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00:00So obviously you're suspect number one.
00:02Well, dude, I might get fired right now.
00:05No way that's a double hit!
00:07You can't play the hole before we play it!
00:10What the f*** is about the same thing?
00:12This is so much pressure, I've never felt pressure like this!
00:15Suck his f***ing head!
00:17Don't suck his f***ing head!
00:22Alright, big week in the office, mini golf tournament.
00:25Big change this year, we're doing two teams instead of individual.
00:28So we got a bunch of people from New York, Dave, Gruden.
00:31All the four-play guys are here.
00:33Two teams of 12, 24 people.
00:35It's gonna be chaos.
00:36I think the course is much better set up than last year.
00:38I think it's gonna be more challenging.
00:40I think the teams will rally people together.
00:46And I think it's just gonna be absolute chaos.
00:48Hopefully not at my expense.
00:49That's really the main concern,
00:51is just like all the drama and intensity not coming towards me.
00:58His point about you being hated in Barstool is correct.
01:01That's correct.
01:02I'll give it to that.
01:03That is correct.
01:04That is absolutely correct.
01:05I am hated at Barstool.
01:07I can't adequately describe the circle of hell it is to get a text message
01:11that just reads,
01:12Jeff Goodman and Hunter Dickinson are talking shit about you.
01:15Were we supposed to get Hunter Dickinson's back?
01:18He said the only people that had his back were Marty and Rico.
01:21Is that a company policy that you're supposed to get Hunter Dickinson's back?
01:24What was especially pathetic about the Hunter comment was that
01:27Hunter Dickinson's been irrelevant to me for like two years now.
01:30I did see them.
01:31They had multiple conversations at the pumps.
01:33Oh no.
01:34I recognize Hunter Dickinson.
01:36Really good basketball player.
01:37Always thought he was great.
01:39That's not Bosco, is it?
01:41Do you think it's me?
01:42I never said anything.
01:43I didn't ask who was in the picture.
01:45It's like being accused of being an Al Qaeda.
01:47I didn't do it.
01:48Well no, you were in ISIS though.
01:50That's easily confusable.
01:53Al Qaeda and ISIS.
01:55It's hard to not look suspicious when you can't move your head.
01:58Like look at me right now.
02:01I'm looking at that.
02:02That's innocence.
02:03If you asked him yes or no, he couldn't say no.
02:07Getting dragged into this shit is stuff in the past that I don't do.
02:11What was the conversation we had, Dan?
02:13Don't be an asshole, right?
02:14I mean, come back.
02:15Wait, hold on.
02:16Have I been an asshole?
02:17Real question.
02:18You've been an asshole twice on the stage in the past like 48 hours.
02:23Yes or no?
02:24Yes or no, you've been an asshole.
02:25Yes.
02:26You were an asshole to Dave, you were an asshole to me.
02:28Okay, but that's different.
02:29So you've changed, right?
02:33I do think you have changed.
02:34I actually don't think it's you.
02:36Did he have like a checklist where he was like check everyone who doesn't hate Titus and you just checked my name?
02:41We never speak about that.
02:43I never have.
02:44What was the topic of the conversation?
02:46Can you get me a ticket to the pumps, Marty?
02:48Which I did.
02:49For his agent.
02:50Which I did.
02:51Wait, so you got him a ticket?
02:52And in exchange you gave him some information?
02:55You're doing this thing, man.
02:56I mean, the suspects are simple.
02:59It's Marty Rico White Sox Dave.
03:02Yes.
03:03White Sox Dave wants it to be him.
03:05I wanted to be him so bad.
03:07It's so bad.
03:08So bad.
03:09It would be the funniest storyline if he never talked to Hunter in his life and Hunter just happened to do like a prove DM where it's like he doesn't even follow him.
03:18What kind of a scumbag would I be on Friday or Saturday where I ask him, hey, you're doing your show from the floor to pump the show and I'm doing this behind the scenes?
03:25Absolutely not.
03:26This is not what's going on.
03:28What's going on?
03:29What's going on?
03:30What's going on?
03:32What's happening, Bosco?
03:33We were just trying to figure out who the second person in this picture is.
03:36I know Hunter Dickinson.
03:40Bosco.
03:41Oh.
03:42That was Friday.
03:43Is it you?
03:44No.
03:45It's not me.
03:46And I'm infuriated that I'm even fucking in the clip.
03:47Neutral, I'm not part of this.
03:49Hunter Dickinson specifically said you and Bosco.
03:52You and Mush, right?
03:53Right.
03:54And then you're with him.
03:55Right.
03:56He goes on a podcast and says the only people you like are you and Mush and someone told him this and you now have evidence of you talking to him right before he said it.
04:07So obviously you're suspect number one.
04:10You're mad that people think it's you.
04:12Because I'm very proud in how far I've come of when new people come in not being a fucking asshole and trying to run them out.
04:19I'm very proud of that.
04:20And in a year and a half, I haven't even had a disagreement with Titus.
04:25Not one.
04:26I like the guy.
04:27Saturday.
04:28What kind of an asshole would it be a Saturday when we finish the show?
04:30I say, Titus, are you doing a show on the floor again?
04:32Promote that.
04:33Like, and then I'm doing this.
04:34I did not do this.
04:35And this is how it runs though with all the commenters and fucking Neely Boy and the nine threads.
04:40This guy's a bad guy.
04:41He did this and that's the narrative.
04:42And then you can't get out of it for six more months of everyone looking at you like you're a fuck.
04:46And that fucking drives me insane because I haven't been for six months.
04:49That's a tough picture.
04:51You probably don't like Titus though deep down.
04:58You posted that?
04:59Right.
05:00So then how fucking stupid am I if I had a conversation about him doing that?
05:04How fucking dumb would I be?
05:06So you talked to the guy for ten minutes and you posted an Instagram picture?
05:09The pumps took it and then I posted it.
05:11Yeah, it would be dumb to plant your own, like, evidence against you.
05:15But the flip side is there's no way anyone could have anticipated Hunter Dickinson going on a podcast and being like, yeah, right.
05:28It's just we keep getting ourselves in these tangles, you know?
05:32He keeps putting himself in these spots.
05:35Didn't you talk to Titus?
05:37No.
05:38I'm not going to panic call him.
05:40I know I didn't do it.
05:41You and Marty's lying.
05:42He's one of the two of you.
05:45It's certainly not like a crazy...
05:50No, it's not crazy.
05:51...activation.
05:52It's your...
05:53Well, it was...
05:54I can promise on anything.
05:56Is there a chance...
05:57Here's my only theory.
05:58Is there a chance...
05:59One of you said it like three years ago.
06:01That's what I just said.
06:03A thousand percent.
06:04I don't...
06:05I definitely...
06:06Then it doesn't matter.
06:07Remember when Titus was like...
06:09Rico wouldn't let us go on like Jake on his podcast or something?
06:12Yes.
06:13Right.
06:14A podcast maybe.
06:15Yeah.
06:16I'm just like...
06:17I saw the little clip of you.
06:18How could they say it?
06:19It's like...
06:20Well, it's you or Bosco.
06:21It's like one or the other.
06:23It's like no one else.
06:24It's like...
06:25You or Bosco are like...
06:26I can't believe it's me.
06:27It's like...
06:28Well, it...
06:29It's you or Bosco.
06:30And by the way, him being like, no, it wasn't you.
06:33It almost makes it seem like it's you more.
06:35If I had to guess, I'd say it's you or Bosco a while back.
06:39Yeah, listen.
06:40I don't think it was me.
06:41Because Bosco would definitely say that three years back.
06:43Well, that's...
06:44Yeah, of course.
06:45But I was just saw you being like, I can't believe they could think it was me.
06:49It's like, well...
06:50Well, because I was like...
06:51All of a sudden, I'm like...
06:52I wasn't supposed to find a fool.
06:53Well, he's like...
06:54The only two people I like are Marty Mush and Rico Bosco.
06:56But I wasn't...
06:57By the way, someone told me...
06:58As much as Bosco is crazy, I think Bosco and Titus now are friendly.
07:03So I'd be surprised if Bosco said it.
07:05Yeah, but last time, I'm like...
07:06I don't have anything against Titus.
07:08Like, what does he do that like?
07:09No, I know.
07:10But I'm guessing somebody said it a while back.
07:14That would be my guess.
07:16That's the only...
07:17But like...
07:18I was just more like, the indignation that he could be a suspect is crazy.
07:21It was...
07:22I was a lot of...
07:23I was hurt, alright?
07:24Yeah, it's like all...
07:25It's...
07:26Unbelievable.
07:30Alright, it's the champions brunch for the mini golf competition.
07:40Whitney won last year, so he got to pick.
07:42On the menu, he has chicken and waffles.
07:44So we have some waffles here staying warm.
07:46Fried chicken, and he wants an omelette bar.
07:48So I'm gonna saute off peppers, onions, garlic.
07:50And then in here, we have bacon, warm plates, a nice steak, and that's hot.
07:55Some fried chicken to go along with it.
07:57Donny, you cooked up a little feast for the champs?
08:01We got champions breakfast right here, bro.
08:03Man.
08:04What a guy.
08:05Holy shit.
08:06Let me run you through here.
08:07You got fried chicken and waffles here.
08:09Dude, what?
08:11Fried chicken staying warm.
08:12Plates are getting hot in there.
08:14Look at this.
08:15This is what it's all about when you win a title.
08:17This is like...
08:18You know, Augusta National couldn't put this together.
08:21You'd Bubba Watson be looking for confetti cake.
08:23We had a champions dinner last night at a restaurant.
08:28And this crushes it.
08:29I'm not a fan of mine.
08:30Oh, fuck those plates are hot.
08:32They're hot.
08:33I got a tournament to try to repeat as winner.
08:36Talk about your first round matchup.
08:38Is it fair to say you guys are underdogs?
08:40No.
08:41No.
08:42Why?
08:43Because you think Dave's better than...
08:44You think Big Cat's better than Dave?
08:46Yeah.
08:47Why?
08:48I don't think that's like a true statement.
08:50I think Kirk and I are very even.
08:52Like even.
08:53So it comes down to those two.
08:55And that's where you kind of wish that Dave will be a good teammate for once.
08:58Like this guy.
08:59Horrible teammate.
09:00Never ever like tries to pump up his partners.
09:03He's just looking to bring him down.
09:04So with me, it'll be no different.
09:06He's going to be an asshole.
09:07If I make a bad putt, he'll be miserable.
09:09So can I just put him in good spots where he'll have nothing to say to me?
09:12That'll be the question.
09:13And then if he fucks up, which I wouldn't be surprised at all if he does.
09:16Because he's not clutch at all.
09:17Forget the fucking triple crown for Swampscot High.
09:20I think that like he could actually be decent.
09:23I really do.
09:24So if he's going to be miserable to me, I'm going to be miserable to him.
09:26And then we're in one.
09:27I feel like Kirk and Big Cat.
09:28Like they just have always gotten along so well.
09:30So there's no bad blood there.
09:32So you got to think Dave and I got to be on the same squad.
09:35Those other piece of trash champions aren't even joining me.
09:38I think they're still...
09:40Kirk's still mad about his mental breakdown last year.
09:43This is what it's all about.
09:45This is what it's all about.
09:46This stick is awesome.
09:47Thank you so much.
09:48No problem.
09:49Jesus.
09:50What are you guys' marquee matchups today?
09:53Where do you think that?
09:54He looks at Dave and I as big time underdogs.
09:57Not big time.
09:58Whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:59I would say you guys are plus 130.
10:03Because I've seen him light it up and then he completely checks out.
10:07But I think having a partner will keep him checked in.
10:10Right.
10:11Big Cat can have like...
10:12I think Big Cat's peak is better than Dave's peak.
10:14And Dave has had some bad performances.
10:17What kind of attitude will Dave Portnoy have?
10:19Will it be a typical miserable asshole attitude?
10:23Or will it be like, I'm going to be a good G-Man?
10:25I think he's in rare form today.
10:26Why?
10:27I think he's had work shit that's been getting him heated.
10:30Really?
10:31Yeah.
10:32Oh yeah.
10:33He was firing up at Nicky Smokes.
10:34Why?
10:35Why?
10:52Upstairs.
11:05I don't know.
11:06What have I done?
11:07Hi.
11:08What did you do?
11:09Huh?
11:10What did you do?
11:11I don't know.
11:12Congrats, man, first of all.
11:14Well, dude, I might get fired right now.
11:17No, relax, relax, relax.
11:20Celebrate the win.
11:21You can't get over it that quick.
11:23Sure, you're in the crosshairs, but what else is new?
11:27You're always in the crosshairs.
11:29You're built for this.
11:30I need to know what I did.
11:31Put your chin up a little.
11:32Don't tuck your tail.
11:33You're fine.
11:34I'm not tucking my tail.
11:35I'm just nervous.
11:36You're fine.
11:37You're fine.
11:38You're fine.
11:39Where is Dave?
11:40That I don't know.
11:41Uh-oh.
11:42Hey.
11:43Gator boys in trouble.
11:44Gator boys.
11:45How are you, man?
11:46I don't know.
11:47Gator boys might be down a million.
11:49All right.
11:50Here we go.
11:51What did you do?
11:52Can I see your dick?
11:54Yeah.
11:55I'm just kidding.
11:56I don't want to see it.
11:57I don't know if my hands are too small.
11:58I could see her alive and still standing right now.
12:00I might be fired in 20 minutes.
12:02Wait, why?
12:03I don't want to help.
12:04I laughed out loud.
12:05What did you do?
12:06Oh, thank you.
12:07He looked at me and said, I got a suit.
12:08Wasn't that a last suit?
12:09That was Dave's ideas.
12:11Yeah.
12:12Yeah, no, but weren't you listing out things and didn't you just add that?
12:15I thought that's what that was.
12:16I know.
12:17Oh, I hope that's what that was.
12:18Wait, that might just be what it is.
12:21Well, no, I got a crazy text.
12:23Oh, well, then probably not that.
12:25No, I have no idea what's happening.
12:27That's why I didn't just talk about Dave.
12:29Am I being pranked or something?
12:31Like, where's Dave?
12:32I'm sweating through my shirt right now.
12:47You need to tell me what's going on.
12:50I think he was flying last night.
12:51Sometimes you fly too close to the sun.
12:53Somehow you win a national title and then this happens.
12:56I feel like every time you sell 5,000 shirts and then something happens.
13:01You go to win a national title, we get sued.
13:04We've got to figure out like a good balance for you.
13:06It's powerful.
13:07Yeah.
13:08Bro, stop it for shit.
13:11Yeah, Marty, watch this and it's just like all week.
13:13I thought I was getting fired.
13:36My heart was in my asshole.
13:38I love when you have the camera out.
13:40You're really good at your job.
13:42And I love you, Dave Portnoy.
13:45That's my closing statement.
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14:16Coach, Coach, what do you say Spider? How you doing man?
14:21How's everything.
14:22Great to see you.
14:23Like what?
14:24I'm surprised they didn't trade you to New York by now.
14:26You gotta stop saying that, you're gonna speak into existence coach.
14:28Hey, look there, how are ya?
14:33You fucking with NBA Youngboy? NBA Youngboy? Yeah, I love him. He is good, man. I've been buying all of his songs on iTunes.
14:58Yeah, I don't think that's the storyline.
15:00I got that handled.
15:03Oh, okay. You got it, sir?
15:05Yeah.
15:06I qualified by having the lowest score out of the Chicago office, so I'm exceptionally bad.
15:13I'm nervous I'm going to get yelled at, but I'm not that nervous because people expect me to be dog shit.
15:18So when I am dog shit, no one can really be surprised.
15:22It's not like people are expecting me to shine like a star.
15:26So we'll see how this goes.
15:30Today is redemption day for me. I was the 10th overall selection, and I'm going to come out on top.
15:38It's going to be the top of the leaderboard. It's going to say B-E-E-F with a one next to my name. Winner.
15:44This is big. This is my biggest two days in the office.
15:46I think it's a good thing I'm not on Kirk's team because if I, like, messed up a shot, he'd probably tell me to castrate my, like, six-week-year-old son.
15:54On the opposite side, I do a porno on my team. I'm like, he could just, like, he could actually hinder my career if I lose it for the team.
16:04There's, uh, there's pros and cons to being on either team.
16:08You're surprised for this, isn't it?
16:14Yeah. Five grand each.
16:18Little piles, bro? That's what I'm talking about.
16:20It's better than a poking eye with a sharp stick, I always used to say.
16:22You know, well, hell, why are we here?
16:26Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, inside Barstool HQ of the 2025 Barstool Chicago Mini Golf.
16:40Get in. Let's go!
16:42Woo!
16:44What a hot start!
16:46Let's go!
16:47Yay!
16:48Woo!
16:49You suck at me!
16:50That's a good start. I like that.
16:51That's just luck.
16:52Shit luck.
16:53Yeah.
16:54Shit luck.
16:55Yeah!
17:03That'd be filled.
17:05Let's go!
17:07How's it going?
17:09Try to get you in there, buddy.
17:20Straddling with the...oh, he's sittin' on top of the head.
17:23I'm not talking about baby!
17:30Coach, you watch any shows?
17:32No.
17:33No shows?
17:34What?
17:35You watch any shows?
17:36Coach, he's watching me.
17:37I've watched...
17:38He watches film.
17:39Walking Dead.
17:40That's it?
17:41I'm on the 11th season.
17:42You're the only one still watching the show.
17:44My wife and I thought it was a new show.
17:46I swear to God.
17:47I thought I was on the cutting edge of fucking...
17:50You're the first one to it.
17:52Why does no one talk about this show anymore?
17:54You guys ever see the Walking Dead?
17:56Yeah.
17:57Alright.
17:58When I was in 8th grade.
17:59No pressure on this.
18:01We're gonna...
18:02This is what I was worried about.
18:03Like this is just a round of golf.
18:05We're gonna smoke.
18:06I know.
18:07I'm not gonna turn.
18:08I'm not turning.
18:10He's tried to turn on me.
18:11He's like, I...
18:12I have a bag of cheese that's...
18:15He's like, you're gonna eat that?
18:17Just had Pirate's booty and just had a salad.
18:19Pirate's booty is air.
18:21That's a perfect uphill.
18:25I mean, it's a pill.
18:27It's not a pill.
18:28They're all flush.
18:29You said it.
18:30Let's go.
18:33Let's go.
18:34It's alright.
18:36Go off the left.
18:38What the fuck was that?
18:42We're in the same spot.
18:43I was trying to rip it.
18:46He took a full swing.
18:51So he says we're gonna stay together.
18:53Hole two.
18:54You already told me tough start.
18:56Hole two he says I can't putt.
18:58So just...
18:59Don't let them stay together.
19:01Hole two.
19:02Can't putt.
19:03That's what he said.
19:04It's okay.
19:05It's alright.
19:06Yeah, that a boy.
19:07It's okay.
19:08It's alright.
19:09Yeah, that a boy.
19:10Good shot.
19:11Do you care where this...
19:14Where is he?
19:15No.
19:16He's a ginger post.
19:17How about the phenomenon?
19:21That's gonna take over the torque.
19:22We're down three.
19:23Four holes into it.
19:24So I'm gonna try and change something.
19:26It's fine.
19:27It's fine.
19:28You gotta get this close.
19:31You think?
19:32I'm close to turning.
19:36Listen to me.
19:37Listen.
19:38Just stay on the same team here.
19:41I am.
19:42I said you gotta get it close.
19:43I know.
19:44That was...
19:45I'm gonna turn on you with this attitude.
19:46I'm just telling you.
19:47I know myself.
19:48No, obviously not.
19:49I thought I did.
19:52Oh!
19:53Oh!
19:54If you don't mean to...
19:55What?
19:56What?
19:57If you don't mean to.
19:58Oh my God.
19:59That's absolutely...
20:00No, but no.
20:01In the rules of golf, if you don't mean to hit it, it's not a stroke.
20:03He went up to...
20:04He addressed it.
20:05He addressed it.
20:06Shut up.
20:07I'm talking to him.
20:08He addressed it.
20:09He addressed it.
20:10The ball moved.
20:11I wasn't trying to hit it.
20:12What happened was...
20:13He did hit the ball.
20:14He addressed it.
20:15It was clearly accidental.
20:16So what does that mean?
20:18No penalty.
20:19He goes right back.
20:20Fucking surviving all over again.
20:21Hold on, Dave.
20:22Relax.
20:23You put the ball back?
20:24You put the ball back?
20:25We're done.
20:26That's a rule.
20:27Hank.
20:28Hank, that's a rule.
20:29No, no.
20:30Yes, it is.
20:31No, listen.
20:32Yes, it is.
20:33It's such a rule.
20:34People have been lining up their ball and moving...
20:35You said you could never touch the ball.
20:36Don't pick your ball up.
20:37Great job, Dave.
20:38Buried it.
20:39Buried it.
20:40Buried it.
20:41It's crazy.
20:42You guys are being weasels with this.
20:44Yeah, it's a weasel.
20:45You want to win like that?
20:47Fucking Moves Junior over here.
20:48What do you mean?
20:50No personal pride here.
20:51He's my teammate.
20:52No pride.
20:53No personal accountability.
20:58Sit.
20:59No, sit.
21:00Sit.
21:01Get against that rock!
21:02Get against that rock!
21:03Get against that rock!
21:05Get against that rock!
21:06Just a meltdown for this.
21:07This is.
21:08I fucking...
21:10I don't know what the fuck...
21:11Truth, I'm sorry.
21:12Oh!
21:13Whoa!
21:14Whoa!
21:15Whoa!
21:16That's a disqualification hole lost!
21:17That is a disqualification hole lost!
21:19Is he gonna make this?
21:20He kicked the rock!
21:21You're just doing no penalty?
21:22That's a warning.
21:23That's a warning!
21:24That's a warning!
21:25That's a warning!
21:26That's a warning!
21:27That's a warning!
21:28He kicked the rock with it. You're just doing no penalty. Hold on. Hold on. That's a warning. That's a warning. That's a warning. What are we doing here?
21:37He just fucking kicked the rock. You're trying to get footy. You can't get footy. You just kicked the goddamn rock.
21:44Dude, so call a penalty on him. What do you mean a warning? He literally went like this. Oh, what's right here?
21:50I'm a different man now. I've been warned. I've been different man now.
21:53Hank is weak. Hank, that's fucking crazy.
21:57They're afraid of him. Yeah, Scheffler up. That's what I said about something. They're afraid of you.
22:03They're afraid like if they call penalty on you, that you're going to threaten. You're going to threaten people's lives.
22:09What is going on right now? What is going on? What is going on? What is going on right now with you two?
22:14I'm literally kidding. This is crazy. This is like, that was the warning.
22:18I didn't know I had my foot there. I'm sorry. Give us the hole at some point, Hank.
22:24Good putt, Dan.
22:27The fact that there was 14 instances of blatant cheating.
22:31Cheating?
22:32Get it out of your mind. Hit this putt.
22:36Not a boy.
22:36There we go.
22:38Oh, it'll fucking matter.
22:39Let's go.
22:39Let's go.
22:44Hit it.
22:45That'll win.
22:46Go win.
22:48It's a nice shot.
22:49So, say good shot.
22:50I said nice shot.
22:51I want to hear good shot.
22:52Good shot.
22:53Nice isn't as nice as good.
22:54Good shot.
22:54I thought it missed it. I thought I missed it.
22:59Get against that rock.
23:00Oh, boy. Dave.
23:01Dave.
23:02Did we just win this match?
23:03Did we just win this match?
23:05Greg Norman.
23:05This is an unbelievable collapse.
23:08What did Greg Norman choke at?
23:09What?
23:10The Masters.
23:10The Masters.
23:11Come on, Dave.
23:15End this thing, baby.
23:15It was good.
23:16End this thing, Dave.
23:17It was good.
23:18That's good.
23:22Oh.
23:24Let's go, Dave.
23:25Let's go, Dave.
23:26Let's go.
23:27I saw what happened.
23:28It was a double hit.
23:29I saw what happened.
23:30We're going to drop him.
23:31It was a double hit.
23:33What did he do?
23:34That was a double hit.
23:35That was a double hit.
23:36He hit the ground.
23:38He hit the ground.
23:38He hit the ground.
23:39Kirk, he hit the ground, and then he hit the ball.
23:45He never hit the ball twice.
23:46He did not hit the ball twice.
23:48He hit the ground, then the ball.
23:49He hit the ball twice for the butter.
23:50It was the ground.
23:51What are you talking about?
23:52I got it in.
23:53It could have been a lot easier than we're going to the replay on a two-footer.
23:56Dude, that's two.
23:57Hit the ground.
23:58That's not even arguable.
24:01That's not even arguable.
24:02Easy.
24:03That's not even.
24:04That was definitely a double hit.
24:05There's a rules official for a reason.
24:06What's the call?
24:07Dance back to the 18th hole.
24:09He knows.
24:10He knows.
24:12You can't play the hole before we play it.
24:15Shut up.
24:16We need to shut up.
24:18He's playing the 18th hole.
24:20And the official is going to stop him.
24:21Dan just played the 18th hole.
24:23That was definitely.
24:25That was not even arguable.
24:25What's the call?
24:26Is it over?
24:27He's going to hit it from where he hit it.
24:29That's like he tapped it.
24:30So now he's hitting the ball down.
24:31He's hitting three.
24:32You're hitting three.
24:33So what about Dan just playing this hole?
24:36Everyone's been practicing all day.
24:38If I was a psycho like him, you choose the opposite.
24:40That's not nothing to do with him.
24:41No.
24:41If you was a psycho, you wanted to be qualified.
24:43You hit the ball.
24:44No, I didn't.
24:45You hit.
24:45No, I didn't.
24:46We just watched it.
24:47Show me where I hit it.
24:48The ball left the club and then hit it again.
24:51Do you want to go back?
24:51It's one motion on a swing.
24:53You can't hit the ball.
24:54You hit it, it hits the ball, and then there's separation.
24:56No, it isn't.
24:56It's one swing, Hank.
24:58That's like a bad shot or a tee shot.
25:00No, you hit it.
25:01You barely hit it, and then you kept going.
25:03It's a putting stroke.
25:05But you hit it twice.
25:06You can't do that.
25:06That's not even a rule.
25:08Yes, it is.
25:08Where?
25:09What rule is it?
25:10One.
25:10Look, you hit it.
25:11It stopped.
25:11You hit the ground, and then you kept going.
25:14There's no official David.
25:15No, no, there is.
25:16This isn't real golf.
25:18So it's just your rules?
25:21Yeah, that's a double hit.
25:22So your rules is what?
25:25If you hit the ball, and then you hit it again.
25:27So you're saying if I did this at a PGA event, no penalty, but here, penalty.
25:30No, that would be a penalty at a PGA event.
25:32No, it wouldn't.
25:32Yes, it would.
25:33One.
25:34One.
25:34And then you stop.
25:36It's still going.
25:36No, it's not, Dave.
25:38You're in super slow motion.
25:39That's two.
25:39That's two.
25:40No, that's two.
25:41That's two.
25:41No, it is.
25:42The rules.
25:43Are you charging this tournament?
25:44No, but he's vacillating.
25:46Oh, my God.
25:46But I need to understand.
25:47Make the call.
25:48What is your penalty?
25:50You hit the ball for hitting it twice.
25:51No penalty for double hit.
25:52There isn't.
25:53There isn't.
25:54I know.
25:54So he thinks there is.
25:55There isn't.
25:56So if you double hit it, say I chipped the ball, and then I hit it.
25:59The ball goes in the air and hits my club.
26:00It's just one shot.
26:01The rule has changed.
26:02We're going back to where your first shot was.
26:04But you have to say what the penalty is.
26:06You've said two things.
26:07You hit the ball, and then you hit the ball again.
26:09In one motion.
26:09And that's not a penalty.
26:10No, it was not in one motion.
26:11Yeah, so you guys don't have those.
26:13It wasn't one of the six things the whole time.
26:14It is one motion.
26:15The internet is saying it's a made putt.
26:17I know.
26:18Hank's getting bullied.
26:19He doesn't even know the rule.
26:20He's saying it's a double hit.
26:21It doesn't exist.
26:22What is your call?
26:23My call is what's hitting for three.
26:24All right, go.
26:24Let's go.
26:25What the fuck, Hank?
26:26It's not the rule.
26:27You made up a rule.
26:28Oh, my God.
26:28No, I didn't.
26:29Do we have this all on tape?
26:30Yes.
26:30It's not a penalty.
26:32Hank, you gave a penalty that doesn't exist.
26:34Yeah, Dave, you hit the ground, your club stopped, and then you pushed it again.
26:38You're the only one watching this who thinks that you made up a rule.
26:41I didn't make up a rule, Dave.
26:42What is your double hit?
26:43You hit the ball and the ground stopped, and then you realize, like, oh, fuck, I stopped.
26:47And then you push it through.
26:47And that's not what you said.
26:48You changed what you said.
26:49You said it's a double hit.
26:50That's what you said.
26:51You hit the ball twice when you're told to hit it once.
26:53Not a penalty.
26:53No, you can't hit the ball.
26:54You can't putt and then putt again.
26:56That's what you did.
26:57A double hit, Hank, it was a bad stroke.
26:59It was like that.
27:00But your club stopped.
27:02Like, you realized it was a bad stroke, and then you followed through.
27:06You were like, oh, shit, I hit a bad putt, and then you followed the ball through.
27:10So you think...
27:11That's crazy.
27:12Hank's a pussy.
27:15All right, you get a practice shot, because Dan's a penalty.
27:18Why isn't that a penalty?
27:20I said the same thing.
27:20Why the fuck isn't that a penalty?
27:22I said the same thing.
27:22Dave, you can take it.
27:24That's why you can take a hard shot.
27:24I don't want a fucking practice shot, Hank.
27:26What do you want, Dave?
27:27A penalty.
27:27What do you want?
27:28You to make the right call.
27:29You to make the right call.
27:31What point did we say?
27:32For taking a practice shot?
27:34Did you say that?
27:34That was never established.
27:35What are you talking about?
27:37You should walk off.
27:39That's a loss.
27:39That's fine.
27:40You should do that.
27:41Take your practice shot.
27:43I'd walk off.
27:44I mean, this is crazy.
27:45Are you doing this live, or are you doing a practice?
27:50I don't think a practice hurts you, because it doesn't help either.
27:56Practice.
27:56All right.
27:57Thanks.
27:58Actually, it doesn't matter.
28:00Hank, you said practice.
28:01Oh, Hank, again.
28:03Get on his fucking knees and suck his cock.
28:05You said practice.
28:06Get him to suck his cock.
28:07You said practice.
28:07Don't suck his cock, Hank.
28:10Now, Whitney.
28:10Me?
28:11You're right.
28:11Eyeing up this putt.
28:12This is dead center.
28:14Me?
28:15We won the tournament on that hole.
28:17Fucking a double hit.
28:18You said practice.
28:18That's not a double hit.
28:20Yes, it is.
28:21No, it isn't.
28:21You addressed that as a practice shot.
28:22Well, a double hit is not a rule.
28:23You addressed that as a practice shot.
28:25No, I didn't.
28:25No, I didn't.
28:31Let's go, Dave.
28:33That's game.
28:33Great match.
28:34Thanks it.
28:34Great match.
28:35Yep.
28:35You're not going to shake my hand?
28:36Because we beat your ass?
28:38He said fucking practice.
28:39He said.
28:40Let's go.
28:41We beat the refs.
28:42We beat Kirk.
28:43We beat Dan.
28:45Holy shit.
28:47You said practice before you hit it.
28:48You said that.
28:49No, I didn't.
28:49Dave, you're fucking.
28:50You've never lied to me before.
28:51Now you're lying.
28:52Dave, that's not true.
28:52I didn't.
28:53No, I didn't.
28:54Yes, you did.
28:55No, I didn't.
28:56No, I didn't.
28:56Yes, you did hear him.
28:57No, it wasn't before he hit it.
28:58It was after.
28:59No, he was on the tee.
28:59No, I didn't.
29:00No, I didn't.
29:01No, I didn't.
29:02When it ended up there.
29:05Did not before.
29:06I'm already down 1,000.
29:06Before the tee, I did not.
29:08Did you ever say practice before you went to that ball?
29:10Oh, yeah.
29:11Okay.
29:11Then that's the same exact thing.
29:12So I waited for the result.
29:14Same exact thing.
29:14And then it ended up being good.
29:16But we already won.
29:17It was a great putt.
29:18Yeah, yeah.
29:18It was a great putt.
29:20Hey.
29:21The rules are out the window.
29:22You were kicking rocks.
29:23You guys need to be mad at yourself.
29:25No.
29:25You had that match in the back of your pocket.
29:28We lost.
29:28It was over.
29:29I respect it.
29:29I'm going to pound you.
29:30I'm going to pound you.
29:32I'm going to fucking pound you.
29:32I did nothing wrong besides make putts.
29:35It's Hank's fault.
29:36Hank goes.
29:37It's your fault.
29:37Hank goes.
29:37You know.
29:38Hank goes.
29:39You can take it.
29:40You know what you did.
29:40Hank goes.
29:41You can take it.
29:41You're a scumbag.
29:42Hank said, you can take it.
29:43And I go, okay, I'll take this three-footer right up the gut and win the match.
29:49What?
29:49Hank goes.
29:51Because Big Cat hit a practice shot, he can take that one.
29:53Even after you called it a practice.
29:55So how the fuck is it on me?
29:57The argument was.
29:58Is the hit going to be a practice shot or not a practice shot?
30:00I didn't say.
30:01And then you said, well, you're up to the ball.
30:02He said, practice.
30:03No, I did not.
30:03I thought just banging that thing in for the win was crazy.
30:07Me?
30:07Yeah.
30:07Like him, I like to get views.
30:10Where this is a live event.
30:11Yeah.
30:12We get the people involved.
30:13I don't know.
30:13I don't know.
30:14I don't know.
30:14I don't know.
30:14I don't know.
30:14I don't know.
30:14I don't know.
30:15I don't know.
30:15I forgot that for a thousand bucks, you wanted to get to 18.
30:19Yeah.
30:21What do you think people are talking about online?
30:23That hole and this finish.
30:24Otherwise, people just move on with their day.
30:26We're going into prime time at night.
30:28We're going up against Big Show.
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31:06Round one, pretty uneventful.
31:08Not much controversy, I would say, Nick.
31:10Fair to say.
31:11Fair to say.
31:11Not a whole lot going on in round one, but we are back for round two.
31:14Don't choke, Dave.
31:19Yeah!
31:20Oh, yeah!
31:22Yeah!
31:22Oh, yeah!
31:22Check him for a pull.
31:32Now, Big T, you've got to think he's got to sink this right here, no?
31:35He has to.
31:37He fucking has to.
31:42Yes!
31:44This is so much pressure.
31:46I've never felt pressure like this.
31:47All right, Beef.
31:48Oh, my God.
31:49Beef, boss.
31:50Now, Beef.
31:53with a chance to tie the hole, but went.
31:55Oh, my God.
31:58Oh, my God!
31:59Give it up!
32:00All right, go!
32:02ç—›, go!
32:03Let's go!
32:03Go!
32:04Let's go!
32:05Let's go!
32:09Oh, boy!
32:12Bye!
32:13Hey, hey!
32:14No, man!
32:16Hey!
32:17Hey, next, emoSI!
32:18Yeah,rice, 5144.
32:19Have some time!
32:19You bastard!
32:20No, no, we were never a pot. Wow, that scoreboard looks a lot different. That scoreboard looks a lot different tonight, boys
32:41Two point lead, two point lead, two point lead. I hit every perfect shot. We got a fucking contest now. Here we go. I'm not a point to save you guys. That was all these faults.
32:59We're still good, baby. Yeah, we're good. Let's not blame anybody. I played perfect.
33:09That was really fun, man. I don't know how he's doing that for a day this time. Yeah, he's broken. I feel, I feel. I actually like feel really bad.
33:30We go again tomorrow.
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34:14We'll take it.
34:19We'll take it.
34:21A play on three.
34:22One, two, three.
34:23A play!
34:24Frankie!
34:25Frankie!
34:26Frankie!
34:27Frankie!
34:28Come on!
34:29That's it, Frankie.
34:30Attaboy, beef.
34:31Move away.
34:32Move away.
34:33Move away.
34:34No.
34:35Ah!
34:37That hurt!
34:38Fuck you, Dave!
34:39Fuck you!
34:40Come on!
34:42Come on!
34:51Gamer!
34:52Ah!
34:53Let's go, Frankie!
34:55Let's go!
34:56Yes!
35:00You're in battle.
35:01Alright, I'll put it over.
35:03Oh!
35:04Frank, great butt.
35:06Yeah!
35:07Yeah, BFT!
35:08Oh my god, B!
35:09Let's go!
35:10Let's go!
35:11B!
35:12Come on!
35:13Come on!
35:14Come on!
35:15Come on!
35:16What the fuck's wrong with me?
35:17What the fuck's going on here?
35:18Fuck!
35:19You're in battle.
35:20Come on!
35:21Come on!
35:22Come on!
35:23What the fuck's wrong with me?
35:24What the fuck's going on here?
35:25Fuck!
35:30Let's go!
35:31You did it!
35:32Yeah!
35:34Let's go!
35:35Let's go!
35:36We're walking, Brian!
35:37Let's go!
35:38Let's go, man!
35:39We're walking!
35:40It's the last three in a row!
35:42Oh
35:46Yes
35:58I think he's upset in the biggest choke in history. That's not the biggest joke biggest chockers
36:04Would you say
36:06I don't want to go outside
36:36Oh
37:02All right, I cannot
37:06Win
37:10After reviewing the tapes it was determined that he was not standing on the green with KB made contact with the putt
37:16Now it's chaos, right? Anybody can do anything
37:22Yeah
37:36Shout out to the green team. They're great competitors. Thank you guys for coming
37:47No, it's gross
37:52PFT 400
37:54I feel like I can't do it. I'm not taking any of it
37:57Yeah, trying to be I'm it was a good match
37:59Okay
38:05What should get my friend I tried to divide mine up to the losers
38:11Yeah, I thought it was nice gesture they coming out they didn't get nothing
38:14I was trying to give a couple bucks each so most of them refused
38:16Who is this guy?
38:18What?
38:19They fucking lost it
38:21Yeah, I thought it would be really humiliating if they took a couple hundred bucks each
38:26Most of them said no
38:28You think Kirk would take one of their money?
38:30Yeah, no, thank you guys. That was fun
38:34That was a good job, dude
38:35That was a lot of fun
38:36That was a lot of fun, dude
38:37Thank you