Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about men with effeminate southern accents after a listener e-mailed the show to confirm something the show had mentioned once in a previous segment.
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00:00a few emails here this guy said good morning from oregon i've loved the show for a couple
00:10of years listening to the story about the newspaper reporter who found a bobcat in the bathroom
00:15and you guys questioned if oklahoma accents always sound like effeminate men that's right
00:24it's just a little southern twang to it it's kind of a just a straight man just a straight southern
00:30i am as straight as an arrow i'm as straight as an arrow fired by jesus
00:37he said i gotta tell you i lived in oklahoma for a couple of years i can absolutely confirm
00:46that a huge percentage of seemingly straight men have very effeminate accents there so yes you
00:53guys are correct it's true i had to let you know what a what a raw deal yeah you're in oklahoma
00:59yeah i don't know why we just found like them so much dust you think that would be a turnoff for
01:08the ladies there well or you're just used to it that's what they've grown up with that's what
01:12they consider a straight man i saw a whole family were the head of the head of the family the macho
01:19cowboy style guy he was like what yeah he was like six foot three and in jeans and stuff and
01:27walked up they were like uh you know some family please come up and he's like well yeah
01:34well i tell you and he had but he was like they only they had like two spots on a plane but he had
01:43his daughter and his wife and himself and he was like well take them and put them on the plane
01:49they can fly home i'll just be fine here and i'm like he's like southern gentleman
01:57mm-hmm but just the accent very feminine sounding i'll take an a word like bad and they'll add an
02:04extra syllable to it yeah bad really sds it's long we stretch they do they got time vowels
02:13long and lean it'd be just a tough deal to be a straight dude with the gay boys
02:32you know it would be a hard go for them i had to feel bad for them that's just the accent they
02:37were raised with that's just all i know brucey's from boston brucey how you doing out of boston
02:44how are you fellas doing we're doing good big old city there boston boston red socks i work with uh
02:52i work with a whole bunch of gentlemen from uh down like south carolina and uh they all got like
02:58that real southern gay boy that's right it is they uh they make fun of me because they're like
03:07oh man you know you got that real no of them pansy voice i'm like ah fellas i got some bad news for you
03:13listen guys i know i sound like the bad guy from the party but you guys sound like uh
03:24rainbow confederate coalition exactly that's hilarious fellas i got some bad news for you
03:31you think i sound like a chick or something a bunch of gray hats who are trying to kiss each
03:38uh that might get some play down there but uh you got on the ground up yeah you can try something
03:47else yeah that won't work okay so it's starting to make sense to me i don't think southern guys when
03:54they hear it they hear they they don't associate it as sounding gay yeah i'm sorry guys it does it is
04:02it's it's gayer than most gay uh josh now you served with guys in the military who had that
04:09accent right josh yeah i served uh down in north carolina and i would talk to my wife all the time
04:16and i was like there's no way any of these guys are straight but uh you know they were all married
04:21and had a bunch of kids but it was definitely definitely kind of weird yeah it was like hey hey
04:28guys you guys want to go fishing and uh that's where he's from yeah he says north carolina so
04:44maybe it is a you know it's oklahoma carolina is that area kind of thing i don't know like we know
04:50a guy from north carolina not even close yeah no he talks like our boss is from north carolina he's got
04:55one of those manly north carolina that's what i mean he's just like hell i just do my kind of man
05:01give me some barbecue yeah can you imagine if mac had the southern exactly hi everyone
05:10you guys at the big show huh guys with all the writing
05:15it would be different that's for sure oh because he saunters in and is like i killed a few animals
05:22today you know just try to get by one day at a time yeah but they're like guys meet mac and he
05:29came in jesus everybody hello i've got 17 kids we got a real sweet southern gay guys our new general
05:39manager yeah it's crazy they can just go one way or the other like that's what i mean when you're
05:44brought up sometimes the s's just they pop but at the same time so our boss do you think he knows
05:52that accent that some of those guys to the rest of us or does he just think it's a southern he's just
05:59like i don't know that's just how bill sounds yeah you know i don't know that is it's crazy though if
06:04they maybe they can't hear it like that's what i mean like we hear it but to them it's like oh well
06:10my uncle talked like that my my brother talked that dude that was stationed in north carolina
06:15totally he got it yeah he did go fish just listen it's a night with the boys yeah and we're gonna
06:20go out on the town just fishing let's go find some strippers yeah hand job
06:25you know what i mean real straight stuff let's play horseshoes i'd love that maybe some darts
06:33yeah play darts and go drink natty light listen beers and billiards
06:37skin and animals
06:41you