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Sakamoto Days Season 1 Episode 3 ,
Sakamoto Days Season 1 Ep 3 ,
Sakamoto Days
Transcript
00:00This is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It may be disrespectful to the characters, places, or events in this work.
00:05I'm sorry that I didn't do my best to make it better, but I'm sure the fans will enjoy it.
00:10I'll be back.
00:12I'll be back.
00:19You're late!
00:24You're so slow. I was just a little late.
00:27It's not just a little bit of time!
00:35Hey, Ryu! Don't put the detergent in the fridge!
00:38You're such a meticulous man.
00:40Customers will choose whatever they want.
00:43There's a limit to what they want!
00:46You've never worked part-time before, have you?
00:48I have.
00:49What is it?
00:50It's to help with my dad's work.
00:53I dug a big hole and filled it with a mysterious bag.
00:58Sakamoto-san, let's fire that woman!
01:01She doesn't fit in with our peaceful atmosphere!
01:03There's no such atmosphere in this shop, Hanakara.
01:07Shut up! We're going to save her now!
01:09Hey, Shin.
01:11You shouldn't talk to people like that.
01:14You should apologize to Ryu when you're late.
01:18Sakamoto-san?
01:22What's the matter, you two?
01:24You look like you've been hit by a 22 Long Rifle bullet.
01:28Come on, let's get ready for the morning.
01:31Shin, clean up outside.
01:33Ryu, have you finished preparing the meat buns?
01:37The shop manager is surprisingly quiet.
01:40We've been together for years, but I've never seen him talk like this!
01:43He doesn't even say a word in his heart!
01:45Do you two think this is a meeting to talk about me?
01:49How rude.
01:51I'll kill you.
01:53I'm also a bloodthirsty human being.
01:55Thank you, both of you.
01:58Me?
01:59Don't I have a different personality before I start talking?
02:06Oh?
02:08Sakamoto-san!
02:10You two!
02:52Kaze wo ke tomatta sei de
02:57Ashikubi ga itamu
03:04Toki yori yomichi ga kowai nara
03:10Yubisashi fumidashi kata wo narase
03:15Ima da
03:16Maka ni naru made akseru fubikonde
03:21Sore ja tarinai mada
03:24Datte ni nare
03:25Kitto koro ni datte iru
03:28Maka ni natte mo namida wo nomikonde
03:34Mou kini shinaide yo
03:36Mirande yo
03:37Uzumidashite
03:39Ashieru Sakamoto Days
03:51Oh.
03:53Bikkuri shita.
03:55Doppelganger kanai.
04:15Kisashiburi, Ragumon.
04:19Mada ugokeru ne, Sakamoto-kun.
04:22Hanshin shita yo.
04:24Isshun de kao ga...
04:26Sore ni...
04:27Kokoro wo yomenakatta.
04:40Gomen.
04:41Asoko made migoto ni damasareru towa.
04:44Sakamoto-san!
04:45Daresu ka, koitsu!
04:46Kurozume ni suranme!
04:48Boku wa Nagumo.
04:50Mukai no super no teiin de, Sakamoto-kun no tomodachi da yo.
04:54Chinami ni juuhassai.
04:56Tomodachi?
04:57Tte iu ka waka?
04:59Mukai ni super nanka nai yo.
05:02Mukashi no douki de koroshi ya.
05:04Nijuunanasai.
05:05Hottondo uso ja neka!
05:07Nameten janai!
05:10Sakamoto-kun ni kensho-kin ga kakerareta yo.
05:13Gaku wa juuhoku.
05:15Douse mo toki sou ne.
05:17Juuhoku tte toko ga uso kusai yo na.
05:19Shougakusei demo iwanai yo.
05:21Ya, honto da yo.
05:23Senjitsu koroshiya renmei de seishiki ni kimatta nda.
05:27Kensho saito ni noru no wa ashita dakedo.
05:30Domo!
05:31Pizza no otodoke desu!
05:33Kita, kita!
05:34Mattemashita ne!
05:39Mimino hayai koroshiya no aida dewa sude ni uwasasare teru yo.
05:43Ano densetsu no koroshiya ga fukkatsu shita tte.
05:46Ja, 2940 yen ni narimasu.
05:50Yare yare, heiwa pokeshita renshou da ze.
05:55Kono pizza nakajima wo sunnari naka ni ireru tara na.
05:59Omaera mo ita no ue no sarami da ze!
06:05Hotto ugoku na yo.
06:07Kono ikemen ga dainashi ni naru ze.
06:11Ora, Sakamoto!
06:12Temei iuchou ni pizza kutten ja nee!
06:15Kiritsu korosu!
06:19Senmei!
06:23Nee, honto datta deshou?
06:25Boku uso kirai dakara sa.
06:27Itsu no nani?
06:31Nagumo, mate.
06:37Moshikashite kimi mada korosazu ni norikiru tsumori?
06:41Sonnande aite shite ikeru no?
06:43Koroshiya wo.
06:45Moshite ya, bokura wo.
06:50Uso, uso!
06:51Konkai wa sankashinai yo!
06:53Bokura wa tai koroshiya senmon dakara.
06:56Ma, Sakamoto-kun nara yoku wakatteru yo ne.
07:00Kimi to kundeta koro ga natsukashii na.
07:03Nagumo.
07:05Imasara ore ga shinde, dare ga tokou suru?
07:09Saa ne.
07:10Bokura wa uketa irai wo suikou suru dake da yo.
07:13Daitai ne, kimi.
07:15Intai shita no ni medachi sugi.
07:17Danshoukai wo tsubushita no wa yarisugi da yo.
07:19Baka na no?
07:21Mata anna yatsura ga semete kuru no ka?
07:23Masaka?
07:24Anna zaku wa mou konai yo.
07:27Ma, toriaizu.
07:30Aete yokatta yo, Sakamoto-kun.
07:32Shiru mae ni kao wo mite okitakute sa.
07:35Mate! Mada!
07:39Mikatan na no ka?
07:41Aitsu...
07:43Kuni ni kaero kana?
07:47Oi oi, yarare chatta yo, pizza yaro.
07:50Sore ni shite mo, konna debu ni juu oku ka?
07:53Yoppodo, ano kurokami no hou ga yaba sou darou.
07:56Ii desu yo, son'nan doudemo.
07:59Te iu ka, sono kakko, jidai okure ja nai desu ka?
08:02Ndato?!
08:03Aa, suimasen.
08:05Aa, suimasen.
08:07Yokei na apiru deshita.
08:09Sore yori pizza kuitaku natte kita na.
08:11Omaera Sakamoto wo namesugi da.
08:14Tsuneni yatsu no ura wo kaku nda.
08:17Jikan, basho.
08:19Mottomo yatsu ga yari nikui taimingu wo erabe.
08:23Sore ga dondenkai da.
08:26Yatsu wa moto order da.
08:28Hetashitara kaeru uchi ni au zo.
08:31Order ne.
08:33Toshi densetsu darou.
08:35Intai shite go nen desu yo ne.
08:37Sasugari mondai nai shisho.
08:39Hitotsu chukoku shite oku.
08:44Moshi kore ijou tsukimatoru nara, jigoku wo miseru.
08:49Koitsu, kamera ni kizuiteta no ka?
08:52Zuibun apiru suru ne.
08:59Geisen ikou.
09:00Aa, ii na.
09:02Ano nagumo tte yatsu ga itte ta koto ga maji nara,
09:05kore kara mo pizza-ya mitai na no ga osotte kuru tte koto su yo ne.
09:09Kangaete mo shikatanai.
09:11Teki no sujou ga wakaranai ijou,
09:14muyami ni dearukanai no ga seori.
09:16Papa!
09:19Hana, junbi bantan!
09:22Junbi?
09:23Nan ka, sono kakko?
09:25Sugar-chan da yo!
09:26Hana ne, sukkoi tanoshimi ni shiteta no!
09:29Sugar?
09:30Ashita wa hayaoki shite, o bento wo tsukuranakya ne.
09:34Hana! Usa-chan ringo wo suki!
09:37Doko ikun desu ka?
09:39Usa-chan ringo wo suki!
10:00The next day
10:13Viking, that was fun!
10:16Wait, that was too exciting.
10:19I ate too much frankfurters.
10:21I'll go get the doctor.
10:23Don't overdo it, you'll make mistakes.
10:26Sugar-chan, look!
10:28Koko wa kirui nda yo!
10:30Tokyo Dome mitsubu!
10:32Tokyo Dome tte nani?
10:34Ato ne, masukopu kyara kawaii no!
10:37Tsuyokute futotta usagi nano!
10:39Sugar-chan tte iu no!
10:41Tencho mitai ne.
10:43Ozei de odekake nante isashiburi!
10:46Kyou wa omoikkiri tanoshimimashou!
10:50Kimi ni kenshoukin ga kakerareta yo.
10:53Gaku wa juu oku.
10:58You guys...
11:00Hurry up!
11:01Hurry up! Hurry up!
11:04Buu.
11:06I'll just make sure.
11:08Our mission today is to go to school.
11:11Then we'll have Sakamoto-san and the others enjoy their day off.
11:15But if there are so many people, we won't be able to tell who's who.
11:20Don't worry about that. There are no enemies nearby.
11:23How do you know?
11:25I can read people's minds up to a radius of 30 meters.
11:31People who want to kill people usually have a lot of emotions.
11:37Do you always look into my heart?
11:40You're a pervert!
11:42Shut up! There's no way that's true!
11:44You have to concentrate a lot.
11:47It's like tuning in to a radio channel.
11:50Why do you have that ability?
11:53Sakamoto-san, the enemy is getting closer!
11:56Roger.
11:57It's heading west.
12:00Going out with your family...
12:03You've been underestimated.
12:06Honey, what do you think that is?
12:18I'll expose you!
12:21I'll clean you up!
12:29That was a no-look kill!
12:35Huh?
12:36Did you just hear something?
12:42He's a crazy guy, Boss.
12:45He didn't even look at the enemy.
12:47That's not all.
12:49He's avoiding the organs and veins so he doesn't die.
12:52It's a godly technique that can pierce through a needle in an instant.
12:56That's why I told you to give me some time.
13:01But that Sakamoto guy...
13:04Is he really a legendary killer?
13:09And that Shin-kun...
13:11He's so annoying.
13:13He can read people's minds.
13:16Huh?
13:17Then I don't have to tell you anything.
13:21It's decided.
13:29What are you doing?
13:30We're leaving.
13:33Okay.
13:36That's how kids get lost.
13:44I can't wait!
13:46I'm so nervous.
13:48It's tough.
13:50Please don't remove the safety lever while driving.
13:55Have a pleasant journey!
13:57Have a good trip!
14:00Why are we in the back seat?
14:02It's easy to find enemies.
14:04And we're the fastest in the back.
14:07We're the same speed.
14:10What about the enemy?
14:13I don't think anyone's thinking about anything weird.
14:16Why would the enemy come to a place like this?
14:20The guy with the blonde hair looks suspicious.
14:23Really?
14:24But his thoughts...
14:26He doesn't look like he's an enemy.
14:29Hey, don't judge a book by its cover.
14:32Oh, you noticed.
14:34Was I appealing?
14:37Oh no!
14:39What are you doing?
14:40Remove the safety lever!
14:42Remove it?
14:43We're already at the top?
14:44Sakamoto!
14:45The enemy has entered!
14:48It's Koho!
14:49The guy with the blonde hair!
14:57This is bad.
14:58He's wearing a bulletproof vest.
15:00I don't think he's an enemy.
15:03Sakamoto!
15:04I'll take care of this!
15:07What are you thinking?
15:09You can't go any further!
15:30What?
15:34I'll show you!
15:39I'll show you!
15:48That was close.
15:54You're so reckless.
15:56I thought you were going to get killed.
15:59Sakamoto is off today.
16:01I'll do all the work for him.
16:05What kind of appeal is that?
16:09Damn it.
16:10I can't read his mind.
16:12This is hard.
16:21You found me.
16:29I won't let you get away!
16:39What?
16:47He's using a dog.
16:50I told you.
16:52I'm a special blend.
16:56You're probably going to die soon.
16:58How do you feel?
17:00Shut up, idiot!
17:02What are you trying to do?
17:04I knew it.
17:06When I saw Sakamoto earlier, I thought...
17:09He's already a loser.
17:12He's afraid of dying.
17:15What?
17:16Don't be ridiculous.
17:20If you're not ready to die, you'll see.
17:24Do you know?
17:25Humans are so weak that they're obsessed with life.
17:29The feeling of not wanting to die makes you make a decision in an instant.
17:34You too.
17:36That's why I was afraid of the knife and couldn't avoid it.
17:43You don't know anything.
17:45Sakamoto is afraid of death.
17:48Of course.
17:49Sakamoto will protect his family for the rest of his life.
17:54He's in the middle of a very difficult mission.
17:58If you have something to protect, you have to fight desperately.
18:04You can't see anything, can you?
18:08You're so annoying.
18:11It doesn't matter if I can't see.
18:14There's only one way.
18:19That's a good point.
18:23The jump is low.
18:29What?
18:30What?
18:33That's great.
18:35What are you going to do?
18:37I don't know.
18:45Damn it.
18:46I have to find something.
18:54Shizuha, are you coming?
18:59What?
19:05Popcorn is delicious.
19:15Everyone is in trouble.
19:17Shizuha will be killed.
19:19I need everyone's support.
19:23I didn't expect this.
19:26What are you doing?
19:28We're in the middle of a show.
19:30Shut up.
19:32I'll kill you.
19:35Shizuha?
19:39I can see it well from here.
19:44It's round two.
19:46I'll beat you up.
19:48What are you talking about?
19:50You haven't recovered yet.
19:52I'll show you a murder show in front of the kids.
19:55Let's go.
19:58This is Shizuha's Rabbit Punch.
20:01What?
20:03Everyone, cheer for Shizuha.
20:26Rabbit Right Uppercut.
20:28What is this movement?
20:30Can you see it?
20:34It's very powerful.
20:36You're better than I thought.
20:40Look.
20:41Dad is very serious.
20:43I can't throw it anymore.
20:45Right.
20:46Right.
20:47Left.
20:48Left.
20:49Right.
20:50Right.
20:51Left.
20:52Right.
20:53Right.
20:54Right.
20:55Left.
20:56Right.
20:57Left.
20:58Left.
20:59Right.
21:00Left.
21:01Right.
21:02Left.
21:03Right.
21:04Right.
21:05Right.
21:10What's going on?
21:12Why can you read it so quickly?
21:16What's more, this guy can read our movements.
21:22What's with the sudden appeal?!
21:26You're just too good for me!
21:32Close your eyes!
21:35It's over.
21:37Dynamite Shock!
21:54Shooter Up! Shooter Up! Shooter Up!
22:02Nice.
22:04That was easy.
22:34Shooter Up! Shooter Up! Shooter Up!
22:40Kono mama doko ka e nukedashite
22:45Kimi goto saratte mitai
22:50Watashi wa daijoubu
22:54Soba ni ite kureru kara
23:01Minamikaze ga fuku
23:02Toho ni kureteku
23:04Omoi ga kasanaru
23:05Kono hibi wo
23:07Dakishimete itai
23:09Hanasanaide itai
23:11Kimi wo
23:13Futsuu janai no ni ne
23:18Futsuu datte warau kimi ga
23:22Itoshii kotoba de tsutaetara ii no
23:28Iya tada konari de waratte ite
23:34Tada konari de waratte ite
23:39Kono mama doko ka e nukedashite
24:09Thank you for watching!
24:39Thank you for watching!