ナイチン街レトロ 2025年2月22日 深夜3時だからこその話 バッテリィズandダブルヒガシ編
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00:00Naitingai Retro
00:11It's 3 in the morning, that's why we're here!
00:16We have Battery-san and Double Higashi-san as guests.
00:23It's even more Osaka-ish than last time.
00:26Especially you guys.
00:29Yeah, it's just you guys.
00:30No, it's our show.
00:36It's 3 in the morning, that's why we're here.
00:38We're going to talk about small things.
00:42Everyone, please relax and have fun.
00:46Can I say something?
00:48Sure.
00:49It's a small story about where else I can talk.
00:53There's a big road in front of the theater.
00:57A girl with a pink bicycle was passing by.
01:05She looked at me and came straight to me.
01:10She said,
01:11If you don't go left or right, you'll bump into each other.
01:18We were about to bump into each other.
01:22But I couldn't turn.
01:24So I opened my arms and said,
01:26I'm not going to move from here.
01:29You were desperate.
01:30Right.
01:31Then she started to go this way and that way.
01:34Then she started to go this way and that way.
01:37She looked at me and said, Come here.
01:39She looked at me and said, Come here.
01:41I asked her if she was okay.
01:43She just said, I'm okay.
01:47It's 3 in the morning.
01:48Nice.
01:52It's 2 in the morning.
01:53Really?
01:54It's 3 in the morning.
01:56I was wondering where else I can talk.
01:58I was wondering how I should feel.
02:03He didn't know which emotion was the right one.
02:07I was drinking with Suga-chan Saikou No.1.
02:10If I were to produce underwear,
02:15what kind of underwear would I choose?
02:18I put a string on the front of my panties.
02:23I thought I'd tie it around my neck.
02:26Half-naked?
02:27Yes.
02:28Then she said,
02:29I'm the same as Daigo-san.
02:32I don't know how to feel.
02:34I don't know how to feel.
02:35I don't know how to feel.
02:37Tie it around your neck.
02:38It's hard.
02:39It's hard to feel.
02:41I have underwear, too.
02:44You have underwear?
02:45I have underwear.
02:46I had underwear on the vending machine the other day.
02:49What?
02:50It was on the corner of the vending machine.
02:55What?
02:56Sun-dried underwear.
02:58Sun-dried underwear?
02:59Yes.
03:00What time is it now?
03:02It's 4 p.m. now.
03:04You talk at 3 p.m.?
03:05Talk at 3 p.m.?
03:06It's the time when you saw it.
03:08You talk at 3 p.m.?
03:10What's that?
03:11Can I say something?
03:12I'll start from 3 p.m.
03:14The worst thing I've ever forgotten about a taxi was...
03:23What's the worst thing he's ever forgotten about a taxi?
03:28We went to Fukuoka.
03:30We were going to go home.
03:32We took a taxi to Hakata station.
03:37When we pulled up to the office,
03:40I was like,
03:41What was the worst thing he's ever forgotten about a taxi?
03:44That's a good question.
03:45He was just going to go.
03:46Like a vomit bag.
03:47I hate vomit bags.
03:48I hate vomit bags.
03:49I hate vomit bags.
03:50I hate it.
03:51I hate it.
03:52I hate it when drinks are spilled on the floor.
03:54I hate it.
03:55I hate it when a bag of bread is spilled on the floor.
03:57That's disgusting.
03:58He hates socks.
03:59He hates socks.
04:00I hate it.
04:01It's worse than that.
04:03If you look at it,
04:05My PCR score is dropping.
04:09A new one?
04:10A new PCR score.
04:11It's the one who will issue a new one.
04:13It's the new one who will issue a new one.
04:14We have a huge PCR score.
04:16I hate this.
04:18I'm full.
04:19What's this?
04:21I'm surprised.
04:22You're suffering from the suspicion.
04:23That's right.
04:24Yeah
04:54You don't know?
04:56It's all in Kansai dialect.
05:00I have an unforgettable memory.
05:03Unforgettable memory.
05:04I worked as a Shinkansen cleaner for 10 years.
05:07That's a long time.
05:08It was on a typhoon day.
05:10The diamonds were all messed up.
05:13I was in the toilet of the Shinkansen.
05:16There was a lot of debris on the floor.
05:19I was like, wow.
05:20When I went to deliver it,
05:22a group of people gathered and said,
05:23Oh, on a typhoon day, sexual desire doesn't go up.
05:29So on a typhoon day, toys are falling today.
05:33If I say it at 3 o'clock in the middle of the night,
05:35it's a bit of a dirty joke.
05:37When I went to the night shop,
05:41I talked a little before playing.
05:43At that time,
05:44I really like spicy food.
05:46There was a story like that.
05:48Actually, I ate it for lunch.
05:50I was talking about it.
05:51I thought it was good.
05:53And when I started playing,
05:55I got a cramp in my crotch.
05:58Maybe it was after lunch.
06:01Lunch cup delivery.
06:02Lunch cup delivery was in my mouth.
06:04I got a fire from my penis.
06:09It was empty.
06:11I felt it here.
06:12It was empty.
06:14It was empty.
06:15When I said it for the first time,
06:16I said it was okay.
06:17I went home.
06:18It hurts.
06:19It hurts.
06:21I'm glad you cleaned it up.
06:22What the hell is that?
06:24It's 3 o'clock.
06:25I don't understand this.
06:28It doesn't matter if it's 3 o'clock.
06:31At least you should fix it.
06:32It's 3 o'clock in the middle of the night,
06:33so it doesn't matter if it's 3 o'clock.
06:35It's a story about Oh Higashi from Double Higashi.
06:38Anyway, his voice is loud.
06:42When I asked him to stop the volume,
06:44he said something that shouldn't be said with a very loud volume.
06:47He said something like,
06:48I can hear you.
06:49I was eating,
06:50and he took me to a barbecue.
06:52He took you to a barbecue?
06:55Because I don't have money.
06:56Because you don't have money.
06:57Why are you surprised?
06:58It's strange that he took me to a barbecue.
07:01Because he took you from the forest.
07:03He took me to a barbecue,
07:04and I ate a lot of barbecue.
07:05Next to me,
07:06about Oh Higashi's distance from here,
07:09a customer next to me
07:10kept saying to the clerk,
07:12How many of these can you eat?
07:14It's a stall.
07:15It's a stall.
07:17Then, Oh Higashi said,
07:19To the clerk,
07:20Mrs. Stall.
07:23Seriously.
07:25This is the volume of Morinashi.
07:28I think I was with Soshina-san too much.
07:30I'm curious.
07:31It's like a popular izakaya.
07:33When I went to a pretty cheap izakaya,
07:36someone ordered rice,
07:37and I saw it,
07:38and he said,
07:39Don't eat rice in a place like this!
07:42I don't like it.
07:43Look at that.
07:44It's hard.
07:46It's rice that can't be served to customers.
07:48I'm holding it like this,
07:50but it's like this.
07:51I don't know.
07:52I can't see the rice.
07:55It's like this.
07:58What kind of rice is this?
08:00I don't know this.
08:01One grain?
08:02One grain.
08:05Is this real rice?
08:06It's real rice.
08:07It's real rice.
08:08It's standing.
08:09It's standing.
08:10It's standing.
08:11It's standing.
08:12I don't have a water bottle, so I'm holding it like this.
08:14It's like this.
08:15I don't know.
08:16Even outside of izakayas,
08:18if I see a really young woman
08:20and an old man
08:22flirting,
08:24I'll go,
08:25Papakatsu!
08:27I'll lick it!
08:28I'll lick it!
08:29Did you say that?
08:30Did you say that?
08:31You were selling rings in a panic in the shop.
08:33You were selling rings in a panic in the shop.
08:34What?
08:35What?
08:36I don't know.
08:37I don't know.
08:38I don't know.
08:39I was told to hit a ring.
08:40You were told to hit it?
08:41I was told to hit a ring because I was scared.
08:43I was told to hit a ring because I was scared.
08:44When I hit it,
08:45Bang!
08:48It's like a pachinko!
08:50It's like a pachinko!
08:51It's like a pachinko!
08:52It's over because it's fixed.
08:53It's not as scary as it looks on TV.
08:55At the end of the year,
08:56when I go to the theater,
08:57Mr. Oda Ueda
08:58and I
08:59are at the same house.
09:00are at the same house.
09:01He told me,
09:02He told me,
09:03You have a lot of luggage today,
09:04so let's take a taxi home.
09:05He has a lot of luggage.
09:06Two people, three people,
09:07like an axe, and picked up a taxi.
09:11And at that time, Oda-san dropped his phone the day before
09:16and it was sent to the Waseda police station,
09:18so I said, I'll drop it there.
09:20So I stopped the taxi, and Oda-san and I got on the back seats,
09:23and Oda-san sat in the passenger seat,
09:25and for some reason, with a mysterious face,
09:27he said, please take me to the police station.
09:29What?
09:30He said that, and a woman with an axe came in
09:33and said, please take me to the police station.
09:35It's like self-study.
09:37That's true.
09:38It's self-study.
09:39It's self-study.
09:40Oda-san said, no, I dropped my phone.
09:45He's suspicious, too.
09:47He's the most suspicious.
09:50It's 3 o'clock.
09:51It's 3 o'clock.
09:52It's like, I can't skate.
09:54It's 3 o'clock.
09:56Thank you for not being able to say it normally.
09:59I'm embarrassed.
10:02I want to say thank you for not being able to say it normally.
10:06When I was in Osaka,
10:08Kyogoku was a pre-concert.
10:10Pre-concert.
10:11We were going to film a solo live of Ebisu.
10:14It was a plan to have a drink and have a talk.
10:19Higashi-san came to me,
10:21and asked me to drink with him.
10:24We drank together.
10:26I was drinking, too.
10:27My partner was a bad drinker.
10:31He pointed at me,
10:33and said,
10:34Hey, you.
10:35He said that to me.
10:36Hey, you.
10:37Double Higashi can't sell.
10:40He said that to me.
10:42When you had no work.
10:43Yes.
10:44Kyogoku was very angry.
10:46Double Higashi can't sell.
10:48He was very angry.
10:53He was very happy.
10:56He said that to me.
11:01He was very happy.
11:03Do you remember that time?
11:04I remember that time.
11:06I didn't care if Double Higashi could sell or not.
11:10I didn't care who said that to me.
11:13You didn't care if we could sell.
11:15You were angry with your partner.
11:16You said that to me.
11:18I didn't care if Double Higashi could sell or not.
11:22You were almost bald at that time.
11:24What is that?
11:25You were almost bald.
11:26You were almost bald.
11:27You have hair here.
11:29You were almost bald.
11:30What kind of hairstyle is that?
11:31What kind of hairstyle is that?
11:33You were almost bald.
11:34I'm curious.
11:36My partner gave me a lot of advice recently.
11:39Let me hear that.
11:40I watched the final of last year's M-1 Grand Prix.
11:44Lea Roman won twice in a row.
11:48I drank alcohol.
11:50I've known Lea Roman since I was a teenager.
11:52I was very excited.
11:54I wanted to be Lea Roman.
11:56I screamed on the spot.
11:58Sasamotsu of NATURE BAR took a picture and posted it.
12:04He said that NIGHTINGALE DANCE Nakano Nakaltyn wanted to be Lea Roman.
12:08It became a gossip.
12:11I thought it was a really bad comment.
12:13I felt sorry for everyone.
12:15The next day, I met my partner.
12:18I told him that it was not good.
12:20I was like, yeah, you're right.
12:21The fans who support Nightingale Dance
12:24are doing terrible things,
12:26and they're doing terrible things to me too, who's controlling you.
12:29I was like, yeah, you're right.
12:31But Mr. Akisada, who was next to me,
12:33was like, didn't you just cry? Weren't you being controlled?
12:38I was like, yeah, you're right. I thought I was being controlled.
12:40You just realized it.
12:42Yeah, you just realized it.
12:45You thought you weren't being controlled.
12:46That's when your emotions started to move.
12:49Now, let's hear what Sanji has to say.
12:53Um...
12:54I don't know why you shouldn't call a woman a woman.
12:58Sanji...
12:59Yeah, that's true.
13:00Sanji, huh?
13:02I really don't get it.
13:05I think you'd be allowed to call her an ace.
13:08No, I wouldn't.
13:09That's evil.
13:11No, it's not evil.
13:12Even though you're a man, you shouldn't call her that.
13:14I shouldn't?
13:14You shouldn't even now.
13:16Even now, you shouldn't call her that.
13:19That's totally fair.
13:21Yeah, that's fair.
13:22You're going to settle this now?
13:24Yeah, that's fair.
13:26Speaking of which,
13:28you know the hormones in meat?
13:29Yeah, the hormones.
13:30You're lying when you say it's good.
13:32No, it's good.
13:35So you like the red meat better?
13:37Definitely?
13:38Yeah, yeah.
13:39So the red meat and the hormones don't work together?
13:41Yeah, but you're saying the hormones are good.
13:43Are you saying you have food poisoning?
13:45No, it's good.
13:47No, it's not good.
13:48It's not seasoned.
13:49It's seasoned.
13:51It's seasoned with sauce.
13:52It's better to eat it with the red meat.
13:54The red meat is also seasoned with sauce, right?
13:55But it's soft and good,
13:57so it's good when you eat it together.
13:59The hormones are just one bite.
14:02You bite into it, and then you chew on it.
14:05It's weird to say it's good.
14:08But that's what's good.
14:09That's what's good, but it's weird.
14:11Why is that good?
14:13In the theater, it was late at night.
14:19In the theater, it was late at night.
14:23I've been asked to sign a lot lately.
14:27I have a business bag full of business cards every day.
14:32There's an old man who says that every day.
14:35Can't someone hit him?
14:38Don't hit him.
14:40Don't hit him.
14:42I've met him once.
14:44He's pretty good at it.
14:46I try it every time.
14:48Why do you say that?
14:50Thank you for your hard work.
14:51Excuse me, can I get your autograph?
14:53My real name is...
14:57Wata.
14:59Congratulations.
15:01You know your real name, don't you?
15:02You really like him, don't you?
15:03No, I don't.
15:04It's not for sale.
15:06I'm doing this because I know it's for sale.
15:09I see.
15:10I don't do it for ordinary fans.
15:11I'll say it, too.
15:12I'll say, Mr. Unique for Sale.
15:14Mame-ing.
15:16I'll say, Mr. Unique for Sale.
15:18I'll say it, too.
15:20I'll say, Mr. Unique for Sale.
15:24I'll say, Mr. Unique for Sale.
15:26I'll say, Mr. Unique for Sale.
15:30Next time.
15:32I was drinking with three men and one woman.
15:36I was so upset.
15:38Why?
15:39Double Higashino Aratana Tsukami Moon.
15:41Honeyman.
15:43Spiderman.
15:45Teiini Tameguchi Obasan.
15:47Tver Abe Made.
15:49See you.