Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the difference between Lisa and Andy's morning routines before getting into work.
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00:00Hi there, good morning, it is Dave and Chuck the Freak here on a Thursday edition of the
00:13show.
00:14How's everyone?
00:14Oh.
00:16It's a good one.
00:17Pitchy keen.
00:19It's a rough start.
00:22Whoa.
00:23I feel like we're on a...
00:24Everybody, hold on.
00:26This is going to be bumpy.
00:27We're like in the middle of Hurricane Matthew over here.
00:31It might as well be.
00:32I might as well wake up in a hurricane, Lisa.
00:35We were talking about the differences in our mornings and how we wake up because we picture,
00:42you know, Lisa gets up in the morning and she's just, you know, makes a coffee and...
00:48It starts off that way sometimes.
00:52I feel like Lisa's got time to have a robe on.
00:55I do.
00:56I'm out of the robe.
00:56I have my coffee.
00:58Yes, this is my routine.
01:00It's all very peaceful and quiet.
01:02Yeah.
01:03I get my thoughts together in the morning.
01:07Yeah, like Lisa's number one main concern in the morning is what to wear.
01:14That is.
01:14And that's what slows me down.
01:16That's her number one thing.
01:17If I don't have it planned the night before.
01:19So the birds bring her different outfits.
01:21Yeah.
01:21It's rough.
01:21And then she's like, no, fly that away.
01:23And they fly away.
01:24And then the more birds come and show her different.
01:27No.
01:27No, blue birds.
01:28Not that one today.
01:29I think I wore that about three and a half months ago.
01:31Yeah.
01:31I have to calculate when I wore it last.
01:34Yeah.
01:34And then I have to.
01:36Well, maybe it's going to be a little bit cool in the studio today.
01:38I don't guarantee that.
01:42So that's at least a way morning.
01:44Slow, kind of fun, getting ready for the day.
01:48And then there's the Andy Green morning, which is a little.
01:51I'm like, oh, God.
01:53Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:56It is 542.
01:59Oh, boy.
02:00Oh, thanks for the root beer winged demon.
02:05I'm going to get in my car now and really press the envelope and hold the dice on the old
02:11life here.
02:13Get out of the way.
02:15I have fat jokes to make.
02:18Get out of the way.
02:22Better stop at a gas station.
02:23I'm running out of gas.
02:24Oh, Jesus Christ.
02:26I'm always out.
02:27Can I get two five-hour energies?
02:28Can I get two five-hour energies, old man?
02:31I'm always out of gas the day that I'm the most late.
02:34Yeah, me too, dude.
02:35I don't know why that is.
02:37But every time I'm like, oh, God.
02:39And then I jump in the car and I look and it's like right on E.
02:42I'm like, no.
02:43I've got $4.25.
02:45We'll get me that.
02:45Shh.
02:48No.
02:51And then I pull in.
02:53I emergency spot it.
02:54Your hair today was.
02:56Yeah, your hair.
02:57It was all crazy.
03:00I'm thankful you have the headphones to keep it back.
03:02It does.
03:02That helps.
03:03Bring it down.
03:04I'm so thankful for these headphones.
03:06Yeah.
03:06Because you guys might be a little too busy to really know what's going on over here.
03:12You know?
03:14It brings the volume down.
03:17It does a little less volume.
03:19Turn that bitch down a little bit.
03:21Because I haven't shaved my beard in a while, so I'm looking very mountain man-y.
03:29You know?
03:29It's just, uh, it is.
03:32Like I said, my alarm rings and then, like, a black, red-eyed, winged demon is like,
03:38Welcome to Thursday, binge.
03:41Slaps me in the face.
03:44Kicks me in my ass.
03:45Turns over like the sands of time.
03:48Like an egg timer and then an hourglass made of pure blood.
03:53Yeah, exactly.
03:54Tears of children.
03:55You don't have much time left.
03:57I'm like, you're right, winged demon, it's Thursday.
04:01You're going to lose everything.
04:03Then I get here and I jog here from the other side of the goddamn building.
04:08Oh.
04:09And I just want you guys to think I have it, uh, together.
04:12Yeah.
04:12And we're busy getting ready to go on.
04:15We're like, okay, what do we got?
04:15What are you doing?
04:16And then Andy comes busting through the door.
04:18Hey!
04:19I'm like, dude, what a miracle.
04:21What a miracle it is that I'm here right now.
04:23You guys don't even, like a Jesus Christ personal miracle.
04:30Oh, there is a vast difference in morning routines.
04:33That is my morning.
04:34Yeah.
04:34No, no doubt.
04:35Yep.
04:36I thought my morning was stressful.
04:38You're not in the game, lady.
04:40You got nothing on Andy Green's morning.
04:43Lisa's up an hour and a half early.
04:44Come on.
04:45The green bean wake up routine?
04:47Oh.
04:48Robin, like, wakes me up all sweetly, too.
04:50So I'm just like, eight, five, five, 20.
04:53You might want to get started.
04:54You're like.
04:55And I'm like, that's fine.
04:56Five more minutes.
04:57Oh, I've made egregious air.
05:02Oh, boy.
05:03But I'm here.
05:04You are here.
05:05You made it.
05:06It's good.
05:07Someone said we should do a montage of Andy entering the riff with Let the Bodies Hit
05:11the Floor in the background.
05:12You were jogging through that.
05:13Oh, dude.
05:14There's been times.
05:15What was it?
05:16Last Friday was another one of these.
05:19And I jogged all the way up here.
05:21And I was just like, I can't come in here and be like.
05:26Yeah.
05:26You can compose yourself.
05:28So I'm trying to, like, calm it down so you guys don't see.
05:31I'm like.
05:35Yeah.
05:35As long as you don't have to talk.
05:37Like, you're okay at that second.
05:39Gasping for sweet air.
05:40Talk amongst yourselves for a second.
05:41Well, no matter how we got here, we're here on this Thursday morning.
05:44And we're going to get to a first check of RIP news in just a moment.