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00:00By Autolab, do you have an Autolab technique?
00:03Matthew Diesel, Derry, Tom the Man Mazaway will join us momentarily as I just filled out my picks, Rico, for a little deal here.
00:14What do you notice about my sheet of picks here, Rico?
00:18You went with all favorites but one.
00:21Who is the one?
00:22That would be Roll Tide, Alabama.
00:25You know, for the first time in 72 weeks, Alabama is an underdog in a football game that they play.
00:34I think you do get a little motivation from that.
00:38I have never been sold on Georgia.
00:41Ever.
00:42They're a team that gets so much hype all throughout, year in, year out.
00:47Georgia this, Georgia that.
00:49Got all the talent in the world, then they stubbed their toe.
00:51They're a favorite against Alabama.
00:54You want to know what Georgia is?
00:55Georgia, to me, Georgia's like Northwestern.
00:57The team that, you know, like, the second you really want to buy in, because you're like, okay, maybe this year will be different.
01:04They prove to you why they are Georgia, and they fall short.
01:08Georgia shouldn't win.
01:09Georgia's at home, and I'm with you.
01:11There's no way I'm taking Georgia.
01:13You got Nick Chubb.
01:15Sorry.
01:16I think that's funny inherently, to have a last name of Chubb.
01:20I know.
01:20I just find that to be fantastic.
01:22Nick Chubb versus Derrick Henry.
01:24Yeah, give me Alabama.
01:26So what's your deal this weekend?
01:27You'll be in East Lansing tomorrow?
01:30I may even go tonight if I can get a hotel room.
01:32It's homecoming.
01:33Oh, good for you.
01:33I'm going to try to get one of those last-second cancellations.
01:36You got any boys going back?
01:38Yeah, it's always going to be pretty fair.
01:40Right.
01:40Yeah, so I don't know who's there, but trust me, there'll be somebody.
01:45Right.
01:46So, and then if not, I'll just hang out there tomorrow night.
01:50DJ Jazzy Jeff.
01:52Stop.
01:53He's going to be the DJ at the party that night.
01:54Stop it.
01:55No.
01:56DJ Jazzy Jeff.
01:57How much do you think DJ Jazzy Jeff gets for a party at Michigan State?
02:01Probably a lot.
02:02Like 10 grand, 20 grand?
02:04I'll pick it probably somewhere between 5 and 10 grand, probably.
02:08That's not that much.
02:09I mean, I don't know.
02:10One night?
02:11Yeah, that's true.
02:12Okay, let's just break it down and say he does it by the hour.
02:16Oh, you're right.
02:171,000 bucks an hour.
02:18You're right.
02:19Absolutely.
02:20And then the big East English Village today in...
02:24Gas Tech.
02:24Gas Tech.
02:25That'll be a good one.
02:25What time is that?
02:26I believe that's at 4 o'clock.
02:28Is that at East English?
02:29Yes.
02:29Maybe I'll go to that game.
02:30Yeah, that's close to you.
02:31Yeah, right.
02:32I got to see if my credentials made it.
02:35The MHSAA said that they sent them in the mail this week because I still haven't gotten them.
02:40Uh-oh.
02:41Hopefully they're here because I'm going to need them to go to all the football and all the
02:46U of D games coming up this season.
02:48As D's likes to put it without a Lions game on Sunday, it's a good chance to go to the
02:54Siren Mill.
03:01You like that one, Arikno?
03:03I do.
03:05Yes.
03:05Or yeah, maybe I do.
03:07Sunday I actually may go pick up some cider.
03:10You want me to pick up some cider for you?
03:12I think I'm taking the family on Sunday.
03:14Which one are you going to?
03:15I don't know.
03:16Whatever one Nicole wants to go to.
03:18Is there more than one?
03:19Yes.
03:20It's like Coney Island's, man.
03:22People got their babies.
03:23Really?
03:24There's tons of them.
03:25Well, which one should we go to then?
03:27I don't know anything about the cider mill.
03:28Where do you live in?
03:28You're in Groats Point, though?
03:29Is there one over there?
03:30Because I've never known.
03:31Not one in Groats Point.
03:32I don't think there is.
03:32You've got to go to Westview.
03:34Maybe get some wine.
03:35Where's Westview?
03:37Westview's out in, like, Romeo area.
03:39Okay.
03:40Blake's and Armada is awesome.
03:42Armada.
03:42And they've got hard ciders, too.
03:44But I don't know if you can really take your daughter in that.
03:46I think Armada is one we can shoot for.
03:50I like Yates.
03:52It's out in Rochester.
03:53Yeah, it's out in Rochester.
03:54Rochester's just too far for me.
03:55You've got Franklin Cider Mill.
03:57Don't go to Franklin.
03:58Oh, actually, Franklin's great.
04:00I forgot.
04:01I'm being nice.
04:03Rico wants some cider.
04:05The thing about Franklin, the bees bother me, though.
04:07That's all.
04:07Bees?
04:08Yeah.
04:09Well, because the cider and the apples.
04:10And all the sugar?
04:11Oh, yeah.
04:12Oh, man.
04:12Oh, bees are at all of them.
04:14I'm not trying for that.
04:15The yellow jackets are everywhere at all cider mills.
04:20Because, yeah, they just...
04:21But it is, like Tony said, people get defensive.
04:24You want to start an argument, say you like one particular cider mill over another?
04:29Okay.
04:29Watch the Sparks fly.
04:30Yeah, there really is a controversy there, Rico.
04:32Yeah.
04:33Yeah, it's going to be Lydia's first trip to the Siren Mill on Sunday with no Lions football.
04:39You have to give credit, though, to when we worked at DFN together many years ago.
04:44That was always Sean Belisian's bit was, you know what?
04:47Forget the Lions today.
04:48I'm going to the Siren Mill.
04:49And I said, it's more like the Siren Mill with this football team.
04:52Which one's Blake's?
04:54It's out in Armada.
04:55Armada.
04:56That's the one we're going to.
04:56It's solid.
04:57But there's two different ones.
04:59Okay.
04:59The one that has the four or five different buildings.
05:03The Big Blake.
05:04Do you want to go to the Big Blake?
05:05The Big one.
05:06It also has the...
05:07Because the other Blake's is lost in the county.
05:08I forget about the other Blake's.
05:09They also have, like, a winery and hard cider place in the back.
05:12My wife likes wine.
05:13Does she?
05:14Oh.
05:15Well, the hard...
05:16Good cab?
05:17It's more...
05:17No, it's more hard cider than anything else than wine.
05:19But I think they do have some wine.
05:20Rico, I'll bring you some cider, then.
05:22The tasting room.
05:23It's the tasting room.
05:24Head out there.
05:24Hey, I'll taste it.
05:25Bring me back one of those.
05:26What size is that?
05:27The little jugs?
05:27Those little jugs.
05:28Because I know what size you like.
05:29Yeah.
05:29Bring me back a couple of...
05:30Rinko likes jugs.
05:32I know the size he likes, too.
05:35What's that?
05:35I know the size he likes, too.
05:37See?
05:38Now we're talking.
05:39Hey, can I ask you...
05:39Is Matt coming in here today?
05:41I don't know.
05:41Hey, let me ask you about this, okay?
05:43Maybe.
05:43I need you to be an independent deal here.
05:47Because I...
05:48I'm listening.
05:49I was at Fox 2 with one of my co-workers, and we literally...
05:53Who's that?
05:55Unnamed?
05:55Dan Miller.
05:56Oh, Dapper.
05:57We were...
05:58He's a listener.
05:58We were bent over laughing for 30 minutes on our lunch break, of course.
06:04Okay.
06:05Doing fart noises on the app.
06:07On the app?
06:17Is that not the funniest thing in the world to you?
06:19No.
06:19How do you view farts?
06:21Rico and I are looking at each other like...
06:22Maybe one time it's funny?
06:25No.
06:25You don't think listening to fart noises is funny?
06:29A little.
06:31I mean...
06:31I'm...
06:32What?
06:32What is Dan 12?
06:34Dude.
06:35It's the funniest thing in the world.
06:37I think one time...
06:37I think you set it up, and you told me you were going to it, and then you took out your
06:41phone, and you put it right toward that microphone.
06:43I mean...
06:44I think if you would have just done it, and I wasn't ready for it, maybe I would have
06:47laughed for a second, but yeah, no.
06:49No, but you can't just download a fart app and listen to the different...
06:54Like, whether it's the Bi-Grammy, the Bombarder, the Dirty Raul, the Jack the Ripper, the Burrito
07:03Maximo, and think that's some of the funniest crap you've ever listened to in your life.
07:11Where's your sense of humor?
07:12I thought it was alright.
07:13You kind of set it up.
07:16If you wouldn't have told me, and just...
07:18Well, I was just asking you a question as an independent...
07:20Not so much laugh to this.
07:22Not that funny.
07:23Not so much to laugh to this right now.
07:25I'm not trying to get you to laugh now.
07:26Right.
07:27I'm trying to get a mindset from you.
07:29I think sometimes it can be funny, especially if you've had a few cocktails, and you're around
07:33people, and you decide...
07:35Who says we have?
07:36But you said you were at work.
07:40That's always a part.
07:41This is great.
07:42Wow.
07:43No, I'm trying to get you right now.
07:45We're following...
07:45No!
07:46Yeah, that's an FCC violation.
07:48Are you crazy?
07:49Speaking of FCC, you're listening to WMGC.
07:52Where's Maz?
07:53Maybe Maz will help me.
07:53F-H-D-1, Detroit.
07:55I can't believe you guys are so serious in your life.
07:58I'm not that serious.
07:59I don't think fart noises are that funny.
08:01You've got to remember, my stepson is 12, and occasionally, yes, it's funny.
08:05And, like, he'll bust one out of nowhere and we'll laugh.
08:09But, like, that was okay.
08:11It's not funny.
08:12I mean, not this.
08:14I'm talking about a mindset.
08:15A mindset.
08:16Everybody has a different opinion of what humor it is.
08:19Okay, what kind of humor do you like?
08:21I guess mine is a pair of a little more highbrow than yours.
08:23Well, okay, define highbrow.
08:25Give me a comedian or some skit that you will, like, look at.
08:28Well, you guys know that I laugh at it.
08:30I do Seinfeld nonsense.
08:31Right, right.
08:32Nonsense.
08:32Okay, Seinfeld is great.
08:33Some people tell me, oh, my gosh, get over Seinfeld.
08:35That's on the TV all the time at Fox.
08:37Okay.
08:38What about you, Rico?
08:39I mean, I like a lot of comedians.
08:40Like, I was one of the few people I actually liked Dennis Miller as a comedian.
08:43Okay, do you like, like, Cat Williams?
08:45Every day I'm hustling, hustling, hustling.
08:49It's all right.
08:50It's all right?
08:51Cat Williams?
08:52Cat Williams?
08:53Ten years ago, I thought he was funny.
08:54Oh, man.
08:56You know.
08:57I mean, I like.
08:58I used to like Artie Lang.
08:59He's not funny anymore.
09:01There's not a lot of people that make me laugh.
09:01I like Kevin Hart.
09:02Jimmy Fallon.
09:03I don't think Kevin Hart is funny at all.
09:04I like Jimmy Fallon and some of the bits that he does.
09:06Some of the skits.
09:06Some of the what?
09:07The bits.
09:08What the hell's a bit?
09:09Why?
09:10Can we explain this?
09:11I hear you say this all the time.
09:13Oh, well, that's an old bit.
09:15I mean, what the hell is a bit?
09:18Okay?
09:19That is the best impression of me ever.
09:21Well, that's an old bit.
09:23If someone calls up and says,
09:25Hey, Matt, I've got to be honest.
09:27I've been a Lions fan since 56.
09:30That Ford family, till they sell, that's an old bit.
09:34Their bit is to always discuss.
09:36He wants to know what is the word, bits.
09:39That's what he wants to know.
09:39Why don't you go, oh, that's a tired act, or that's an old argument.
09:43Right, right.
09:43An argument, an act, a skit, a topic.
09:47But he wants to know why the word bit.
09:51That's what he wants to know.
09:52It's an action.
09:53Why don't you call it like Biff, or Biff, or Spiff.
09:58Let me say this.
09:59And I'm not patting myself on the back.
10:02Did you create bit?
10:03No.
10:03Old bit was me.
10:05I brought old bit here from Cleveland, and I stole it from Dan McDowell,
10:09who now hosts the Bob and Dan show at the Ticket in Dallas.
10:14It's one of the best sports shows in the country.
10:15On STO television.
10:17Bob Sturm and Dan McDowell.
10:18Sports time, Ohio.
10:19I worked with Dan in 1996 at WHK in Cleveland, the big one, the large one, the giant, 1420,
10:24for one year.
10:25Okay?
10:26And Dan's comment, he would say, you know, I came in wearing Syracuse here,
10:31and about a weekend with us working together on the morning show, McDowell in the morning,
10:34I did his updates.
10:35He went, another Syracuse shirt, huh?
10:37I mean, that's an old bit.
10:39And I went, and I loved it.
10:40I thought old bit was funny.
10:41And I ended up bringing it here, and then old bit siren was created on the Stoney and
10:45Wojo show, and then boom, old bit.
10:47Everybody says it.
10:49But I stole it from Dan McDowell in Dallas.
10:51I was going to tell Maz about this, too, but you'll have to delay it.
10:55Oh, he ain't talking to you today.
10:56Get in here.
10:57Tom, get in here.
10:58You're a big Seinfeld fan, right?
11:01Of course.
11:01So now are you going to become, are you going to become, oh, don't get, don't, come on.
11:06You guys leave me alone.
11:08Are you guys going to now become Northwestern basketball fans?
11:12I did hear, I did hear that Elaine, hold on, hold on, one thing at a time, Ryan.
11:17Oh, sorry, I thought I was off air.
11:18He's asking about Elaine Bennis, because Elaine Bennis, Julie Louis-Dreyfus, his son,
11:22is a walk-on basketball player at Northwestern.
11:24Stop.
11:24Yeah, did you know that?
11:25Yes, she's on the Northwestern basketball team.
11:27Did you know that, Maz?
11:27He just walked, I did not know that.
11:29Elaine's son is on the Northwestern basketball team.
11:31I'm rooting for Northwestern.
11:32And that's why I was asking, have you guys become Wildcat fans in hoops?
11:35Right.
11:35I love Julie Louis-Dreyfus.
11:36Because I saw, that's why, I tweeted that to you, I sent that to you, and I didn't get
11:40a response.
11:41I didn't know.
11:41Hey, Bob.
11:42I didn't know what you meant.
11:43I figured you would at least hit the article and read it.
11:45Oh, you had to do that?
11:47Sorry, maestro.
11:49Sorry, buddy.
11:49See, that's funny.
11:50That's kind of funny.
11:50Ryan came here and said that fart noises are funny.
11:53Do you think they are?
11:53I work on Drew and Mark's show.
11:55Yeah, that's a good point.
11:56Of course they're funny.
11:58Hilarious.
11:58I thought you had a little bit more highbrow comedy, Rico.
12:08A little bit more highbrow.
12:10Because he just came from nowhere with that.
12:12He doesn't pull up the app.
12:13Well, I just come from somewhere.
12:14You pull up the app, and I know exactly what you're about to do.
12:17What do you think he pulls up?
12:18He's got that in his, uh, whatever?
12:21Pulls it out of his ass?
12:22Now, if he keeps playing it over and over again, no, it's not funny.
12:25Oh, man.
12:27Do you think it?
12:28Oh, but Maz didn't answer the question.
12:29I did.
12:30Ryan, play one off your phone.
12:31It is funny.
12:32Which one do you want?
12:33The Burrito Maximo?
12:33Him and Dan Miller sat around the Fox 2 office yesterday.
12:36On our lunch break.
12:37On our lunch break.
12:38I could see two guys that are working so hard that they're laughing at anything.
12:42Well, because, mind you.
12:44Those guys work 80 hours a week.
12:45Right.
12:46We were so tired, by the way.
12:47They're so happy.
12:48I get four and a half hours a night.
12:49Of course.
12:50I was up all night last night.
12:51Um, the Burrito Maximo.
12:54Oh, man.
12:55Hang on.
12:55By the way, the other day you guys mentioned if you hit the lottery.
12:58If you hit the lottery.
12:59Yeah.
13:00I had your life all planned for you, man.
13:02You keep the radio gig and you dump the TV.
13:04That's it.
13:04Period.
13:05It's like a day off for you.
13:06Easy.
13:06Radio's a day off for you.
13:07Uh, three hours.
13:08I said this today.
13:09I told, uh, Nicole last night, uh, because I came home from Fox 2.
13:13It was $10 million.
13:14I don't think I care about that.
13:15I got home from Fox 2 at 12.15.
13:17She was waiting up for me, which was like the sweetest thing in the world.
13:20And, uh, I said, oh, honey, it's over.
13:22I got, I got a day off tomorrow.
13:24Yeah.
13:25She's like, what are you talking about?
13:26And I was, she's like, you have to do the radio.
13:27I'm like, oh, that's a day off.
13:29Yeah, that's a day off.
13:30Day off.
13:30I know you.
13:31Does it not work at Fox 2?
13:32Yeah.
13:32He looks hard, man.
13:33He does.
13:33No, Ryan's, Ryan's busting.
13:35Ryan's busting it.
13:36He's got two full-time jobs.
13:37I know.
13:37This is a full-time job.
13:38Doing four hours of this.
13:40The days that he has to do four hours of this.
13:42The days are easy.
13:43So, like yesterday, I wake up at 5.30 and I get home at 12.30.
13:48Yes.
13:48That's a day.
13:50And I'm not asking for any pats on the back.
13:52No, but I think it's...
13:53So that's what leads to a lot of my slap happiness, though.
13:57Exactly.
13:57To the point where when you have to sit around with Dapper Dan, and if Jennifer were there,
14:01I bet she would be one of the guys.
14:04She'd be one of the guys.
14:04There isn't a better person in the world than Jennifer Handler.
14:07Would guys man laugh to?
14:08I'm going to start my weekend off, all right?
14:10I guess you're not answering that.
14:11The wood man?
14:12Yeah, would he laugh at me?
14:13No, he's more in line with Rico.
14:14Is he?
14:15Yeah.
14:15He's more in line with Rico?
14:17What does that mean?
14:18More highbrow comedy.
14:19See that?
14:20I don't know.
14:20He went very short.
14:21I don't know.
14:22Those guys don't laugh at that.
14:23He went very short.
14:23Let me tell you something about Woody.
14:25Let me tell you something about Woody's football team, by the way, and also Amy Lang is a hurricane.
14:28Yes.
14:29What has happened in Miami football?
14:31Fire Al Golden.
14:32Did you see the plane flying over the stadium?
14:34You want to know what happened?
14:34In Cincinnati?
14:35Yeah.
14:36In Cincinnati.
14:36A plane flies over, and the tag at the end was, I flew 1,124 miles just to say, hashtag fire Al Golden.
14:45Get out of here.
14:45Yeah, it's fantastic.
14:46No, the funniest one was when they-
14:48Do Miami plane message or something like that.
14:51Real?
14:51I think they flew it.
14:52They played over some team, and Florida and Florida State fans are trying to say, keep
14:58Al Golden.
15:00They're flying banners saying, save his job.
15:03He's your radio.
15:04They were 3-0 going into last night, which obviously Hulk has had some September success.
15:09Right.
15:10But man, I flipped around last night between the football game and an unnamed baseball game
15:15that Maz doesn't want me to talk about.
15:17Which one?
15:18Tribe.
15:19You want to know what's wrong with Miami?
15:24They went away from what got them to be Miami.
15:26They tried to clean up their act, and now they're just beatable.
15:31Back in the day, they would go out and get the killers.
15:34Right.
15:35They would get the bad Cs.
15:36The orange uniforms with the white pants.
15:37They're out there last night, and he's all white.
15:39I didn't know who a team.
15:40At first, I went, who's out there playing?
15:42I didn't even know it was them.
15:43They went out and got the bad Cs and put them in the NFL.
15:47They stopped doing that.
15:48They went squeaky clean, and now they're basically a Mack school.
15:52That's what they are.
15:53They're bad.
15:54They are.
15:54I was flipping around between a bunch of things last night.
15:56Okay, Ron, hit the button.
15:58There it is.
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16:07See you on Monday.
16:08Hey, enjoy your day, y'all.
16:08I appreciate you, Baz.
16:10What happens on Sunday with no Lions on Fox 2?
16:13The siren mill.
16:14Oh, we have a doubleheader.
16:15Isn't that great?
16:16Oh, okay.
16:16Yeah, we have a doubleheader.
16:17You can see some real football.
16:18Woo-hoo!
16:18I'm off Sunday, too.
16:20I'm off Sunday.
16:20Let's get together.
16:21Yeah!
16:24This is this place.
16:26This continues.
16:27Oh, my goodness.
16:28All right, fellas.
16:29There they are, Ryan and Rico, every day.
16:31And if you didn't know, and if you were underneath a rock,
16:33or maybe even out of town, or you...
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