Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how not hitting the snooze can make your day start better which leads to Chuck and Andy sharing the ways they used to be woken up.
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00:00There, I should probably not do this today, but there's a list of the 10 things you should
00:17do on the first 10 minutes of your day to make that day better.
00:20Oh, Jesus.
00:22So I figured, I wonder how many I've done.
00:25Why not on a Tuesday?
00:26Yeah.
00:27I wonder how many I've done.
00:30See if you, um, there's some changes you guys can make and make your day better.
00:34Yeah, exactly.
00:35I've been making a lot of changes.
00:37You know me, Lace, I'm always trying to change everything for the better.
00:42Yeah.
00:43I try to, I try to optimize myself.
00:46I'm always just trying to be a better Andy.
00:51Well, how can you be a better Andy or Chuck or James or Lisa or Dave?
00:56Here's what we can do.
00:57Let's find out.
00:57Or Jason the Jew.
00:58We're up one ounce, not on that list.
01:00Oh, I doubt it.
01:01Oh, shenanigans on your list, Dave.
01:02Yeah.
01:03No.
01:04Uh, don't hit snooze.
01:05Oh, wow.
01:06I already screwed that up.
01:07Yeah, me too.
01:08So you always, you guys always press snooze?
01:11Once at least.
01:12A snooze is such an ingrained part of my morning.
01:14It starts, my snooze starts at 4.15, which is the time I intend to hit the floor.
01:18Yeah, my snooze is intentional.
01:21Like, it is.
01:23I snooze for an hour.
01:24Do you really?
01:26Do you really?
01:26I hit it like 10 times.
01:27Wow.
01:28See, I don't because it just breaks up my sleep.
01:31Oh, I'd rather just sleep right through and then wake up when I'm supposed to wake up.
01:36Oh, man, I've slept in for an hour.
01:38Now I can go get up and go to work.
01:38Oh, you feel like you can trick yourself?
01:40Yeah.
01:40I know.
01:41I realized I used to snooze a lot, hit the snooze, but it just, I'd wake up and be like,
01:45oh, 10 more minutes.
01:46Yeah.
01:46Instead of, and then I thought, I can just sleep right through until the exact time I need
01:50to wake up and then I'll wake up like, oh.
01:52I leave myself time for one snooze if I need it.
01:54One snooze.
01:55One snooze.
01:55I got one snooze.
01:56Maybe on a day I might need it, but I rarely use it.
01:59Some guy says, number one, masturbate every morning.
02:03Yeah, I couldn't do that.
02:04Yeah, that would work opposite for me.
02:06That would go right back to sleep.
02:08Yeah.
02:09You guys would be calling and calling.
02:15Chuck?
02:18Patty, could you wake Chuck up, please?
02:20Yeah, Patty, could you wake him up?
02:21Yeah.
02:21Oh, yeah, that's true.
02:23Get up, you son of a bitch!
02:27Dave's calling again!
02:30That is honestly our biggest fear.
02:32It is crazy you've had to call the house before.
02:34Oh, yeah.
02:35I've had to call his dad.
02:36Many times.
02:37I go way back to when he lived with his parents.
02:39Yeah.
02:39I had to call his dad.
02:40The bride should be, Charlie!
02:42Yep.
02:42Charlie, get up!
02:43Hold on, Dave.
02:44And the thing is, my dad wouldn't say like, okay, Dave, I'll go get him up.
02:49He'd take Dave with him.
02:50Yeah.
02:52I'd hear him.
02:53Oh, come on.
02:53Let's go.
02:54Down the hall.
02:54Let's go get him, Dave.
02:55Open the bed.
02:55Charlie!
02:56Dave would ride along with you.
02:58Dave would hear the whole process.
02:59Like, if I, when I'm finally, you know, the dad who's getting the phone call the way growing
03:05up, I'll be like, yeah, I'll get him up.
03:07See you later.
03:07Bye-bye.
03:08Bye.
03:08You know?
03:09Like, I'll have the decency to hang the phone up and not, Charlie!
03:16You damn idiot!
03:19It was all very awkward.
03:20And then he'd put Chuck on the phone.
03:21He'd make Chuck talk.
03:22Talk to Dave!
03:24Talk to him!
03:24Dave, I'm up, obviously.
03:27You heard that whole thing.
03:28Yeah, I know you're up now.
03:29I heard that your dad get up and walk down the hall.
03:32Uh-huh.
03:32You gotta physically touch me.
03:35I mean, your voice isn't gonna do it.
03:39This guy said, just got a morning Hummer.
03:42Great way to start the day.
03:43Wow.
03:44Is there a better way to start the day than that?
03:47Probably not.
03:47The only thing better would be two morning Hummers.
03:52Jesus.
03:53Oh, you're right, a double Hummer?
03:54I could die from that.
03:55Robin used to wake me up with the beginning of the, I think it's, whatever that Prince
03:59song is where he's like, ladies and gentlemen.
04:01Oh!
04:02It sounds like a spaceship's landing.
04:04Delivered.
04:05We're gathered here today.
04:07I hate that song now.
04:10But it used to scare the crap out of me because it sounds like an alien has come into the bedroom
04:15and is about to approach you and take you somewhere.
04:19I wake up and it's like, meee.
04:21Like somebody on the organ.
04:22And it only plays that little bit of the song, usually.
04:27Yeah.
04:27It'll start and then it stops.
04:29But then it'll go back to ladies and gentlemen again.
04:32Oh, Jesus.
04:33It was crazy.
04:34When is this?
04:35Yeah, that's it.
04:35Yeah, yeah, that's it.
04:36Yeah, I hate it.
04:37Gave me a bad feeling.
04:38It was like three months where I woke up to this.
04:41Electric word, life, it means forever.
04:44And that's a mighty life.
04:45It was so loud you wouldn't even imagine.
04:50It sounded like Prince was in my bedroom.
04:53Well, I've never been here.
04:56You can always see this.
04:57It's so weird to wake up to.
04:59So it wouldn't get into the fun stuff.
05:02No, just this part.
05:03This part.
05:04Here we go.
05:04So it stops.
05:05Wow, it sounds like the ghost of Prince is haunting me.
05:09See, because this could get Lisa.
05:11Lisa's like, oh, this is good.
05:13Yeah.
05:13Yeah.
05:13Yeah, we'll never make it to that.
05:16See, it never got to this part.
05:17Because I thought something horrifying was happening that was outside of the realm of
05:25science.
05:26I was like, somebody's in the room, the voice.
05:30Something's happening.
05:32God himself is sucking.
05:35Ladies and gentlemen.
05:38Oh, wow.
05:39Great.
05:40Andy, wake up.
05:42Andy's terrified.
05:45When we come back here.
05:47No.