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00:00Good evening.
00:02Good evening.
00:03This is ZENRYOKU DATSURYOKU TIMES.
00:05Let me introduce today's wonderful commentators.
00:07The first one is Mirei, a singer.
00:09Nice to meet you.
00:11And the other one is a comedian,
00:13Ms. Sayaka Ninyama.
00:15Nice to meet you.
00:17This is the first time for both of you,
00:19Ms. Ninyama and Ms. Mirei.
00:21I have a problem.
00:23Recently, my parents asked me
00:25when I would get married.
00:27My friends around me got married,
00:29so I was worried about what I should do.
00:33What's wrong?
00:35What's wrong?
00:39Was it here?
00:41That's right.
00:43I made a mistake.
00:45I'm sorry.
00:47I made a mistake.
00:49I don't usually appear on a variety show like this.
00:51I've been thinking about what to do
00:53since last night.
00:55I was thinking too much about
00:57when I would get married.
00:59I was thinking about
01:01when I would get married.
01:03You talk a lot.
01:05I'm sorry.
01:07I think it's okay.
01:09I'm sorry.
01:11I'm sorry.
01:13I'm sorry.
01:15I'm sorry.
01:17I'm sorry.
01:19I'm sorry.
01:28What?
01:30I don't know what I'm saying.
01:33Why are you singing?
01:35I don't know.
01:41Modern Japan is known for its stress-free society.
01:44According to the survey of the Ministry of Health and Labor last year,
01:47the number of people who answered
01:49that stress was a risk to their health
01:51has tripled in the last 20 years.
01:54In addition, about 70% of the employees said that they had no one to consult their concerns with.
02:03So tonight, we will conduct a preliminary survey for everyone in the studio.
02:10We will ask experts in each genre to consult what they are worried about right now.
02:17Mr. Niwa, how about you? Is there anyone you can consult your concerns with?
02:21I'm the type of person who gets depressed easily.
02:26I don't get depressed easily, so I don't have many people I can consult with.
02:35How about you, Ms. Miyu?
02:36I don't have many people I can consult with, so I'm worried.
02:42I can't get married.
02:45That's not true.
02:48I'm sorry.
02:50I don't get depressed easily, so I'm sorry.
02:53Today, we have experts who will help you solve your concerns.
02:59However, there are quite a few people who are worried about their concerns.
03:05It can't be helped if it's a quarrel.
03:08We will decide who will solve the problem with a roulette.
03:14Who will be the first person to consult?
03:17Let's start the roulette.
03:21I think it's okay for me and Mr. Sakuma to go first.
03:24How about that?
03:26Is that okay?
03:32All of a sudden.
03:33Is this fair?
03:35This is random.
03:36I see.
03:37This is random.
03:38Mr. Niwa, I've heard your concerns in advance.
03:41Is there anything you want to bet on SHOWRACE?
03:45We participated in the M-1 Grand Prix.
03:50I feel like I'll try again if I have a good idea.
03:54However, I can't come up with a good idea.
03:57I have concerns about ideas.
04:00I see.
04:01I'm worried about that.
04:03There is no idea he wants to bet on SHOWRACE.
04:06Experts will give him advice on new ideas.
04:11He enters the room.
04:14Hello.
04:17Nice to meet you.
04:19I'm UDAI, a broadcaster.
04:21You're not a broadcaster, are you?
04:24You have a good record.
04:26What are your concerns?
04:33I can't come up with ideas I want to bet on SHOWRACE.
04:38I'm worried about that.
04:42Did you come up with all the ideas?
04:45Yes, I did.
04:47You have a lot of good points.
04:52I like SHOWRACE.
04:53SHOWRACE has a good tempo.
04:56SHOWRACE has a short distance.
04:58SHOWRACE has a long distance.
05:01SHOWRACE has a long distance.
05:04SHOWRACE has a long distance.
05:10I don't want to be a burden to the audience.
05:16You don't want to be a burden to the audience.
05:19I can't make a good story.
05:25I don't want to be a burden to the audience.
05:28I know.
05:29You're a shop manager.
05:35I think that when people who don't speak Japanese see SHOWRACE,
05:41they say,
05:42I'm not a burden.
05:45You're a burden.
05:48That's the standard.
05:50The audience is the standard.
05:52You're a burden to the audience, but you're not a burden to the audience.
05:57In a sense, I'm not a burden to the audience, but I'm a burden to the audience.
06:04You said it right.
06:08I want to tell you something specific.
06:13I'll give you a story.
06:17Are you going to give me a story right now?
06:21Yes.
06:22What I want you to do is...
06:25Humans are born as a result of doing something erotic.
06:31Right?
06:32I think it's too strict.
06:34Is it okay?
06:35I think it's too strict.
06:37Is it okay?
06:38That's the fact.
06:42For example, I was walking in the middle of the street.
06:48There was a person who wanted to go to the wind tribe and was running.
06:52Thanks to that person,
06:55I was able to avoid the iron bones that had fallen from the building.
07:01Thanks to the person who wanted to go to the wind tribe and was running,
07:05my life was saved.
07:08Thanks to the person who wanted to go to the wind tribe and was running,
07:11my life was saved.
07:13My life is still there.
07:16That person is my dad.
07:22Thanks to the person who wanted to go to the wind tribe and was running,
07:25my life was saved.
07:27That person is my dad.
07:30That's the story.
07:32I think I'm going to throw up.
07:36I want you to do that.
07:38I think it's too strict.
07:41That's the fact.
07:48I may not be able to sleep tonight.
07:51It's too disgusting.
07:53I have nothing more to say.
07:55Good luck.
08:02Thank you, Udai-sensei.
08:04Thank you very much.
08:05That was great advice.
08:06How was it, Mr. Niniyama?
08:08I don't know what I'm talking about.
08:12Is that so?
08:13I'm glad I got the story.
08:16I was wondering if I could carry this story.
08:20But it's a good story.
08:22Is that a good story?
08:24That's right.
08:25It's a topic that should be heated.
08:28I think it was only Udai-sensei's story.
08:31Was there anything like Sayaka's story?
08:35I'm looking forward to this year's M-1.
08:37I don't think so.
08:42Thank you very much.
08:44Thank you very much.
08:45How was it?
08:47It was scary.
08:49It was a mixed story.
08:50I heard that you thought about it after watching Sayaka's story.
08:54That story was a little...
08:56Is that so?
08:57But it's solved.
08:59Let's start the consultation roulette.
09:02Start.
09:05Let's start with the woman.
09:07In order.
09:11Come on.
09:12Ah!
09:14What?
09:15What?
09:16Ren-chan.
09:18Wait a minute.
09:20It was solved just now.
09:22This is it.
09:23This is it.
09:24Next, Mr. Niiyama has a problem.
09:27He wants to make more money.
09:30The expert who will consult with him is...
09:42Nice to meet you.
09:44I'm Kimoto, the financial planner.
09:47Financial planner?
09:48Please sit down.
09:51What is Mr. Niiyama's problem this time?
09:57I have a family and children.
10:00I want to make more money in Tokyo.
10:06I understand.
10:12You said it realistically.
10:14It was very realistic.
10:17I've been thinking about it a lot.
10:21It's best to work seriously.
10:25You can earn money by working seriously.
10:31I think so.
10:32I want to do my best.
10:33There is no risk.
10:35People around you will support you.
10:37Let's say you get a job now.
10:40Do your best.
10:42If someone sees it, he will think about giving you a job.
10:48If you do your best, you can make money.
10:56However, if you come to Tokyo and get to know various people, you will have a sweet story.
11:07You should never get on the train.
11:10That's persuasive.
11:13You should never get on the train.
11:15There is no such thing as a delicious story.
11:19I made a mistake a long time ago.
11:23I used to eat only at a comedy company.
11:28I got caught up in the sweet story in front of me.
11:33I got on the train.
11:36I was in a lot of pain.
11:38I regretted it.
11:40I regret it no matter how many times I think about it.
11:43I decided to do my best at this job.
11:45I'm careful about this and that now.
11:56I'm careful about everything.
12:01There is a sweet story that I can do it.
12:06What have you been doing all this time?
12:11I'm careful about this and that now.
12:13There is a sweet story that I can do it.
12:15It's Wagyu beef.
12:20It's beef.
12:21It's beef.
12:23I can't explain it in detail here.
12:26I have a route to raise Wagyu beef cheaply.
12:31Why?
12:33Why?
12:36I think it's because of that.
12:38I don't understand.
12:40Why do I have to raise Wagyu beef cheaply?
12:43I'm being careful.
12:46I'm not persuasive at all.
12:51Do you have any friends?
12:54I can't introduce them.
12:56You don't have to.
12:59If I have a friend, I'll introduce him.
13:02You don't have to introduce anyone.
13:04I can't introduce anyone.
13:06If you say there is a sweet story, everyone will run away.
13:11There is no sweet story.
13:13But there is a sweet story.
13:17There is no sweet story.
13:19I'm saying this because I've experienced it.
13:22I'm being careful, so I don't know.
13:25I don't know.
13:27I still have eyes.
13:29I still have eyes.
13:31Let's exchange LINE messages.
13:32I don't want to.
13:35I will never exchange LINE messages.
13:39It's time.
13:41Thank you very much.
13:44Is this a special story for INIYAMA?
13:49That's right.
13:50This is not a story that can be told to anyone.
13:53I'm suspicious of that phrase.
13:55This is 100%.
13:57It's definitely okay.
13:58This time it's definitely okay.
14:01There is no such thing as this time.
14:03INIYAMA, let's exchange LINE messages.
14:05I don't want to exchange LINE messages.
14:07I want to make a group LINE.
14:10Group LINE is the scariest.
14:17How many turns is this?
14:21Why did you put this in the middle?
14:24This is not something to do in the middle.
14:29Consult with a professional about the problems of the studio members.
14:33I will do a consultation roulette.
14:36Is this a random roulette?
14:38Isn't this used at the Olympics?
14:40It's the same as that time.
14:43I don't think I did it at that time.
14:45Let's start the consultation roulette.
14:51What?
14:53I will start from here.
14:59This is random.
15:01I'm sorry.
15:03I'm glad.
15:05I will start this.
15:07I want to lose weight.
15:09I used to lose weight when I got older.
15:13But I don't lose weight.
15:15I see.
15:16Consult with a professional.
15:25I'm Reimi ASO, a health management trainer.
15:27Please sit down.
15:30What kind of problems do you have this time?
15:34The doctor told me to lose weight.
15:38I can't lose weight when I get older.
15:42I want to be able to lose weight.
15:45I see.
15:47You have to exercise.
15:52Do I have to exercise?
15:54I think so.
15:56I understand. Thank you.
16:02Anyone can say that.
16:04Thank you for your hard work.
16:07I see.
16:08Do you want to lose weight just by eating?
16:10I have to exercise.
16:13Do you exercise?
16:15I think so.
16:17Do you exercise when you want to lose weight?
16:19Let's move on to the next person.
16:21Start the roulette.
16:30He is here.
16:32He is Mr. Saito.
16:34It's me.
16:36It's me.
16:38It's too obvious.
16:40It's too obvious.
16:42Is there such a pattern?
16:44No.
16:45It's a little realistic.
16:47It's Mr. Arita.
16:49What is Mr. Niiyama's problem?
16:52He wants to improve the face of his wife.
16:54Who is the expert who consults him?
17:03I'm Kato, a couple counselor.
17:06Are you a couple counselor?
17:08Are you a couple counselor?
17:10What is Mr. Niiyama's problem with his wife?
17:14When I came to Tokyo, I was busy.
17:17I had a lot of dinner parties.
17:19My wife is from Osaka.
17:21I don't have many acquaintances.
17:24I'm busy with my family.
17:28I can't get along with my wife.
17:32To be honest, Mr. Niiyama is easy.
17:37Is it easy?
17:38First of all, he is handsome.
17:42He is very handsome.
17:45If he is such a handsome husband,
17:48his relationship with his wife won't get worse.
17:52That's a different story.
17:54He is that handsome.
17:56He is not that handsome.
17:58He is handsome.
17:59He is not that handsome.
18:01He is handsome.
18:02There are more handsome men.
18:04If he is not that handsome, what will happen to me?
18:09What will happen to me?
18:11You are funny.
18:16You will continue to be popular.
18:18Compared to that,
18:20what will happen to me?
18:23I don't know that.
18:25You will never be popular.
18:27You will never be popular.
18:30You can bet your life on it.
18:32Do you know the story of Mr. Mise?
18:35Yes.
18:36That story is very interesting.
18:39Let's do a manzai together.
18:41Give me a chance to be popular.
18:46Please.
18:47Give me a chance to be popular.
18:48If you don't give me a chance, what will happen to me?
18:50You look scared.
18:52That's all I have.
18:55If you don't give me a chance, what will happen to me?
18:57What do you think?
19:00Please help me.
19:02Please help Mr. Mise.
19:05Hey, manzai.
19:07Why?
19:08If you don't give me a chance, what will happen to me?
19:10Please help me.
19:11Are you okay?
19:13Hello.
19:16I will win the Nobel Prize this year.
19:19What?
19:20Yes.
19:21Wait a minute.
19:22Nobel Prize?
19:23Yes.
19:24Really?
19:25Wait a minute.
19:26It's not a Nobel Prize.
19:28It's a Nobel Prize.
19:29I heard about it.
19:30I invented something.
19:32You invented a Nobel Prize?
19:34Yes.
19:35Wait a minute.
19:36Wait a minute.
19:37I will explain.
19:38Calm down.
19:39Calm down.
19:40I will explain.
19:41I will explain.
19:42I invented a mathematical problem.
19:46Mathematical problem?
19:47Yes.
19:48I came up with a new method of calculation.
19:50What?
19:51It's called Mise-San.
19:52It's a calculation of numbers.
19:55How do you think?
19:57How do you think?
19:58How do you think?
19:59We look at each other and the answer is what we think.
20:02The name of the answer is GAN.
20:04GAN?
20:05Yes.
20:06GAN of GAN.
20:07For example, if you show the same number like 1x1, GAN will be 0.
20:13It will be 0.
20:14Yes.
20:15Yes.
20:16It will be 0.
20:17It will be 0.
20:18GAN will be 0.
20:19If you show a different number like 1x1, GAN will be 2.
20:27It will be 2.
20:28Yes.
20:29Yes.
20:30There is an application for this.
20:32What?
20:33What?
20:34I don't know the basics.
20:38What are you doing?
20:40That's the story.
20:41Can you get a Nobel Prize?
20:43That's a joke.
20:45Are you a poet?
20:47Hey!
20:49Are you a poet?
20:51Can you get a Nobel Prize?
20:54That's a joke.
20:55Hey!
20:56That's a joke.
20:57Are you a poet?
20:58That's a joke.
20:59Hey!
21:00That's a joke.
21:01Why are you a poet?
21:02Don't cry.
21:04Don't cry.
21:14Please appear in M-1.
21:15I won't appear.
21:18I won't appear.
21:20Are you going to appear in M-1?
21:24Yes.
21:25I will appear in M-1 and get a Nobel Prize.
21:28That's a joke.
21:31What kind of face is that?
21:33What kind of face is that?
21:36Nobel Prize.
21:38You only have a Nobel Prize.
21:43Thank you for your hard work.
21:45Are you being forced to live like that?
21:48Let's move on to the next person.
21:50Roulette, start!
22:05What is it?
22:06It's a picture.
22:08What?
22:13That's right.
22:15That's right.
22:17It's a faint picture.
22:19It's a picture.
22:20It's finally here.
22:22I'm glad.
22:24I'm asking Mirei about her worries.
22:27What?
22:28What is it?
22:29What is it, Kizuna?
22:31It's finally here.
22:33My worries.
22:34It's here.
22:35It's here.
22:37I want to get married.
22:40But I'm always in a hurry.
22:42My parents keep telling me that.
22:44I have a lot of friends who are getting married.
22:46I'm in a hurry right now.
22:49Mirei's worries.
22:51Who is the expert who will consult with her?
22:55Excuse me.
22:58Nice to meet you. My name is Mirei.
23:00Nice to meet you.
23:01I'm Yuki Uekusami, a marriage advisor.
23:04Nice to meet you.
23:05It's my first time meeting you.
23:06What are your worries this time?
23:10My parents keep telling me to get married.
23:16I'm in a hurry.
23:18I don't know what to do.
23:20I see.
23:21Don't be in a hurry.
23:26Don't be in a hurry.
23:27Yes.
23:28Don't be in a hurry.
23:29I see.
23:30I'll try it.
23:31Thank you very much.
23:33Is it over?
23:34Thank you very much.
23:36Don't be in a hurry.
23:39I wanted to hear this question.
23:43Thank you, Mirei.
23:44Thank you very much.
23:45You're not tired, are you?
23:47You look refreshed.
23:50Don't be in a hurry.
23:52I understand.
23:53What are you going to do from tomorrow?
23:55I feel like I can get married if I'm not in a hurry.
23:59By the way, the movie she doesn't know will be released on February 28th.
24:06Here?
24:08When they woke up the next morning, they were in a world where they had never met.
24:12It's a fantasy love story where love is tested.
24:15Please watch it at the theater.
24:18Is this a consultation for going to the theater?
24:21Who is the next person to consult?
24:23Start the roulette.
24:29SAKUMA also went to the theater.
24:31Where is SAKUMA?
24:33There he is.
24:35Is he here?
24:36He is here.
24:37It's GYOBUN.
24:39GYOBUN is here.
24:44Why is GYOBUN playing Sayaka Niiyama?
24:47That's not fair.
24:49That's not fair.
24:51He came all the way here.
24:53That's not fair.
24:55GYOBUN played Sayaka Niiyama.
24:57That's lucky.
24:59That's not lucky.
25:01Do you want to go to the other room?
25:03I don't want to go there.
25:05I don't want to go there.
25:07You can go home as soon as you solve the problem.
25:09There is a chair.
25:11That's right.
25:13We are doing it.
25:15What is the next person to consult?
25:17What is the next person to consult?
25:27What is the next person to consult?
25:31Nice to meet you.
25:33I'm Tsutsumi from KOUKANDO ADVISOR.
25:35I'm Tsutsumi from KOUKANDO ADVISOR.
25:37Thank you very much.
25:39Please sit down.
25:41I'm a professional.
25:43I'm a professional.
25:45Are you a professional?
25:47Please sit down.
25:49What is your problem?
25:51I have a strong accent.
25:53I have a strong accent.
25:55I'm not good at KOUKANDO.
25:57I'm not good at KOUKANDO.
25:59I'm not good at KOUKANDO.
26:01I want to improve my KOUKANDO.
26:03I see.
26:05In Niiyama's case, I'm fine.
26:07I see.
26:09In Niiyama's case, I'm fine.
26:11I have a job.
26:13I don't have a bad accent.
26:15Thank you very much.
26:19Please sit down.
26:21Thank you very much.
26:23But he's not here.
26:25He left Osaka.
26:27He's not here yet.
26:29And the thing that I'm most curious about is...
26:31His wife.
26:33She left and he's all alone.
26:35He doesn't have any friends.
26:37So he's thinking about getting his wife in the ring.
26:39So he's thinking about getting his wife in the ring.
26:41So he's thinking about getting his wife in the ring.
26:43Do you want to go for dinner?
26:45Dinner?
26:47With me, his wife, and you.
26:50I don't like this very much.
26:54It's a bit of both.
26:57I don't like this very much.
26:59What?
27:01His wife doesn't stand a chance against him.
27:03His wife doesn't stand a chance against him.
27:05His wife doesn't stand a chance against him.
27:11But if I listen to your story,
27:13But if I listen to your story,
27:15He lives in Yokohama.
27:17So I can introduce you to people.
27:19I'm going to do it right now.
27:21You're going to do it right now?
27:23I'm going to do it right now.
27:25I'm from Yokohama.
27:27You're going to introduce Yokohama?
27:29I can do that.
27:31If I introduce you to three people,
27:33you can go to the restaurant I went to.
27:35You can get excited.
27:37I'm busy right now.
27:39I'm busy.
27:41You're the only wife.
27:43I'm sure you can get excited with me.
27:45So I can do that?
27:47I'm going to do it right now.
27:49You can do that.
27:51You don't have to be the same.
27:53You don't have to be the same.
27:55I didn't tell you to go with your wife.
27:57Let's go together first.
27:59I know.
28:01I'm busy.
28:03I don't have a wife.
28:05I'm not going to work with my wife.
28:07I don't have a wife.
28:09I'm not going to work with my wife.
28:11Listen to me.
28:13I mean, your wife has been single for a long time.
28:16No, it's not like that.
28:18You have to make it now.
28:20But that's not Tsutsumi-san.
28:22Who will it be?
28:24Is there such a person now?
28:26Are you asking your wife?
28:28Is there anyone who is likely to be?
28:30It's quite difficult.
28:32That's why I'm going to be.
28:34That's all I'm saying.
28:36That's the only thing I hate the most.
28:38Why don't you connect with your wife?
28:40I'm talking about connecting with my wife.
28:42That's what I'm talking about.
28:44I'm not talking about anything else.
28:46I'm talking about Yokohama.
28:48I don't want to go.
28:50I'm not talking about Yokohama.
28:52What should I do?
28:54It hasn't even been a year since I left Tokyo.
28:56I'm worried about my wife.
28:58Who will support me?
29:00I'm the only one.
29:02It doesn't matter.
29:04I've been talking to you for a few minutes.
29:06I miss you.
29:08That's how I felt when I was your age.
29:10That's how I felt.
29:12The way you do it is exactly the same.
29:14The way you do it is exactly the same?
29:16It's exactly the same.
29:18I know we'll get along after this.
29:20It's exactly the same.
29:22It's not like that.
29:24You didn't see me when I was 13 years old, did you?
29:26I didn't see you at the scene.
29:28It's exactly the same.
29:30In order to heal Mr. Niiyama,
29:32who is tired,
29:34the power host club is open.
29:40Super star.
29:44Super star.
29:48I'm angry.
29:50I'm angry.
29:52You must have been tired.
29:54It was great.
29:56You laughed too much.
29:58As expected.
30:00As expected.
30:02You passed all the tests.
30:04You passed all the tests.
30:06You passed all the tests.
30:08You passed all the tests.
30:10You passed all the tests.
30:12As expected of Noripi.
30:14Please tell me your name.
30:16My name is
30:18Norihiko Niiyama.
30:20You're too cute.
30:22You're too cute.
30:24I'm glad it's Norihiko.
30:26I'm glad it's Norihiko.
30:28To be honest,
30:30Noripi is perfect.
30:32He is a champion as an entertainer.
30:34I think he was patient
30:36and he was patient.
30:38I thought Noripi was great.
30:40But I want to do
30:42what Mr. Udai suggested.
30:44But I want to do
30:46what Mr. Udai suggested.
30:48You're not that kind of person.
30:50You're not that kind of person.
30:52You're not that kind of person.
30:54I'm sorry.
30:56I'm sorry.
30:58I wanted to do it.
31:00I want to do it.
31:02I want to do it.
31:04I want to do it.
31:06I want to do it.
31:08I want to do it.
31:10Can I sit here?
31:12Can I sit here?
31:14I'll be nice to him.
31:24Let me explain.
31:26Let me explain.
31:28When I was walking down the street,
31:30There was a guy
31:32There was a guy running, and I bumped into him.
31:37At that moment, a brick fell from above.
31:41I was able to avoid it because I bumped into him.
31:46That's why humans have eros when they are born.
31:51Humans are born from eros.
31:53I was saved again by the eros that are in the wind tribe.
31:57In other words, I'm going to call the person who was running to the wind tribe my dad from now on.
32:05What do you mean?
32:07It's the worst.
32:10It's absolutely not good.
32:14It's absolutely not good.
32:15Champion.
32:18M-1 Champion of 2025.
32:20Champion.
32:21Correct answer.
32:24M-1 is over.
32:26Shut up.
32:28Shut up.
32:30Next episode.