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00:00It's the Ito and Takano Settouri Challenge!
00:09Previously, these two were in a relationship,
00:12but in the Nakanaori Project, they showed a perfect combination!
00:17You're too easy on me!
00:23And so, we'll be promoting Ito and Takano's Settouri!
00:29What happened after that?
00:30After that, they were doing an event in Hokkaido.
00:34The radio producer happened to be there,
00:38so he called me, and the three of us went to a cabaret club.
00:43A cabaret club?
00:44He didn't pay a single yen to go to a cabaret club.
00:48You took me to a cabaret club!
00:50Why would I go to a cabaret club?
00:52You were having so much fun!
00:54That's right. I've never been to a cabaret club,
00:59but when I went, he was like,
01:01this is my first time, so do something for me.
01:04Every time I asked for an apple or something,
01:08he was like, this is my first time, so it can't be helped.
01:11You treated me like a virgin at a cabaret club!
01:15You! You!
01:16Even outside of comedy shows and TV work,
01:19you're a toad!
01:21You don't talk to girls at all,
01:23so you have to ask a girl to talk to you.
01:28Who's the most popular toad?
01:29Me.
01:30Of course it's me!
01:32Of course it's me!
01:35Why would a toad be popular without paying a single yen?
01:38How many times do I have to tell you?
01:40There's no way I'm popular.
01:41Is there anything you want Takano Itoi to fix?
01:43I want him to be able to laugh.
01:46Like, I'm the main character.
01:48Like I said earlier,
01:50I was with the radio director,
01:52and I asked the director,
01:54and he said,
01:56when I got to the radio booth,
01:58it wasn't too bad.
02:00What did he say?
02:02He said,
02:04it's the second round of M-1, right?
02:06No one cares about you!
02:09Why are you so excited about the second round?
02:13It's because we're family.
02:16I don't know if the staff who work with us care about us.
02:19It's the second round!
02:21Takano,
02:23you feel too much responsibility.
02:26He catches a cold right away.
02:30He catches a cold right away.
02:32No way!
02:33The other day,
02:34when we were performing at Maseki,
02:36there was a corner for Takano,
02:38but he did his own thing,
02:40didn't go out of the corner,
02:41put on a mask,
02:42and went home looking sick.
02:43Is it easy to catch a cold?
02:44It's easy to catch a cold.
02:46I caught a cold all of a sudden.
02:47That's unexpected.
02:48You look strong.
02:49I caught a cold all of a sudden.
02:50It's a professional's job to take care of your health.
02:53It's a professional's job.
02:54That's why it's easy to catch a cold.
02:55You do it, don't you?
02:56Yes, I do.
02:57I wash my hands and gargle.
02:58I do it, too.
02:59You don't.
03:00You wash your hands and gargle.
03:01Don't take your coat off.
03:03It's because you catch a cold.
03:05I don't say,
03:06I wash my hands and gargle.
03:07I do it.
03:08You do it.
03:09It's because you do it well.
03:10It's because you do it well.
03:11It's like
03:12Shuffle Manzai.
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06:35This one is easy.
06:37Now, Matsumura-san, please open your eyes.
06:40Let's go! Music start!
06:59Now, Matsumura-san!
07:01Un
07:02Ah, that's too bad!
07:04That's not right.
07:06That's right.
07:07That's not right.
07:08Let's change positions again.
07:10Music start!
07:14Can you make it a little easier to understand?
07:16This is difficult.
07:22It's wrong.
07:24It's wrong.
07:25I don't know.
07:26Eh?
07:27I don't know.
07:28Eh?
07:29I don't have enough time.
07:31I don't have enough time.
07:33That's not right.
07:34It's not going to be hard.
07:36That's not right.
07:39Now, Matsumura-san!
07:41Hirameita
07:42Eh?
07:43That's not right.
07:45That's not right.
07:47Let's do it again.
07:48Music start!
07:49It's the same letter.
07:50It's the same letter.
07:51Please make it a little easier to understand.
07:55Eh?
07:56Wait a minute.
07:57Wait a minute.
07:59Eh?
08:01I don't know.
08:03Now, Matsumura-san!
08:05Eh?
08:06It's difficult.
08:07My hands are like this.
08:08I remember.
08:09Ah!
08:10What is it?
08:12More.
08:13It hurts.
08:14It hurts.
08:15You have to adjust it.
08:16It hurts.
08:17Your hands.
08:18Your hands.
08:19Your hands.
08:20Eh?
08:21Wait a minute.
08:22Your legs are separated.
08:24Your legs are separated.
08:25You have to stick them together.
08:26Ah, good, good.
08:28Ah, good.
08:30It's different.
08:31I know.
08:32I know.
08:33What is it?
08:34Eh?
08:35The alphabet R.
08:36Why can't you get it right?
08:37Don't you understand it already?
08:38You understand it.
08:39Unfortunately the answer is the letter.
08:41The catacomb.
08:42It's difficult.
08:43It's difficult.
08:44It was good to get it right.
08:45You got it right already.
08:46Alright.
08:47Then please close your eyes.
08:48Then please close your eyes.
08:49The next letter is this.
08:50Eh?
08:51Let's continue.
08:52Music Start!
08:53It's the same letter.
08:54It's the same letter.
08:55It's the same letter.
08:56Eh?
08:57It's the same letter.
08:58It's the same letter.
08:59It's like a cool guy.
09:01Yeah, Ito is...
09:08How about stretching your legs?
09:11Stretch your legs!
09:13Ito, stretch your legs!
09:15I got it!
09:17Stretch your legs!
09:18Sharp on the note!
09:20Wrong!
09:22Sharp on the note!
09:24Why are you making a sign?
09:27What are you good at, Matsumaru?
09:29I like English alphabets.
09:33English alphabets?
09:37I got it!
09:39Please open your eyes.
09:41Music start!
09:43Ito's expression is so funny!
09:52I'm so frustrated!
09:54It's the opposite!
09:56It's the opposite!
09:58The opposite?
10:00The opposite?
10:01One more time!
10:03Don't make it look like you're going to throw up!
10:05Don't make it look like you're going to throw up!
10:07Are you okay, Ito?
10:09It doesn't smell!
10:11It was delicious!
10:13You're not the kind of guy who eats fruits!
10:15I'm not the kind of guy who eats fruits!
10:17I'm not the kind of guy who eats fruits!
10:19Music start!
10:29I got it!
10:35I got it!
10:37Don't do it!
10:39Don't do it!
10:41I got it!
10:43Can I say it?
10:45R!
10:47No way!
10:49There's no way you'd say R!
10:51Do you want to try saying kanji?
10:53Kanji?
10:55T.I.M. might be doing it too.
10:57He's involved.
10:59He's involved?
11:01Yes, he is.
11:03This is easy!
11:05Music start!
11:09I got it!
11:11I got it!
11:13I got it!
11:15Correct!
11:17I got it!
11:19I'm so happy!
11:21I'm so happy!
11:23Up until now,
11:25we both hated going down.
11:27We don't have that kind of pride anymore.
11:29We want to complete it.
11:31We want to do it too.
11:33Let's do it together.
11:35Sounds good.
11:37I want to do it too.
11:47Everyone, please answer.
11:49Music start!
12:03Umbrella!
12:07Correct!
12:13Hole!
12:19Gold!
12:21Sky!
12:23No!
12:25Six!
12:31Cloud!
12:33No!
12:35You said six!
12:37Wait a minute.
12:39The hole is in, right?
12:41The hole is in.
12:43Six!
12:45No!
12:47Give!
12:49What is this?
12:51Correct!
12:53Meat!
12:55No!
12:57No!
12:59But it was really fun.
13:01No!
13:07Next up is the
13:09Hell Quiz Show MC Challenge!
13:17From here,
13:19Ranja vs. Kunizaki
13:21and Linda Color Infinity's
13:23Rina Pippi will join in
13:25to challenge the MC of the
13:27Hell Quiz Show
13:29They will show their combination
13:31and have them
13:33do a good job.
13:37Ito Takano's
13:39999 Quiz!
13:459!
13:49This is a quiz show
13:51by Ito Takano.
13:53Let's introduce the answers.
13:55First, Kunizaki-san!
13:57No, no, no.
13:59Today...
14:01Today...
14:11Kunizaki-san is still here.
14:13He's a challenger.
14:15Let's introduce them one by one.
14:17Let's go next.
14:19No, no.
14:23We have to introduce them one by one.
14:25Wait a minute.
14:27Later, during the quiz...
14:29Kunizaki-san, your turn.
14:31Your turn.
14:41Give me points!
14:43Give me points!
14:45Give me points!
14:47That's not how you get points!
14:49That's not how you get points!
14:51What are you trying to say?
14:53Water!
14:55That's not how you get points!
14:57We haven't even started the quiz yet.
15:03This is a quiz show.
15:05What are you doing?
15:07I'm a titan.
15:09I'm a titan.
15:11That's not how you get points.
15:13We haven't even introduced one person yet.
15:15Let's go next.
15:17Next, Hatanaka-san.
15:19Let's go!
15:21What do you think?
15:25You shouldn't be making that face.
15:27Who are you talking to?
15:29Who are you talking to?
15:31Everyone can do it.
15:33Everyone can do it.
15:35It's not because it's funny.
15:37Next, Kishi.
15:43What are you doing?
15:45What are you doing?
15:47Give me points!
15:49Why can't you feel the water?
15:51Why can't you feel the water?
15:53Why can't you feel the water?
15:55It's not water!
15:57Where are you?
15:59Go back!
16:01Next, Rinabin.
16:03Don't drink that water!
16:05It's dirty!
16:15Bat!
16:17It's a bat!
16:19It's not a bat!
16:21Next, Rinabin.
16:27What are you doing?
16:29What are you doing?
16:31What are you doing?
16:33What are you doing?
16:35What are you doing?
16:37What are you doing?
16:39Don't talk!
16:41Don't talk!
16:43Next, Gekidan Hitori.
16:45It's Hitori.
16:47Nice to meet you.
16:49I want to obtain cocaine.
16:55It's moving by itself!
17:01Sakuma moves!
17:07Sakuma's moving!
17:09Sakuma doesn't move.
17:11Sakuma moves on his own.
17:13Sakuma moves on his own.
17:15Sakuma moves on his own.
17:17Ito said something,
17:19and Takano said something
17:21to calm him down.
17:23I think that's a good combination.
17:25Let's move on to the quiz.
17:27Let's move on to the quiz.
17:29The quiz, finally.
17:31In 2017,
17:33Takano and Takano
17:35had a fight in the office,
17:37and they had to make up a name for each other.
17:39What was Takano's name?
17:41What was Takano's name?
17:43A name?
17:45A name?
17:47A name?
17:49A name?
17:51A name?
17:53A name?
17:55A name?
17:57A name?
17:59A name?
18:01A name?
18:03A name?
18:05What are you doing there?
18:07What are you doing there?
18:17Shabondawa.
18:19Shabondawa.
18:21Fluffy flying bloom!
18:23Like a leaf in the sky!
18:29French toast?
18:31French toast?
18:33Who are you? I can't see it. You must come on. It's okay. I'm gonna do what you got there, but I'll take a day. That's all
18:42I'm nice. Oh my nice. Oh my nice. We might not come up. Oh my god. I don't get to kill you
18:48You don't know
18:50What are you doing?
18:52I
18:58Don't have a piece of a bar
19:02Kishida, I don't gotta throw money. Hi Tara. He might only kill you on the case. I'm a hacker. Not that I'm gonna sign a knee
19:08But what am I sorry?
19:10Oh
19:17Oh, she could stuck it there. Oh, thank you. Oh, yes. You must a more each one. I can't get it
19:23I'm not a quiz. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Okay. Hi
19:27Oswald, oh god, I'm a talk. No present. I kind of present state. It's a game. So it's a kick up. What's on the show?
19:34I
20:05Don't
20:10Give me no me no, not me. They don't give me cookie. Kudasai
20:16Osuna musical
20:35There's no other way
20:41Got an ice in the body Maggie with a sense can you send me Julie?
20:48Saloni
20:51Original
20:59It'll
21:05So stay for the cook to Nia Nia stay kawaii, you know, they need more food. Okay. Good. Good. Oh, yes, Mina side
21:15Diva you next to the high cheese