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Evil Bong 888: Infinity takes the twisted, trippy ride to a whole new level! The bong is back — weirder, wilder, and more wicked than ever. Dive into this psychedelic horror-comedy packed with strange realms, stoner laughs, and mind-bending madness. Ready to smoke up some chaos? 🔥💨💀

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Transcript
00:00All those years have led to this.
00:26All those torturous, delinquent years when I was too high to remember have led to this
00:33moment, the most important, lucrative night of my life.
00:38Rabbit, look what you've done.
00:42You've done good, buddy.
00:44Finally moved up, got a piece of the pie.
00:47From living the high life to living the high-end life.
00:56Rabbit's back, baby!
00:59Ha, ha, ha!
01:00Mean for me, wicked wee.
01:03Heaven from the devil's sea.
01:06Fiending for it every day.
01:08You know I want that Mary Jane.
01:11Mean for me, wicked wee.
01:14You've got a hold of me.
01:16Fiending for it every day.
01:19You know I want that Mary Jane.
01:22Light the fire, spark the tree.
01:25Make it a part of me.
01:27Think of all the life it breathes.
01:29Just growing from those little seeds.
01:32I bleed my smoke today.
01:35Work too hard, get home late.
01:38I just need a brain.
01:40One more toe that I can take.
01:43Only thing I need.
01:46Only thing I need.
01:47What's that?
01:48Mean, mean, we can eat.
01:51Heaven from the devil's sea.
01:53Fiending for it every day.
01:56You know I want that Mary Jane.
01:59Mean, mean, we can eat.
02:02Jeez.
02:03Look at the time.
02:04I've got to get going here.
02:05I'm going to have customers, I mean fine dining patrons,
02:10beating down the door in minutes.
02:12I'm sorry ma'am, miss, we're not open yet.
02:25You'll have to wait out front with the rest of the customers in line.
02:30There is a line out front, isn't there?
02:33Jeez, I spent a fortune on advertisement.
02:38Oh, please, don't cry beautiful lady.
02:45You certainly have a full basket.
02:48They catch the tears.
02:51What's your name, young hot lady?
02:55Tom Cena Atkins.
02:57People call me Tom.
02:59I'm Rabbit.
03:00I'm the owner of this establishment.
03:03It's beautiful.
03:06It's been a freaking fortune on it.
03:09I can tell.
03:11Grand opening tonight.
03:13Oh, it's your big night.
03:16I'm so sorry to cause you any distress.
03:18Believe me, anybody in this dress is no problem at all.
03:25What can I do for you?
03:27I just lost my waitress job down the street and I'm on a really tight budget and now I'm not going to be able to afford to pay rent or keep my bingy thingies in check or get me any frivolous streaming services or buy cowboy hats from my lizard.
03:44Oh, that's a hell of a pickle.
03:49Ew.
03:50I don't want sex from you, mister.
03:52Oh, why should you be different than anyone else?
03:57I got it.
04:00The restaurant opens in a couple of hours and I could use all the help I can get.
04:05Um, does it look like these hands do dishes?
04:12Uh, no.
04:14And I do not understand the mysteries of cooking.
04:17Oh, we have people for that.
04:19And I don't do that.
04:21Uh, be a server?
04:24Heck no.
04:25Ah.
04:26Well, what is it that you do?
04:29It's okay.
04:33You do that very well.
04:35Totally.
04:36I've got it.
04:38I think I just found my new...
04:43Matre Double D.
04:48Hostess.
04:50What else?
04:51I'll take it.
04:53Deal.
04:54So, this is where the magic happens.
05:07Wouldn't that be the kitchen?
05:09No.
05:10This is where they make the food disappear.
05:13A little restaurant humor.
05:16Very little.
05:17It's so elegant.
05:19It must have cost you a fortune.
05:21It did.
05:22I inherited a small fortune from a nephew who croaked.
05:27He died?
05:28Aw.
05:29He must have loved you so much.
05:31Never met him.
05:32You never met him?
05:34No, I was too busy getting high over multiple dimensions.
05:39It's a long story.
05:40I'd love to share it with you over coffee one day.
05:42That's okay.
05:43Okay.
05:44I'm not going back to the old rabbit.
05:45I'm not going back to the old rabbit.
05:46I'm not going back to the old rabbit.
05:47I'm not going back to the old rabbit.
05:48Then don't.
05:52I'm not going back to the old rabbit.
05:56I'm not going back to the old rabbit.
05:59I'm not going back to the old rabbit.
06:02Then don't.
06:06So, would you like to meet the rest of the crew and...
06:12Let's do it.
06:13This way.
06:13Let me introduce you to our new matre double D.
06:31A person at the front of the house.
06:33Tom Adkins.
06:38Girls.
06:39Are you texting each other?
06:43You know, you could just talk to each other.
06:46It's not that hard.
06:48Okay.
06:51Well, they're busy right now.
06:53They're prepping for the big opening.
06:55Obviously.
06:56Let me show you to the heart and soul of the kitchen.
07:00You're going to love our new chef.
07:02Oh, is he well known?
07:04She.
07:05And she is known across space and time.
07:08Wow, girl power.
07:10All right.
07:11Yes.
07:13Here it is.
07:23I've heard with you, rabbit.
07:25In a moment.
07:26First, I want you to meet Tom.
07:28Tom, this is Sal.
07:30The best cook who answered my want ads.
07:33Salmonella.
07:34Your name is Salmonella?
07:37That is correct.
07:39You have Salmonella in your kitchen.
07:41I have spread myself over every inch of every surface of this establishment.
07:45Do you have a problem?
07:47I just wouldn't tell the diners that.
07:50Pleased to make your acquaintance, Rola?
07:53Maybe later.
07:56Your name is Tom, is it?
07:59It is.
08:00And yet you are a woman, allegedly.
08:03Definitely.
08:05I'll be watching you.
08:07Good to know.
08:08Sal, you wanted a word with me?
08:17Permission to speak, Commandant.
08:19Granted.
08:20This union with the chef is unacceptable.
08:23If you're talking union, you're like banging her.
08:26Yes, it's very unacceptable.
08:28I am not stooping, nor will I ever stoop it.
08:33Then what's the problem?
08:35I am quite notorious for my food, yeah?
08:38Yeah.
08:38Yeah.
08:39My food, meticulous and precise, yeah?
08:42Yeah.
08:42Yeah, yes.
08:44Like clockwork, yeah?
08:45Yeah.
08:46Yeah.
08:47Yes.
08:48Just like this timepiece which has survived many wars and been handed down to me through all the generations.
08:55Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick.
08:58Tick, tock, tick, tock.
09:00What's the problem, Sal?
09:01Cuckoo, cuckoo.
09:05This is size, sir.
09:07I cannot work with that bitch.
09:09What?
09:09You just met Tom.
09:11It's not the confusingly named woman.
09:16That's right, it's me, motherfuckers.
09:19What's that sauerkraut-eating bitch complaining about now?
09:24You like the kitchen acumen to which I am accustomed.
09:27You slung slop at the penitentiary, pretzel boy.
09:31Featuremans do not look to the past.
09:35It is full of strife and darkness.
09:38Only to the future.
09:41But yeah, yeah, I trained and, uh, owned my skills there.
09:44Dropping the soap is not a skill.
09:46It's a choice, housefrau.
09:48Oh, I will slit your tiny little throat.
09:52Well, guys, guys, we gotta learn to get along.
09:56At least just for tonight.
09:58It's important to me.
09:59So maybe it's just first night jitters.
10:02Frau does not jitter.
10:05Hmm.
10:05That's not what inmate number 5727543 said.
10:11I cannot work under these conditions, rabbit.
10:14Bitch, bitch, bitch.
10:14Everybody freeze.
10:19Not today, Satan.
10:21Not today, Satan.
10:23You got this, rabbit.
10:25You got this, rabbit.
10:27Don't go back to your old ways.
10:29Almost had a moment here.
10:42So, how do we course correct?
10:44Man, we just gotta work together.
10:46Just for tonight.
10:48I beg of you.
10:50You beg salmonella?
10:52Yes.
10:53You need salmonella, no?
10:56No.
10:58Yes.
10:59Fuck yes.
11:01We're good.
11:02We're good.
11:03Wanna hug it out?
11:04The Germans do not hug.
11:06You sure?
11:07Never.
11:08Never, ever.
11:09Then we're good.
11:10Yeah, yeah, all is good.
11:12So, why don't you whip up something as a trial?
11:15It'll get the kinks worked out.
11:17Yeah, Mark Schnell.
11:20Such a treat for you.
11:22You hang on, I'll be right back.
11:27Take it easy on the guy, will ya?
11:29As if?
11:30Please.
11:32Okay, I'll lay off that masturbate race, motherfucker.
11:38More time for me to plan on taking over the world.
11:42We're over that now.
11:44This is a restaurant.
11:45With a side of cosmic domination.
11:48We're legit now.
11:49Remember?
11:50Uh, you're no fucking fun anymore.
11:53Just stick to the recipes we labored over.
11:56Aye, aye, dickhead.
11:58I'll be waiting outside.
11:59Girls, um, you think you might want to try on your uniforms?
12:09You are so screwed, aren't you?
12:16I'm just circling the toilet, waiting for the big flush.
12:20Or, you can pick yourself up and go kick some ass tonight.
12:27You're the only one that's ever believed in me.
12:30If you say so.
12:33You really think I can do it?
12:34Okay, strudel-dick.
12:38Let's put our differences aside and do this for that dumb motherfuckin'.
12:43For the rabbit.
12:44You down?
12:45I'm down for the rabbit.
12:48Good.
12:49Let's start with the French onion soup.
12:51In French, they call it soup.
12:53Then we'll serve up a quiche Lorraine.
12:56Next course will be a goddamn croque monsieur.
12:58I like it.
13:00And finish off with a motherfuckin' beef bourguignon.
13:03How do you like that shit?
13:04My taste buds are good, Stefan.
13:07Then bust a move.
13:09Yeah.
13:19What's the fucking problem?
13:26What the fuck's the problem?
13:28The ingredients are bye-bye.
13:30Say what?
13:32There are no ingredients.
13:36Except for this.
13:38Fucking rabbit.
13:40We can't go on.
13:41Baby, you trippin'.
13:42We must forfeit.
13:44Well, we're goin', alright.
13:46You think you're some posh motherfuckin' chef?
13:49Well, then prove it.
13:50We are not serving farty cowboys.
13:53Somehow, someway, make it happen, krautmouth.
13:57Let's go.
13:58We're off to the hinko.
14:01Looks pretty fancy, huh?
14:26It's nice as heck.
14:28Now what?
14:29Oh, I think we're supposed to put it on the table.
14:33Okay?
14:35One, two, three.
14:42Oh, I can smell it.
14:45It smells good, huh?
14:48Almost.
14:51Top off.
14:53Oh.
14:54Oh, my God, the nut lot.
14:57Idiot, she means this.
14:59What the hell is that?
15:09Looks like beanie weenie to me.
15:11That's not a French dish I can't pronounce.
15:15I...
15:16Sal!
15:20Sal!
15:21What the ever-loving fuck, dude?
15:30You will address me as chef, dude.
15:33I earned it.
15:34You've earned a boot up your nutsack is what you've earned.
15:38You will.
15:40This is no time for jokes.
15:42I assure you, this is knock-knock-knock.
15:44Evie, please explain.
15:46You didn't place the motherfucking food order, motherfucker.
15:49I thought you were going to do it.
15:51I was, but you said you'd take care of it.
15:54I assumed you'd know I'd mess it up and do it anyway.
15:57Well, I tried to give your dumb ass the benefit of the doubt.
16:01So it's your fault?
16:02Not me, scrotum face.
16:03What are we going to do?
16:06We're opening!
16:09Soon!
16:10Pronto!
16:11We don't have time to hit the grocery store, and there's no time to order in!
16:15We can't close.
16:17All the VIPs will be here.
16:19Oh, jeez Louise!
16:24You know, maybe...
16:28Oh, just show me a sign that everything's going to be all right.
16:33Oh, don't show me a sign that everything will be okay.
16:49You have a plan?
16:51We must make do of this the beans on the Frankfurters.
16:54Don't worry, your old ass.
16:57Evie's got a motherfucking plan.
16:59I've heard that before.
17:00Just run your show, and we'll run ours.
17:03These will be the best beans and tiny dick sausages they've ever eaten.
17:06A high standard indeed.
17:08No, get out!
17:10We've got work to do.
17:14We have this.
17:15We have this.
17:17We have this.
17:18Evie, how are we going to win this war?
17:20Why, people don't know how to eat anyhow.
17:23And that's a fact, Jack.
17:24It's all about the picture.
17:26All of it makes them happy.
17:28Yeah, but we are still working with beans and Frankfurters.
17:31Oh, not even the German quality, I might add.
17:35Not happy.
17:37Yeah, I got a secret ingredient.
17:39It's a happy spice.
17:41Kumi.
17:43Sumac.
17:43Juniper berries.
17:46Weed, motherfucker.
17:50Lots and lots of exotic weed.
17:57Pushy.
17:57Folds down.
18:04Folds down, please.
18:06Come on, this is important.
18:10Attention.
18:11Oh, I have ADHD.
18:12Yeah, I have ADHD.
18:14I mean, stand up straight.
18:16Arms to the side.
18:24We must all adhere to the exacting standards of the owner,
18:29the master of the restaurant.
18:31Isn't that you?
18:32Sure is.
18:34Our appearance must be as meticulous as our food,
18:38and that's gone down the tube,
18:40so we have to look extra good.
18:42Nails.
18:45On point.
18:46Smiles.
18:49Outstanding.
18:51Boobies?
18:52Oh.
18:54Worth a shot.
18:56Where's Tom?
18:58Coming.
19:02Oh, where'd you get that?
19:05Just a little something I threw together.
19:06You like it?
19:08Rabbit want to grab it.
19:11How about no?
19:14As you all know, this is a big night for me.
19:17For all of us.
19:19I need this to work for so many reasons.
19:22Beanie weenies.
19:23Thanks for reminding me.
19:25The deck is clearly stacked against me food-wise,
19:28so it all comes down to excellent service.
19:31That's where we'll win.
19:33Vanessa?
19:34Vanessa?
19:34Nicky?
19:35Nicky?
19:35Nicky?
19:36Huh?
19:36I'm screwed sideways up the bean hole.
19:40It's time.
19:41What's wrong?
19:42Mother hovered in a barbed wire thong.
19:43What am I going to do?
19:44Here's what you're going to do.
19:45You're going to pull up your adult diapers, and then you're just going to go do it.
19:58And then what?
19:59And then do it again.
20:02And then what?
20:03Repeat as necessary.
20:04A little kiss?
20:06But don't do that again.
20:09Best pep talk never.
20:11Rabbit's got this.
20:14It's the moment of truth.
20:16A little drum roll, please.
20:18Brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr.
20:21And here we go.
20:27Uh, I'm really not good with word scrambles.
20:30Lapine, uh, I don't get it.
20:35A little pine heart.
20:37It means a high rabbit.
20:39Catchy.
20:40Because we serve high cuisine, it says.
20:43And shouldn't it be called rabbit's bean hole?
20:45Nobody wants to eat that.
20:50You said it.
20:51Just open the door, matre double D.
20:55Matre D.
20:56Wow, it's right across the street from Gucci.
21:19So cute.
21:20Oh, it's nice to see you.
21:22Um, hi.
21:24Oh, I love it.
21:25Hi.
21:25Oh, get one, get one.
21:27There we go.
21:27Oh.
21:28Did you guys come in here on purpose?
21:32Yeah, of course.
21:34Um, is someone chasing you?
21:35Should I call the buzz?
21:37We heard this is the new hot spot.
21:39From who?
21:40Can you get us in or not?
21:42Let me check.
21:44You know, as luck would have it,
21:46I can squeeze you in, but just barely.
21:50Don't push that button.
21:52Why?
21:52We got some suckers.
21:53I mean, diners.
21:56Look alive, everybody.
21:58Bugger stations.
22:00We're in business, bitches.
22:12Your server will be right with you guys.
22:14Oh, this is so exciting.
22:20I think I'll frame their money from the bill.
22:22First dollar from the first customer.
22:25They're dine-in dashers.
22:26I know the type.
22:27I am one.
22:29Where's Vanessa and Nikki?
22:34Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
22:36That's okay.
22:37I'll do it.
22:39I took the liberty of making you some new menus.
22:42Thank you very much.
22:44Oh, no.
22:48It's going to be okay.
22:49It's going to let up a seat.
22:50It's okay.
22:51It's okay.
22:51It's so fucking hot.
22:54Good evening, ladies.
22:56Good evening.
22:56My name is Rabbit.
22:58This is my establishment.
23:01Being as you are our first customer,
23:03I thought I'd wait on you myself for an excellent tip-top service.
23:08Oh, yay.
23:12Get it?
23:13Tip-top.
23:19How did you get this job again?
23:20Uh, maybe you don't get it.
23:23That's okay.
23:23Uh, what can I get you, ma'am?
23:26I'll have the weenies and beans, please.
23:28Oh, excellent choice.
23:30And for you, young lady?
23:31I think I'll have the number one.
23:35Oh, equally scrumptious choice.
23:37I can't decide between the number one or the number two.
23:42I assure you, the number two is just as excellent as the number one.
23:49Okay, I'll get the number two then.
23:50Okay, excellent choice.
23:52I couldn't have chosen better myself.
23:55Wait, you didn't write any of this down.
23:57No need.
23:58Ooh, you're good.
24:02You're pretty.
24:03You're pretty.
24:04I'm going to share my tips with you.
24:06Okay.
24:06I probably won't share mine with you.
24:08Okay.
24:10Let me just get this through the kitchen.
24:23We got some.
24:25We got some.
24:26Well, lay it on us.
24:28What?
24:29The orders.
24:30What are they getting?
24:31Uh, I forget.
24:33They only have the one thing.
24:35It's not what they got, it's how many.
24:37One, two, three, four, five, six.
24:42Six?
24:43Well, that's a great start.
24:44No, it's three.
24:46I just saw you count to six.
24:48I was counting boobies.
24:50Three girls, six boobies, three girls, three orders.
24:55It must be that new fucking man.
24:58Then order up three of that shit.
25:00The hell we are?
25:01You're ready?
25:03You're ready.
25:07Yeah.
25:08We are gone.
25:12The hell we are?
25:14I haven't even checked the dishes yet, motherfucker.
25:17Wink, wink.
25:17My plating standard is above grade across the board.
25:22I must approve all dishes, wink.
25:25Leaving this, wink, kitchen, motherfucker.
25:28Wink, wink.
25:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see.
25:31Are we ready or not?
25:34Turn around, rabbit.
25:36Turn, turn, turn.
25:42Good to go.
25:47Bon appetit, bitches.
25:50You're acting very sketchy for a legit business that isn't based on weed.
25:55Ladies, dinner is served.
26:00Aren't you going to taste it?
26:02Oh, we don't actually eat food.
26:04Yeah, no, we just take photos of it.
26:06What do you mean? You have to eat.
26:09We just live off supplements and brain water.
26:11I'm not sure if that's working at all.
26:15Here, now, let's do the rabbit choo-choo train.
26:19Oh, my God.
26:21Oh, my God.
26:21Choo-choo.
26:22Hey.
26:24Hey.
26:24What are you doing?
26:26Whoa.
26:28Mmm.
26:29Really?
26:29Mm-hmm.
26:30Let me try.
26:31Yeah, it's so good.
26:34Ah.
26:36So silly.
26:37Oh, my gosh.
26:41Stop it.
26:42There's no way it's better.
26:43So much better than vitamins.
26:44Ooh.
26:44Ooh.
26:46Oh.
26:48I know.
26:51Oh, my gosh.
26:52Oh.
26:54Ah.
26:55I think they like it.
26:58Is it getting hot?
26:59Yes.
26:59Yes.
27:00These babies are amazing.
27:02They suck me up, babe.
27:04Oh, my gosh.
27:04Oh, my gosh.
27:05Oh, my gosh.
27:06Oh, my gosh.
27:07Oh, my gosh.
27:08Oh, my gosh.
27:09Oh, my gosh.
27:10Oh, my gosh.
27:11Oh, my gosh.
27:12Oh, my gosh.
27:13Oh, my gosh.
27:14Oh, my gosh.
27:15Anyone else getting a little bit horny for these babies?
27:17Oh, yeah.
27:18Maybe a lot of it?
27:19Oh, this is amazing.
27:20I already put my foot on vibrate.
27:22Oh, boy.
27:26These babies are amazing!
27:28You just suck me up, babe.
27:32We actually have customers.
27:34They're all here to support you.
27:37I'm so happy I could kiss you.
27:39Mm.
27:40Could you go back to being sad then?
27:42You know, I'd be so sad,
27:43I'd want to kiss you.
27:46Be like me.
27:46Feel nothing.
27:52Well, thank you for joining us.
27:59Tell you what, wouldn't miss this for the daggum world.
28:01You shall do tell, we've been camped on Nye Kitty Corner for several weeks
28:05just waiting for this shindig to dig its shins, I tell you what.
28:08Uh-huh.
28:09You've been camped out on the street for weeks, literally.
28:12Tell you what, truck nuts fell off the jalopy and we sent her out to fetch them and found that...
28:17Ended up being a great spot for business.
28:19Lots of johns with deep pockets, cha-ching, I tell you what.
28:24For tourists, I tell you what, a virtual goldmine of a fishing hole, if you tell what I'm telling.
28:30I do not. Walk this way.
28:33I thought I could try.
28:37Dear all twelve of you.
28:49Hey, I tell you what, social media land, wig is moving on up.
29:02That's right.
29:03Daddy got a brand new booty, ladies.
29:05I tell you what, that's right.
29:07Tag me on that.
29:08Tag me.
29:09Oh, my.
29:12Thank you, my love.
29:14Hey, I tell you, this place is fancy and licked toad.
29:18I bet you we see some stars what From Them Picture Shows tell you.
29:22I'm here to tell you, I bet we do.
29:25Do tell.
29:27Toad and tongue.
29:28Tell it.
29:28Dumb tongue.
29:29Tell.
29:29I tell you how much I appreciate this night with you, my sweet.
29:36We were nothing.
29:37Oh, I'm telling you, it's something.
29:40You told me you were standing your ground.
29:42Didn't tell about the plight of the common worker.
29:45Mm-hmm.
29:46And getting told enough to tell.
29:49You told her, I done tell too.
29:50It was a lost leader.
29:52I tell you what, due to inflation, we done up the price of that honeypot to ten full,
29:59a cent.
30:00Yeah.
30:02Double the price of admission, I'm told.
30:04Yeah.
30:05Oh, my cooter feels like Kim Kardashian.
30:09Tell you what, Kim Kardashian is rough, bumpy, and needs a shot of a week.
30:14That's a daggone Kim Kardashian.
30:16You tell it.
30:17Oh.
30:19You're a Kim Kardashian.
30:21Told.
30:22Oh, you're so sweet to me.
30:25I'm telling you true, sweetie.
30:27If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be here eating these fine vittles in our Sunday best,
30:33I tell you.
30:34Tell you what, we is riding high on the ding-dang wing-wong hog.
30:41I tell you, I concur.
30:43I tell you.
30:47Here's all the papers with the food words.
30:50We will be having the most expensive roadkill, as many done told.
31:01Thanks to this working girl who works it, and our venture into cryptocurrency has been quite profitable.
31:10I tell you what.
31:11Oh, right on.
31:12Like, Bitcoin or whatever?
31:13I've got to tell you, I'm not sure what the tale that is, but it was his idea to pick the pockets of the dead people we find in the alley.
31:23Great, um, I'm literally going to go do anything else.
31:26It is sustainable as fuck, I tell you.
31:30You done told her.
31:33Kaboom.
31:33Like, I see you.
31:36There's something so mysterious and sexy about that eye patch.
31:40Keep an eye out for you.
31:42Oh, my gosh, daddy.
31:45Oh, my gosh.
31:50Hey, make sure you're stirring those beans up right.
31:53Stop stirring me up.
31:54What?
31:56Stop stirring me up, chef.
31:59Mm-hmm.
32:00That's more like it, schnitzel dip.
32:05Godspeed, my friends.
32:07Well, if that's a bet, you're going to lose.
32:09That looks good, I tell you.
32:13Yee-haw!
32:27Yee-haw!
32:33Yee-haw!
32:43I tell you what, you're done told.
32:47I propose a toast if I don't tell.
32:49See it!
32:50I'm about to tell!
32:52I'm about to tell!
32:53Tell it!
32:54I'm gonna tell ya!
32:55Tell it!
32:56I tell you what!
32:58I forgot what I was gonna tell.
33:00Beautiful words, I tell ya!
33:02Thank you!
33:04Cheers!
33:06I tell you what, let's chow.
33:10Oh, sweet relief!
33:17Better than possum, I tell you.
33:22Do you tell?
33:23Food in this establishment's like your cooter!
33:27It's got prizes in it!
33:29Usually wedding bands.
33:31I ain't never got a timepiece before, I tell you what!
33:36I tell you the time that shoe fell out,
33:39Tell you what, that was a work boot!
33:42Oh, I love how you stuck that weenie in your mouth!
33:46Oh!
33:47Oh, I love how you stuck that weenie in your mouth!
33:49Oh!
33:50Oh!
33:51Oh!
33:52Oh!
33:53Oh!
33:54Wow!
33:55Where'd they get her, hoes or us?
33:58Welcome to La Lapine!
33:59Here you go!
34:00Took you long enough!
34:01I'm sorry!
34:02Yeah, you are, actually!
34:03Is this a joke?
34:04No, I don't think so!
34:05You know what, don't get smart with me, you little bitch!
34:06Alright?
34:07It's not my fault that you make minimum wage!
34:09You could at least crack a smile!
34:10You know, I come here a lot, alright?
34:11And I spend a lot of money here!
34:12We've only been open for an hour!
34:14Get your manager!
34:15Oh!
34:16No, I'm sorry!
34:17Oh, I'm sorry!
34:18Yeah, you're sorry!
34:19Sorry!
34:20Yeah, you are.
34:21I'm sorry!
34:22Yeah, you are, actually!
34:23Is this a joke?
34:24No, I don't think so!
34:25You know what, don't get smart with me, you little bitch!
34:26Alright?
34:27It's not my fault that you make minimum wage!
34:28You could at least crack a smile!
34:29Oh, okay!
34:30You know, I come here a lot, alright?
34:33And I spend a lot of money here!
34:35of money here we've only been open for an hour get your manager are you the manager oh no now
34:45stop fucking around and go get your manager i'm not in trouble am i i can't go back to prison bad
34:51vibes jeez what seems to be the problem here miss you're the manager actually i'm the owner
35:01another smart ass i see and what the hell's going on with these whores over here got their titties out
35:10they're french my kid doesn't need to see that okay look at them uh your kid don't talk about my family
35:22okay what exactly is it that you want don't interrupt me again i'm the customer and i pay your salary
35:30okay not if you don't order trying to make a point all right like the point on your head then make it
35:39i'll just take a number one and and make it quick okay because i have places to go people to see and
35:45things to do right away why are you still standing there shell-shocked chop chop okay my husband is a
35:55lawyer
36:00asshole
36:03keep it coming baby just like that don't fuck that bread up i'll show you my knife skills are second to none
36:10you don't have time for no motherfucking break get back to work dickenstein
36:21you don't break really sorry high fives are for winners
36:26so exciting how's my hair look it's really good you look so cute hey we're here it's barbie and
36:34kendra reservation for two please yay this is like so exciting red tablecloths oh she's so much
36:42better than our couch does the red clash with my pink though no okay definitely not you look so cute
36:48thank you your server will be with you maybe eventually thank you thanks oh my god this is so
36:55exciting i know can you believe this is really happening uh no we haven't been out since the
37:00pandemic unless you count deep space and no no we don't mention that i want that to be like a distant
37:06memory totally totally totally it's been like two years since we got dressed up yeah but admit it we
37:12always look bad okay i admit it to the max and we didn't even put on any pandemic weight i mean look
37:19at this dress it fits me like a dream it's because all we had to eat was like gummy llamas and
37:24the karate water oh true but i got my copic boobs yeah you did i just have my copic socks
37:30so is this like the new normal what looking cute and chewing and skidooing has always been our normal
37:48please let me say high five wait uh can we do this in real life now i mean i think so but i feel like so
37:57weird yeah i haven't touched another person in like two years why your face you were like totally
38:02all over that whole bag that was not personal that was called essential work okay okay get up get up
38:12okay okay one two three real high five kissy num nums oh my god oh my god wtf it's him it's him
38:31it really is him oh he's like so much taller than on tv yeah that's because it was only a 32 inch tv duh
38:42he's like so much hotter than on zoom so much way hotter thanks did he hear us i i don't know are we
38:51live are mike's supposed to be on hey girls barbie and kendra right what are you doing here i like
39:00totally don't know how to navigate your life anymore no mind if i sit down can't seem to find my party oh
39:05wear your party now tiger put the mute button for real these yes that's it
39:17i cannot believe that you're here
39:20it's like it's so amazing oh hi here's your food thank you oh but we haven't ordered yet yeah but
39:26this is what you would have ordered right true i'm gonna get you one so how's your band like tell us
39:32everything i love everything great just babysitting cats baby sitting cats i still have that passion
39:38yeah wait so did i hear that you're like you like drive and race cars i do i have a modified that i
39:45have a guy drive but i drive a race car in a lower class wow that's amazing coolest thing ever i've had
39:52that passion before cats i've actually been racing for many many years seriously wow how did you get into
39:58that um just had to stay alive you know you gotta find things for habits to keep you alive and
40:04racing was it you know i was at a point in my life where everything was depressing nothing worked you
40:08know couldn't do nothing and bam found racing and loved it ever since wow that's so cool yeah some
40:15people can't believe i can drive like that i do you're like amazing you're so amazing i don't know
40:20about that but it's so cool i never give up so how's joey joe joe joe joe joe um he's hanging in
40:25there he's he's had some issues he's been in solitary a lot but you know he's never seen the whole
40:30version of tiger community what yeah yeah they keep him locked up from solitary quite a bit because
40:35popularity oh my gosh well good thing he looks good in orange yeah poor joey joe so i have to ask
40:41this and i'm sure everybody asks you this but what was up with the fire who did it oh my gosh you know in
40:47the first episode there's a producer on there and his name's kirk and uh we have video footage
40:53of him going in front of the office at the same time that the fire was at night like four in the
40:57morning and he's walking in front of the cameras that seems like proof right there he left the country
41:03there's there's a whole safe missing with hard drives in it and he left the country he fled to a
41:09country where he can't be uh extradited back so uh wait there's a safe missing with stuff inside
41:15of it missing with footage and he did a documentary and uh some of that footage i believe is on that
41:20documentary scandalous so how about like do you want to tell me a story about how joey like banged all
41:29those boys oh yeah we call them puppies puppies puppies like dogs like big dogs wasn't dogs it was uh
41:39usually 18 year olds 19 year olds we call them puppies because we bring one in the front door
41:45and then one would be going out the back door so you got to kind of sneak them in and out so
41:49oh my god so the other one don't know about the other one yeah wait he's going out of his door
41:53no the house door okay maybe his door oh snap wow tmi for me yeah that sounds like your room in high
42:01school what the are you looking for you're missing balls my lucky watch it's gone
42:20you don't need that motherfucker my hand is the result i cannot go on would you just chill the
42:27fuck out and relax for a minute it is impossible the magic was in you all alone not some motherfucking
42:35clock you think so mm-hmm oh i know so just relax and breathe
42:41you're shitting me right what now
43:11this doesn't look like the picture we don't have pictures then you changed it okay i've seen better
43:18food at the zoo from the hippo den i presume what get your manager i am the manager i know the owner boom i'm
43:29the owner
43:33i could have got this cheaper down the street you kidding me then why don't you do that
43:39look lady there it is if you like it there it is if you don't well i never okay that's obvious
43:48pay up leave a nice tip for the lady you insulted or wear it i'm not paying for this
43:55well you've made your choice
44:01i am never coming here again
44:06that's the most reasonable thing you've said all night
44:09rabbit
44:17i've dealt with pissed off bombs and sexy hell i've been covered in alien splooge but nothing
44:24could prepare me for a karen yeah rabbit push that motherfucker push it push it real good then i'll
44:32be running this restaurant right into the motherfucking ground you're right i can't do it
44:39it's too much riding on this thank you abe
44:43fuck did i just say that shit out loud i thought i was just thinking that motherfucker
44:47i don't know you definitely projected that well god damn we'll project your ass on those
44:52motherfucking beans weenie cheers we definitely have to do it again i know cheers oh my gosh i got my fringe in your beans
45:04it's our fringy beans is that the bell yes it is and no hurry and i really appreciate you supporting
45:11me let me get it i really do oh no no it's on us yeah we totally got it would this be cash ass or grass
45:18but no grass i'm legitimate now just let me dig in my purse and find my wallet right kendra my wallet
45:25uh yeah what the hell was that some kind of flashback
45:44hey hi oh you have to excuse me it's not every day a fella sees such a beautiful sensuous woman like yourself
46:09where's my manners i'm rabbit i know
46:14we've met i'm still rendezvous oh rendezvous how's it hanging low and to the left
46:29you know you and i never finished what we started in vegas we didn't why is that because you
46:41you ran off screaming like a little
46:46bitch
46:49i did but we had a heck of a conversation right
47:01does this still bother you who cares it's just skin
47:11is
47:25enjoy
47:28hey
47:31ah dude it looks so yummy-licious
47:36Uh, completely sacri-licious.
47:39Let's dig it.
47:42I dig that.
47:51I can almost taste it.
47:54Yeah, almost.
47:56It's like as close as we're gonna get, bro.
47:59Hummer, dude.
48:01Wait, gnarly.
48:02Well, how about, like, toast?
48:07Oh.
48:08Ah!
48:12Are you gonna call me?
48:14Hello?
48:20I don't know about you,
48:22but I'd let him possess his pussy any day.
48:24Oh, my God.
48:26This totally sucks.
48:28Being a ghost is just like all one big suck.
48:32And our bros was a total ghostly toastless bros, bro.
48:37You took the words right out of my mouth.
48:41At least it still smells good.
48:44You can smell it.
48:47Ghost can dream.
48:49Ha ha.
48:50Ghost can dream.
48:52Somebody left their food.
49:05Somebody left their food.
49:23What the heck was that?
49:25Sexy hell. They must have ordered to go.
49:28E.B., we've been through a lot of rough years together, but you really pulled through for me tonight. I want to thank you.
49:44Well, about fucking time.
49:46Going legit was the best decision I ever made.
49:50Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but congrats. You deserve everything you get, dickface.
49:57I do deserve everything I get, don't I?
50:00Everything! Motherfucker!
50:03You know, I've been so busy, I'm a bit peckish. I haven't even tasted the food. So?
50:09I don't know.
50:15Ah!
50:21Weed! Glorious weed!
50:24Ha! That's right! You thought you could make it without me and my weed. You thought wrong, motherfucker. You're nothing without E.B.
50:34How could you? This is my one chance.
50:37And you won, motherfucker. Be grateful.
50:41I'm just beside myself.
50:44He-he-he!
50:46Ooh, yes!
50:48Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
50:52I gotta say, you really pulled it off.
50:56I did?
50:58There he is! There's the jerk!
51:01The king is still in the bathroom!
51:04Oh my gosh, you can see this!
51:06What seems to be the problem, officers?
51:09This lady, with nothing else going on in her life, has filed a report against this establishment.
51:14I want him fired!
51:16You can't fire me. I own this establishment.
51:19Sir, now that I look around myself, there is some merit to what she's told us.
51:25Are you running some kind of house of ill repute?
51:27Oh, no.
51:29They're just, hi.
51:32Say it again, sir.
51:34Uh, no.
51:36Oh, here, try some of our fine cuisine. I think you'll love it.
51:44That's some high-grade loco. Try it.
51:49Damn, that's good shit.
51:51But still, you're going to have to come with us.
51:55Give me a sec.
52:12Ooh, looks good! Yeah, good beauty!
52:20Oh, yes! Suck it up real good! That's what I'm talking about! Yeah!
52:30Weed! Weed!
52:31There is weed!
52:32There is weed!
52:45You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a cold field.
52:49Book him, fucko!
52:59Sir, do you understand?
53:01Do you need an interpreter?
53:03Oh, shit. I done seen that fucking look before.
53:07Is he okay?
53:08Is he going to spontaneously combust or something?
53:13Oh, lord! He gone!
53:15That's some serious nothing head shit.
53:18Something, fucky!
53:20He's still here!
53:21Yeah!
53:33Well, I'll be dipped in dog shit.
53:36What's up, Lindsay Brohand? Mind if I partoke?
53:40That is some sweet broccoli.
53:44Larnell, is it really you?
53:46You're goddamn right it is, Bernie Sanders. Miss me?
53:50Oh, yes.
53:52Hell no!
53:54Well, it's nice to see you too, EB.
53:55Eww, likewise, bitch boy.
53:56Larnell, how did you get from here to here?
54:11No clue, man. But I am stoked to be here.
54:15That'll be a motherfucker. Reverse nothing head? Shit, didn't even think that was possible.
54:20Trust me. Your head is not the place anyone wants to call home.
54:25You are crazier than Amanda Bynes.
54:28So talk to me, Goose. Everything good?
54:31Uh, not so much.
54:34Come here, you big pervert. Give me some bromance.
54:41We're tired of this love affair. We're gonna go ahead and cuff you.
54:44Hey, hey, slow your fucking robe.
54:47And hold on to your tits.
54:49Time to turn up the heat.
54:51And we...
54:52Color us motherfucking c...
54:54Gaaaargh!
54:55Come on!
55:05The heck?
55:11He was gonna trap us in his head forever, uh-uh.
55:15Don't want no part of that syphilis shithole.
55:19No fucking way!
55:21We in my world now.
55:23Ever.
55:25Is there a salon here?
55:27I don't know why I even try.
55:29You can't teach an old rabbit new tricks.
55:31This is where I've always belonged.
55:33Amen to that, Weedlejuice.
55:39You better be happy, because this is it.
55:41Ain't no more.
55:43This is really it?
55:45This is the big fucking finale.
55:47I'm so fucking done,
55:49we're all done.
55:51One last thing before we go.
55:53What if I told you,
55:55you never existed in the first place?
55:57You're just a figment of my imagination this time.
56:01We're all just one bad motherfucking trick.
56:05I'm cool with that.
56:17Weed is light!
56:19Yes indeed!
56:20Weed is light!
56:21Weed is light!
56:23Weed is light!
56:25Weed is light!
56:33Whoa!
56:34What the fuck happened here?
56:35I don't know.
56:37Looks like we missed all the fun though.
56:39Ah, shit.
56:41All dressed up and no place to go.
56:43No, fuck my ass.
56:45Oh, fuck my ass.
56:47Ha ha!
57:04What's this?
57:05Ha ha ha ha!