Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was involved in a fatal firework accident and Lisa lightens things up momentarily with a story about her old neighbor getting very excited for her private firework show.
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00:00okay so one thing that has surprised me and maybe they just flew under the radar
00:10because there was such a huge uptick in home firework sales this year because all the big
00:16displays have been canceled because of COVID-19 right I thought we'd see just a massive influx
00:21of injuries reports yeah right I thought like I thought there'd be a huge uptick and maybe there
00:27has been and it's kind of not really been reported because they're reporting COVID-19 cases so much
00:32maybe it's not getting as much attention but this one's bad oh no oh you found one I found I thought
00:38you're about to say they were way down no um in Washington DC investigators identified uh 33
00:46year old Jose Tony Alvarez Umanzor he was joking around with his friends holding a firework above
00:56his head you know he's a jokester and lit it on lit it up but he was holding it the wrong way around
01:03oh he shot it right into his head he blew his own head completely to smithereens yes he's no longer
01:09with us oh that's why that's what happens oh yeah I mean that's natural selection right to your head
01:15what do you expect yeah he really went out with a bang he did yes he did do you know why I think
01:20that injuries were down because I know just in my neighborhood people were lighting them off and
01:27there were like crowds around more than I've ever seen yeah you know because people were at home
01:33right then they were big firework shows so you'd see like a dummy you'd see like a dummy about to do
01:40and there was like five or six people like hey dummy no hey stop don't do that dummy right oh you
01:45they they would stop people saved other people I do think that people saved other people they were
01:51like no no you gotta bury that one idiot yeah and then he'd be like oh and then they were oh yeah
01:56and then someone who had some experience would bury it and then launch it and no one got hurt
02:01possibly chuck that could be because I mean I really there's no explanation why
02:05we haven't just been inundated with injury reports if so many people were doing it at home
02:11you shouldn't do like carrot top like comedy with fireworks they gotta learn that lesson he's
02:16like look at this one it's a roman candles like a telescope yeah light it yeah I watch my neighbor
02:23like he'd light it and then he'd run and his wife would go oh it's beautiful oh my god
02:30over and over and I was just drinking in the patio I was dying
02:35like the big one like the big one it's like a heaven on earth oh I love those ones
02:52that's hilarious and he'd light it and then you'd see him run he's smart they were older
03:07they're older couple he's like I know and it was just they had like a couple other people
03:12there how many fireworks do you think they had like set off I don't know yeah quite a few so she
03:19was excited about everyone she was excited oh my god look at that wow incredible where'd you get
03:28that what a show it's like the freedom festival that's hilarious that's almost more fun than
03:37watching fireworks they were wasted too so I'm like someone is going to hurt themselves
03:43at the one I went to at the one I went to they're getting it already and everyone's smoking
03:51oh man I was like what are you guys doing smoking right by the fire yeah we're pulling the we gotta
03:57pull all the fuses out or whatever it is we're roasting marshmallows and smoking like oh boys boys
04:01boys boys nevermind but like hey listen pal we got this buddy but no one held it to their head
04:08and blew their head off no they were smarter than that imagine you're there though you're like
04:14oh my god you blew your head off I've never seen anything like it it was gorgeous what a gorgeous way to go
04:25oh my god his head oh my god his head is gone farther than you'd ever imagine you know what's
04:31nuts okay I hate to be this person it would shoot India right and we all know dark well like I know
04:40but like it would shoot India and then it would still and then it would explode so I would be like
04:47dropping a grenade in there oh it's crazy be a sight to see oh my god oh my god he's everywhere
04:56he's a human firework it's like a Gallagher show I'm covered oh my god he went out doing what he
05:03loved he loves a firework it's still a great show great show he loves a jokey firework
05:09yeah that puts a real damper on your whole celebration when a guy
05:13yeah his head blows to pieces nukes himself yeah really bad night yeah all right we'll take a break
05:19on that note when we come back