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Another batch of ‘Second Chancers’ will showcase their talent in acting through a short sexy-themed show entitled “Presidential Suite.”

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00:00Hey, Mark Huwango.
00:01Kahapon, matindi ang eksenang dinaanan ni Adele, William, Dino, Jego at Raven.
00:07Kaya di ba sinabi ko na matindihan?
00:08Ipulgar mo, ha? Vulgar. Vulgar mo.
00:10Ako, hindi ako vulgar.
00:13Alam mo ba ako nang ginawa ko doon sa game pareto sa Malatay?
00:16You were wearing teebacks.
00:19Aba, eh, hindi pwede yun.
00:22Mistress, kabe?
00:24No, no, no.
00:26Kasama ang batikang aktres na si Boots Anson Roa.
00:29Everything begins and ends in 30 days.
00:35Sa umiigting na labanan ng siyam na second chance takers,
00:39iisa ang hangat, ang makamitang pagkakataong muling tanggapin ng showbiz.
00:44Sa paglakad ng araw, patindihan na ng drama.
00:48Tila walang susuko, makamit lang ang second chance.
00:59Tama pala ako.
01:01Ako nga pala si Lilette.
01:03Ako nga pala si Lilette.
01:05Ako nga pala si Lilette.
01:07Ako si Mira.
01:30Hmm, babae ka pala.
01:34Usually kasi.
01:36Well, never mind. As long as a surprise is right.
01:40Hindi, baka naman nagkamalilih si Miss Melba.
01:43Presidential suite daw kasi ng hotel na to, ang sabi niya sa akin.
01:46Sabi niya rin sa akin, pumunta daw ako dito between 11 and 12 midnight.
01:50Eh, 11.30 na, diba?
01:51So, gano'n din yung tin-ex na sa akin.
01:54Ah, so, kira mo mo rin si Miss Melba?
01:57Oo naman, o.
01:58Mabawa niya na ako sa kanya.
02:00Pero, pero teka-teka.
02:03Hindi yata nabagyit sa akin yung Miss Melba lang.
02:07Double booking ito, o.
02:09Ano yan?
02:11Double booking.
02:12Dalawang babae.
02:14Isang kosmo.
02:15Meron mo rin gano'n?
02:17Oo naman, o.
02:19Asensya na, ha.
02:20Hindi ko kasi alam yung mga ganyan, o.
02:22Well, welcome to Miss Melba's world.
02:28Taliyan.
02:29Nagkawa mo na pa mag-double booking?
02:31Hindi pa ano.
02:33So, yung ming nililip, pag nagkataon, first time mo to?
02:36Oo naman.
02:37Kaya nang patagal ka na kay Miss Melba?
02:39One year and a half.
02:41At hanggang ngayon, hindi mo pa natatay mag-double booking.
02:46Good luck sa'yo, o.
02:47Well, madali lang naman yun, e.
02:49Pareho natin paliligayin ng customer.
02:51Ang mahirap lang, e.
02:53Pag naghanap siya ng show.
02:55Show?
02:57Tayong dalawa.
02:58As in, show!
03:01Madali na mong daya itayahin yan, e.
03:03Ang rin.
03:05Isipin mo na lang, e.
03:07Lalaki ako.
03:08Ipikit mo ang ilong na mata.
03:11Or, pwede na rin naman ako yung magtatrabaho, e.
03:14Ba't ang lagay, e.
03:17Dapat mas mataas ang talent ko.
03:19Yuck!
03:20Yak ka dyan, o.
03:21Yuck!
03:22Sorry kung na-offend kita.
03:24Hindi ko alam na.
03:25Masyera nga pala.
03:27Pero teka.
03:28Akala ko ba, mas matagal ka pa sa akin, Miss Melba?
03:31Oo nga.
03:32Pero syempre naman, may mga hangganan din naman ako, no.
03:35Hangganan?
03:36Sa negosyong ito, para magtrabaho ka, Miss Melba, e.
03:40Dapat wala kang hangganan.
03:43Dapat all the way ka.
03:44Lahat ng trip ng booking mo, e.
03:46Dapat join ka.
03:47Guide ka.
03:48Unless.
03:49Unless, ano?
03:50Unless, ang drama mo sa buhay, e.
03:53Pak, virgin effect.
03:54Yan ang, yuck!
03:56Well, kumikita rin naman yung drama mo na yan.
03:59Alam mo, hindi naman kasi ako nagdra-dramao, amin.
04:02Di ko na talaga kaya yung mga ganit.
04:04So.
04:05E, ano kaya mo?
04:11So.
04:12Paano?
04:13Ano, paano?
04:14Paano kumangi ang customer ng double booking with matching show?
04:20Tatangyahan mo yun?
04:22Hoy, Lillet, Simon, thank you.
04:24Thank you!
04:25Ano ka ba?
04:26Sa ina, kaya ko yan, no?
04:27Masaing mo ko.
04:30Hi, Lillet.
04:33Sorry, huwag magagalit.
04:35Pero sa tingin ko, nagdadrama ka lang.
04:42Uy, ayok siya na.
04:44Sige na, mapis ka na.
04:45Salubuhin na, sumukaya.
04:46Ha?
04:46I'm sure.
04:47Alam mo ng mga lalaki, doon sa number three.
04:49Ha? Come on.
04:50Alam mo, daya-dayaayin mo ganit niya.
04:53Okay?
04:53Magaling niya.
04:54Di ako mga lalaki.
04:55Sa trabaho nito, kung lumusyon ako.
04:56Ay, gano'y.
04:57Sige, mas.
04:57Sa pag-apalala.
04:58Bro, check it d'ya.
04:59Check!
05:00Hmm.
05:00Di mga na.
05:01Alright.
05:12Hello?
05:15I'm a residential suite, right?
05:18Oh, I'm Jennifer.
05:20I'm a student.
05:22Fine, I'm here.
05:27Hi, I'm Lily.
05:29Then, she's going to be with me.
05:31That's right.
05:32So, you're going to marry me?
05:36Don't tell me.
05:38Wait.
05:39Wait.
05:40Wait.
05:41Did she tell me, Miss Melva,
05:42that Tivoli Bells is my bookings?
05:44Wait, wait.
05:45Wait, wait.
05:46Don't tell me.
05:47You're also called girl.
05:49What?
05:51You're called girl.
05:53We?
05:54Yes.
05:55I'm sorry.
05:56What do you want to say?
05:57That's right.
05:58No, no, no.
05:59No, no, no.
06:00You want to tell me.
06:01What's your name?
06:02Anira.
06:03So, you're Jennifer.
06:05That's what I said earlier, right?
06:07So, what do you want to tell me?
06:08No.
06:09So, I don't want to tell you.
06:12What's that?
06:13Did you not tell me?
06:14I told you,
06:15I'm a big girl.
06:17So, sue me.
06:18Eh, slight.
06:20What's your slight?
06:21Tignan.
06:22Tignan mo nga yung tiyura niyan.
06:24Mukha na siya ng mga laki mo.
06:25Simpatika ka.
06:26Wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:27Wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:28Ano yung tema mo?
06:29Mga two or three times?
06:30So, sino nag-alaga ng mga bingang mga mga siya?
06:33Wala pa akong anak.
06:35Hoy, Mira.
06:36Hindi naman akong lalaki na tuloy ko hinahanap.
06:38Mga cliente ko hinahanap.
06:40Pink, fleshy, sensual women.
06:42Some men like women with meat on their bones.
06:45And that's what I'm here for, darling.
06:47Correctation.
06:49Ang tawag sa kanunat ko,
06:51voluptuous.
06:52Can you even spell voluptuous?
06:54M-A-C-A-B-A.
06:57Voluptuous.
06:58M-A-L-A-M-A-N.
07:00Malaman!
07:01Tama niya! Ano ba?
07:02Paplana mo?
07:03Osa palin na lang kaya kita, ha?
07:04Tama niya! Ano ba?
07:05Sorry, ha?
07:06Nagpapaka-prank pa lang naman ako eh.
07:08Kasi kala ko yung customer natin.
07:09Kitsun ako pa magbabayad?
07:11Well, come to think of it.
07:12Konting taba na lang eh mukha ka ng matrona.
07:16Matrona na tibo?
07:17Tama na!
07:18Pwede ba?
07:19Wait lang.
07:20So, tatto tayo pinadala ni Ms. Melba dito, di ba?
07:23Ano ba hindi sabihin nun?
07:24One big lady and one for vision girl.
07:27And one cheap butangera.
07:29Ay nako.
07:30Ang weird ang booking na to.
07:32Sinabi mo pa.
07:33Pero baka ang gusto na customer party.
07:35Ako?
07:36Ready ako.
07:38Kayo?
07:39Party?
07:40Party!
07:41One.
07:42Two.
07:43Three.
07:44And one customer.
07:45Presto.
07:46Party!
07:57Oh my gosh.
07:58Thank you customer.
08:00Oh my gosh.
08:01Makeup ko siya.
08:02Lala.
08:03Lala.
08:04Lala.
08:05Dali.
08:06Dali.
08:07Ang iyos kayo.
08:08Ayusin yung sarili niyo.
08:09Ang comfort.
08:10Ano pati?
08:11I'm love.
08:12So, wapuna kayo ah.
08:13Uy!
08:14Dali na!
08:15Dali na!
08:16Dali na yan!
08:17Ano?
08:18Girls!
08:19Ready na kayo?
08:20Ready na!
08:21Ready na!
08:22Hello handsome!
08:24Handsome?
08:25Ako handsome?
08:28Mina?
08:29Nakayon ka na ba?
08:3112 ba?
08:3212 ba?
08:33Hmm?
08:34Akala kasi namin yung customer.
08:37Customer?
08:38Sinabi ko bang may customer?
08:40What are we waiting for?
08:42Ay naku, napaka VIP naman niya para paintayin kami, no?
08:46Wala na tayong ibang iniintay, Mira.
08:50Nandito na ako.
08:52Kaya pwede na tayong magsimula.
09:01Alam kong pwede niyong sabihin na lagi akong naging mabait sa inyo.
09:07Naging patas ako sa inyong lahat.
09:09Naging maalalahanin ako sa inyo.
09:12At kahit minsan, wala akong inilagay sa alanganin sa inyo.
09:17Oo.
09:18Ipinakikilala ko kayo sa aking mga kliyente?
09:21Oo.
09:22Mayroong nangyayari.
09:24At oo pa rin.
09:25Dahil kumukuha ako ng komisyon sa inyo.
09:28Pero hindi lang basta-basta pagtitinda ng laman ang ginagawa natin.
09:33Masyadong bulgar ang salitang yan para sa akin.
09:36So, ano pa na ginagawa natin?
09:39Nagbibigay ng mahalagang serbisyo para sa mga taong nangangailangan ng ligaya.
09:44Mahalagang serbisyo, hindi ba?
09:46Kaya hindi lamang basta call girl ang tingin ko sa inyo.
09:50Hindi ganyan ang pananaw ko sa ating trabaho.
09:53At dahil pinapahalagahan ko kayo, nandito tayo ngayong gabi para mag-celebrate.
10:01Kailangang mag-enjoy kayo ngayong gabi.
10:03Ang lahat ng pagkain dyan, kainin yung lahat.
10:06Matulog kayo sa kamang malaki at magbabad kayo sa bathtub hanggang bukas ng tanghali.
10:12At bukas ng alas dose, check out time!
10:15Pero, huwag niyo muna isipin nyo.
10:18Ang isipin nyo ay yung kung paano kayo mag-e-enjoy ngayong gabi.
10:22Kaya, enjoy everything!
10:24So, this is a party?
10:26Oh, yes! This is a party, Jennifer.
10:29A farewell party.
10:32A farewell party?
10:34Ms. Melva, alis po ba kayo?
10:37O, ako hindi.
10:41Kayo, oo.
10:43Pagkatapos ng gabi nito,
10:45hindi na kayo kailanman magkakatanggap ng tawag mula sa akin.
10:50Hindi na kayo magkakaroon ng bookings mula sa akin.
10:55At hindi na rin kayo makakasama ng mga ibang babaeng nagtatrabaho para sa akin.
11:01Ba, bakit Ms. Melva? May mga niklamo ba sila sa amin?
11:05Anong mga sinusumbong nila sa inyo?
11:07Wala.
11:08Wala silang isinusumbong sa akin at wala silang reklamo tungkol sa inyo.
11:13Sabihin na lang natin na dumating na ang panahon.
11:17Sabihin na natin, it's time for you to move on.
11:21Move on?
11:23Sisante kami.
11:25Yun ba ang ibig mong sabihin?
11:27Mira, masyado naman yatang matapang ang sisante para tayong magkakagalit yan, Iha.
11:32Kaya, bakit mukhang baka akong galatino? Hindi naman, hindi ba?
11:36At gusto kong sabihin na ito.
11:38Ang working relationship natin, ang business relationship natin ay tumagal ng ilang taon.
11:43At naging mutually beneficial naman ito para sa ating lahat.
11:47Lahat tayo na kinabang.
11:49Pero,
11:51all things must end.
11:53And,
11:54I'm sorry.
11:56Sana makunawaan niyo ako.
11:58Teka, teka.
12:00Hindi naman yata tama yun.
12:02Kinagamit yun lang kami!
12:04Pinagamit?
12:05Mira, kapasabi ko lang.
12:07Lahat tayo na kinabang sa trabahong ito.
12:11At kahit isa sa inyo,
12:13hindi pwedeng itanggi yun.
12:15So, why Miss Melba?
12:18Pinapahin pa ako?
12:21Ay,
12:22ayaw ko sanang masira ang gabing ito kasi gusto kong maging masaya at maganda ang paghihihwalay natin lahat.
12:29Pero,
12:30pinipilit ninyo ako.
12:32Kaya sige,
12:33sasabihin ko sa inyo.
12:34Maupo kayo.
12:35Lilith,
12:41ang totoo niyan,
12:42pagkod na pagkod na pagkod na ako sa'yo.
12:46Masyado kang maraming kondisyones.
12:49Marami kang hindi pwedeng gawin.
12:52Jennifer,
12:53oo,
12:54maganda ka pa.
12:56Oo,
12:57bilog pa ang katawan mo.
13:00Pero alam mo,
13:01marami na sa mga kliyente ko ang nakakapansin na medyo,
13:07laspag ka na.
13:09At Mira,
13:10hindi ko alam kung paano ko sasabihin sa ito.
13:13Pero,
13:14matanda ka na,
13:15hindi ka na sariwa.
13:17Sariwa?
13:18Ako hindi sariwa.
13:20Excuse me.
13:22Please naman po.
13:24Kahit one year lang,
13:26wala lang kondisyon kahit ano gagawin ko.
13:28Please naman po.
13:29It's too late, Dilette.
13:31It's too late.
13:32Nakapuhan ako ng kapalit mo.
13:34At Jennifer,
13:35huwag mo sanang sasabihin sa'kin na magpapadoktor ka kasi
13:38hindi yung kasagutan sa problema mo.
13:40Hindi landscaping ang kailangan natin dito eh.
13:43And,
13:44uh,
13:45Mira,
13:46walang gamot na pampabata sa bilasa mong kaloo ba?
13:52Wala kong puso!
13:54I'm really,
13:55very,
13:56very,
13:57very sorry.
13:58Ang gusto ko lang ngayong gabi mag-enjoy kayo.
14:01Pero,
14:02pero,
14:03pinilit ninyo ako eh.
14:05Kaya kailangan kong sabihin sa inyo ito.
14:08I'm sorry.
14:10And,
14:11uh,
14:12I want to thank you for everything.
14:15And,
14:16good luck.
14:18Oh.
14:19And,
14:20dyan na ang surprise ako sa inyo.
14:23Isipin na lang nyo na,
14:24ito'y isang bonus.
14:29Ako,
14:30wala yung nagpapainan.
14:31Hi Brian!
14:32Come in,
14:33come in.
14:34Teka.
14:36Girls,
14:37ito si Brian.
14:41Ah,
14:42hello ladies.
14:43Siya si Lile.
14:45Si,
14:46uh,
14:47Mira,
14:48at si Jennifer.
14:49Huwag kayong mag-alala,
14:50girls.
14:51Mahaalis ni Brian ang lungkot ninyo.
14:53At,
14:54uh,
14:55specialty niya ang manggamagan.
14:56So,
14:57girls,
14:58enjoy.
14:59Enjoy Brian.
15:00Bye!
15:02Napakawulong yung babae yun!
15:05At,
15:06up aside,
15:07pagkakitaan,
15:08basta na lang tayong etchipwera.
15:09Ikaw,
15:10tigil-tigil mo nga yung pag-iyak mo.
15:11Ano magagawa ng duha mo ngayon?
15:13Napakadami mo kasing kondisyones eh.
15:16Yan tuloy.
15:17Tanggalan ko ng trabaho.
15:18Ladies,
15:19ladies,
15:20di ba sabi ni Miss Melba,
15:21kaya kong pawiin ang mga lungkot mo.
15:24Tumigil ka nga dyan!
15:26Ikaw,
15:27may pera ka ba?
15:29Girls,
15:30bayad na ako, okay?
15:31So,
15:32kung kailan niya gusto magsimula,
15:33sabihin niya lang sa akin.
15:35At,
15:36sino naman may gana para sa ganyan ngayon?
15:38Hello!
15:39Nawalan niya lang kami ng trabaho.
15:43Baby,
15:44tama na.
15:46Ikinubo ko.
15:48Naiigito mo na kayang mga problema ng tao eh!
15:50So?
15:51Kaya mo ako nandito eh.
15:53Nandito ako para sa inyo,
15:54nandito ako para makalimutan niyo ang mga problema ninyo.
15:58Ano?
15:59Galit kayo con Melba?
16:01Naiinis kayo?
16:02Nagbidilim mga palimutin ninyo?
16:04Doon tayo sa kwarto.
16:06Sigurada ko makakalimutan niyo.
16:11Alas na tayo?
16:12Wala na tayo.
16:13Dala na.
16:14Sandali!
16:15Gusto kong bumawi!
16:16Huwag mo sabi ang papadula mo yan!
16:18Why not?
16:19Bonus naman natin siya.
16:21Ituloy naman natin siya.
16:22Severance bill.
16:23So?
16:24Sino mo una sa inyo?
16:25Mas kisino sa inyo!
16:27I'm ready and I'll be waiting.
16:33Wala lang ba natin ang dignidad sa inyo?
16:35Patulad niya na suukol ni Melba?
16:37Bakit hindi?
16:38Eh, bahay na naman siya at saka sa totoo lang.
16:41Cute siya.
16:42In fairness.
16:43So?
16:44Sino mo ko na sa inyo?
16:46Sino mo ko na sa inyo?
16:47Tara lang.
16:48Hali ka na, sweetie.
16:49Wait!
16:50Wait!
16:51Wait!
16:52Okay.
16:53Kung gusto mo, mauna ka.
16:54Bahay na naman itong presidential suite, di ba?
16:55Gulubus-lubusin ko na.
16:57At ako, tatawag ako sa service.
16:59Okay.
17:00So, anong sinu kainin?
17:01Ako?
17:02Si Brian.
17:03Ako na ang gagawin!
17:04Ako na ang mauna!
17:05Sige na!
17:16Daga!
17:17Sa aking natungo kasama sa Biniera at sa ating in-storey.
17:21Good job.
17:23I'm gonna go to the house.
17:25Here's my house.
17:27I'm here to go.
17:29I'm here to go.
17:31You're going to stay right.
17:33I'm going to stay right here.
17:35I'm going to stay right here.
17:37Your clip.
17:39Daga.
17:41This is for me.
17:43What?
17:45Dad.
17:47I'm going to die.
17:49Why? What do you think about it?
17:52I don't know.
17:54Hey, Mira, why are you here?
17:58Is that right?
18:00You're not here in the room.
18:02I'm going to smell it.
18:05Let's go.
18:07Let's go.
18:09Let's go.
18:10Let's go.
18:11I don't know, I'm waiting for you.
18:13I don't know.
18:15You know, Lilith, you can't do anything.
18:17Who knows, he may have saved the best for last.
18:20I don't know.
18:21Lilith, you're a hypocrite.
18:23I don't know.
18:24I'm going to kill her.
18:25I'm good.
18:26And why?
18:27I don't know.
18:28I'm going to kill her.
18:30I'm going to kill her.
18:32Good luck.
18:36I'm going to kill her.
18:46Anna?
18:47Hindi na yun ang pangalan ko.
18:49Lilith na ang pinangalan sakin ni Miss Melba?
18:52Ako nga din eh.
18:54Ryan daw.
18:55Naalala po ba tony kong pangalan?
19:01O, ano man?
19:02Miguel.
19:04So you're going to be able to do this job?
19:13I'm going to be able to do it.
19:17We were in the past.
19:20We were able to do what you were doing.
19:24And we were going to be able to do it.
19:26What do you think?
19:29What do you think I'm going to be able to do it?
19:32I know.
19:36We were able to do it.
19:39It was a mistake.
19:42Until now, I still have to pay for it.
19:44I still have to pay for it.
19:47But it was a while ago you were able to do it.
19:49You were able to do it?
19:50You were able to do it.
19:52It was a while ago.
19:55I was working with Ms. Melville.
19:59I needed to be able to do it.
20:02You were able to do it.
20:03So...
20:07What do you want to do now?
20:10You can tell me that you can't...
20:13I don't know.
20:16I don't know.
20:17I have to pay for it!
20:18Do you have any money?
20:19I did not even pay to pay for it.
20:20I have to pay for it.
20:21Who are you?
20:22I mean,
20:23I've got to pay for it.
20:24I know it's a deal.
20:25I've got to pay for it.
20:26I've got to pay for it.
20:28You've got to pay for it though.
20:29You've got to pay for it.
20:31It's not so much money.
20:32You know, sometimes...
20:36when I have a bookie,
20:38you're thinking about me.
20:40And I'm doing something with you.
20:45If you're using it,
20:47I'm thinking about it.
20:50It's been a long time for my wife
20:53to give her a chance to get her.
20:56I told myself,
20:58Miguel,
20:59I don't care about it.
21:02I don't care about it.
21:04Because...
21:05Because you can't do it.
21:07It's all right now, Brian.
21:09What do you want to do?
21:12I'm so tired.
21:15I'm so tired.
21:18Okay, let's go.
21:21I'm tired.
21:24I'm tired.
21:29I'm tired.
21:39Man, I'm tired.
21:41Man, I'm tired.
21:43But I don't care about it.
21:47I have some information.
21:51We're going to do something else.
21:58We're here.
22:01We're going to be quiet.
22:05We're going to be angry.
22:08We're going to be looking for a life without a payback.
22:13Without a burden.
22:16Just...
22:21I'm so happy, Miguel.
22:25I'm so happy.
22:36Okay.
22:39I'll stop you.
22:41Tomorrow, we're not going to change our lives.
22:46We're going to do our work.
22:52And I'm not going to do that.
22:56But now...
23:00You're going to take a look.
23:05I'm going to take a look.
23:10But I'm...
23:15I'm going to take a look.
23:17I'm going to take a look.
23:18I'm going to take a look.
23:19I'm going to take a look.
23:20I'm going to take a look.
23:21And now...
23:23You don't have to laugh or cry to you in the window of showbiz.
23:41You need to watch the TV showbiz.
23:46It's a challenge that you need to do in the showbiz.
23:50Matuntun lang ang second chance, a second life.
23:53Dito where everything begins and ends in 30 days.
24:19Matuntun lang second chance, a second life.
24:25Matuntun lang second chance, a second life.
24:27Matuntun lang second chance, a second life.
24:29Matuntun lang second chance, a second life.
24:31Matuntun lang second chance, a second life.
24:33Matuntun lang second chance, a second life.
24:35Matuntun lang second chance, a second life.
24:37Matuntun lang second chance, a second life.
24:39Matuntun lang second chance, a second life.
24:41Matuntun lang second chance, a second life.
24:43Matuntun lang second chance, a second life.
24:45Matuntun lang second chance, a second life.
24:47Matuntun lang second chance.

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