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00:00It's time for the All-Star Family Feud Love Boat Mutiny.
00:07Introducing for the first game, the McLeod-Wheeling family.
00:10Gavin McLeod, Jill Whelan, Don Adams, Pearl Bailey, Robert Goulet.
00:16Ready for action.
00:19Playing against the Grandy Coppell family.
00:22Fred Grandy, Bernie Coppell, Celeste Holm, Darren McGavin, and Jill St. John.
00:29On your marks, let's start the All-Star Family Feud Love Boat Mutiny.
00:40With the star of Family Feud, Richard Johnson.
01:05This is a big special.
01:08I have to thank Linda Birkin of ABC because I want to list the names.
01:14Apart from all of the marvelous stars on Love Boat Mutiny, this is their fifth appearance.
01:18These are the stars we have with us today.
01:20Don Adams, Pearl Bailey, David Verney, Jamie Lee Curtis, Douglas Fairbanks Jr., Rhonda Fleming,
01:26Robert Goulet, Celeste Holm, Artie Johnson, Janet Leigh, Darren McGavin, Ethel Merman,
01:31Bert Parks, and Jill St. John.
01:38Oh, it was ball.
01:41Yeah.
01:42Linda.
01:43Fantastic.
01:44I haven't been with that many stars since we picketed MGM.
01:52This network had the big show of all time roots.
01:55The other big show, of course, is Shogun, right?
01:57And I don't know whether, I should tell you this, but NBC have decided to cancel certain
02:05shows, and they're doing it in that oriental fashion, which I think is terrible.
02:10David Letterman, for instance, after October will be no longer with it.
02:14Yeah, truly, and the way they did it was, I just thought it was terrible.
02:18David went into his dressing room, and they had done it out in Japanese, ancient, and on
02:25the table was a samurai sword, and a note from Fred Silverman saying, take the honorable
02:31way out.
02:32We're going to have a good time.
02:34They're all playing for charity from Love Boat.
02:36There we are, Gavin and Jill.
02:39How are you?
02:41Good to see you.
02:42Good to see you.
02:43And your co-captain, Jerry Jill.
02:46How are you?
02:47Fine.
02:48Well, you know you've got a special place in my heart.
02:51First of all, tell me the charity you're playing for.
02:53Uh, for United Cerebral Palsy.
02:55Okay.
02:56Congratulations.
02:57All righty.
03:00Now, we'll meet everybody.
03:02I know them, but let's meet them all.
03:03Okay.
03:04For the folks out there, the pride of Livermore, California, is Miss Jill Whelan.
03:07Oh, she's beautiful.
03:12The pride of the entire world, Miss Pearl Bailey.
03:15Say that again.
03:16And the man who is everything plus, Mr. Robert Goulet.
03:23Gotcha.
03:31And one of the funniest men of our time, Mr. Don Adams.
03:34Thank you, Don.
03:35Thank you, Don.
03:38Uh-oh.
03:39Is this exciting, isn't it?
03:41That's terrific.
03:42It really is.
03:43Now, it's exciting for us because the very first Love Boat that I did, which I starred with, you know, Bob, you were on, right?
03:50You were starring, and now you're a regular. Isn't that lovely?
03:53Mm-hmm.
03:54You were such a smash.
03:55Now, the fact they have not asked Bob and myself back, I'm sure it's just an oversight.
04:00Yes.
04:01Now, you're gonna win today?
04:02We are.
04:03A lot of money there.
04:04Mm-hmm.
04:05We're gonna win it.
04:06Okay.
04:07Here's a lady who won my heart, first time I ever saw her.
04:09No, no, no.
04:10No?
04:11Kiss?
04:12I brought you a present.
04:13I do my homework to you every day.
04:14What have you got?
04:15I brought you my five books, and then I'm gonna do it differently.
04:19Then I get a kiss?
04:20Oh, all right.
04:21Okay.
04:22You give me the kiss, and I'll give you the present.
04:23Okay.
04:25Oh, my goodness.
04:28Thank you, darling.
04:34Louie's Tale, Pearl's Kitchen, Talking to Myself by Pearl, Hurry Up America and Spit.
04:39Yes.
04:40Yes.
04:41And Bailey the Raw Pearl.
04:43That's after homework, though.
04:44I shall treasure you.
04:45Now kiss Robert.
04:46I shall treasure you.
04:47I will kiss him.
04:48He's my buddy.
04:49Come here.
04:50Oh, yeah.
04:51I think, truly, I'll tell you that Sammy Davis and Bob Goulet are my two most loyal friends.
04:58We have been your biggest fans since it started.
05:01That's why, when I was told I was gonna come on the show, I can get nervous for almost nothing, but this show, I'm scared to death.
05:06But I got you something.
05:07You brought me too.
05:08Guys call him Richard.
05:13Gals call him Dicky.
05:15Guys get a handshake and the girls get a hickey.
05:31got a hickey. Thank you. Thank you. Clear day. You were working with our friend, Joanna
05:41Gleason. Are you still touring, clear day? Yeah, we'll be doing it in Houston for two
05:45weeks in October, in Seattle for November, and one week in December. You were astounding.
05:49You get better looking every time I see you, and I hate that. I hate that. How you doing?
05:56Hello, Richard. Hello, John. I don't have anything for you. Well, yes, you did. You had the nude
06:03bomb. I went and saw that. Congratulations. Thank you. That was kind of fun, starring in
06:07a movie. Thank you very much. Will you help me welcome, please, Love Boat? Right over here
06:17with Uncle Fred and Uncle Bernie. How you doing? How are you? What's your charity? Our charity
06:24is the Creative Arts Rehabilitation Center in New York, which helps emotionally disturb
06:28people. Good. Well done. We've got two captains here, so I know we're in good hands. Let's
06:33meet everybody, please. Well, we all know Raymond St. Jacques. We're all very excited. It's
06:41our first job in many months. All these people have done wonderful work on Love Boat. Jill St.
06:46John, Darren McGavin, and Celeste Holm. They've all been on the ship with us. And today, I want you to
06:55know, today is my daughter's birthday party. Is it? And she wanted to come here and see you. What's her
07:01name? Her name is Mariah. She's sitting out there watching you. At the end of the show, I promise,
07:05she'll be on, and we'll let America meet her. How old is she? She's nine. Nine. If you said 32, I was going to hit you right
07:11enough. Well, happy birthday, darling. How are you, sir? I'm very disappointed.
07:18Pardon? Because up to the last minute, the party in Shogun that I wanted to play was between Toshiro
07:28Mifune and me, and he got it, and I'm very upset.
07:33You're newlywed. No. I wanted you to mention your lovely wife. You always make sure
07:42my lovely wife Yolanda. Whenever we work together. Oh, yes. Well, we've been married for some time now.
07:46Yeah, well, publicly. Hello. Hello, my darling. You are so gorgeous. Thank you for being here. You look
07:54lovely. Oh, my pleasure. Thank you. I love your sweater. Well, thank you. It's from my new line of hand-knit sweaters.
07:59You're putting me on. I'm not. I have a company called Smith St. John, and we sell in better stores all over the country.
08:05Well, I just think that's, uh, they've certainly brightened this place up, haven't they?
08:10Gorgeous. Thank you so much. Here's a friend of a long, long time. Hello, Richard. How are you? I'm wonderful.
08:15I saw a film of yours. It's just out. I think, uh, Hangar. Hangar 18. Hangar 18. Yeah, it's all playing the country now.
08:22Doing very good business. Good flick. Yeah, it's a good flick. Where's your lovely lady?
08:25My lovely lady's sitting right up front. Kathy? Kathy, my darling. There she is. Oh, she's a darling. Yeah.
08:30Little sweetheart Celeste. Yes. I was filling in one week for Bob Braun, I think, in, uh, Cincinnati.
08:35That's right. Cincinnati. You were touring with a play, and we just had the most lovely time, didn't we? That's right. I remember it well. We made a gentleman's agreement, didn't we?
08:44She'd do very well the next time we play. Well, don't play for the feud. Let's go!
08:51Come on, laughing.
08:57Oh, now you're rivals. Yeah. Rivals now. You're usually...
09:00We were so lousy as a team. You get us up. No, you're doing fine.
09:03I love that kid. Come on, Brad.
09:05First family to get 200 points now is gonna play for $5,000, then you'll be in the finals where you'll play for $10,000.
09:10100 people surveyed. Top five answers on the board. You gotta try and find the most popular answer.
09:15Gentlemen, here's the question. Name something in your house that you'd be able to find even in the dark.
09:22Yes, Jim?
09:23Oh, my God.
09:28He does not change. I passed on my wife immediately and I couldn't say.
09:32What do you think?
09:33Something in your house that you would be able to find even in the dark.
09:37That's good. He memorized the question. Now give me an answer.
09:40Doorway.
09:41Doorway!
09:42Doorway.
09:45Doorway.
09:46Doorway.
09:47Don and Jill, what would you be able to find in your house even in the dark?
09:49The bathroom.
09:52The bathroom.
09:54The bathroom. Is it there? Bathroom?
09:55The best one. How did you do that?
09:58It's the number one...
10:00That's played.
10:02It's gonna play.
10:04Oh, you're as good as ever that.
10:05Just like a father.
10:07My love, name something in your house you'd be able to find even in the dark.
10:12Now, you know I'm pleased every day I should do this better.
10:15But I really could find the light.
10:17Okay.
10:18The light!
10:19See him!
10:20Yay!
10:22You did it.
10:24What do you say?
10:26He's wanted to, I swear to you, he has wanted to be on this show ever since we've been on the air.
10:31I watch it all the time, and you're the only one who calls me when it's on the air.
10:34Something.
10:37Everybody else knows not to call, but he calls.
10:40Something in your house you'd be able to find, even in the dark.
10:43The telephone.
10:44That's a good answer.
10:46Robert said the telephone.
10:48No.
10:50Hey, that's a good answer.
10:52It just didn't make our suit.
10:52There's only five answers.
10:54That's a strike.
10:55As Ed Asner said to me just the other day.
10:59What do you say, Don?
11:01What?
11:03My mind is in chaos.
11:06Still haven't changed.
11:07Siegfried, help!
11:10Something you find in your house?
11:12Yes.
11:13I would say the bed.
11:15The bed, all right.
11:17The bed!
11:18That's all right.
11:19Oh, yes!
11:20That may be the only one I wanted to do that.
11:25Look at poor Robert.
11:27I'm so embarrassed.
11:27No, Robert's upset because he's got the only strike so far.
11:31Robert, it was a good answer.
11:32He just didn't make our survey.
11:34Something you've been able to find out?
11:35I was going to say my wife's eyes before, but I didn't think that was the answer for everyone.
11:39I would say television set.
11:40Okay.
11:41TV!
11:43Second strike.
11:45Jill, something you find in your house?
11:47In the dark.
11:48Um...
11:56Come on, baby.
11:57Uh...
11:59The...
12:02The floor.
12:04The floor.
12:06That's good.
12:07That's good.
12:08That's good.
12:09You may think that's a silly answer.
12:11If you're Dean Martin, it's a miracle.
12:13All righty.
12:16If the floor's there, darling, you're all right.
12:18If not, third strike.
12:19And then Bernie's deck, get ready to steal.
12:21Floor!
12:23Not bad.
12:24$69 up there.
12:25Come on, Fred.
12:26Bring them together here.
12:29Well?
12:30Well, we talked it over, Richard.
12:31Yeah?
12:32And we think you should be able to find the refrigerator.
12:35I think it's a goodie.
12:35I think it's a good answer.
12:36If it's there, you get the $69.
12:38If not, they get it.
12:40Refrigerator.
12:40Oh!
12:43Number four, please.
12:47What's that?
12:49Number five.
12:52Husband all right.
12:53Oh, come on.
12:53Oh, you were right there.
12:55$69 there.
12:57Nothing there.
12:57Let's go.
13:05How you doing?
13:06Oh, all right, nice.
13:08Okay, Donald.
13:09But just need one hand.
13:10Okay.
13:11I'm not nervous.
13:12One hundred people surveyed top six answers on the board.
13:16Here's the question.
13:17Name something some people seem to need more of than other people need.
13:21Yeah?
13:22Money.
13:22Money!
13:25We're going to play.
13:29Okay.
13:31It's the two number one answers given by our little darling here.
13:35Name something some people seem to need more of than other people need, my darling.
13:39Food.
13:39Why not?
13:40Food.
13:40Food.
13:41Oh!
13:42Oh!
13:46I don't get this one.
13:52Sleep.
13:53Okay.
13:54Oh, good.
13:54That's a good one.
13:55That's a good one.
13:56That's a good one.
13:56Robertson sleep.
13:58Yeah!
13:59Yeah!
14:00We do, Jerry.
14:02Stop.
14:07Understanding.
14:08That's a good answer.
14:09Very good, very good.
14:10That's a good answer.
14:11Understanding.
14:12I think that's a good one.
14:14Yeah.
14:15Understanding.
14:17Not bad.
14:19You told me it was a good one.
14:20It is a good answer.
14:21Just didn't make our survey again.
14:23Okay.
14:24Exercise.
14:25All right.
14:26Danny, about 100 people say exercise.
14:29I think some people seem to need more than other people need.
14:34Yeah.
14:39Friends.
14:40Friends, all right.
14:41Oh, good, good, good.
14:42Friendship there, you're okay.
14:43And if not, third strike.
14:44Friends!
14:48Ernie.
14:49Young friend.
14:50Okay.
14:51Three answers left.
14:52Should be easy.
14:53What do you think?
14:54Well, we think sex and love, a combination thereof.
14:57Well, give me one.
14:59You mean it's not the same?
15:03Just, uh, just give me one.
15:05What do you think?
15:06Love?
15:07Love.
15:08Okay.
15:12Love's there.
15:13You get the $60.
15:14If not, a great big lead for Gavin and Jill.
15:16Look!
15:17You got it!
15:18I think sex may be there for probably another reason.
15:23Number five.
15:26Attention.
15:27Number six.
15:29Sex.
15:30All right.
15:31Now we got a game.
15:3269.
15:33Play 60.
15:34Let's go!
15:35I never thought I'd be here.
15:36I play this every day with the pencil and paper.
15:37I went at home.
15:38Well, you've done very well, my love.
15:39I know, but I gotta do bad.
15:40You're just gonna need, just gonna need one hand right now.
15:41Okay.
15:42Oh, well, all right then.
15:43Okay.
15:44I need this one.
15:45That one you like?
15:46Yeah, that one's got the large stone, yeah.
15:48Okay.
15:49Oh, man, he's killed.
15:50You have to flatten your hand out, Pearly dolly.
15:51There's good girl.
15:52You're gonna meet a tall, dark man.
15:53Anyway, dollar values are doubled.
15:54100 people surveyed.
15:55Top five answers on the board.
15:56Here's the question.
15:57Name a bill that is likely to skyrocket once you have a team up,
15:59you know, the code is coming up.
16:00I don't know.
16:01You may have to do bad.
16:02You're too bad.
16:03I'm too bad.
16:04You may have to do bad.
16:05You'll need one hand right now.
16:06Oh, well, all right then.
16:07Okay.
16:08I need this one.
16:09That's one you like?
16:10Yeah, well, he's got the large stone, yeah.
16:11Okay.
16:12You have to flatten your hand out, Pearly dolly.
16:13Okay.
16:14There's good girl.
16:15Here's the question.
16:16Name a bill that is likely to skyrocket
16:19once you have a teenager in the house.
16:22Yes.
16:23$20.
16:26What'd you say?
16:36I'd like to chip in a couple of bucks.
16:39No, I really mean food.
16:45I have to take that first answer, do I not?
16:48Yeah.
16:49The old $20.
16:53What do?
16:54Listen, you don't need this.
16:56You've got sweaters to worry about.
16:57What do you think, Angel?
16:58A bill that is likely to skyrocket once you have it.
17:01Sweetheart, I don't have to think about it.
17:03I know the telephone.
17:04Telephone's the power.
17:07Yes.
17:09Are you going to play or play?
17:11Play, play, play, play.
17:13They're going to play, darling.
17:15Well, that's the best out of everything we've ever done
17:18on any special.
17:19That's the greatest.
17:21$20.
17:22$20.
17:23A bill that is likely to skyrocket
17:25once you have a teenager in the house, Robert.
17:28Food.
17:28Food!
17:29Right!
17:30Right!
17:31You got it in a second.
17:33Huh?
17:36Ah, yes.
17:40Do you have a teenager in the house?
17:42Uh, seven.
17:46Any of them yours?
17:48Oh, I'm sorry.
17:53What do you think?
17:54Bill, it's likely to skyrocket once you have a teenager in the house.
17:56Ah, yes.
17:57I would say, um...
17:59Um...
18:00Diapers.
18:03Diapers.
18:08Diapers?
18:08Diapers?
18:11First, better than not saying anything.
18:14It normally would be, but not in that particular category.
18:18A bill is like...
18:19Since it's a teenager, I would say, uh, clothing, wardrobe.
18:22All righty.
18:22Right!
18:23That was a clothing!
18:24All righty!
18:27Pretty?
18:30Buildings like a skyrocket once you have a teenager in the house.
18:36Uh...
18:41How old are you?
18:41It's 14.
18:43They've said everything, except for one thing, but...
18:47Um...
18:48The water bill.
18:50The water bill?
18:51Or the electric...
18:54Whatever the water's...
18:56The utility.
18:57Yes.
18:57Yeah, that's right.
18:58Right, right.
18:58Yeah, that's right.
18:59Right with the teacher shower.
18:59Five times a day.
19:00Utilities there, all right.
19:01If not second strike, utilities.
19:03Turn it off!
19:03Turn it off!
19:04Not bad.
19:06Early.
19:07Two strikes there, now.
19:08What do you think?
19:09I had it.
19:10I had it right on the tip of my tongue.
19:13Um...
19:14Oh, you know, they use the car all the time.
19:16You do it?
19:17Yeah.
19:17Gasoline bill.
19:18You got it.
19:20That's it, darling.
19:21All right.
19:22If not third strike.
19:25Uh...
19:26Gas bill!
19:30If you get it all, you're placing money to be in the final.
19:33Build is likely to skyrocket once you have a teenager in the house.
19:37One answer left.
19:38You'll get a chance.
19:38Oh, well, I can only imagine.
19:41It might be a dental bill.
19:43Dental.
19:44Okay.
19:44Good one.
19:45That's a good one, Bob.
19:46Dental's there.
19:47You got it.
19:47If not, get ready to steal.
19:49Dental?
19:52Not there.
19:53$154 to make you the chance.
19:55Come on.
19:55Children.
19:55Wait, wait, wait.
19:57Okay, here we go.
19:57Florida line.
19:58Very tardy.
20:01Hi.
20:02Wish I were.
20:03What's your answer?
20:03What's our answer?
20:06What?
20:06What's our answer?
20:07Bernie, you're a captain.
20:08Yeah, you just shout it out.
20:09They can't do anything now.
20:10Just give me an answer.
20:13Insurance.
20:15All right.
20:16If insurance's there, you are the champs.
20:20You'll be in the finals.
20:21If not, hey, Gavin, there's nothing to plot.
20:23That's right.
20:24You're just going to find out when you're getting together like that.
20:25We're not getting together like that.
20:25We're not getting together like this, though.
20:26Insurance.
20:27They said insurance, and I guarantee you I knew you were going to play.
20:43It was there.
20:43I can't believe that it was there.
20:45$69, but we will not make that $69.
20:49For the United Cerebral Palsy, we will give you $1,000.
20:52We will ask you to stay here and we'll keep people in.
20:55Okay?
20:55Who's going to play?
20:56No, not.
20:57Let's go.
20:57All righty.
20:58All righty.
20:59That last answer is good.
21:01Is that your answer?
21:01Yes, good.
21:02Good.
21:03Jill, Jill was the one who sent insurance.
21:06That was it.
21:07That's got to be right here.
21:08You did very well.
21:09Fred and Jill going for $5,000 right after we watch today.
21:12All righty, little doll.
21:21We're playing for $5,000.
21:23Sure are.
21:23Fred can't hear us.
21:24He's off stage.
21:25He's just got to get 200 points.
21:27That's for luck.
21:27Here we go.
21:2815 seconds, please.
21:30After how many days does a house guest start getting on your nerves?
21:34Well, fish and relatives, about seven.
21:36Name a country famous for delicious food.
21:39France.
21:40Something people buy for its style.
21:42Clothing.
21:43Something you put on a table.
21:47Something you need for gift wrapping.
21:50She started something.
21:51What did you say?
21:51Turn around.
21:52Paperless.
21:54Jill, come back here.
22:00She's filled with wanderlust, this girl.
22:03Well, wander.
22:04I'm filled with lust.
22:05Here we go.
22:05How many days?
22:07How's guests start getting on your nerves?
22:09You said seven days.
22:10Survey said 19.
22:14Country famous for delicious food.
22:15You said France.
22:17Survey said 38.
22:20Something people buy for style.
22:22Clothing, you said.
22:23You never let a plug go by.
22:25Never.
22:26Survey said 29.
22:30Something you put on a table.
22:31Silver.
22:32Survey said.
22:34Hey, ho.
22:35You got 88.
22:35What do you need for gift wrapping?
22:37Paper, you said.
22:38Survey said.
22:39Oh, my.
22:41Beautiful.
22:41Now it's up to the top.
22:43He's got 62 away.
22:46Very good.
22:46Here's young Fred.
22:48Let's go.
22:48Oh, oh.
22:50I like the looks of that.
22:5162 points away from $5,000 for the Creative Arts Rehabilitation Center.
22:56I'll ask the same questions I asked Jill.
22:57Don't duplicate our answers.
22:58If you do hear that, I say try again.
23:00Give me another answer.
23:0120 seconds, right?
23:02Yeah.
23:03Which is beautiful the way you've done it.
23:04Very good.
23:05Wish you lots of luck.
23:06Please remind everyone the answers Jill gave us.
23:08Give me 20 seconds on the clock, please.
23:11After how many days does a house guest start getting on your nerves?
23:14Seven.
23:15Try again.
23:16Five.
23:16Name a country famous for delicious food.
23:19France.
23:20Try again.
23:22Italy.
23:23Something people buy for its style.
23:25Car.
23:25Something you put on a table.
23:28Food.
23:28Something you need for gift wrapping.
23:30Uh, ribbon.
23:31Turn around.
23:35Oh, boy.
23:35Here we go.
23:37After how many days does a house guest start getting on your nerves?
23:41You said five days.
23:43Survey said 18.
23:49Very warm, sensitive survey.
23:51They said three.
23:53You've barely unpacked and they start not talking to you.
23:56Country famous for delicious food.
23:58You said Italy.
24:00You need 44 points for $5,000.
24:03Survey said.
24:08Come on.
24:09Come on.
24:10You did it.
24:12Yeah.
24:12Come on.
24:13Come on.
24:16Come on.
24:16All righty.
24:20Well, the Grand and Capel team have $5,214 for the Prairie Park 3.
24:25Hipple, patient center.
24:27Mitch, Ted Lange, and Lauren Trees will be back right after this.
24:31You love it.
24:32You love it.
24:33You love it.
24:39You love it.
24:40You love it.
24:41It's time for the second game of the all-star Family Feud Love Boat Mutiny special.
24:47Introducing the Lange family.
24:49Ted Lange, Jamie Lee Curtis, Janet Lee, Ethel Merman, and Bert Parks ready for action.
24:55Playing against the Trees family.
24:58Lauren Trees, David Burney, Douglas Fairbanks Jr., Rhonda Fleming, and Artie Johnson.
25:05On your marks for the second game of the all-star Family Feud Love Boat Mutiny special.
25:18And here, once again, is the star of our show, Richard Dawson.
25:27All right.
25:28Hey, you got some good people here, young kid.
25:30Got some incredible people.
25:31What's your charity?
25:32This is my family.
25:33The charity that we are playing for is Cher.
25:36S-H-A-R-E.
25:38And we have a Cher.
25:38Let's do a Cher.
25:39Let's hear it.
25:40Okay.
25:40One, two, three, go.
25:42Come on, team.
25:43Let's show we care.
25:44Let's win this in the name of Cher.
25:46Yeah.
25:47All right.
25:53Let's meet your family, please.
25:54Okay.
25:54First of all, I want to introduce you to Janet Lee.
25:57Very famous actress who made Going in the Shower a new experience.
26:03Next, we have Jamie Lee Curtis.
26:09Who's in movies that will scare you to death.
26:11That's the truth.
26:12And now we have the queen of the American musical, Ethel Merman.
26:16And the man who has crowned many queens and knows a pretty face when he sees one, Burt
26:26Parks.
26:27Thank you for being here, Betty.
26:31All right.
26:32Thank you for being with us.
26:33Oh, thank you for asking.
26:35And I saw you and your pretty daughter in a movie together called The Fog.
26:39That's right.
26:40Is that still going around?
26:41Yes, it is.
26:41That's a scary movie.
26:42It's opening again in New York.
26:43It's better than that.
26:43Well, we're thrilled to have you here.
26:45You've got to be as proud as a-
26:47I sure am.
26:48Oh, my goodness.
26:49Hello, Jane.
26:49Hi, baby.
26:50All right.
26:52Now, wait a minute.
26:52I don't know if I approve.
26:53No, no, no.
26:55Well, I'm single.
26:55I'm single.
26:56Oh, well, okay.
26:57You're single.
26:58Is that all right?
26:58Sort of.
26:59Sort of.
26:59She's sort of single.
27:01This lady did Halloween.
27:03What did that movie cost?
27:04$300,000.
27:05Made $60 million.
27:07Yep.
27:08John Belushi did 1941.
27:10Cost $60 million.
27:11They took in $300,000.
27:14Got another picture you're doing?
27:15Yeah, film's coming out.
27:17If this airs in a week, it'll come out the day after this airs.
27:19And it's called Terror Train.
27:21Another scary?
27:2120th Century Fox.
27:23Boy.
27:23And you really are a very exciting actress.
27:26Thank you very much.
27:27Your mom and I are very proud of you.
27:28Yes, indeed.
27:28Richard, how are you, my dear?
27:31Nice to see you.
27:32It is nice.
27:33Oh, I get two of them.
27:34Isn't that nice?
27:34Are you kidding me?
27:35Any ladies?
27:35Yeah, one for good luck, huh?
27:36This darling lady I met, first of all, a match game.
27:39Yeah, that's right.
27:40Isn't that the truth?
27:41Yeah.
27:41I used to cheat.
27:42I used to look at your car.
27:43Not cheat.
27:43No, no, I would.
27:46You didn't.
27:46No, you couldn't cheat on that show.
27:48But if you got stuck, I could sometimes help you out.
27:51And here's a gentleman I wear with pride his button.
27:57Oh, hey.
27:58Let's see.
28:03How are you?
28:03I've missed him.
28:04Yes.
28:05Having been in this type of thing for many, many years, you're bringing it back, brother.
28:12Oh, thank you.
28:13You're really the best.
28:14You're really the best.
28:16And I'm delighted to see you that you're back stronger than ever.
28:20Nothing like being fired to get ahead, huh?
28:22That's what I always say.
28:23Lauren Twee's right here with her group of millennials.
28:28You're my love.
28:29How are you?
28:31Who's your charity?
28:32Who's your charity?
28:32We're playing for the Special Olympics.
28:34Well, a noble cause.
28:37Can you tell me everybody here, please?
28:39Well, this team is representing the romantic side of the love boat.
28:42Oh, that's the truth.
28:43So, I'd like to introduce Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.
28:45Nice to have you here, sir.
28:48The very handsome Artie Johnson.
28:56And one of my favorite ladies, Rhonda Fleming.
28:58Yes, indeed.
29:01And a cute guy who's too far away, David Burney.
29:03Oh, heck of an actor, too.
29:06By the way, are you, the love boat when that kicks off.
29:09You start, are you going to start again with a two hour?
29:11Yes, we just got back from the Caribbean.
29:13And it'll be something that we shot there.
29:15We shot two movies there.
29:17It's always good.
29:17I like the big ones.
29:18Thank you for being here.
29:19We're honored to have you here, sir.
29:21Well, I love being here, myself.
29:22I cannot believe how this man looks.
29:25Somewhere there has to be a photograph of you walking.
29:30It's beautiful.
29:30Thank you for being here.
29:32Here's my little buddy.
29:33Hello, Richard.
29:34How are you?
29:35It's fine, darling.
29:36It's all right.
29:36How have you been?
29:37You still working?
29:39We're still working.
29:40It's so good to see you.
29:41We are.
29:41This is darling.
29:42How are you?
29:43Just great.
29:44Now, I saw you in the nude bomb.
29:47Right, right.
29:48It was lovely to see you on the silver screen.
29:51Doing anything else we should know about?
29:53Lots of things.
29:54I'm doing playing kismet, you know, and I love the theater.
29:57And I'm doing some singing.
29:58If you see kismet up there and see this lady's name, you go see her.
30:02How are you?
30:03How are you?
30:04Fine.
30:04You look pretty.
30:05Well, thank you.
30:06This is a magnificent actor, and you have done our show once before.
30:09Yes, that's right.
30:10I'm delighted to be back.
30:11Any movies?
30:12Anything we should know about you?
30:13Uh, actually, two films.
30:14Oh God, Book Two with George Burns, and a movie for television.
30:17Mom, the Wolfman and Me, which is a love story.
30:19Alrighty.
30:20Congratulations.
30:21Let's play the feud.
30:21Let's do it.
30:22Come on.
30:23Come on.
30:28Here we go.
30:32Grandi and Coppell are just smiling.
30:34They're already in the finals.
30:35We'll find out what's going to happen now.
30:36100 people surveyed.
30:37Top five answers on the board.
30:39Here's the question.
30:40Tell me a phrase a baby would say if he could talk.
30:44Yeah.
30:45Mommy.
30:45Mommy.
30:46I'm wet.
30:47I'm wet.
30:47It's a two-parter.
30:50Very good.
30:51One answer will be there.
30:52Feed me, I'm hungry.
30:53Feed me, I'm hungry.
30:55You got it.
30:57Better play or pass.
30:58You have to play.
31:00You want to play?
31:01Sure, why don't you play?
31:02Sure, we'll play.
31:02What else have you got to do?
31:03All right.
31:04You've lost none of the magic.
31:05The number one answer.
31:06Uh, Douglas, a phrase a baby would say if he could talk.
31:11Um, where's my doll?
31:14Okay.
31:14Where's my doll?
31:17Oh, dear.
31:18That's the strike, Artie.
31:21Which one is my daddy?
31:26Could be anybody, Artie.
31:28Yes, that's how we do it.
31:29Which one is daddy?
31:32Second strike.
31:33Ronda, darling, a phrase a baby would say if he could talk.
31:36I know what I said.
31:37I said applesauce if anybody can bring that phrase to her.
31:39Oh.
31:40Just mommy.
31:41Just mommy?
31:41Mm-hmm.
31:42Well, all right.
31:44Let's take a look.
31:44Mommy!
31:45Simplicitly is the answer, baby.
31:53Pick me up.
31:53Okay.
31:54If it's there, all right, if not third strike.
31:57Pick me up, please.
32:01Got it.
32:02Just one answer left, Lauren.
32:05Uh, I'm sleepy.
32:08Can I go to bed?
32:09All righty.
32:10I'm a little sleepy.
32:11Can I go to bed?
32:12If it's there, you're all right.
32:13Got all the money.
32:14Big lead.
32:14If not third strike.
32:16Sleepy!
32:19Right over here now.
32:20Come on, Ted.
32:21Come on.
32:21Come on, Doug.
32:21Give me your hand.
32:22Let's go.
32:23Come on.
32:23Say it out loud, Ted.
32:24Say it out loud.
32:24I don't want to go to bed.
32:26I don't want to go to bed.
32:27I love.
32:27Mommy, I love you.
32:28You need an answer.
32:29Yeah, I don't want to go to bed.
32:31Is that what I want to go?
32:32No, I love.
32:34Love?
32:34Has to be, yeah.
32:35Mommy or Daddy, I love you.
32:37Mommy and Daddy, I love you.
32:38If it's there, you get the $79.
32:40If not, Lauren and her team get it.
32:42I love you!
32:45You got it.
32:49Number five.
32:52Leave me alone.
32:54The very thing that Jamie said to me
32:56just before the show started.
32:58We'll be back right after this.
33:13Well, Lauren, you've got a $79 there.
33:15Ted, nothing there.
33:16Janet, come on, I mean.
33:24100 people surveyed.
33:25Top five answers on the board.
33:28Here's the question.
33:29Name something you have before bedtime
33:32that helps you sleep better.
33:34Hot chocolate.
33:35Hot chocolate.
33:37Two answers.
33:38Douglas, repeat that.
33:41Two answers.
33:42We'll repeat that, sir.
33:43Something you have before bedtime
33:44that helps you sleep better.
33:45Sleeping pill.
33:46A sleeping pill.
33:47A sleeping pill.
33:49That doesn't matter.
33:50Are you going to play or pass?
33:51Talk it over.
33:56Let's play.
33:56Let's play.
33:57Let them have the problem.
33:58Going to play?
33:59I like the way you did that.
34:02Well played.
34:03Well played.
34:04Very well.
34:05Something you have before bedtime
34:07to help you sleep better.
34:08How about a nice warm bath for sure?
34:15Okay.
34:16A nice warm bath.
34:20First strike.
34:20Long to dawn?
34:21What do you think?
34:22Oh.
34:22Not so.
34:23Well, um.
34:24Come back here, Artie.
34:26Stand there.
34:28Milk?
34:28Warm milk?
34:29Milk?
34:29Why not?
34:30A little warm milk?
34:31Milk?
34:32Milk?
34:32Oh!
34:33Oh!
34:33Yeah!
34:34Oh!
34:34Oh!
34:35Oh!
34:35Oh!
34:35What would you think?
34:39Um, warmth, affection.
34:42Um.
34:42Ah.
34:43What do we think?
34:45Some variation of that.
34:46Well, yeah, sorry.
34:47Yeah, some sophisticated variation of that.
34:49Exactly.
34:49Because there are children present,
34:50I think we know where you're going.
34:52Okay.
34:52Whoopee!
34:53Ah!
34:54Ah!
34:55Ah!
34:55Ah!
34:56Ah!
34:56Ah!
34:57Ah!
34:58Ah!
34:58Ah!
34:59There's one more,
34:59and you've got all the money,
35:00my darling.
35:01Something to help?
35:02I'm torn.
35:03Ah.
35:04Oh, I'm ripped.
35:05I'm gonna say a nightcap.
35:07A nightcap.
35:08I like that.
35:09You mean a nightcap.
35:10Yeah.
35:11A little nightcap is there, my love.
35:12You've got all the money,
35:13and a big lead in the game.
35:14A nightcap?
35:15You've got it!
35:19Damn!
35:20Yes!
35:21One seventy-seven.
35:23Nothing.
35:23Come on, Jamie.
35:24Come on, Marty.
35:31Best of luck.
35:33Here we go.
35:34Stick your tongue out at an older man.
35:35Put your hand down.
35:37Dollar values are doubled.
35:38One hundred people surveyed.
35:39Top five answers are on the board.
35:41Here's the question.
35:42Name something really aggravating
35:44that can happen to you at the airport.
35:47Yeah.
35:48Uh, the plane is delayed.
35:49Plane delayed.
35:51One answer will be there.
35:52Your bag is lost.
35:59Bag is lost.
36:01What do you want to do?
36:04Hey, shall we play?
36:05I'm getting excited.
36:07Richard, Richard.
36:08We are going to play, Rich.
36:10Richard.
36:17Something really aggravating
36:19that can happen to you at the airport.
36:22Amongst many things,
36:23I think being bumped off a plane.
36:25All right.
36:25Maybe.
36:27Being bumped.
36:29No, not there.
36:34Having lost your airline ticket.
36:35That sounds good.
36:37We've lost our ticket.
36:39You've got it there, Dan.
36:43You not only can win my dollars,
36:45you can shut them right out here.
36:47Something really aggravating
36:48can happen to you at the airport.
36:49Uh, running into religious fanatics.
36:56Selling things.
36:57That's right, yeah.
36:58Trying to bother you a lot.
37:00Religious fanatics.
37:03You mustn't talk with each other now, please.
37:05Truly something aggravating
37:07that can happen to you at the airport.
37:10Nobody to help you with your bags.
37:11Okay.
37:12Uh, like a sky cap, I guess, right?
37:15No sky cap there.
37:16If it's there, you're all right.
37:17If not, third strike and Ted and his group
37:19can get in the game.
37:20No sky cap!
37:23There's the money here.
37:24It'll keep you in the game.
37:25If you don't get it, they're the champs.
37:27What do you say?
37:27Flight canceled or no reservations?
37:30So which one are we going to take?
37:31Flight canceled.
37:32Flight canceled?
37:33We're going to say that the flight was canceled.
37:35Oh, it was...
37:36Is that the same as delay?
37:37Yeah, that'd be the same.
37:38Then no reservations.
37:39No reservations.
37:40Reservations.
37:41They've got no reservations there for you?
37:41Yeah, there's a problem with the reservations.
37:43All right.
37:43Lost the reservations.
37:44You're in the game.
37:45You got the 162.
37:46If not, Lauren, you are going to play for $5,000.
37:49Reservation.
37:57Number three, please.
38:01You missed the plane.
38:02Number five.
38:04You have to wait for your baggage.
38:06All right.
38:07There is no money there, but Darlene's share will have $1,000 with our love.
38:12Okay?
38:12Okay.
38:13Stay here and move them on for now.
38:15I need two people to play.
38:16We're going to play right away.
38:17Let's go.
38:18Who's first?
38:18I'm first.
38:20All right.
38:24You're in the finals.
38:25You're going to pay the Coppell Grandy team, but you're going to pay for $5,000 right now.
38:30You let me know when Artie's put away safely, which should have been years ago, incidentally.
38:35All right.
38:37Special Olympics, $5,000 for you.
38:39If you give us the magic number of 215 seconds, please.
38:43How long does it take to get over a broken love affair?
38:46Three months.
38:47Name something that comes in a jar.
38:48Pickles.
38:49A food that tastes bland.
38:52Custard.
38:53Something people throw away daily.
38:56Newspapers.
38:56A jewel in a crown.
38:58Diamonds.
38:59That's good.
38:59That's good.
39:03How long does it take to get over a broken love affair?
39:06Three months.
39:06You said.
39:07Survey said.
39:0915.
39:11Something that comes in a jar.
39:12Pickles.
39:13Survey said.
39:1521.
39:17Foods that taste bland.
39:18Jark infested custard.
39:20Survey said.
39:22Four.
39:23Something people throw away daily.
39:25You said the newspaper.
39:26Survey said.
39:28Clarity.
39:30Jewel in the crown.
39:31Diamonds.
39:32That Lauren's survey said.
39:39Here's Arnie.
39:40Let's go.
39:4377 points away.
39:46Come on.
39:46We're going to be serious.
39:47We're going to win the money.
39:4777 points.
39:48You've got $5,000.
39:50I'll ask you the same question.
39:51You can't duplicate them.
39:51If you do, you hear that.
39:52I say try again.
39:53Give me another answer.
39:54Please remind everyone the dynamite answers Lauren gave us.
39:56Give me 20 seconds on the clock, please.
39:59How long does it take to get over a broken love affair?
40:02Two months.
40:03Name something that comes in a jar.
40:05Pickles.
40:06Try again.
40:07Ketchup.
40:08A food that tastes bland.
40:13A food that tastes bland.
40:15String beans.
40:16Something people throw away daily.
40:18Garbage.
40:19A jewel in a crown.
40:20Uh, uh, uh, uh, emerald.
40:22An emerald.
40:23Turn around.
40:27How long does it take to get over a broken love affair?
40:29Artie said two months.
40:31Survey said.
40:32Eight.
40:33Come on.
40:33Come on.
40:34Six months.
40:35Number one answer.
40:35Six months.
40:36Something comes in a jar.
40:37You said ketchup.
40:39Survey said.
40:39No.
40:40Zero.
40:40Jam and jelly.
40:43Number one answers.
40:44Food that tastes bland.
40:45You said.
40:46The reddit string beans.
40:47Survey said.
40:50Zero.
40:51Potatoes.
40:52Number one answer.
40:53Something people throw away daily.
40:54Garbage.
40:55You said.
40:56Survey said.
40:58Thirty-seven.
40:58No more.
41:01Newspapers is the number one answer.
41:03And then a jewel in a crown.
41:04You said an emerald.
41:0632 points for $5,000.
41:08Survey said.
41:10Oh.
41:12Diamonds and ruby.
41:13They tied for the top.
41:15Can't lose.
41:15$5 for every point.
41:17Total up.
41:19885.
41:20But you're in the finals.
41:21That's just a point.
41:22And the finals are worth $10,000.
41:25And we'll play it right after this.
41:2610, 10, 10.
41:35All right.
41:36This is Biggie.
41:36We're playing for $10,000.
41:38So far, Lauren, for Special Olympics, you have $1,224.
41:43And right over here for the Creative Arts Rehabilitation Center, you have $5,214.
41:51We've got a one-question game for the right to play for $10,000.
41:54Let's play The Fuse.
41:55Let's go.
41:55All righty.
42:02This is it now.
42:03One question only, and then we go straight to the fast money.
42:06Here we go.
42:07100 people surveyed.
42:08Top seven answers are on the board.
42:10You have to try and find the most popular answer.
42:12Here's the question.
42:13Name something around the house that you can recognize by the sound it makes.
42:19Yeah.
42:19Telephone.
42:20Telephone.
42:23Three answers will beat it.
42:25Three answers will beat it.
42:25Oh, no.
42:25We don't know yet.
42:27Alarm clock.
42:27An alarm clock.
42:29Oh!
42:30We'll play a pass.
42:34Just one question.
42:35Why don't you want to pass?
42:35We'll pass.
42:36Gonna pass.
42:37Good, because we wanted to play.
42:37One question.
42:38Wow.
42:39All righty.
42:39We already got it.
42:40Something around the house you can recognize by the sound it makes, Bernie.
42:43Doorbell.
42:44Doorbell.
42:47The good answer doesn't make it.
42:49Jill.
42:50The radio.
42:51Okay.
42:52Radio.
42:55All right.
42:57Make around the house you can recognize by the sound
43:00it makes.
43:03Your, uh, car starting.
43:06A car?
43:07Well, around the house.
43:08Oh, around the house.
43:09Yeah.
43:10Uh, a refrigerator.
43:11Okay.
43:12Refrigerators there, you're all right.
43:14If not, third strike and their strategy will have worked, I think.
43:17Refrigerator.
43:20Boy, this could have been the smartest move you ever made.
43:22Okay.
43:23Hey.
43:24Okay.
43:25We mulled this over.
43:26We decided on a vacuum cleaner.
43:27Sounds like a winner to me.
43:30I could think of lots of them.
43:31Blenders and vacuum cleaners.
43:32Yeah.
43:33Those kind of things.
43:33The vacuum cleaners there, $18 for you.
43:36But the important thing is you'll pay for $10,000.
43:39Vacuum.
43:48Number two, please.
43:55Number five.
43:56Number six.
44:00Number seven.
44:04The washing machine.
44:06All righty.
44:07You stay.
44:08Root them on.
44:09We've got $10,000 at stake.
44:10Two people, please.
44:11Let's go.
44:12Let's go.
44:13Come on.
44:13Two people.
44:17Coming, Wanda?
44:18I need two people.
44:19I need two people.
44:21Yes.
44:21Come on.
44:21Come on.
44:22Go ahead.
44:22I'll do it.
44:23You go in a second.
44:23Yeah.
44:24Come, my love.
44:26Over here.
44:27There you go.
44:29So let me know when David's all ready.
44:32This is for luck.
44:33Oh, thank you.
44:34Because we'd love you to get the $10,000.
44:36Everybody too.
44:37That'll be for the Special Olympics.
44:39Everybody ready?
44:40All righty.
44:4115 seconds, please.
44:44Name the age when middle age begins.
44:4640.
44:48An autumn month.
44:50Autumn month is October.
44:53Something you buy in airline terminals.
44:57Uh, plane tickets.
44:59Something oil is transported in.
45:01Barrels.
45:02A common color for flowers.
45:04Red.
45:05Turn around.
45:06Yeah.
45:07Oh, I, uh, I like it.
45:08What did I say something in autumn?
45:10She said autumn.
45:11I used up some of your time by laughing when you gave me the famous
45:16autumn answer.
45:19I, the age when middle age begins.
45:21You said 40.
45:24Shows you have a slight cruel streak.
45:26I'm 47.
45:27Why did I say that?
45:28Survey said 37.
45:3037.
45:31Oh, wow.
45:31That's pretty good.
45:32That's pretty good.
45:33An autumn month.
45:34You said, of course, the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
45:37October.
45:38Survey said.
45:39Oh!
45:41Oh!
45:41That's so close.
45:42Oh!
45:43You're buying airline terminals.
45:45You said tickets.
45:45Survey said.
45:47Oh!
45:48I do it all.
45:50I do it all.
45:51And the oil is transported in barrels.
45:53You said.
45:54Survey said.
46:00Common color for flowers.
46:02You said.
46:03Red.
46:04You're only 44 points because we'll never see David Bernie again.
46:08If it's there, you will get it all.
46:10Survey said.
46:11What?
46:12Who are you doing?
46:18Come on.
46:19I'm letting you.
46:33God.
46:37Stay tuned.
46:38Whoa!
46:39Whoa!
46:39Whoa!
46:40Whoa!
46:40Whoa!
46:41All righty. First of all, this is Mariah, whose birthday it is today, and she spent it with us on a proud dance, right? Happy birthday.
46:51Okay. You're going to help me do something, but first of all, I have to thank each and every one of our celebrities, and obviously, our friends and dear, dear friends who made their fifth appearance here on the Love Boat.
47:00So, Jill and Gavin, I really thank you for coming along with your celebrity, Pearl, Don, and young Roberto there, who's looking into what we call a deep funk at this moment.
47:12And Cerebral Palser, you're going to get $1,000 from us, and we thank you for playing and taking your time.
47:19And Ted, for Cher, you're going to get $1,000, and Jamie, I thank you, and you know I love you. Thank you, Janet.
47:27That's all. And Uncle Bert, thank you.
47:30All righty.
47:32And Fred and Ernie brought a team along with Celeste and Jill and Dan, and you looked for Creative Arts Rehabilitation Center in New York City, $5,200.
47:41It was excellent.
47:45And the young lady I spotted and said, I'll take you on The Tonight Show with me, because you're so good.
47:50And you were there, and you brought along some winners, did you not?
47:53Douglas here, and Artie, whose, of course, name's still upside down.
47:57David, and Ron, and I thank you for the Special Olympics, what better cause, $11,243.
48:06Let's hand these out, okay?
48:08Each one of you, look, you get these awards.
48:11Thank you, Ron.
48:11And Mariah's going to hand them out, okay?
48:15Pass them along, pass them along.
48:18Here we go.
48:19One more, yes.
48:21Good.
48:23And Mariah, wait, wait.
48:27One more.
48:28Okay.
48:29Oh, one second, one second.
48:31One second.
48:32This is her birthday.
48:35She did help me.
48:37$20 to buy ice cream.
48:39Happy birthday.
48:40We'll see you here on the future.
48:42Bye-bye.
48:43That's a residual arrangement over there.
48:46Rub ya.
49:11This is Gene Wood speaking for Family Feud, a Mark Goodson, Bill Todman production.
49:41This is Gene Wood speaking.
50:11This is Gene Wood.