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00:00Please, arrest me. Please.
00:12Go to your masquerade, bold princess.
00:20No.
00:24You ask it for it?
00:30To the police station.
00:35Hey, man.
00:36While we're drinking a cheap coffee, they promised a million dollars for the missing princess.
00:46Yeah.
00:48With such money, I can't forever forget about this damn job.
00:53Hello.
00:57I asked about cherry donut.
01:00Not a chocolate.
01:03Go and swipe it.
01:04Really?
01:05Really.
01:06Right now.
01:07Right now.
01:09Okay.
01:16Are you a real princess?
01:19Yes.
01:21Please.
01:22Please.
01:23Find me.
01:25But...
01:26Please.
01:29Oh, damn.
01:30Welcome.
01:31Welcome.
01:32Listen.
01:33I really want you to know that I am grateful to you for having me here and helping me...
01:40Sorry, I don't know your name.
01:41Stop.
01:42Tell me.
01:43Who is looking for you?
01:44Well...
01:45Probably the whole city.
01:46Can you help me?
01:47How?
01:48How?
01:49I mean, I'm just a cop.
01:50And you're...
01:51You're real princess.
01:52Quietly.
01:54I'll explain later.
01:55Well...
01:56I'm sorry. I don't know your name tell me who's looking for you
02:02Probably the whole city
02:05Can you help me? Oh, I mean, I'm just a cop and you're your real princess
02:17Quietly
02:19I'll explain later. Just hide under the blanket. Sorry, what? Did you hear me? Hide under the blanket
02:34I'm coming
02:42Who's there
02:46Hey, that's the airy man
02:49What stop just stop? Hey, I'm with the girlie. Yeah, okay. I see. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I completely forgot about my date
02:59Who is she? Look, it's none of your business. Just see you tomorrow. Yeah, okay tomorrow
03:07Give me the car keys, please. Okay. Okay. No problem. Yeah
03:10Um
03:16Does your girlfriend wear a crown?
03:18Look
03:20Look she's
03:22Look she's
03:24She's some kind of beauty queen
03:26Beauty queen
03:28Yeah, you're so lucky man
03:30Nice
03:32Nice
03:33What?
03:34What? Did you decide to get the money for the princess?
03:36Stop it!
03:37At least stop it, prince
03:38You have to share, partner
03:39You have to share
03:40Stop it, idiot
03:41Stop it, idiot
03:42I don't want the money for the princess
03:46I want the princess
03:47Herself
03:49Wait, what?
03:50I've seen so little good in my damn life
03:53But I will always remember spending the night with the princess herself
04:07What a sketch
04:10So you have princess and I have money, right?
04:15Deal
04:17Deal
04:21I'm keeping an eye on you here
04:22I'll be back in the morning
04:24Tick tock, man
04:25Tick tock
04:26Tick tock
04:31Damn it
04:38Did he leave?
04:39Yeah
04:40But he's watching and waiting for the moment you leave here
04:44Wow
04:45Sorry
04:46You wouldn't have a chance to escape
04:52Well
04:55Help me make the most of every second of my freedom
04:59Sometimes I think you're not a princess, but just an escaped prisoner
05:03I'm sorry, I didn't mean
05:09I am a prisoner
05:11From childhood
05:14You know, my father wants to
05:17Marry me off to a man that I don't even love
05:20And I...
05:22And I...
05:24You know, I just want my ordinary life
05:26With my ordinary dreams
05:29With my ordinary dreams
05:33So...
05:34As quickly as tired fulfilling your dreams
05:38Really?
05:39Yeah, Werner
05:40Yeah, Werner
05:42Thank you
05:44But for God's sake
05:45Can we please turn off this abomination about the crying princess?
05:51This is not about princess at all
05:55Wait a minute
05:56You don't know what's this?
05:59Do I have to?
06:01Huh
06:02This...
06:03Is the best series in the world
06:05Really?
06:06Yeah
06:08Okay then
06:09Let's watch it
06:11Well, no...
06:12You're crazy
06:14No one was friends in the dress
06:17And...
06:18We need pizza
06:20Pizza?
06:21Yeah
06:22Hold my phone
06:24Pizza
06:26That's nice
06:28I knew she would be taken from me soon
06:30And lose her freedom
06:32So I had to fulfill everything she asked for
06:36Every whim, dream and desire
06:38Give her everything
06:39But with every passing hour for some reason
06:42I didn't want to let her go
06:53My God, finally!
06:55Yeah
07:01What are you doing?
07:03I kissed you like Rachel kissed Rose
07:07Oh
07:08My God, didn't you like it?
07:10No, that's not a point
07:11It took them two whole seasons
07:13But we have only known each other for one day
07:18Oh, I understand now
07:21Sorry, it just feels like this day is about to end
07:30Oh crap
07:31Turn on the next episode
07:33Turn on the next episode
07:34I'll be back soon
07:36Okay
07:39Warlocks
07:40Here
07:41Hey buddy
07:46Have you done it once or twice?
07:48I'll go
07:50Okay, Charlotte, you can do it
07:52Look, I've only got another case so far
07:55But I need her royal body
07:57Can you bring her something strong?
07:59Maybe it will help her be more agreeable, hmm?
08:01For a million dollars
08:02For a million dollars
08:03Deal
08:05Good
08:09So
08:10What do we have here?
08:12So that's what you needed me for
08:18Okay
08:20Come on, take it
08:21What are you doing?
08:23I can explain everything
08:24Explain what?
08:25You're just like everyone else
08:26Wanted to use me for your own purposes
08:28Come on, take it
08:29No, stop it
08:30I don't have any power anymore
08:32I will never use you
08:34What do you want from me then?
08:36I want to get money for you from your father
08:44What?
08:54Sir?
08:55For you it's your majesty
08:56Oh
08:58Where is she?
09:00Where's the money?
09:01Give the money
09:04Give the money
09:06To the poor policeman
09:18So, where is my daughter?
09:19Where is my daughter?
09:28Was it really needed to have this circus?
09:31Actually
09:32You would have come crawling back to me
09:35And begging for money
09:36Eventually
09:37Therefore
09:38Whether you like it or not
09:39You will have to get married
09:40Do you understand me?
09:42Please
09:43Come with me
09:46I know dad
09:47I know
09:49And that is why
09:51I've already done it
09:57Don't make me laugh
10:00Who?
10:01Who could you marry?
10:02In just a single night?
10:04Hmm?
10:06It was me
10:08Your honour
10:10Majesty
10:11I don't care
10:12The men think that she has both
10:14Money
10:15Money
10:16And a husband
10:19So, kiss yourself
10:20When you are
10:21Majestic ass
10:26Sorry
10:31Your majesty
10:32Charlotte
10:33Charlotte
10:34Come back here at once
10:36Charlotte you will regret this
10:37So
10:39We just need to
10:41Do worse
10:42You can start your new life
10:43You can start your new life
10:48Don't rush
10:51I guess we have
10:52Eight more seasons of friends ahead
10:59Hopefully
11:00That moment
11:03That moment
11:04I understood that a princess
11:06Could even fell in love
11:07With a guy with no money
11:09So long as she knows
11:10That she is his most prized possession
11:13I am Noah
11:15And this is my
11:17Truly royal love story
11:18Love story