Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 16th Mar 2025
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00:00Hoshiyariyan Hoshiyariyan
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariyan.
00:21Friends, it is a very blessed month and in this month, blessings are bound to happen.
00:26When blessings are being bestowed upon you, it is your duty to show mercy to others,
00:32not only to those who are below you, but also to those who are above you,
00:36to your employers, to your rulers, to your bosses.
00:42Show mercy to everyone, show mercy to each other so that you are also shown mercy.
00:47And when it comes to mercy, you are the one who deserves the most mercy.
00:52I would like to request the mothers, sisters and daughters of this country,
00:58who are at home or at their in-laws' house and are facing physical abuse.
01:04Today, you have to show mercy to yourself.
01:06Do not consider yourself to be a slave or a servant.
01:10Raise your voice, come forward.
01:13Just by raising one voice, many of our sisters can be saved.
01:17Just do not do this injustice, that you have to bear it.
01:21Do not bear injustice, you have to raise your voice against it,
01:24because it will be the voice of truth and God will also support it.
01:28Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:31Today, we will take you to the arena and see what the wrestlers are doing in Ramadan.
01:37What's up, Mr. Haroon?
01:39Thank God, you are here.
01:40Everyone is going for fasting.
01:41Alhamdulillah.
01:42Yes, even Dehlo is going.
01:44What is he doing? Why is he exercising in Ramadan during fasting?
01:47He exercises a lot during fasting.
01:49He is fit.
01:50He is exercising every day. He doesn't play cricket.
01:52He doesn't play video games.
01:53Even I used to play cricket.
01:54This is our game.
01:55Yes.
01:56But there is one thing, after fasting in Ramadan,
01:59I can't exercise as much as he does.
02:01I don't feel like exercising.
02:03I feel like exercising too.
02:05Really?
02:06I exercise every day and come here.
02:08How is work going on these days?
02:10Work is going on.
02:11I don't know how to do it.
02:11I don't know how to do it.
02:12I don't know how to do it.
02:13Do one thing, close this shop and give it a name.
02:17What?
02:17Chidi Pahelwan Ki Dukhan.
02:21What kind of exercise is this?
02:23I am just exercising.
02:24I am exercising my heart.
02:26This is for the stomach.
02:27This is not an exercise for the stomach.
02:29Sir, the stomach is down here.
02:31The stomach will be used here.
02:32Listen to me.
02:33The stomach will be used here.
02:34Bend down.
02:35Extend your chest.
02:37Yes.
02:37Straighten your back.
02:38Straighten it completely.
02:39Lift your head up.
02:41Extend your hip.
02:43Extend your chest.
02:44Extend your chest more.
02:46Extend your chest more.
02:47Extend your chest more.
02:50Can you make a plank?
02:52Plank?
02:52Yes.
02:53There is no plank here.
02:57He can only make a plank.
02:59Okay, do one thing.
03:00Yes.
03:01Put your toes and ankles down.
03:04Okay.
03:04Lie down straight.
03:05Don't put your stomach down.
03:06Are you a dancer?
03:08No, I am not a dancer.
03:09A wrestler looks good when he doesn't have a waist.
03:12Yes.
03:13I am telling you.
03:14I am a dancer.
03:15I don't have a waist.
03:16Okay, no.
03:16It's the wrestlers' job to lose weight.
03:18Losing weight is an uphill task.
03:21We can't do it.
03:22There was a time when I was in college.
03:24I made six-pack abs.
03:25But I was so disloyal.
03:27Believe me.
03:28It took me six months to make six-pack abs.
03:31And I am happy now.
03:32That I have done it.
03:33I don't think three days are left.
03:36Okay, I remember six-pack.
03:38But have you completed C-pack?
03:40No, I have never completed C-pack.
03:42But God willing, I will complete it.
03:44No power in the world,
03:46as Quaid-e-Azam said,
03:47cannot undo Pakistan.
03:49God willing, no power in the world
03:51can stop C-pack.
03:52I told my sister, Irza.
03:54I have made oil for baldness.
03:56What does Irza have to do with baldness?
03:58Brother, Irza doesn't have a beard.
04:00No, who told you?
04:01Who will have a beard in two and a half months?
04:04No one will have a beard.
04:05It's Shahan Leela.
04:07He also has long hair.
04:08I don't know.
04:13Greetings, brother.
04:15Greetings, brother.
04:16You look so young.
04:18What happened?
04:19You look like a man.
04:20Come, come.
04:21Brother.
04:22What happened?
04:23I can't fast.
04:25Have you fasted?
04:27No, I haven't.
04:28That's a good thing.
04:29You haven't fasted and you haven't fasted.
04:32Why can't you fast?
04:33I feel hungry.
04:34Everyone feels hungry.
04:35Even I feel hungry.
04:36Everyone feels hungry.
04:37This is fasting.
04:38You feel hungry.
04:40Do you remember the tune of the song?
04:42Yes.
04:43God has given us a pack of yoghurt.
04:45We are very smart.
04:46It cleanses the liver.
04:47It cleanses the liver.
04:49It cleanses the liver overall.
04:50It cleanses the liver overall.
04:52It increases your immunity.
04:53It increases your immunity.
04:57Ask God and He will give you a cure.
05:00You will feel hungry.
05:02But you seem to be very hungry.
05:04What happens when you feel hungry?
05:05When I feel hungry, I feel pain.
05:07Why?
05:08I don't know.
05:09I don't want to do it.
05:10Listen to his voice.
05:13Do you know?
05:14Your brain is telling you this.
05:17I have a brain?
05:18Yes.
05:19Then why does my wife say that you are mad?
05:23You take the car for service.
05:26Yes.
05:27Similarly, you have to get your body serviced in a month.
05:30Oh, God.
05:31You have given me a job.
05:33I don't have any wardrobe in the house.
05:36God.
05:37Yes.
05:38I eat 10 kgs of flatbread in a day.
05:40You eat 2 kgs of flatbreads.
05:43I am hungry all day.
05:45Sometimes, I eat snacks.
05:46Sometimes, I eat snacks.
05:48He is doing this because he is hungry.
05:51He doesn't have any wardrobe.
05:52Listen to his voice.
05:53Oh, God.
05:54Did you get rid of your teeth?
05:56Yes, I got rid of my teeth.
05:58He has a good wardrobe.
06:01What is this?
06:02Listen.
06:03Yes.
06:04When you feel hungry,
06:05you have to eat a lot of wood.
06:07Your throat?
06:08No, my nose.
06:09Why is the signal going backwards?
06:11What is the matter?
06:12Is there a sensor behind you?
06:13I am not talking about a motorcycle.
06:17I am a farmer.
06:18Okay.
06:19I am tired of working hard.
06:22Your back?
06:23No, my eyes.
06:25Oh, God.
06:26What is this?
06:27Where is the mental asylum?
06:31Mr. Pateen.
06:32Yes.
06:33When it is time to break the fast,
06:34you are talking nonsense.
06:37I am here to break the fast.
06:41Come here.
06:42I will show you something.
06:44I will break this wood.
06:46It is very expensive.
06:48Okay.
06:49It is not expensive.
06:50It is cheap.
06:52I am dead.
06:53Why?
06:54I am going to die.
06:56No.
06:57I am going to break it.
06:58No.
06:59Come here.
07:01Hey.
07:02Oh.
07:03Are you happy?
07:04Do you know what is going to happen?
07:05What is going to happen?
07:06You are going to lose your head.
07:11It is said that the area where an animal bites you is dangerous.
07:16The herbs from that area can be used to treat it.
07:19Oh.
07:21That's it.
07:22Are you happy now?
07:23No.
07:24I am going to lose my head.
07:25What is going to happen?
07:26The hair that you are going to grow.
07:28Yes.
07:29Are you going to grow hair or with a comb?
07:31With a comb.
07:32Oh.
07:33Okay.
07:34Are you going to grow hair or with a comb?
07:36Are you going to grow hair?
07:37I don't have hair at home.
07:38What?
07:39Okay.
07:40I will get it for you.
07:43The toothbrush that you are going to use.
07:44Yes.
07:45What is the brand of that?
07:47It is made of plastic.
07:48Oh.
07:49It is made of iron.
07:50Oh.
07:51Are you mad?
07:52The one made of iron.
07:53It is half expensive.
07:56Son, this is a hot pack.
07:58Okay.
07:59When you are hungry, you have to wear it on your stomach.
08:03Get up.
08:04Let others also come.
08:05Yes.
08:06How are you?
08:07How are you?
08:08How are you?
08:09How are you?
08:10Are you fine?
08:11Yes.
08:12What kind of a shopkeeper are you?
08:13Is he a patient?
08:14No.
08:15He will give you an injection and make you unconscious.
08:17Listen to me.
08:18Don't do anything here.
08:20Let him eat.
08:21Don't do anything here.
08:23No.
08:24No.
08:25He is right.
08:26The government is investing money in the market.
08:28They have given a reward of 6 lakhs for Punjab.
08:30They are investing a lot of money.
08:32Yes.
08:33I want to get a donation from them.
08:36Funding.
08:37Funding.
08:38This is a good thing.
08:39You are on the right track.
08:40I want to get a donation.
08:41I want to renovate my house.
08:43Okay.
08:44Do one more thing.
08:45Bring sponsors also.
08:46Sponsors in your markets.
08:48But the important thing for that is that
08:50the kind of markets that are happening in the world
08:52in Iran and other countries.
08:54Copy that.
08:55Do the same kind of markets.
08:56Keep the same rules.
08:57International level.
08:59And you are doing the right thing.
09:01Take a donation.
09:02Bring sponsors.
09:04You will get a lot of benefit from that.
09:06Sponsors have given us a lot of money.
09:08Sponsors have given us a lot of money.
09:10And Mr. Haroon, have you seen that
09:12people are more interested in boxing
09:14instead of markets.
09:15Even the young generation is going towards boxing.
09:17Yes.
09:18Absolutely.
09:19Because they are almost orphans.
09:20Yes.
09:21Where do you see such trainers?
09:23There are a few in Lahore.
09:24And they are also idle.
09:26There is nothing to learn there.
09:27Oh, man.
09:28Pray for us all your life.
09:30I am telling you again.
09:31I will win the match.
09:33God willing.
09:34God willing.
09:35God willing.
09:36There is no match.
09:37Uncle is a thief.
09:38He is looking at my face.
09:39I want to eat him.
09:42He is a fool.
09:43Believe me.
09:44He is nervous.
09:45He is talking nonsense.
09:46I think he will lose his job.
09:47Man, he is very hungry.
09:49Hey, son.
09:50I think he will lose his job.
09:54So, brother.
09:55Have you reached home?
09:56Yes, brother.
09:57Pray for me.
09:58Pray for you?
09:59You won't come here again.
10:04Have you prepared a meal?
10:06No, brother.
10:07Kullu has prepared it.
10:09Who is crying?
10:10Isn't there a meal?
10:11We are here.
10:12We are drinking tea.
10:13The boys are drinking banana juice
10:14and scolding us.
10:15The Khalifas used to eat five goats.
10:18You are talking nonsense.
10:20I have seen a video
10:21that the supplements
10:22that are prepared for bodybuilding
10:24are made from insects and worms.
10:26Yes, it is exactly like that.
10:27Your energy drinks
10:28have a lot of such things.
10:30If you read the ingredients
10:32that are in your energy drinks
10:34you will be surprised.
10:35Don't touch it.
10:36Oh, God.
10:37It is so dangerous.
10:38And because of steroids
10:39it has become very common
10:41that the boy is exercising
10:43and he is absolutely healthy.
10:45He is absolutely fine.
10:46Right in the middle of exercise.
10:48He closes his eyes forever.
10:50And he doesn't give it to everyone.
10:51Food supplement.
10:52Oh, yes.
10:53The food supplements.
10:54It is of no use, brother.
10:56It is written on the food supplement
10:58that you should eat food instead of this.
11:00How did such a product
11:01come in the market?
11:03It is said in it
11:04that it will give you a feeler
11:07that you have got all the vitamins.
11:09It is written on it
11:10that this cannot supplement your food.
11:13Take a healthy diet
11:14instead of this.
11:15It is written on it.
11:16Oh, God.
11:17The concept of men's wrestling
11:19is there for women in Pakistan?
11:21No, it is not like that.
11:22It was not like that in India too.
11:23You must have seen the film Dangal.
11:24The girls who were in it
11:25had to take big steps there too.
11:28But it is not like that here too.
11:31Although there are such girls
11:33who are very good.
11:35If you look into it
11:37you will find that
11:38they are very good in boxing
11:39and wrestling.
11:40They are very good in running too.
11:42So, there are such girls.
11:44But there is no place for that talent.
11:46Why can't men give
11:47some other initiative?
11:48Do something for the women too.
11:50You are the one who is doing it.
11:52Look at the viral videos.
11:53What?
11:54A traffic warden
11:55is being slapped.
11:59I want to make a request to you.
12:02I want to make a request
12:03to the entire nation.
12:05Don't fall in love with traffic wardens
12:07or police officers.
12:10Don't fall in love with anyone.
12:11Don't do anything.
12:12Respect them for God's sake.
12:14Respect is enough.
12:15Why are you saying this only to me?
12:19He has a car.
12:20He drives it on foot.
12:21Oh, you drive it on foot?
12:22You don't have a car.
12:23You are such a great wrestler.
12:25I have ten cars.
12:27But people don't know
12:28the benefits of driving on foot.
12:30You drive it like petrol.
12:36I am thinking of buying a cycle.
12:38Cycling and walking
12:40is so good for the human body.
12:42What the wrestler said
12:44is that the reason why
12:46he is still walking
12:47is because he walks a lot.
12:49He walks so much.
12:51He walks all over Lahore.
12:53Why?
12:54He is mad.
12:56He has a throne below him
12:57and a dress on top of it.
12:59You don't know.
13:01He has been walking since he was young.
13:06Actually, I wanted to marry him.
13:08What?
13:09I wanted to marry him.
13:11No one agreed.
13:12No?
13:13They are not agreeing.
13:17Tell me something.
13:18Yes.
13:19You have said a lot of nonsense.
13:20Yes.
13:21Where will the funding come from?
13:23How will the house be renovated?
13:25Mr. Khalifa, I told you
13:27that we can get the funding.
13:29The government won't give us anything.
13:31It's not ours.
13:32It's a stolen system.
13:33Yes.
13:34That's why we are coming here.
13:35I didn't say anything.
13:36I am just telling you.
13:37But he has 26 wives
13:39and 4 wives.
13:40Come, Mr. Thief.
13:41Come.
13:43Leave the back seat.
13:44Mr. Thief is here.
13:45Chaudhary kicks from the back seat.
13:47Mr. Chaudhary is here.
13:48Mr. Chaudhary Nizam.
13:50Give him a moustache.
13:52Give him a moustache.
13:53Sit, Mr. Thief.
13:55How are you, Mr. Thief?
13:57How are you doing, Mr. Nizam Khare?
14:00I am fine.
14:01Mr. Thief Khare,
14:02I can't believe it.
14:04His shoulders are straight.
14:06He can walk
14:08as he wishes.
14:09I know that this is your house.
14:11Yes.
14:12He is my father.
14:13Give me some donation.
14:15I want to sit on your throne.
14:17Mr. Chaudhary,
14:18he wants to sit on the throne.
14:19He knows
14:20that someone will open the door
14:21and pray for him.
14:22Yes.
14:23This is the end of the throne.
14:25It's not the beginning.
14:26Mr. Chaudhary,
14:27this is a good deed.
14:28I want to sit on the throne.
14:29He will start eating
14:30the food of the beggars.
14:31What?
14:32He is my half brother.
14:33He is my half brother.
14:34He is ready to sit on the throne.
14:35Come, Mr. Thief.
14:36Why do you want me to sit on the throne?
14:37Why do you want me to sit on the throne?
14:38You have to sit on the throne
14:39if you want to sit on the throne.
14:41Where will you take me?
14:43You will sit on the throne.
14:44Yes.
14:45Listen to me.
14:46Yes.
14:47I want to tell you
14:48that you have to respect me.
14:49Wow.
14:50I will become
14:51the Pita.
14:52Which Pita are you going to become?
14:53The Pita of the throne.
14:55You won't be able to cut it.
14:56It will be in a plate.
14:57You will have to do it here.
14:58I won't let you cut it.
14:59I won't trouble you.
15:00I will open it.
15:01What?
15:05Mr. Chaudhary really likes
15:06to watch the fight of the dogs.
15:08That's why he has come to you.
15:09You know
15:10that the government has imposed
15:11a ban on the fight of the dogs.
15:12Yes.
15:13Do you know how to fight the dogs?
15:16Yes.
15:17Yes.
15:18Yes.
15:19My name is Neefa Seel.
15:20My name is Teefa Kukde.
15:22You just have to make Mr. Chaudhary
15:24happy by fighting the dogs.
15:26By fighting the dogs.
15:27Mr. Chaudhary will change
15:28the entire map of the Khad.
15:30When the government imposed a ban
15:32on the fight of the dogs
15:33there was only one fight.
15:36Don't cry.
15:37Don't cry.
15:38Don't cry.
15:39I think you don't even eat.
15:43Oh God!
15:44I am tired of fighting the dogs.
15:45Mr. Chaudhary, what is the matter?
15:47We used to have so much fun.
15:49Yes.
15:50We used to beat each other.
15:51We used to run and run.
15:53We used to fly.
15:54We used to fly.
15:55Mr. Roon, I have a dog
15:57worth Rs. 200,000.
15:59This is a dog worth Rs. 1,600.
16:03I used to feed it with saffron
16:04and tamarind.
16:05I used to feed it with hot food.
16:06That's what I think.
16:07That's what I think.
16:09I used to spend all my budget
16:10on the dogs.
16:12Chaudhary, can you fly a dog?
16:15What happened?
16:17I got bitten by a cat.
16:28The supervisor is here.
16:30What is this?
16:31The supervisor is here.
16:35I think he sold the dog.
16:39What is this?
16:45What a man you have hired, sir!
16:47He walks right in the middle of our show.
16:49And who is this useless fellow
16:50who is looking for a dog?
16:51What is this?
16:52I think you should ask the airways.
16:54The airways are selling this place.
16:59I beg you.
17:00Please don't beat me so much.
17:03Please feed me two dogs.
17:05I got it.
17:06Let's have a fight once.
17:08Please let me go.
17:10I am telling you.
17:11He is very angry.
17:12Sir, I don't want to fight.
17:14Why should he fight?
17:16Why should she fight?
17:17Tell me.
17:18Which dog do you like?
17:21Move aside.
17:22Why are you standing here?
17:24Kook!
17:26Kook!
17:27Kook!
17:28Kook!
17:29I beg you.
17:30I am begging you.
17:31If you don't want to do it,
17:32I can say it on your face.
17:35I have got a blue dog.
17:37You shameless fellow,
17:38you should be ashamed of yourself.
17:41Sit quietly, sir.
17:42I have got a blue dog.
17:44Kook!
17:45Kook!
17:50Kook!
17:51Kook!
17:52Kaka! Kaka!
17:55Kaka! Kaka!
17:56Kaka! Kaka!
17:58He is kicking.
17:59Actually, he had to do a lot of things for the donation.
18:05Here, the blue one is here.
18:07Kaka! Kaka!
18:08What are you waiting for? Hit him hard.
18:11Hit him hard.
18:12Kaka! Kaka!
18:13Yes. Yes.
18:14Kaka! Kaka!
18:15Hit him hard.
18:16Kaka! Kaka!
18:18Hit him hard.
18:19Kaka! Kaka!
18:20The blue one is here. Hit him hard.
18:22Yes. Yes.
18:23Hit him hard.
18:25Stop him. Stop him.
18:27Stop him.
18:28What is this?
18:31No. No. Don't play the ball.
18:34Don't play the ball.
18:36Listen.
18:38Kaka! Kaka!
18:39Come forward. Come forward.
18:42Hit him. Hit him.
18:43Come forward.
18:45Hit him.
18:46Oh, my God!
18:48Oh!
18:50Our cook...
18:52Sir, our cook has lost.
18:53He didn't fight like he was supposed to.
19:01Sir, cut the pistol.
19:03I don't want to cut it.
19:04Why are you helpless?
19:05When did you raise him?
19:08What happened, Chauri?
19:09What are you doing?
19:10It's our tradition.
19:12What?
19:13The one who loses...
19:15Yes.
19:15...I thrash him.
19:18Chaudhary, no.
19:20The one who loses, I bring him home and thrash him.
19:22What are you saying?
19:23He's our cook.
19:25It's our tradition.
19:26Chauri.
19:26We don't do renovations.
19:27We don't take donations.
19:29I thrash him.
19:30Daughter-in-law.
19:31Daughter-in-law.
19:32Daughter-in-law.
19:33Daughter-in-law.
19:33Daughter-in-law.
19:34Daughter-in-law.
19:35Daughter-in-law.
19:35Daughter-in-law.
19:37I'm called a cook and you call me a dog.
19:44Ladies and gentlemen, we'll take a short break.
19:46We'll meet again after the break.
19:47Sir, I should be treated in America.
19:49Hey, you should be treated in America.
19:53Just imagine,
19:54when I leave with such a clean and tidy face,
19:58people take selfies with me.
20:00With you.
20:00No, with the dog.
20:14Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
20:15We have two gentlemen with us in the break.
20:17One of them is accusing that the other gentleman's dog bit him.
20:22Let's talk to him.
20:23I'm sorry, sir.
20:24I was a dog.
20:26What happened?
20:27Sir, my name is Numan.
20:28Okay, and your name?
20:29My name is Rasheed.
20:31Because Numan can be his name and my name can be Rasheed.
20:34What happened?
20:36What could have happened, sir?
20:37I was a dog.
20:39I was a dog.
20:40I was a dog.
20:41I was a dog.
20:42Sir, I'm a street dog.
20:45Okay, fine.
20:46His dog is so wild.
20:48Yes.
20:48He bit two or three more people.
20:50He's a wild dog.
20:51Which dog does that?
20:58His dog roams around all day long.
21:01Which dog goes to work?
21:04But Mr. Haroon,
21:05why are we showing this on national television?
21:07Is this news?
21:08It would have been news if he had bitten the dog.
21:12Okay, Mr. Numan, tell me.
21:14Didn't you teach your dog
21:16not to bite even a clean person?
21:19He's not clean.
21:20He's a dirty dog.
21:23He's the owner of the dog.
21:25Dogs come to talk to us.
21:27What kind of life is this?
21:30Yes, what happened?
21:31Sir, his dog bit two or three more people.
21:36Okay, does he bite dogs?
21:37No, sir.
21:38I don't know.
21:40I don't know what's wrong with me.
21:42You'll become a dog after a month.
21:47I think he's not paying attention.
21:49He's sniffing your tail at night.
21:52Do you want me to run after Saikh Lala?
21:55Yes, that's it.
21:56That's it.
21:57Let's see what Saikh Lala does.
22:00I think Mr. Numan's dog was crazy.
22:03No, he was a good listener.
22:05No, that's not what I meant.
22:07Tell me what happened.
22:09Sir, I'll tell you what happened.
22:10He bit three or four guys in a row.
22:15I was naked.
22:17I didn't say anything.
22:18I didn't fight with him.
22:21I didn't say anything.
22:24Did he bite you?
22:25No, no.
22:25Do you want to get wet in the heat?
22:31You're right.
22:32I want to get wet in the heat.
22:36Sir, I was naked. He bit me.
22:38He bit you. You were injured.
22:40You were bandaged.
22:41What else do you want?
22:42Sir, listen to my demand.
22:44What is your demand?
22:45Sir, my demand is that I've been wronged.
22:47You were stabbed by a dog.
22:50You've been wronged.
22:51The dog has ruined your reputation.
22:53The government gave me five lakh rupees.
22:55What government?
22:56Give me five lakh rupees.
22:57I'm not a dog.
22:59Five lakh rupees.
23:00You're a dog.
23:01You're a dog.
23:06The dog will cost more.
23:08He doesn't wear a Paneer.
23:11Sir, I should get treatment from America.
23:13Why should you get treatment from America?
23:16You can imagine.
23:17There are so many clean workers.
23:22It's like people are taking selfies.
23:23With you?
23:24No, with the dog.
23:29You meet them every day.
23:29Yes.
23:30and ask him to make a snake out of it and ask him to give it to you.
23:34Sir, I can get dirty. I keep my dogs clean.
23:37I can smell it, but my dogs can't smell it.
23:40That's because they are on you.
23:43These two are fighting amongst themselves.
23:44The dogs are fighting over him.
23:50This is an accusation, Mr. Haroon.
23:51How?
23:52No one can touch my tiger.
23:54Your dog's name is Tiger?
23:56Yes.
23:57What is the breed of your tiger?
23:59Sir, it's Poodle.
24:01He has lost his mind.
24:03Poodle is even kept in his pocket.
24:05How can a dog be called Poodle?
24:07No, he doesn't bite.
24:08No, he bites. Poodle bites.
24:09Just imagine what kind of wrap he is wearing.
24:13Why?
24:14He is a bad man.
24:15Poodle hates lice.
24:18He thinks he is a bad man.
24:19Mr. Haroon, I don't think he will keep a dog.
24:21Why?
24:22Because I can't keep two dogs at a time.
24:25Sir, I love keeping animals.
24:28I have kept 10 animals.
24:29We are left with only 4 dogs.
24:33Okay, which ones?
24:34Sir, I have a dog.
24:35Okay.
24:37I have a second dog.
24:39I have a third dog.
24:40I have a fourth dog.
24:41We have kept them in our feet.
24:43So, you have kept dogs.
24:45Sir, I have kept 10 dogs.
24:47I don't care about animals.
24:48Sir, the problem is that I have kept 10 dogs.
24:5210 dogs are not keeping me.
24:58Sir, I love birds.
25:00He loves birds.
25:01Sir, I have kept an elephant.
25:02He doesn't get a license to keep an elephant.
25:04Why doesn't he get a license?
25:06Sir, he is the only elephant in the world that eats corn.
25:10Sir, he introduces his dog.
25:12How?
25:13Sir, look at him.
25:15Tell me, did you file a case on him?
25:17We have to.
25:21Since the time you have not been bitten by a dog,
25:22have you ever wanted to have an affair?
25:24I have been bitten 3-4 times.
25:28Since the time you have not been bitten by a dog,
25:29have you ever wanted to have an affair?
25:33Listen to me.
25:34Your wife has cooked such a delicious food.
25:37She kept it in my plate.
25:38I said, I don't want to eat it.
25:39She put it in my mouth.
25:40Then I ate it.
25:42Did you get rabies injections done?
25:44No, sir.
25:45That's why I am saying that I will get it done from America.
25:47The government gives you Rs. 5 lakhs
25:48and gets you treated in America?
25:49Yes.
25:50Ajay, let me tell you.
25:51These dogs are not big.
25:52They want to shift.
25:56Sir, I cannot believe
25:57that my dogs are bigger than them.
25:58Prove it.
25:59I am your client.
26:01So, you will give Rs. 5 lakhs
26:02if it is proved that your dogs have not bitten you?
26:05Sir, I am ready to give Rs. 5 lakhs
26:06without a visa
26:08if my dogs have bitten them
26:09even on CCTV.
26:12So, your dogs don't bite?
26:13They don't bite, sir.
26:14By the way, what is this on your hand?
26:16I am wearing black.
26:23Has it been proved that his dogs are bigger?
26:24Our dogs fight.
26:25These dogs don't fight.
26:28He is on a diet.
26:29Why would he drink milk?
26:32But he has 10 dogs.
26:33How will he know?
26:35He must have been trained in Farsi.
26:40When your dog bit you,
26:41what was the first thing you did?
26:42I just wiped its face.
26:45Obviously.
26:46That's what I had to do.
26:47Do you know why it bites?
26:48Why does it bite?
26:49It doesn't bite because
26:50it has an instinct to bite.
26:51It's not like that at all.
26:52Generally, people say that
26:53pit bulls bite a lot.
26:55They are ferocious.
26:56No dog bites
26:58unless it is afraid of you.
27:01It feels threatened.
27:02Exactly.
27:03It must have read that.
27:05That's why he didn't even get him drunk.
27:07That's why Neeraj has to get a dog.
27:10Actually,
27:12like you said,
27:13pit bulls don't bite.
27:15Pit bulls bite,
27:16but what happens when you look at them?
27:18They are cute, Haroon sir.
27:19They are cute.
27:20That's the reason.
27:21Why don't they bite?
27:22Because they are cute.
27:23You look at them.
27:24You love them.
27:26That's why
27:27a dog understands
27:28all your feelings.
27:29Yes.
27:30Okay?
27:31You are happy.
27:32You are scared.
27:33You are worried.
27:34You are depressed.
27:36It knows everything
27:37by looking at you.
27:38When you look at a dog
27:39and hate it
27:41and are afraid of it,
27:42it bites you
27:44because when you are afraid of it,
27:45it is afraid
27:46that it is afraid of me.
27:48It is trying to bite you.
27:49It will hurt me.
27:51I will go to my lane.
27:52I will see the dog.
27:53I will go slowly.
27:54It will go slowly with me.
27:55It will say to the other dog,
27:56no, no.
27:57All the bulls are dancing.
27:58They don't want to get bitten.
28:01And when I run,
28:02it bites me.
28:05But there is no possibility
28:06that the dog
28:07will bite its owner.
28:08No.
28:09Absolutely.
28:10This is also possible.
28:11Yes.
28:12In fact,
28:13most of the dog bites
28:14happen to children
28:15and most of the dog bites
28:16don't happen to the legs.
28:18Usually, we think
28:19it happens to the legs.
28:20Most of the dog bites
28:21happen to the neck
28:22or the face.
28:23Dogs also have
28:24the characteristics of a lion.
28:25Yes.
28:26Absolutely.
28:27It happens to the neck and face
28:28especially because
28:29most of the dogs bite children.
28:31And children come
28:32in the proximity of the mouth.
28:33Yes.
28:34That is why
28:35they bite their neck
28:36or their face.
28:37If you don't get scared
28:38when you see a dog,
28:39if you love it,
28:40it will never bite you.
28:41Don't get scared.
28:42If a dog comes to your house
28:44and I say to the dog,
28:45is this your invitation?
28:47What should I say to the dog?
28:48Should I say I love you?
28:50What should I say to the dog?
28:51You are my uncle.
28:53If you say this to the dog,
28:54it will never bite you.
28:56Whenever a dog runs away,
28:57it shouldn't run away.
28:59It should stop.
29:00Yes, it should stop.
29:01The dog should come and bite.
29:04For example,
29:05if a dog sits on the floor.
29:06Yes.
29:07I sit on the floor.
29:08The dog also sits on the floor.
29:09Then?
29:10They talk to each other
29:11for an hour and a half.
29:12Then the dog says,
29:13no, I will not talk to you.
29:16Then the dog says,
29:17I will sit on the floor first.
29:19He is making an accusation
29:20that my dog has grown up.
29:22We were understanding
29:23the feeling of the room.
29:29Sister, the door was left open.
29:31All the animals were inside.
29:32I went inside and peeped.
29:33The door was left open.
29:34The dog was on the way.
29:36Hey.
29:37Why did you peep?
29:38The dog is your father's servant.
29:39He will take care of you.
29:41Tell me,
29:42why have you kept a dog
29:43in your house?
29:44Now you will say that.
29:51Ladies and gentlemen, a short break.
29:53Don't go anywhere. See you after the break.
29:55If a cup's face is facing west,
29:57then where will the handle be facing?
30:00Yes.
30:01East.
30:02The handle will be facing east.
30:05No.
30:06Do you know the answer?
30:07North.
30:09North.
30:10Okay, this is also wrong.
30:22Hoshi Ladiya! Hoshi Ladiya!
30:24Hoshi Ladiya! Hoshi Ladiya!
30:27Welcome back, viewers.
30:28Now we are going to play a great buzzer round.
30:36Today we have six people in the audience.
30:39And today we will give two gifts.
30:41We have made three teams.
30:42Yes, hold the mic.
30:43Greetings.
30:44Greetings.
30:45What is your name?
30:46Ayesha Tabassum.
30:47Ayesha Tabassum.
30:48And you have a smile on your face.
30:50What do you do?
30:51I am a student of Masters.
30:52You are a student of Masters.
30:54In which subject are you studying?
30:55In Urdu.
30:56Greetings.
30:56Greetings.
30:57What is your name?
30:58Isha Iqbal.
30:59Isha Iqbal.
31:00What do you do?
31:01I am a student of Facipri Medical.
31:03Very good.
31:04That means you can become a doctor in the future.
31:07I want that.
31:09Greetings.
31:10Greetings.
31:12What is your name?
31:13Rabia Tabassum.
31:13Rabia Tabassum.
31:14You are a smile and you are a smile.
31:17I am more of a smile.
31:18What do you do?
31:19I am a student.
31:20What are you studying?
31:21I am doing my graduation.
31:23Very good. Good luck to you.
31:24Greetings.
31:25Greetings.
31:26What is your name?
31:27Ahmed Ehsan.
31:28What do you do?
31:29I do a private job.
31:30You are doing a private job.
31:31Okay, good luck to you.
31:32I hope you win today.
31:33Greetings.
31:34Greetings.
31:35What is your name, sir?
31:36My name is Mudassir Kashif.
31:37Mudassir Kashif.
31:38What do you do?
31:40I have recently completed my degree.
31:41BBA.
31:42Greetings.
31:43Greetings.
31:44You already have a doubt that there is something wrong with my jacket.
31:45No, no.
31:46No, no.
31:47I am in the leather items business.
31:49Okay, you are in the leather items business.
31:50Yes.
31:51Okay, okay.
31:52That's fine.
31:53What is your name?
31:54Muhammad.
31:54That's a very nice name.
31:55So, you are also doing this business.
31:57Yes, absolutely.
31:58Good luck to you.
31:59So, let's start with an easy question.
32:01You all know the rules.
32:02The team that hits the buzzer first,
32:04it will be their turn to answer.
32:05The questions are very easy.
32:07The questions are so easy that even a child can answer them.
32:10The first question I have for you is,
32:12which is the second version of Mona Lisa
32:15which is kept in a museum in Singapore?
32:18Did you read it?
32:19No, sir.
32:19You read it here.
32:20It's a difficult question.
32:22Who is Mona Lisa?
32:23He said it yesterday.
32:25Who is Mona Lisa?
32:26It's like your brand, leather.
32:30Yes, yes.
32:30I used to make clothes like this.
32:34One second. I told you not to ask this question.
32:37Yes, ask the question according to the audience.
32:40Okay, fine. Okay, okay.
32:41Tell him to change the question.
32:42According to you, the question will be asked.
32:44The question is,
32:45which male creature lays eggs?
32:50You rang the buzzer.
32:51You answer.
32:52Shopkeeper.
32:53Shopkeeper.
32:58Okay, when Rembrandt made Scream..
33:02Look at his face. He looks like Rembrandt.
33:06He doesn't know Rembrandt.
33:07Okay, let's ask according to this.
33:08Yes, according to you, the question is,
33:11which thing dies due to drinking water?
33:14Fire.
33:18One second.
33:19We don't have an expert in our show.
33:21Wow, wow, wow.
33:22First of all, when is this fire alive?
33:25Or when do you say the fire is dead?
33:26You say the fire is extinguished.
33:28Okay?
33:28Secondly, I didn't ask you to answer.
33:32You already answered.
33:33My dear brother, my dear golden brother,
33:36come here.
33:38Bring the mic. Bring the mic.
33:40Come here, my dear brother.
33:42You tell me, should I give you an easy task or a difficult one?
33:44No, no.
33:44The easy task is to act like Chahat Fateh Ali Khan.
33:48Should I sing or the other way around?
33:49As you wish.
33:50I can't sing better than him.
33:52I'll sing.
34:00Larry, wow.
34:02Come, come.
34:03Larry.
34:04Larry.
34:05Okay, now you both will have a competition of yes or no.
34:07If I say yes, do you know whether you'll say yes or no?
34:10You know. You know as well.
34:11Come on, both of you put your hands on the buzzer.
34:13If I say yes, you have to ring the buzzer.
34:16If I say no, you have to say no.
34:18The one who is wrong will be out and the other one will answer.
34:21Yes.
34:22You rang the buzzer first. Yes, answer.
34:24Sir Pyaas.
34:25Not Sir Pyaas, it's Pyaas.
34:26Very good.
34:28Very good.
34:29You got two points.
34:32Now I think I should ask you a question of two points
34:34so that you get equal points if you get the answer.
34:36Okay?
34:36Let's ask you a question of two points.
34:38Was Marie Curie a nuclear..
34:39No, this is not right.
34:41Mr. Arun.
34:42Nuclear physics.
34:46Yes.
34:46Okay, what is it that gets dirty by cleaning?
34:52You rang the buzzer.
34:54Water.
34:55Hey!
34:56Water.
34:57If something is cleaned..
34:58It gets dirty.
34:59..then the water gets dirty.
35:00Very good.
35:03Very good.
35:05The game has gone one way.
35:07Sir, 4-0-0.
35:09Okay, let's do one thing.
35:10Let's try.
35:12Yes.
35:12Let's ask a question of four points.
35:14Yes.
35:14Maybe you will get equal points.
35:16What do you think?
35:16Okay.
35:17Shall we?
35:18This question is for four points.
35:22No, you are saying it in English.
35:24Okay.
35:26Okay.
35:27Tell me the word that cannot be used hands-free.
35:30Yes, you rang the buzzer.
35:31Shop.
35:32Shop.
35:34No.
35:36Okay.
35:37One second.
35:38Yes or no? Do you have an answer?
35:40No.
35:40Sir, you answer.
35:41Salt-eating.
35:42Salt-eating.
35:43Hey!
35:45What?
35:45Equal points.
35:46You got equal points.
35:48Yes.
35:49You got equal points.
35:50You got equal points.
35:51Sir, you are doing a simple MBA.
35:56You are learning a degree like that.
35:57You will get a roll-up.
36:01Listen to the question carefully.
36:02Let the question be complete.
36:03It is a very easy question.
36:04If a cup faces west
36:07which direction will the handle face?
36:10Yes.
36:11East.
36:12The handle will face east.
36:15No.
36:16Do you have an answer?
36:18Do you have an answer?
36:19She never had tea.
36:21Okay, one second.
36:22I will ask you first.
36:23Do you have an answer?
36:27No?
36:28Okay, you answer.
36:29North.
36:31North.
36:32Okay, this is also wrong.
36:34Both the answers are wrong.
36:35Shall I give you a hint?
36:36No, ask me again.
36:38If a cup faces west
36:41which direction will the handle face?
36:43Yes, you answered.
36:44Our direction.
36:48Okay, do you have an answer?
36:50Do you have an answer?
36:51If you have an answer, both of you will say yes or no.
36:52Let's go, Karlu.
36:53Okay.
36:54You have to answer yes, not no.
36:55No.
36:57Yes.
36:58You answered.
36:59Tell me.
37:00West.
37:01Yes.
37:02Yes.
37:03If a cup faces west..
37:04Very good.
37:07Very good.
37:09Today, the BA class didn't win,
37:12the MA class won.
37:13Please give her gifts.
37:18Very good.
37:19Very good.
37:20You played very well.
37:23You also stood very quietly in the entire game.
37:31Viewers, it's time for a small break.
37:33Please don't go anywhere.
37:34We will meet after the break.
37:34He says, sir, I'm not happy, and you're not happy either.
37:39I'm not happy, and you're not happy either.
37:44Sir, please act like him.
37:46Hello. All the best.
37:51You want to act?
37:53Do you want a chance?
37:54Do you like our show?
37:56I like it a lot.
37:57Sir, try it on some other show.
38:04He says, I'm not happy, and you're not happy either.
38:09He says, I'm not happy, and you're not happy either.
38:12Welcome back, viewers.
38:14Yes, Irza Khan.
38:15Mr. Haroon, looking at the audience today,
38:16I think they're going to do something amazing here.
38:20Really? Do you think they're talented people?
38:22I think so. Let's go and meet them.
38:24Before that, did you notice that on our flanks today,
38:28there's a cute little uncle sitting here.
38:32What happened to Mr. Dhani?
38:35Mr. Dhani, don't answer. Get a grip.
38:38He's micro-ing you.
38:42Okay, let me introduce him.
38:43This cute little boy is Mr. Amanullah Ghazi.
38:48Wow.
38:49He's a very talented artist.
38:51He wants to become an actor when he grows up.
38:53Really?
38:54Is that so?
38:55He can sit on two chairs.
38:58Mr. Amanullah, how old are you?
39:00I'm old enough to jump.
39:02How old are you?
39:03I'm old enough to jump.
39:05No, he's old enough.
39:06No, I hope he is.
39:08We need a lot of prayers.
39:09But tell us, how old are you?
39:12I'm 60 years old.
39:13Wow.
39:1460 years old.
39:15Wow.
39:16How will he tell us?
39:17How can such a young boy know his age?
39:19No, he's only 70 years old.
39:22Oh, God.
39:22You're asking the wrong person.
39:24Ask his uncle.
39:30Okay, good luck to you.
39:31Mr. Ghazi, you can't say this to anyone.
39:33Let me grow up once.
39:36Let's go to the audience so that he can spread the message.
39:39Amanullah, what's the address?
39:41Tell him.
39:42Give it to him.
39:42What's the address?
39:44Yes, what's the address?
39:45What did he say?
39:46He's sleeping on the floor.
39:47He's sleeping on his bed.
39:50Yes, sir. Greetings.
39:51Greetings.
39:53Greetings.
39:54My name is Asmaeel.
39:55Sir, that's a lovely name.
39:56What do you do?
39:57I work in a pharmaceutical company.
39:59You have a moral lesson at the start.
40:01That's very good.
40:02Thank you, sir.
40:03After that, I'm a big fan of Mr. Agha
40:07and Mr. Saleem Al-Bela.
40:09Wow.
40:10You don't have a member here.
40:12You don't have Mr. Azim Vicky.
40:13Yes.
40:14I just want to pay tribute to Mr. Agha.
40:18He's an evergreen personality.
40:20Wow.
40:21And Mr. Al-Bela as well.
40:23Mr. Al-Bela as well. Wow.
40:26Sir, these are the top comedians and entertainers
40:30of Pakistan without a doubt.
40:32Wonderful.
40:35Mr. Ghazi, I'm Paresh Idke.
40:37My uncle has a razor.
40:41Yes, sir. Greetings.
40:42Greetings.
40:43Greetings.
40:44Sir, my name is Ahsan Hameed.
40:45I love acting.
40:46I'm a big fan of Mr. Saleem.
40:49Wow.
40:49Wow.
40:50Wow.
40:51So, you got Mr. Agha's head shaved.
40:53Yes.
40:53He got it shaved.
40:56I see.
40:58So, you act as well?
41:00I try.
41:00I'm also a student of Mr. Chahal Fadli Khan.
41:04No.
41:05Wait a minute.
41:06Call the guards.
41:08He's here.
41:09Call the guards.
41:10What do you mean?
41:11You're a student.
41:12You've been learning from him.
41:13Yes, I'm learning.
41:14Come here.
41:15Come down.
41:16I got a chance today.
41:17Come here.
41:18I got a platform today.
41:19I thought you were someone else.
41:21I've kept two.
41:22The rest can come.
41:24Come here.
41:26Wow.
41:27He's so nice.
41:29Greetings.
41:30How are you?
41:31He has a record of shaving 100 coconuts in a year.
41:36Sir, you said you like acting.
41:38What do you do for a living?
41:39Sir, I'm an SDO in Wabda.
41:42Look at yourself.
41:43You're an SDO.
41:45And he's a strict SDO in our locality.
41:48I see.
41:49If someone steals electricity, he acts.
41:53Sir, you learnt from Mr. Chahal Fadli Khan.
41:56He's your teacher.
41:58So, give us something.
42:00We want to feel it.
42:02It's a matter of our own.
42:03He doesn't have anything.
42:05I don't have anything either.
42:06Very good.
42:08It goes without saying, sir.
42:09You didn't have to say that.
42:10Sir, you're making fun of him.
42:14Yes.
42:15He says, sir, I don't have anything.
42:17And you don't have anything either.
42:20You don't have anything.
42:21I don't have anything.
42:22And you don't have anything either.
42:25Sir, please act like him.
42:27Greetings.
42:29All the best.
42:31What?
42:32You want to act.
42:33You want a chance.
42:35You like our show.
42:36I like it a lot.
42:37Sir, try it on some other show.
42:40You do one thing.
42:41Act like him.
42:43Make him act.
42:44Yes.
42:45Don't act.
42:46Swear on your office.
42:50Your task is that you're an SDO.
42:54You're on a show.
42:56And the anchor called you and made you stand next to him.
42:58And you go back to your seat like a wife and son.
43:02Left.
43:02Why?
43:03Left.
43:08SDO is crying and saying to the landman
43:11that I'm an SDO and half of my meter is cut off.
43:15SDO is telling his servant to do his work.
43:21Thank you, sir. Very good.
43:25Greetings.
43:26Greetings.
43:27My name is Azeem and I want to recite a poem to you.
43:29Wow. Azeem, recite a poem.
43:31What do you do?
43:32I study.
43:33What are you studying?
43:349th class.
43:35You're in class 9?
43:37Very good. Recite it.
43:38This is the future of Pakistan.
43:40Very good. Recite it.
43:42The beauty parlour doesn't have such red colors.
43:45Wow.
43:46The beauty parlour doesn't have such red colors.
43:50True lovers are those who don't have hair on their head.
43:52Wow.
43:54Very good.
43:56Wow.
43:57The beauty parlour doesn't have such red colors.
43:59True lovers are those who don't have hair on their head.
44:02Okay.
44:03What was the end of it?
44:04The beauty parlour doesn't have such red colors.
44:07Wow.
44:08The beauty parlour doesn't have such red colors.
44:11The beauty parlour doesn't have such red colors.
44:15What are true lovers?
44:16I thought you said it.
44:17No. I didn't say it to anyone.
44:19I said it to Soosmin.
44:21But why didn't his mother make his head?
44:24She didn't make his head.
44:25She didn't make his head.
44:27She said, go away.
44:29Go away.
44:33The kids are complaining to their mother.
44:35What?
44:35Mother, father is eating the soil outside.
44:41This was today's show.
44:42We will meet you in the next show.
44:44Take care.
44:45Goodbye.
44:46Be careful.