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00:01Today's Weekly Sanmato Matsuko is...
00:04There's more!
00:05What is the job of a world-renowned agency that the world is paying attention to?
00:10I've been doing events for about 130 trillion yen in 10 years.
00:16130 trillion yen in 10 years?
00:19It's not a toy, is it?
00:22The shocking situation of such a well-known agency is clear.
00:26What?
00:27I'm going to get fat.
00:30In addition, more than 300 pochari talents are approaching the famous pochari agency.
00:35Is it only girls who can go to pochari?
00:38I love both men and women.
00:42What do you mean?
00:45What is the shocking fact of a popular pochari influencer that suddenly became clear?
00:5024 years old.
00:53This is a pretty big lie.
00:56I can't live if I'm 5 years old.
01:00I can't live if I'm 5 years old.
01:0430 minutes to approach the pochari agency, which is at the forefront of the times.
01:09I'm going to get fat.
01:10Why did you get so fat?
01:13I got fat.
01:14Last time, we introduced Sumo Agency, a well-known agency that has received offers from all over the world.
01:22Sumo Agency is a sumo agency, so I thought that such offers would arrive from all over the world.
01:29How did you appear in the movie Borg?
01:33Borg?
01:34This is not a Japanese version, but a foreign version.
01:36This is Borg.
01:37Borg is in the movie.
01:38That's cool.
01:40This is the movie John Wick 5, starring Hiroyuki Sanada.
01:44The head of the land of the former royal family is in such a sumo agency.
01:48Furthermore, Masahiro Murota, a former Yoshimoto comedian, also appeared in the movie Sanctuary.
01:55As a professional, I do my best.
01:58I don't think there are many comedians who have done this much.
02:02However, there are also many jobs that are a little troublesome, as offers from overseas are overwhelming.
02:08He appeared in a commercial to announce an event in Saudi Arabia.
02:11That's amazing.
02:13It's not just about money.
02:16What does this mean?
02:17I'm doing a one-night stand every year in Saudi Arabia.
02:22Saudi Arabia is collecting inbound money from all over the world.
02:26There is a lot of budget.
02:28It's like a Dragon Ball.
02:30That's right.
02:31It's something that Japan can't do.
02:33I spend about 1.3 billion yen in 10 years to hold an event.
02:381.3 billion yen in 10 years?
02:42In 10 years?
02:43Yes.
02:451.3 billion yen?
02:46I was also surprised.
02:47You don't have tofu, do you?
02:49I don't have tofu.
02:5213 tofu in a year?
02:55That's not enough.
02:57It's not enough, is it?
03:01It's like a one-night stand in Asia and other countries.
03:05I do a lot of things.
03:07I was asked to shoot a video of sumo wrestling.
03:09I see.
03:10Murota, who has been noisy since a while ago, came with me.
03:13Murota is noisy.
03:14We were in a hurry.
03:16What kind of video did you shoot?
03:18I was told that I couldn't show my butt.
03:23I see.
03:24I put a strange cloth on my butt.
03:27I wore a skirt like a royal costume.
03:30I was asked to shoot a video of sumo wrestling.
03:33We shoot a video of sumo wrestling.
03:35I was told that this is the waiting room.
03:39I was told to shoot a video of sumo wrestling in the desert.
03:45I see.
03:47That's fashionable.
03:51That's gorgeous.
03:53That's expensive.
03:55I can't do that.
03:56It's windy.
03:58It's a place where sand comes.
04:00That's the desert.
04:01That's right.
04:03I was told to shoot a video of sumo wrestling in the desert.
04:08I was told that this was bad.
04:10You didn't fit in the video.
04:13That's right.
04:15I didn't fit in the video.
04:17You didn't fit in the video.
04:19Do you have a video?
04:21This is a commercial for Saudi Arabia.
04:27That's amazing.
04:31I'm shooting.
04:32This is the making of the commercial.
04:33This is a torch.
04:36It's amazing to have money.
04:38I was told to shoot a video of sumo wrestling in the desert.
04:41I'm smoking.
04:45I'm smoking to create an atmosphere.
04:46I don't usually smell when I smoke.
04:49It's a country where oil comes out.
04:51Are you smoking with gasoline?
04:53I'm blowing up the exhaust gas.
04:55That's a lie.
04:57Is it a smell or exhaust gas?
05:02It's a situation where I'm smoking.
05:04I've been asked to wait a little bit.
05:07But the people over there are fine, right?
05:09They're fine.
05:10They're fine.
05:11I see.
05:12This is what I call a character.
05:14This has to be a joke!
05:16But if you look at the commercial,
05:18this scene was only shown for about 2 seconds.
05:20Ah, so they do a lot of different things in different countries
05:23for about 2 seconds.
05:25They're doing this for 2 seconds.
05:27That's right.
05:28Amazing!
05:29It's really amazing!
05:30There's a lot of money.
05:31You got this, right?
05:33That's right.
05:34If you say it in a car!
05:36If I say it in a car,
05:38how much would it be?
05:40Anything is fine.
05:42He's a speedy person,
05:44so anything is fine.
05:45How about a car insurance?
05:46That's not it!
05:49That's not it!
05:50That's not it!
05:51Please treat me as a writer!
05:55I'm scared of Yoshimoto!
05:57And now,
05:58from Setsuritsu to Yonemi.
06:00Subscribers from all over the country have arrived.
06:02And now,
06:03they're heading to a popular agency in the world of Pocchari,
06:05Debukari.
06:07In Debukari,
06:08videos of people eating are very popular.
06:10Enix, which has the meaning of Hashimoto Kanna in the world of Pocchari.
06:15And Kakugo, which is active as a model for Pocchari,
06:18is also a part of it.
06:20There are currently more than 300 Pocchari employees.
06:23Why did you decide to start a company like this?
06:26I used to work in a large men's clothing company.
06:30I see.
06:31I was looking for a model there.
06:33You've been eating fat for a long time.
06:36No, no, no.
06:38That's not true.
06:40I have a lot of Pocchari love.
06:42You have a lot of Pocchari love, right?
06:43Yes, it's okay.
06:44So, what's your position?
06:45Are you a Pocchari fan?
06:47Yes.
06:49I love Pocchari very much.
06:51That's what you're interested in.
06:52Are you doing ladies' clothing?
06:54No, I'm not.
06:55Are you doing men's clothing?
06:56Men's clothing.
06:57Where are you doing it?
06:58In Ryogoku?
06:59I'm doing it in Osaka.
07:01In Osaka?
07:02A clothing store for fat people?
07:04Yes, that's right.
07:05It's sold online, right?
07:06Yes, it's sold online.
07:07Oh, I see.
07:08The company is in Osaka.
07:09Is it only girls who can do Pocchari?
07:11No, I love both men and women.
07:14That's a lie.
07:15No, no, no.
07:16What do you mean?
07:19That's right.
07:20You can't answer like that.
07:22You can't answer like that.
07:23You can't answer like that.
07:24You can't answer like that.
07:25You can't answer like that.
07:26Yes.
07:29So, it's not bad to love both men and women.
07:32But it's not bad.
07:33That's how it is?
07:35I loved it so much that I took my life on a big guy.
07:39That's love.
07:40Love.
07:41And you made clothing for Pocchari, right?
07:43And I made clothing for Pocchari, right?
07:44And I was very confused when I was looking for a model.
07:47They are not here?
07:48They are not here.
07:49Not many people...
07:50Not many people...
07:51I thought there may be many people in trouble like this.
07:53I thought there may be many people in trouble like this.
07:54I love both men and women.
07:57I like Disney characters.
08:00Oh, like Pooh?
08:02Yes.
08:03So you don't like girls?
08:05No.
08:06If I see them, it's a big deal.
08:10I can't stand Emix.
08:12I can't stand it.
08:13That's the kind of relationship we have.
08:15I'm the president.
08:16No, no.
08:17So you like them.
08:18I love them.
08:19I like Disney characters.
08:20Oh, I see.
08:23There is a character named Pocchari.
08:25He made clothes for Pocchari.
08:27But he doesn't have a model.
08:29To solve this problem,
08:31he started his own agency.
08:34Since its establishment in 2021,
08:37Pocchari has more than 300 employees.
08:42From now on,
08:43Emix, which is so popular,
08:46is getting closer.
08:49Pocchari's agency, Emix.
08:5224 years old.
08:53Influencer.
08:54115 kg.
08:555 meals a day.
08:58Emix.
09:00Golden boy.
09:0136 years old.
09:02Model.
09:03Streamer.
09:04Weight.
09:05Unmeasurable.
09:06Food.
09:075 meals a day.
09:08Why did you lose weight?
09:10Yes.
09:11My current weight is unmeasurable.
09:16What about over 200 kg?
09:17Yes, over 200 kg.
09:18You can't measure your weight at home.
09:20That's right.
09:21I can measure up to 200 kg at home.
09:25But I made a mistake.
09:27You lost 200 kg.
09:29Yes.
09:30When did you lose weight?
09:32I started to lose weight in November last year.
09:37What about last year?
09:39In 2020.
09:40In 2024.
09:41Oh, I see.
09:42You gained more weight.
09:44I gained more than 200 kg.
09:46Yes, I gained more than 200 kg.
09:48That's amazing.
09:49It's hard to believe.
09:51If you gain more than 100 kg, 10 kg is a mistake.
09:54That's right.
09:55If you gain more than 100 kg, you can lose weight for 2 or 3 days.
09:58I see.
09:59Emix, you said you lost weight recently.
10:05I thought I was 105 kg.
10:07But I measured 115 kg at work.
10:10I was treated as a liar.
10:12Really?
10:13Yes.
10:14You lost 10 kg.
10:15You are a liar.
10:16What?
10:17Am I a liar?
10:18No.
10:19What?
10:20I think you are a liar.
10:22Am I a liar?
10:24I lost 10 kg.
10:26I'm sorry.
10:27I can't be a liar because of my age.
10:31Cream bread looks delicious.
10:37After this...
10:38I'm the same age as him.
10:42Emix is shocked.
10:45Look at this.
10:47Look at this.
10:49This is amazing.
10:52SANMA, MATSUO, AZUMI SHINICHIRO appear on TV.
10:57I was introduced to a woman.
11:00Did you do that?
11:02At 8 p.m. on Thursday.
11:07What do you mean?
11:10Emix is a popular influencer.
11:14She claims to be 24 years old.
11:20I lost 10 kg.
11:23I can't be a liar because of my age.
11:26I'm 24 years old.
11:30I'm the same age as him.
11:34Are you the same age as him?
11:36What?
11:38I'm the same age as him.
11:39Look at this.
11:41Look at this.
11:43I can't be a liar because of my age.
11:46I'm the same age as him.
11:48I thought you were suspicious.
11:50How old are you?
11:53You are young.
11:55You are very young.
11:56I'm young.
11:58I'm a little fat, so I don't gain weight.
12:01Really?
12:03I don't gain weight.
12:05Stop it.
12:07I don't care.
12:09He is a model.
12:14He is over 200 kg.
12:18He eats 5 times a day.
12:20Do you eat 5 times a day?
12:23I don't eat that much.
12:25You eat that much when you are healthy.
12:27I eat that much when I'm healthy.
12:29I don't eat 5 times a day.
12:32How much did you weigh?
12:34I weighed 197 kg.
12:37You were over 200 kg.
12:39I was over 200 kg.
12:42You are over 200 kg.
12:47I'm not trying to gain weight, but I'm over 200 kg.
12:50You are talented.
12:52You should have told me that.
12:54Really?
12:56You are talented.
12:59You are talented.
13:01You are a good actor.
13:03You want me to be your boss, right?
13:05You want me to be your boss, right?
13:06Please.
13:08I'm looking forward to working with you.
13:10You should replace me.
13:13Wait a minute.
13:15I'm serious.
13:18Don't be serious.
13:21There is a strict rule for fat people.
13:29That is...
13:31If you lose 100 kg, you will be fired.
13:35You can't lose weight.
13:37People who weigh less than 100 kg will be fired.
13:41You look like a butcher.
13:44You are calculating in grams.
13:47You are calculating in grams.
13:49People who weigh more than 100 kg are talented.
13:53You are a genius.
13:54You are right.
13:55You should respect them.
13:57You shouldn't be stingy.
13:5999 kg is stingy.
14:01You are stingy.
14:03Do you care about this number?
14:05I don't have to care about it.
14:08I want to be fired.
14:13I want to be fired.
14:15I still have 100 kg.
14:18You are right.
14:19I want to lose more weight.
14:21I want to be a fat person who can have fun.
14:23Are you having fun now?
14:24No, I'm not.
14:27I'm sorry.
14:28I don't care about my life.
14:32I want to be a fat person who is healthy.
14:34You are a good person.
14:35Don't talk about luxury.
14:37Next.
14:39People who are watching this may want to join us.
14:41This is what the company wants.
14:44You have more fat than muscles.
14:46Your T-shirt is wrinkled.
14:48You are impatient.
14:49You don't like exercise.
14:50You eat deliciously.
14:51I want to be a person like that in movies and dramas.
14:56I want to be clean.
15:00I want to be a person who is clean.
15:03I want to be a person who can do this.
15:06Do they agree with you?
15:09Yes.
15:10Do they want to follow you?
15:12Yes.
15:15Do you get paid?
15:17Yes.
15:19Are you satisfied?
15:20Yes.
15:22Really?
15:23Yes.
15:24You get paid a lot.
15:26I get paid so that I can eat delicious food.
15:31How much do you get paid?
15:34President.
15:35How much do you get paid?
15:37After this, the situation of the company is clear.
15:41Am I fat?
15:43It's a tragedy.
15:45It's like watching a tea party in an elevator.
15:53It's cheap.
16:02I thought it was suspicious.
16:04How many bags are there?
16:06SMALL AGENCY is famous not only in Japan, but also in India and Saudi Arabia.
16:13What is the current situation of SMALL AGENCY?
16:16President.
16:17How much do you get paid?
16:20It depends on the situation.
16:2464%? 73%?
16:26I think it's 73%.
16:30Am I fat?
16:33It's a tragedy.
16:35SMALL AGENCY.
16:37You are kind.
16:39You are my junior.
16:41Brother.
16:43I'm still young.
16:45You are still young.
16:47You should make a different role.
16:49That's right.
16:51I'm serious.
16:53I'm serious.
16:54I'm serious.
16:55I'm serious.
16:56I'm serious.
16:57I'm serious.
16:58I'm serious.
16:59I'm serious.
17:00I'm serious.
17:01I'm serious.
17:02I'm serious.
17:03You can go in.
17:05Oh, I see.
17:07I can go in smoothly.
17:14You can do a better job than you did now.
17:17In that sense, the president has handed it over to the staff.
17:22What do you think of SMALL AGENCY?
17:25Unlike us, there are strengths and muscles.
17:32But as a side note, we're also in charge of the oil, so we'll do it.
17:37Muscles.
17:38Amateur fat.
17:39Amateur fat.
17:40Amateur fat.
17:41We don't fight.
17:42People who have never used fat, but are just fat, are called amateur fat.
17:45I'm like that too.
17:47So, fighting with fat is...
17:49People who have used fat properly as a function are called black fat.
17:54He's an amateur fat.
17:58Please treat him as a knight.
18:00Why?
18:01Why are you the only one saying that?
18:05Mr. Amateur Fat, I have a question.
18:08I have a dream.
18:10I'm looking for this person.
18:12Create the second Shinji Uchiyama.
18:15What does this mean?
18:16Speaking of big talents, Mr. Uchiyama.
18:20I got a lot from Mr. Amateur Fat.
18:22You mean the old Uchiyama?
18:24That's right.
18:25Mr. Uchiyama.
18:27Mr. Ishizuka.
18:29Mr. Ishizuka who can speak.
18:31I want to create the next generation of talents.
18:35I don't care about Uchiyama.
18:38I've been taking care of him since he was 6 years old.
18:41That's right.
18:42I was the only one who taught him how to laugh.
18:48What if you raised him?
18:50I had a dream.
18:52I was just a fat fat guy.
18:55I joined the company when I was 33.
18:58I was just a fat fat guy.
19:00But I got a chance to appear in a commercial.
19:03I got a chance to appear in a movie.
19:05I was praised for being fat for the first time.
19:10I was recognized as a fat fat guy.
19:12I was praised for being a fat fat guy.
19:15Until then, you thought you were fat?
19:19I didn't know what to do.
19:22We still don't know what to do.
19:27We haven't solved anything yet.
19:30Don't get me wrong.
19:33You finally have confidence.
19:35Don't get me wrong.
19:38But it's not strange.
19:41I'll do my best.
19:43The president finally changed his life with confidence.
19:47I want to leave a living proof that I'm fat.
19:51But there are three talents in the office.
19:54What do you think of that?
19:56I want to leave a living proof that I'm fat.
19:59You said that in the beginning.
20:01Try it for three years.
20:03You'll be fat for sure.
20:06What are you talking about?
20:08I'll be waiting for you at Sumo Agency.
20:11What are you talking about?
20:13I think Sumo Agency is better.
20:17I think Sumo Agency is better.
20:20Is this a TV show?
20:24Is there a woman in Sumo Agency?
20:27No, there isn't.
20:30I want a lot of money.
20:33There is no woman who is so straightforward.
20:36I want to talk to my wife.
20:38I want to talk to my wife.
20:40That's decided.
20:42That's decided.
20:43That's decided.
20:44That's decided.
20:45That's decided.
20:46That's decided.
20:47That's decided.
20:48And at 8 p.m. on Thursday...
20:52I'm sweating a lot.
20:55Sanma, Matsuko and Shinichiro Azumi will appear on TV.
21:00I'll introduce you to a woman.
21:03Is that so?
21:04At 8 p.m. on Thursday...

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