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00:00You're watching Weekend Showcase on Game Show Network.
00:10Everyone in this arena has a money stake in one of our famous couples as we play the game of celebrity gossip, Chattletales.
00:18And here's the star of Chattletales, Bert Conde.
00:30Hello, everybody. Thank you. Welcome to Chattletales. Nice to have you with us today.
00:33You know, backstage before I come out, I usually read the questions, so I kind of know what's going to happen here.
00:39No one else sees them, of course. And this one is kind of an interesting question.
00:43We were thinking about maybe changing something, but let's see how it goes.
00:46Stay with us today, because we have some wonderful people who are going to have to contend with this.
00:49And here they are, winning money today for the blue section, Mr. Orson Bean and his wife, Carolyn Bean.
01:00You look really snappy today. Thank you, sir.
01:05I wish Carolyn could see out of the box and look at you there.
01:07Well, she'll come back in that second and a half. Nice red tie there. I thought your tongue was hanging out.
01:13Carolyn, thank God you're there, and you have more taste than he does. You won't say that, will you?
01:17I can't wait to get out there and see you. Oh, okay. Well, in that case, I'm glad you're both here.
01:22Winning money today for the banana section, it's nice to have you and his wife, too, Mr. Wink Martindale and his wife, Sandy.
01:28Thank you, Bert.
01:33I feel underdressed with this beautiful outfit you get on here.
01:36Oh, don't you feel underdressed?
01:38Don't put on a tie or something.
01:39I said he and his wife. Should it have been him and his wife?
01:42She and his wife.
01:42What was the context of it?
01:44I said, and it's nice to have he and his wife.
01:46It's nice to have him here.
01:47Should have been nice to have him and his wife.
01:49How'd you do in English, Bert?
01:50How'd I do in English? Very poorly.
01:52Yes, he is well known for his dangling participle.
01:54Yes, that's right. Sandy, how are you?
01:56I'm fine, thank you.
01:57You having fun?
01:58Oh, yes, I'm so glad we're bananas today.
02:00Yes.
02:01We may be bananas before you got here.
02:04Why shouldn't you be bananas today?
02:05Winning money today for the red section, the star of Grady, Grady himself, Mr. Whitman Mayo and his wife, Gail.
02:13Hello, Bert.
02:14How are you, Whitman?
02:16Bert, I would just like to say now, that you come in my neighborhood with that suit on and it's mine.
02:21And you can have it right here if you want it.
02:26Gail, how are you?
02:27Fine, Bert.
02:28You all set to go for the red section?
02:29Yes.
02:30They are ready for you.
02:30Here comes the first question.
02:32Listen carefully, ladies.
02:33Your husband fires a woman who works for him.
02:36Must have been a reason.
02:38She comes to you and tells you she's been having an affair with him.
02:43Now he's through with her.
02:44She says that's why he fired her.
02:46She names dates and places.
02:48Would you ask your husband about those dates and places?
02:51Or would you take his word that he fired her and he had a good reason to fire her?
02:55Think it over, ladies.
02:56We'll find out.
02:59Whoopee!
03:01Oh, yes, sir.
03:03Here we go.
03:04Well, we start things off today.
03:06Orson, what will Carolyn do in her situation?
03:08What was the question?
03:09The question was, would she ask you about those dates and places?
03:13Or will she take your word for it that you had to fire this woman?
03:16Business reasons it was...
03:18Both.
03:19Both?
03:19A, she would want to know all the good stuff.
03:21B, she would take my word for it that none of it was true.
03:24So the answer I would have to choose is that she would absolutely take my word for it.
03:28She would not.
03:29In other words, what we say is, would you ask your husband about those dates and places?
03:32And the answer is no, then.
03:33She would not ask you about them.
03:36No, she would not ask me about the dates and places.
03:38Yes, she would take my word.
03:39Yes, right.
03:39So take your...
03:40It's a yes or no answer.
03:41That's right.
03:42And the...
03:43You know...
03:49You can't handle the job, you understand.
03:51I mean, it's a simple...
03:53Maybe we better start over again.
03:54No, no, no.
03:55Once, I don't know if it was you, I asked somebody a question.
03:57They said, I don't know, ask my wife.
03:58And I almost did.
03:59I almost said, well, let's bring her on and see.
04:01All right.
04:01No, it's either yes or...
04:02Would you ask your husband about those dates and places?
04:05You have to make a choice.
04:06Either yes, she would, or no, she would not.
04:08Give a wink and a necktie.
04:09You could do this in a minute.
04:10I mean, it probably will.
04:13Yeah, we'll take your choice.
04:14The point is that she would believe me, so she would not ask me about the dates and places.
04:16So the answer is no.
04:17We got it.
04:18No, the answer is yes, you are.
04:19All right, go ahead.
04:19No, no.
04:20Be quiet now.
04:21Don't confuse me with facts.
04:22Here comes Carolyn.
04:25Carolyn, you know the preamble to all of this.
04:29Now, she names the dates and places.
04:30Would you ask your husband about those dates and places, yes or no?
04:33I'd already know.
04:35Oh, what?
04:36I'd already know.
04:37Oh, you'd already know?
04:38Sure.
04:39Oh, but that's not the question.
04:41What was the question?
04:42That was what you asked me.
04:43He fired this woman.
04:44Yeah.
04:45And obviously he had a good reason.
04:46She says the reason was that he was having an affair with her, and now he's through with
04:50her, and that's why he fired her.
04:51And she comes to you to tell you, because she's furious, and she names dates and places.
04:55Would you ask your husband about those dates and places, yes or no?
04:58Well, yeah, if I didn't know.
05:01Now, no, that's not what he said.
05:03He said, no, he would not.
05:05But you see, it's a really ineptly phrased question.
05:08It's not a very poorly.
05:09I said to you that I wouldn't have to ask him because I'd already know.
05:12We clearly agree.
05:14Who wrote the question?
05:15Gene Wood?
05:15I don't know.
05:16I just read them.
05:17Gene Wood must have wrote the syntax in there.
05:20We clearly agree, and I knew this was going to happen because of the way the question
05:24is raised, but we clearly agree.
05:26What's money, Blue Section?
05:27That's right.
05:28What's money?
05:28I'm sorry about that, Carolyn.
05:29I'll clear this up for you, Bill.
05:30I wish you would, Wink.
05:31Everybody in Carolyn and Orson's section of the audience agrees that he is right in
05:37what he is trying to say because she was wrong with her answer.
05:40All of these people over here in the other two sections do not agree that they are correct.
05:45Is that right?
05:47So we'll go along with these two groups over there.
05:50Now, that's all, Wink.
05:54You're doing just fine now, and let's see how you do with the question.
05:57Wait till it's your turn, Wink.
05:58Because now you're going to be on the firing line here.
06:02What was the question?
06:03She names dates and places.
06:08Would your wife, Sandy, ask you about those dates and places?
06:13Yesterday.
06:14Meaning she wouldn't, if she didn't, if she totally ignored the woman, she wouldn't even bother you with it.
06:18She believes you fired her.
06:19You had a good reason you fired her.
06:20Yesterday, Bert, it was our fifth wedding anniversary.
06:24Not five years, five months.
06:26And in that five-month period...
06:28And they said it would never last.
06:31I wish I would have said that.
06:32In that five months, my wife has never questioned my fertility.
06:37Fidelity.
06:38Your what?
06:39Fidelity.
06:42Help me, Orson, help me.
06:44You know, you know he said fertility.
06:47She has never questioned my fidelity.
06:49I wonder what...
06:51However, if this happened, if this particular situation came up, I don't think there's any doubt in my mind she would ask me.
07:01She would definitely ask you.
07:02Yes.
07:03And then she would question you about your fertility.
07:05That is correct, yes.
07:09Did I say that?
07:10Yes, you did.
07:10You started to say fertility, which is just a great slip.
07:13And they say wasps aren't funny.
07:17All right.
07:18You say, yes, sir.
07:19She would ask you about the dates and the places.
07:21Any good wife would.
07:22Right, wives?
07:23All right.
07:24All right.
07:25Here she comes.
07:27Okay, Sandy, he's fired this lady.
07:29Works for him.
07:30She comes to you and says, the only reason he fired me is because we're having an affair and he's through with me.
07:35And so, here's what happened.
07:36And she gives you dates and places.
07:38Would you ask Wink about that or would you not?
07:43Oh, of course.
07:44That's right.
07:45That's what he said.
07:46Any good wife would.
07:51God bless each other.
07:52By the way, we covered another thing, which you'll see later.
07:56You don't have to worry about the fertility angle of this question, however, though.
08:00Everything is all taken care of there, Sandy.
08:02And I'll leave you in mystery now.
08:04Whitman, what will Gail say?
08:07Bert?
08:08Now, see, I'm with Orson.
08:10You know, it's a very complex question, to say the least.
08:15It is, isn't it?
08:16Uh, she would trust my answer, but I think she would ask.
08:23Uh-huh.
08:23Right.
08:24Okay.
08:25So, I would have to say she will ask.
08:28She will ask, yes.
08:29Yes.
08:29She will go along.
08:30She will, with your firing her and all of that, and you'll say, no, there was nothing there.
08:34But she's going to ask you anyway.
08:35Yes.
08:36All right.
08:36Just out of curiosity.
08:38Yes, I understand.
08:39Being the cat that she is.
08:43Yes, with a butcher knife in her hand.
08:45Here she comes now.
08:47Now, Gail, you know what happened.
08:51He, uh, he fired this lady.
08:53She works for him.
08:54He fired her.
08:55Now, she comes to you and says, we're having an affair, and he's through with me.
08:59And that's why he fired me.
09:00And she gives you dates and places.
09:03Would you then go to Whitman and question him about those dates and places?
09:09Yes.
09:09That's right.
09:10That's what he said you'd do.
09:11You're absolutely right.
09:13Sandy and Wink are right.
09:14We split it in half, but we'll come back in a moment.
09:16And split a bunch more.
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11:32Here we go.
11:33Question number two coming up, and I hope this one gets a little clearer.
11:36If you're ready to go, ladies.
11:38Ladies, we'll take it for granted that you've quarreled with your husband at least once in a while, okay?
11:42During these arguments, have you ever compared your husband unfavorably with an other woman's husband?
11:49Yes or no?
11:50Ooh, think it over.
11:51We'll find out.
11:52Tough question.
11:53Wink, you've been married such a short while.
11:55You're having a big argument.
11:57And she says, you're just like so-and-so.
11:59He does the same thing.
12:00Has Sandy ever done that to you?
12:01Well, I guess because we haven't been married very long.
12:08That's the reason, perhaps, she has never done that.
12:11But I'm sure with her fiery Italian temper, which does flare up from time to time, she will eventually get around to that.
12:18But up to this point, she has never.
12:20She wouldn't dare do that.
12:22No.
12:22Slappily.
12:23No, I wouldn't.
12:24I wouldn't.
12:25Oh.
12:26She's too small.
12:26I would never do that.
12:27I heard she has an uncle, too, who talks like this.
12:31Yes, that is correct.
12:32You've met him, have you?
12:33I wouldn't do that.
12:35All right, you'll say no, that she's never done that.
12:39No.
12:39Here she comes.
12:41Sandy, we want a yes or no question for answer from you.
12:44Have you ever compared your husband, Wink, unfavorably with another woman's husband?
12:48No.
12:49That's right.
12:49You got it.
12:55We haven't been married long enough.
12:57That's what he said.
12:58That's right.
12:59You're absolutely right.
13:00Wipman, what about Gail?
13:01Has she ever done that to you?
13:02Yes.
13:03No, no.
13:05We have two years behind us.
13:08Uh-huh.
13:09And, um...
13:10No, she's never done that to me.
13:15Never done that?
13:16Really hasn't.
13:17Okay.
13:18Has not.
13:19That's kind of an interesting question, I guess.
13:21Yeah.
13:21We say another woman's husband.
13:23Right.
13:23Obviously a friend, or...
13:25Right.
13:25She has compared me unfavorably with her father.
13:29But not with another woman's husband.
13:37She can get away with her father.
13:39Yeah, right.
13:40Because there's not much you can say about that one, is there?
13:42All right.
13:42You'll say no.
13:43Here she comes.
13:44Gail, have you ever compared your husband unfavorably with another woman's husband?
13:51Yes or no?
13:53I don't think so.
13:54So, no.
13:55That's right.
13:56You got it.
13:56That's what a red cane, baby.
14:03All right, Orson.
14:05Yes.
14:05Should I read this again, Orson?
14:07No, no, no.
14:08I'd like you to read the first one again.
14:10This is like a...
14:12This is kind of like as the world turns, isn't it?
14:15It goes on and on and on.
14:16You can tune in 20 minutes later and it's still on the first question.
14:19Well, we've been married 10 years.
14:2412 in the eyes of God.
14:28I don't know what he means by that.
14:31She has grumbled at some length on occasion about me,
14:35but she has never compared me unfavorably to anybody else.
14:39Husband, wife, or distant cousin.
14:41Really?
14:42No, she doesn't compare.
14:43I think that's admirable.
14:44She just says, you know, she's grumbled.
14:47How about father?
14:48No.
14:48No one.
14:49Okay, so the answer's no.
14:50Now, wasn't that easy?
14:51See, there was no problem.
14:53You give me simple questions, I'll give you simple answers.
14:55That's right.
14:56Well, we have to realize what we're dealing with here sometimes.
14:59Let's bring her on.
15:02Carolyn, have you ever compared Orson unfavorably
15:04with another woman's husband, yes or no?
15:07I won't try to explain myself this time, no.
15:09That's right, you got it.
15:12You've all got it.
15:12We split it three ways and we'll change places, gentlemen.
15:15If you will step to the rear, we'll bring the ladies out front.
15:17We'll come back with the second half of Tattertales.
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17:42I have the ladies with me.
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17:46Orson, you have to catch up to Wink and Whitman.
17:48They both have 125, all right?
17:49Here we go.
17:50This question's worth 150 bucks.
17:51I'll be the judge of that.
17:52Here we go.
17:53Men,
17:53here's an observation question.
17:55Yes?
17:56How many rings...
17:58If you can't handle this,
17:59How many wings?
18:00I looked at Wing Martindale's name
18:01and said it.
18:02How many rings
18:03is your wife wearing
18:04right now?
18:06Uh-huh.
18:07Now, smarty pants.
18:09Think it over, fellas.
18:10We'll find out in a moment.
18:11Off you go.
18:11And we'll start with you, Gail.
18:13Let's see your hands.
18:15What have you got?
18:16It looks like one to me,
18:17doesn't it?
18:18That's pretty simple, isn't it?
18:20Let's see.
18:20It's a pretty ring, too.
18:22Okay.
18:22One ring it is.
18:24Let's see if he can remember.
18:25Here he comes.
18:28Whitman,
18:29how observant are you?
18:31Oh.
18:33How many is it, sir?
18:34Oh.
18:36And,
18:37baby, I looked.
18:39I really did.
18:40I mean,
18:40I thought I did.
18:41You never look.
18:44That's great.
18:45Uh,
18:47one.
18:48That's it.
18:50You're right.
18:51Good luck.
18:52Woo.
18:52Now.
18:57Oh, that's...
18:58Put that in your pipe
18:59and smoke it, honey.
19:01Okay, first time.
19:02Whitman,
19:03was that a guess
19:03or did you know?
19:04You were guessing,
19:05weren't you?
19:05I was, uh,
19:07a bird.
19:07Oh, I'm sorry.
19:08Don't mess this up, please.
19:09I'm sorry.
19:11I knew.
19:13How many rings
19:14does she usually wear?
19:16Bert,
19:17you're still pushing this.
19:18No, no.
19:18I was just curious
19:19because I,
19:20I,
19:21you,
19:21you took a long time
19:22but then you nailed it
19:23so you must have had
19:24a kind of a background.
19:25Between one and two.
19:26Between one and two.
19:27Well, you got it.
19:27Anyway,
19:28I'm not going to take it away from you.
19:29Carolyn,
19:29what's Orson going to say?
19:31How many rings?
19:32How many have you got on here?
19:34Zero.
19:35Zero.
19:35Zero.
19:36Uh,
19:37I don't know
19:38how observant
19:39he was today
19:40because I mean
19:41it varies from
19:42zero to,
19:43you know,
19:44two,
19:44three,
19:45whatever.
19:46And I don't have any on today
19:47because I've been,
19:48you know,
19:48like changing other jewelry
19:49so I didn't wear,
19:50you know,
19:50like even my gold wedding band
19:52which I usually wear.
19:53Right.
19:53So he probably thinks
19:54I have that on.
19:55He'll probably say one
19:56but,
19:57but it's zero.
19:58But it's zero today.
19:59Yeah.
19:59Okay,
20:00let's see.
20:00Maybe he will.
20:01Here he comes.
20:04Orson,
20:04we want to know
20:05how observant you've been today.
20:06How many rings
20:07is Carolyn wearing
20:07right now?
20:08I swear to God
20:09I don't know
20:10which one of those women
20:11is my wife.
20:13Much less how many rings.
20:14I saw her five minutes ago.
20:15I can't remember
20:16what she's got on for clothes.
20:18Well,
20:19she's got three earrings in.
20:20Two in one ear,
20:21one of the other.
20:22Do you want me to count
20:22the earrings?
20:23No,
20:23rings on the fingers.
20:24Then I'll say one.
20:26Wrong.
20:28You know how many it is?
20:29No,
20:29how many?
20:30None.
20:30She's not wearing any rings.
20:32But I said
20:33that he would say one.
20:36Oh.
20:37I did.
20:37I said he'll say one
20:38but I'm wearing none.
20:40You're going to look at it?
20:41No,
20:42that's it.
20:42Yeah,
20:42that's right.
20:43Okay.
20:46You know what happens?
20:48What happens is
20:49I'm sitting here
20:50and I'm looking at your hands
20:51and I see none
20:52and you say
20:53you're wearing none
20:54but you said
20:54he'll probably say one
20:56but I answered it
20:57the way I saw it.
20:58I was right.
20:59Yes.
20:59Keep your filthy eyes
21:00off my wife's hands.
21:01I'm sorry
21:02but I don't count
21:02what I think
21:03doesn't matter at all.
21:04Sorry,
21:04Orson,
21:05I didn't mean to do that to you.
21:06Sandy,
21:07what will Wink say?
21:08I'm not really sure.
21:09He's not very observant
21:10banana section
21:11and he doesn't really
21:13care for jewelry.
21:14I mean,
21:14we can be somewhere
21:15and somebody will have
21:16all these splashing diamonds
21:17and he won't see a thing.
21:19Let's see your hands now.
21:20I have three.
21:21You've got three on it.
21:21He may say three
21:23because he knows
21:23there's the wedding ring,
21:24the engagement ring
21:26and a love ring.
21:27Uh-huh.
21:28Who is the love ring from?
21:29I don't really count that.
21:30She has four on it.
21:31I count that as one.
21:33Let's see.
21:33I count it as one.
21:35But you count it as one.
21:36I'm saying tender.
21:36Oh, yeah.
21:37You keep out of this,
21:38Carolyn.
21:39We're in enough trouble
21:40with you and Orson as it is.
21:41Well, I say he'll say three.
21:42But you say he'll say three,
21:44yes,
21:44because that's got a little tiny...
21:45Yeah, that's like part of that.
21:46Oh, it is.
21:47It's all hooked together.
21:47But it's hooked together.
21:48All right, you're going to say three, right?
21:50Yeah.
21:50Three.
21:51Now, we all agreed
21:52the number is three.
21:54Okay.
21:54Three.
21:55This many, right?
21:56That's this many.
21:57Three it is, right?
21:58Okay.
21:58I know.
21:58I know three when I see it.
22:00Here he comes now.
22:02At this very second,
22:04how many rings
22:05does Sandy have on her hands?
22:07Whew.
22:08I'm sitting here.
22:08I've been studying my fingers
22:09trying to figure it out.
22:10I know she has her Mickey Mouse watch on
22:12and I know she has a ring on
22:14for knocking the milk bottles
22:15over at the carnival
22:16about two years ago.
22:17Yeah.
22:18And I know she has
22:19our wedding ring on.
22:21Now, so it comes down to
22:22is it two or three?
22:24And I guess my answer would be...
22:27I guess my answer would be three.
22:30That's it!
22:31You got it!
22:32That's a guess.
22:33That's incredible.
22:34You all got it right.
22:35I don't believe it.
22:36Everybody gets it right.
22:37We split it three ways.
22:38We have a very close game.
22:39We'll come back
22:39with a $300 question
22:41if I can get anything straight today.
22:43No way.
22:45A thousand stars in the sky.
22:49Come with me, my high love.
22:54Oh, no!
22:55Excuse me?
22:57Yes, sir?
22:58Say, what's that tape you're playing?
23:00Well, sir,
23:01it's this new album
23:02called Forever Young.
23:03It has 38 great hits
23:04of the 50s and 60s
23:06by the original artists.
23:07There'll never be anyone else
23:10but you
23:11for me.
23:14All alone
23:16am I
23:18My love is higher
23:20than a mission
23:21Oh, baby,
23:24I know
23:25every little star
23:27Forever Young contains
23:29the neatest collection
23:30of original hits ever
23:31and is sure to bring back
23:33some great memories.
23:34Here's more.
23:34Why must I be
23:36a teenager
23:38in love?
23:41I want a dream lover
23:43so I don't have to dream alone
23:45And they called it
23:48You'll also get
23:49Paul Anka
23:49The Platters
23:52I'm Frankie Avalon
23:54And Bobby Vinton
23:56Oh, now I'm so lonely
24:00Listen to the rhythm
24:02of the falling rain
24:04Well, I guess
24:05it doesn't matter anymore
24:08Where are you, little star?
24:12Son, can I borrow?
24:13Sure, Dad.
24:14You should get Forever Young, too.
24:16You'll get 38 great hits
24:18on two cassette tapes
24:18for only $19.95
24:20Two CDs?
24:21Just $24.95
24:22Here's how to order
24:23To order for every Young
24:25by phone
24:25call 1-800-558-0011
24:28That's 1-800-558-0011
24:32Or send $19.95
24:33for cassette tapes
24:34or $24.95
24:35for compact discs
24:36plus $4.95 shipping
24:38and handling
24:38to the address
24:39on your screen
24:40Or call
24:401-800-558-0011
24:43Here we go
24:45This question
24:46where $300
24:47will decide
24:47and it's a good
24:48close game, too, fellas
24:49Are you ready?
24:50Here we go
24:51Will Rogers
24:53never met a man
24:53he didn't like
24:54Whoa
24:54Which of the two of you
24:59comes closer
25:00to Will Rogers
25:00in this respect?
25:02You or your wife?
25:04Think it over, fellas
25:06I don't think I like
25:07the tone of that question
25:08We'll start with you, Carolyn
25:10Thanks a lot
25:11Orson will say
25:14that I'm closer
25:15to that
25:16To that?
25:17To the Will Rogers
25:18theory thing?
25:19It's really because
25:20Orson is really
25:21very hard to please
25:22and he doesn't like
25:24a lot of people
25:24He doesn't have
25:26any friends
25:27Oh, poor fella
25:28Okay
25:29You'll say
25:30you come closer
25:31to Will Rogers
25:32in this respect
25:33Alright, here he comes
25:33See if we can get
25:35this one straight
25:35Orson
25:36Which one of you
25:38comes closer
25:39to Will Rogers
25:40in this respect
25:41that they never met
25:41a man they didn't like?
25:42Carolyn
25:43That's it
25:43You have a share
25:44Absolutely right
25:50Or a chicken
25:52Never mind
25:53You have a share
25:55of the pot
25:56and you can win it
25:57at this point
25:57Sandy, what will Wayne say?
25:59He will definitely say me
26:00because I like everybody
26:01Really?
26:02Yeah
26:02Okay, you're the one
26:03Here he comes
26:04Wait, between you and Sandy
26:07which one of you
26:07is more like
26:08Will Rogers
26:08in this respect?
26:09I hope
26:10Banana section
26:11that she wasn't
26:12modest in this
26:12because I have
26:13never met anybody
26:14who didn't like
26:14my wife
26:15She said that?
26:18That's not the question
26:19The question is
26:20between the two of you
26:21which one of you
26:21comes closer
26:23to Will Rogers
26:23in the respect
26:24that you never met
26:25a man you didn't like
26:26that you didn't like
26:27either you or Sandy
26:28Which one of you
26:29comes closer to that?
26:30I think I understand
26:32the question
26:33I'll say it again
26:34Will Rogers
26:34never met a man
26:35he didn't like
26:35Which of the two of you
26:36comes closer
26:37to Will Rogers
26:38in this respect?
26:39Sandy
26:39That's it
26:40You got it
26:41You had it all the time
26:44We just wanted to be sure
26:45you had it right
26:45Gail, how about Whitman
26:47between you and Whitman?
26:48Whitman
26:48He's the one
26:49He likes a lot of people
26:50Right
26:51Closer to Will Rogers
26:52Let's bring him on now
26:53Whitman, between you and Gail
26:56which one of you
26:57comes closer to Will Rogers
26:58in this respect
26:59that you never met
26:59a man you didn't like
27:00I do
27:01That's it
27:01You got it
27:02You all got it
27:04We split it three ways
27:05However, time is up
27:07We have a tie
27:08The bananas in the red section
27:10Split it today
27:11We shall return
27:13momentarily
27:15and let you know
27:15just exactly
27:16how much they won
27:17It's not bad
27:17See you in a moment
27:18Hi again
27:19It's me
27:20Nancy Sullivan
27:20This is Game Show Network
27:22and now it's time to
27:23Name That Baby
27:24We've got an equestrian
27:26in our midst
27:26That's right
27:27This guy loves horses
27:28He owns a ranch
27:29in Northern California
27:30Now he started out
27:31in radio as a DJ
27:32and worked at KRLA
27:33He promoted artists
27:34like Barbara Mandrell
27:35Dolly Parton
27:36and Merle Haggard
27:36He also went out
27:38on a limb
27:38and mortgaged his home
27:39to bring a little known
27:40band called
27:40The Beatles
27:41to the Hollywood Bowl
27:42in 1964
27:43Do you know who he is?
27:44We'll be right back
27:45On tough, greasy dirt
27:59Mr. Clean beats
28:00that other cleaner
28:01He makes it easy
28:02So cleaning is a snap
28:04He's tougher on dirt
28:16easier on you
28:18We're back
28:19This gentleman's game show
28:21hosting repertoire
28:22includes all-star secrets
28:23trivia trap
28:24and card sharks
28:24but his most successful show
28:26was on television sets
28:27across the nation
28:28for more than a dozen years
28:29It was a newlywed game
28:30That's right
28:31It's a long-time host
28:32of the Rose Parade
28:33Mr. Bob Eubanks
28:35Now whether you name
28:36this one or not
28:36be sure to keep it tuned
28:37right here
28:38because we're going to
28:39continue looking
28:39at great game show photos
28:41on Game Show Networks
28:42Name That Baby
28:44I'm Nancy Sullivan
28:45See you soon
28:46We had a tie
28:50The Bananas and the Reds
28:51Sandy and Wink
28:51and Gail and Whitman
28:52$275 each
28:53We had $1,000
28:54Their sections will divide
28:55$1,550
28:57Goodbye everybody
28:58That's all we have time for
29:00A bird kind of saying so long
29:01See you next time
29:01on Tattletales
29:03Goodbye
29:03This is Gene Wood
29:10speaking for Tattletales
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30:02and we can
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30:03I'll leave
30:03you
30:04just
30:05meanwhile
30:05BUT
30:05all
30:05And we can
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30:07But
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