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00:00Hoshi Aariya Hoshi Aariya
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:22Friends, Dr. Shiv Khaira writes in his book that there are many people who are working in their fields
00:29but they don't realize that even if they are sitting on a chair, they are still laborers.
00:34Sometimes we feel that we are working like laborers.
00:38There are some people who work like artists.
00:41They are better than them and they are successful.
00:44There are some people who work like art experts and they are the most successful.
00:49Now what is the difference between the three?
00:51The difference is that if you are doing a job, a business or any other work
00:56and if you are only using your hands, your mind and heart are somewhere else,
01:01then you are a laborer.
01:03Only your body is working, your mind is not working.
01:07And if your mind works along with your body, then you are a creator.
01:12We see that there is a difference between a laborer and an artist.
01:16A laborer keeps working but an artist also uses his mind.
01:20But if you start using your mind, your hands and your heart while doing your job,
01:30then you will become an art expert.
01:32Then you will get the success that no one else gets.
01:35I was thinking that I should share what I have read with you.
01:38Let's start today's show with this message.
01:40Today let's take you to Mr. Chaudhary's den and see what is happening there.
01:47Mr. Arun, today you have brought us to a laborer.
01:51No, I think he is an art expert.
01:53Because his heart also supports him.
01:56Why? Doesn't your heart want to become Chaudhary?
01:58No.
02:01Okay, what about your mind?
02:02Nothing works.
02:03What is the reason?
02:04I am worried.
02:05Why are you worried?
02:06I don't know why my friend is quiet.
02:08He looks like a bird from a nest.
02:11Okay, Baba Dana, greetings.
02:13Baba Dana, don't be sad.
02:15A person like you shouldn't be sad.
02:17You should wear a pink dress under your waistcoat.
02:20What is the problem?
02:22No one is telling me anything.
02:24Raksha's alergy has made me quiet since morning.
02:27Raksha's alergy.
02:28What is this pink?
02:29Is this a sign of sadness?
02:30No, no.
02:31This is a sign of happiness.
02:32Then it should be black.
02:34It is a sign of happiness.
02:35Why are you sitting here in the morning?
02:37I am asking you.
02:38You are not telling me.
02:39I am very happy with you.
02:41You are not telling me that you are happy.
02:42I am very ashamed of you.
02:44I used to think that the one who comes to the mansion
02:46must be eating Chaudhary.
02:48He is doing something.
02:49Chaudhary, he is taking money.
02:51Just a minute.
02:52You should be quiet.
02:54No, no.
02:55I feel bad.
02:56It is a matter between you two.
02:57Why should we interfere?
02:58I don't like it.
02:59You ask.
03:00It must be a private matter between your friends.
03:01Come, come.
03:02You also come.
03:03Come, come.
03:04You also come.
03:05No, no.
03:06Where is he?
03:07He is alone.
03:08Someone make arrangements for tea and water.
03:10He has come to your mansion for the first time.
03:11Tell me, what happened?
03:12Tell me.
03:13Why are you asking for tea and water?
03:15You sit here.
03:16I will do it.
03:17I swear on you.
03:18Was he acting?
03:22You are the one who is going to do the violation.
03:25You are going to sit here and react.
03:29I am here.
03:30Do something.
03:31It is his turn to get beaten up today.
03:34It is our family matter.
03:35I will do it.
03:36You sit here.
03:37You have come to make us understand.
03:40Now you have come.
03:42Tell me, why are you sad?
03:44Now that he has come.
03:45He is our son.
03:46He is not an outsider.
03:47He will see us from here.
03:51We are not hiding anything from you.
03:54Hence, if you believe, we will hide yours too.
03:57You are very tight.
03:59Hence,
04:00Don't talk so much.
04:01Come out.
04:02Then I ask.
04:06Hey, brother. Eat it here.
04:08It is good.
04:09No, we won't eat it here. Make arrangements for the goats.
04:11The 2006 vehicle will take us with the goats.
04:15It's a huge mansion. I think we'll spend the night here only.
04:19Yeah, Chennai is in front.
04:25First of all, I have topic to discuss with the woman herself.
04:29What do you mean by that?
04:31I don't know what you want to say.
04:33Listen to me.
04:35I don't want to listen to you.
04:37I don't want to talk to you.
04:39Actually, he is my friend.
04:41Yes.
04:43He is our old friend.
04:45But I am ashamed of him.
04:47First of all, forgive me.
04:49What should I forgive you for?
04:51For God's sake.
04:53I don't even remember
04:55that you did anything wrong to me.
04:57I don't even remember.
04:59I don't even remember.
05:01Don't say that.
05:03We will have to fight.
05:05No problem.
05:07Chaudhary should learn his lesson today.
05:09Just say, Baba Daniyal,
05:11I forgive you.
05:13Baba Daniyal, I forgive you for stealing.
05:15Who are you?
05:17Don't say that.
05:19I forgive you when I don't even remember my father.
05:23What is the problem?
05:25Believe me.
05:27I don't even remember
05:29that you have stolen my heart.
05:31But I remember.
05:33Where will I find such a person?
05:35Such a person.
05:37You are giving me a good hint.
05:39No.
05:41I am just making an announcement.
05:43No.
05:45He is also a good man.
05:47Chaudhary, tell me something.
05:49He has fulfilled the right of friendship all his life.
05:51He has never stolen your heart.
05:53Where will I find such a person?
05:55He has never stolen your heart.
05:59You won't find such a Chaudhary anywhere.
06:01Such a person.
06:05Number one.
06:11We have content.
06:15Come back.
06:17We are going back.
06:23He is gone.
06:25Baba Daniyal, why are you upset?
06:27Why are you upset?
06:29We also have a heart.
06:31What is the problem?
06:33You tell me.
06:35I forgive you for God's sake.
06:37I don't have a heart.
06:39Chaudhary, I will take a decision.
06:41I will go to Baba Daniyal's house
06:43for 5 minutes.
06:45Don't say that.
06:47The decision that my elders have taken.
06:49Forgive me.
06:51I forgive you.
06:53I forgive you from the bottom of my heart.
06:55Why don't I feel so?
06:59I have been your friend for 50 years.
07:01When did I say that you have been my friend for 50 years?
07:03I forgive you from the bottom of my heart.
07:05Will you say anything?
07:07No, never.
07:09Will you leave me?
07:11To tell you the truth,
07:13I will leave you.
07:15I won't leave you.
07:17You won't find such a friendship anywhere.
07:19You won't find such people anywhere.
07:21You will find them today also.
07:25You won't find such a team anywhere.
07:27You will find them today also.
07:29I will praise you.
07:31I am praising you.
07:33I am praising you.
07:35You have a bad beard.
07:37Baba Daniyal,
07:39I am telling you.
07:41You have a bad beard.
07:45I had brought a mason.
07:47I had brought a mason.
07:51I forgive you.
07:53I forgive you from the bottom of my heart.
07:57No, you don't forgive me from the bottom of your heart.
08:03I am telling you.
08:05No matter what happens,
08:07I won't leave you.
08:09Baba Daniyal,
08:11I think he is going to leave.
08:13He is going to leave from here.
08:15He is going to leave from here.
08:17But I am not going to feel guilty.
08:19Daniyal,
08:21I am telling you again and again.
08:23You are my friend.
08:25I won't leave you.
08:27Tell me.
08:2940 years ago,
08:31you wrote me a love letter.
08:33You said that you will give it to Rajjo.
08:35Thank God, he said that he will give it to Rajjo.
08:37He didn't give me the answer.
08:39This is the mistake.
08:41This is the mistake.
08:43He gave me the answer.
08:45I couldn't give it to you.
08:47Daniyal,
08:49I told you that I won't leave you.
08:51I told you that you won't forgive me from the bottom of your heart.
08:5540 years ago?
08:57Rajjo, my letter?
08:59You are still in the court.
09:01But today, I cleaned my house.
09:03I got that letter.
09:05My conscience didn't allow me
09:07to abuse you.
09:09You cleaned the house today.
09:11You transferred the office to me.
09:15I will clean the house.
09:17Why did you give the letter
09:19to Rajjo after 40 years?
09:21Leave it.
09:23My friend was Muneer Niazi.
09:25Wow.
09:27We used to delay each other.
09:29I always delay.
09:31But you delayed a lot.
09:33Rajjo is also young now.
09:35When he gave me the letter,
09:37he told me something.
09:39He said, if Chaudhary doesn't come,
09:41I will wait for him here all my life.
09:43Wow.
09:45People say that there is a shadow there.
09:47And he hasn't come there yet.
09:49Chaudhary, this is a big thing.
09:51Daniyal remembers the audio of that time.
09:55Mr. Haroon, she really loved me.
09:57She called me on Tubewell.
09:59Because she knew that
10:01she needed a lot of service.
10:03Why didn't you give it to me when I died?
10:05You died.
10:07I didn't give you the letter
10:09because she was going to be my rival.
10:11She was going to leave you.
10:13You were going to get lost in her love.
10:15She left.
10:17She left.
10:19What is your advice?
10:21Should I leave you now?
10:25I think
10:27he himself loved Rajjo.
10:29Did he keep an eye on Rajjo?
10:31No.
10:33He is not that kind of a person.
10:35He is not that kind of a person.
10:37He must have been young at that time.
10:39Yes.
10:41You can say that
10:43he was my pigeon of that time.
10:45Okay.
10:47He was the pigeon of his friends.
10:49Yes.
10:51The letter is still with me.
10:55Wow.
10:57Let's forget everything.
10:59At least show me the letter.
11:01Yes.
11:03Wow.
11:07This envelope
11:09contains Rajjo's government opportunity.
11:19Wow.
11:21This is love.
11:23This is the gift of love.
11:25Wow.
11:35Wow.
11:55Wow.
12:25What is your plan now?
12:27I will marry her.
12:29What?
12:31I will marry someone else.
12:33She is still waiting for me.
12:35Wow.
12:37She must be very beautiful.
12:39No.
12:41Don't say that.
12:43I want her to be platinum.
12:45I want her to be platinum.
12:47Wow.
12:49Don't marry her.
12:51She will dance at your wedding.
12:53She will dance at your wedding.
12:55She will dance at your wedding.
12:57He is drunk.
12:59Dhania.
13:01No.
13:03He is drunk.
13:05Yes.
13:07Go and call my aunt.
13:09For the marriage.
13:11Yes.
13:13She is very beautiful.
13:15She is very beautiful.
13:19Give it to her.
13:21She is very beautiful.
13:25Wow.
13:27He is very good.
13:29He is very good.
13:31I will tell you something.
13:33He is..
13:35Greetings.
13:41Who are you?
13:43I heard that Mr. Chaudhary is getting married.
13:45I heard that Mr. Chaudhary is getting married.
13:47You can sing a song.
13:49I sell betel leaf.
13:51Why did she come?
13:53Who is she?
13:55She is from village.
13:57God forbid if she dies.
13:59God forbid if she dies.
14:01God forbid if she dies.
14:03She has lot of qualities.
14:05God forbid if she dies.
14:07God forbid if she dies.
14:09Look at him.
14:11If a father dies,
14:13And her husband dies,
14:15And her husband dies,
14:17The husband is dead. She will cry and think that she is dead.
14:20Oh, wow!
14:21Her wife is dead. She will think that she is dead.
14:24Mr. Chaudhary, we don't have time.
14:25Who is playing the drums? Hurry up.
14:26Trust me.
14:28Yes.
14:28She is Rajjo's younger sister.
14:32Okay.
14:32I will sing a few things to warm up.
14:35If you like it.
14:35Okay. Sing. Sing.
14:37Chaudhary, play the drums.
14:39Chaudhary, play the drums.
14:41Immediately, someone teach me how to drive.
14:46Immediately, someone teach me how to drive.
14:51He is my best friend.
14:54Yes, he is.
14:55Veer is my best friend.
14:57He is from our country.
14:58He is from our country. He is my father's friend.
15:00He is my best friend.
15:04Best friend.
15:06I will sing one more for you.
15:08The city of Madhuri looks beautiful.
15:11Wow!
15:13The heart of a grain looks beautiful.
15:16Wow!
15:18The city of Chaudhary looks beautiful.
15:22The heart of Chaudhary looks beautiful.
15:25The city of Chaudhary looks beautiful.
15:29The heart of Chaudhary looks beautiful.
15:31Wow!
15:33How does Chaudhary change in a moment?
15:38Now the eyes of both are wet.
15:42The city of Chaudhary looks beautiful.
15:46What is this?
15:47The heart of Chaudhary..
15:49My aunt..
15:50What happened?
15:51The barrel of the black jade..
15:52How did it get viral?
15:54Hey, you! Didn't you go out?
15:56My Chaudhary's wife left without having breakfast.
15:59Your wife?
16:00Yes.
16:00Mr. Chaudhary, congratulations.
16:02You got married.
16:03Where have you come from?
16:04I came to know that father-in-law got married.
16:06There should be a woman in the house.
16:08That's the line. Go.
16:09That's the line.
16:10Wow!
16:12First of all, we have to arrange for her arrival.
16:15We have to arrange for her arrival.
16:16What is it to you?
16:17This is a happy occasion.
16:19Let it be.
16:19Why?
16:20I want to get her married.
16:22I want to welcome the women who come to the house.
16:25Wow!
16:25It's not possible for us to welcome them.
16:29Did I hit you?
16:30Yes.
16:32You are 40 years behind.
16:34Come on.
16:34You have become a bridegroom.
16:38Hey, hello!
16:39Chaudhary!
16:41When did he become a bridegroom?
16:42Chitta Kukad became a bridegroom.
16:44Okay, come on.
16:46Chitta Kukad became a bridegroom.
16:47Hello!
16:49Hey, why are you calling me a bridegroom?
16:51I don't know how to cook.
16:53I'm not able to sing.
16:55Chitta Kukad became a bridegroom.
16:58Chitta Kukad became a bridegroom.
17:01He wore a silk dupatta.
17:04He kept the door open.
17:07Yes.
17:09He wore a silk dupatta.
17:10You will become a bridegroom.
17:12I don't know how to cook.
17:16Chaudhary got love and he got a beloved one.
17:20He was a brave man.
17:23Hey!
17:24He was a brave man.
17:27He was a brave man.
17:30He was a brave man.
17:33Oh, my God!
17:34He was a brave man.
17:36Hey, one minute.
17:37Hey, one minute.
17:38Hey, one minute.
17:39I'm tired of you.
17:42Hey, come here.
17:44You are the reason for the marriage of Chaudhary.
17:47Mr. Chaudhary, what happened?
17:49Mr. Chaudhary, you know that I never lie.
17:52And no one listens to me.
17:54I'm happy in the village.
17:56I'm the bridegroom.
17:59I don't know what treatment the maids have given him.
18:02She looks very young.
18:04Maids?
18:05No.
18:06Hey, Chaudhary.
18:08Why are you getting angry with me?
18:10Okay.
18:10The maids have gone.
18:11Okay.
18:12I have to go to another village.
18:14I'm married to Chaudhary.
18:16These moments are meant to be.
18:20These moments are meant to be.
18:24Chaudhary, you are the reason for the marriage of Chaudhary.
18:27Okay, listen to me.
18:30Why?
18:30You are talking too much.
18:33I know that when the maids will come..
18:36Yes.
18:37..they will dance.
18:38When the maids will come here..
18:41..they will have to dance.
18:43Why did they call us here?
18:46Hello.
18:48They will dance at your level.
18:50How will they dance?
18:53Mr. Chaudhary, you are blessed.
18:55You had taken a ban from them on Eid.
18:57And now you are married.
18:59Yes.
19:00I want to ask you a question.
19:02Yes, Mr. Chaudhary.
19:03Why did you give 2000 bucks to the groom?
19:05He is your brother-in-law.
19:06He will give you the money.
19:11Chaudhary, Chaudhary, put on your dupatta.
19:14I am feeling shy.
19:17Wow.
19:18Hey, Rokhi, you are my Rokhi.
19:21I will be defamed, my love.
19:24I have tied my hands and legs.
19:26I can't find my way, my love.
19:30I can't find my way, my love.
19:34I can't find my way, my love.
19:42Girls, dance.
19:43The groom will dance.
19:50Viewers, there is a small break.
19:52Don't go anywhere.
19:52We will meet after the break.
19:53I have gone abroad.
19:56I have become a stranger.
19:59Wow.
19:59Wow.
20:00Wow.
20:01Wow.
20:02I am your lover.
20:07Wow.
20:09Don't do that.
20:10I will take you to the grave.
20:13Yes.
20:13Keep it on my heart.
20:15Give it to me.
20:17Be careful.
20:20Be careful.
20:23Welcome back, viewers.
20:25We have Mr. Sadiq Dutt in the break.
20:28He has brought his witness with him.
20:31Let's talk to him.
20:32Greetings.
20:33Thank you very much, sir.
20:35God has blessed me because of your show.
20:38Thank God.
20:39It is because of the show.
20:40I was just asking you.
20:43Mr. Sadiq Dutt, why don't you treat your pain?
20:47What pain?
20:48Where is the pain?
20:51He is a saint.
20:52No.
20:53I think this boy only knows about the pain.
20:58If you don't mind..
20:59Yes.
21:00..can you turn down the AC?
21:02My songs are so beautiful when they start.
21:09Beautiful.
21:11Beautiful.
21:12You are talking and he is laughing.
21:17I have been supporting him for so long.
21:21Yes.
21:22I will support him in the future.
21:23Yes.
21:26Look at him.
21:27He has closed his mouth.
21:28The air is going out from here as well.
21:34Mr. Khan, you have also done injustice.
21:37He has no shame.
21:38He has brought his own bed sheet.
21:40This is the work of a singer.
21:42This is the work of a singer.
21:43He has brought his own bed sheet.
21:44Have you seen it?
21:45He has not cut the sticks that are made of oil.
21:49If he feels so cold, what will he do if the air comes out of the air conditioner?
21:53The air conditioner is inside.
21:54Don't you know that your husband also feels cold?
21:58Mr. Sadiq Laj.
21:59It's not Laj.
22:00It's Sadiq Dard.
22:01Actually, he is a singer who has brought his own bed sheet.
22:07He is a singer who has brought his own bed sheet.
22:10Sir, I don't go to any other function.
22:13Does anyone call his name?
22:14No.
22:19And even if he goes to a function, he doesn't return it.
22:26Mr. Arun, a very wise person had told me that
22:29if you are working and thousands of people don't like your work,
22:33don't work for those people.
22:35Work for the one person who likes your work.
22:38Wow!
22:40If you see, if you go on YouTube or Facebook,
22:44there are many videos that are made by great professors.
22:48Scientists and doctors have made them.
22:50How many views do they have?
22:521500? 2000? 2500?
22:54And there are so many views in five years.
22:56You just write what happened in the market.
23:00Don't look at children and women.
23:01They are the ones who are watching the most.
23:03And there are millions of views.
23:05So, that lecture is better than that.
23:07It has reached the right audience.
23:10No doubt.
23:11There is a saying,
23:12I am not the one who dances in every market.
23:15Yes.
23:16Actually, the saying is that I am not the one who dances in every market.
23:21Wow!
23:22I dance only for my lover.
23:24And in front of my lover, he says,
23:26I am not the one who dances in every market.
23:30Yes.
23:30I dance for my lover.
23:33Wow!
23:34Wow!
23:37And Mr. Arun, for him, it was Ganjam Mirak Sam.
23:40No.
23:43He is an artificial thorn.
23:46Mr. Sadiq Dutt, when you came last time,
23:48you were spending a lot of money on him.
23:50Yes.
23:50And you had such a big car of money.
23:53Yes.
23:53Where is the money today?
23:54He is roaming around to get it.
23:57I made a mistake.
23:59No, brother. The situation is mild.
24:01Why?
24:03When you came last time,
24:04you said that you have four houses on rent.
24:07And you live in the fifth house.
24:09Yes.
24:09I told you in the first song,
24:11if you listen to him, you will die of hunger.
24:12Tell me, what happened then?
24:13No, no. Now five of them went away.
24:16Oh!
24:16I am on rent.
24:18Okay, so you were saying that you live on rent.
24:20No, sir. No.
24:21God is very generous.
24:22Why?
24:23Four houses have been completed.
24:25The fifth one is on rent.
24:27Sir, he has made four houses.
24:29Yes.
24:30Generous.
24:31Wow!
24:31Wow!
24:32We have two families. We shifted two.
24:34Two marriages?
24:35Yes, I have two marriages.
24:36Yours?
24:37My first wife got a divorce.
24:40Now I am going to shift the third one.
24:48Mr. Arun, please listen to the song.
24:50I will listen to it now. Let me talk.
24:51No, sir. You are late.
24:53The child's head is starting to freeze.
24:57So you won't give him money today?
24:58No, no. Why not?
24:59If I can't listen to him, I can do anything.
25:03Show me. Where is the money?
25:04I have the money. I have taken Rs. 87,000.
25:06You are saying that the situation is bad.
25:08Where did you get Rs. 87,000 from?
25:09The one who didn't get a divorce.
25:10Yes.
25:11I had a jewellery of that jewellery.
25:12I left it there.
25:13Oh!
25:14Okay. Let me tell you one thing.
25:16He made an app and gave it to me.
25:19Mr. Arun, I have to sing. I have to sing.
25:21Why?
25:22I feel that I have to listen to any song.
25:25Yes.
25:26I have to sing. I have to get out of here.
25:30I would like to make a request.
25:31What is it?
25:32With your permission.
25:32With your permission.
25:33I am not interested.
25:34No.
25:35Really. Really.
25:35It is true.
25:36It is true.
25:37No doubt.
25:37You have made five houses and nothing else.
25:39You are not interested.
25:40I am interested.
25:43I have gone abroad. I have become a stranger.
25:49Yes.
25:49Yes.
25:50Yes.
25:51Yes.
25:52Yes.
25:53I am not interested in you.
25:57Oh!
25:59Don't do this.
26:00I will take you to the grave.
26:03Yes.
26:04You are keeping me here.
26:06No. No. No.
26:07I have gone abroad. I have become a stranger.
26:13Yes. Yes.
26:14Enjoy the separation.
26:15I am not interested in you.
26:16Who enjoys the separation?
26:18Oh!
26:21Yes. Yes. Yes.
26:23Keep the money. I don't want to go to Bajra.
26:27Yes.
26:29I have gone abroad. I have become a stranger.
26:34Yes. Yes.
26:35I am your lover.
26:39Yes.
26:40I have become a stranger.
26:46I have become a stranger.
26:50Yes. Yes.
26:51I have become a stranger.
26:53I have become a stranger.
27:02The song is so sad.
27:03Haaay!
27:05Sadke manja sadke!
27:07Hai hai!
27:08Jigar chalni hai dil ghabra rahe hai
27:14Mohabbat ka jana
27:17Mera khal bache nu thand lag gayi hai
27:23Paniyo chaa peeti
27:25Haan haan peeti honi
27:26Peeti honi
27:29Ache!
27:31Aadhe paise chal aata hai
27:32Dekho!
27:33Upan aise usse pe
27:34Enne di koi nahi denda
27:40Baharo pool barsao
27:45Mera mehboob aaya
27:49Mera mehboob aaya
27:54Baharo pool barsao
27:59Mera mehboob aaya
28:03Isse aagaya
28:03Mera mehboob aaya
28:09Arun sir bol iske khushi wale hai
28:10Magar melody iski hai hi dard na
28:12Haan iska soor raag wohi hai
28:14Bada dard na
28:14Yeh mujhe lagta hai
28:15Sadiq dard ko confuse karne ke liye banaya hai
28:18Ludi hai jmalo pao
28:20Ludi hai jmalo pao
28:22Ludi hai jmalo pao
28:24Ludi hai jmalo pao
28:26Yeh te pyaar mile koi dil zaar mein
28:29Aon ka swaad gal baat hain
28:33Ludi hai jmal mere naida mein naal
28:37Baad aaye pehli mulakat da
28:40Ludi hai jmalo pao
28:42Ludi hai jmalo pao
28:44Ludi hai jmalo pao
28:46Ludi hai jmalo pao
28:48Ludi hai jmalo pao
28:50Ludi hai jmalo pao
28:52Ludi hai jmalo pao
28:54Khaanein chakda ho gaye
28:56Ludi hai jmalo pao
28:58Ek mat
28:59Ji
28:59Banan mein dete
29:05Naadrin, waqt bhai, chote se break ka kahi man jaayega
29:08Abhi milte hain break ke baad
29:09Ek dafa mai aur mera dost K2 pe chad laaye the
29:11Achha
29:11Mai upar tha, dost thoda niche tha
29:13Pher?
29:14Usne bola, nana, rassi khatam ho gaye
29:16Kuch hai kya?
29:17Mai ne phat phat zaar band nikaala de diya
29:20Ey nana, tune darzi ko nahi bola, tere ko farshi shalwaar banwaa ke de
29:25Pehli martaba apni film itne achhe print mein dekh raha ho
29:35Welcome back, naadrin
29:36Bhai, aaj toh haai bahut tez chal rahi hai
29:38Aur aaj phir barrier kharab
29:39Usne hasne wali kya baat hai?
29:41Hasne wali baat yeh, ke jab bhi barrier kharab hota hai
29:43Hum darwaza lagaate hain
29:44Kuch na kuch hulda seedhar ho jaa rahe hain
29:46Arre, kuchhi gaale aaj hawaa toh yeh aalam si
29:49Mere saare baal uth gaye
29:54Yeh di kaal tasne laga, yeh ne sehre jisra aage the gaddi khadi kiti hai na
29:58Gaddi khad ke andar aa rahe hain aasi
30:00Wapas barrier koh chala hai
30:02Menu gaal mein dekha hai, kya bhai aaj kaam nahi karega?
30:06Hawa toh chalti rehgi Haroon sahab, ab mausam aisa hua wa hai
30:09Lekin mene aapko yeh kahani sunaani chahiye
30:11Kuch din pehle ki baat hai, hua kuch yun
30:14Yeh kya hai?
30:15Yeh kya hai?
30:16Hawa bohot nahi chal rahi hai, kya cheezein uthti bhi hai
30:18Yaar isko side peh karo kapde ko
30:20Hum saayaad ab aao deya yeh the
30:22Mera khal hona dekha archa gada ho rahe hain
30:24Nahi nahi, hawa chal rahi hai na
30:25Maa kiya se na, hawa bhi toh cheezein uthti hai
30:27Toh Haroon sahab, hua kuch yun ke Salim sahab aur bhaalu
30:30Ek din kahin jaa rahe the
30:32Salim sahab aur ek bhaalu, ek din kahin jaa rahe the
30:35Ek din kahin jaa rahe the
30:36Tu shika mera naal hai, tu koi dhapardha par rahe the
30:39Saap nahi hai wo
30:40Ek bhaalu, asli bhaalu
30:41Asli bhaalu
30:42Aur Salim sahab jangal mein jaa rahe the
30:43Jangal mein jaa rahe the
30:44Phir?
30:45Achaanak aage se Agha sahab aa gaye
30:47Phir?
30:48Bhaalu aur Salim sahab ne Agha sahab ko dekha toh dono dar gaye
30:52Tu?
30:53Lekin bhaalu drakht par nahi chad sakta tha
30:55Phir?
30:56Salim sahab jaldi se drakht par chad gaye
30:58Acha?
30:59Aur bhaalu ne marne ki acting ki
31:04Agha sahab ne aake bhaalu ko ichhe se soonga
31:07Acha?
31:08Wo marne ki acting kar raha tha, bada pakka actor tha
31:10Jee
31:11Toh phir Agha sahab wahan se chad
31:14Agha sahab aime nahi kahe, main drakht se sima hu, toh tu kya hai
31:19Yaar yeh kapde, yaar yeh saab kapde udh ke aa rahe hain yaar yeh
31:22Pakdo yaar se
31:23Acha, mera khayla hawaas sirf saade karti chal rahi hai
31:27Nahi, Haroon sahab
31:28Darwaza
31:29Kaun hai?
31:30Are gate kholo
31:31Haan?
31:32Kaun hai bhai?
31:33Mujhe door pe koi nahi hai
31:34Are gate kholo, mujhe pata hai, sab hai
31:35Hawaas koi jaani pechaani si lag rahi hai
31:37Koi nana pate ka type ki hawaas lag rahi hai
31:39Are aajao, aajao mere paas 10 minute hi hain, aaja
31:43Ki chad se kapde aaye, shayad wo lene aaye honge
31:46Shayad toh aaye
31:51Are itni der lagadi Haroon, kaisa hai?
31:56Dilgirta mein aariya, hoshi aariya
32:00Laga sugar me
32:03Bahut achhe
32:05Bhai chale jao, maare paas apna nana pate kar raha hai
32:09Aa gaye hain humaari comedy ka tamasha dekhna
32:12Baat tamasha ki nahi hai, mere saath ek masalah ho gaya hai
32:15Kya hua?
32:16Are apne kapde latkaye the mene, sukhane ke liye
32:18Ek ek karke udhke tumhare set pe aagaye
32:20Ek kameez thi aur ek shalwar thi
32:22Main haath jod toh mere kapde de do, ek hi shalwar kameez hai mere paas
32:25Toh yaar yeh bhi ache khaze kapde hai
32:27Are ek yeh hai, ek wo hai, bas yehi duniya hai meri
32:29Toh yaar, istra unhe lagaya karo na, ke chutkiyan mazboot ho
32:32Humare ghar mein kyun uth uth ke aa rahe hain kapde tumhare
32:34Tumhare show ki awaze hain, tumhari baate hain
32:36Tumhari jugde hain, tumhare gaane hain
32:38Tumhara dance, har cheez mere ghar mein aasakta hai
32:40Mere kapde uth ke tumhare studio mein nahi aasakte
32:42Yaar laayen zara kapde yaar, jo aaye de ho
32:44Aise hi ghoom hai nana
32:47Meharbani, jeeta rahe
32:48Na na paas kar
32:49Bahut achhe
32:50Acha, are you sure ki aapne yeh dhoye the
32:53Haan dhoye the, mere hi hai
32:57Aapka badapan hai
32:58Aapki jagah koi aur host hota toh abhi break leke mujhe kapde de deta
33:01Aapne awni aur apni neki dikhaye
33:03Taaliya
33:07Aapka badapan hai
33:08Chalein ab aap niklein yaha se jaye hain aapne show ke
33:10Ek minute, pan se yaad aaya, iska zaarban kidhar hai
33:13Wo toh humare paas nahi hai
33:15Mujhe nahi pata
33:16Mai idhar aaya hoon
33:18Oye oye oye
33:19Main bata raha hoon
33:20Ek ek ko aage se cheer ke rakh du
33:21Main bata raha hoon
33:22Alo alo, aye na chalana, main apna ghat ke dena
33:24Oye oye
33:26Nahi yaar, tu te last ke paun na
33:29Yaar, idhar toh nahi aaya
33:30Lekin aazaarban kya cheez hai yaar
33:32Hum aapko naya kharid ke de dete
33:33Arey, naya nahi chahiye
33:34Uske saath yaade jhudi hain
33:36Azaarban se yaade jhudi hain?
33:38Haan, azaarban se yaade jhudi hain
33:40Meri chuti chuti
33:41Kaise?
33:42Arey, us zaarban ne meri jaan bachayi thi
33:44Azaarban ne jaan bachayi?
33:46Wo kaise?
33:47Ek aisa time aaya industry mein
33:48Jab mujhe kaam nahi milna tha
33:50Bahut udaas rehta tha
33:51Toh maine zaarban latka ke
33:52Us se khud khushi karne ki koshi thi
33:55Jaan kaise bachayi?
33:56Wo toot gaya naa
33:57Toh main bach gaya
34:00Accha toh chota hi paayi phir tha
34:03Us zaarban ki bahut zarurat thi
34:05Gurbat mein, gareevi mein usne meri bhook mittayi
34:08Wo kaise?
34:09Zaarban na pakode baan ke phir tha
34:12Arey, main apne zaarban mein
34:13Aata laga ke jheel kinare baith jata tha
34:16Aur jab thodi thand lagne lagti thi
34:18Toh samjho, machli phat gayi
34:21Ek dafa main aur mera dost K2 pe chad le the
34:23Accha?
34:24Main upar tha, dost thoda neeche tha
34:25Phir?
34:26Usne bola, nana, rassi khatam ho gayi
34:28Kuch hai kya?
34:29Maine phat phat zaarban nikaala de diya
34:33K2 de jaan toh pehle
34:34Mera khad shalwaar tu fix karala hi thi
34:37Aur jab usne neeche aake dekha
34:38Wo double speed se wapas gaya
34:41Ey nana!
34:42Tune darzi ko nahi bola
34:43Tere ko farshi shalwaar banwaa ke de
34:45Pehli martaba
34:46Apni film itne acche print mein dekh raha hu
34:50Aisa hai, mere zaarban ke kisse bahut ho gaye
34:52Main amanat ko jaan se mart dunga
34:53Agar mera zaarban wapas nahi hua
34:55Yaar ek kaam karte hain yaar
34:56Humne kuch mangwa liye hain zaarban na
34:58Unhone meri baat sun liye thi
35:00Toh yaar inko la de, naye zaarban de de
35:02Lao, lao, idhar lao
35:03Idhar lao
35:05Aaja, aaja, aaja
35:06Isme mera wala zaarban hai?
35:07Nahi, nahi, nahi
35:08Isme naye hain
35:09Nahi?
35:10Brand new
35:12Ye toh pura baara ki jodi lag rahi hai
35:13Ji, ji
35:14Branded hai?
35:15Haan, haan
35:16Ye bahut zabardas ho gaya
35:17Lekin ek masla hai
35:18Kya?
35:19Ye baara zaarban hai
35:20Salwar toh sirf ek hai
35:21Gyaara salwaare bhi mangwa do
35:23Ye hoja aada karna
35:24Har cheez mufti khanda ho da
35:26Ye bade ache pakode tere
35:27Pakode bahut ache hain tere
35:28Bikhe ke, bikhe ke
35:29Ice cream bhi ache hai
35:30Meetha kaam hai
35:31Kheer kiski hai?
35:33Khaane peene ki baate karte ho
35:34Thoda khaa lete toh
35:35Jitne patale nahi hote hai
35:37Ye nana
35:38Tereko nani ki zaroorat hai kya?
35:39Le ja na
35:44Ye bahut ache hai
35:45Arey aisi nani se acha hai
35:46Ke main akela hi theek ho
35:48Kairbani teri bhai
35:49Haan main chalta hai
35:50Acha tum bhi azaarband
35:51Itne zara dekhe
35:52Latu ho gayi
35:53Acha
35:57Aaj humaar se
35:58Docshop maujood hai
35:59Aur ek bahut achi
36:00Inhone shairi likhi thi
36:01Anwar Masood sahab ne
36:02Apni shairi mein
36:03Ek bahut achi
36:04Ek nazm likhi hai
36:05Waah
36:06Halki phulki
36:07Baddwaawa
36:08Haan
36:09Jaha teri khakdi
36:10Fikhi nikle
36:11Fikhi nikle
36:12Haan
36:13Toh us tara
36:14Toh usi zameen pe
36:15Usi hawalat
36:16Usi hawalat
36:17Dokshop ne bhi kuch likha
36:18Dokshop main chhata hu
36:19Aaj boh suna de
36:20Inhone unke zameen pe
36:21Kuch likha
36:22Toh unhone bura nahi
36:23Manaya
36:24Nahi nahi
36:25Unhone aage paani
36:26Mara sahab
36:27Acha kisse
36:28Tere ko kinn nahi hai
36:29Ena cheez
36:30Teri akal nahi hai
36:31Asalne dekhe
36:32Jaise
36:33Allama Iqbal
36:34Ne
36:35Akbar-ul-Awadi
36:36Ko kaha tha
36:37Ke
36:38Jab koi aam aadmi
36:39Kisi shair ko
36:40Daad dena chahata hai
36:41Toh
36:42Waah waah karta hai
36:43Jab koi shair
36:44Kisi shair ko
36:45Daad dena chahata hai
36:46Toh
36:47Waah waah
36:48Asal yeh Anwar sahab ko tribute hai
36:49Humari kya bisad
36:50Ya kya ukat hai
36:51Ke hum unke rang me
36:52Ek shair bhi kaise ke
36:53Toh yeh chand ashar
36:54Unki jo halki phulki badduaayen
36:55Thi
36:56Maine tere unko
36:57Modern touch diya hai
36:58Ke aaj ke daur ka
36:59Agar koi shags ho toh
37:00Kya badduaayen dera hoga
37:01Ke
37:02Jaa teri facebook
37:03Hack ho jaye
37:04Waah
37:05Waah
37:06Waah
37:07Jaa teri facebook
37:08Hack ho jaye
37:09Password ho jaye
37:10Chori
37:11Haaye
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43:33Thank you very much, sir
43:34Thank you very much
43:35Thank you
43:36Sir, thank you really very much
43:38And Zeeshan's house is also my house
43:40Can I hang this there?
43:41You can
43:42This will go with you
43:43Thank you once again
43:45Now we will not let you go this
43:47You have brought gift for us
43:49Yes, sir
43:50Bring gift for my brother also
43:52Yeeh
43:53gins
43:54Give gift to my brother
43:55Sir be happy
43:56Thank you
43:57And this will also moved to Zeeshan's house
43:59Thank you very much, son.
44:01He is doing something over there.
44:06Mr. Agha was sitting on a donkey and he was going.
44:08Mr. Salim was walking with him.
44:10Okay.
44:11The spectator said, look at him.
44:12He is so thin. He can't even walk.
44:15This fatso is not ashamed that he is sitting on a donkey.
44:17Okay.
44:18Mr. Agha got down and he made Mr. Salim sit on the donkey.
44:21Okay.
44:22The spectator said, look at him.
44:24He is so fat and he is sitting on a donkey.
44:27This fatso is not ashamed that he is sitting on a donkey.
44:31This thin and thin man who can run is sitting on a donkey.
44:34So Mr. Salim got down from there and the donkey ran away.
44:42He is not funny at all.
44:43He just made both of them sit on the donkey.
44:47And I will tell you that he is not funny at all.
44:50Yes.
44:51He is a fool of both of them.
44:54Even if they made both of them sit on the donkey..
44:57Yes.
44:57..then Mr. Salim, don't you think you deserve it?
45:00Mr. Agha and Mr. Salim.
45:01Yes.
45:02If there is a donkey and one of you has to sit on it..
45:05Wow! That's a good question.
45:07..then who will sit on it?
45:07Why do we need a donkey? I have Agha with me.
45:13When the donkey kicked Mr. Salim, he said, okay.
45:15Now I will make you sit on it.
45:17But Mr. Agha will not be able to bear the weight of the donkey.
45:21No.
45:22The first thing is that he should bear the weight of the donkey.
45:26He doesn't know Urdu.
45:27I mean, he won't be able to bear the weight of the donkey.
45:30No.
45:31He will get stuck.
45:32He will lose a lot of weight.
45:34He will lose a lot of weight.
45:35He will lose a lot of weight.
45:36He will be like, I have lost a lot of weight.
45:42He won't be able to bear the weight.
45:44I don't know why Mr. Agha was saying that Salim's donkey is so active.
45:48He didn't have to bear the weight of the donkey.
45:52Okay.
45:53Yes, son.
45:54Greetings, sir.
45:55Greetings.
45:55Sir, my name is Tanveer. I am from Jhang.
45:58Yes, son.
45:58What do you do?
45:59I am a Punjabi poet. I would like to recite a poem to you.
46:01Wow! Poet.
46:05Sir, please recite it.
46:07In the fire of your migration,
46:09I have destroyed myself.
46:12I have become my condition in your search and have killed everyone.
46:17On your way, I have slept with my friends.
46:23Because I am tired of your migration, I have come to meet you.
46:27Wow!
46:28Wow!
46:29Wow!
46:31He is a poet.
46:32Okay. Wow!
46:33Mr. Tanveer, you have written your own poem.
46:36I had also written my own poem.
46:38Very good.
46:39Very good.
46:40Thank you, sir.
46:41Yes, brother. Next.
46:43Greetings.
46:43Greetings.
46:44My name is Syed Shahzad Ali.
46:45Yes.
46:46First of all, Mr. Haroon Rafiq,
46:47from my side, hats off to you and your entire team.
46:50Thank you, sir.
46:51The way you are making us laugh in a very decent manner.
46:53Thank you very much, sir.
46:54Really honoured.
46:55Sir, I have a request.
46:56Yes.
46:56If you are made the Prime Minister of Pakistan,
46:59what will you do for the welfare of the people?
47:02I will resign.
47:05Sir, please tell us one order.
47:07Sir, first of all, I will do this order.
47:09You should try that those who are not greedy for a chair
47:14should get a chair.
47:16Here, the chair is given to those who are greedy for that chair.
47:21So, greed is the worst.
47:23So, the one who is not greedy for it,
47:25he is worthy of it.
47:26Very good, sir.
47:27Thank you, sir.
47:30This was today's show.
47:31We will meet you in the next show.
47:33Take care of yourselves.
47:35Allah Hafiz.