do they weigh? About 40 pounds each?
35:2450 heavy bags.
35:2650 heavy bags.
35:28Locked door.
35:30They probably used the window.
35:32There had to be...
35:34There had to be more than one person.
35:40I think we're looking for a gang.
35:44Did they move those pallet boards?
35:48They don't belong there.
35:58They were short.
36:00A short gang of lime thieves.
36:04It's a nutty world.
36:06Whoa, sweetheart. Where'd you learn that one?
36:30Sweetheart, take it easy, will ya?
36:32Oh, I'm sorry. Did that hurt?
36:34It's funny if Julie put some ice on it.
36:38Or is it Julia?
36:42It stinks in here.
36:44Oh, that's the...
36:46the disinfectant.
36:48They cleaned the whole room.
36:53That's not the laundry.
36:54That's the garbage.
36:56I know.
36:58Okay, so why are you throwing it away?
37:00They were irredeemable.
37:02Do you know what that means?
37:04Uh, yeah. They got dirty.
37:06Exactly.
37:08Listen, I wanted to say thanks.
37:10For what?
37:12For believing me when nobody else did.
37:14Though you probably just felt sorry for me
37:16because my dad's not around.
37:18Hey.
37:20I don't have to be your father to believe you.
37:22Or to be proud of you.
37:24If you say you saw a body, then something happened here.
37:28And I'm gonna find out what it is.
37:34I've never seen a room this clean.
37:36She must have worked all night.
37:38Oh, it wasn't just one.
37:40It was a whole group of them.
37:42Four maids.
37:56A short gang.
38:02Maids.
38:04Okay.
38:14Just for the record.
38:16What we just did.
38:18Breaking and entering?
38:20It's wrong.
38:21Okay.
38:22Don't, don't do it.
38:24Okay.
38:27Where are we?
38:29Maids locker room.
38:30room. I think there's dead bodies in here. Maybe. It's been everywhere else.
38:43Look at this. Olavencia. They were talking about her. She quit yesterday.
38:50What's wrong? She never changed back into her street clothes. Benji, the woman you saw,
39:08the woman who was attacked, could she have been a chambermaid? Maybe. Well, was she wearing
39:14a dress, something like this? I think so. Good. At least we know who we're looking for.
39:24What? That one tile. It's upside down.
39:54Oh, cool.
40:23Oh. What are they? They're digital cameras. I've never seen them this small. What's that,
40:36a screen? Yeah. I see you. I can see the pictures they took. What is it? Financial documents.
40:50Okay, that's boring. No, no. Not to some people.
40:56Mr. Monk.
41:13What are you doing here?
41:14Uh, we're lost. We're looking for the ping pong table and it's for the ping pong room.
41:25Uh, just, it's funny. I've been here a week and I still, uh, I still can't find my way around.
41:31But, uh, but we're gonna find it. It's probably downstairs. I told you downstairs. You gotta argue
41:37about every little thing. We're gonna find it. It's gonna be. Yeah. We got it. It's hasta luego.
41:42The maid's locker room right down here. God, you're good. Took me six months to find this place.
41:59Hey, Landis says you've got to check out by 4 p.m. No extension. 4 p.m. That only gives me three hours.
42:07That's all Clint had in Dirty Harry. Yeah. Rita, you have had non-fictional police experiences, right?
42:15Yeah, sure.
42:20Hello, ladies.
42:22There's the locker.
42:23What'd you do with her clothes?
42:34No sé de lo que estás hablando.
42:37It was here.
42:39They must have glued the tile back on.
42:42Pero por qué no están tratando como si fuéramos unas criminales?
42:46What? Now suddenly you don't speak English?
42:49Well, maybe you understand this.
42:51The party's over.
42:52La fiesta está over.
42:58We're on to you.
42:59We know you killed Lupe Olovencia.
43:06You think because you're rich and white,
43:10you think you can accuse anybody of anything?
43:14Mrs. Garcia, I'm not accusing anybody of anything.
43:18I'm accusing you of murder.
43:20I should have known.
43:33Fenimore's room was too clean.
43:35Who else could have pulled that off in just 15 minutes?
43:38They're the housekeepers from hell.
43:40Wait, wait, wait, they're stealing cameras?
43:43No, they're stealing information.
43:46Confidential financial information.
43:48Who's merging with whom?
43:49Who's about to go under?
43:51It's the perfect setup.
43:52We have conferences here all the time.
43:55Brokerage firms, investment companies.
43:57Who's in a better position?
43:59To steal information.
44:01Nobody gives the housekeeping staff a second thought.
44:03They're invisible.
44:04Some people hide their wallets.
44:06They hide their jewelry.
44:07No one thinks they hide their briefcases or their laptops.
44:10The maids were cleaning up.
44:13Literally.
44:14Hey, maybe we can get the IRS to nail them for insider trading.
44:19No, I'm guessing they were too smart for that.
44:21Probably got their friends and their family members to buy the stocks for them.
44:25I don't get it.
44:26Who did they kill?
44:28The missing maid.
44:29Maid number five.
44:31Lupe Olivenzio.
44:34She probably got greedy.
44:36Or more likely, she grew a conscience and then wanted out.
44:41Whatever the reason, they had to get rid of her.
44:48So then they went to work.
44:51It was the cleanest crime scene in the history of crime.
45:00And we can't prove a thing.
45:03Not without a body.
45:04No body, no case.
45:06But it just has to be here somewhere.
45:11Benji, what is it?
45:12I found her again.
45:13Okay, everybody, clear away.
45:25Don't touch a thing.
45:27Okay, partner, we got them.
45:29I'm going to call homicide in the district attorney's office.
45:33And the coroner's office.
45:34We're going to need a full forensics team.
45:38How long was that?
45:39Was that the record?
45:40I know everything.
46:09No, lo que él sabe, lo que puede comprobar son dos cosas muy distintas.
46:14Él no puede destruir.
46:15Él no puede mandar a la cárcel.
46:17Bueno, ya basta.
46:18Callarse todas.
46:23Wait.
46:24Wait.
46:24Wait.
46:24Wait.
46:24Wait.
46:39There's nothing I can do about it, Mr. Monquick.
46:55There's nothing I can do about it, Mr. Monquick.
47:09We're completely booked.
47:10I'm so sorry.
47:11No, you're not.
47:13Tony, they are stealing insider information right from under our noses.
47:18We are convinced that they murdered Lupe Oluvenci.
47:22Where's your proof?
47:23Where's the body?
47:24Okay, we can't find the body.
47:26Because it doesn't exist.
47:29Now, it's checkout time, Mr. Monk.
47:31You are now officially trespassing in my hotel.
47:35Case.
47:36Why don't you just go home and tell your therapist all about it?
47:41Tony, listen.
47:43I have to talk to you.
47:51Where's your mom?
47:53She's just picking up some pictures.
47:56This place is the pits.
47:58Missing bodies, married men, and half of these didn't even come out.
48:02Oh, I like this one.
48:03You could tell it was the first day.
48:06We were smiling.
48:08Let's go.
48:10Let's get out of here.
48:14Drive carefully, Mr. Monk.
48:17This isn't over.
48:23I'm going to mail this in.
48:25I have a couple of comments.
48:32I guess you're on your own.
48:33I'm going to get them.
48:35I'll bet you will.
48:38I have one for the road.
48:52Benji, buckle up.
48:53Okay.
48:53Okay.
48:54Adrian, just let it go.
49:01You can't win them all.
49:03Come on.
49:05Come on.
49:06Come on.
49:06Come on.
49:06Come on.
49:06Come on.
49:06Come on.
49:06Come on.
49:08Come on.
49:10Come on.
49:14Come on.
49:24Come on.
49:35How can you say it when you
50:05How can you say it when you're at home?
50:35How can you say it when you're at home?
51:05What can you say it when you're at home?
51:07How can you say it when you're at home?
51:11I don't think I can wait a whole year.
51:15For what?
51:17Our next vacation.
51:19you enjoyed that oh I had a great time okay for your information that was on a
51:27vacation Adrian a vacation is supposed to be fun and relaxing that was murder
51:32camp I was thinking the first week in November there's this place in Monterey
51:39no no forget it no more vacations the next time you try to make me take a
51:44vacation I swear I'm quitting I can't believe I just said that you seem
51:53upset I am upset you know what you need no shut up vacations shut up
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