MJTV: Festers New Scheme Has Some Callers Furious
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00:00All right, also, before we get to Fester's new racket.
00:03Okay, this is not a racket.
00:05I'm pissed at you guys, first of all, because this is a breach of privacy.
00:09Let's just get into your racket right now.
00:11Who discovered this racket?
00:12Was this you, Froggy?
00:14Yes, because you tried to make me a part of it, and I will not.
00:18I've been a part of enough of your racket.
00:19All right, so what racket did Fester try to make you a part of?
00:24You know, when you say racket, you allude to something illegal.
00:27Hey, Fester, why don't you just step back?
00:28Why don't you zip your lips, big man?
00:30Why don't you step back and let Froggy tell us what's going on here?
00:32Everyone's noticed your racket.
00:34So, the other day he asked me how many times a week do I go to a gas station?
00:39And I said, you know, once.
00:42And then he tried to ask me to go inside whenever I go to get gas
00:46and just take the packets of sugar by the handfuls.
00:53He told me to put them in my pocket and walk out.
00:56Fester, why are you asking everybody, including Coop?
00:59Coop, how many?
01:00Coop did it.
01:00Coop, you did it?
01:02Coop did it.
01:03I did do it, yes.
01:04Why?
01:05So, you went.
01:06Coop dumped off 200 to 300 packets to Fester today.
01:10What is your racket?
01:11Why are you asking all of the.
01:12It's not a racket.
01:13Why are you asking all the crew members to go into facilities that sell drinks
01:18and then they have like a self-serve where you can grab napkins or creamers or stirrers
01:23or straws and then the sugar or the Splenda packets.
01:27Why are you asking them to grab you?
01:30Is it sugar or is it the artificial crap?
01:32It's Stevia.
01:33It's right there.
01:34Get the bag.
01:35Stevia is made from sugar.
01:37It's a Stevia syndicate he's creating.
01:39It's like you robbed a sugar bank.
01:40This is a huge Bank of America money bag.
01:43Yes.
01:43That's filled with Stevia.
01:46Oh, this is all Wawa.
01:48There's Wawa.
01:49There's Racetrack.
01:50There's Racetrack.
01:50There's 7-Elevens at the bottom.
01:52Oh, my.
01:527-Eleven Racetrack Wawa.
01:55You should call Wawa and see if people are allowed to just take their sugar by the handful.
01:59I don't just take it.
02:00I buy a cup of coffee and then I might take like a pocketful.
02:03There are hundreds and hundreds of packets in here.
02:05It's so bad for you, dude.
02:06That's like 20 trips worth.
02:09It's going to last.
02:09Have you seen him put, he puts 10 of those things in his cup of coffee every morning.
02:13First of all, it's not a racket.
02:15It's just a, it's an acquisition method.
02:17It's theft.
02:18It's not theft.
02:19It is.
02:19Oh, you think.
02:20It's not theft.
02:21Oh, because it's sitting out there free.
02:22You have to grab as much as you want.
02:24Hold on.
02:24I don't just like steal it and run in and run out.
02:26I buy a cup of coffee from a customer.
02:28Coop, did you buy a cup of coffee?
02:30Did you buy a beverage that warranted having some of this artificial sweetener?
02:34I didn't buy coffee, but I bought boiled peanuts.
02:37Customer.
02:38Gross.
02:38Customer.
02:39Customer.
02:40Oh, customer.
02:41You are the worst.
02:42All we have here.
02:43You are, I mean, before the pandemic.
02:46It's nonstop.
02:47On the way to work, you know, Fester, before we went back to doing the MJ Morning Show,
02:51Fester was driving to General RV every day.
02:54Now Fester works just at General RV, what, three days a week?
02:56Three, four days a week.
02:57Yeah, sure.
02:58So, folks, for any of your RV needs.
03:00Or sweetener needs, because I have like a thousand packets of Stevia now.
03:04If you need a great deal on an RV, Fester's at one of the biggest in the country.
03:07Just send him an email.
03:08Fester at MJMorningShow.com.
03:10I'll hook you up with an RV.
03:11He'll steal you a good deal.
03:14Fester.
03:15Fester at MJMorningShow.com.
03:18This is not illegal, okay?
03:19I buy a cup of coffee.
03:20I take like, you know.
03:21But your other racket was, on the way to work, you would stop at one of the hotels that offers
03:26the free breakfast for guests.
03:29And you would just drive in.
03:30And you'd even wheel a dummy piece of luggage through the lobby so they think you're staying
03:34there.
03:35Yeah.
03:35And Fester would eat free, like at the Holiday Inn Express or the La Quinta or the Comfort
03:40Inn or the Hampton Inn.
03:41The Hampton Inn.
03:41I was about to say, that's my jam.
03:42The Hampton Inn is my jam.
03:43Just walks in and eats the free breakfast.
03:46And now with-
03:46For guests.
03:47With his like pandemic COVID protocols.
03:49They just give you a bang.
03:50Here you go, sir.
03:51And now you're ripping off by the handful packets of Stevia of artificial sweetener from gas
03:58stations and convenience stores?
03:59A.
04:00I actually use the product.
04:01B.
04:01I'm not disputing, but it's wrong though.
04:04It's not wrong, wrong.
04:05It is wrong.
04:06It's not.
04:07It's not.
04:07It's not wrong.
04:07You want me to go to phones?
04:09You should-
04:10You want me to go to phones?
04:11I buy something every time.
04:12It's like-
04:12I don't walk in there with a mask and a gun.
04:14I'm like, give me your Stevia.
04:16So you buy something every time?
04:17Every time.
04:19A $2 cup of coffee this morning at Racetrack.
04:21So you think it's okay to buy a $2 cup of coffee and then grab 200 packets and clean
04:26out their whole display of the artificial sweetener?
04:29A.
04:29I never clean it out.
04:30I always leave some for the other people.
04:31What?
04:31Three?
04:32I'm sure if they saw you doing it, they'd have a problem with it.
04:34You know what?
04:35What's your end game?
04:36To die of cancer.
04:38Here at work, where I probably consume the most amount of coffee, we only have sweet
04:41and low.
04:42And that's not what I like.
04:42I like the Stevia.
04:43All right.
04:43Let's go to phones.
04:44Just drink the coffee.
04:45All right.
04:45Is this bad?
04:46Is this a racket?
04:47Is this theft?
04:47Daisy is in Auburndale.
04:50Hello, Daisy.
04:51You're on the MJ Morning Show.
04:52Hi.
04:53Hi.
04:54I am totally in agreement with him.
04:57What?
04:57I have teenagers, and they literally have a gas station drawer.
05:04We have named this at my house.
05:06You have a gas station drawer at your house?
05:09Yes.
05:09We call it a gas station drawer, but there is Taco Bell packets.
05:14Yeah.
05:15We have a packet drawer at the house, too.
05:17Yes.
05:17There is.
05:18Every packet you can think of.
05:20We literally call it the gas station drawer.
05:22Hold on.
05:24By any chance, do you call it the gas station drawer?
05:27Yes.
05:28Okay.
05:28Just checking.
05:29We literally call it the gas station drawer.
05:31There has been numerous emergencies where I personally have had to get in the kids' gas
05:38station drawer.
05:39Man, that's awesome.
05:41Daisy.
05:41Daisy.
05:41I'm out of there.
05:42Daisy.
05:43I am all for the freebies.
05:45Guess what?
05:45You know the restaurants that don't have ketchup packets?
05:47They can send them to your house, to the gas station drawer, to get ketchup packets.
05:52Dude, I have enough.
05:54I've got tons of ketchup packets.
05:55Ma'am, you should name that drawer.
05:56That's funny.
05:57You should name it something funny.
05:58What should she name it?
05:59What should you name it?
06:00I don't know.
06:01What do you want to name it?
06:04We call ours the gas station drawer.
06:07I don't know.
06:08Hey, Daisy.
06:10Great to have you on, Daisy.
06:12Thank you, Daisy.
06:14All right.
06:15And you've got to take those freebies where you can get us.
06:18That's right, Daisy.
06:18That's right.
06:18Got a girl.
06:19Daisy is now known as the gas station drawer caller.
06:22I love Daisy.
06:23I love Daisy.
06:24Chris is in Newport, Ritchie.
06:25Hello, Chris.
06:26You're on the MJ Morning Show.
06:28Hey, guys.
06:28Good morning.
06:30I have a salt and pepper collection.
06:32Both of my calls.
06:32Do you have a gas station drawer by any chance?
06:36My parents did, actually.
06:38It was a junk drawer in the kitchen.
06:41It would have all the Chinese food menus and everything in there.
06:44Pizza menu.
06:46Chopsticks and packets of soy sauce.
06:49Pretty much.
06:50But you guys just said it.
06:51I was going to say, hey, Fester, you're good as long as it's not ketchup packets.
06:55They're in short supply right now.
06:57I don't want to be too greedy.
06:58Unbelievable.
06:58Yeah, those are in high demand.
06:59I can't believe the people that are giving you the thumbs up.
07:02This is unbelievable.
07:03This is like theft.
07:04It's not like theft.
07:06It actually is theft.
07:07800-990-1047.
07:14That's the number here.
07:15It's the moral compass lines.
07:17Yes or no.
07:17Is Fester doing wrong by grabbing handfuls of the sweetener when he goes to the convenience
07:22store or the gas station when he buys a cup of coffee?
07:24And now he's sending others to go do it for him.
07:26Let's grab Tracy in Odessa.
07:29Hello, Tracy.
07:30You're on the MJ Morning Show.
07:32Good morning.
07:32How are you?
07:33We are well.
07:34Is this right or wrong?
07:35It's absolutely wrong.
07:37I cannot believe what I'm hearing from other listeners.
07:40Yep.
07:41I work for Dunkin' Donuts, and do they not realize that we have to pay for this stuff?
07:46Oh, by the way, can I inform you that they've rebranded you guys as just Dunkin', not Dunkin'
07:53Donuts?
07:54Dunkin'.
07:54It's just Dunkin' now, yeah.
07:55Yeah, I know.
07:56Just thought I wanted to.
07:57All right.
07:57Yeah, I'm in agreement with you.
07:59Tracy, I think it's completely wrong for Fester to buy a cup of coffee and then clean them
08:04out with the sweetener packets.
08:06Yes, it's for your use while you're there.
08:09It's not for...
08:09And for the...
08:10Right.
08:10And for the amount that you need for your...
08:12Yeah.
08:12...pantry.
08:13And for the amount that you need for your coffee, right?
08:16Exactly.
08:17Tracy, go make some fresh colors.
08:18Exactly.
08:18And things like that is what drives the prices up for everyone else.
08:22Look at that.
08:22Because we have to pay for that stuff.
08:24Fester is driving up the prices for everybody.
08:26Yeah, forget...
08:27It's Fester's fault also.
08:28The hackers ransomware the gas pipeline as well.
08:31Yeah, forget the pandemic.
08:32Forget the Suez Canal.
08:33Forget the Colonial Pipeline.
08:35It's my fault.
08:36Prices are going up.
08:37All right.
08:37Thank you, Tracy.
08:38Paul's in Spring Hill.
08:40Hello, Paul.
08:40MJ Morning Show.
08:41You're on.
08:43Hello.
08:44Hello, Paul.
08:45You're up.
08:45Go ahead.
08:46Hey, good morning.
08:47I think it's entirely wrong.
08:49Yep.
08:50It's stealing.
08:51Yep.
08:51I use a lot of sugar in my coffee as well, but I don't walk out with a handful when I leave.
08:55Okay.
08:56Why don't you take the furniture with you too, Fester?
08:59Why don't you grab chairs?
09:00Why don't you take some of the shelves?
09:02Just rip out the Slurpee machine.
09:04Paul, I need you to...
09:05Why don't you take the wire little hangers that the gummy bears are on as well at Wawa?
09:08Oh, I sell those, actually.
09:10You guys need those.
09:11So listen, I think it's an integrity thing as well.
09:14All right.
09:14If I own that store, and you're walking out with a couple of sugars, that's okay.
09:19Handfuls?
09:20No.
09:20Yep.
09:20But if I'm paying the freight, absolutely not.
09:23A hundred percent right.
09:24All right.
09:24Let me grab one more call on this, Fester.
09:26I don't walk out with handfuls.
09:27We're getting rational callers now.
09:29I walk out with pocketfuls.
09:30Becky, last call here.
09:31Becky, over the last say.
09:32Is this right or wrong what Fester's doing?
09:34Come on, Becky.
09:35Hi.
09:36Good morning, MJ.
09:36It's so wrong.
09:39You're right.
09:39It's so wrong.
09:40Fester, if I come to your house and I use your restroom and take your toilet paper, is
09:44that all right?
09:45Come on over.
09:45Good analogy.
09:46Yeah, come on over.
09:47Yeah, if she doesn't use toilet paper.
09:48Hey, what?
09:49Just take the whole toilet.
09:53Just unscrew the seats.
09:56Just take Fester's toilet seat while you're at it.
09:58Becky, thanks for the call.
10:00Wow.
10:01Thanks for nothing, Becky.
10:03Fester, I can't wait to see what next week rackets are.
10:06Oh, yeah.