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00:00Nice! I'm over it!
00:02Uh-huh. Yeah. Hi, Cynthia.
00:05Gary...
00:07What?
00:09Again?
00:10Yes, again.
00:12Listen, this is the third time in two months you have...
00:16You have raised my rent.
00:19I'm going broke.
00:20Sweetheart, if you don't like it, just leave.
00:23But, Harry, just listen...
00:25Well, Harry, do you need more money for your mistresses?
00:30Nicholas!
00:35What are you doing here?
00:37Shower.
00:39Shower.
00:43Unless your wife doesn't know about your adventures,
00:46it's better to stop gouging this poor girl.
00:50Uh...
00:51No.
00:52That was a joke.
00:54That was a joke, a bad joke.
00:56Cynthia, I'm sorry, that was a joke?
00:58Joke.
00:59Yes.
01:00Uh...
01:01The rental price stays the same as we agreed.
01:04Okay.
01:05Just a joke.
01:06Just a joke.
01:07Yeah.
01:08So...
01:09Have a nice day.
01:10Yeah, see ya.
01:11How do you know him?
01:12From my past life.
01:13Well...
01:14God, thank you so much.
01:15You just saved my life.
01:16You just...
01:17Okay, what is the next step of our plan?
01:18Um...
01:19I think you're...
01:20You're going to...
01:21Get a full makeover.
01:22I think so.
01:23Yeah?
01:24Yeah.
01:25Yeah.
01:26Yeah.
01:27Yeah.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Yeah.
01:30Yeah.
01:31Who wants to spend the night with me?
01:32I'll pay you a thousand dollars.
01:33Seriously?
01:34I do.
01:35Me.
01:36It's me.
01:37I said it first and I raised my hands first.
01:38Why aren't you in business?
01:39Do you want a thousand bucks?
01:40No, I don't need it.
01:41A bum who doesn't need money?
01:42I don't play games with spoiled girls.
01:43Okay well...
01:44Well...
01:45It's our first...
01:46You're...
01:47We're gonna go, you're gonna go, you're gonna go, they're all in the summer.
01:48You're gonna go, you're gonna go, you're gonna go, let's go, you're gonna go.
01:49Yeah.
01:51It's my first.
01:52Bye, bye.
01:53Bye.
01:54Bye.
01:55Bye.
01:56Bye.
01:57Bye.
01:58Bye.
01:59Bye.
02:00Bye.
02:01Bye.
02:02Bye.
02:03Bye.
02:04Bye.
02:05Bye.
02:06Bye.
02:07Bye.
02:07Bye.
02:08You're just costing us of money. How much do you want to do this?
02:13Leave me alone. Take any of my friends and just go.
02:15What do I have to do to get you to come with me?
02:21Three thousand bucks.
02:34Are you serious?
02:35What do you care?
02:38Now, are you coming with me?
02:45Give the money to my friends and I will ride with you for free.
02:49The behavior of this bomb really ticked me off.
02:52And it drew me in.
02:54What? Seriously?
02:57Yeah.
03:01Okay. Wait, bomb.
03:05Now, get in the car.
03:06Thanks, Nicodas.
03:09You're awesome, man.
03:13This saucy bomb was only supposed to be a small part of my plan.
03:17But, Insta became the main character of my life.
03:24I'm Anna and this is my love story.
03:26So, um, the first you need to wash up.
03:36Just a quick shower.
03:37Okay.
03:38Whatever you want, boss.
03:40We don't have much time.
03:56So, honey, who's this weirdo and where did you take digging up?
03:59I want to educate my parents.
04:06They want me to marry some rich jerks.
04:09Like always.
04:10So, I'm going to bring dinner a real bomb.
04:15Dead bomb.
04:16Yes.
04:18Girl, you kidding me?
04:19No, I'm seriously.
04:21But you have this, this...
04:23Christian, yes.
04:24He's just money back who won't let me go.
04:30So, in order for my little plan to succeed,
04:34I need to make a handsome man out of this bomb.
04:38Yes, he was homeless.
04:42But pleasant and attractive.
04:48He looks a good bass drop.
04:51Nice body.
04:52Really?
04:54Okay.
04:55Look, honey.
04:57Don't fall in the bomb.
04:59Me?
05:00With a bomb?
05:01No.
05:03Okay.
05:04No.
05:06What are you hiding, Nicholas?
05:09How does Harry know you?
05:11You become a mystery that I really want to hear about.
05:22I never want to see you again.
05:25Leave me alone, you moron!
05:29Who are you talking to?
05:30Just some...
05:32I couldn't believe my eyes.
05:35He looked like a movie star or a model.
05:41Yeah, well, well...
05:42Some transformation.
05:44So, tell me, mister, how I've seen you somewhere before?
05:49Perhaps somewhere under the bridge.
05:50Oh.
05:52Oh.
06:00Yeah.
06:02There are final touches lights.
06:05Let's go.
06:06So, where is it?
06:07Oh, yes.
06:08Listen, why do you need me?
06:22My parents are constantly setting me up with rich jerks.
06:28And it doesn't matter who is it.
06:31The more money it has, the less anything else matters.
06:34And you are what?
06:37Against a rich husband?
06:39I don't care how much money it is.
06:41I want to fall in love.
06:43You understand me?
06:49Yeah.
06:50I understand.
06:53I want my parents to understand
06:55that it doesn't matter how much money a person has.
07:00Maybe they will,
07:03once they realize they can't even distinguish
07:06a money bag from a homeless person.
07:09but
07:11you're not ordinary
07:14pal.
07:17What are you hitting?
07:17I...
07:18It doesn't matter, Anna.
07:32I've been in Tori.
07:33My parents are already waiting.
07:35I've been in.
07:51Hey.
07:51Um, so go, I will hang it up for you and, good job.
08:11Oh.
08:23Mom, Dad, what is he doing here?
08:25Honey?
08:26Uh, I would like to start over from scratch.
08:31Get back in touch and...
08:32You're just a pilot, narcissistic jerk.
08:35There are never anything between us and there never will be.
08:38Um, is that how you talk to a gentleman?
08:41I'm not a guy to talk to like that.
08:44So, I'm gonna give you the last one a chance, huh?
08:51So, if you reject me, I will buy your father's company and bankrupt it.
08:57And then you and your family will have to beg me to take your lives back.
09:02Do you understand, my dear?
09:05I think it's time to go.
09:08Uh, I...
09:10But...
09:11This place is not for you.
09:14What?
09:15Mr. Flame, uh...
09:18You and Andy, you're, uh...
09:20Why didn't anyone tell me?
09:25I...
09:26I...
09:27If I knew, uh...
09:28That you are, uh...
09:29I...
09:30I...
09:31I would never...
09:32I...
09:33I...
09:34I'm...
09:35I'm so...
09:36I'm so sorry.
09:37I'm...
09:38Oh, my God.
09:39I'm so sorry.
09:42Oh, my gosh.
09:43You are really an unusual bum.
09:45Bum?
09:46What a bum?
09:49Good evening.
09:50Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
09:52You're the same, the Nicholas Flamel?
09:55The millionaire who gave all his money for charity.
09:58Yes.
09:59And after I realized that...
10:03Everyone around me was after my money.
10:07It's better to be homeless than to live the life I lived.
10:14Even my parents cared more about my money than me.
10:20And I was...
10:22I was starting to think that everyone was like that.
10:28But today I...
10:32I met someone who preferred love to money.
10:36Can I?
10:42Can I?
10:51At that moment, I realized that I was finally starting to live my own life.
10:58In which love is more available than money.
11:01Only real sensory feelings can make a person happy.
11:09Oh, come in.
11:11Are these all your things?
11:13Yeah, I love them at night.
11:15Uh...
11:16You're sleeping in the bathroom.
11:17I already made a bed for you.
11:19Oh, I'll be late today.
11:21Okay.
11:22Why am I telling you this?
11:23We are not a real couple.
11:24I'm going to be late today too.
11:25I found a job.
11:26Oh, uh-huh.
11:27What?
11:28You're missing something.
11:29What?
11:30Lipstick had to be brighter, right?
11:32Yeah.
11:33Uh-huh.
11:34Uh-huh.
11:35Uh-huh.
11:36Uh-huh.
11:37Uh-huh.
11:38Uh-huh.
11:40Uh-huh.
11:42Uh-huh.
11:43What?
11:44You're missing something.
11:45What?
11:47Lipstick had to be brighter, right?
11:49this is for you how do you
12:12a miracle is much closer than we think you just have to believe in it
12:22one last question i mean what is your wife's favorite dish well this is easy inspector green
12:42muscles
12:44yes i love muscles
12:49but strange you're allergic to seafood
12:53i love just looking at them okay
13:00so are we through inspector green not really one more stage my wife mrs green
13:09we check you out she's got a nose for a hecky marriages
13:16oh where will it be
13:19nobody knows this is the thing an unexpected test
13:27best wishes
13:34i'm sorry i didn't know
13:42i'm falling for divorce
13:44i'm falling for divorce
13:46no i really need that green card
13:50i can't make my dream come true without it
13:53barbara i beg you
13:56i gave you everything that i had
13:58everything that i collected for so many years
14:00so i could come here and become an illusion
14:03what a mess
14:04please be kind
14:06please help me
14:07i don't know why i rent for it
14:09let's find pluses for you huh
14:13we share the rent in half
14:15not bad
14:16right
14:17i'm sure i regret it
14:21you can carry your things
14:24thanks barbara
14:26i'm sorry
14:36you just have to believe in it
14:38i told him not pick up me tonight
14:45listen
14:48lock yourself in the bathroom
14:50i didn't have time to explain my boyfriend about my husband
14:54go
14:57oh
15:04hi
15:07oh
15:08baby please skip it
15:09ah
15:10i have some urgent business to do
15:12no i need fixing
15:13oh no you don't get it
15:15even the sink will do for me
15:17oh so it broke too
15:19oh
15:20wait
15:21are
15:22are you hiding someone from me
15:23i never thought we gonna get to this point
15:25listen
15:26oh
15:27you got it all wrong
15:28it's just my backpack
15:29what
15:30oops
15:32mrs richards
15:33i fixed everything
15:35oh
15:36plumber
15:37uh
15:38tools inside of course
15:39i'm glad to hear it
15:41sorry
15:49yeah
15:56how delicious this is
16:07really you should taste it
16:09oh my god
16:10my whole body can feel the taste
16:13really
16:14maybe you should try it really try it baby
16:16but i need to tell you something
16:18okay
16:19okay speak i'm all ears
16:20mmm
16:21this is important
16:23i'm sorry
16:25can't it wait for the end of the dinner
16:29we're gonna grab a coffee and
16:31okay
16:32oh my god this is so amazing
16:33really
16:34bravo
16:35bravo
16:38i love it
16:46you can't eat this
16:47amir
16:48lumber
16:49well
16:50there's seafood in there
16:51oh
16:52oh
16:54you ordered me seafood salad
16:55yeah
16:56why
16:57bob
16:59i'm allergic to it
17:01oh yeah you are
17:03i'm sorry i forgot about it i was so dazed and
17:06wait a minute
17:08wait a minute
17:09how come the plumber knows all of that
17:11i wanted to tell you but you were too busy eating
17:15to tell me what
17:16nothing important
17:17what do you mean nothing important
17:19what was so important then
17:21the important thing is
17:22that we are done bob
17:32i think that after this you can count on dessert at the expense of the restaurant
17:35look what i have
17:48just look
17:50back off
17:51oh just give it a look please
17:54wow empty bottle
17:57but
17:58see
18:00please
18:01please
18:02now you all say that a miracle is much colder
18:13i just have a tube that runs under my sleeve and it goes under my jacket
18:17look
18:26i'm sorry i'm so pushy
18:27but we really need to prepare for this inspection
18:31we will have problems if something happens
18:34yeah yeah yeah
18:36i'll print the passes and i'm ready
18:48so
18:50brown eyes i saw
18:52uh
18:53born on 17th
18:56twins
18:57your favorite movie
18:59titanic
19:01oh
19:02yeah
19:03especially the last time i cry every time
19:08don't jerk men don't like that
19:10well i
19:12well i also like mad max
19:13but titanic still a bit more
19:17i always wanted to ask you why you are fighting so hard for this screen card
19:25i told you i want to become a famous illusionist
19:27and here
19:28i can be better at that
19:29there are so many excellent schools here
19:30they're expensive
19:31yeah but
19:32look i i'm from a poor family i come from a small town mcd in india where the only earnings i made was from doing small tricks in the local market
19:42but here i am next to you in the land of opportunities look how far you can go if you believe
20:07i never heard such a strange dream
20:12so much effort and all of the sake of working as a magician in the circus
20:19in the circus
20:21yeah
20:22what famous performances do you know
20:25well um
20:28tricks with the cards
20:31card tricks
20:33an illusion is a separate form of art
20:38here you work with new technologies
20:41manipulate psychology
20:43and
20:44and the beauty of the context
20:46even in the 80s copperfield made statue of liberty disappear in the front
20:51millions of people
20:52he made an airplane disappear
20:54he crossed through the great wall of china
20:56and every time he defied the laws of physics and logic
21:03he turned upside down the canons through which this world exists
21:07harry blackstone
21:08houdini
21:09an illusionist is not just a magician in the circus
21:13this is an artist
21:15who by his work
21:17makes people believe into something that cannot exist
21:20and therefore gives them the opportunity to believe in their own strength and create a miracle
21:27create a miracle
21:28warm brown
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21:34your eyes
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22:25wake up wake up they're here who inspectors
22:55i know you're surprised i just like you so much i didn't want to delay your case
23:10thank you mr green we really appreciate it yeah so let's start
23:15young man are you sleeping in the bathroom
23:24well that's that's how to explain that uh we don't have sofa yet so
23:31when we fight he goes to sleep in the bathroom
23:35and how often do you fight um yeah it's
23:40we have a different political views it's you know
23:47is that why you don't let your husband keep things in the house
23:52no no i i just i just love to live light yeah
23:59how could you not notice this there are no masters here
24:04it's i taught you but it's
24:08they answered all the questions theory is nothing practice is everything
24:14finally learned this marriage is fake
24:26i agree with you darling
24:29theories is nothing practices everything
24:38i beg your pardon
24:48you you have passed um
24:53all possible tests
24:57sorry i need a few seconds
24:59please forgive me i was a fool but
25:10you're the only one but not now okay no no don't judge me i want everyone to hear that i love my girl
25:18oh no
25:21oh no please marry me
25:28wait what why is this plumber here again
25:34you have 24 hours to leave the country
25:38otherwise you and your wife will have big problems
25:42what are you the plumber's wife
25:54oh
26:07oh
26:09We have a little water to keep it.
26:39Barbara?
26:43What are you doing here?
26:46I came to create a miracle.
26:51I don't understand.
26:53What is it?
26:57I met with Greens and explained everything to them and they agreed to give us a chance.
27:06How? Like, when?
27:09I just can't believe it.
27:11In vain?
27:19One important person once told me that a miracle is much closer than it seems.
27:28If you just believe in it.
27:39If you do believe in everything.
27:40If you do believe in everything...
27:41In vain!
27:42Oh!
27:45If you do believe in anything...
27:49Oh!