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00:00Good evening.
00:02Good evening. This is ZENRYUKU DATSURYOKU TIMES.
00:04Let me introduce today's wonderful commentators.
00:07First of all, this is Hiroshi Shinagawa, a comedian.
00:11Nice to meet you.
00:13And the other one is Toa Yagi from the idol group BOKU GA MITAKATTA AOZORA.
00:18Nice to meet you.
00:20Today's special feature is this.
00:23Apple achieved the highest sales in the past with its first decision in 2025.
00:29The path was not simple at all.
00:31The founder, Steve Jobs, was expelled from the position of president due to financial difficulties.
00:38But in the meantime, Jobs sharpened his ideas and re-appointed him as president.
00:44He announced many innovative products, including iPhones.
00:49Finally, he grew to become one of the world's top companies.
00:54Tonight, he will unravel the secret of his success from the fall.
01:03I only look at the top companies.
01:06But in fact, there are many things happening now.
01:10Ms. Yagi, what do you think?
01:12I'm also afraid that the bottom will come one day.
01:18Now is the best time.
01:21Our fifth single, Koi wa BAISOKU, will be released on March 19th.
01:28And from March 22nd, BOKU GA MITAKATTA AOZORA's first nationwide tour will be held.
01:34I would be happy if you could come to the venue.
01:39I'm the type to do it first.
01:42I was surprised.
01:45Today's theme is the return from the bottom.
01:48I asked the manager of SHINAGAWA.
01:52He said he wanted us to make a big comeback from the bottom.
01:57He gave me a paper.
01:59What is this?
02:01This is the current schedule of SHINAGAWA.
02:04Is the white part a movie editing?
02:07No, the white part is mainly a sports gym and Jujutsu.
02:13Jujutsu Kaisen?
02:16Is this a job?
02:18It's a gym where you pay to go out.
02:21It's okay, SHINAGAWA.
02:23We want to see SHINAGAWA recover from the bottom.
02:28I asked an expert how SHINAGAWA could return to the top position.
02:34Please take a look.
02:36I heard the story of this kappa, which SHINAGAWA knows well.
02:40You don't have to say that.
02:52Who cares about that?
02:56SHINAGAWA doesn't care about that.
02:59I don't care about that.
03:04What should I do to make SHINAGAWA shine again?
03:09I heard the story of this kappa, which SHINAGAWA knows well.
03:13You don't have to say that.
03:15Please take a look.
03:17He is the director of the TV industry.
03:20You don't have to say that.
03:22I heard the story of this kappa, which SHINAGAWA knows well.
03:29I don't watch TV, but I knew SHINAGAWA when I was young.
03:38I didn't like SHINAGAWA at all.
03:41But SHINAGAWA is a character.
03:45I thought SHINAGAWA would be interesting if I did that.
03:49So I was given a character.
03:51SHINAGAWA is talented.
03:55I want to see SHINAGAWA's talent again.
04:00It's just an act.
04:02It's just an act.
04:05I see.
04:07Thank you very much.
04:09Thank you very much.
04:11It usually stops.
04:15How long does it take to recover?
04:19Has it stopped?
04:21It hasn't stopped yet.
04:23What did you say?
04:25How long does it take to recover?
04:27What did you say?
04:29Who in the world does that?
04:32Everyone noticed that I was stupid.
04:37That's terrible.
04:40What should I do if I want to sell again?
04:43You should die.
04:46You have no choice but to die.
04:48I don't know what to do.
04:50You should die and play again.
04:56I don't think it's possible.
04:59I have a disease that is not interesting.
05:03Even if I get a call recently, I can't get out of it.
05:07Do you know?
05:09Even if I'm with someone, I only brag about it.
05:12I went to NANTOKA's concert.
05:14I drank with a musician called NANTOKA yesterday.
05:18I don't care.
05:1980% of the time I brag about it.
05:2220% of the time I brag about it.
05:24I didn't say that.
05:26The more I stand up, the more I disappear.
05:29Because I'm stupid.
05:31I'm sorry, MAKO.
05:33I have a comment for SHINAGAWA.
05:37Please look at the camera.
05:39You should wear a pin mark.
05:41I'm sorry.
05:43SHINAGAWA HIROSHI.
05:46You are talented.
05:49I will continue to support you.
05:52You are talented.
05:54I will continue to support you.
05:56You are noisy.
05:59You are supported by SHINAGAWA.
06:01Did you see it?
06:03There was a hint.
06:06If you win the show race, you will recover quickly.
06:11I thought of a show race where SHINAGAWA could win.
06:17Please win.
06:19Other people are watching this show.
06:22Please leave it to me.
06:25Tonight is a special project for SHINAGAWA.
06:29The first G-MAN CLIMAX.
06:33G-MAN?
06:37As the name suggests, this is a show to brag about.
06:42As MAKKOI said, SHINAGAWA always brags about 80%.
06:49I thought SHINAGAWA would definitely win.
06:53As far as I know, Miyasako is the one who brags the most.
06:57Is Miyasako here?
07:00Eight people who brag about G-MAN are gathered here.
07:06The winner of the tournament will be decided.
07:12This is the first A block.
07:14The top batter is this person.
07:17Who is this person?
07:25I won.
07:29In 2003, there was a big break.
07:32At that time, I won more than 3 million yen.
07:37At that time, there was an event in front of NAGOYA.
07:41Many people came.
07:435,000 people gathered.
07:46The event was canceled.
07:48The police came and the event was canceled.
07:52The next day, I was in the newspaper.
07:56I was in the same city as SEIKO MATSUDA.
08:00Dandy was bigger.
08:03I was in a taxi on my way home.
08:07I was chased by a car.
08:10I got a traffic jam.
08:13I heard on the radio that there was a traffic jam.
08:18I had a social phenomenon.
08:22It's not a big deal.
08:29That's great.
08:32I was very nervous.
08:34It doesn't matter.
08:37You don't have to be nervous.
08:40It doesn't matter if you laugh.
08:43I thought it was amazing that there was a traffic jam.
08:48How did you feel?
08:51I thought I was doing the same thing there.
08:55I thought I was going to hell.
08:57That's not true.
08:59I'm doing it every day.
09:01Are you doing that?
09:04Is that so?
09:06Who is this person for Dandy?
09:13His legs are like an old man's.
09:20This is a hamburger.
09:22I will hold your hand.
09:32G-MAN CLIMAX is held in a hurry to play Shinagawa.
09:38Who is this person for Dandy?
09:47I will do it.
09:50It's not clear.
09:53His legs are like an old man's.
09:56I'm proud of my money.
09:59I won the TV show.
10:04I got 2 million yen.
10:06I was wondering what I could use it for.
10:09I went to a training camp in Saipan.
10:13I went to Saipan with 40 juniors of NISHIGUCHI PRO-WRESTLING.
10:19I went to the training camp and did parasailing.
10:24I rented a 30-year-old GENTSUKI.
10:28In the end, I spent 4 million yen.
10:34It's not a big deal.
10:38It's over.
10:41I can't take many people to the training camp.
10:46If you have a chance, let's go together.
10:50I want to go.
10:52It's a little difficult now.
10:55I'm sorry.
10:56This time, I would like to ask Mr. Saito to be the judge.
11:00Mr. Saito is a man of pride.
11:02I am a member of TODAI.
11:05The prize money is more than 10 million yen.
11:09I'm proud of being noisy.
11:11He is noisy.
11:15Let's decide the winner.
11:19The winner is DANDY SAKANO.
11:26Why?
11:27DANDY is involved in the world.
11:32It's a big deal.
11:34I got this watch from TSUYOSHI SHINJO.
11:42That's enough.
11:46I will announce the winner.
11:48The winner is this person.
11:51I got this watch.
11:55It's a big deal.
11:59I'm proud of being noisy.
12:03I'm proud of being noisy.
12:08We had a big break in 2005.
12:13The busiest time was New Year's Eve in 2005.
12:17The schedule of New Year's Eve was broadcast live on TV.
12:22I was interviewed during that time.
12:24At night, I had a match with Bob Sapp at SAITAMA SUPER ARENA.
12:31I took the Shinkansen to MIE.
12:33I went to SHIMA SPAIN VILLAGE.
12:35I had a countdown live.
12:38After that, there was no public transportation.
12:41I took a helicopter back to Tokyo.
12:46After that, I played various songs.
12:49I spent the night.
12:52It's a big deal.
12:56The winner is this person.
13:00It was wonderful.
13:02Wait a minute.
13:03It's a big deal.
13:05What are you talking about?
13:07Is it a big deal?
13:09It's a big deal.
13:10It's a big deal.
13:14You are too welcome.
13:16Who is the specialist of HG?
13:23That's right.
13:24It's a big deal.
13:26It's a big deal.
13:27I'm a revolutionist.
13:30I'm a space pirate.
13:32Nice to meet you.
13:33It's a big deal.
13:35What is it?
13:36I was very popular in the past.
13:40I had a job at the theater.
13:43I'm a fan.
13:44When I go home, I can talk to me for 30 seconds.
13:50I talked for 30 seconds and went back.
13:52I talked for 30 seconds and went back.
13:54There were about 30 people in the line.
13:5730 people?
13:58Isn't it amazing?
14:00Everyone.
14:01I don't care about the face of HG.
14:03I don't care about the story.
14:06I care about the sensitivity.
14:08I care about the sensitivity.
14:10Poland.
14:15Here.
14:16Poland.
14:20It's not a big deal.
14:24It's a big deal.
14:28Mr. Saito.
14:30Please announce the winner.
14:32HG.
14:35There was such an atmosphere.
14:38Why?
14:39This is a show race.
14:41Don't come here.
14:44This is my Macedonian show race.
14:49This is Macedonia.
14:51It's okay.
14:53Don't come here.
14:57These two won the first half of the first round.
15:00The next story is...
15:05I won.
15:07I thought I would win.
15:09I thought I would win.
15:11I thought I would win.
15:13I was very busy.
15:16I had a day off.
15:19I took this shirt to a cleaning shop.
15:21In the cleaning shop, if there is a Y shirt, I write Y shirt.
15:24If there is a T shirt, I write T shirt.
15:26I was wondering how this shirt would be written.
15:29I saw it.
15:31It was written as a star suit.
15:33I was recognized as a star.
15:37At the time of the star, I was very popular.
15:42I had a lot of female pranks.
15:45The girl I was dating liked me three times.
15:53It's not a big deal.
16:00YUTTI was praised twice.
16:03What did he say?
16:06NEBARU?
16:09NEBARU?
16:11NEBARU.
16:13NEBARU.
16:15I have talked to the prime minister.
16:21I have talked to KISHIDAMOTO.
16:26The next day, I had a meeting with G7.
16:31I told NEBARU and KISHIDAMOTO to mix this world together.
16:38I told NEBARU and KISHIDAMOTO to work together.
16:42NEBARU and KISHIDAMOTO were happy.
16:44NEBARU and KISHIDAMOTO gave advice to G7.
16:48NEBARU and KISHIDAMOTO heard the news.
16:50The SNS became a hot topic.
16:54The number of Prime Minister's instructions has increased.
16:57That's amazing.
16:59It's not a big deal.
17:04The end.
17:09I'm glad that NEBARU also participated.
17:12How was it?
17:14I have only met the Minister of Environment.
17:19I will definitely participate.
17:24YUTTI vs NEBARU.
17:26Who will win?
17:29YUTTI.
17:31Why?
17:34This program is difficult to handle.
17:40This is a news program.
17:44This is amazing.
17:47What NEBARU says is amazing.
17:49How was NEBARU?
17:51I was proud of him.
17:53But he didn't seem to be convinced.
17:58That's amazing.
18:00I have never met the Prime Minister.
18:03That's okay.
18:07NEBARU is strict.
18:10He is a loose character.
18:13He is not loose at all.
18:16G-MAN CLIMAX.
18:18Finally.
18:20HINAGAWA appears.
18:23What kind of pride will he show?
18:34Will I be proud?
18:37I don't know if I will be proud.
18:40I was asked to write a novel.
18:43I wrote it.
18:45It's a novel called DROP.
18:47It sold 400,000 copies.
18:53It sold 9.5 million copies.
18:57It sold 10 million copies.
19:02It's my life.
19:04I sold 10 million copies of DROP.
19:09Is it a record?
19:14It's not a big deal.
19:17It's over.
19:21It's a different story.
19:23I don't know what will happen.
19:25Yagi, what do you think?
19:27It was amazing that he came in before the story began.
19:31It's amazing.
19:32He is used to saying something.
19:36HINAGAWA showed his sensibility.
19:39Who is he?
19:42He is good.
19:44He is good.
19:47I'm Nagano.
19:48I'm...
19:52You're nervous, aren't you?
19:54I'm scared.
19:56Is that so?
20:00I'm Nagano.
20:02I'm proud of myself.
20:06It doesn't matter.
20:07You're not afraid.
20:09Look at me.
20:11I'll look at you.
20:15Calm down.
20:16I'm sorry.
20:18I'm Nagano.
20:20I'm proud of myself.
20:22I've been looking at you.
20:24Wait a minute.
20:25I'm scared.
20:27I'm scared.
20:29I have a bad reputation.
20:31It doesn't matter now.
20:33The staff after REIWA is not bad.
20:35Everyone I know has a bad reputation.
20:39I'm scared.
20:40I can't do it.
20:42You'll kidnap me, won't you?
20:44I won't kidnap you.
20:45Why would you kidnap me?
20:47I'm sorry.
20:48I was afraid of your face.
20:50Wait a minute.
20:52I'm proud of myself.
20:55I'm proud of myself.
20:57Hurry up and do it.
20:59I'm scared.
21:00Hurry up and do it.
21:01I'm scared.
21:02Hurry up and do it.
21:04When I watch it on TV, I think of HEXAGON.
21:07So what?
21:09I don't care about HEXAGON.
21:11HEXA FAMILY.
21:15Is HEXA FAMILY okay?
21:17I don't care.
21:19I don't care.
21:20I say HEXAGON FAMILY.
21:22But I don't say HEXA FAMILY.
21:24I've seen HEXAGON.
21:26The producer here is HEXA FAMILY.
21:31I can't say anything.
21:34What if your father comes back to life?
21:36There's nothing to be afraid of.
21:37What if your father comes back to life?
21:39It's okay.
21:40Yusuke is the only one who calls me father.
21:44We all have the image of calling each other father.
21:47Yusuke is the only one who calls me father.
21:52How many times do I have to do this?
21:54How many times do I have to do this?
21:56I don't know.
22:00It's not a big deal.
22:03The game is over.
22:07What is this?
22:09Shinagawa, please stand in a line.
22:12The winner of the D block is...
22:16Shinagawa.
22:21I won because I was surprised.
22:23Shinagawa didn't boast.
22:25He was bad-mouthing.
22:27There are many things about Shinagawa.
22:29Why did you say the middle name?
22:33The four people who won.
22:35The top batter is...
22:37Dandy Sakado.
22:40I can't hear you now.
22:45It's been a long time.
22:47I'm Dandy.
22:49I've loved Toshiko Tahara since I was a kid.
22:54I performed on a TV show.
23:00I went to the dressing room and opened the door.
23:03Toshiko was sitting on the desk.
23:08She raised her legs high.
23:12She pointed at me and said,
23:14Dandy, you're doing your best.
23:17I'll do my best, too. You do your best.
23:20She praised me.
23:22I was very happy.
23:26It's not a big deal.
23:31I see.
23:33Next is Laser Long HG.
23:35Can he beat Dandy's Toshishinjiban?
23:39Okay.
23:41I've been waiting for this.
23:45A new gag.
23:47It's a new gag.
23:49It's a new gag.
23:51I went to the US prison in Chicago.
23:56I was supposed to stay there.
24:02I was in the corner.
24:09I was eating there.
24:12One of the prisoners pointed at me.
24:16He said,
24:18I know him.
24:20He's a pro-wrestler named HG.
24:22My pro-wrestling video was on YouTube.
24:28He said, I know him, too.
24:30The prisoner was very angry.
24:33He said, I got it.
24:36I'll give you an autograph.
24:38Calm down.
24:40I signed on the back of the family photo.
24:47It's not a big deal.
24:52The end.
24:54Thank you very much.
24:56The winner will advance to the final.
25:00Who is the winner?
25:03Dandy.
25:04The winner is Dandy.
25:07He was better in the US prison.
25:09It's hard to tell the truth.
25:14Don't lie.
25:17I'm not lying.
25:19There are many winners on TV.
25:22It's a lie.
25:24HG is eliminated.
25:28Who will advance to the final?
25:37It's a story about my high school classmate.
25:40My high school classmate is Matsuoka from Tokyo.
25:45You can't call him Matsuoka.
25:49I call him Matsuoka because we are classmates.
25:53I've been to his birthday party once.
26:01When I was in elementary school, I was taught soccer by KAMAMOTO.
26:10It's not a big deal.
26:13Thank you very much.
26:16Is this okay?
26:18I feel the power of wanting to win.
26:23Is this okay?
26:26How does Shinagawa-san fight against Yutti's continuous attacks?
26:39I've made six feature films.
26:46I also made a TV series called WOW WOW.
26:51I also made a TV series called ISEKAI IZAKAYA NOBU.
26:58I also made a TV series called DROP.
27:03I made 42 episodes of screenplay.
27:1142 episodes of screenplay were the best records in WOW WOW.
27:19I also won the ISEKAI IZAKAYA NOBU award.
27:29It's not a big deal.
27:32That's all.
27:35That's all.
27:38I'm proud of my life work.
27:42I feel that Shinagawa-san still has room for improvement.
27:46Mr. Kaido, what do you think?
27:50Shinagawa-san.
27:53That's a good choice.
27:55Why is that?
27:57Yutti's attack was good.
27:59But it was a little small.
28:02Is that so?
28:04The members who came out were WOW WOW.
28:06You were proud of your class, weren't you?
28:08The exciting G-MAN CLIMAX final match is Dandy Sakano vs. Shinagawa Hiroshi.
28:15Dandy Sakano won by breaking the traffic jam and meeting Toshihiko Tahara.
28:31Good evening.
28:33I'm Dandy.
28:35I have a 17-year-old son.
28:39He goes to a famous school.
28:42He passed the national test.
28:45He's a child.
28:47He's a child.
28:49He's amazing.
28:51I think he can do it.
28:55I think he can do it.
28:57He's amazing.
28:59I think he's smart.
29:03His future dream is to be a singer.
29:06I'm going to karaoke with him.
29:08I'm going to sing Mrs. Green Apple's Kisarasha.
29:13The score is 96 points.
29:17When I see my son, I think he's a good singer.
29:24It's not a big deal.
29:27The end.
29:29Wait a minute.
29:31You don't talk about yourself anymore.
29:34It's a great result.
29:37I'm glad to hear that.
29:43He's better than me.
29:47I'm looking forward to his future.
29:49I see.
29:51Finally, Shinagawa is here.
29:56He's been talking about the glory of the past.
29:59What is he going to talk about next?
30:08Do you know Yamano Aiko Beauty School?
30:16It's a big beauty school.
30:20Yamano Aiko is my grandmother.
30:23She is my granddaughter.
30:26The manzai gang won the audience award at the Puchon Film Festival in Korea.
30:37Shoji has the image of a macho man.
30:45I'm a macho man, too.
30:47I'm in good shape.
30:50Please look at me.
30:53Shoji has the image of a macho man.
30:56Shoji has the image of a macho man.
30:58I have to do this.
31:02Shoji has the image of a macho man.
31:05It's like this.
31:07You have a good body.
31:09I don't have a big body.
31:15The end.
31:19He has a lot of pride.
31:22He is the king of pride.
31:25The more I listen to him, the more I hate Shinagawa.
31:30I don't like him.
31:33The first G-MAN CLIMAX.
31:37Please announce the winner.
31:41The first G-MAN CLIMAX winner is DANDY SAKANO.
31:49DANDY SAKANO.
31:52You lose.
31:54Thank you very much.
31:55You lose.
31:58The first G-MAN CLIMAX winner is DANDY SAKANO.
32:05I thought Shinagawa would win.
32:10But I couldn't do it.
32:12I have to take a break for a while.
32:16I just felt bad.
32:20I'll think about it again.
32:23I'm sweating.
32:25Is this really the end?
32:26The winner is DANDY SAKANO.
32:29Thank you very much.
32:31You must be kidding.
32:33You must be kidding.
32:34The second G-MAN CLIMAX winner is DANDY SAKANO.
32:37The second G-MAN CLIMAX winner is DANDY SAKANO.
32:40The second G-MAN CLIMAX winner is DANDY SAKANO.
32:43This is the end.
32:44This is the end.
32:45I am the winner and the end is the worst.
32:49I will do it.