Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was busted after stealing 126 pairs of flip flops and pleasuring himself with them.
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00:00This guy in Thailand, 24-year-old guy arrested for stealing and having sex with 126 pairs
00:13of flip-flops.
00:14That's weird.
00:15That's a weird one.
00:16The most sexual thing, yeah.
00:22Over the last two years, he stole 126 pairs of flip-flops from people's homes.
00:30Then he'd take them to his apartment, caress them, kiss them, rub them all over his naked
00:36body, and eventually make love to them.
00:39Did we talk about this guy before?
00:42Because we talked about-
00:44There was a shoe guy.
00:45There was someone who was stealing shoes, and we thought that it was in an Asian culture.
00:51They take their shoes off as soon as they walk in, and he would walk by a place and steal
00:57shoes.
00:58Different guy.
00:58And then he was banging them or whatever.
01:00Because they were shoes.
01:01They were actually shoes.
01:02This guy is flip-flops.
01:03Flip-flops.
01:04They make him pose with them.
01:05I wonder what it is about the flip-flop that turns him on so much.
01:09The smell.
01:10Yeah, he's got a real bad foot thing.
01:13You know, because I think they stink really bad.
01:15There's him posing with all of his victims.
01:16Oh, my God.
01:17Oh, it's terrible, some of them.
01:18That's terrible because there's little ones.
01:21Oh, that's all.
01:21Well, I-
01:22Where do you-
01:23Oh, maybe.
01:24Oh, yeah.
01:24There's just like one, but most of them are adult-sized.
01:27Most of them are adult-sized.
01:30I don't even know how, like, okay, I can maybe see how you'd bang these, like, slides.
01:37How do you bang a flip-flop with, like, thong flip-flop?
01:39Because you just put it in between.
01:41You just put it in between the little wire and the-
01:44Do you just bang two of them?
01:46My uncle says he just rubs them on him.
01:49Oh.
01:50So I think he's just rubbing-
01:51Well, he says that they caress and kiss them, rub them all over his body, and eventually make love to them.
01:56He kisses them?
01:58That's gross.
01:58If you put it in between where the big toe goes, bang where the big toe is.
02:06But look at these.
02:07That's the same, like, the same amount of room.
02:10So you bang this opening.
02:11You bang that opening right there.
02:12Well, Andy had a good point, too.
02:13If you did, if you put them, I guess, together-
02:15If you sandwiched them.
02:16Sandwich them.
02:17That's what I'm saying.
02:17Yeah.
02:18Sandwich them, lube them, lube them up.
02:19He just rubs them all over his body.
02:22And bangs them.
02:22You guys, I like a good flip-flop.
02:25So I would never kiss it, caress it, rub it, or bang it.
02:30Yeah, I bet if you, you know, when you went to Thailand or whatever,
02:33if this guy could have got your flip-flop,
02:38it would have been his prized possession because of the size.
02:41It would have been the biggest flop.
02:42You think my size 14 flop?
02:44It would have been the biggest flop he's ever encountered.
02:46Look at the rest of them.
02:47It would have been unique.
02:48They're just normal.
02:49He would have been like, oh, my God.
02:51He might have done who knows what with that.
02:54He would have married your flip-flop.
02:55Yeah, exactly.
02:56So you're thinking he goes in this way.
02:58Yeah, I do.
03:00Or actually the other way.
03:02And then so you make sure he really rubs on the bottom of the flop.
03:05Oh, like he's.
03:06No, no, no, no, no.
03:07Like flip it over.
03:08Uh-huh.
03:08And then so turn it around towards yourself.
03:11Oh, I see.
03:12In here.
03:13Yeah.
03:13He's going in here.
03:14He's really.
03:14He's going from toe to heel.
03:16Really feeling that flop.
03:19Really.
03:19Really feeling that flop.
03:20He's rubbing it in.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23Some of those are those bumpy Adidas sandals.
03:26Put some soy sauce on that.
03:28Just.
03:29That's your lube.
03:30Salt it up.
03:31Yeah.
03:31Yeah, this is minor.
03:32A little rough.
03:33Salt it up and sex it out.
03:34Peanut oil.
03:35Yeah, anything.
03:36This is a little moment for this guy, right?
03:38Yeah, what a great picture.
03:39I love his picture.
03:40It's like.
03:41I love that they make him do it, too.
03:43I do, too.
03:43They sit you down in front of all your misdoings.
03:46Yes.
03:47Real dark, dark side of you.
03:49They even put a bunch right in front of him.
03:51Look at this, you sicko.
03:53They lined him up and were like, explain.
03:57I like to bang him.
04:00Really the most unsexy shoe out there.
04:03It's not a good one.
04:03One of them.
04:04You're so right.
04:05I would have loved for Dave to find out.
04:08He'd be like, yeah, you know, when I was over there, I lost a pair of flops.
04:12And then he sees his flops on the table.
04:15You're like, oh, my God, those are my flops.
04:16He asked my flops.
04:18Then you know.
04:18He asked my flops.
04:20And he had sex with them.
04:21Yeah.
04:21No, you're, as you pointed out, there was no size 14s in that bunch, so you can easily.
04:26He had like a weird old duffel bag and some old pants.
04:29They've laid out.
04:30Are those his banging pants?
04:31Oh, no.
04:32They've laid out a pair of his pants on this police table.
04:35These are sex pants.
04:36I think it's his ninja outfit that he was.
04:38Oh, did he dress up to steal?
04:40Did he dress up as like a paramedic or something?
04:42Because he's got little patches.
04:44Oh, there's his stealing bike.
04:45What the patches mean?
04:47What's your little patches about?
04:48It's tough to know, you know.
04:49Looks like official of some sort.
04:52Right.
04:52Maybe that's.
04:54He's like, I just think it looks cool.
04:56Going to need to confiscate these shoes for official business?
04:59Maybe he like told people.
05:00So he just zipped around all day on a scooter.
05:03Sniper.
05:03Sniper and flops.
05:03Sniper and shoes.
05:06Outside, you take them off for a split second.
05:08Well, a lot of people in Asian countries, a lot of people leave their shoes outside, right?
05:12That's what I mean.
05:12It's easy pickings.
05:13You kick them off before you head inside.
05:15If you're a foot guy, that's like, if you're a shoe guy, that's probably the place to be.
05:19What's so weird is this police?
05:20What's going on here?
05:21It's this police press conference they had, and they make him here.
05:24Is he stretching before?
05:25He's getting ready?
05:26He's like, this is going to suck.
05:28Yeah, I did it.
05:29That's what he's saying.
05:30Yeah, exactly.
05:31All right, feet.
05:32Point at your outfit.
05:36This video is, again, up at DaveAndCheckTheFreak.com.
05:39If you want to see him and all the flops that he assaulted, you can go there.
05:42I wish we knew what was happening.
05:43I know.
05:43Are they talking?
05:44Look at his outfit.
05:45I want to know more about that little outfit.
05:46He's got an official little outfit.
05:48I don't know what it is.
05:49It's like half fireman, half ambulance.
05:51Look, and they just all play in there.
05:53I think it's just a soccer shirt.
05:54That's strange.
05:55No, not that one.
05:56Flop Pepper.
05:57Flop Pepper.
05:59Look at him.
06:01This guy rock feet.
06:02Maybe they were pointing, like, because they realized they were in the photo.
06:07They don't want to be.
06:09Oh, yeah.
06:09It's not the guy.
06:10It's not me.
06:11Yeah, it's him.
06:11This is the guy.
06:12He's the guy.
06:13He's the sad guy.
06:13He's the sad guy.
06:13He's the sad guy.
06:20He's the sad guy.