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00:00With a rotten attitude, get scared straight.
00:02You wanna be here with guys like me?
00:04Next, Judge Hatchet.
00:05Judge Hatchet.
00:06Tomorrow at 4 on FOX 2.
00:12Think you're a good judge of people?
00:14Who inspired the Truman Doctrine?
00:16Bill Clinton.
00:17Think you could tell who's smart and who's not?
00:19Hawaii Five-0 is the theme song to what classic television program?
00:24Chips.
00:25This is the spot, the comedy game show where contestants prove how smart they are
00:28by predicting how dumb other people can be.
00:31Street smarts.
00:33Think you've got them?
00:34Find out now.
00:41Hi, I'm Frank Nicotero.
00:43Welcome to Street Smarts, the show where people try to prove how bright they are
00:47by predicting just how dim other people can be.
00:50Now, I've scoured the planet looking for average, everyday men and women
00:53and tested their street smarts by asking basic questions about the world around them.
00:57It will be up to our players to determine the content of their craniums.
01:00And speaking of our players, let's meet them.
01:02Hello, Dominique.
01:04And John.
01:05We got John right there.
01:06Yeah.
01:08Now, remember, guys, it's do or die here on Street Smarts.
01:11The winner gets the jack.
01:12The loser gives it back.
01:13Now, let's meet the three people they'll be making snap judgments about.
01:16First up, Shelly and I learned that we're birds of a feather.
01:21Shelly, what do you do?
01:22I'm a certified nursing assistant in Los Angeles, California.
01:25Okay.
01:25Are we going to be able to relate?
01:27Because I'm from South Central Los Angeles, Westside.
01:31I'm from Westside?
01:33I know, I'm down.
01:34Okay, we might be able to do this then, because he's down.
01:37I'm not fronting.
01:38But it's not fronting, it's fronting.
01:40Front-ting.
01:41Front-ting.
01:42No, it's a team.
01:42We've got the team.
01:43Front-ting.
01:44There you go.
01:44Front-ting.
01:45There you go.
01:45I'm not front-ting.
01:46That's it.
01:48He got it, y'all.
01:49He got it.
01:49Thank you, Shelly.
01:51And in Vegas, I spoke with Nibbles.
01:54Nibbles?
01:56How did you get the nickname Nibbles?
01:59I like to smoke weed.
02:00What can I say?
02:00I get the mochies a lot.
02:01I just kind of got a nickname like that, and it stuck.
02:04Well, what do you do?
02:05Are you in school?
02:06No, I work for my dad.
02:08I drive heavy equipment up in O'Connor.
02:11That's good.
02:12You should be driving as much heavy equipment as possible.
02:14Oh, yeah.
02:15Oh, yeah, man.
02:15And in Denver, I got dusted by Cheryl-Ann.
02:23Cheryl-Ann, I understand you can spread pixie dust?
02:26Yes.
02:26What does that mean?
02:27That means I can spread love in throughout the universe.
02:33It works?
02:34Totally does, doesn't it?
02:37I oil paint also.
02:38Would you ever want to paint this?
02:39All right, it's time to play a little game we like to call Who Knew It?
02:49We asked the same question to all three people in the field, and your challenge is to guess
02:54who answered the question right.
02:55You will lock in your choice, and a correct guess will earn you $100.
02:59Okay, guys, let's get this show on the road.
03:02Here we go.
03:02The first question I asked Shelly, Nibbles, and Cheryl-Ann, I showed them this word and
03:09asked them to pronounce it and use it in a sentence.
03:12Who knew it, guys?
03:13What do you think?
03:14Do you think it was Shelly, Nibbles, or Cheryl-Ann?
03:17All right, and are you locked in?
03:20Locked in.
03:21Okay, Dominique, you think Shelly?
03:22Shelly, yeah, she seems like a smart lady.
03:24Okay, let's take a look, see if we can get you guys on the board.
03:26Shelly, pronounce this word and use it in a sentence.
03:29Okay.
03:32Organ-U-Tan.
03:35Okay, try to use that in a sentence.
03:37Organ-U-Tan-C.
03:42By the dawn.
03:44E-li-la.
03:47That's a wrong answer.
03:48I'm sorry, guys, we both had Shelly.
03:49For a correct answer, let's go to Nibbles.
03:52Nibbles.
03:53Nibbles, pronounce this word and use it in a sentence.
03:56All right, man.
03:57Ring-a-ting.
03:58It's a big orange ring-a-ting at the big orange San Diego Zoo,
04:02and it was sitting there, climbing up a tree,
04:06scratching his a** at the same time,
04:08and then it, like, fell out.
04:12Thank you, Nibbles.
04:13All right, guys, next question.
04:15What is primarily sold at a brothel?
04:17Who knew it?
04:18Do you think it was Shelly, Nibbles, or Cheryl Ann?
04:21Go for it, guys.
04:22Let me know.
04:22All right, and let's see here.
04:25Are you guys locked in?
04:26Locked in.
04:26All right, let's take a look.
04:27What is primarily sold at a brothel?
04:32Old Victorian jewelry.
04:34That you can buy at a brothel?
04:35Yes.
04:36Actually, a brothel is, um, it's a whorehouse.
04:39You get sex there.
04:41Oh.
04:42Have you ever gone to a brothel?
04:43No.
04:44Oh, yes, maybe I have.
04:46She blew that one.
04:47I'm sorry, guys.
04:48She did not know the answer.
04:49For the correct answer, let's see what Shelly had to say.
04:52What is primarily sold at a brothel?
04:55At a brothel?
04:56Isn't it humans?
04:57Right.
04:58What do they do?
04:58I mean, what is...
04:59They're prostitutes.
05:00There you go.
05:00Oh.
05:01They're of the night.
05:03Skeezers.
05:03Skeezers, that's it.
05:05You know that's it.
05:07I know.
05:08I know.
05:08You sure you ain't from the west side?
05:10I might be.
05:10Come on.
05:11I got my own shizzo.
05:14All right, guys.
05:16Last question in the round.
05:18I asked all three of them.
05:19What's a bovine?
05:22Who knew it?
05:23What do you think?
05:23What's a bovine?
05:24Do you think Shelly, Nibbles, or Sherylann knew that one?
05:27Get going.
05:28Here we go.
05:29All right.
05:30And, okay, John.
05:32Are you locked in?
05:33Locked in.
05:34You guys are locked in.
05:35All right, you both chose Nibbles.
05:36Very interesting.
05:36You think Nibbles?
05:38Dominique?
05:39Yeah, I mean, he surprised me with orangutan.
05:41Maybe he'll surprise me with this.
05:42Okay, before...
05:42We're going to wait for a second and see Nibbles.
05:44Let's see what Shelly had to say.
05:46What's a bovine?
05:47A bovine?
05:49That's an Italian dish, too.
05:51What's it taste like?
05:53I don't eat Italian.
05:55Okay.
05:56But it's a bovine's an Italian dish.
05:57Isn't it a pasta of some sort with some kind of tomato?
06:01Okay.
06:02All right.
06:03Thank you a lot, Shelly.
06:04All right.
06:04Now I'm going to see if we can get you guys $100 each and on the board and see if Nibbles
06:07knew it.
06:08What's a bovine?
06:09A bovine?
06:10That is a big, big steer.
06:14Big steer?
06:15A big beef bovine steer.
06:18You had the pizza here, didn't you?
06:20Then I had a hot dog with cheese.
06:23Way to go.
06:24You both had Nibbles.
06:25He knew it.
06:25Nice job.
06:26He burped on me.
06:27All right, guys.
06:28You each got...
06:29Yeah, he did.
06:30Let's check the scores.
06:30You each...
06:31Dominique, you have $100.
06:32John, you also have $100.
06:33All right, from who knew it to who blew it when we return.
06:44What country ruled the 13 original American colonies?
06:49That'd have to be Australia.
06:51Australia did?
06:52Yeah, absolutely.
06:58Welcome back to Streets March.
06:59It's time to meet our players.
07:01We have Dominique here.
07:02Dominique, I understand that you flirted with a celebrity before they hit it really big.
07:06Yes, I was in Hollywood hanging out and I saw Ricky Martin.
07:10Before he was Ricky Martin, I was like, oh my God, he's so cute.
07:13And he just looked at me like...
07:14Right.
07:15This is when he was in Minuto and he was about 12?
07:17No, when he was on the soap operas.
07:19Okay, all right.
07:20Now, John, I understand you sang backup recently for someone pretty famous.
07:23I sang backup for Barbra Streisand at the National Democratic Convention.
07:26Oh my God, that's amazing.
07:27Very cool.
07:29Remember about the way we were.
07:31All right, it's time to get your second wind as we enter our next round.
07:35Who blew it?
07:36This time we asked the same question, only two of our sidewalk savants.
07:40One answered right, one answered wrong.
07:43Now, each time Dominique or John correctly identifies which scholar skunked the question,
07:47they get 200 bucks.
07:48And in this round, you can earn an extra $200 by using the dunce cap sitting in front of you.
07:54Here's how it works.
07:55When you hear a question you think your opponent can't answer, buzz in and dunce them.
07:59If they can't answer the question, you get $200.
08:01But if they answer the question correctly, the money is theirs and you're the dunce.
08:06Now, remember, you only have five seconds to answer the question and there is only one chance to dunce in the round.
08:10Here you go, guys.
08:11Here's the first question I asked both Shelly and Nibbles.
08:14And the question was, what's R&B?
08:17Who blew it?
08:18What do you think?
08:18Do you think it was Shelly or Nibbles?
08:20All right, Dominique and John are...
08:22Oh.
08:23And, uh, all right.
08:24You're locked in?
08:25All right.
08:26And, uh, Dominique, you think Nibbles?
08:27Yeah, I mean, yeah, he doesn't really...
08:29I think he's more into rock.
08:31Okay, good strategy.
08:32Let's check it out.
08:33Hot.
08:34Nibbles, what's R&B?
08:36R&B?
08:38Rapping black people.
08:39Rapping black people, man.
08:43He blew it.
08:44Nice job, Dominique.
08:47John, evidently, Shelly got it correct.
08:50So, uh, yeah, we're going to show that clip, let you see it.
08:53Okay.
08:54Shelly, what's R&B?
08:57R&B?
08:57Yeah.
08:58Rhythm and blues, baby.
08:59There you go.
09:00Rhythm and blues.
09:01Who do you like?
09:02I like...
09:04Anita Baker.
09:05Anita Baker.
09:06Yes.
09:06Sweet love.
09:08Yes, she's the only one that can...
09:10365 days of the year.
09:12No, do not do Anita like that.
09:14Save all of the love.
09:17I don't remember that one.
09:19Okay.
09:20Here's a question I asked to Shelly and Sherylann.
09:23The question was, what's a period piece?
09:26Who blew it?
09:26What do you think?
09:27Shelly or Sherylann?
09:29All right.
09:30And, okay, you're locked in.
09:32You both think Sherylann.
09:33John, you think Sherylann?
09:34Uh-huh.
09:36She's already period, so she probably wouldn't know exactly where she's at.
09:39Okay.
09:41Let's see if she blew it.
09:43Sherylann, what's a period piece?
09:44That would be a piece that was made in a particular period, like maybe the 18th century or the
09:50pre-Raphaelites times.
09:53Okay, and like when you say piece, you mean?
09:56An art piece, of course.
09:57That's your correct answer.
10:00She got it, guys.
10:00I'm sorry.
10:01She said she was a painter.
10:02If you guys want to hear a wrong answer, let's hear Shelly.
10:05Shelly, what's a period piece?
10:07A period piece?
10:09Is it a piece of Kotex that you...
10:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:16She blew that one.
10:17Yeah, I know.
10:17Okay.
10:18All right, guys.
10:19Here's a question I asked to Nibbles and Sherylann.
10:23Okay.
10:23What bell is a symbol of American liberty?
10:27Who do you think blew it?
10:28Do you think it was Nibbles or Sherylann?
10:30What bell?
10:31Hello.
10:31What bell is a symbol of American liberty?
10:35Who blew it?
10:36All right.
10:37All right.
10:38Okay.
10:39Okay.
10:40Are you locked in?
10:42Yeah.
10:43Go away.
10:43Oh, yeah.
10:43You're both going with Sherylann.
10:45All right.
10:45Dominique, you think Sherylann?
10:46I really don't know which one wouldn't know this.
10:49All right.
10:50Well, you guys got Sherylann.
10:51Let's take a look.
10:52What bell is a symbol of American liberty?
10:57The New York...
10:59The Liberty Bell.
11:02The Liberty Bell.
11:04Why did you say New York?
11:05What was that?
11:05I was thinking of that thing, that thing that you crawl up the steps.
11:08Oh, the Statue of Liberty.
11:10Yeah.
11:10Only someone named Nibbles would think that's the symbol of American liberty.
11:15She got it right.
11:16I'm sorry, guys.
11:17She got it right.
11:18Let's hear Nibbles.
11:20What bell is a symbol of American liberty?
11:24Oh, the flaming one.
11:26Which one's that?
11:27The one with the bowl in it and the flame on it, you know?
11:30You're sitting there.
11:31You can tell if she's sitting there holding something that you can smoke weed out of.
11:35I mean...
11:35The Statue of Liberty?
11:36Yeah.
11:37You could smoke weed out of her torch?
11:39Yeah.
11:41Ah, America's future.
11:43All right, guys.
11:43Let's recap the scores.
11:44Dominique, you got $300.
11:46Very nice.
11:47John, you're laying in there with $100.
11:49All right, man.
11:49All right.
11:50Now that our contestants think they know our everyday Einsteins, we'll see who they choose
11:55to ride when we come back.
12:02What is Jonas Salk famous for?
12:07Uh, wasn't he the guy that got eaten up by the whale?
12:10Right.
12:10In what book?
12:12The Bible.
12:13The Bible.
12:14La Biblioteca in Spanish.
12:16No, Biblioteca is a library in Spanish.
12:18Oh, is it?
12:18Oh, God.
12:19Oh, God.
12:21Welcome back.
12:26Reach for your riding crops, boys and girls, because it's time to pick your pony.
12:32This time, Dominique and John will each choose one of the three scholars for the entire round
12:36and try to guess how they'll answer three questions.
12:38A correct prediction is now worth $300.
12:40And to keep things interesting, we're going to leave the dunce cap in this round.
12:45A successful dunce will earn you another $300.
12:47And again, you've only got five seconds to answer the question, and there's only one dunce
12:51in the round.
12:52The player who is trailing chooses first.
12:54John, that would be you.
12:55So who would you like to ride out the round with?
12:57Nibbles.
12:58You're going to go with Nibbles?
12:59All right.
12:59And Dominique, how about you?
13:01Shelly.
13:02You're going to go with Shelly.
13:03All right.
13:03Very interesting.
13:04Okay, John, our first question to Nibbles was, complete this old saying, out of sight.
13:11Oh, my God.
13:12Dominique Dunst, you're going to put the cap on.
13:14John, the question is to you.
13:17$300 on the line.
13:19Complete this old saying, out of sight.
13:20Out of mind.
13:21That's the correct answer.
13:22Way to go.
13:23$300 for you, John.
13:24You take the lead.
13:25Nice job.
13:26Throw it on, Dominique.
13:26Sure.
13:27All right, John, the question's to Nibbles now.
13:29Do you think he got it right or wrong?
13:30I think Nibbles got it right.
13:34You think he got it right?
13:35I think he got it right.
13:35All right, let's take a look.
13:37Complete this old saying, out of sight.
13:40Out of mind.
13:41There you go.
13:43Nibbles got it right.
13:44Way to go, buddy.
13:45Nice job, John.
13:47All right, Dominique.
13:48This question was to Shelly.
13:50Who's known as New York's finest?
13:52Do you think she got that right or wrong?
13:54I think she got it wrong.
13:55She got it wrong?
13:56Yeah, she's not that smart.
13:57I mean, she's smart, but not that smart.
13:59All right, let's check it out.
14:00I don't know.
14:01Who's known as New York's finest?
14:03Who's known as New York's finest?
14:05Isn't it Donald Trump?
14:06Donald Trump is?
14:07I think so.
14:07What about that Donald Trump hair thing he's got going there?
14:10I don't know.
14:11Us black folks can't do that.
14:12We can't moose up in the morning.
14:14We just got to pick and go, bro.
14:19We can't do that.
14:21That's a wrong answer.
14:22That's what she said.
14:23Nice job, Dominique.
14:24All right.
14:25Making a new close game again.
14:27The correct answer is the NYPD.
14:28All right.
14:30Thank you, guys.
14:30All right.
14:31Next question to Nibbles for you, John, was finish the saying, the family that blanks together
14:36stays together.
14:38Do you think Nibbles got that right or wrong, John?
14:40What do you think?
14:40I think that Nibbles probably got that wrong.
14:47You think wrong?
14:48I think so.
14:49You know, there's just a couple of things left in his mind, and I don't think that's what.
14:53All right.
14:53Let's take a look.
14:55Finish this saying.
14:56The family that blanks together stays together.
15:00The family that smokes together probably stays together.
15:12Yeah, definitely.
15:13That's a wrong answer.
15:15Way to go, John.
15:16You caught that one right.
15:18The correct answer.
15:19It's a little different than a Nibbles side.
15:20Family, that praise together.
15:22You got to pray to make it today.
15:23Yeah.
15:23I'm quoting Hammer.
15:24Someone kill me.
15:25All right.
15:26Dominique, the next question to show you was, what's monotheism?
15:29Do you think she got that right or wrong?
15:31Whoa.
15:31She got it wrong.
15:32No hesitation on that one, huh, Dominique?
15:33No.
15:34She's not that smart.
15:35She's a nurse, but she's not that smart.
15:36All right.
15:36Let's check it out.
15:38What's monotheism?
15:40Monotheism?
15:41Is it when somebody kisses you and you get the disease?
15:43Oh, yeah.
15:43You get that kissing disease.
15:44Mono.
15:45Mono, yeah.
15:46You ever have mono?
15:47Never.
15:47Keep clean?
15:48Keep clean.
15:49Stay clean.
15:50I don't look clean.
15:50You do.
15:51You look sure.
15:51When I shower.
15:53That's a wrong answer.
15:54Hey, guys, Dominique, you had the panel up the wrong.
15:57The correct answer is the belief in one God.
16:00Because, you know, you got to pray.
16:01Okay, I'm doing Hammer.
16:02All right.
16:02John, the next question to Nibbles.
16:04If you have a big kielbasa, what do you have?
16:07Do you think you got that right or wrong?
16:08What do you think, buddy?
16:09He would probably, you know, he might think, who knows that?
16:14You got it right.
16:15You're going to go with the right?
16:15It's a guy.
16:16All right.
16:17Let's take a look.
16:18If you have a big kielbasa, what do you have?
16:22A big...
16:23Man?
16:26Check out that guy, dude.
16:29He's got a big kielbasa, man.
16:32That is a wrong answer, John.
16:34I'm sorry.
16:35It's a wrong answer.
16:36It's a big sausage, but it's a polo sausage.
16:37It's food.
16:38It's food, buddy.
16:39All right.
16:39Okay.
16:40All right.
16:40Last question of the round, Dominique.
16:41It goes to you, and it was to Shelly.
16:43The question was, where is the Oval Office?
16:46Do you think Shelly got that right or wrong, Dominique?
16:48Well, after the Lewinsky thing, I think everybody should know where the Oval Office is.
16:52Good strategy.
16:53Let's see if you can take the lead with the answer.
16:55Where is the Oval Office?
16:56The Oval Office is where the President got caught with the red dress with the stain.
17:00Is that true?
17:01Yeah, I think so.
17:02Okay, that's it.
17:03But where is the Oval Office?
17:05In Washington, D.C.
17:06In what?
17:06And where?
17:07The President's White House.
17:09The White House.
17:10There you go.
17:10Yeah.
17:10That's a right answer, Dominique.
17:13You had right.
17:14Way to go.
17:14$300 to take the lead.
17:16It was a blue dress, but we won't worry about that.
17:17Let's recap the scores.
17:19$1,200 for Dominique.
17:21John, you got $1,000.
17:22You're doing great, too, buddy.
17:23When we return, Dominique and John will be making a final prediction on a question I asked
17:28Shelly, Nibbles, and Cheryl Ann.
17:30They'll each choose one of the street scholars, predict whether they'll get it right or wrong,
17:33and make their last wager.
17:35Here's the question I asked all three.
17:37If a woman shows you her French tip, what are you looking at?
17:41Don't go anywhere.
17:41Up next on the compelling conclusion of Street Smarts is...
17:44The Wager of Death.
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19:02Dominique and John, here's what's happening.
19:04During the break, each of you secretly chose one of the three people out on the street,
19:07secretly made a prediction as to whether they were right or wrong,
19:10and secretly wagered an amount of money not to exceed the total you now have.
19:13Speaking of totals, Dominique, you have $1,200.
19:16John, you got a cool thousand.
19:18Now, here's the question I ask to Shelly, Nibbles, and Cheryl Ann.
19:22If a woman shows you her French tip, what are you looking at?
19:26All right, John, we're going to get your choice first.
19:28Who do you want to see?
19:31You're going with Cheryl Ann.
19:34Very nice.
19:35Now, Dominique, how about you?
19:37You're going to stick with Shelly.
19:39All right, that means we have to say bye to Nibbles.
19:41See you, buddy.
19:41All right.
19:42Okay, so we're going to show Cheryl Ann's clip right now.
19:46If a woman shows you her French tip, what are you looking at?
19:52And what is that?
19:55That is such a bad thing.
19:57It's so bad.
19:58It's when girls wear their pants way too tight that they actually look like that, you know.
20:08Okay, that is a wrong answer, John.
20:11If Cheryl Ann got that wrong, what do you think, what did you say she would do, right or wrong, buddy?
20:15You said, you said right.
20:19Oh, no.
20:20How much is that going to cost you if you're a thousand bucks, John?
20:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
20:25Oh, we went for it all.
20:26That busts them down to zero.
20:27All right.
20:28Dominique, you're in the driver's seat here.
20:29You have Shelly.
20:30Let's take a look at her clip.
20:31If a woman shows you her French tip, what are you looking at?
20:35Her fingernails.
20:36You like the French manicure?
20:38Yeah.
20:39What do you got going there?
20:39What is that, like a little fan?
20:41It's a hand-painted fan that's done by my manicurist.
20:44Very nice.
20:45Yes.
20:47All right, Shelly, answer the correct.
20:49Your fingernails, French tip.
20:50Dominique, you have Shelly.
20:52Did you say she'd get it right or wrong?
20:55You said right.
20:56How much are we going to have here, $1,200, Dominique?
20:58All of them.
20:59Oh, she went for it all.
21:00She's got $21 in all.
21:02She's seen the screen on the screen.
21:04Oh, God.
21:05We'll see the next time on Shelly's Marks.
21:07Oh, my God.
21:10Going to be in the LA area and want to be a contestant?
21:12Call 1-877-564-7627.
21:18If a woman shows you her French tip, what are you looking at?
21:22Probably her dad.
21:24I'd be like, hell yeah, bring it on, baby.
21:27What do they call a French tip?
21:28Great shirt.
21:29Yeah, I see.
21:30Oh, it's in LA.
21:43If you ever see this sign, turn around.
21:48Deep Goon's Black River.
21:49Friday at 8 on Fox 2.
21:53We're facing a gruesome crime scene.
21:55Oh, that's what a gun does to your head.
21:57Save this violent teen.
21:59Next, Judge Hatchett.