Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 26th Mar 2025
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00:00Assalamu Alaikum, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:21Friends, if nature has given us a disease, it has also given us a cure.
00:26Wherever there is a problem, it has also given a solution.
00:29A person just has to look for it and try.
00:32In the same way, there is a poison and a remedy for everything.
00:36Poison for everything means that relationships, friendship, love, affection, affection, affection,
00:45all of these have a poison.
00:47And that poison dissolves when we get angry.
00:50But like there is the coming of Eid, so it has a remedy.
00:54And what is the remedy?
00:56It happens when two people who love each other a lot or have a very close relationship,
01:01when they get angry with each other and move away,
01:03then believe me, all the pain, all the suffering, all the pain that is in your heart right now,
01:09that I wish there was no fight, I wish there was no anger, that much is in his heart.
01:15So what is the remedy for this? Only one thing.
01:18When you apologize, you get scared, you feel bad.
01:21Don't apologize.
01:23But start talking.
01:26Start negotiating.
01:28The biggest poison for relationships is to keep silence and the matter in the heart.
01:34You must have seen at home and in the markets that when there is a lot of air in something
01:40and there is no place to get out of, then that thing is destroyed.
01:43It destroys.
01:44In the same way, Eid is coming.
01:46First, take care of the level of memorization.
01:49The level of memorization is that if someone is older than you,
01:52if someone is in the place of your parents,
01:54if someone has a higher rank than you,
01:57then you should start negotiating, talking.
02:00When you do this, it is the remedy that will kill the poison and your relationships will be better.
02:07Come, let's start today's show with this message.
02:10Today we will take you to the Akhada and see what is happening there.
02:16How are you, sir? Are you fine?
02:18I am absolutely fine.
02:19Are you fine?
02:20Yes, thank God.
02:21You never leave anything.
02:23Roses?
02:24No, samosas.
02:27I don't eat much for Sehri.
02:32Okay, okay.
02:33See, we eat a lot for Iftar.
02:35We don't eat much for Sehri.
02:36We don't eat much for Sehri.
02:38We eat a little curd or two kundas.
02:40Two kundas?
02:41This is not about gold.
02:43This is about youth.
02:45You don't eat a lot of kundas.
02:48You get bored.
02:50You get bored.
02:52Well, wrestlers eat 7-8 hours for Iftar to Sehri.
02:56I think you must be eating something at 12 o'clock.
02:58No, not at 12 o'clock.
03:00I eat at 1.30-2 o'clock.
03:01I had an uncle who was a wrestler.
03:03He used to eat curd and parathas in the morning.
03:06Literally, one day he convinced me so much,
03:09I was what, 13 or 14?
03:11He convinced me so much that
03:13I should eat a whole kunda of curd
03:15and I should eat 50 eggs.
03:17I ate the whole kunda.
03:19After that, I didn't eat a single egg.
03:21But the whole day,
03:23I was like this.
03:25I was like this the whole day.
03:26And Anurag was like,
03:27where did you get it from?
03:29I said, uncle, I don't understand what's going on with me.
03:32He said, ride a cycle.
03:37A kunda is at least this big.
03:39No, it's a little smaller.
03:40Okay, it's this big.
03:41Yes, it's this big.
03:42But our stomach is not this big.
03:43So how did you eat such a big kunda?
03:45Okay, the stomach..
03:46Okay, she thinks that you have to eat with the kunda.
03:54If you eat a lot of curd in the morning,
03:55then you don't feel like fasting.
03:57People have made it so that
03:58you don't feel like eating anything.
04:00Yes.
04:01Eat curd in the morning, son.
04:02You don't want sugar in the morning.
04:03Yes.
04:04You can't eat curd without sugar.
04:06Okay, I'm in the same situation.
04:07I was being smart.
04:11There are crunchies in the middle of the sugar.
04:14Yes.
04:15Like in Halka-Halka.
04:20Okay, how much calorie deficit should I do in Sehri and Iftari
04:23so that my body mass index becomes ideal?
04:25First of all, let us wear these glasses.
04:28Yes.
04:29You shouldn't sit in a gallery and eat.
04:33Calorie, calorie.
04:34What calorie?
04:35What is calorie? Tell him.
04:37It's a calorie.
04:38Don't you know?
04:39Bring two bowls of calories.
04:43Okay, tell me,
04:44why is this pot empty today?
04:46It's empty.
04:47He's crying, brother.
04:48He's crying.
04:49He doesn't even know how to cook.
04:50But he comes and makes noise.
04:51Do you know what happened?
04:52Both of them…
04:53Chaudhary came that day, right?
04:55Yes, yes.
04:56Yes.
04:57Chaudhary came last time.
04:58Oh, man.
04:59And he promised me
05:00that he'll get the pot ready.
05:01He didn't get it ready.
05:02He's in the middle of eating.
05:05Brother, is there no petrol?
05:06Son, are you eating or not?
05:08Oh, I was about to eat.
05:14Greetings, Mr. Bhilwan.
05:15How are you?
05:16I'm fine.
05:17Tell him.
05:18Mr. Khalifa is also here.
05:19Yes, son.
05:20How are you?
05:21I'm fine.
05:24Yes, Mr. Bhilwan.
05:25Yes, yes.
05:28Yes, Mr. Bhilwan.
05:29Yes.
05:33Mr. Arun, I think he has forgetfulness.
05:37Sister, he's right.
05:38I really have forgetfulness.
05:40Okay, okay.
05:41Tell him.
05:42That's great.
05:43Tell him.
05:46Yes, sir.
05:47I'm eating parathas in the city.
05:48Yes, yes.
05:49Sister, I forget how much I eat.
05:50I can give you medicine.
05:51It's not a problem.
05:52It's a problem.
05:53I forgot to tell you.
05:54Oh, Mr. Khalifa is also here.
05:57When you greeted me first, I left.
05:59Then what happened?
06:02Oh, Mr. Bhilwan, you're also here.
06:04You're also here.
06:05Get up.
06:07It's nothing, son.
06:08It's gas.
06:09Don't worry.
06:10It'll be fine.
06:11I've made a medicine.
06:12Eat this and go to the jungle.
06:14Mr. Bhilwan, why should I eat this and go to the jungle?
06:17Son, it's monkey's birthday.
06:19I've invited you.
06:20Son, I'm telling you to eat this and go to the jungle.
06:23Son, I'm telling you to eat this and go to the jungle.
06:25If there's an animal around you,
06:27you'll understand.
06:29Mr. Bhilwan, why should I eat this and go to the jungle?
06:31Do you have cows in your stomach?
06:33Yes, yes.
06:34That's why you need this and go to the jungle.
06:36This is called necessity.
06:38Oh, you're also here, Mr. Khalifa.
06:40Yes.
06:43Mr. Bhilwan, how are you?
06:44I've told you three to four times that I've made medicine.
06:48Come on, eat it.
06:50I'll give you rice.
06:53Son, I don't feel like eating it.
06:55Oh, Mr. Khalifa, you're also here.
06:58You're also giving it to him.
07:00Make him some porridge.
07:01No, no, I want to eat it right in front of me.
07:03It's a disease of the lungs.
07:04Give it to someone else.
07:05Yes.
07:06Here you go.
07:07Eat it.
07:08Eat it.
07:09Hold on, Mr. Aqeem.
07:10Open your mouth.
07:11It's a disease of the lungs.
07:13I don't want to eat it.
07:15Hold on.
07:16Hold on.
07:17Open your mouth.
07:18Here you go.
07:20Here you go.
07:21Here you go.
07:22Where are you going now?
07:23I'm going to the jungle.
07:24Son, get out of the jungle as soon as possible.
07:27The city has affected you.
07:34Who is this guy?
07:38Greetings, sir.
07:39How are you?
07:40Greetings, sir.
07:41How are you, sir?
07:42I'm fine.
07:43Have a seat.
07:44Have a seat.
07:45Now, Mr. Khalifa.
07:46Last time, Chaudhary was different.
07:48He's his brother.
07:49I see.
07:50I see.
07:51He's my twin brother.
07:52What?
07:53Why don't I see your faces?
07:54He's gone from my father.
07:55And you?
07:56I'm also from my father.
07:57And you?
07:58Yes, yes.
07:59Your brother is very fond of fighting dogs.
08:00Yes.
08:01He does that.
08:02But last time, he was very unfair.
08:03What happened?
08:04He came here and saw the fight.
08:05He did everything.
08:06And he said, I'll make a new Akhada.
08:07But that dog's son left.
08:08He didn't make it.
08:09Who made it?
08:10He didn't make it.
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09:11He didn't make it.
09:13Could it be that the brother was actually Kama's
09:16but he got exchanged?
09:18No, no.
09:19I have seen a film.
09:21It's a Pakistani film.
09:22In which Kama has a son in Chaudhary's house
09:26and in Kama's house too.
09:27Exactly.
09:28So he gets exchanged.
09:29He gets exchanged.
09:30Okay, you saw the film.
09:31I saw the theft.
09:32I got hurt.
09:37Oh, God!
09:39He has gone to Nanke's house.
09:40And you?
09:41I too went to Nanke's house.
09:44What's so special about it that the villagers
09:46made him Chaudhary and not you?
09:47No, no.
09:48We are twins.
09:49Okay.
09:50One day he becomes Chaudhary.
09:51One day I become Chaudhary.
09:53You play Chauri Chauri alone.
09:57Okay, what does he do?
09:58The day he takes a decision,
10:00he is the village head.
10:02The next day I reject him.
10:05The day I take a decision,
10:06he rejects me.
10:07Listen to what happened one day.
10:09He made a lane for Solang.
10:12The next day I am Chaudhary.
10:13I said, puttu.
10:15I got it fixed that day.
10:17Then?
10:18The next day he was Chaudhary.
10:19Then?
10:20He said, who broke my Solang?
10:21Yes.
10:22He said, puttu.
10:23The road is fixed.
10:24Solang will be fixed.
10:25The next day I am Chaudhary.
10:26Then?
10:27I don't know who made me Chaudhary.
10:28Yes.
10:29Puttu and Solang.
10:30I got it fixed again.
10:31Okay, the villagers are twins.
10:33One of them is left.
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17:37I think I am in front of you.
17:39Chaudhary, I didn't understand one thing.
17:40What?
17:41If I do something wrong to you,
17:42you get angry with me.
17:45No, no.
17:46I am young.
17:47That's why.
17:48Yes.
17:49Okay.
17:50Chaudhary, what do you think?
17:51You are arguing.
17:52You have a lot of time.
17:53Come here.
17:54Come here.
17:55Dev, you start.
17:59Hey.
18:00What?
18:01Come here.
18:02I am telling you.
18:03He is Angel.
18:06I am telling you.
18:07You start.
18:09Picture.
18:10Picture.
18:11Come here.
18:12Picture.
18:13Come here.
18:21Chaudhary, where is my sister?
18:23She is from this village.
18:24No, no.
18:25She has come from somewhere else.
18:26She has come from that village.
18:27No, no.
18:28She has come here recently.
18:29Okay.
18:30Okay.
18:31Okay.
18:32Okay.
18:33Okay.
18:34Okay.
18:35Okay.
18:38I have come from the village to wet your pantses.
18:40Your pants are soaked like this,making you hungry.
18:41Guys I will splash the turmeric powder on your face.
18:43What?
18:44Sit down.
18:45Buddy where have you been?
18:46Give it to me.
18:47What?
18:48Here you go.
18:49Give it.
18:50Take it.
18:52What?
18:57Let's go.
18:58Yes.
18:59Take this.
19:00Chaudhary!
19:01Chaudhary!
19:02I will also do it.
19:03I will also do it.
19:04I had told you that Mr. Chaudhary wants to go to Jain.
19:06Go home and bring him. What's the matter?
19:07Will I be saved if I go home?
19:09Will I be saved?
19:10There is a lot of food.
19:11I don't know when you will come home.
19:12Go home and cook.
19:14I have to cook food.
19:15Whatever you say, he does whatever he wants to do.
19:20Come on, let's go home.
19:22Take the food.
19:24I will give you a packet of sugarcane.
19:25I will go and get it.
19:27Okay.
19:29Chaudhary, hurry up.
19:30This is the share of the sugarcane.
19:32Take it.
19:34Take it.
19:34I think you have already brought it.
19:37Mr. Chaudhary, I think I have brought it.
19:40Come on.
19:41He has already brought it.
19:43It's done. Okay, you can go.
19:45Where are you going?
19:46Where are you going?
19:47Come here.
19:50Where are you going?
19:52Where are you going?
19:54Oh, God!
19:55Oh, God!
19:56Oh, God!
20:01Viewers, there is a small break.
20:03Don't go anywhere. We will meet after the break.
20:04Be careful.
20:08Be careful.
20:11Welcome back, viewers.
20:12Yes, Irta Khan.
20:13Today, no one paid attention.
20:15In fact, I will say that they thought it was unnecessary.
20:17What?
20:18That Arzu and I look so beautiful and like twin sisters.
20:21That's right.
20:22Absolutely right. It was unnecessary.
20:24Brother, brother.
20:25Brother, please.
20:27Brother, save me.
20:28There is a rascal behind me.
20:30Who? Who is behind you?
20:31Brother, you come here. I will stand here.
20:33Brother, he will think that I am making a show.
20:35No, you don't worry.
20:36No one can hurt you here.
20:38Brother, I am from here.
20:40Nothing has happened, brother.
20:41He hit me so hard that my suit has opened.
20:43Whose?
20:44That rascal. He is a rascal.
20:46Is he a rascal?
20:46He said that I am shooting you.
20:47Brother, my shirt has opened.
20:50Okay, listen to me.
20:51Don't worry.
20:52Get a chair for him here.
20:54No, brother.
20:55I am telling you. We are sitting here.
20:56Sit down.
20:57Actually, there must be some rascal.
20:58Yes, brother.
20:59He took off his clothes.
21:00It must be a little open and straight.
21:01You sit down.
21:01Sit down.
21:02No, brother. I..
21:03You tell us the story with confidence.
21:06What happened?
21:06Brother, I will tell you.
21:07First tell me about the person. Who is the person?
21:09Brother, he is Akku.
21:11Akku?
21:12Yes, he is a rascal.
21:13Akku Malik. We have heard the name of a rascal.
21:15Yes, yes.
21:15Is he the one?
21:16Yes, brother.
21:17Believe me, his shirt has opened just now.
21:20Oh, my God.
21:21Brother, he is after me.
21:22He is saying that he will kill me.
21:23No, Akku Malik is not after you.
21:24He has killed three people, sir.
21:25Yes, yes. We have heard about him.
21:26Oh, my God.
21:27He has spent his entire life in jail.
21:28Hey!
21:30Oh, my God.
21:32One second. One second.
21:34Was this the shirt?
21:35Yes, this is the shirt.
21:37Oh, my God.
21:38What has he done?
21:39Brother, it has opened just now.
21:41It has opened just now.
21:42There is no rascal in it.
21:45I had forgotten.
21:46I was standing here.
21:48Yes.
21:48I thought I would meet him.
21:51And this is not the outfit of a rascal.
21:53It is the outfit of a golden fairy.
21:55Hey, you sit.
21:56Why don't you sit?
21:57Why don't the enemy sit?
21:58Brother, you sit.
21:59He has not come.
22:00Sit.
22:00I will not sit.
22:01I cannot sit.
22:02It was so tight.
22:05Brother, it is not tight.
22:06It is so open.
22:07Hey, look at the pyjamas.
22:09Hey, what have you done?
22:10Brother, believe me.
22:11I am not lying.
22:12Uncle, the shalwar has become tight.
22:14Uncle, what is this?
22:15The food is not good.
22:16Look at it.
22:17Mr. Haroon, believe me.
22:18My bodyguard..
22:19Yes.
22:19I told him to get a shopper.
22:21Yes.
22:21He said that he wants to go to Pulwani Chawla.
22:25That is why he brings a shopper.
22:26Yes.
22:26I asked him to get on his feet.
22:27He said, may God bless you.
22:28What are you doing in Pulwani?
22:29Yes.
22:30I told him to get the pyjamas.
22:33Mr. Haroon, today I have come to know
22:34whom you are calling the fairy of your father.
22:36We are enemies, my sister.
22:39They make us enemies and then shoot us.
22:42Okay.
22:42Today they shot me.
22:45You sit.
22:47Yes.
22:48Look at this.
22:49My arm has become so big.
22:52My arm..
22:53Believe me, the money I took..
22:54Yes.
22:55..I gave it to my own people.
22:56I didn't take money from them.
22:57Okay.
22:58Listen to me.
23:00I had taken a lot of eggs.
23:02Okay.
23:02He makes omelette with it.
23:05You won't see this, fatso.
23:07No, brother. I..
23:08No, no.
23:09No, no. Roozaab, listen to me.
23:10Akku is a name of a king.
23:11It might be a name.
23:13But you can do whatever mischief you want to do.
23:15But forgive him.
23:16Brother, I made a mistake.
23:18Look at this.
23:19It's so open.
23:23Look at this.
23:24The Punjabi fighters..
23:25Yes.
23:26..I wore that suit.
23:27Believe me, brother.
23:28The money I took to make this suit..
23:30Yes.
23:31..they made me a sister and shot me.
23:33Roozaab, the shops were closed when I entered the lane.
23:35The shops were closed when you entered the lane?
23:37Yes. Akku is a name of a king.
23:39When I wore this suit..
23:40Yes.
23:41..people gave me money to dance at my wedding.
23:44You won't go, obviously.
23:46If you want to go, wear it.
23:47I have money to wear it.
23:50Akku, I want to say something.
23:52You don't like this change.
23:54Then?
23:54Wear a pearl necklace.
23:56Brother, there is a lot of workload on the tailor on Eid.
24:00Yes, sister. That's the problem.
24:01Then don't wear clothes.
24:03It was my mistake.
24:04I shouldn't have given you the gun.
24:06I shouldn't have given you the pistol.
24:07I'll give you a good beating.
24:12You won't say anything now.
24:14Take the money that you get from him.
24:16Leave the suit here.
24:17Brother, it was my mistake.
24:19It's not open.
24:21Where is the shirt? Where is it?
24:25I gave it to you. It's okay.
24:27I'll stitch it for you.
24:31I haven't stitched for my entire life.
24:34Roozaab, believe me.
24:36I used to go to the land to get land.
24:37Yes.
24:38I used to go there and dig.
24:40The land was empty. The plot was empty.
24:42Okay. Now?
24:43I went there and dug.
24:45Yes.
24:46He hit me with a stick.
24:48Earlier he used to collect bullets.
24:51Now he collects notes.
24:52Hey!
24:53Don't talk nonsense.
24:55I used to shoot him and he used to rest there.
24:58Brother, did you shoot him?
24:58Or did you connect him to a cable?
24:59Hey!
25:00Brother, give it to me.
25:01What?
25:02I'll open it.
25:02I don't want to open it.
25:04How can you say no?
25:05I want to stitch it.
25:06Open it.
25:06I don't want to stitch it.
25:09Hold the shirt from right to left and put it back.
25:12Look at this, brother.
25:13Look at this.
25:14Look at this.
25:15He is making fun of me.
25:19I used to stitch it like this.
25:20Look at this.
25:22I didn't stitch it for my entire life.
25:23Brother Akku, your body will be like this forever.
25:26People will think that you have a huge body.
25:28Yes.
25:28Brother, I have a huge body.
25:30Brother, you are getting a lot of functions.
25:32I'll make you look like this for a long time.
25:33Hey!
25:35Why did you save the clothes?
25:36Why did you save the clothes?
25:37Why did you save the pyjamas?
25:38Brother, I saved it because I have a grandson.
25:41Okay.
25:42I'll make a suit for him.
25:43I'll give it to you today.
25:44You want to make him look like a goon?
25:47Arun, you are doing justice.
25:48I had a name called Akku Malak.
25:51Yes.
25:51He made me look like a Kathak dancer.
25:53Yes.
25:54Look, I'll go like this.
25:56Look at this.
25:58Look at this.
25:59Now, no one will get scared.
26:02Arun, I used to go to the market.
26:04Yes.
26:04People used to get scared.
26:06Oh!
26:07Now, believe me, I'll go like this.
26:08Yes.
26:10Now, I'll make a fort.
26:12I used to make a fort like this.
26:14Now, I'll make a fort.
26:15Yes.
26:15Now, everyone will make a fort.
26:18Hey, what have you done?
26:20You will get double punishment.
26:21From now on, your shop will also be closed.
26:23Brother, I think someone has done this against me.
26:25Look, my eyes are open.
26:27Hey!
26:28Brother, my eyes are open.
26:30You are crazy.
26:31Go and get a stick and go there.
26:34Brother, yesterday a boy came to our house.
26:36Yes.
26:37He is a showman.
26:37Yes.
26:38He said, give me a suit.
26:39I want to go to the river.
26:41You tell me honestly.
26:42Yes.
26:42Don't I look handsome?
26:44No.
26:44No, everyone says that I look handsome.
26:47Brother, I can stand on my feet.
26:48I can't even shoot half an inch.
26:51Yes, you are right.
26:52Just like you pulled your shirt,
26:53pull your arms and show me.
26:55Hey, sister.
26:57She is a big problem for me.
26:58She didn't give me a stick.
27:01Brother, it's not good.
27:02You don't have any fear.
27:03You can fight like a man.
27:04Earlier, I used to look into the eyes of the enemy
27:06and do like this.
27:07Yes.
27:07Now, I look into the eyes of the enemy
27:08and hug him.
27:10I went to their market and ran from there.
27:12Why?
27:13I asked him where he had gone.
27:14He said, brother, you are wearing a suit.
27:15He works as a lady.
27:17For the first time, you are working as a man.
27:19No, brother. No.
27:20Yes.
27:21I have already been shot twice or thrice.
27:26Brother, you have done a lot of injustice.
27:28But we will compensate for all your money.
27:31Brother, I will alter him.
27:33Brother, I will alter him.
27:34I will change his clothes.
27:35He has made a scoundrel a scoundrel.
27:37His punishment will be very bad.
27:39Do you know what his punishment is?
27:41He will not change his clothes for eight months.
27:42No. No. This is a very big punishment.
27:44You don't give this punishment.
27:45Now, he is fine here. He is safe.
27:47Listen to me.
27:48You have incurred a loss.
27:49We will compensate for it.
27:50We will give you money.
27:52Take off these clothes and give it to us.
27:53We will give you a new suit.
27:55And we will use these clothes in some props.
27:57Absolutely.
27:57Mr. Arun, how can I take off this shirt?
28:02The pyjamas are not coming off.
28:03Okay. The pyjamas are not coming off.
28:05Yes.
28:05You don't know how worried I am in the morning.
28:08I will not go to the washroom if I see a scoundrel.
28:11Cut it with scissors.
28:14Yes.
28:14He is a very good enemy.
28:15Brother, I have made the fittings from the top.
28:17From the top?
28:19I think the scissors won't even fit in the fittings.
28:24You are doing it with scissors.
28:25Brother, it can be removed from one side.
28:27I don't want to wear pyjamas alone.
28:28Brother, a mosquito will enter inside the tree.
28:30I can't cut it.
28:32You sit. We will do something.
28:34Sit. Sit.
28:35I am putting a bandage here, Mr. Arun.
28:36Punish him and then I will wear the pyjamas.
28:39What was that sound?
28:41What is it?
28:41Brother, it's not my fault.
28:42I have put 4-5 bandages here.
28:46Stand up.
28:47It won't happen.
28:48The national TV has gone to take a break.
28:49Everyone is getting beaten up.
28:55Viewers, there is a small break.
28:56We will meet after the break.
29:06Welcome back, viewers. I am Irza Khan.
29:09Mr. Arun, when I see him here, he looks like a younger brother.
29:12How does he look like a younger brother to you?
29:13I mean, Zataaj is of a very young age.
29:15So, he looks like he has an aged fellow sitting next to him.
29:18Mr. Ghazi, are you sitting properly?
29:20Yes, I am fine.
29:21Are you scared of heights, my son?
29:22No, I am fine.
29:23That's fine.
29:24I have taken the place of Gokha for you.
29:26No, no. This is someone's heart, Gokha.
29:28If you look closely, sir, it looks like
29:31someone has put a lemon on Mr. Dhani's back.
29:33It looks like someone has put a lemon on Mr. Dhani's back.
29:39Okay, the name of this person is Sher Khan.
29:41He says, let Sher Khan come.
29:42Let Sher Khan come.
29:43Here comes Sher Khan.
29:46Mr. Ghazi, you are old.
29:47Your hair grows old.
29:48If you are not getting old, aren't you ashamed?
29:51Mr. Ghazi is married.
29:53He has three daughters-in-law.
29:54I can't say this all my life.
29:56He is my elder brother-in-law.
30:01Guys, think before you speak.
30:02If Mr. Ghazi answers, he will talk more than himself.
30:05Is that so?
30:06Yes.
30:07I won't let that happen.
30:08It's a tradition to feed milk to a married couple.
30:10He has kept a glass to feed milk.
30:12He is very fond of it.
30:13Why?
30:13He says, put a lemon on it and give it to him.
30:16He can't tell anyone that he has a small face and a big mouth.
30:20Okay, no. Don't joke too much.
30:22If Mr. Ghazi answers, you won't be able to laugh.
30:25Oh, come on.
30:27We haven't even said yes. How will he answer?
30:30You have four brothers.
30:31Okay.
30:32They are playing cards in the street.
30:33A new guy came and he left.
30:36Don't say anything.
30:37He has been very cruel.
30:38What?
30:39He died in a car accident.
30:41Oh.
30:41Yes.
30:42He had guests at home.
30:43He brought them all to the hospital.
30:44He was standing at the doorstep.
30:45He ran and hit him on the head.
30:47Oh, come on.
30:48He is six or seven years old.
30:50Okay.
30:50When he comes home, he hits everyone.
30:52He sits on the bed and sleeps.
30:55Mr. Ghazi, you are not answering.
30:57You are not saying anything.
30:58First ask him a question.
30:59Then I will answer him.
31:00Okay.
31:02You are not saying anything for so long.
31:06Okay.
31:06I will tell you that when the program ends
31:09Mr. Agha picks him up and takes him away.
31:13Because Mr. Agha comes here.
31:15Only a few people get this chance.
31:17That's right.
31:18And she is getting jealous.
31:22What is the scene at the end of the show?
31:24Mr. Agha holds Mr. Ghazi like this.
31:26And Abid holds Mr. Agha like this.
31:28Mr. Azeem, please don't do Iftaar.
31:32Why?
31:32Please do Iftaar.
31:33You are saying that you don't eat fried food.
31:35I only eat avocado toast.
31:37Oh.
31:38I swear, I don't even have to say it.
31:45Say it.
31:46I will slap you if you say it.
31:48I didn't say it. I didn't say anything.
31:51Avocado.
31:52I don't understand why people eat avocado.
31:54It doesn't have any taste.
31:56It is so delicious.
31:58You add a little bit of salt.
32:00Yes.
32:01And a little bit of black pepper.
32:03And then you eat it.
32:04If I have to eat it, I will eat it directly with something else.
32:06What is the matter?
32:07If it is free food, then I will eat it.
32:10I was slapping Mr. Aman the other day.
32:12Mr. Ghazi?
32:13Yes.
32:14Okay.
32:14I was slapping him.
32:15Why?
32:16He said, he is our egg.
32:17You sit there and say that he is mine.
32:20How can you say that?
32:21The enemy told him to change his clothes.
32:24Mr. Ghazi, I had rented the house to him.
32:26He told me to slap him.
32:28Why?
32:28I have kept all the wearings on the floor.
32:31Mr. Taliq, you were also eating egg, oil and pasta for Iftaar today.
32:35I will eat this egg, oil, oil, oil.
32:39I asked Mr. Ghazi, why did you get a gun license?
32:42Yes.
32:42He said, I got a black cock.
32:45That's great.
32:49Mr. Agha, a lion has come in front of you.
32:51What?
32:51Then?
32:52The lion is showing his gun license.
32:54And the lion has left.
32:56Why?
32:56Because he has a gun.
32:58What kind of a lion is this that left after seeing the license?
33:01Sir, I have no objection to this.
33:04But he has shown his license very well.
33:07Mr. Agha was playing cricket.
33:09The boy made a ball, a full dead ball.
33:10Then?
33:11And the boy said, you are hitting me with a bouncer.
33:14Mr. Taliq, you also ate fettuccine alfredo pasta for Iftaar today.
33:18Yes, I did.
33:18Fettuccine alfredo pasta.
33:19Why are you giving him so much?
33:20The doctor will give him an answer.
33:22Okay, sir.
33:23He is about to die, eating fettuccine alfredo pasta.
33:25Fettuccine alfredo pasta.
33:27Since Ramzan has started,
33:28and our Iftaar is happening every day,
33:30it has never happened before that our table is so full.
33:34Masha Allah.
33:34Now there is a lot of variety.
33:36I think there is a blessing in Ramzan.
33:38Okay, there is a blessing in Ramzan.
33:39Secondly, since our office has opened for everyone,
33:43I think there is a lot more blessing.
33:45I think so.
33:46But let me tell you that today in Iftaar
33:48Arzu had ordered some things.
33:50Yes, Arzu had made Iftaar today.
33:52It is okay for Arzu.
33:56If Arzu would have called me today,
33:58then definitely I would have called him.
33:59Okay.
34:00You have done two things.
34:01That day you ate fettuccine alfredo pasta,
34:03then you didn't call me.
34:04Salim ordered it.
34:05Yes.
34:06But today Arzu ordered it,
34:07then he didn't call me.
34:08He didn't call you.
34:08And I will do all this in this stubbornness
34:11and I will not call both of them.
34:12When there is life in the heart,
34:14when there is friendship in the heart,
34:15then you don't call like this.
34:16Salim sir doesn't come to your room himself.
34:19He has to go.
34:20No, no, he has to sleep there.
34:20This is right.
34:21No, I don't go there.
34:23Okay, call Mr. Agha.
34:25He will say, oh no, I don't want to go.
34:26Yes.
34:27I will tell you the owner.
34:28Mr. Agha can't say this about me.
34:30No, I say about him that I am the owner.
34:34He is telling the team that I don't want to go.
34:36I have counted the rotis here.
34:37Okay.
34:38You don't want to count, right?
34:40Then don't count.
34:41He has gone with me on one or two occasions.
34:44So he ate only one roti from there.
34:45He took out the rest from his pocket from the side.
34:48He knows how to count.
34:50It's a bad thing to count.
34:51Count two or four. Who will count ten?
34:52Okay, you people..
34:54Okay, you people have misbehaved a lot.
34:56I have noted that I have a lot of respect for women.
35:01Okay, you people have misbehaved a lot with Ghazi sir.
35:03Sorry.
35:04I will call him here.
35:05Apologize to him.
35:05Call him.
35:06Come here.
35:06Sorry, sir. Sorry.
35:08Come to me.
35:08No, no, in front of him.
35:10You tell him.
35:11You don't pay attention to him.
35:12He is sitting here like a driver.
35:14No, no, you..
35:14You have misbehaved a lot.
35:19No, no, you have misbehaved a lot with Ghazi sir.
35:20Come on, call him.
35:22Go to school.
35:22No, no, you misbehaved again.
35:24Yesterday, he was misbehaving in the locality.
35:27Okay.
35:28One day, he beat me a lot.
35:29Why?
35:29He cut all my calls.
35:31He tied me up and went away.
35:32He tied you with a handkerchief and went away.
35:34Ghazi sir, you know that you have a very don personality.
35:38Yes, I have a don personality.
35:41No, I don't have a don personality.
35:43Don personality.
35:44He is the only comedian in this field who is quiet.
35:49You will have to be patient with him.
35:51He will say, let him wear it.
35:54Arun sir, now that he is here, call Mr. Agha
35:57and show people the scene when he is taking him away.
36:00Come on, Mr. Agha, show us. Come here.
36:02Go, my friend. Sit in the corner.
36:04He has introduced him with so much love.
36:06Come on, sit.
36:07I will sit there.
36:08Yes.
36:18We tied you up with a handkerchief, not with a handkerchief.
36:22He didn't say anything.
36:23You are a curse on the earth.
36:25I said, I am sorry.
36:27Irza, now she is saying, let's pick Mr. Agha and show him.
36:31Ghazi sir, you know that I can't say anything behind the motorcycle.
36:34I will hit you with that handkerchief.
36:36Yesterday, we were roaming in the lane and the flies came in.
36:39I said, what happened?
36:40There was a war going on outside.
36:42No.
36:43Apologise to him.
36:44Apologise to him.
36:45Your children are complaining that their father is out.
36:48I am sorry.
36:50What?
36:50Did you say anything?
36:52No, I didn't.
36:53Talk to him.
36:54Okay.
36:55Clean the milk.
36:58Mr. Ghazi has a lot of benefits.
37:00Mr. Ghazi has one, but he can do a lot of work.
37:02Look, if you need to hit a nail, you don't need to get a nail.
37:05Mr. Ghazi is there.
37:06No, Mr. Ghazi, I apologise to you.
37:08This is all because of you.
37:10Mr. Ghazi has been hanged.
37:11You have done a lot of injustice.
37:12Apologise to Mr. Ghazi.
37:14Even in the reception, when they give you food,
37:16they say, I don't want that much food.
37:17Don't spoil it.
37:20Apologise to him.
37:21Sorry.
37:22Abid.
37:22Sorry, sir.
37:23Apologise to him.
37:25When he went to get milk from the shop, he said,
37:27Mom, close the shop.
37:29Mr. Ghazi has been hanged.
37:31He said, the last request.
37:32He said, get the food from the fridge.
37:34He said, get the food from the fridge.
37:39Viewers, do watch it only if you have a small break.
37:41See you after the break.
38:02Welcome back, viewers, I am Irza Khan.
38:04Without wasting any more time, because you guys start talking,
38:07so let's go to the direct audience.
38:09Yes, sir.
38:09Yes, greetings.
38:10Greetings.
38:12My name is Wajid Dogar.
38:14Mr. Wajid Dogar.
38:15Yes, sir.
38:16Wow.
38:16Sir, what do you do?
38:17I was a teacher.
38:18Okay.
38:18But I retired.
38:20Okay, sir, thank you for your services.
38:26So, sir, what have you brought for us today?
38:28I have written something about cleverness.
38:31Sir, please give it.
38:32Cleverness is a bouquet of beautiful flowers.
38:36Wow.
38:38I don't think you have seen this side.
38:40I haven't seen it.
38:42Cleverness is a bouquet of beautiful flowers.
38:45Wow.
38:46Each flower has its own fragrance and fragrance.
38:54Wow.
38:56Very good.
38:56Wow.
38:57Very good.
38:58Very good.
38:58Very good.
39:00Wow, what a pause you took.
39:01Wow.
39:02What a pause you took.
39:03Each flower has its own fragrance and fragrance.
39:04Each flower has its own fragrance and fragrance.
39:06Sir, I don't mix.
39:07Wow, very good.
39:08The first couple.
39:09Wow.
39:10I have written something about them.
39:12Very good, sir.
39:13So, Agha Majid and Salim Alwaila.
39:14Yes, sir.
39:15Yes, sir.
39:16Tell me.
39:16If you look at it physically,
39:19this couple doesn't look good.
39:20Sir, no, no.
39:21This couple doesn't look good.
39:23It doesn't even look good in charity.
39:25It doesn't look good anywhere.
39:26I respect Mr. Agha a lot.
39:28Okay, okay.
39:29He was just saying it.
39:30I had to bring it.
39:31There is a poem and a song.
39:33Yes.
39:34Agha Takia Salim Sarana.
39:41I think the deceased hasn't come today.
39:43The deceased, actually.
39:45Oh, God, bless Dubai.
39:46The one who is in Dubai tonight,
39:47he is not in Lahore.
39:48He is not in Lahore.
39:49He has gone to Dubai.
39:50Why is his name deceased?
39:52His real name is Ahmed Bilal.
39:54He has kept the deceased as his saviour.
39:56Because he is a published poet.
39:58No, he has to keep the deceased as his saviour.
40:00Yes.
40:02It is about him.
40:02Yes.
40:03In the deceased's house, my dear.
40:05Yes.
40:06There is a big place for gambling.
40:07Yes, wow, wow, wow.
40:09Why does the coconut fly from the tree?
40:11I have heard that the cows have taken a bath.
40:16Sir, very good.
40:18Vicky is not going to sleep in the show.
40:20Okay, okay.
40:21He has to go and get his whistle blown.
40:24His clothes are branded.
40:26Yes, yes, yes.
40:28You have been serving for so long
40:30and you don't even know the brand of the clothes.
40:33I know that I have been serving for so long.
40:40The clothes are branded.
40:42Yes.
40:43Why do they give the boy's ear?
40:45Wow, wow, wow, wow.
40:47Why is the show silent?
40:49Yes.
40:50He thinks that it is someone's ear.
40:55Wow, what a thing to say.
40:59It suits Charlie a lot.
41:00Yes.
41:01It suits Charlie a lot.
41:03It suits Charlie a lot.
41:04Yes.
41:05He has to wear a panda suit.
41:09He has to shave Danish's moustache.
41:11Wow, wow, wow.
41:12He has to shave Danish's moustache.
41:14Just like you, the clean shave.
41:18His first moustache..
41:20Take this moustache.
41:21You will know that the face is here.
41:28Danish's moustache..
41:30Yes.
41:31..is loved by the whole world.
41:33Wow, wow, wow.
41:34This is very true.
41:35Arun doesn't find an anchor.
41:37Wow.
41:38Hey, listen to me.
41:40Come, come, come.
41:42The second moustache is very bad.
41:44No, no, it will be fine.
41:45Arun doesn't find an anchor.
41:46Wow.
41:47This is a treasure of knowledge.
41:49Wow, wow, wow.
41:51Thank you, sir.
41:51Wow, wow, wow.
41:53It is a good thing.
41:54May this show always last.
41:57Ameen, ameen.
41:58Ameen.
41:58Wajid is crazy.
42:00Wow, wow, wow.
42:02Very good.
42:04Wow, wow.
42:04Very good.
42:05Mr. Wajid, you wrote all this for us with so much love.
42:09Sir, we will give you a wonderful gift.
42:11Sir, please present a gift from us.
42:14Thank you very much.
42:19Thank you very much.
42:20Thank you, sir.
42:20Thank you very much, sir.
42:22Yes, sir.
42:23Greetings.
42:24Greetings, sir.
42:25I am a big fan of Mr. Agha and Mr. Salim.
42:28Okay.
42:29Thank you, sir.
42:29Sir, please tell us your name.
42:30My name is Rahi.
42:32Rahi.
42:32Rahi.
42:33Rahi.
42:33No, sir, your name must be something else.
42:34Look, parents don't do this.
42:36Look, I have a son. He is Rahi.
42:39This doesn't happen.
42:40He named him Rahi so that he stays on Rahi.
42:42No.
42:43Sir, your name must be something else.
42:44Tashi.
42:45Tashi.
42:46Tashi.
42:46Tashi Rahi.
42:47My family name is Rahi.
42:48Okay, Tashi Rahi.
42:50I am from Germany.
42:50I am 20 years old.
42:52I came here to watch this special show.
42:53Sir, thank you very much.
42:55Thank you very much, sir.
42:56Wow.
42:56Thank you, sir.
43:00When my daughter and I watch a show in Germany..
43:04..when the puppet show comes..
43:06Yes.
43:08..I tell my daughter to come and see who has come.
43:12She says, Astaghfar.
43:15She says, Astaghfar.
43:16Okay.
43:17Then she is happy.
43:19She enjoys the puppet show.
43:20Both.
43:21Sir, please say something to Aiza.
43:22Say thank you to your daughter in the style of a puppet.
43:25Yes.
43:26Mr. Khadipa, thank you very much..
43:28..to my niece in Germany.
43:29Thank you very much.
43:32Thank you very much.
43:33Greetings.
43:34Greetings.
43:35My name is Mohammad Qasim.
43:36Okay.
43:37I just want to say that..
43:39..I have watched your shows on TV all my life.
43:42It was fun on TV.
43:43But I am very happy to see you all here.
43:45It was fun.
43:47We are very happy.
43:48We got a chance to laugh.
43:49We had a great day.
43:51Sir, we want to make you laugh every day.
43:55We want to give you happiness.
43:56If we are successful in this..
43:58..just pray for us.
44:00And watch our channel.
44:01Thank you very much.
44:02Next.
44:05Yes, sir.
44:06Greetings.
44:07Greetings.
44:08My name is Hashir Asnain Asghar.
44:10Wow.
44:11And..
44:12..there is a poem by Mr. Mian Muhammad Bakhsh.
44:14Wow.
44:14I will dedicate it to those who are struggling in life.
44:18Wow.
44:19Those who are trying to achieve something.
44:21Yes.
44:22So his poem is a Punjabi poem.
44:23He is a poet.
44:24Yes, yes.
44:32Wow.
44:34Very nice.
44:35Viewers, this was today's show.
44:36We will meet you in the next show.
44:38Take care of yourself.
44:40Goodbye.