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00:00You make for a convincing red knight?
00:03Really you think so brother?
00:06All right, this is the trump simulator 2025
00:10I don't know what this is going to be
00:12There are three options in this game. It says play play as musk coming soon
00:19And that's it. All right, let's go ahead and get this started. Let's do it guys
00:23play
00:24Thank you for buying trump simulator 2025. It means a lot to me
00:28This is a very simple silly satire game
00:32About u.s. Politics in 2025. I hope it makes people laugh amidst tears of anguish
00:37Please excuse the bugs
00:40All right, please enjoy and tell your favorite youtuber about it
00:46Uh and have fun being president trump and running the country from air force one
00:54Okay
00:56I feel like it's like it's not on right? Okay there that that's a little bit better, right?
01:00This one this feels better though. And uh, okay. Here we go
01:04Board air force one. Let's do it
01:13Two of the smartest
01:19Oh god
01:22Oh god, okay, uh things to do explore the plane blow dry my wig launch 20 nukes drive my cyber suck
01:31Lower egg that nobody cares about that. Okay, so there's four things to do guys
01:36Uh, let's go ahead and get it done
01:38All right chair of cock
01:41Radio on or off, okay
01:45Breaking news the economy is on a downward spiral again today millions cannot afford food or basic
01:51necessities
01:53Okay. Anyway, so, um open and close the hatch time left of presidency
02:01111 million seconds left to honor your presidential predecessors
02:06You should do exactly nothing for the american people before this time runs out
02:12Okay, lovely and print money. Can I print some money?
02:18The united states of musk
02:22Oh
02:23Big money big money. Let's go pick up the bill
02:27Let's get it. All right. We got a hundred dollars. Wow
02:30That was easy the united states of musk sponsored by doge apparently
02:36Blow a kit. Oh god. Okay, great. And this is the secret compartment. I'm not
02:52This does go so hard though, right
02:55Damn
02:56Damn, bro. What the fuck?
02:59Yeah, really? Yeah, bro. I gotta I gotta change my hat. What is this?
03:05Okay, and can I turn the light on uh, it says blow a kiss. Oh no
03:11Okay, and what wait what is all this president musk
03:15Musk left his toys out again. Oh, no, his phone's not connected to anything
03:20Pp
03:23Oh god, okay, and this is the american flag
03:26All right, and this is the desk
03:29Don't touch
03:31Hunters don't touch am I trans and other lgbtq?
03:36questions from vicky vagina
03:39Oh my god request a a coca-cola
03:47Oh my
03:50Oh
04:07Another one
04:10Oh shit, okay
04:12Okay
04:15Wow, all right, that's pretty fucking easy. Is it that easy?
04:19Damn, okay. Maybe I should be the president
04:22Okay, and then what else do you have? So this is looking outside. Oh, wow
04:29Really brings out his eyes
04:32Oh my god
04:34Oh
04:41Is that lebron james, yeah, I think this is lebron james actually okay a milkshake. Okay, so I can get him what
04:52This some gay shit, oh they on that gay shit. Oh, okay
04:58And what else is this turn on the tv?
05:01Mysterious substance found in popular breakfast cereal marketed to kids
05:06Scientists call it toxic formaldehyde. The company calls it funny dust
05:11Okay, let's turn that off. All right. So what happens if I get a milkshake?
05:18Oh, wow, it's hansa burger. Oh, wow. What about a hot dog? You need more money donald. Wait
05:26Wait, there's a counter of how much
05:29Wait, so I have to print out more money to buy hot dogs
05:35Okay, I have a hundred dollars and now I need to buy
05:39Wait a hot dog is a hundred dollars. I thought trump was supposed to get rid of inflation
05:45What the fuck happened?
05:49Wait, what does it say open hatch? What does this do?
05:56Oh shit
05:59Oh shit
06:05Use the treadmill
06:15Oh
06:29Oh my god
06:33That's great boys, yeah. Oh, that's good
06:36Somebody's getting deported for making this game
06:38No, bro, like this is gonna be the new the new czar of video games right here. It's gonna be this guy not me
06:44Oh my god
06:46Okay. Um
06:47So yeah, a lot of natural gas, I guess so. Okay. What is this here a driving range hold l mouse?
06:55Oh my god
07:00What is this here was
07:06Here lies q anon age 97 murdered by the woke left we suspect
07:14Man that sucks, huh? Merry christmas
07:26Oh
07:29God
07:30Oh, this is good. Okay, great. And then oh, here's the nuclear ball. I don't know if I can open that
07:36And uh the driving range, what is this here t to enter? Oh, okay. All right. I'm not ready for that yet
07:43Give me a minute
07:44Okay, what is this here spawn a brick?
07:48Wait kickbacks processed here
07:51Oh
07:53Wait, where's the money going?
07:58Wait, can't we move this extend the embezzler?
08:14Cash out
08:17Oh
08:20Man follow the money bro. I can't jump down. It doesn't let me
08:24Um, okay, so it's going oh, we're above ukraine. That's the reason why
08:30Okay, great
08:31Um, all right country manager 2025 by big oil soft taxes on the working class
08:38All right, let's lower them maybe encrypted search
08:43Wait
08:44Can I do any of this I can't okay, um lower
09:04Oh my god
09:07100
09:14Oh
09:18No
09:23Is this is this working
09:25Wait, this is what it's like in canada, right? I'm pretty sure it is
09:30Oh, no
09:33A thousand percent
09:36Oh, this is really bad
09:39A thousand percent gentlemen, there we go
09:42Okay
09:44So that's the new taxes as well. All right, that looks pretty good
09:48and
09:50Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. Good. All right, we got it
09:54okay, I have
09:56$21,000 now and then I I have a
09:59Pick up five bricks
10:03Wait detective board
10:05Banks suspiciously calling in my loans the clinton's egg prices woke mind virus my hernia
10:12Eric kamala tiktok at epic kamala tiktok edits
10:19Oh my god
10:22Okay, it's the trans
10:27Okay, okay, can I spawn a brick
10:34Wait, so what do I do with brick? Oh wait
10:42So
10:44Wait
10:46So I can build a wall
10:52I can build a wall so that
11:01Bro this is government efficiency
11:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no i'm messing up my wall
11:10Oh, they're making a wall now
11:16Wait
11:19Wait, can I do it? Just a minute. Just a minute. I'm doing it. So what's this flag?
11:27Um
11:31Is that mexico is it italy? Oh, I thought it was mexico. Oh, really?
11:39Oh
11:42The italian, oh, that's good. It's gonna build the wall between us and and italy
11:48I guess like yeah, I I think that's good, right?
11:54Is that good I feel like it's gotta be good
11:58Okay, all right, so
12:02Wait, oh no, I don't know how to do it. Okay, so I can build the wall. Oh, this is really good
12:09Oh, wow
12:12Oh, they're never gonna get over this one
12:16Well, this is impressive it's mexico is this mexico, I don't know if it's mexico
12:21Yeah, that's right. Okay good
12:23Yeah build guide when I apparently not okay. So driving range
12:28inter cyber suck
12:31Oh
12:38My fucking god
12:41Flip the truck
12:43Wait, how does a flip work? Wait, can I do a flip?
12:49Wait, let me see if I can
12:51What happens if I go into this?
12:54Space bar I can oh I can make it jump
12:56Jump
12:58Why is my why is my truck on oh, no, no, no
13:06Can it do this
13:10Oh fuck bro
13:14Yes, all right, let's go
13:16Oh
13:22Oh, this is great guys
13:24Oh, yeah
13:26this is
13:27Is this what it's like being president? Oh, look at all the money
13:31Oh my god
13:35Wow
13:37Oh and I can kick the ball in what what does the ball do?
13:42Nothing it does nothing. Okay. What about this one here?
13:46Wait a sec. Let me knock it backwards. Okay good
13:49And then flip the truck. Okay. All right, so that just reorients it. That's what it does
13:58Okay
14:00Perfect all right great and then reset the truck. Okay space bar. Okay. So how do I get out truck extinguisher?
14:08So
14:15Wait, how do I get out?
14:17Oh, oh I see I have to press t
14:21Okay. Well that was pretty fun. Maybe I should buy one of those. Is that how cyber trucks are in real life?
14:27Yeah, I didn't even know what happens if I call for a drink and the secret hatch is open
14:38So
14:49Okay
14:51Got him. Okay. So now what?
14:53All right. Let me try and do that and let me go over to here
14:57What does this say open the secret compartment?
15:08Oh
15:18Fuck bro, I was trying to use it on him. It doesn't work
15:22boring stupid gun
15:25Okay. So how do I put this? How do I put this away? Put it away. Okay. All right, and can I open this?
15:31Okay, sir, we're only five minutes closer than the last time you knocked on the door, sir
15:34Is okay, sir, uh, could you please stop that sir?
15:39Okay
16:00Okay, turn on the shower
16:03So
16:08He's taking a shower and money, okay, how fat is he?
16:15346 pounds. Oh my god
16:19That's a fat fuck
16:21Holy fuck. This can't be accurate. I think it might be guys
16:25Much happier news looking at the stock market things are looking quite good for the owner of musky industries
16:31Who just made 37 billion dollars as I said that sentence anyway onto the radio up next we have president trump's favorite
16:38Love song dear joe
16:41Of what we could have been
17:01So
17:19Oh my fucking god
17:22president trump
17:24Okay
17:26So am I trans? It's a good book actually. All right, let's read it
17:31Oh, fuck. It doesn't let me read it. I was hoping to say it
17:35That brought a tear to my eye. I don't know who joe is if he's out there. I hope he's doing all right
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17:57Are you tired of these trans women in the women's bathroom?
18:03Because I certainly am that's why I invented trans away
18:07It's basically testosterone in a little spray bottle
18:11So whenever you're in the store and you clock someone that you think might be a man just spray them with trans away
18:18And when they punch you in your face
18:21You'll know pretty quickly if it's a man or not
18:24To stop wasting your hard-earned american dollars on gay beer and buy trans. Oh god, you can't even drink it
18:32It's actually pretty good. Well, that's all for today folks tune in tomorrow for the president's latest hit single
18:39May I have this jd vans?
18:46Oh my god
18:54Jesus christ, thank god. Thank god. That was over. Okay, open the laptop
19:01Hunters don't touch. Okay. Let's use the laptop. Okay. Can I click on music?
19:24This is so retarded
19:36Nice
19:38Okay, all right
19:40Let's go. All right. So what does the bald eagle do?
19:44country manager pass a law
19:47Fat people fat people go to jail always
19:53Until they aren't fat anymore. Okay, good. All right
20:00No fat bitches, all right number two
20:05Deport deport all illegals
20:10Except the hot ones
20:13Uh girls
20:15Okay, uh, let's see what else besides that
20:19um
20:21Fuck
20:23I'll take over canada
20:26Yeah, there you go take over canada, all right, all right, that's perfect
20:30Okay, good and economy
20:32inject
20:3410 000 a billion into okay
20:38schools college tuition
20:40foreign nationals football
20:42private banks
20:44Pharmaceuticals oil companies department of education and social security. Okay, let's do foreign nationals and we're going to inject
20:51A hundred billion a thousand billion dollars
20:56Wow, that was easy football. Okay, let's let's put the money into football
21:0225 billion into football. Okay, let's go. Let's go more money into football. All right, perfect. What's this other one?
21:11I like men i'm gay as hell
21:22I
21:27Like men i'm gay as hell
21:31All right
21:32What else about nuclear launch code? I want a new camera. I want a new canada
21:38Where do I new canada?
21:42I like okay. All right
21:4810 nukes
21:51One two three four
21:56Okay, wait
21:59Wait, there's a phone call
22:02Wait, hello whiskey mike nine indian one zero
22:11Wait what
22:14Oh, I have to listen wait a minute I didn't realize I had to listen
22:22Shit what did it say?
22:26Uh, oh it's over there, okay
22:32Let's see, I one zero, okay good
22:38Warhead launch look out your window
22:43I like men i'm gay as hell. Wow
22:48Wow
22:50Those are going to canada
22:54Man
22:57Damn that's crazy
23:00What a good game
23:02It's flat. I knew it. Yeah, I know
23:06Fuck him, bro. We don't want to see that shit. Okay. All right random country madagascar
23:14Okay, I love their smell
23:18Madagascar wait, we're blowing up madagascar. Okay
23:22Okay, I guess we're gonna yeah
23:24That seems good, right? I mean should we blow them up? I I don't know. Where is madagascar? Who cares?
23:30Uh, it was a tv show. Anyway, that's not even a country
23:34Okay
23:39No
23:45Okay, so what's this
23:48Foreign stars by the hour
23:51okay, um
23:52Let's go with this one. She's got the biggest tits. Let's go with actually
23:56uh
23:57Yeah, let's go with her
24:02Contact me a website overnight
24:05Wait
24:09Wait, where are
24:11Bottom right
24:14Wait, how does this work quick logout? Where are we? Did it work? Where is she?
24:20fuck
24:23Fuck
24:25God damn it. I didn't have enough money. Yeah, I did have enough money so you can order hose as well
24:33Oh man
24:36Do
24:40Fully booked for the whole year. Oh god, jesus christ. Okay. Um
24:49Jesus wow
24:55Wow, okay good now go to twitter. Okay. All right. Let me look at twitter shit out an opinion
25:06Oh
25:10All these fat hoes need to shut up on god
25:15Okay
25:19Notifications chump looks like a potato with a wig I swear if I saw a ufo as my neighbor's drone
25:28Everybody liked my shit. Am I the only one that believes gravity is a scam?
25:33I think I saw a ufo get your personal ai assistant for free
25:40Trump is like walking chaos
25:43Yeah
25:46Bro my phone has started talking back trump probably thinks the moon landing was fake
25:55Me solve world peace, but you forgot about wi-fi. Oh true. What's this?
26:02Vance and drag. Wait, what?
26:06What does this do
26:15Uh, this music's fire, oh, yeah
26:20Okay, i'll turn it down a little bit, okay
26:24um
26:27Okay
26:29Okay, so
26:32Is that it
26:33so it just it just
26:35Shitter for desktop. Wow
26:38ninja
26:39Who's ninja?
26:40Is that that fortnite guy?
26:43Who the hell is that tweet? I just nuke shit
26:48There's a volume bar on the music app is it okay, there you go, that's better you better be happy. Okay good
26:57Okay, so we did everything there that's good great so if I exit
27:03So I can send out nuclear bombs to any country. What country should we bomb? Wait a minute. Why don't we bomb the united states?
27:12Let's bomb our own country
27:15And then we're gonna blame it
27:17and then 20 10 nukes
27:20Okay
27:23So you committed wait committed high tree high treason wait, what does that mean?
27:36Oh
27:43It's okay, those are democrat towns, it's fine
27:47okay, so
27:49I think I beat the game
27:51I blew up the united states. I taxed everybody at a thousand percent
27:57I built the wall
27:59I lost
28:02Almost two pounds
28:05Oh, we got a bunch of money here
28:07238 thousand dollars
28:10Let's go ahead and raise this a little bit more
28:13Oh, yeah
28:14Oh, yeah, they love it
28:16Find the trans now. Well, we don't know if there's any trans
28:20Yeah, I think they're gone you didn't find who's in the cemetery wait, what do you mean by that?
28:24The cemetery I think I did everything didn't I i'm pretty sure I did
28:29Yeah, this is I I think that's everything pardon yourself. Oh, I don't need to
28:35Yeah, I don't think I need to I didn't do anything wrong except for uh blow up the country
28:40Uh, but besides that I think everything else was fine, right?
28:43Yeah, lower the price of eggs. So I don't know about that
28:47And yeah, why would I do that?
28:51Look at the checklist
28:53Wait, I didn't do anything yet
28:56Wait, I didn't do anything
28:59I just fucked everything up and raised the price of everything and bombed random countries
29:07What the fuck
29:09Oh
29:15What
29:20And i'm i'm fatter now i'm pretty sure I might need this later
29:40Maybe I should run for president after all. How about that? Check the news, okay
30:00Controversy surrounds manson's wage slash
30:03Critic slam policy is detrimental to work class
30:06New drive tax increases supreme court would charge you a modest monthly tax of three dollars today
30:12Just to go to work
30:13Could this new bill impact impoverished families in america? The senate says who cares?
30:22And an old entertainment company lonely fans creates controversial show lonely time an educational tv program
30:29That teaches males lonely fans etiquette for when they're 21 old enough to purchase their first subscription
30:36We teach the best tipping practices how to talk to a female content creator famous twitch streamer
30:42Zqx just signed first ever billion dollar streaming deal, dude
30:48That's crazy
30:50Said the 30 year old canadian streamer civil rights groups have protested the very concept rewarding someone a billion dollars
30:55Just for sitting in a chair and rotting
30:58Man earth is hell. I want to die every day
31:02What an ungrateful fuck the company wrote on shitter before rescinding the statement. We literally cannot afford anything
31:11What is this?
31:14A black boulder on the copyright on breathable air the company will start charging two cents to breathe as low as 2077
31:22Breathing will be monitored by your smartphone and it's a felony to tamper with your breath counter
31:28It's going to help pay for the roads
31:31El zod family staggering wealth hits 50 trillion their citizens are dying of hunger though
31:37Our city is flourishing says prince samar. We have cough banished the gays and now our people can finally exist in peace
31:47We need a 75
31:4975 hour work week says secretary of labor bob huggins people just don't want to work anymore buy thirst potion
31:56The economy has collapsed because of gen z's inherent laziness buy thirst potion
32:03What happened to the music there we go
32:07They gotta keep this going
32:11Wow listen to the radio, okay, let me do that again
32:18Give me a minute
32:20Okay pause
32:27So
32:32Breaking news the economy is on a downward spiral again today millions cannot afford food or basic necessities
32:39But in much happier news looking at the stock market
32:42Things are looking quite good for the owner of musk industries who just made 37 billion dollars as I said that sentence
32:49Anyway on to the radio up next we have president trump's favorite love song
32:54Teal joe what we could have been well, there it is
33:05Wow see if you can walk out, okay
33:14No, you can't it's like agent smith that was a good idea though, that was a really good idea
33:20Damn it
33:22Damn it, bro
33:24You can open the window
33:26No, you can it's it's like in a plane man
33:29It's not that way. It doesn't work that way
33:32Oh my fucking god
33:36Guys is this accurate
33:38You guys think this is what it's like being the president?
33:41Because maybe if it is maybe I could be the president one day
33:45I think I could sit around and order food all day and jerk off
33:50I brought a tear to my eye. I don't know who joe is
33:53Yeah, I I play as musk you can't yet. So this is a president simulator. So they are gonna add
34:01uh
34:04They are gonna add uh president musk down here
34:09It's just not it's the dlc
34:11There's no taco bell button
34:15Well
34:16um
34:18What would I rate this game
34:28Easiest money of my life I would rate this game donald trump out of 10
34:38Yeah
34:41This looks great guys
34:437 out of 10. Yes
34:46There are more people that are going to play this game than concord
34:53That's right gentlemen, it's not a surprise but there it is
35:01Oh my god the eagle app I already did it I did this is where you send bombs
35:08deploy a thousand military
35:10to uruguay
35:12Military change the egg prices
35:151 million dollars
35:18Egg prices are a million dollars now taxes are going up and you're gonna appoint
35:26um
35:28Long dick to the office of offices
35:36And then fire them
35:39Pig balls
35:42Oh my god
35:44So
35:51Man
35:54Wow
35:58Wow best goddamn president ever
36:04Point movie you think so
36:10Man
36:12Yep, no fat bitches, that's right
36:15Do you think mcdonald's wants her twice to go to jail buy greenland you can't it doesn't let you buy countries yet
36:23Mandatory. Oh, that's a good idea
36:27Mandatory cat girl girlfriends for all males
36:33weight
36:35weighing
36:37Over 250 pounds or more actually
36:43350
36:49Okay, I think we got it guys yep, I think this is beautiful
36:58Yep
37:02Wow
37:04I need to gain weight you do really is that it?
37:08Okay
37:10Eating twinkies. Yeah, this is beautiful truly amazing
37:17Wow
37:27Man it's beautiful. It is that's a great idea
37:33So
37:37Wait, that's this is the one for slavery, right?
37:49Women
37:52No, two birds with one stone
37:54All right. Well, there you go. How about that? Bring it back. Yeah. No, you know, it is one of these right?
38:00Bring back slavery
38:30Oh
38:38Shit man
38:42What a game what a game yeah, oh my god
38:50Okay, uh, wow
38:54There we go
38:56well, um
38:57Out there. I hope he's doing all right
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39:15Well
39:30So whenever you're in the store and you call up someone that you survive
39:34Just spray them with trans away
39:37And when they punch you in your face
39:39You'll know pretty quickly
39:44So stop wasting your hard-earned american dollars on a beer and find trans
40:00Man
40:10This is a vibe guys try the photo you can't do anything with it. No, it doesn't work
40:22Play the van song I did
40:25Oh
40:27God their trans joke is not funny. Really? I thought it was funny if it's not funny, then why did I laugh?
40:39Man
40:41Burn the servant I tried I think that's about all the game has to offer for now. I'm, sorry to say gentlemen
40:48Uh when they add in the elon musk version, they can have donald trump sit in the cup chair
40:55No
41:00It would have been funny if this was the only burnable thing it really would have been
41:07Yeah
41:10Man
41:25Imagine what a beautiful, uh, beautiful sight
41:31Wow
41:34Did you guys have fun playing this game
41:40Was this a good time
41:54So
42:14Oh god
42:18Jesus okay world peace. Yeah, I guess so. Let's see. What about russia?
42:24What happens if I nuke russia?
42:27um
42:29Guatemala what the hell do they do? I don't even know where the hell that is
42:34Where's russia
42:40Oh, it's going in the other direction, oh that makes sense
42:46Yeah, you can't nuke our friend russia, yeah you can
42:51You sure can brother
42:54Order a coke and set the assistant on fire. I tried it didn't work
43:00Man
43:02Just don't bomb serbia
43:04Well, I think this was fun. This is a little fun a fun little goofy game to play and try out
43:09Have a little bit of fun
43:11You know, do you guys like it? Was it enjoyable?
43:14Try burning things downstairs. Nothing was burnable. You couldn't burn anything down. Unfortunately
43:19Yeah, I tried it was fun, yeah, no you can't play as elon yet they said it's coming soon, okay
43:25Yeah, that's different. Okay
43:32Does this uh, undoubtedly, uh confirm to flat earth
43:35No, because they had to go in different directions. That's what it was. So it's a little bit different. Yeah
43:41man
43:43You still haven't bombed france no france are the ogs man, like we can't bomb france we got we could bomb like some other
43:50random country like I mean
43:52We gotta bomb the countries. I don't know where they're at
43:54Which is like pretty much all of them except for like three
43:57So yeah, uh, it'd be easy, right?
44:01No, great. I like you good should be fun. Uh do more stuff like this
44:05Yeah, i'd probably try and play a little bit more games like this have a little bit of fun every once in a while
44:09right, I mean
44:13Sir, uh, could you please stop that sir?
44:18Man
44:19Can you arrest hillary now? No, you can't. Uh, you cannot arrest hillary clinton
44:24There are other things that they should be able to do but this is the first step of the game
44:28Okay, remember he's only been president for a month. So things are just going to keep getting better
44:38Wait, you can call biden
44:41Hello, you've reached joe biden's voicemail i'm either in a meeting taking a nap or enjoying some ice cream leave a message
44:48And i'll get back to you as soon as I can god bless you
44:51And god bless america
44:53Wait, so you can call putin as well
45:10No
45:16Okay, it said number three says call kim
45:37And then number four is zalinsky
45:40You guys ready
45:42Foreign
46:09Okay
46:12Try the other numbers that's all the numbers
46:17That's all the numbers guys
46:21Oh my god, that was terrible it was
46:25Absolutely fucking terrible call iran. You can only call four. It says biden putin kim and zalinsky
46:31Okay, they haven't added in iran that that'll be the bonus one
46:36Soon secret compartment. That was the the gun. Don't worry about it. Yeah
46:41This was really funny I I I find games like this to be fun to play and um
46:48This is great man, I I did enjoy this it was uh, it was fun. It was good
46:54And uh call jd vance it doesn't let you
46:57Actually like it would but like yeah, apparently not guys. Sorry to say red button to raise the ramp
47:05Yeah, it just does that
47:07So
47:09Lower the taxes before you go. Okay. Let me lower the taxes
47:34What what what what
47:37What what's wrong? What's wrong?
47:39Trump will have to do that. I guess so right take it all
47:442 000 guys, this is normal. That's how much it's supposed to be. Yeah. What's the problem with that?
47:52Yeah, I don't aren't you patriotic
47:58Yeah, what do you what do you hate the country now
48:02It's kind of low to be honest, yeah, I know
48:05All right, I gotta uh
48:08Oh, I I gotta we got we gotta stop we gotta stop I think we did everything think about burning. Yeah, I know
48:15uh, well
48:16What a fucking game man
48:18What a fucking game
48:21It looks how it looks great brother, thanks man, I appreciate it
48:24Yeah, i've had this for like years, uh, like ever since like 2016 or something like that, right?
48:31Yeah, I don't know i'm glad you promoted it did you cancel medicare well, yeah that kind of goes without saying
48:38Yeah, that's that that happens that's an achievement you get
48:41As soon as you start the game actually
48:44Time to deport people now in the game. Emmy told you about. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Yeah, we have to play that too
48:51Us central command just released new videos on strikes of the hoothies. Fuck them
48:56Fuck them. That's how it is
48:58That's what you get
49:01Do that terrorism shit
49:05Deport them. Well, they're getting deported, uh off off of earth
49:09Yeah, that it's a little bit different, right?
49:11Imagine if trump heard about this and fixed blizzard. Yeah, imagine that
49:15And uh tax-free deployments looking pretty good pretty good 2000. Yeah, exactly
49:20Crash out not to buster. Yeah
49:24I stay away from political events seems like a bad idea. I I don't know. I mean, I think that um,
49:28You know politics it's like I don't mind getting involved with politics. I I think that the people that get upset about it
49:35This is a decent relaxing song, you know
49:38It's not that bad at the capital. No. No, you can't issue pardons for january 6th rioters, unfortunately
49:46Uh, you have to be able to I think the next update they should let you issue pardons for um
49:52People and like look at the different crimes
49:54So like there's a crime of like, you know burning down the capitol building pardon them
49:58and then like you can't pardon the only people that you can pardon are like people that
50:04Uh destroyed stuff at the capitol building and you you can also pardon rappers, but you can't pardon
50:09Like any uh, like like edward snowden, like if you try to pardon him, uh, the game ends it turns off the game
50:17It's unrealistic game trump can't jump. Oh, you think so? Yeah, I don't know
50:21Sending convicts to elcot. Yeah. See cut. Yeah, exactly there. Yeah, there you go
50:25You should be able to pardon joe exotic. Is this your maga hat from 2016?
50:29Uh, yeah, you could say that before they announced, uh that they were gonna make azeroth great again in 2017
50:35Yeah, uh, that was the yeah
50:38It was from a while ago, right a very very long time ago
50:42But uh, yeah send convicts to epcot. Yeah, I don't know
50:46Yeah, I don't know
50:48Have you checked the drawers in case there's an epstein list in a drawer? No, you can't check the drawers
50:52Unfortunately, that's a good idea though. Uh, hopefully they can add more of that kind of stuff. I think this game was pretty funny
50:58it was
51:00And uh, yeah, there you go the laptop from hell
51:03Uh, well, it says hunters don't touch
51:06So there you go
51:08Azeroth has been shit since legion. Yeah, I know. Well, this is when the hat happened, right? It was during legion
51:14Did you play elon mode yet you can't
51:18You can't man
51:20You cannot play elon mode. You have unlocked all achievements
51:24I called biden, but he didn't answer. I built a wall. I raised taxes. I committed high treason
51:31I drove my new truck. I farted
51:35Okay
51:38And I found the secret room and I raised taxes on the working class
51:42I unlocked all achievements for being donald trump
51:46Isn't that amazing?
51:48What a good day for me
51:52Wow