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00:00Let's get started.
00:02Well, everyone in the zoo, we have time for news.
00:07Here is the first news.
00:10What's not enough?
00:13I don't think so.
00:16Of course I say so, but I don't think so in our industry.
00:21You guys rely on sound, right?
00:23Say something.
00:24So, now, the Animal show, Human Research Lab, has become a regular program!
00:31It's not bad, you know, you're doing this for the animals.
00:35You don't have to watch the Homosapien, you know.
00:38But if you don't have to, there's still this kind of damage, you know.
00:42Then, I won't watch it, it's not like you can't stand it when there's a riot.
00:47What's this?
00:48What, what, let me talk a little more!
00:54Human Research Lab
01:15You know, on my way home from the animal show,
01:19I thought I messed up, so I came in,
01:22but it turned out I messed up.
01:24That's amazing.
01:25Everyone was like, oh, I did this too much.
01:27I thought I'd be fine, but...
01:29That's why the animal show is so popular.
01:31That's good, that's good.
01:32It's not for humans, you know.
01:34Anyway, you're here again today.
01:38Oh, you're the one who came to the special show the other day.
01:42Yes, I'm Murashige.
01:43Nice to meet you.
01:44Nice to meet you.
01:45Nice to meet you.
01:46It's just that I've been in a cage since this time.
01:51I might run away if this gets broadcast all over the country.
01:54I can't run away.
01:55I heard rumors about Homo Sapiens,
01:57but if you look away for a moment,
01:58I'll do an online casino or something.
02:00It's dangerous.
02:01It's dangerous.
02:02I'm sorry.
02:03It's just started.
02:05Well, let's go.
02:07What?
02:08I heard that.
02:09When Homo Sapiens came out with that,
02:11it's a guy called Shutagai.
02:12It's a guy called Kanpei.
02:13What?
02:14I'm so excited.
02:15What?
02:16It's a bit weak and short.
02:20It's about time to go to the real thing.
02:22Please go to the research.
02:24Don't kill me if you want to be supported like that.
02:28Please be careful with your words.
02:29If you guys are in charge,
02:31it doesn't make sense.
02:32You're talking too much.
02:34So, the first research topic is...
02:39Famous Homo Sapiens is afraid of being exposed to the Internet.
02:44He can't do what he wants to do.
02:48It's a celebrity Homo Sapiens, isn't it?
02:50Will he be exposed?
02:52Don't you like it?
02:53No, I don't like it.
02:54For example,
02:55he can be exposed in private moments.
02:58We're exposing people using the hot springs, aren't we?
03:02Yes, yes, yes.
03:03We're making a funny face.
03:05That's right.
03:06We're showing it on the video of Homo Sapiens.
03:08That's right.
03:09Now I'm exposing torture.
03:11I think it's okay to expose it now,
03:13but Hikaru is in the way, so I can't expose it now.
03:15Hikaru wants to expose torture.
03:18I want to expose it.
03:19I also want to see Hikaru's torture.
03:21You want to see it, too?
03:23I want to see it.
03:28I don't know what's funny.
03:30Anyway,
03:31I was wondering if the famous Homo Sapiens would be exposed
03:35if he did what he wanted to do for a day.
03:38So I used two Homo Sapiens and experimented.
03:41Really?
03:42Let's take a look.
03:44I'm looking forward to it.
03:45So, the first Homo Sapien is...
03:51Oh, it's big.
03:52It's big.
03:53It's a big Homo Sapien.
03:55Otsuru Himan is a giant Homo Sapien.
04:00Is it famous?
04:01It's famous.
04:02Last year, he became a finalist in the M-1 Grand Prix.
04:07He has become more famous,
04:09and the risk of being exposed even on a daily basis is increasing.
04:14But he has more serious problems than that.
04:18He takes up a lot of space just by living a normal life.
04:21He stands out.
04:22When he was on the escalator, he couldn't get on because he had a lot of free time.
04:26When will he die?
04:28He is 182 cm tall and weighs 190 kg.
04:31It's big. It's as big as a bear.
04:33Because of his big body, he always stands out.
04:38He has a lot of things that he can't do even if he wants to.
04:42First of all, he stands out.
04:45So, we asked Himan to do two things that he has been holding back until now.
04:53He will investigate whether the sightings of this day will be exposed on social media.
04:59This is troublesome.
05:00This social media thing has been going on for a while.
05:02I often hold back information about sightings.
05:14Here it is.
05:15Oh, it's big.
05:17I really like street Chinese food.
05:19There are many narrow shops in street Chinese food.
05:21That's right.
05:22If it's okay to eat without worrying about people's eyes,
05:25I'd like to go to a narrow and delicious street Chinese restaurant.
05:30I have to decide the width of the passage rather than the taste.
05:33Yukko, don't get in the way.
05:36Then, the customers come and go.
05:42Oh, he's already looking.
05:43Oh, he's already looking.
05:44He's already looking.
05:45He's already looking.
05:46Oh, this means that he will be noticed.
05:49Homo sapi, who is sitting next to him,
05:52notices Himan with beautiful eyes.
05:55After all, he is famous.
05:58However, he doesn't care about that.
06:01First of all, he orders a bowl of Yulin tea.
06:05Is it normal to order a bowl of Yulin tea by yourself?
06:10And then...
06:13I'm getting hungry.
06:14Give me something to eat.
06:19Can I have a cup of coke instead?
06:21That's good.
06:22You eat a lot.
06:24That's true.
06:25You eat a lot, don't you?
06:27It's a party.
06:29Although it is easy to be exposed that he is in a narrow and delicious street Chinese restaurant,
06:36he also eats a lot.
06:39That's amazing.
06:43The person next to him is doing something.
06:46As a result, Himan stands out more than anyone else in the line.
06:52Has Himan, who has come to a very narrow Chinese restaurant, been exposed?
07:00From the day of the shooting to today, he has been searching for SNS.
07:06As a result,
07:09he found a post that he thought was probably the case.
07:16What is the content of the post?
07:19I can't help it.
07:24If it's okay to eat without worrying about people's eyes,
07:27it's a narrow and delicious street Chinese restaurant.
07:30Himan, who has come to a very narrow Chinese restaurant that he couldn't go even if he wanted to go.
07:38From the day of the shooting to today, he has been searching for SNS.
07:45He found a post that he thought was probably the case.
07:51Here it is.
07:54After work, I went to a Chinese restaurant in Shinbashi.
07:57On the right side of my counter,
07:59Mamataro and Otsuru Himan were there.
08:01I was very excited.
08:03I talked to them on my way home.
08:05I was very excited.
08:06This kind of thing is quite common.
08:08This means that he is exposed.
08:10This is where he is identified.
08:13Is that the person next to him?
08:14That's definitely the person next to him.
08:16He tweeted.
08:18I can't help it.
08:20Next, Himan's second desire is...
08:24Is this a tourist attraction?
08:25It's hard to put my arms together.
08:27What's this?
08:28It's too big.
08:29What's wrong with this?
08:31I want to go on a date with a girl.
08:35There's a girl I'm interested in,
08:38but I can't go out even if I invite her.
08:41People will find out that I'm Otsuru Himan.
08:44Because it's too big.
08:47So, what he did was...
08:49a completely hidden date experience.
08:53You're not going to give me a reward, are you?
08:56I won't give you a reward.
08:58If I get caught here,
09:00I'll be found out in one shot.
09:03Then, immediately...
09:05Do I line up here?
09:08This is a dollhouse.
09:10Everyone's looking at me.
09:12Is this a rice cracker?
09:13They're looking at me.
09:14They're already looking at me.
09:16Furthermore...
09:17Should I get a custard and a monja?
09:22He's taking a picture.
09:24He's taking a picture.
09:25This is actually not good,
09:28but he tends to do homosapiens.
09:30However, Himan doesn't realize that at all.
09:36I think I can play a rice cracker game.
09:41It's a rice cracker game.
09:44Wow, amazing!
09:46He's doing everything he's never done in the lab.
09:50He's boldly playing the game.
10:00Isn't that a camera?
10:03Are you going to drink it?
10:05And the last date is...
10:07And the last date is...
10:09Everyone's looking at me.
10:11Everyone's looking at me.
10:13It's a famous rice cracker.
10:14It's really big.
10:16The risk of being exposed is extremely high.
10:19He gets on a silver car.
10:21You're really good at riding this.
10:23Two animals run through the city of Asakusa.
10:27If the girls are big, they can't ride it.
10:30Then, from a sense of freedom...
10:33Wow, amazing!
10:35You're going to pay for this, aren't you?
10:37Hey, hey, is this okay?
10:40Himan didn't care about what others thought.
10:42He was boldly playing the game.
10:47What's the result?
10:49If he did this, he'd be exposed.
10:53Of course, he'd be exposed.
10:56He immediately started looking for SNS.
11:01He couldn't find any posts.
11:05When he thought he couldn't find any more...
11:10He found a post.
11:14Here it is.
11:19Himan Otsuru was in Asakusa.
11:23It's simple.
11:25It's a very simple way to be exposed.
11:28It's famous, isn't it?
11:30It's something I'm used to.
11:32But isn't there a picture of you being exposed?
11:36You can't have a picture of me being exposed.
11:39Wait a minute.
11:40You can't?
11:41You can't.
11:42Why?
11:43It's not something you can show to others.
11:46You're in trouble because you don't have many children, aren't you?
11:50Yes.
11:51Famous people can expose you.
11:55I see.
11:56You can expose them.
11:57Right?
11:58I'll expose you.
12:00Yes, I'll try to expose you.
12:02To whom?
12:04Is there a representative who can expose you?
12:07He's a tough guy.
12:09It's getting interesting.
12:11I brought another Homosapien.
12:14What?
12:15The second Homosapien he brought to the studio is...
12:22What is this?
12:24Actress Ryo Kato.
12:27She debuted in the entertainment world at the age of 10.
12:30She's been in the entertainment world for 25 years.
12:32She's been in the entertainment world for a long time.
12:35Well, there are some cases.
12:39I was photographed and spread on social media.
12:44I was exposed.
12:45That's how you were photographed.
12:46That's right.
12:48So, let's get started.
12:52I'm Ogami from Yakitogenki.
12:54I'm Ryo Kato.
12:56This is my resume.
12:58What is this?
12:59It's for customer service.
13:00What do you want to do?
13:01It's for communication.
13:03If you can do this, there will be no problem.
13:06What do you want to do?
13:07Ryo Kato.
13:08Today.
13:09Nice to meet you.
13:10Are you going to work part-time?
13:11I've always wanted to work part-time.
13:14I'm grateful that many people know me.
13:19If Ryo Kato works part-time,
13:22people think I'm funny.
13:24People think I'm selfish.
13:26People think I'm selfish.
13:28I can't take a step forward.
13:31He's been in the entertainment world for a long time.
13:34He has no experience of working part-time.
13:37That's all I've done.
13:39As a life experience,
13:41he wants to experience a real part-time job once.
13:45Let's practice once.
13:47For the time being, live.
13:49For the time being, live.
13:51For the time being, live.
13:52Did you say something?
13:53No, I didn't.
13:54After a while of practice,
13:57they start working part-time.
14:00Welcome.
14:02Enjoy your meal.
14:04Do people work part-time when they are young?
14:07Yes, they do.
14:08But I've never worked part-time since I was young.
14:13That's right.
14:15Is there a hole in the chair?
14:17Can you poop?
14:18No, I can't.
14:21Here's your beer.
14:23Here you go.
14:26He's trying to serve the first time.
14:29He doesn't know if he's doing well.
14:34But...
14:36I'd like six servings.
14:38I'd like chara-nankotsu and Genkidama.
14:41I'd like one chara-nankotsu.
14:43I'm going to hit you.
14:44You're not just saying that.
14:46I have to hit you.
14:47I'm confident.
14:49I'm sorry.
14:50I'm sorry.
14:51I'm in a hurry.
14:52I'm sorry.
14:53They're fighting.
14:55Kato is confused by the order.
14:58The senior staff tries to distract him.
15:02Is that so?
15:03I don't think so.
15:05He's saying something.
15:07He has a dark face.
15:10He doesn't know the name,
15:13but he's noticed by the group.
15:17And then...
15:20It's not him.
15:21He's a staff member.
15:24He found out.
15:25He's going to be exposed.
15:27He's an entertainer.
15:28He's said to be an entertainer.
15:31It's Ryo Kato.
15:32He's going to take a picture of someone else's cell phone.
15:35He's noticed by the customers one by one.
15:43Is he afraid of that?
15:46He wanted to do it, didn't he?
15:49He's noticed.
15:51Maybe he's afraid of showing his face.
15:54So,
15:56they decided to call him outside for a while.
16:00He can't do it normally.
16:02In this case,
16:03people who are doing entertainment
16:05are useless for other jobs.
16:07That's true.
16:09Good evening.
16:10He's bringing customers.
16:13It's a strong meal.
16:15That's right.
16:18He did it.
16:20He did a good job.
16:23I'm glad.
16:24I'm glad.
16:26He's crying in a strange way.
16:29Will he be able to do it successfully?
16:32Without showing his face,
16:34he started serving customers again.
16:38Kuen-san Sour Mega.
16:40Kuen-san Sour Mega.
16:41Kuen-san Sour Mega.
16:43Thank you for waiting.
16:44He started to cry.
16:46That's right.
16:47Thank you for waiting.
16:51Highball Big Lemon Sour.
16:54It's hard to pronounce his name.
16:56Then,
16:57Kato's behavior changed.
17:01Yes.
17:02He doesn't look like an entertainer.
17:04He says he's an entertainer.
17:05He says so.
17:07I'm not an entertainer.
17:08I'm Kato.
17:10How do I look in the picture?
17:12You look very serious.
17:14He's an entertainer.
17:15He's laughing.
17:16He's happy.
17:18By communicating with customers,
17:22I think I was able to help the restaurant
17:25that everyone was excited about.
17:28That's a good story.
17:31More than the disadvantage of being exposed on SNS,
17:36he realized that his existence
17:38made customers happy.
17:43Yay!
17:44He's excited.
17:46He's excited.
17:47Yes.
17:52He's popular.
17:53No, no, no.
17:54I'm glad I met him today.
17:57I'm glad I met him today.
17:59The customers are happy, too.
18:00Yes.
18:01I thought it wasn't good to be noticed,
18:03but they seem to be happy.
18:05This is a new discovery.
18:07Yes.
18:08He works part-time for about 6 hours.
18:12He communicates actively with over 50 homosapiens.
18:20Is this good?
18:22If we're happy, it's good.
18:25It's a difficult group.
18:27Isn't this spreading?
18:29Kato realized his dream of working at a bar.
18:32Is it really being exposed on SNS?
18:37This is what happened.
18:40You looked like you were having fun.
18:42I had a lot of fun.
18:44I don't know how it's being exposed.
18:46I'm curious.
18:47Is the result coming out?
18:49Bring it to me.
18:51The result is written here.
18:53It seems to be written.
18:54I'm curious.
18:55Let's go.
18:56Yes.
18:57Let's go.
18:58Yes.
18:59Here we go.
19:03Wait a minute.
19:04Ryu-kun, turn it over.
19:09Staff.
19:11Ryu-kun, why did you say it twice?
19:13The Human Research Institute is broadcasting on TVer and Hulu.
19:18Let's go.
19:19Yes.
19:20Let's go.
19:21Please turn it over.
19:23Please turn it over, Ryu-san.
19:25Can I turn it over?
19:27Please turn it over.
19:29Here we go.
19:32What is this?
19:33What is this?
19:34I'm scared.
19:35What is this?
19:36What is this sound?
19:37Wait a minute.
19:39Wait a minute.
19:41What is this?
19:42What is this light?
19:43What is this?
19:44Wait a minute.
19:45Production.
19:46I don't need this light.
19:47I'm scared.
19:48What is it?
19:49Let's add flavor to everything.
19:52Wait a minute.
19:53Ryu-kun, turn it over.
19:55What?
19:56Zero?
19:58What do you think about the talent power?
20:01I thought about it.
20:03I just wanted to show it because I was hiding it.
20:07I didn't hide it because I was confident.
20:12Wait a minute.
20:13Aren't you all too uninterested?
20:14Aren't you all too uninterested?
20:15Wait a minute.
20:16Are you interested in me?
20:18Please proceed.
20:19I'm sorry.
20:20I think it's time.
20:21Yes.
20:22It's over.
20:23Is there such an ending?
20:25You can't think of it in the world of KOPI.
20:27Please ask for your impressions.
20:28If I were in this mode, it would be impossible.
20:32Seriously?