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00:00Oh, Philip, you're so gullible.
00:17Ellie, I...
00:20Hi, excuse me. Could you please wrap this up for me?
00:24That's quite expensive. Special occasion?
00:28It's my boyfriend's birthday. He's always wanted it.
00:33Uh, Dan...
00:36What the fuck?
00:41What's going on?
00:42Ellie, hey, what are you doing here?
00:44I set this up. As the Howard heiress, I refuse to be Dan's secret lover.
00:48I've been working my ass off to buy you a birthday gift and you're cheating on me?
00:54You asshole, we're through.
00:56Fine, we're done.
00:58Don't even think about leaving here without paying me a breakup fee.
01:03I've been keeping tabs on every penny I've been spending on your ass for the last two years.
01:07So if you want out, pay up.
01:09Are you kidding me?
01:10I've been paying for your food, your clothes, everything, even those stupid boxers you're wearing.
01:14Seriously, you're charging me for toilet paper.
01:16Consider this your tip and stay out of my life.
01:19Queen Ellie, I'm all heartbroken and you're bailing on me?
01:35What happened to our all-nighter?
01:38Where are you?
01:39I'm so sorry.
01:40My brother caught me sneaking back and he sent people after me.
01:42I'm fleeing to Bali now.
01:43I'm sending a cowboy your way to make up for it.
01:45Enjoy!
01:46What, a cowboy?
01:48You just flee to Bali just like that?
01:50Weird how we have the same name but live such different lives.
01:54You're the amazing Ellie Murphy.
01:57I'm just Ellie nobody.
02:06She's usually playing pool by herself, correct?
02:11Patrick, I just got back into town and you're already asking me to babysit your sister.
02:15This is a one-time deal, alright?
02:19Who's in-
02:20I don't know.
02:21This thing's dangerous.
02:24Elliot?
02:27Yeah?
02:28Who are you?
02:30Okay, so he's the cowboy.
02:32Do they all look this good?
02:35So, this is Patrick's sister.
02:37Your brother said to cuff you on sight.
02:38Don't blame me for following orders.
02:40He seems pretty intense.
02:41Is this what all cowboys are like?
02:43Wait, no, I didn't call you!
02:44I know exactly who called me.
02:45It'll be easier for both of us if you just cooperate.
02:47I can't believe I actually brought a cowboy home. God, what am I doing?
02:57Are you sure this stupid handcuff doesn't come with a key?
02:59Sorry, it's a high-tech product. It'll only unlock after a week.
03:01No, no, no, no. I have to get it off now.
03:04You're embarrassing yourself.
03:05Fuck!
03:06Fuck!
03:07Okay, Jesus Christ, that's enough! What the hell's wrong with you?
03:09What are we supposed to do now?
03:10What are we supposed to do now?
03:11Sorry, it's a high-tech product. It will only unlock after a week.
03:14No. No, no, no. I have to get it off now.
03:22You're embarrassing yourself.
03:28Fuck!
03:31Okay, Jesus Christ, that's enough! What the hell's wrong with you?
03:34What are we supposed to do now?
03:38Ow!
03:41It's getting late. Are we gonna sleep together?
03:47He's hot, though.
03:48Patrick always said his sister was a rebel, but I did not expect this. Pretending to be poor, huh?
03:54Didn't think I'd get cuffed myself. Oh well, at least now I don't need to deal with my so-called fiancée.
03:59Thanks for letting me crash for the week. I don't really have a place to stay right now.
04:02Wait, no. I don't remember inviting you to stay.
04:05Oh!
04:11It looks good on you.
04:13You sure you don't have any other clothes?
04:14Nope.
04:15But we can get you something tomorrow.
04:17Okay, um, next question.
04:19How are we going to sleep?
04:20What is happening? Why is he staring at me?
04:38When do you plan to get off me?
04:40Yeah, this place is way expensive. We should probably go somewhere else.
04:52You didn't close your eyes this time.
04:55No, I didn't.
04:57Is this expensive?
04:59Of course it is. You couldn't even afford that if you sold your kidneys.
05:03Yeah, I didn't know they allowed people who shopped at Goodwill in here. No wonder Dan dumped you.
05:09She's right. You look like a homeless person. This place is way out of your budget.
05:12Actually, I think we'll stay. Thanks. Right, Phillip?
05:16Wow. You sure do move fast, don't you? Not even two days after breaking up and you're already handcuffed to this loser.
05:23Shut the hell up, Dan. You still have some of your baby teeth.
05:26Ellie did say her ex was the biggest mistake of her life. Seems like she was right.
05:31Wow, Ellie. Seems that you two sure are meant for each other. He's pathetic.
05:39Is that so?
05:42Miss, please feel free to choose whatever you like. It is an honor to serve a customer like you.
05:48Are you kidding? An honor? She can't even afford Kroger.
05:52No, let's just go upstairs and get away from this filth.
05:55I would like nothing more.
05:57I'm sorry, but you cannot go upstairs.
06:03We can't, but those losers can?
06:05I'm a VIP member.
06:07VIP doesn't matter. Those two are our important guests.
06:10If anybody's a nobody here, it's you two.
06:12Do you know who I am?
06:13Security, throw these two outs.
06:15Who are you, really?
06:26I'm just a random guy your ex accused you of hooking up with.
06:33That store back there belongs to a client of mine. He's a friend.
06:37Of course. An escort like him probably knows a lot of high class people. Maybe even celebrities.
06:43Hi there. Welcome in.
06:50Thanks. I'm starving.
06:51Wow, that's hot.
06:52Oh, no, no, no. It's not what it looks like. We accidentally got locked together.
06:56Baby, I'm sure she knows how these things work.
06:58No, why are you saying that?
07:00Look, it's okay. I totally understand. My girlfriend loves that kinky shit. I'll be back when you guys are ready.
07:04Since when do you call me baby?
07:07Ellie? Long time no see.
07:10Oh my god. Hi, Summer.
07:13Wait, did you actually break up with Dan?
07:15Yeah, we broke up a while ago. Summer and I went to school together.
07:20It's a pleasure.
07:21Ow!
07:22Ellie, you should probably know, Dan's been posting you've got a sugar daddy now.
07:26What?
07:27Everyone thinks you're a mistress to some rich CEO. Dan thinks there's no way to show your face at tomorrow's class reunion party.
07:36That asshole.
07:38You know what? Tell everybody we'll be there.
07:42Didn't you hear? I think Ellie's got herself a sugar daddy. Wasn't she with Dan before?
07:47Oh, that's old news. Dan's new girlfriend is the daughter of a school board member.
07:51Joanna's nothing like my ex. She would never whore herself out to some rich guy.
07:55Ugh.
07:56God.
07:57What a parasite.
07:58Of course Ellie didn't come. Guess I can't blame her. She must be so ashamed.
08:02He's probably too embarrassed as to leave the house.
08:13If my cheating ex and his micropenis had the guts to show up here, why wouldn't I?
08:18I supported you for two years, then you hook up with the Howard family heiress,
08:22and now you're spreading rumors that I'm some rich guy's lover?
08:25Oh my god. Joanna was the homewrecker?
08:28You mean Dan's the cheater?
08:30You bitch. Joanna and I are in love. You hooked up with this guy within 48 hours of us breaking up.
08:35And you say he's not your sugar dog. Yet you're walking around handcuffed like it's some kinky game.
08:40You have no shame.
08:41My man likes to keep me close. Are you jealous?
08:44Little Miss Sidepiece sent this to me to make sure I'd catch them. So who's shameless now?
08:55Well, he is f***ing sh**.
08:57Touch her. No regret.
09:01You have any idea who you're messing with? Apologize now!
09:04You think a simple apology is enough? No, you should be begging for my forgiveness.
09:07In your dreams.
09:08Give me the manager now! Where the hell is security?
09:11How can I help you guys out?
09:12Don't worry, I got this.
09:13Get these two cockroaches out of my sight!
09:15Kick us out? You think you have that authority?
09:18Miss, what seems to be the problem?
09:20These two do not belong here, and I want them brought.
09:22Mr. W...
09:24Mr. Wesley? My sincerest apologies.
09:28Ellie's boyfriend is a Wesley?
09:30As in THE Wesley Group?
09:32Isn't this restaurant owned by the Wesley Group?
09:35Could...
09:36Could he be...
09:37No, there's no way. The Wesley heir grew up abroad, and I heard he's hideous, which is why I bailed on the engagement.
09:43He can't possibly be the Wesley heir.
09:45So she's the woman my mom forced me to get married with, and she bailed on that engagement because of some rumors.
09:49Good riddance.
09:51Does it not?
09:53Of course, Miss Wesley.
09:54You two are blacklisted permanently.
09:57What?
09:59Oh no.
10:00You're gonna regret this.
10:01I am the Howard family heiress!
10:03Right this way.
10:06Let's get out of here.
10:11Thanks for today.
10:12So you and the Wesleys...
10:15Wesley's our client of mine.
10:16Of course. He knows everyone.
10:17I've heard super rich people can be pretty kinky.
10:20It must be tough to make money like that, huh?
10:24Yeah, it is.
10:26Are you pretending to be poor on purpose?
10:28How long is she gonna keep this act up?
10:30How could the Murphy family possibly be beneath the Howards?
10:33You got me.
10:34I'm secretly a rich heiress pretending to be poor as a social experiment.
10:39Do you believe it?
10:41I do.
10:44Oh, Philip. You're so gullible.
10:47Ellie, I...
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