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00:00Okay, guys, just this way. Now, here we are at the murder house. Murder house. Murder house.
00:14Where the coma killer hatched his wicked clay. Now, just for an extra ten of your finest English
00:23pals, we can get his lover out for a cheeky picture. So, yes we can. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:33What the hell is going on? Oh, look, it's Sonia. It's Bianca's podcast. It's gone viral.
00:39And after the Kim Florence had picked up, well, my followers, they want a grand tour.
00:43They want to see where it actually happened. Just get rid of them. Now.
00:46Well, catch you in. 70.30. Sonia, it's not personal. It's just business.
00:53I love you. Mum, what is it? Don't worry about me. Now, I heard you again in the night when
01:01I was feeding Julia. I, um, keep dreaming about him. You know, your grandma Dot would have said
01:09that's a visitation. Your dad checking in on you. I hope so. So, what's wrong with you?
01:19Your auntie Bianca. That's what. No refunds.
01:25Oh, well, Paul. Come on.
01:27That's ridiculous. Yeah. Okay, okay, what are you... Okay, what are you... Why have you got this way?
01:31Yeah? There's more. There's more. The garage. The garage. The garage.
01:34Hurry up. You're doing it, yeah.
01:37Oh, you're gonna have to eat something at some point, Stacey.
01:41You see, she's still just lying there, staring at the ceiling.
01:48I wish I could lay in bed all day.
01:49Oh, for goodness sake, Lily, she's depressed.
01:52What, with everything that's happened and then what's happened to your dad stall and you?
01:56You telling her that you wish that she was dead, that hasn't helped.
01:59I didn't mean it.
02:00Well, why can't you just walk up the stairs and open the door and tell her that?
02:05I'll have to go.
02:10Go! Go away!
02:13To be honest, I'd better sleep in Reece's lock-up than on that setting last night.
02:16I'll give it a rest. Well, you're lucky if it was just a few nights then, eh?
02:19Well, where am I supposed to go?
02:20Listen, V, I'm sorry, Mum. It's a mad-ass in there and it's just...
02:24It's just... I'm sorry.
02:26You heard, Kat, there is no room at the inn, darling, all right?
02:28It's Easter, not Christmas, you doughnut.
02:30Oh, well, how can I refuse you, Bianca, when you're being so nice?
02:33Right, boys, come and fight you, Cam, let's go! See you later.
02:36Oh, look! There's the woman that Cold World took hostage.
02:40And the one who survived to tell the tale.
02:43So, V, say hello to your fans.
02:45Well, technically, they're mine, but you know what I mean.
02:47I'm not interested. Go away!
02:50Rude.
02:52So, what will you do next?
02:53I don't know. I'll tolerate you.
02:56Okay.
02:57Okay.
02:58So, we can exclusively take you to the fox and hair this way.
03:05Yeah, follow us.
03:06Yeah.
03:07Where the killer got a final haircut.
03:10Just go and speak to Sonia again, yeah?
03:12Say sorry.
03:13I've done that.
03:14Have you really, eh?
03:16Or is it through gritted teeth with all guns a-blazing?
03:19Yeah, I know.
03:20I shouldn't have done the podcast, not without her permission, and you know that.
03:26I mean, you just swallow your pride and make it right.
03:28She said that we're not sisters anymore.
03:31I wish I had a pound for every time I said it to my sisters.
03:35She didn't mean it.
03:36All right, darling.
03:37All right, darling.
03:37Hey, can I help you, mate?
03:51No.
03:52Look, I mean, it's a good thing, ain't it?
04:09Ruby leaving means that you'll have to hook for the fire.
04:13Me too.
04:15She took my brother.
04:17All I got left of my dad.
04:19Just because my mum made us stick to that stupid lie.
04:21Yeah.
04:22Really?
04:23Have you got any more?
04:25No, that was the end of it.
04:28Can't you get some?
04:29I really need it right now.
04:30I haven't got any more money.
04:32Have you got any?
04:36No.
04:38What can we do?
04:41Um, I mean, if you can get some money, I can put a call in.
04:46Yeah?
04:47Okay.
04:47All right, cool.
04:48I'll see you.
04:49I'll see you.
04:51Mum's got a tan already.
04:54There's no way she's using the fat of 50, I gave her.
04:57Well, her and your auntie will be on the cooking hall, mate.
04:59Mark, Mark, words.
05:00You all right, Mum?
05:00Oh, hi.
05:01Hi, everybody.
05:03Ah, you look on as bright red as your mum's bikini lines, boy.
05:07Just asked to go out.
05:08I mean, what's the worst that can happen?
05:10Oh, I don't know.
05:10Getting dangled off a railway bridge?
05:12No.
05:13We've smoothed it all over with a pan of sauce.
05:16Yeah, but still, I find he's into alphas, you know?
05:19Tats, muscles, facial hair.
05:21I can't help you with tattoos, but muscles?
05:25No, that is a different matter.
05:28No offence, Dad, but I think I've seen more meat on a butcher's apron.
05:32I don't pretend I never heard that.
05:34Anyway, I'm not talking about me.
05:36I'll get your brother to train you, bulk you up.
05:39No, no, Harry won't help.
05:42No, Bob.
05:43You leave him to me.
05:48We'll get bored eventually.
05:50Is this my life now?
05:52Rhys Colwell's ex.
05:54People wanting to gawp at me every time I step out the front door.
05:58And what about the baby?
06:00You know, how much is this going to impact on her growing up?
06:03Constantly in his shadow.
06:04Mum.
06:04Yeah, I just...
06:06I don't see anything to this, you know that...
06:08Oh, this is all I need now.
06:11But you can't ignore her forever.
06:17What part of never come back did you not understand?
06:19Jean, the bacon's burning.
06:27Winston!
06:28Your bap's ready!
06:29No, you...
06:30You can't serve it like that.
06:31It's burnt.
06:32It's crispy.
06:33It's meant to be like that.
06:34Perfectly fine.
06:36It's...
06:36It's on the house.
06:38Yeah.
06:39Very nice.
06:40You on the sausage, Bob?
06:41Yeah, please.
06:41Yep.
06:46You're not the usual girl.
06:47No.
06:48But you as your girl's decided to stay in bed all day.
06:51No, it feels...
06:52It feels to be much better, but, um...
06:55I still have bad days.
06:57I couldn't get him out of the house.
06:59It's not funny.
06:59What a pair, eh?
07:01It's not funny.
07:04It's stupid.
07:07Hey.
07:08The house is down there, and that's not something else.
07:16Take a break, Jean.
07:18Before you're bankrupt, it's with all the food feed-a-man's giveaway.
07:28Uh, yeah, just another eight, please.
07:30Thanks.
07:31Bye.
07:33Avani!
07:36Did you not hear me calling after you?
07:38Yeah.
07:39Hey.
07:39What's happening, you two?
07:42Just trying to get my friend back.
07:44Well, I ain't interested in having fake friends, so do one, grass.
07:48Avani!
07:48What?
07:49I mean, you ain't any better either.
07:51I told you that I didn't want what happened reporting,
07:54but you went and done it anyway.
07:56Now this nightmare's just gonna go on and on.
07:58Avani, those police...
08:00It didn't happen to you, it happened to me.
08:02Okay?
08:02It was my decision.
08:04Now both of you, leave me alone.
08:10Bit of a hothead, that one.
08:12I don't know where she gets it from.
08:13I've got an idea.
08:23Oh, thanks for that, Son.
08:25You know, there's no at-water at Katz once her lot of all been in there.
08:28Thank Bex, not me.
08:30Sonia, have you seen this?
08:32Hashtag the coma killer.
08:34Photo of me.
08:35Our house in the background, and these comments.
08:38That silly cow got herself into this mess.
08:40She put Rhys under pressure because she wanted a kid.
08:42They're blaming me.
08:44It's probably just some keyboard warrior.
08:46You know, one person that hasn't been out of his pit of a bedroom
08:49for the last three months.
08:50They've been at my door taking my photo.
08:53Now, I've got a baby in here.
08:54I don't even know if it's safe to stay.
08:55Of course it's safe.
08:56You're 100% sure on that, are you?
08:58I'll call the producer again and tell us to take it down.
09:01It's too late.
09:02The damage has been done.
09:04What can I do?
09:05How can I help to fix it?
09:07You've done enough.
09:08Now, I'm gonna take Julia out for a walk,
09:10and when I get back, you better not be here.
09:19Fancy a donut to go with that coffee?
09:21Oh, that's hilarious.
09:23Any news from your mates down the station?
09:24They're not my mates.
09:26All right, and these things, they just take time.
09:28Well, can't you fast-track it or something?
09:30Look, it don't work that way, does it?
09:31Well, make it work.
09:33Find out what's happening.
09:34I mean it.
09:35I really don't appreciate being ambushed.
09:41They're really struggling, especially of Arnie.
09:46Look, I really wish I could help.
09:48All right, but it's out of my hands now.
09:50Actually, Dad, you can help.
09:53You said you're out tonight, yeah?
09:55Yeah.
09:55Sorry, no drivers just now, my friend, Mrs. Gomez.
10:03Okay.
10:04Bye.
10:05Ah, she's been good as gold, thankfully,
10:08because the phones ain't stopped ringing.
10:09Right, there you go.
10:11I ain't even had my lunch yet.
10:13Cats, Cavs?
10:13No, sorry, nothing had someone up for three-ish.
10:19Well, it's no need to be rude, mate.
10:21Unbelievable.
10:24Why don't you go and have lunch?
10:26I'll come down the phones for a bit.
10:27You're 14.
10:28I'm nearly 15.
10:30And I've been in there loads with cash, you won't mind.
10:34I could do with extra cash.
10:35Oh.
10:36How much cash?
10:3850 quid.
10:39For half an hour.
10:4115 quid.
10:42Please.
10:44Charlie needs the extra summer clothes, and...
10:46I feel bad asking Mum.
10:5030 quid.
10:5115.
10:5320.
10:58Any problems, call me, eh?
11:00I think she's genuinely sorry, you know.
11:19It's too late.
11:21Is it, though?
11:22Really?
11:23Look, I know Aunty B did a stupid thing, but she didn't mean to hurt you.
11:26Yeah, but she has.
11:28She has hurt me.
11:29And I can't forgive her, not this time.
11:31Well, he's won, then.
11:32Hasn't he?
11:33Another thing Rhys has taken from you.
11:36Your own sister.
11:37Please leave me alone.
11:40Okay, so why don't you tell us what it was like being locked up all that time with that psychopath?
11:44Get lost, Kim!
11:45Will you just stop doing that?
11:47You thought you was going to die there, didn't you, Bianca?
11:50Yeah, no food.
11:51Have to go to a toilet in a bucket.
11:53Now, that's proper trauma.
11:54But you know what?
11:56You got through it.
11:57And you are a survivor, Bea.
11:59Please, please.
12:00Let me out of here.
12:02Holding you pretty.
12:03Now, all I want is a little selfie.
12:05I didn't want any of this.
12:06Just leave it out.
12:07If you don't go leave her alone, I'm calling the police.
12:09Who are doing nothing from?
12:11Yeah, all right, all right.
12:12You know what?
12:12Let's go.
12:13Yeah, let's meet you.
12:14Come on.
12:15Go on, come on.
12:16Come on, come on.
12:18Come on, come on, come on, come on.
12:19There you go.
12:20Julie, calm down.
12:21Oh, God.
12:22Focus when you're breathing.
12:23So, let's get her inside.
12:31Hello?
12:33Well, you might like to know that young Lily stepped right up to the plate.
12:36Really?
12:37Yeah, she wanted to earn a bit of cash to buy Charlie some new clobber.
12:41Didn't want to bother her mum, so she's currently manning the cab office.
12:45But she's only 14.
12:46She's altering the phones.
12:48Anyway, she said, Kat wouldn't mind.
12:54Look, I know Lily said something stupid to Stacey and A at the moment, but I think maybe
13:02sometimes we forget that she's just a kid, maybe.
13:06You know?
13:09Is this your word telling me I should say sorry?
13:11I'm just being a stupid man.
13:23You know very well that was another panic attack.
13:25You know what I said the other day about Tony and Whit?
13:31Well, that crossed the line.
13:32You've got nothing to apologise, boss.
13:37This is all on me.
13:40And like I said, I just really didn't mean to earn you.
13:43Listen, please, please just stop.
13:45All right, please.
13:48Listen, Bex is right.
13:51I mean, look at us.
13:53We're letting him win.
13:54We're letting him come between us.
13:57No.
13:57All right, no more.
14:00I am not going to let that man destroy anything else in my life.
14:05It's done.
14:06It's over.
14:09Rhys can't hurt us anymore.
14:11No, he can't.
14:15We should celebrate.
14:17What?
14:19Celebrate what?
14:21You moving back in.
14:25That's a takeaway.
14:26And a bottle of wine.
14:29Why don't we just go out?
14:31We haven't been out in ages.
14:33Yeah.
14:34Let's do it.
14:40Hey, um, could I grab a tea, please?
14:43Of course you can.
14:52I missed you at the funeral.
14:59I get it.
15:00I get it why you didn't come.
15:02So, how are you doing?
15:07Look, listen, I, um, I'm going to speak to Ruby when the dust settles and make sure that
15:13we see Roman soon.
15:15Like, I can't believe what she did to Dad's doll, but I want to keep our little brother
15:20in our lives.
15:21So I'm just going to have to suck it up, I guess.
15:25I have to go off.
15:26Wait, Lily, I'll get you.
15:28Lily, wait.
15:29Lily, have you been smoking weed?
15:35Where's Lily?
15:35She was, uh, man in the place.
15:40Why?
15:40Are you joking?
15:41Well, she said you wouldn't mind.
15:43She's just a kid.
15:45What's the matter with you?
15:46Where's my petty cash, God?
15:54Huh.
15:56It's not what you think.
15:57I've just spent three months in Thailand.
15:59I know that smell.
16:00And I can see it in your eyes.
16:01You're stoned.
16:04Lily, talk to me.
16:08I just had one this morning.
16:10Just, I'll block everything out.
16:14Okay.
16:15Okay, so what?
16:17Well, you're going to get wasted every single day
16:19when you've got a little girl who needs her mummy.
16:24How do you cope?
16:28I'm not.
16:29Really.
16:31I'm just surviving.
16:33But I think back to Shaquille.
16:36My mum also talks about him.
16:39To Arthur about his uncle, Shaquille.
16:40And I remember that it gets it a little bit easier.
16:44Day by day.
16:47But right now,
16:48with the drugs,
16:50or the booze,
16:51or whatever,
16:52you are just delaying it.
16:54Because the grief is going to hit harder at some point, Lily.
17:02No, not right now.
17:03Kat's mummy's gone missing,
17:04and, um, well, he was the last one in the office.
17:06Do you know who took it?
17:08No, I'll talk about it later, all right?
17:13I've had to pay for it somehow.
17:15So you nicked the money?
17:17How much?
17:19Just under a hundred.
17:22But, um,
17:23I've already given some to Varney, though,
17:25for the...
17:26Which Kat goes to the police?
17:32I wasn't even thinking.
17:33I've got to sort this out.
17:35And how are you going to do that, exactly?
17:38Right, I'm going to give you the cash.
17:39What?
17:40To pay Kat back.
17:42But on one condition,
17:44is you ditch the weed.
17:45Barton,
17:49Dad, he can barely lift a toilet seat,
17:50let alone a dumbbell.
17:51I'm asking nicely, boy.
17:53But me and him,
17:55we'll be kicking lumps at each other in five seconds.
17:57Come on, I've got to promise to help him.
17:59Build his confidence up.
18:00Get him a PT.
18:01And where do I find one of them?
18:03Right here.
18:04There you go.
18:05It's like the planet saw a lion in.
18:08See you later.
18:08See you, kid.
18:09You having a laugh, aren't you?
18:16Me and you,
18:17we've got to live on the same square, haven't we?
18:19Drinking the same boozer.
18:21Eating the same caff.
18:23I'm willing to let bygones be bygones.
18:26Yeah?
18:27Why do you want to help my Barney?
18:29Because he's a good kid.
18:31I like him,
18:32and you said something about his confidence.
18:34Yeah, well, that was a private conversation.
18:36Kate, look.
18:36I was like him at that age, yeah?
18:40All it took was one teacher.
18:42Believed in me.
18:43Helped train me.
18:46Changed everything.
18:51All right.
18:56Nice one.
19:03Hey.
19:05Are you busy tonight?
19:06I'm having a party.
19:09Yeah?
19:10What are you going to play?
19:11Pass the parcel.
19:13Pin the tail on the donkey.
19:15No,
19:16but I need you to liven it up a bit.
19:22Receive control.
19:23On our way to arrest the suspect.
19:26It's okay.
19:28Breathe.
19:29Relax.
19:30See,
19:30if they're not here for you,
19:32it's not happening again.
19:33Okay?
19:34Okay.
19:35They're gone.
19:39But I will stay here with you
19:41for as long as you need.
19:43Yeah?
19:47It's what makes four.
19:52So what time's this party, then?
19:53Oh, look at how far I was over there
19:59checking you out.
20:00Oh.
20:01I am never going for a guy in glasses again.
20:04Talking of race.
20:05Can I ask you something?
20:07Well, you're going to anyway.
20:09What exactly did you see in him?
20:11I mean, what made you think,
20:12I'm going to sleep with that bloke.
20:16Obviously, he wasn't the size of his...
20:18Cuba!
20:20It's on you, daycare.
20:23I don't know.
20:25He was quirky.
20:26I like that.
20:28Like a nerd.
20:29Oh, he was smart.
20:31Oh, I thought he was.
20:32You know, interested in the world.
20:34Just different to all the men around here,
20:36I suppose.
20:37Anyway, you can talk.
20:38Stay to some of your exes.
20:39Let's say we're wife killers.
20:42To say?
20:43Just a little bit.
20:44Yeah.
20:46Ah.
20:47Good, darling.
20:48I've got some news for you.
20:49Auntie Bea is moving back in,
20:51although I'm not sure how long for,
20:52if she carries on the way she's going.
20:54It's great news.
20:55Yeah.
20:57You all right?
20:58I, um...
21:00I just can't stop thinking about Dad.
21:02I mean, Lily is struggling too.
21:05Trying to support her.
21:06Sort of big sisters before, ain't it?
21:07Your dad would be very, very proud of you, sweetheart.
21:11So, we were just discussing
21:12all of the useless blokes
21:14that we've been stuck with over the years,
21:15your dad aside, obviously.
21:18So we thought from now on,
21:20we would only have ten out of tens.
21:24Nines, eights, and...
21:25I mean, honestly, I'd take seven, of course.
21:27Listen, I've got the baby,
21:29I've got you two,
21:30I don't need another man in my life
21:32causing chaos.
21:34I would drink to that.
21:34Yeah.
21:35There you go.
21:35Oh!
21:36Oh, I love this one.
21:37Let's have a boogie.
21:38Come on, do it.
21:39I'll just sit here and drink.
21:41Watch.
21:41Oi!
22:00We don't want sickos like you stalking us.
22:03So just stay away from me and Sonia,
22:05otherwise you're going to regret it.
22:06You don't recognise me, do you?
22:15It's been a long time, Bianca.
22:17Fast becoming my favourite customer.
22:31I like to start handing out loyalty cards.
22:33Yeah, I've got a party to go to later.
22:35It's got total ball fest written all over it, though, so...
22:38You want to spice me, girl?
22:40That's my girl.
22:41Thanks.
22:53I'll see you later.
22:56Enjoy your party?
22:57Yeah, I will now.
22:58Yeah, I got it.
23:05Goodbye.
23:06You know, the last time I saw you, you was about, what, five?
23:09Eight.
23:10Eight.
23:10Oh, you was a ball of fire then.
23:13I remember you...
23:14How'd you find us?
23:16Well, you're famous now.
23:23So, how's your mum?
23:25You don't get to talk to me about her.
23:27Bianca...
23:28She told me everything when you left.
23:32Quite the charmer, weren't you?
23:34That was a long, long time ago.
23:37Yeah.
23:39Definitely in the past.
23:40What are you doing here?
23:45I've had time to, you know, think.
23:49And when I heard the podcast, I thought,
23:51oh, this is a sign that I should make contact.
23:55No, I just want to...
23:56I just want to explain things.
23:59I want to make up for all those lost years.
24:04Bianca.
24:05Bianca.
24:10Just walk away.
24:16Please don't come back round here.
24:20Do you understand?
24:21Do you understand?
24:21Do you understand?
24:29Do you understand?
24:30Do you understand?
24:38Do you understand?
24:42Do you understand?
24:44Yes, it is.
24:46Boys, cultural Schutzwall...
24:46Roux...
24:48...
24:48I don't know where else she could possibly be.
25:04Lily?
25:06Lily, you here?
25:08Yeah, just changing to Ollie's nappy.
25:12Right, Stacey can't know about this.
25:14Okay.
25:18Jean, what are you doing?
25:24You can't just go in her bag, Jean.
25:29Well, then she must have been desperate to take it.
25:31And we should take that into account.
25:33She's desperate, all right.
25:36What the hell are you doing?
25:38You can't just go through my bag like that.
25:39You've got no right.
25:46So, it was just another podcast idiot.
25:48Yeah, I got rid of him.
25:50I don't think he'll be coming back.
25:51Shall we get a takeaway?
25:52I've got vodka munchies.
25:54Oh, there she is.
25:58Come to Auntie Ben.
26:00Lauren said she slept the whole time.
26:02Barely heard a peep.
26:03Hello, gorgeous.
26:05Yes.
26:06You're such a good girl.
26:08Yes.
26:09Oh, no.
26:10She's smiling.
26:11Oh, I think it's wind.
26:13Oh.
26:14You've got wind and all.
26:17I've just pleased you're home.
26:19My three girls.
26:21I don't know if it's that cocktail talking, but...
26:24I've got a feeling everything's going to be okay.
26:28Oh, it better not be more blooming podcasters.
26:33No more true crime fans, please.
26:36We're not interested.
26:37I ain't a true crime fan.
26:39Who are you, then?
26:43Terry.
26:45Terry Can.
26:49Your dad.
26:49Your dad.