Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an old man who pleasure himself with a toothbrush in the cemetery and they try to figure out his motivation for doing it in the cemetery.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freaks Pervert of the Day
00:07I actually have two of them to kick things off today
00:10The first is an old Australian man
00:14Who was arrested after he got naked in a cemetery
00:18And did some unspeakable things with an electric toothbrush
00:22I didn't know I wasn't supposed to do that
00:25Get the toothbrush out of here, Bob
00:28Take it out of your bum
00:30I'm just having a night
00:31Let me have my night
00:33Leave him alone
00:34Leave me be here in the cemetery
00:36You know what he's into
00:38You know I like anal play
00:39That's obvious
00:41Right, I have a rap sheet
00:42All anal crime
00:45Every one of them
00:46Wow
00:49It's hard to do Australian in all
00:52Yeah
00:53Hi
00:53You don't want to try and take my anal toothbrush to here
00:57You leave it there
00:58Oh god, anal toothbrush
01:00Put your gloves on
01:01I like the way it shakes in there
01:02I like doing it atop the dead
01:04We know what you like about it
01:05I like doing it atop the dead
01:07Obviously he has, you know, a problem, right?
01:15Drop it
01:16No
01:16You're in the cemetery
01:17Leave it in there
01:20Let me leave it in there
01:23I'm not done yet
01:24You're in the back of the cop car
01:26You have to shoot me first before you get this thing out of me
01:30It's all I can hear
01:31It's a very powerful toothbrush
01:34Ironically, I don't have any teeth
01:36Well, you don't use it there
01:40No, no, just on my backside
01:41That's right
01:43Alright, almost dead
01:44And there we go
01:46Oh
01:47You got a mess to clean up there
01:49Oh, god
01:50I've got my hands behind my back, you know
01:52For some reason, he likes to stimulate his back door with a toothbrush in a cemetery
01:58I like the bristles
01:59Is it the dead?
01:59Like, what is that?
02:01What would you call that fetish?
02:02Yeah, that's what we got
02:03Toothbrush in a cemetery play
02:04Dead anal?
02:05Dead anal?
02:05What do you call that?
02:06Oh, just because he's
02:07Don't you think he's only in the cemetery because
02:10It's a quiet place
02:11It's quiet and it's outdoors
02:13And no one's going to be there at night
02:15It's peaceful
02:17I don't think there's any kind of twisted connection to the dead
02:22Yeah
02:22I don't know
02:23Does he have a wife or somebody buried there?
02:25That's what I was wondering
02:26But isn't that much too romantic?
02:29Doesn't it make it
02:30Oh my love, I shall pleasure me be whole next to you
02:33Yeah, it's like the Australian notebook
02:35It's the Australian notebook
02:37I love my wife
02:38What do you want?
02:42I just want to be left alone
02:44What do you want?
02:45I'm having a romantic moment with my dead wife
02:48I know, but what do you want?
02:51What do I want?
02:51I want you to leave me alone, turn around, and act like you never saw this here
02:54This is for me and my wife, my dead wife
02:57Alright
02:59I play the notebook music while I do it
03:01Instead of the notebook, we'll just call it the toothbrush
03:03I play the notebook while I do this
03:06You can stay and watch if you want
03:08I'm sorry, I turned you away
03:10He used the toothbrush 365 days
03:15That's right, an entire calendar year
03:17In his mouth
03:19Oh god, oh god
03:20I used it on both ends
03:21Now he doesn't
03:23It'd be a much sadder tale if that were the case
03:25Honestly, though, listen
03:27I wouldn't have to say that, though, if you were busted doing that
03:29But listen, if it was true that this guy was going to the cemetery
03:34And having ghost sex with his dead wife
03:38It does change it
03:40For me, it does change it
03:41It does feel sorry for him
03:42It makes it so sad
03:43I don't know why he needs the toothbrush
03:44Is it less perverted?
03:45Yeah, I think it is
03:48It is less perverted
03:49Because he's
03:50Obviously, he's dealing with all of the
03:53It's her toothbrush
03:55That's how I remember that
03:57I'll never forget you
03:57I can smell it
03:59Oh, no
04:00She used to put this in her back
04:01Oh, no
04:03I'll never forget you
04:05Well, this is all too romantic
04:06This guy's just a freak, really
04:07We all know it
04:08I don't know why we romanticize the old guy with a toothbrush
04:12Oh, I love it
04:13In the cemetery
04:13I thought what James had said, too
04:16Like, maybe he had a, you know, his dead wife was there
04:18The grave stand says Randall Day
04:20That's a man's name
04:22I miss you
04:25On the other hand, maybe it explains all those weird sounds
04:29People are calling in, complaining
04:30Like, I think there's ghosts in the cemetery
04:32I keep hearing these moans
04:33It's just the old guy down the street with a toothbrush
04:36In his bum
04:37You hear that there?
04:39That's the scene to the deep
04:40This is a weird combination
04:44The notebook music
04:45Moaning in a toothbrush
04:47He does that all night like that
04:49On a guy named Randall's gravestone
04:52When you ask him about it, it says it's his wife
04:55But I know it's not
04:56That's Randall, my wife
04:59He died
05:00Randall died in 1947, so
05:03He won't ever leave
05:05We never know when he gets in yet
05:08When he gets out
05:09That toothbrush has got the most powerful battery source
05:13He's got it hooked up to a great big battery
05:20He brings extra
05:22I do love the romantic idea of it all
05:26Yeah
05:26I do too
05:27It changes everything
05:28It changes everything
05:29That old pervert is not romantic
05:30It's not that
05:31No
05:31He's just running around
05:33Yeah
05:34Ew
05:34With a toothbrush in his butt
05:36My god
05:36My goodness
05:38Dirty old man
05:41Dirty old man