Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a baby who threw up on a woman's purse during a flight and the debate of who should be held responsible unveils Andy's hatred of babies.
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00:00Here's a crazy story, a couple on a flight with their son recently, there was a lot of
00:12turbulence and the bouncing caused the baby to vomit all over himself, his parents, and
00:19people seated nearby.
00:20Oh, great.
00:22Now, unfortunately for mom and dad, a baby boy's barf landed smack dab on the purse of
00:26the woman behind them.
00:27To make matters worse, it was a designer bag, a Louis Vuitton bag.
00:32They got an email from the woman stating the bag couldn't be properly cleaned of the vomit
00:37and smell, and they needed to replace it.
00:40The mother spoke to the local news because she doesn't believe they're responsible for
00:44it.
00:45Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:46Should they replace the woman's $1,100 designer bag?
00:52Absolutely.
00:53Is it on them?
00:54I think it is.
00:55I mean, I can't believe I'm going to say that I think it is, but it is.
00:59I mean, if I had a laptop and your baby puked on it, I'd expect you to buy me a new laptop.
01:07Yeah.
01:08So, and I know it was just a little.
01:10I mean, is there anything this woman can do?
01:13I know the right thing to do.
01:15I can sue you.
01:16I can sue you for it.
01:17I can be sued for it.
01:19Yes, I believe I can sue you in small claims court.
01:21I think you'd win.
01:22And I think I'd probably win.
01:24I think you should win.
01:25Do you sue my baby?
01:26I sue your baby's ass.
01:29I mean, because I didn't puke on it.
01:31My baby puked on it.
01:32I know.
01:32Is it my responsibility because it's my baby?
01:34Because you brought a baby on a plane.
01:35Yeah.
01:36Yeah.
01:38I'll sue you if your baby just pukes on my $50 jeans.
01:41You can take him to court.
01:46That's a people's court, I want to be.
01:48I mean, I know.
01:49I just hate babies, too.
01:53Who likes a baby?
01:54I think that's what your passion is.
01:56The whole baby thing.
01:56It's just hilarious.
01:58Your hatred of babies.
02:00Because really, it's coming down to this.
02:02It's coming down to, can you blame the parents for a baby's puke?
02:08Can you blame a parent for the baby puking?
02:10That's what it's coming down to.
02:12And Andy's passion is, hell yes, you blame the parents for the baby puking.
02:18Right.
02:19I mean, you can't take the baby to court.
02:20It's got no assets.
02:21Exactly.
02:22You know.
02:24Your Honor, this is bullcrap.
02:29I have an $1,100 purse.
02:33Man purse.
02:34This is my $1,100 Louis Vuitton bag.
02:37And this little demon spawn is the defendant.
02:41It's a baby.
02:43Cute, adorable little baby.
02:45I move for the baby to pay.
02:47And I move for...
02:48I don't think that baby should be allowed to fly for the rest of its life.
02:56See what I mean?
02:57You can't talk to this thing.
02:59I hate this baby.
03:03Let's get some justice here.
03:05Listen to it.
03:05There's nothing cute about that at all.
03:09Big ol' baby.
03:11He's throwing up right now.
03:15See?
03:15Disgusting.
03:16Baby.
03:17People scored Andy versus baby.
03:20Andy v.
03:20Baby.
03:21Yeah.
03:21I like it.
03:22I'm reminded of...
03:23Green versus baby.
03:24Green v.
03:25Baby.
03:27Oh, let's sue that baby's ass.
03:29Mike, you're on with Dave and Chuck the Freak.
03:30And I think that if, you know, parents, as well as parents, you know, if our baby starts
03:34to puke, we kind of attend to that pretty quick.
03:37So I'm just curious if this was like, you know, Reagan from The Exorcist.
03:40It sounds like this little baby was just going crazy.
03:44You know the only thing I can think of, dude?
03:46Because I was thinking, I'm like, how could I not contain it?
03:48If I...
03:48You know how sometimes babies, you'll set them up and they're looking over the seat behind
03:51them just to entertain them over there?
03:53Oh, yeah.
03:53They could have been facing that way and started puking.
03:56I'll tell you what, too.
03:57You aim your baby at me on a plane.
03:59Hey!
04:00Hey!
04:00It's like you're turning that goddamn baby around.
04:02It's like a gun.
04:03You turn that goddamn weird ass baby around.
04:06It's weird baby face.
04:08Just turn it around.
04:09Come on, Andy.
04:10No, but honestly, it's me like me pointing a gun around.
04:13Oh, you're ridiculous.
04:14It's a baby face.
04:15Both ends of that thing are loaded.
04:17You turn that baby around.
04:18It's a baby face.
04:21Shut that baby's mouth.
04:23Take care of that baby.
04:25Your hatred is astounding.
04:27I'll see you in court.
04:29Turn that baby face around.
04:30Green versus baby.
04:32Green versus baby.
04:34I'm telling you.
04:35I hate a baby.
04:37If a baby did, if all of a sudden a parent did put a proper baby up and you saw its face
04:43looking right at you, what do you do?
04:48Wait, hold on a second.
04:49So if someone, I'm sitting and turning your baby around.
04:53Excuse me.
04:54Miss.
04:54Hold on a second.
04:55Yeah.
04:55I'm sitting in front of you with my kid and I lift my kid up just to get some air, you
05:00know, to look around to, you know, he can occupy his time.
05:03Yep.
05:04You're going to.
05:05Yeah.
05:07Yes.
05:09Yes.
05:09What's wrong?
05:10Look at this.
05:10Look at this baby.
05:11Oh, the cute little baby.
05:12No, he's not cute.
05:13It's disgusting.
05:13I want it turned around.
05:15I don't want to look at it anymore.
05:16Oh.
05:16Woo.
05:17I don't know what that was.
05:18Sorry.
05:20Wrong sound effect.
05:21That's the baby's reaction.
05:23It changes.
05:24It changes.
05:24I was like, did Dave just see kitties or something?
05:27That's something.
05:29Yeah.
05:29No.
05:29Turn that baby around.
05:30I'll tell.
05:31I mean, I will try to do whatever I can.
05:33I'm not going to have to look at your kid.
05:34Andy versus baby.
05:35God, I would love to see a parent be told by Andy to turn their stupid baby around.
05:41Me too.
05:42I will do.
05:43I don't care.
05:44Turn your goddamn baby around or I'll see you in court.
05:47Listen, your baby's making me so uncomfortable.
05:49I don't know how I'd react if someone said that to me as a parent.
05:52I'd be like, what?
05:53Oh, yeah.
05:54This cute little baby.
05:54That baby was looking at me all the time, that little baby.
05:58Oh.
05:59Turn that baby around.
06:01Turn it around.
06:02All right.