MJTV: A Guy Logs Into A Court Zoom Call As Butt******3000
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00:00Do you notice I'm kind of stalling and getting the story on the air?
00:03Yeah, you are.
00:04I'm trying to help you here.
00:06I'm coming up with a list of alternative words you can use to properly relay this story for you.
00:12You know what?
00:12I'm going to play the audio first.
00:16I'm going to play the audio of the judge first.
00:20This is a Michigan judge.
00:23A guy is in this virtual courtroom.
00:26Because a lot of court proceedings are being held still virtually online.
00:32This is a Zoom court hearing.
00:34And this Michigan dude ticked off the judge.
00:37Talking about going viral.
00:39This is like the third Zoom call judge-related thing from Michigan we've had.
00:43This is from St. Joseph District Court.
00:47And the judge is Jeffrey Middleton presiding over a Zoom conference.
00:52There's eight people on the conference that had matters before the court.
00:59And this is...
01:03Coop, did you bleep this?
01:04Because you missed the bleep yesterday.
01:05I did definitely bleep this one.
01:07Are you sure?
01:07I've played it in my booth like 50 times.
01:09Because the judge actually said the word in court and on the Zoom call.
01:14Oh, God.
01:15Here's the judge.
01:16Good morning, sir.
01:17What's your name?
01:19Me?
01:19Yeah, you.
01:20Yes.
01:20Nathaniel Saxon, sir.
01:22Your name's not Butt3000, you yo-ho.
01:27Logging into my court with that as your screen name.
01:31What kind of idiot logs into court like that?
01:36What's your name again?
01:38Nathaniel Saxon, sir.
01:39But I don't believe that I typed anything like that in.
01:43Yeah.
01:44Well, that's what it says.
01:46Well, I apologize.
01:48That's just not me.
01:49Yeah, you should.
01:49I'll put you in the waiting room.
01:51You can sit in limbo for a while and think about what you call yourself online.
01:58Oh, my God.
01:59Hey, Coop, can you get the video online?
02:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:02What was the word?
02:03Well, hold on.
02:03There's so many options.
02:05Hang on a minute.
02:05I'm going to get into that here in a second.
02:07Coop, get the unedited video link online.
02:10And also, and the spaghetti video's online as well, right?
02:13Yeah, they'll both be up.
02:14The idiotic fake spaghetti-making lady.
02:16We'll have that online as well on mjmorningshow.com.
02:20We'll put the judge YouTube video on as well.
02:24We'll have the link up.
02:25You might want to put, like, not safe for work because the judge blasts out the actual expletive,
02:31the curse word.
02:32Did he call him a chocolate drink?
02:33A you-hoo?
02:34He called him a yo-ho.
02:36A yo-ho?
02:37But you know what?
02:38I looked that up when he said it, and it's an actual word, and it means someone trying
02:42to attract attention.
02:44Really?
02:44A yo-ho.
02:45He is a yo-ho.
02:46The guys in this court in Michigan, online on Zoom, and his screen name at the, you know,
02:52you have the judge, and then you have all the other individuals in the court in their
02:55boxes, and at the bottom of the screen, it has everyone's name.
02:59This guy logged in as ButtBleeper3000.
03:04Okay, can you rhyme the bleeper for me?
03:08Okay, I have a whole list of rhyming words, by the way.
03:11Oh, my God!
03:12No, I thought it was something else.
03:14No, faster.
03:15You can't hold that up.
03:16That's the person's name.
03:17All right.
03:18The first one doesn't rhyme.
03:19What's the name?
03:20Tucker.
03:21Oh.
03:22Okay.
03:22All right.
03:23If you were playing dodgeball, and somebody threw a ball toward your head, and you got down,
03:28you'd be a ducker.
03:29A ducker.
03:30And chickens, you know, are...
03:32Okay, so ButtClucker.
03:34It would be a clucker.
03:35That's right.
03:35It would be a clucker.
03:36It would be a clucker.
03:37The guy's...
03:37What's your favorite jelly?
03:40Schmucker.
03:41Schmucker, yes.
03:42With a name like Schmuckers, it's gotta be good.
03:45Right.
03:45Right.
03:46I want to hear this audio again.
03:47Good morning, sir.
03:48What's your name?
03:49Me?
03:50Yeah, you.
03:50Yes.
03:51Nathaniel Saxon, sir.
03:52Your name's not Butt3,000.
03:55Three, no-ho.
03:57Logging into my court with that as your screen name.
04:02What kind of idiot logs into court like...
04:05Good question.
04:09I'm sorry.
04:11I want to hear one more time.
04:11I want to hear one more time.
04:12The 3,000 really puts it over the top.
04:14One more time.
04:14Good morning, sir.
04:15What's your name?
04:17Me?
04:17Yeah, you.
04:18Yes.
04:19Nathaniel Saxon, sir.
04:20Your name's not Butt3,000, you yo-ho.
04:25Logging into my court with that as your screen name.
04:29What kind of idiot logs into court like that?
04:34What's your name?
04:35Unbelievable.
04:35All right.
04:36The video, we'll have it up at MJMorningShow.com.
04:38That's MJMorningShow.com.