Sakamoto Days Episode 10
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00:00You
00:06Feels like I haven't slept in a year the lab really kicked my ass
00:13Even meat buns are too heavy to lift if a hitman came in here right now. He'd be in deep shit. I
00:22Know just the place for this
00:30a bathhouse
01:01Saka me show me take a say
01:13Say, okay
01:22Item
01:24If you're more afraid of the night road than time
01:31Point your finger, take a step, and ring the bell
01:37Step on the gas until you turn red
01:43That's not enough, it's not enough yet
01:47I'm sure you're standing on your tiptoes
01:50Even if you turn red, swallow your tears
01:55Don't worry about it anymore
01:58Stare at it, jump out
02:01Run, Sakamoto Days
02:20Performance. Getting the appropriate rest is essential
02:25In other words, this is a top priority mission
02:28Let's go
02:33Come to think of it, this is the first time I've ever been to a bathhouse
02:36Wow, that's a little bit surprising
02:39The bathtubs here are really, really big
02:41Wait, how big are we talking? Are they deep enough to swim?
02:45I'm starting to get really excited now
02:47Too excited
02:51Man, this job's even more boring this early on a weekday
02:55Guess that's what I get for moving back in with my parents
02:59Four adults and one child, please
03:02Uh-huh, sure
03:06He looks familiar
03:08Oh, I forgot to bring any towels
03:11What about you? Did you bring them, Mr. Sakamoto?
03:14No
03:16It can't be, can it?
03:18I brought a set of towels, too
03:20Um, sure, with the towel set, that'll be, uh, let's see, uh...
03:253,300 yen
03:27Exact change, perfect
03:30Okay, just give me a sec
03:37Daddy, hurry up, it's bath time
03:40That's him, all right, the legend himself, Taro Sakamoto
03:44Towels?
03:46Never thought a small fry assassin like me would cross paths with such a big shot
03:51Especially working the front desk at Mom and Dad's bathhouse
03:55This guy's worth a billion yen
03:58You, Taro, I think you just found your big break
04:03Towels
04:08Hope you enjoy
04:10Hmm
04:15I feel like I'm getting to know you so intimately, Mr. Sakamoto
04:19You don't have to make it weird
04:22I refuse to settle for taking over the family business
04:26And I won't have to, because if I can take out the legendary assassin, I'll be rich and famous
04:32This is my chance, and I'll do whatever it takes
04:41Oh, man, this is amazing, I've never felt so refreshed
04:45Feels good
04:47He's completely let his guard down here
04:49I can do this, it's gonna be easy
04:55Oh, Mr. Sakamoto, look, they've got a jet bath
04:58You wanna give it a try?
05:03Oh, yeah, that's nice, I've never done anything like this before
05:07Oh, it feels so good
05:10It could be stronger
05:12Oh, you think so?
05:17Good thing I outfitted this place with all those booby traps
05:20I knew they'd come in handy someday
05:22Oh, Mr. Sakamoto, I think this button will give the jets more power
05:31And now you both die
05:38Oh, yeah
05:50Jets, that's how strong a jet bath gets?
05:54There ought to be a warning label on it
05:56A fountain!
05:58Dad, I wanna try
06:00Maybe when you're older
06:02Let's go get a closer look
06:04Was that enough power for you?
06:06Yeah, with that much juice, you could demolish a semi
06:10How far did Sakamoto get blasted?
06:15That's much better
06:17You're incredible, Mr. Sakamoto!
06:19You relax at another level!
06:21What the hell?
06:23How much mass is he carrying around?
06:32Wanna try this on him?
06:34Uh, I don't know. What's that?
06:38They're going into the sauna
06:40It's almost like he wants to die
06:42This time I've got him for sure
06:45Wow, it's pretty hot in here, huh?
06:48Could be warmer
06:50Oh, you think?
06:52Ah, it says it gets hotter if you splash some water on the coals
07:01Take this!
07:05That's a little more than I was expecting
07:10Is it supposed to be an inferno?
07:12Hot enough for spontaneous combustion
07:14Prepare to be incinerated
07:18That's more like it
07:20What did he say?
07:22How sick is that blubber of his?
07:26I don't know, but I think I'm going to die
07:28I don't know, but I think I'm going to die
07:30I think I'm going to die
07:33Yeah, this is great
07:38Piece of cake
07:40At least when you compare it to assassin training
07:43Wouldn't you agree, Mr. Sakamoto?
07:45Whoa, they're having a bonfire!
07:47Hey dad, can I go in there too?
07:49Uh-huh, maybe when you're older
07:54Kids these days, you get lightheaded in there?
07:57Embarrassing for such a young man
08:00Cold bath
08:02If heat didn't do the trick, why don't we try cold?
08:10It's freezing! Is it broken?
08:13It could be colder
08:15Hey, look at his solid ice!
08:17I can skate on it!
08:21Fine, then how about like this?
08:24Like this!
08:28Perfect
08:31A waterfall! Wow!
08:33So cool!
08:35Invigorating
08:37Dammit!
08:38Refreshing
08:39Why?
08:40Perfect
08:41Why won't he just die?
08:43Why?
08:45Perfect
08:49You certainly had a nice long bath
08:55Uh, Shin? Are you alive in there?
09:03Hey dad, can we have some ice cream?
09:05Yeah, yeah, when you're older
09:07Cheapskate!
09:08Bye-bye!
09:12Dammit, now I know why they call him the legendary assassin
09:17I'll never be able to kill Taro Sakamoto
09:20Daddy, let's play ping-pong!
09:25You're really good, Will!
09:27Uh-huh, not bad
09:29Back at ya, boss man!
09:31I didn't want to just follow in my parents' footsteps
09:34I've always been a rebel for no real reason
09:37Why won't you just take over the family business?
09:40Because I'm gonna be a hitman
09:42Huh? You'll never be able to do that!
09:45You're not strong enough!
09:47Hey! Yutaro!
09:50Guess dad was right
09:53Killing Sakamoto is way beyond a wannabe like me
09:56Well, if it isn't Yutaro!
09:59Long time no see, loser
10:01Why don't you answer us? Don't be so rude
10:05The hell happened to you?
10:07You said you were gonna leave town and make it big
10:09And now you're back here working at your parents' bathhouse?
10:12I called that one
10:13Hey, back off! It's none of your business!
10:16Whoa, is that really how you talk to paying customers around here?
10:25And keep creepy noises like those to yourself
10:28What a waste of space
10:29You can't even take a hit without sounding like a wimp
10:33Always knew you were a loser who'd never go anywhere
10:36Running a trash heap like this bathhouse suits you well
10:41You have no right to talk shit about my parents' bathhouse!
10:45Hey, I'm just speaking the truth
10:47This place is a dump, isn't it, Mon-chan?
10:50A dumpster fire?
11:06Yokun! Yokun!
11:08You son of a bitch! What did you do to him?
11:10I didn't do anything!
11:12You're gonna pay for this, asshole!
11:14Asshole!
11:35Here!
11:38This whole time...
11:39You've known since the beginning, haven't you?
11:42I was...
11:43I'm such an idiot! I'm sorry!
11:45The bath was nice, got a lot of special features
11:49Let's leave it at that
11:54That was just what I needed
11:56We'll have to do it again!
11:57Yeah!
11:58I still can't believe you, Shin
12:00How'd you get lightheaded from a bathhouse?
12:05I don't even remember the last time someone gave me a compliment
12:09And to think...
12:11This one came from a legend
12:16Hi, Dad
12:18I've been thinking
12:19I've decided I do want to take over the bathhouse
12:22What's that?
12:24Oh, yeah
12:25The assassin thing
12:26Nah, I'm done with that
12:28I've realized that's a life I'm just not cut out for
12:32Huh? Come again?
12:34It's too late and I don't deserve it
12:38Fair enough
12:42I feel even heavier
12:44My back hurts
12:45Everything does
12:47That bathhouse was hardcore!
12:49That's a really funny face, Shin
13:01We made it to Japan
13:03I just hope the mistress is alright
13:06I must go to her
13:08And bring her back at once
13:14I'm even more exhausted than I was before we took that trip to the bathhouse
13:19Shin, I've got a treat for you
13:22One of these is a regular cola
13:24The other one is a special blend I made myself
13:27No mind-reading allowed
13:29What?
13:30What are you up to here, Lou?
13:32Um...
13:34That one
13:38Wrong! Now you have to pay the bill
13:40This is why I don't play these kinds of games with you
13:43Little diners like this are so much fun
13:45I haven't really eaten at many of them before
13:47Huh? Doesn't every country have places like this?
13:50I guess I wouldn't know
13:52When I was growing up, I pretty much only ate the food that was cooked by the family chef
13:57Sometimes I forget she's the daughter of a mafia boss
14:02I'm curious, do you ever think about meeting up with your old friends?
14:05No, I like how much more fun and comfortable life is here
14:10And all that mafia stuff was never really my thing
14:13I can't even imagine having to go back to it now
14:16Likewise
14:17I know exactly what you mean
14:19You get used to peaceful living and that's all you want
14:22Alrighty, anybody else ready to order seconds?
14:25Found you
14:27Please die
14:44Need something else?
14:46Melon soda
14:47I'll get that right out
14:53You're a bit old for a drinker
14:55Old for a drink like that
14:57From the look of you, I was expecting a more refined palate
15:01Who the hell is this guy?
15:04Wait a sec, do I know you?
15:07Wutong?
15:09Who's Wutong?
15:11That's me
15:12So glad to see you again, mistress
15:16Wutong, I thought for sure you were dead
15:19Okay, but who are you?
15:21Older brother
15:22We're not related, he's just a member of the triad
15:26Mistress, ever since losing your father, the Lu family has been sorely lacking leadership
15:31Hey man, I asked you a question
15:33Please, I implore you to return and take your father's place
15:37Stop wasting time sharing the company of these vulgar, barbaric assassins
15:43Hey!
15:44Not a chance, I never want to go back to the mafia
15:47As far as I care, whoever wants Papa's job can have it
15:53That was so cute!
15:55Master Wutong, are you alright, sir?
15:59Just hold still, no need to cry
16:01What's with this guy?
16:04Let me introduce Lu Wutong
16:07I don't know why, but for some reason he's always following me around being as creepy as possible
16:12He's a perverted, nosy consigliere
16:15Uh, consul what now?
16:17A high-ranking mafia officer
16:19Uh, consul what now?
16:21A high-ranking mafia advisor
16:23The mistress knew I was looking after her all along?
16:26Oh, it feels so good to be noticed
16:28This guy's nuts!
16:32Like I said, I don't want anything to do with the mafia
16:35I want to work at Sakamoto's as a regular shopkeeper
16:39I understand
16:40That means, if I'm to retrieve the mistress, I have but one obstacle
16:45Taro Sakamoto, the so-called legendary assassin
16:50Look, I don't know what your deal is, but if you're after a fight, I'm game
16:54No, you fool! Who in their right mind would fight an assassin unarmed?
16:58Where are you going?
17:00Honestly, kind of refreshing
17:02My proposition, a triad-style battle where the mistress is the prize
17:06No way, man. Let's just skip to the part where we kick your ass
17:10Get it over with quick
17:12Don't be afraid. Consider this an opportunity
17:16Sakamoto, if you can win this battle,
17:19I'll provide you with information about the person who put that bounty on your head
17:24How do you know about that?
17:27Our intelligence network is unmatched
17:30Mr. Sakamoto?
17:34Forget it. You can't have Lou
17:36Yeah, we can find our own information
17:38Huh?
17:40It's a deal. We'll take the bet
17:43What the hell are you doing, Lou?
17:45If we lose, you have to go back to China and join the mafia
17:48I heard the terms, but I'm a member of the Sakamoto family now
17:53It's for the boss man. I'm willing to put my skin on the line
18:01Then come with me
18:04Put her skin on the line? That sounds so wrong, yet so right
18:13This place is gross. Why are you taking us anyway?
18:17Shut up and follow me
18:34Hey, you still haven't told us what a triad style battle is
18:37Ready to go home now
18:39Here, you barbarians
18:41Those rags won't satisfy the dress code where we're going
18:45We prepared a special changing room for the two of you
18:48Mistress, you'll find yours right over here
19:04Fits nicely
19:10After you
19:16The underworld rubs elbows with each other here
19:19A bastion of desire and ill-gotten wealth
19:22An underground casino
19:25A casino?
19:26All makes sense
19:27Uh-huh. Physical strength doesn't matter here
19:31We'll start with 30 million yen
19:33You brutes can borrow these chips from us
19:36Whoever can use this to win the most money in the allotted time wins the battle
19:41Good luck. I'll see you in two hours
19:51Gambling
19:53Not to worry, Lu. You've got me
19:56Gambling
19:58Not to worry, Lu. You've got Shin on our side, and he's a mind reader
20:02Yeah, we do. You've got a point
20:04He can listen to what the dealers and other players are thinking
20:07With a power like that, we can't lose
20:09Except I don't know how to play any casino games or what any of the rules are
20:14Neither do I
20:15Huh? Oh, no
20:17Butong may not be much of a fighter, but he makes up for it by being really smart
20:22The Lu family prizes strength, but he climbed the ladder on brains alone. It's kind of an anomaly
20:31That guy with the brain went all in at one big
20:35What is that? 90 million?
20:37He's already tripled his money
20:39I'm winning the mistress back no matter what
20:42I'll risk everything I have to do so
20:52I
21:22Oh
21:52Oh
22:22Shit! Thanks to Sakamoto and his crew, we don't have jobs anymore
22:26Hey, Mr. Tanaka, what do you think about opening a creperie?
22:30Huh? A creperie?
22:33Okay! Great idea!
22:36That letter's from somebody calling themselves Pooh
22:39We have no customers
22:40We have a letter signed by the name Pooh
22:42He said Pooh
22:43Come on, Seba, quit listening to the radio and just...
22:45I'm getting hungry
22:48Oh, looks good
22:50I always wanted to try my hand at this
22:53Oh, check it out! They've got crepes!
22:57Do you want one?
22:59I want them all!
23:01It's that girl again!
23:03Hey! No fair! What am I supposed to do?
23:08What the? Oh, look!
23:11The crepes are floating!
23:14So cool!
23:16This new treat is all the rage! Floating crepes!
23:19You know there's some kind of trick to it, right?
23:21As long as it tastes good, I don't care!
23:23Delicious!
23:24Mysterious