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  • 3/25/2025
"What kind of idiot logs into court like that?"

A defendant appeared in a Zoom court named, 'Buttf—ker3000'.
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00:00good morning sir what's your name me yeah you yes Nathaniel Saxon sir your
00:09name's not but three thousand you yo-ho logging into my court with that is your
00:17screen name what kind of idiot logs into court like that what's your name again
00:29Nathaniel Saxton sir but I don't believe that I typed anything like that in well
00:36that's what it says why I put you in the waiting room you can sit in limbo for a
00:46while and think about what you call yourself online your honor yes if I if I
01:02may explain my sister was one that set up by my zoom account or whatever that
01:08but ever is my iPhone pairing name for my Bluetooth speaker sir it's a inside
01:18joke it's not what you think I'm I'm I'm I'm embarrassed I'm sorry well you
01:25should be all right we'll come back to you in a bit
01:38your honor I have reason to believe that the defendant is in the same apartment as
01:53the complaining witness right now and I'm extremely scared for her safety and the fact
02:00that she's looking off to the side and he's moving around I want some confirmation that
02:08she is safe before we continue I want you to walk out to the front of the house show
02:14me the house number on the house um why I I don't even think this phone has the charge
02:22for that so I'm at like I'm at like two percent right now I'm hooked up to this wall charger
02:27right here the police are at miss apartment right now knocking on the door all right would
02:34you go answer the door this is a issue we didn't have when we were at a live court this
02:41is the first time to my knowledge if he is in the same venue that this has occurred kudos
02:50to the Sturgis Police Department for following up on this yes your honor we both don't want
02:57the no contact I asked if that'd be dropped I'm sorry I lied to you I knew the cops are
03:03outside I don't know why mr. Harris my advice is don't say anything else take the cigarette out
03:10of your mouth the hearing is adjourned we're serious there's a heart attack it's the first
03:17time I ever had anybody sitting in the next room potentially intimidating I don't say any
03:25more about it your bond is canceled you're digging your hole you hit bottom and you're
03:29continuing to dig