Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 13th Mar 2025
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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum dear viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:20Friends, our Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, said that
00:24Innamal Aamalu Bin Niyat
00:27Many times we judge people's actions and think that their intentions are bad.
00:34Intentions are known only to Allah.
00:37This month is such that we want to be forgiven and we ask for forgiveness a lot in this month.
00:44But how much do we forgive?
00:46We ask a lot that Allah forgives us.
00:49But the people who we have to forgive, how many people do we forgive?
00:54There are a lot of people who are still under your weight.
00:59They have made a mistake.
01:01This month is also to forgive them, not just to ask for forgiveness.
01:06Because intentions are known only to Allah.
01:09You cannot claim that someone's intentions are bad.
01:14You should beware of what your 5th or 6th sense tells you.
01:19You should beware of people, evil and bad.
01:22But you should forgive people.
01:24Believe that intentions can be better.
01:27Your guess can be wrong.
01:29So forgive as much as you have to forgive this month.
01:35Let's start today's show with this message.
01:38Let's take you to the neighborhood and see what's going on there.
01:45The thing is, it was a very good thing.
01:47Really?
01:48Allah knows that we eat cow in the morning.
01:50Very damp.
01:51They misbehave a lot.
01:53Why do they misbehave?
01:54Because it's a good thing.
01:56Okay, okay.
01:57It's a good thing.
01:58Okay, okay.
01:59But I forgive them.
02:01But I don't understand one thing.
02:02You do a very good thing, you forgive them, they are your customers.
02:06But the thing is, it's 11 o'clock at night.
02:09There is a lot of time in the morning.
02:11So why did you open this shop now?
02:13Son, you are a businessman.
02:15Yes, yes.
02:16I don't know what to do with the cow.
02:18Yes, it is said, but it's a very blessed month.
02:22Yes, that's right.
02:26But the poor people who will have to take it this month, they are dead.
02:32Okay, you tell me, it's the month of Ramadan, so have you put a sale on curd?
02:39Okay, I say, do one thing, let's go.
02:42Don't put a sale on all the goods.
02:44Let's put a sale on what's left of last season.
02:4750% off.
02:48I have kept curd from last year.
02:54You are doing a great thing.
02:56Okay, have you put a sale?
02:58Yes, sir.
02:59What?
03:00Buy 2 kgs of sugar and a page of free.
03:04It means, sugar is your choice.
03:06Okay.
03:07Cut the leaves.
03:10Buy 5 kgs of rice and a pair of shoes.
03:14By the way, you are giving a sale with sugar, right?
03:18Yes.
03:19You should give a 7.3% discount with the rice.
03:26I said, if he takes rice from you, why do you give shoes along?
03:29Sir, when he sends rice, he ties the shoes.
03:32Okay, okay, okay, okay.
03:34And you are giving free curds.
03:37There are two real curds, free curds.
03:39Which curds?
03:40Huh?
03:41Free curds.
03:42How dare you say that, I am not giving it to anyone.
03:44He is feeling shy in that.
03:47Mr. Arun, you know what?
03:48Yes, yes.
03:49This month, the way the city is running.
03:52Okay.
03:52Because there is no business like this all year round.
03:55You don't sell that much milk and curd?
03:56No, no, not that much.
03:57I sold 2-3 kundas.
03:59Hmm.
04:00I sold 25-30 kgs of milk.
04:01This work is done at this time.
04:03Yes, yes.
04:0435-40 kundas of curd.
04:06Okay.
04:062-3 months of milk by the grace of God.
04:09Okay, this is too much.
04:09It is sold, but the thing is number one.
04:11Can I give you an idea?
04:13This will be a very good idea.
04:15Do one thing.
04:16Sell two types of milk.
04:18One with curds.
04:20One without curds.
04:21Skimmed, as it is called.
04:23And make people aware.
04:25Tell them.
04:26On Instagram or some application.
04:28Hmm.
04:29Make a small page.
04:30Hmm.
04:30On which you say that we will send it to your house.
04:32I assure you that if you go to the doorstep of people.
04:37Put a green cover on it, which is skimmed.
04:39On which you have removed the curds.
04:41Hmm.
04:41And put a red cover on it, which is skimmed.
04:45If you start sending it to their houses.
04:47Make a small chinchi loader type.
04:49So within a year, you will sell 500-600 liters of milk.
04:53Easily, daily.
04:55Look, we have done this experiment in Islamabad in a period.
04:59Hmm.
04:59And we had reached up to 1600 liters of milk.
05:02So that's why it will be appropriate for you.
05:05If you want to earn money.
05:08Then do this.
05:09You will go up to 400-500 liters daily.
05:12Oh, man.
05:13May God bless you.
05:15I swear by God.
05:16I am impressed.
05:17Believe me.
05:18May God make your life.
05:19Hmm.
05:20When are you bringing this machine?
05:22Ha ha ha ha.
05:23Sit there.
05:25Are you coming to consult with me?
05:28Ha ha ha ha.
05:30Look, my job is...
05:31By covering it with a green cover.
05:32By doing a neuralyzer.
05:34Ha ha ha ha.
05:35The English is being removed.
05:38Mr. Arun, there is one more problem.
05:39What?
05:39All the milk is not boiling.
05:41Why?
05:42I have seen it many times.
05:43I am eating it myself.
05:44Ha ha ha ha.
05:47Greetings, Mr. Balwant.
05:48Greetings.
05:51Give me 50 rupees.
05:53After that, we will close the shop.
05:54Ha ha ha ha.
05:57Mr. Balwant, take as much as you need.
05:59Oh, man.
06:00Ask for as much as my circle is working.
06:02Ha ha ha ha.
06:04Mr. Balwant, we have four people at home.
06:06How much should I take?
06:07Ha ha ha ha.
06:10Will you eat the curd of four people?
06:13Ha ha ha ha.
06:15Son, if you had to take curd of five people,
06:17why did you bring this donkey?
06:19I would have said,
06:19Mr. Balwant, give me the curd of five people.
06:21Ha ha ha ha.
06:23Hey, where are you going?
06:25Give me the curd.
06:26Ha ha ha ha.
06:31Mr. Balwant, four people.
06:32All of us will take a tour of it.
06:34Ha ha ha ha.
06:39Take a little more.
06:40The curd will not be enough.
06:42How much curd will you take?
06:44Ha ha ha ha.
06:47We will take a tour of it.
06:50I think you should take ten people
06:51and wrap it around your hand.
06:52Ha ha ha ha.
06:54Mr. Balwant, give me the curd of five people.
06:56Don't give him a lot of curd.
06:57He will get dizzy.
06:58Son, give me the curd of five people.
06:59He will get dizzy.
07:00Ha ha ha ha.
07:03Mr. Balwant, give me the curd of five people.
07:04Give me the curd of five people.
07:05Give me the curd of five people.
07:06I will give you a ride.
07:07What?
07:08I will give you a ride.
07:09Come on.
07:10Ha ha ha ha.
07:16Where are you taking me for a ride?
07:17Ha ha ha ha.
07:22Oh, oh.
07:23Whenever I come to your shop,
07:25I feel like I am at Rashid's shop.
07:26I stop and come.
07:27Ha ha ha ha.
07:30Hey, you are from Malaida.
07:31I am telling you that I want to give you a ride.
07:32Your father's servant is here.
07:33Step back.
07:34Step back.
07:35Ha ha ha ha.
07:37I am the first one to come.
07:38Don't get scared.
07:39By the grace of God,
07:40I have kept a guard here.
07:42Ha ha ha ha.
07:44How much curd do you want?
07:45Five kilos, brother.
07:46I can't find it, brother.
07:47I have brought it for five people.
07:48Look.
07:49Ha ha ha ha.
07:51Do you want five kilos?
07:52Yes, yes, yes.
07:53For how many people will you bring?
07:54Ha ha ha ha.
07:56Mr. Balwant, I have brought two kilos of curd.
07:58The curd was at the bottom.
07:59The cream was at the top.
08:01Ha ha ha ha.
08:02It must have been at the bottom.
08:03Yes, it must have been at the bottom.
08:04By the way,
08:05what must have happened with him?
08:07I don't eat curd.
08:08I don't like it.
08:09He didn't add cream?
08:10No.
08:11You know,
08:12he eats and eats.
08:13When he came here,
08:14he started adding cream again.
08:15Ha ha ha ha.
08:18Did he give you cream instead of cream?
08:21Ha ha ha ha.
08:22No, brother,
08:23it's not like that.
08:24He is from Malaida.
08:25Absolutely.
08:26People from far off places
08:27take curd from far off places and leave.
08:28Ha ha ha ha.
08:30One kilo of curd
08:31and a little bit of sugar.
08:32The cream is good.
08:33Keep it for two months.
08:34Sugar water.
08:35Sugar water.
08:36And I told you
08:37to put a sheet on it.
08:38Sugar water.
08:39Ha ha ha ha.
08:40Okay, brother,
08:41here it is.
08:42The curd broke
08:43and I don't want to break it.
08:44Ha ha ha ha.
08:45Is your father's speed
08:46okay today?
08:47Oh, he is great.
08:48By the grace of God,
08:49he was sick in the past.
08:50Yes, he was.
08:51He had broken his arm too.
08:52Yes.
08:53He had broken his legs too.
08:54Yes.
08:55And why have you
08:56kept him at home?
08:57Ha ha ha ha.
08:59Give me the juice.
09:00The good ones.
09:01I just gave it to you.
09:02This is fresh juice.
09:03I have written a packet of juice.
09:05Where did you write it?
09:06I didn't even tell you.
09:07Give it to me.
09:08I will deduct it from the rent.
09:09You fool,
09:10you are going to deduct it from the rent
09:11early in the morning?
09:12I gave you the rent yesterday.
09:13And I took the juice today.
09:14I didn't take it yesterday.
09:15Ha ha ha ha.
09:16Yes, you fool.
09:17Come on, give me the money.
09:18Give me the money.
09:19Give me the money.
09:20Give me the money.
09:21Take this.
09:22This is for you.
09:23Give me back my spoon.
09:24I will give it back.
09:25How much is the apple?
09:26Give me the money.
09:28You said you will give me the money.
09:30Yes, yes.
09:31Why are you giving me the money?
09:32Yes, that's right.
09:33Look, this is how a person should be.
09:34I have had my food.
09:35Ha ha ha ha.
09:38Oh God,
09:39how long has it been
09:40since my king has left.
09:41Ha ha ha ha.
09:42That's it, son.
09:43He left.
09:44He left.
09:45He left and went away.
09:46I am a big fellow.
09:47You take him along.
09:48Ha ha ha ha.
09:49Ha ha ha ha.
09:50Ha ha ha ha.
09:51Ha ha ha ha.
09:52Ha ha ha ha.
09:53Ha ha ha ha.
09:54Bismillah, bismillah, bhaji.
09:56Look at him, he doesn't even know the Torah.
10:06Bapaji,
10:07let us know immediately
10:09if you are the bridegroom or the bride.
10:12Hold this.
10:13Hold this.
10:15Don't break the line.
10:16The line starts in the morning.
10:17Go backwards.
10:18Looks like the number has been deducted.
10:20We can't see the bride.
10:24Kaka,
10:25where is my son?
10:36Do you want me to hit you?
10:40Bapaji,
10:41I think
10:42you should be given your last fast.
10:46I will give you Rs. 100.
10:47What?
10:48Rs. 100.
10:49Keep your fingers like this.
10:50How did you keep your pocket first?
10:57Four swords.
10:58Aren't you ashamed?
11:00Here.
11:06Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:08Water.
11:09Will I get wet if I get wet?
11:15Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:16Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:27You want me to hit you?
11:38Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:44Oh, my God.
11:46Do you want to break the law?
11:52I am sorry.
11:55It's time for Sehri.
11:56Hurry up.
11:58They are our friends.
11:59I think you are from Malaysia.
12:03Oh, oh, oh.
12:04Yes.
12:05Are you afraid of God while fasting?
12:07What happened?
12:08Where do you get the yogurt from?
12:09I get it from the bakery.
12:10It was very tasty.
12:12Your yogurt was very tasty.
12:14You have made it with love today.
12:16Wow.
12:17Gold is never taken away by fasting.
12:19Yes.
12:20God is great.
12:21No, no, no.
12:22You can't take away the fast.
12:23If your yogurt is tasty,
12:25then your shop will get a good name.
12:29There are many people like me.
12:30Don't get upset.
12:31God is great.
12:32You can give the rest to us.
12:33Absolutely.
12:34This is what you do for us.
12:35This is actually a training session.
12:37Yes.
12:38This is how you should spend the whole year.
12:39Yes.
12:40This is how you should spend the whole year.
12:41Yes.
12:42This is how you should spend the whole year.
12:43This is how I should spend the whole year.
12:49Where have you come?
12:50What happened?
12:51Don't make fun of me.
12:52I can't control myself.
12:54Look at his face.
12:55He looks like a goat.
12:59Don't you want to go to his house?
13:02Uncle.
13:03Look at him.
13:04He has come so close to you.
13:06What happened?
13:07I gave you yogurt.
13:08Yes.
13:09You gave me all the yogurt.
13:11But I...
13:12I also eat buttermilk and bubbles.
13:14Yes.
13:16I think...
13:17Bubbles.
13:18I gave you the yogurt with detergent powder.
13:22Look at him.
13:24Uncle, he went to his house and sat on the floor.
13:29Is this really yogurt?
13:31Yes.
13:32Really?
13:33I gave you yogurt and you gave me yogurt.
13:35Yes.
13:36I want to earn money.
13:38I bought a car for Taj.
13:41I am sorry.
13:43I made a mistake.
13:44Don't make fun of elders.
13:45You drink it.
13:46I will tie you up.
13:50I washed my hands.
13:51It's good.
13:52Don't forget to check your father's brakes.
13:56I won't.
13:57Very good.
13:58Don't break the car.
13:59Don't break the car.
14:00You are breaking all the cars.
14:01How long will I stand here?
14:02I have nothing to say.
14:04Listen to me.
14:05Did you buy all this from Akbari Mandi?
14:07Yes, from Akbari Mandi.
14:08Where will I get fruit?
14:09From Akbari Mandi.
14:10Don't you have anything?
14:12What have you kept here?
14:14Give it to me.
14:16I will give you all the money.
14:18I gave you the yogurt.
14:27How long will you stand here?
14:29Raise your voice for yourself.
14:31Give me the yogurt.
14:34I will kill you.
14:36Don't talk in Urdu.
14:38What is it?
14:39Don't think I am a fool.
14:41How long will I stand here?
14:42I am not a human being.
14:44I am telling you.
14:46I didn't come early in the morning.
14:47Why did you keep him here?
14:49Arun, do you know?
14:50He used to live in this house.
14:51Yes.
14:52He got married.
14:53Okay.
14:54He left this house.
14:56And went to his in-laws' house.
14:58Oh no.
14:59It's not a crime to stay in in-laws' house.
15:01He does what I say.
15:03Arun is in that house.
15:05No one can respect me so much.
15:07Really.
15:09Who says anyone to go and get the yogurt?
15:12I will send him to your house.
15:18Go and do your work.
15:20What work?
15:21I will tell you.
15:25Is he looking for a brick to hit you?
15:27No, he is not.
15:28Then?
15:29He is looking for a carpet to hit you.
15:30Go away from there.
15:32I have brought boys from my in-laws' house.
15:34I am not going to spare him.
15:36Go away.
15:37Go and do your work.
15:38You have brought boys from your in-laws' house.
15:40And you want me to hit you?
15:42You have done injustice.
15:44You don't want to give him yogurt.
15:45Why did you keep him here?
15:47Why did you slap him?
15:49Slap?
15:51Believe me.
15:52I will hit you.
15:53No.
15:54This is wrong.
15:55You shouldn't hit him.
15:56Let me tell you one thing.
15:57The most dangerous person in the world
15:59will be your slave.
16:01This is my responsibility.
16:02Don't say that.
16:04I will also eat your yogurt.
16:06The rest of the two days
16:08if I don't hit you
16:10you can go and hit someone else.
16:12He is from my in-laws' house.
16:15Don't say that.
16:17I will also hit you.
16:28He is very angry.
16:30He is an undertaker.
16:32I told you he was from my in-laws' house.
16:34He was from my in-laws' house.
16:35He is very angry.
16:38The matter has escalated.
16:41He is going to hit me.
16:47You don't have a cigarette.
16:48I will not spare you.
16:49You don't have a cigarette.
16:56The matter has escalated.
17:08He is going to hit me.
17:13Oh my God!
17:15He is a very dangerous person.
17:18He has an axe.
17:19He is after 5 rupees of yogurt.
17:24Who is this guard?
17:26He is very dangerous.
17:27I told you I won't spare him.
17:30Are you mad?
17:32The most dangerous person in the world
17:33will be your slave.
17:37I told you
17:38I will hit you in the mirror.
17:40He is the one.
17:42You said you will handle 2-3 people.
17:44He is very smart.
17:45He can kill people easily.
17:48He asked for 5 rupees of yogurt.
17:51He asked for a dagger.
17:53You slapped him.
17:55He will cut you into pieces.
17:59With this phone?
18:17He did not get it.
18:39Who is this?
18:41He is with you.
18:43I thought he is with you.
18:44He is not with us.
18:45I'm going to kill you.
18:47Who called him?
18:49Whose man was he?
18:51I don't know.
18:53Was he your man?
18:55We don't know.
18:57Was he your man?
18:59No, sir.
19:01Oh, he was an ARY man.
19:05You guys seem like reasonable people.
19:07You guys do whatever you want.
19:09I'm going to kill you.
19:11I'm going to kill you.
19:13Who called him?
19:15He's calling you.
19:17No, he's calling you.
19:23Who slapped my friend?
19:29You guys really talk like you're from Khatta.
19:35I don't know who's playing with me.
19:37I'm going to kill you.
19:41Who's this, uncle?
19:43You're making me drink lassi again?
19:47I'm going to kill you.
19:49I'm going to kill you.
19:51I know who he is.
19:53Lassi?
19:55What's going on?
19:57He's my elder son-in-law.
19:59I'm his father.
20:01Uncle, look at him.
20:03He's here.
20:05Come here.
20:09He's here.
20:11Look at him.
20:13Look at him.
20:15Look at him.
20:17Look at him.
20:21Lassi?
20:23Lassi?
20:25Uncle, if you don't stop us,
20:27we won't be able to make lassi.
20:29I think we should sell the machine
20:31and give him a job.
20:35Ladies and gentlemen,
20:37we'll meet again after a short break.
20:39Arun sir, are cigarettes more harmful
20:41or hookahs?
20:43A lot of people say that
20:45hookahs aren't harmful
20:47but cigarettes are.
20:49Hookah water doesn't smell
20:51if it falls somewhere.
20:53And it's burning coal.
20:55It's pure carbon.
20:57And what's on top is death.
20:59Beware!
21:01Beware!
21:03Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
21:05We have a smoker with us
21:07along with his cigarette.
21:09He wants to fast
21:11and start smoking.
21:13Let's try to convince him
21:15not to do that.
21:17Hello.
21:19How are you, cigarette?
21:21I'm fine.
21:23Let me fast.
21:25When did you start smoking?
21:27When did you start smoking?
21:29When I was a kid.
21:31Who introduced you to cigarettes?
21:33My uncle used to smoke.
21:35I see.
21:37He was a smoker
21:39but he didn't understand.
21:41So I started smoking.
21:43He's wrong.
21:45I have proof of everything.
21:47You're the same cigarette
21:49my uncle used to smoke.
21:51My uncle gave him a cigarette
21:53when he got married.
21:55Who gave him a cigarette?
21:57I don't know.
21:59The truth is
22:01kids do what you do.
22:03Kids do what you do.
22:05It's a misconception
22:07that smoking
22:09is a bad habit.
22:11It's not true.
22:13Arun, do cigarettes
22:15or hookahs harm more?
22:17Hookahs don't harm
22:19but cigarettes do.
22:21If the hookah water
22:23falls somewhere,
22:25it doesn't stink.
22:27It burns coal.
22:29It's death.
22:31Death?
22:33Don't smoke.
22:35You can't think.
22:37You can't solve problems.
22:39You can't make good decisions.
22:41This is nonsense.
22:45Let me tell you something.
22:47I'm sure you already know
22:49but for those who don't know
22:51Misery loves company.
22:53Misery loves company.
22:55Misery needs a friend.
22:57Misery needs a friend.
22:59God forbid
23:01if your car gets stolen
23:03you'll be in trouble.
23:05You're in trouble.
23:07If your friend tells you
23:09that his car got stolen
23:11you'll feel better.
23:13People who smoke
23:15and smoke hookahs
23:17need a friend.
23:19You can't think without talking.
23:21If you go to a poetry meeting
23:23or a writer's meeting
23:25you won't know
23:27who's sitting where.
23:29Why?
23:31After that
23:33if you pay attention
23:35to their ashtray
23:37it looks like someone has kept cashews.
23:39You tell me
23:41who was the most famous
23:43hero of the Pakistan film industry?
23:45Sultan Rai Sahib.
23:47Sultan Rai Sahib.
23:49Who was the top actor
23:51of the Indian film industry?
23:53Amitabh Bachchan.
23:55Amitabh Bachchan.
23:57Now you tell me
23:59who was the best president
24:01of America
24:03in Pakistan?
24:05Barack Obama.
24:07You chose all these names.
24:09Who was the biggest leader
24:11of Africa?
24:13Nelson Mandela.
24:15Donald Trump.
24:17You chose all these names.
24:19I didn't.
24:21Not a single person
24:23was a smoker.
24:25All of them were teetotallers.
24:27But all of their writers
24:29used to smoke.
24:31By smoking
24:33happy hormones develop.
24:35Not happy hormones.
24:37You're absolutely right.
24:39Believe me
24:41when I smoke
24:43my harmonium gets so much better.
24:45It's not harmonium.
24:47It's about hormones.
24:49Do you know why they develop?
24:51When you get addicted
24:53to something
24:55your happy hormones
24:57like me
24:59get better.
25:01My happy hormones
25:03get better.
25:05But Haroon,
25:07even if you smoke
25:09you'll still have
25:11bad hormones.
25:15Even if you write good movies
25:17you'll still have bad hormones.
25:19I think you're smoking a fake cigarette.
25:21Your health is not good enough
25:23to smoke a cigarette.
25:25It's not healthy.
25:27It has good food.
25:31Why doesn't it get banned?
25:33It's slowly getting banned.
25:35The effect of
25:37something that's gradual
25:39First of all
25:41they were made expensive.
25:43They were taxed.
25:45A huge chunk
25:47of society
25:49got rid of cigarettes.
25:51They were licensed
25:53in many countries.
25:55If you want to keep it in a shop
25:57you have to get the license.
25:59It was difficult to buy it.
26:01Then
26:03their brands
26:05had warnings
26:07written on them.
26:09Then they put up pictures.
26:11Then
26:13if you remember
26:15earlier on TV
26:17or in movies
26:19there used to be ads
26:21where a person climbs a mountain
26:23and puts up a flag
26:25along with a cigarette.
26:27Then the ads were banned.
26:29Cigarettes are bad for health
26:31but now the campaign has started
26:33that vapes are good and safe
26:35but people should know
26:37especially kids
26:39in schools, colleges and universities
26:41that there will be a study
26:43that they are dangerous.
26:45Let me tell you something.
26:47Cigarettes
26:49are the only thing
26:51with full confidence
26:53in human history
26:55the only thing
26:57that is said
26:59with full confidence
27:01that it causes cancer.
27:03Imagine
27:05it depends on how much you smoke.
27:07Out of 100 smokers
27:0985%
27:11of them
27:13get cancer.
27:15Listen to the statistics.
27:17Every 6 seconds
27:19a person dies from a cigarette.
27:21As soon as 6 seconds pass
27:23a person dies from a cigarette.
27:25Thirdly,
27:27there are wars in the world
27:29and it is still happening.
27:31Car accidents happen every day
27:33and people die every day.
27:35People die from other diseases as well.
27:37If you add all of these
27:39then more people die
27:41from cigarettes every day.
27:43Sir, leave it.
27:45Mr. Arun is talking weird.
27:47It is still time for iftari.
27:49If it is time for iftari
27:51then I will pull long hair.
27:53This is the condition of a smoker.
27:55By the way, I have seen people
27:57dying for kachoris.
28:01It is not just death.
28:03It also causes
28:05hearing problems
28:07or weak eyesight.
28:09The most dangerous thing
28:11is that people think
28:13that cancer is the only
28:15bad disease.
28:17Like they said,
28:19it is bearable.
28:21There are some diseases
28:23that we have heard
28:25that these diseases
28:27cause cancer.
28:29These diseases
28:31are called
28:33popcorn lungs.
28:35Your lungs are not cancerous
28:37but they get destroyed.
28:39Mr. Arun,
28:41if you want to quit smoking
28:43then the most helpful thing
28:45is bananas.
28:47The more potassium
28:49you intake,
28:51the less you will want to smoke.
28:53Science says that
28:55if you eat dates
28:57then eat bananas
28:59so that you don't crave for nicotine.
29:01Mr. Arun, it is common
29:03to smoke outside India.
29:05In India, it is easy to smoke
29:07even indoors.
29:09Even people who don't want to smoke
29:11smoke for free.
29:13Like Atif said,
29:15passive smoking is also dangerous.
29:17I have never smoked in my life
29:19but I am in such a company
29:21that when I go home
29:23and change my clothes
29:25your watch
29:27and other things
29:29stick to your clothes
29:31for 4 days.
29:33They stick to your clothes
29:35for 4 days.
29:37They even pass by the smoke.
29:39Dr. Fari is saying that
29:41people who smoke
29:43have bad eyesight.
29:45People who ask for a cigarette
29:47ask for a cigarette.
29:49Mr. Arun, what do you have to say?
29:51When you are worried
29:53Oh God!
29:55When he goes upstairs
29:57and acts like a dog
29:59once he acts like a dog
30:01he will be in trouble.
30:05One more thing
30:07that I would like to say
30:09is that there is a lot of vaping
30:11among our youth.
30:13It is thought that
30:15they are not smoking
30:17so let me tell you
30:19that the chemicals
30:21that are being prepared
30:23are very harmful for you.
30:25They are so harmful
30:27that the amount of harm
30:29a cigarette can cause
30:31to the lungs
30:33the amount of harm
30:35a vaping can cause
30:37to the brain.
30:39Your attention span
30:41ends.
30:43Your memory
30:45starts getting deleted.
30:47If you had 1 GB of memory
30:49your thoughts, education and knowledge
30:51starts getting deleted
30:53and you end up with 1 MB.
30:55Because of vaping.
30:57You can smoke as much as you want
30:59but let me tell you
31:01that if I start smoking
31:03I will die.
31:05Let me tell you one thing
31:07your lungs are like a foam
31:09like a sponge.
31:11Every time you smoke
31:13some of your lungs stop.
31:15What?
31:17You are strangling me.
31:19Tell your lungs to take me from here.
31:23Mr. Rohan,
31:25you have opened my eyes.
31:27I will stop smoking from now on.
31:29I don't want to smoke.
31:31Let me smoke just once.
31:33If you want to quit,
31:35quit cold turkey.
31:37No, I will go to Turkey.
31:41Ladies and gentlemen,
31:43let's take a short break.
31:45I will become an AI scientist.
31:47Hello, smiley face. How are you?
31:49Alhamdulillah.
31:51Let's start the game.
31:53What is your name?
31:55Mohid bin Abdullah.
31:57What are you doing?
31:59Yes, sir.
32:01Same.
32:03He is with his devotee.
32:13Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
32:15Now we are going to play a
32:17wonderful buzzer round.
32:21Let's see who will win today.
32:23Who will take the gift?
32:25Do you think you will take the gift?
32:27Inshallah.
32:29What is your name?
32:31You just stay in this game.
32:33What do you do?
32:35I am doing B.Sc.
32:37What is your name?
32:39Ali Suhail.
32:41I am doing the same degree.
32:43What is your name?
32:45Maham Noor.
32:47What do you do?
32:49I study in Matric.
32:51Sciences or Arts?
32:53Science.
32:55Assalam-o-Alaikum.
32:57Assalam-o-Alaikum.
32:59What is your name?
33:01My name is Areeba Fatima.
33:03What do you do?
33:05I am studying in 9th.
33:07You are in 9th.
33:09Don't make the kids lose.
33:11Assalam-o-Alaikum.
33:13Assalam-o-Alaikum.
33:15What is your name?
33:17Kasim Raza.
33:19What do you do?
33:21I am doing B.Sc.
33:23You are doing the same thing.
33:25What do you think you will be in future?
33:27Assalam-o-Alaikum.
33:29Assalam-o-Alaikum.
33:31Start the game.
33:35What is your name?
33:37Mohid Bin Abdullah.
33:39What do you do?
33:41I am doing the same thing.
33:43I am doing the same thing.
33:47Let me ask you a question.
33:49My first question is
33:51What is the thing
33:53that roams on the walls
33:55but is lifeless?
33:57You rang the bell first.
33:59I will come to you first.
34:01Answer me.
34:03Clock.
34:05Very good.
34:07I don't know.
34:09You ask him.
34:11They say you get a lot of samosas on this show.
34:13I don't know.
34:15I eat to stay alive.
34:17You are alive to eat.
34:19I think you won't stay alive for long.
34:21Next question.
34:23This is a tricky question.
34:25It is very easy.
34:27If you use your brain,
34:29you will get the answer.
34:31Which is the room
34:33that doesn't have walls?
34:35Showroom.
34:37Showroom.
34:39Otherwise cars and things
34:41will get stolen.
34:43No one will say.
34:45Now you will answer
34:47yes or no.
34:49Hafizabad,
34:51do you know the answer?
34:53No.
34:55Do you know the answer?
34:57No.
34:59Keep your hand on the buzzer.
35:01We will give you a hint.
35:03Assume that it belongs to IT.
35:07Drying room.
35:09One second.
35:11First of all,
35:13what does IT have to do with
35:15any drying room?
35:17You have to say yes in your mind.
35:19Do you know the answer?
35:21No.
35:23CD room.
35:25It is not a room.
35:27Keep your hand on the buzzer.
35:29We will give you a hint.
35:31Why?
35:33It is related to IT.
35:35Millennials have used it a lot.
35:37Our generation.
35:41I will give you another hint.
35:43There is another answer.
35:45There is another room
35:47which is used for pizza.
35:51Mushroom.
35:53Mushroom.
35:55Thank God.
35:57Why didn't you think of a chat room?
35:59They have kept it.
36:01I don't know where they have kept it.
36:03I don't know where they have kept it.
36:07Next question.
36:09What is it
36:11that you can eat more
36:13and less?
36:15Hunger.
36:17If you are hungry,
36:19you can eat more.
36:21If you are hungry, you can eat less.
36:23Do you know the answer?
36:25No.
36:27Okay.
36:29I will give you a hint.
36:31This thing
36:33is related to
36:35C in ABC.
36:37Yes.
36:39Rice.
36:41If you eat more rice, you eat less.
36:43If you eat more rice, you eat less.
36:45If you eat more rice, you eat less.
36:47If you eat less rice, you eat more.
36:49Do you know the answer?
36:51Chilies.
36:53Yes.
36:57If you eat more chilies, you eat less.
36:59If you eat more chilies, you eat less.
37:01It was simple.
37:03Don't ask questions related to food.
37:05I can eat a lot.
37:07Mr. Agha, what is your issue?
37:09The fridge is full.
37:11The problem is
37:13that you don't leave it.
37:17If a person
37:19eats 10 bananas
37:21and drinks a cup of tea, what will happen?
37:23Nothing.
37:25Something will happen.
37:27He will get full.
37:29Wow.
37:31I told IT students
37:33that he will get full.
37:35I don't know.
37:37What are you saying?
37:39If you don't tell me, I will eat you.
37:41What are you saying?
37:43Tell him where he drank the fruit.
37:45My students
37:47from my community
37:49who are studying Artificial Intelligence
37:51where is your natural
37:53intelligence?
37:55This is an easy question.
37:57You have 2 points and you have 2 points.
37:59You have 0 points.
38:01I will ask questions related to 2 points.
38:03So that you can get equal.
38:05Otherwise, you will be the winner.
38:07A woman took a pot with a dash.
38:09She put a dash in it.
38:11The dash started speaking.
38:13It starts with a dash.
38:15If you know the answer, answer.
38:17Sugar.
38:19Wow.
38:21Well done.
38:23Well done.
38:25Well done.
38:27Well done.
38:29What is the second alphabet in English?
38:31G.
38:33N.
38:35Well done.
38:39Hafizabad has won.
38:41Bring the gifts.
38:43Well done.
38:45Well done.
38:47Viewers,
38:49don't go anywhere.
38:51We will meet after the break.
38:53Will you recite a couplet for us?
38:55Zalzal-e-Kul-e-Alam-me-Yu-Be-Sabab-Nahi-Aate.
38:57Zalzal-e-Kul-e-Alam-me-Yu-Be-Sabab-Nahi-Aate.
38:59Teh-e-Zalmeen-e-Khaaq-Me-Koi-Tarabta-Hoga.
39:01Teh-e-Zalmeen-e-Khaaq-Me-Koi-Tarabta-Hoga.
39:03Well done.
39:05Well done.
39:19Welcome back, viewers.
39:21I want to do a challenge.
39:23Yes.
39:25You have to make me laugh.
39:27Are you serious?
39:29Yes, I am.
39:31I feel like laughing.
39:33You don't look serious.
39:37Mr. Haroon, notice one thing.
39:39Yes.
39:41Whether you are angry or sad,
39:43you look beautiful.
39:45No.
39:47A mother looks more beautiful.
39:49Let's go to the audience.
39:51Let's see what they have brought for us.
39:53There are many boxes outside.
39:55Yes.
39:57Greetings.
39:59How are you?
40:01I am fine. How are you?
40:03I want to recite a poem.
40:05Do you have a name?
40:07Yes, Aksa.
40:09What do you do?
40:11I teach and study.
40:13You teach and study at the same time?
40:15Yes.
40:17Will you recite a poem for us?
40:19Yes.
40:21Zal-Zal-e-Kul-e-Alam-Me-Yu-Be-Sabab-Nahi-Aate.
40:23Zal-Zal-e-Kul-e-Alam-Me-Yu-Be-Sabab-Nahi-Aate.
40:25Teh-e-Zalmeen-e-Khaaq-Me-Koi-Tarabta-Hoga.
40:27Wow.
40:29Wow.
40:31Mr. Agha, you are a very disciplined person.
40:33God forbid, if there is an earthquake,
40:35how will you run away?
40:37Mr. Agha.
40:39I will tell you this later.
40:41First, I want to take some tips from you.
40:43How are you so slim?
40:45And the kids say,
40:47Dad, if there is an earthquake,
40:49run away. I am coming.
40:51Who is next?
40:53Greetings.
40:55My name is Iman.
40:57I want to recite a poem for you.
40:59It does not feel right to break in front of expectations.
41:01It is not right to raise my hand in front of someone.
41:03It is not right to bow down in front of someone.
41:05My master has given me a book.
41:07It is not right to bow down in front of someone.
41:09It is not right to bow down in front of someone.
41:11Wow.
41:13Well done, son.
41:15Okay, doctor.
41:17Today what have you got for us?
41:19Me? It is a poem.
41:21Before that, I will read a verse for you.
41:23Namasara. He ate so much poison that he didn't even move. Then he slept the whole day.
41:30What did he lose from fasting? All of them are good kids, but some kids are like me.
41:37So, what is their planning? What is the students' planning? There is a small poem on it.
41:43Jaane kab wo din hai chadna, kal se shuru karenge padhna.
41:58Aur roz banaye list bhi saari, kahan se karni start tyari.
42:04Time table bhi ready saara, keda chapter kab hai padhna.
42:09Phere socha zain chahiya, hun te life ich sirf padhaiya.
42:20Aaj ek din relax na kariye.
42:23Abhi start bhi nahi gaya padhna.
42:25Hun te life ich sirf padhaiya, aaj ek din relax na kariye.
42:29Kal ton daily padhiye mariye, aksar aeho scene nahi chalde.
42:34Mukde nahi hai role kalde, daily lahak same bimari.
42:39Notes pakadte chade khumari.
42:42Sach pucho badnaam shiraabe, sabto vada nasha kitaabe.
42:52Sach pucho badnaam shiraabe, sabto vada nasha kitaabe.
42:56Yeh sanjo khabon ki bori, ae de vich mamta di lori.
43:03Hun nahi sona daily vade, apne naal karan shehzade.
43:10Hun nahi sona daily vade, apne naal karan shehzade.
43:14Nali aevi scene nahi chalde.
43:17Jis din padhno nahi aatalde, break padhaiyanu laande ne.
43:23Yaar milal nahi aajaande ne.
43:25Break padhaiyanu laande ne, yaar milal nahi aajaande ne.
43:30Vek kitaaba aal dawaale, chhedan hai Newton de saale.
43:36Vek kitaaba aal dawaale, chhedan hai Newton de saale.
43:41Bas kar kitna aur hai padhna, bas kar kitna aur hai padhna.
43:45Tune lagta top hai karna.
43:48Yuhi apne saal guzarte, bas phir marte kya na karte.
43:53Anne wa phir ratte laiye, naale dilnu ae samjhaye.
43:58Study saara saal karange, har sheh naalo naal karange.
44:03Waheguru yaar, har saal aadmi sochta yaar, akle saal na.
44:06Saad saad saara kuch karna hai.
44:08Study saara saal karange, har sheh naalo naal karange.
44:12Hun te anna time nahi bachaya, hun te nakla maarve adhya.
44:21Hun te anna time nahi bachaya, hun te nakla maarve adhya.
44:26Warna samjho pass nahi hona, student aada ae ho hi rohna.
44:31Wow, wow, wow.
44:32Bahut aala.
44:33Ji sir.
44:34Assalamualaikum.
44:35Waalaikumassalam sir.
44:36Naam Mirza Ishfaq hai.
44:37Rahwali Gujranwala se mera tallak hai.
44:38Are waah.
44:39Aur aapka show mashallah bahut pyaara hai ji.
44:41Bahut pyaara hai.
44:42Khas to Agha sahab aur Albela sahab jo hai mashallah bahut yacchi.
44:44Aur walal sab log hi bahut yacchi.
44:48Aur mai aapke program ke waseela se apne bete ko abhishet karna chaha raho.
44:52Ji sir.
44:53Chahe maa pehle unhone apni waalda ko jigar diya hai 80%.
44:57Aur Alhamdulillah meri missis bhi theek hai aur mera beta bhi Alhamdulillah theek hai.
45:01Alhamdulillah.
45:02Aur mashallah.
45:03Aur mashallah.
45:06Aapka jo beta hai, beta zara haath upar karo.
45:08Aapko bhai hamaari taraf se salaam hai.
45:10Bahut aala.
45:11Bahut khud.
45:12Bahut aala.
45:13Jisne ek jaan bachayi, usne poori insaniyat ki jaan bachayi.
45:17Aapne ek maa ko bachaya, aapne hum sabki maa ko bachaya.
45:21Bahut chaal.
45:23Naazneen, yeh tha aaj ka show.
45:25Inshallah aapse mulaqat hogi.
45:26Next show mein apna bahut sa khayal rakhiyega.
45:28Allah hafiz.