Dave & Chuck the Freak review the sexual conquests of a comedian and Dave can't believe the women this guy has been with and becomes frustrated by the results.
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00:00all right so you know of my hatred for david spade yes yeah i can't really pinpoint it i
00:12don't know when it started i think at one point i didn't mind the guy yeah you know when he was
00:16with chris farley and then he switched though from you know okay to horribly annoying to me
00:23but he does get a lot of the ladies i don't understand and this is a pairing that doesn't
00:26make sense at all david spade and naya riviera were spotted um at a resort in hawaii now if you
00:33don't know her name she was from the tv show glee i'm going to show you some pictures of her
00:36because it's pretty um this is her this was these this is just recent this in hawaii she just took
00:44these pictures this is her this is her body this is her this is her body look at her body look at
00:51those tits look at that body yeah david spade's hitting that he does he gets all the women i
00:58don't know i don't understand it look at that body yeah that's insane dave's turned into a top 40 song
01:03he's like girl look at that body girl look at that body you know with everybody
01:22playboy playmate of the month like that's who he has a baby with yeah yeah and that was an oops i think
01:28oh that was a big oops yeah yeah you don't yeah oops on her because she let david spade put his
01:33semen in her well no because she's getting paid i'm sure yeah uh he's got game apparently he's got a
01:40lot of games how does he he looks like a white trash out what how does he have games how do we
01:49wait okay we'll go through the list okay let's go this is gonna really make david spade's conquest
01:54so yeah because this is gonna make dave super charlotte mckinney charlotte mckinney you're kidding
02:00me she's from that she's better look at his picture of that alabaster tis
02:07jesus christ she's better than the current yes okay charlotte mckinney he's been with
02:12i don't know look at that exotic bitch
02:15what the hell i don't know who she is it's jasmine waltz she's gorgeous
02:20um okay look at that exotic bitch i don't know does he have kids with this one
02:27playboy playmate he was yeah cute little girl okay i don't know nikki whalen she's an australian
02:33actress so she's got an australian accent harman electra of course he's dated all the whores um
02:38heather lock here holy hell every whore in hollywood jillian barbary that horrible tv host sarah
02:46foster foster
02:51britney daniel i love britney daniel
02:55god damn he's winning that horrible taste yeah that was on joe dirt
02:58she was his co-star with him with the hair like that oh my god you know you know that he was in
03:04character and she was like just give it to the mom from my own family they're holding hands
03:12it keeps going i know it's who's this allen does he have another she's a cutie
03:18i've never heard dave yelling alabaster titties in an angry way before
03:24usually he's like look alabaster titties but today he was like alabaster titties
03:28he's angry he's angry they're beautiful christy swanson he's been with everybody dude
03:33she was like the tv the vampire slayer
03:36terry hatchrell tv superwoman
03:42jennifer rubin oh she looks like his mom
03:45who is that that's a woman who should be with david who is that when he was super high
03:49who's that jennifer rubin i don't know she's nasty she's awful kelly mccarty it's starting to get
03:55worse yeah it's starting we're going yeah this is the bottom of the barrel that's it though that's
03:58it i don't know how he dated that other one in the mix of all those um charlie from rochester has
04:05a comment about david spade i can't believe david spade's hitting naya riviera hi charlie
04:11uh no i was just gonna say um i had the pleasure of working with david spade a few times with the
04:16venetian in las vegas i was stage managing his show i mean he was just a gem to work with he's just
04:22uh are you did he pay you are you a relative what the hell no no not at all no not at all i have
04:28nothing bad to say about the guy yep all right thanks for calling it so that's how he does it
04:32like these chicks are in hollywood so like 99.9 of dudes are just huge uber douches that are full of
04:38themselves yeah and he's a normal guy and he's actually nice and funny yeah i do think
04:44even lisa's up lisa's right in the spade train just to piss me off
04:50whatever yeah he's pretty hot yeah pretty good looking come on
04:56lisa's right in the spade train
05:02is he got a huge hog too is he got a huge no he's got a time the world's tiniest dick you know i don't
05:08think so he looks like he's got a tiny little dick oh man it's just aggravating i don't understand
05:15it it doesn't make sense lisa's riding the spade train just to stop me
05:36he was upset lisa knew it was gonna upset him too she's like let's go to the
05:41talk oh she did she was having such joy when she scrolled past that exotic
05:46bitch amazing to me she knows i like exotic bitches
05:50that was funny look at that exotic
05:55i've never heard that in my life i've never never heard anything like that in my life
06:02look at that exotic
06:05i could just imagine like walking around with dave and he sees look at that exotic
06:10bitch