Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about if they'd be able to perform mouth-to-mouth on someone after hearing news that a teenager in Massachusetts was saved by bystanders following a heart attack. When Dave says he easily would, Chuck shares how he wouldn't want him to be the one saving his life.
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00:00Some scary moments as a Massachusetts teenager is revived by bystanders after having a heart
00:09attack on the basketball court. Here's what happened from Boston 25 News. The Haverhill
00:1617-year-old had had a seizure and then his heart stopped. His teammate's dad, who happens to be
00:21Haverhill's deputy fire chief, Eric Tarpy, ran to help, along with the facility operations director
00:27Ashley K. Paa, started CPR and yelled for someone to grab the defibrillator. Hooked it up,
00:34advised a shock, and, you know, continued CPR, and after that, you know, he gasped for air,
00:42and it was like, you know, witnessing a miracle. We still have a defibrillator here, don't we?
00:46Yeah, we'll have to train. We might have to do another training. I watched some YouTube videos
00:51of how you can take an electrical cord and just break it apart and shock somebody back. Oh, that's
00:55sweet. Okay, well, that's what we'll do. That makes everyone feel better. Yeah, I know. I got
00:58that skill, and I've seen plenty of people do it in CPR. Yeah, I've got that skill. I love that.
01:02From YouTube. He's got electrocuted. Okay, I gave the video a thumbs up, so that means I'm like,
01:06I passed the course. You passed the course. You know? No. Nothing mouth to mouth. I got it. I've
01:10seen it happen on TV plenty of times. When this old ticker stops, you try anything, James. Oh, my God.
01:15Could you do mouth to mouth to somebody? I always think about that. Like, I don't think I could do
01:19mouth to mouth. Not a stranger. Yeah, like, if it was life or death, yeah. I mean, I don't know if I'd have that,
01:25kick in where I'm like, I've got to save this person's life. If one person in this room passed
01:29out, yes, I'm giving you mouth to mouth if I can. Nope. I passed out, Dave. Oh, whatever, James.
01:36Jesus, how cool. Oh, my God. James, Dave. Jesus, how cool. Somebody saved me. I passed out.
01:42He can't breathe. Most times you can't let people know. He can't breathe. I passed out. He's still out.
01:48Oh, I passed out. Oh, you saw it right through my plan, Dave. Yeah, I sure did. I sure did.
01:53I love you on the sidelines going, he can't breathe. Someone helped somebody.
02:00Yeah, you're not very good in a crisis. You know I won't do it. No, but I can reach a point
02:04where I panic and then I kick into. I don't think so. No, once I pass the panic, then I
02:08kick into action. I hope someone else steps up to the plate other than Dave to give me
02:13mouth to mouth. What? Only because I feel like in his panic. He's going to burst your lungs.
02:19The style of mouth to mouth he would give me. Like, it'd do more damage than save me.
02:24What are you saying? It would do more damage than save me. He'd be swearing.
02:29He'd be blowing with all of his might. I wouldn't blow with all my might.
02:35I'd pop both of my lungs. I may press a little too hard.
02:38But you're not dying on my watch, Charlie. I'd rather someone else.
02:43That would be the craziest day. He would have been fine, but Dave destroyed his lungs. He's
02:50dead. You can't pop lungs. Come on, Chuck. Come on. Seriously, someone else.
03:01I'm a bastard. So if it's me or no one? No, I said if it's just you, yeah, I guess. But
03:07I'm probably going to die. Wow. His chest compressions would be insane.
03:12I can't even imagine. You would break every bone. I can't even imagine.
03:15I'm like, yeah, I'm alive, but I have 20 broken ribs.
03:19Well, you're in a cast. You're in a body cast. Body cast, yeah.
03:22And they said it was no big deal. But Dave did CPR. My heart never stopped.
03:30He did CPR and broke all my ribs. We watched him. We heard your ribs crack.
03:33I just passed out. We heard those ribs crack. I had a low blood pressure episode and he
03:38broke all my ribs. Come back to me, Chuck. Come here.
03:43And I can still taste him. Oh, God. I can still taste him. Yeah.
03:50Wow. I didn't realize you thought of me in that. No, I just I've seen you. I have seen
03:56you in a panic. Yeah. There's no. I have yet to see the calm. The. OK, wait. OK, wait.
04:07Now we're fine. Everything's fine. Let us start CPR and melt the mouth. I have yet to see
04:13that. Yeah. Whatever. Save none of your lives now. Well, no, that's good. Forget it. Probably good.
04:19I mean, I hope to God that never happens, but I'm just saying I'd be there. I'd do it.
04:22I don't care. Whatever. It's just like me all you want. It's always good for these people
04:27when it happens, where there's people that are have gone through stuff like terrible things.
04:32Did Dave just say taste me, you son of a bitch? I said. Well, he's talking about complaining
04:37about still tasting me. Yeah. I've seen his tongue. It's long. It's. Oh, my God.
04:43He'll say that to you right before.
04:46All right. Thank God I'll be dead. He's like hitting Chuck.
04:50You'll die after that. You taste me now, Chuck. You taste me now.
04:53Yeah. You just killed Chuck.
04:57I'm going to have a little. I'm going to put a little life alert on me.
05:00This is do not resuscitate if Dave.
05:04Do not Dave resuscitate.
05:06D-N-R-I-D.
05:07D-N-R-I-D.
05:08You bastard.
05:11Yeah.
05:12Come on.
05:13We got to talk to the authorities or whatever.
05:15And we're like, well, Dave screamed, taste me, you son of a bitch.
05:19And then I heard one of Chuck's lungs burst.
05:21Let's pop.
05:22Yeah.
05:22We heard two loud pops in his chest.
05:29We heard the snapping of bones.
05:32It was a bubble wrap, but bigger.
05:34Yeah, so someone else, please.
05:39Somebody else.
05:40Fine.
05:41Whatever.
05:42I'll just sit and watch you die.
05:43Like, I think it'd be better for Dave to be the one that gets other people's attention.
05:50Yeah.
05:50Like, if I was on a deserted island.
05:52I'm going to be Paul Revere.
05:52Let's say, if I was on a deserted island, like, and I was like, listen, I had to give people jobs.
05:59Because I'd be like, Dave, your job is when you see the plane fly over, you got to do everything.
06:08And he'd be perfect for that.
06:10Dave would be perfect to save you.
06:11Unless he falls and hits his head on a rock.
06:12Well.
06:15Chuck is dying.
06:16Chuck is dying.
06:17Exactly.
06:18Someone help.
06:18Chuck is dying.
06:19That's what we need.
06:20I'll save him.
06:22Here I come.
06:24James is just kissing him.
06:26Yeah.
06:26Oh, I thought this was mouth to mouth.
06:28That was the problem.
06:29He just wanted to taste James, not me.
06:31I'm better.
06:33I have a better flavor.
06:33The emergency personnel would roll up to a knocked out Dave, James, and a nurse outfit.
06:38Yeah.
06:39It'd be a wild.
06:40I'd be blowing the wrong part.
06:41Yeah.
06:42Oh, boy.
06:43James is out of breath carrying a defibrillator.
06:46I had all sorts of dreams of saving someone's life.
06:48Yeah, I know.
06:49Yeah, I know.
06:50I get it.
06:50I just have the dreams.
06:51I just want to see when that calm, when the calmness.
06:55The calm kicks in.
06:56Now, I will say, I think the only time that you were ever calm is when your kid split his
07:02head open, right?
07:04So, like, when your kid, like, ran and got the wall and was bleeding, I think he was freaking
07:09out so bad that you were like...
07:10Amber was freaking out, too, right?
07:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:12You were like, I have to be...
07:13I've got to step up.
07:15Yeah.
07:15So, I mean, I guess it's possible.
07:16So, and you're just like another one of my kids, so I'd be the same.
07:19It might be, I'd cradle you back to life.
07:23That's an image I want to see.
07:27Like a toddler.
07:32Anywho.
07:33Yeah.
07:33Let's hope it never happens.
07:34No, I hope not.
07:35Let's hope it never happens.
07:37We'll see how it plays out.
07:38If it does.
07:38And then, suck it, bitches.
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