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00:00KON'YA WA UREKKO TACHI NO MEICHIN BAMEN NO IKKYO KOUKAI
00:11MAZU WA CHIDORI DAIGO, NON STAR INOUE NO MAJIDAME DASHI TO WA?
00:17TOKUMEI NO HASU GA JITSUMEI DE HAPPYOU SARETE SHIMAU GEININ RIARU ANKETO CHOUSAR DE
00:24The last person who is hard to get involved with is...
00:26Nonstop Inoue!
00:34It's been a long time!
00:36It's been a long time!
00:38It's been 17 years and 8 years.
00:40Wait, listen to me. It's not like that.
00:42There's a reason.
00:44This is a little tough.
00:46Just now...
00:48He went to drink.
00:50That's why it's written there.
00:52The reason is...
00:54He's quick on the uptake.
00:56To be exact, he hasn't really...
00:58Updated yet.
01:06Inoue, it's not like that.
01:08Inoue, that's...
01:10Ishida probably has a good uptake.
01:12Of course, that's why he won the manzai.
01:14Manzai is wonderful.
01:16But really, if I dare to say this for you...
01:18That...
01:20I'm serious.
01:22I'm serious.
01:24If something stupid like this happens...
01:26Everyone will think,
01:28Ah, he's going to go for it.
01:30But if this expands a little more...
01:32It'll become a big balloon.
01:34If you pop it, it'll explode even more.
01:36It'll be a balloon in front of you,
01:38and you'll pop it first.
01:40I don't want that.
01:42I don't want that.
01:44Everyone is waiting for this.
01:46You're raising it, right?
01:48You don't need the real thing on TV.
01:50No, no.
01:52You don't need it.
01:54You don't need it.
01:56Of course, there are shows
01:58where Inoue is suitable for that.
02:00But don't come to me.
02:02But don't come to me.
02:06What do you mean, don't come to me?
02:08How is it?
02:10It looks like you're having a hard time.
02:12I feel like I'm going to cry.
02:14If you say that here...
02:16That's right.
02:18Of course, thank you.
02:20It's too early.
02:22It's too early.
02:24It's too early.
02:26If there are this many people,
02:28I don't think it'll be easy.
02:30Don't say it's old.
02:32Don't say it's old.
02:34Don't say it's old.
02:36It's too early.
02:38It's too early.
02:40It's too early.
02:42It's too early.
02:44You're trying to make people laugh.
02:46You're trying so hard.
02:48If Inoue and I were just half and half,
02:50I would probably keep the balloon inflated.
02:52I would probably keep the balloon inflated.
02:54I would probably keep the balloon inflated.
02:56I like the big explosion.
02:58I like the big explosion.
03:00Next, the English finalist,
03:02New York's Kuno Toa.
03:04It's his second time in New York since last year.
03:06It's his second time in New York since last year.
03:08I see.
03:10He's usually nice, but
03:12he looks so bad on TV.
03:14He looks so bad on TV.
03:16I don't know how to tease him.
03:18If you tease him,
03:20people will say bad things about him.
03:22They won't say anything.
03:24All I can think of is how to be a secular.
03:26All I can think of is how to be a secular.
03:28But you were the one who got the result in a sports contest.
03:30I just did it because I liked the secular.
03:32I just did it because I liked the secular.
03:34I just did it because I liked the secular.
03:36You just wanted to see it.
03:38You just wanted to see it.
03:40It's a bit far, but I think it's okay.
03:44I wonder how he's going to move.
03:47Here I go.
03:49He's going to go straight.
03:50I only knew how to go straight the other day.
03:52This is good.
03:54He knows more about the shoulder.
03:56Ah, good.
03:58I didn't say anything, did I?
04:00He's starting to move.
04:10He's starting to move.
04:12I wonder where he's going.
04:13I wonder where he's going.
04:15This is pretty good.
04:17This is pretty good.
04:19Is this the end?
04:21Was it fun?
04:23That was fast.
04:26I wanted him to do it until Teruya-san came out.
04:33That's impossible.
04:35What are you good at, Yashiki?
04:37I'm pretty good at kicking.
04:40I used to do karate.
04:42Can you show us?
04:45That's good.
04:48That's pretty good.
04:49He's moving.
04:50He's moving.
04:53Let's start the iPhone.
04:55Let's start the iPhone.
04:56That's good.
04:57He's going to go?
04:59He's going to go?
05:01That's bad.
05:02Is this for real?
05:03Are you going to chase me?
05:06I'm not going to chase you.
05:07I'm going to look for you.
05:09I'm going to look for you.
05:11Stop me.
05:13So you're going to do it right away?
05:14Yes.
05:17I'll kick you.
05:20What's wrong with you?
05:23We're not that good.
05:25We're just stylish.
05:28First,
05:30It's been a month.
05:32It's been a month.
05:34First, the champion.
05:35There are four teams other than Magical Lovely.
05:38Let's see the number of appearances of the national net and Tokyo Kikyo.
05:43He's here.
05:45He's here.
05:46He's here.
05:47He's here.
05:48He's here.
05:53He caught up.
05:54That's awesome.
05:57If the recuer runs away, you can't chase them, can you?
06:02You can't go chasing the mansion.
06:07Next is the relationships of the Beatles.
06:09Next is the relationships of the Beatles.
06:13His favorite entertainer is the main character, Kakuzuke, and he was chosen as the winner of the mansion he announced.
06:19He has a cool image.
06:22But he is also kind to the female staff, so I think it's a good gap.
06:27He doesn't have a very cool face, but he has a very popular image.
06:34I think all the women who worked with him like him.
06:40Even men get nervous sometimes.
06:43I'm often told that I'm unconscious, but I touch women's stuff.
06:48That's right.
06:50When Lily became a new female manager, she said,
06:54I'm looking forward to working with you from now on.
06:58I'm a female manager now, but when I saw Lily doing it, I tried it the next day.
07:05I was the only one who screamed.
07:09I don't know if the makeup artist wants to talk to his partner,
07:14but he used to put on makeup for 30 to 40 minutes.
07:21And the next night, when I came, he put on makeup in one go.
07:25What kind of face is that?
07:27I'm serious.
07:29He put on makeup in one go.
07:32No way.
07:34But there's a reason for that.
07:36He put on makeup in one go.
07:38Next is the big explosion of UNGIRLS Tanaka from 14 years ago.
07:44The first place is...
07:50Which one is the worst one?
07:55UNGIRLS TANAKA
07:59What?
08:01Are you serious?
08:03No way.
08:05I didn't do anything.
08:08You look like an Italian.
08:11I look like an Italian.
08:13I don't want to do it anymore.
08:15That's amazing.
08:16I'm going to raise my head.
08:20I have a bad personality.
08:23I'm going to be ugly.
08:28I don't even play with women.
08:38I'm so pitiful.
08:41Good luck, Tanaka.
08:43Why should I live?
08:50Can I stand the sentence written here?
08:55I don't want to do it anymore.
08:58That ugliness must come from the distortion of personality.
09:04Oh, no.
09:06You're getting more and more ugly.
09:11It's 7.50.
09:14Oh, no.
09:16I was told about my appearance.
09:18You were told.
09:20Can I have another one?
09:22You can have another one.
09:24I'm going to be persistent with women.
09:27If I'm hated by women, I'm going to make them hate me.
09:33I don't want to do it anymore.
09:37Do you want to accept all of them?
09:39Good luck.
09:43I'm going to put my ugliness on the shelf.
09:46I'm going to judge women by their appearance.
09:49Oh, no.
09:52Maybe.
09:54You don't have to judge by their appearance.
09:57Good luck.
10:00Last one.
10:02You're the softest one.
10:05Let's listen to it together.
10:09Let's listen to it together.
10:12As long as I watch TV, I don't feel good about it.
10:22I don't need the last one.
10:25I don't need the last one.
10:29I think he has a hidden image.
10:33Yamane has a bright image.
10:37Oh, I see.
10:39It's because of my job.
10:41It's because of TV.
10:43It's not the reality.
10:45Is it a plastic surgery?
10:47Is it a plastic surgery?
10:52No, it's because of my job.
10:55It's not what you think.
10:58So I want you to reconsider.
11:02Please.
11:04Oh, no.
11:07Next, he appears in a prank video.
11:13He walks slowly toward the camera.
11:22He falls into a pit of water.
11:255, 4, 3, 2, 1.
11:28He walks slowly toward the camera.
11:31He walks slowly toward the camera.
11:35He gets lost.
11:39He walks slowly toward the camera.
11:42He walks slowly toward the camera.
11:44He falls into a pit of water.
11:47He's in the water now.
11:48Why me?
11:51You have to keep acting.
11:53Why me?
11:56You have to keep acting.
11:58He falls into a pit of water.
12:00He falls into a pit of water.
12:03He falls into a pit of water.
12:05He falls into a pit of water.
12:07He falls into a pit of water.
12:10He raises his right hand high and walks beautifully.
12:17The person who came to Osada is...
12:22Robert Akiyama.
12:26You have to act as if you have a guest.
12:30Otherwise, you can't win.
12:33I've seen him on YouTube.
12:36He's not on YouTube.
12:38You have to act as if you're in the water.
12:44I can't.
12:46I can't act as if I'm in the water.
12:48It's scary if he suddenly gets angry.
12:52It's complicated.
12:54It's like a double prank.
12:57Everyone is confused after the prank.
13:02It's not a common thing to do after a prank.
13:05It's the first time.
13:09And there's a prank like this.
13:13Prank Taxi.
13:15The prank is to put the target on the taxi.
13:24The car is broken.
13:27Only half of the front part of the car is broken.
13:29It's a prank that's too much to ask.
13:33It's a prank that's too much to ask.
13:36It's a prank that's too much to ask.
13:38It's a prank that's too much to ask.
13:42Hiroaki doesn't react much.
13:45He doesn't react at all.
13:47He lost his smile on the night of the thunderstorm.
13:50He hasn't laughed since that day.
13:52He hasn't laughed since that day.
13:53There are two taxis after this.
13:55What will happen?
13:58Let's start.
14:00He's going to continue going?
14:11He's going to continue going?
14:16He can't stop.
14:18He's going to continue going?
14:20Why is he going to continue going?
14:22The next target is Yabuki.
14:26He's Mr. Genix.
14:29He's Mr. Genix.
14:30He's the president of the technology company.
14:36Yabuki doesn't react much.
14:41Let's start.
14:49He doesn't react at all.
14:51He's Mr. Genix.
15:01What is this?
15:03He's laughing.
15:04He's laughing.
15:07It's too much to ask.
15:10It's too much to ask.
15:15The next target is...
15:20He's Mr. Genix.
15:22He's Mr. Genix.
15:27The first place is Mr. Genix.
15:30Mr. Genix will receive a reward from the program.
15:36A reward from the program?
15:43What is this?
15:45You can enjoy a hot bath with Mr. Genix.
15:53You can enjoy a hot bath with Mr. Genix.
15:55Is that okay?
15:57Please get ready.
15:59Please get ready.
16:07Please stand by.
16:11You can enjoy a hot bath with Mr. Genix.
16:17Don't push me.
16:22Don't push me.
16:28What do you want to do?
16:32It's really hard to do.
16:35It's really hard to do.
16:40It's funny, isn't it?
16:41It's funny, isn't it?
16:46Don't push me.
16:49Don't push me.
16:52Don't push me.
16:54I won't push you.
16:56Don't push me.
16:58What are you doing?
17:02What are you doing?
17:06You remember, don't you?
17:07You remember, don't you?
17:08You remember, don't you?
17:09Don't push me.
17:14It's hot.
17:18It's hot, isn't it?
17:23It's hotter than I expected.
17:25It's hotter than I expected.
17:30I think it's easy to react.
17:32I think it's easy to react.
17:37You can do it.
17:41It's hot.
17:44It's hot.
17:45It's not a bath.
17:46It's a bath.
17:48It's not a bath.
17:51It's not a bath.
17:53It's really hot.
17:56Please cool it down.
17:59It won't fit.
18:00Please stop.
18:06Look at this!
18:08It's the water of my life!
18:10It's okay, right?
18:12Ah, it's a good house!
18:14Ah, it's a good house!
18:16Ah, it's a good house!
18:18Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
18:20Megwin, can you enter?
18:22No, no, it's definitely hot!
18:24It's definitely hot!
18:26How is it?
18:28It's perfect!
18:30It's perfect!
18:32It's the worst!
18:34It's the worst!
18:36It's the worst!
18:38It's perfect!
18:40It's the worst!
18:42Don't push me!
18:44It's the worst!
18:46Let's go home!
18:50Next,
18:52the embarrassing kiss episode
18:54revealed by Kamae's own quiz!
18:56revealed by Kamae's own quiz!
18:58The two of you will answer questions
19:00about the things you've heard
19:02from the people around you
19:04and the good points
19:06that they've given you.
19:08I'm a little concerned about
19:10being in the middle.
19:12Why?
19:14I know a lot of things about myself.
19:16You shouldn't say,
19:18I had a long deep kiss with a fan
19:20on the street.
19:22What is that?
19:24I had a deep kiss for 5 minutes
19:26and she said,
19:28I can go a little more.
19:30You're an extension!
19:32It's not a deep kiss!
19:34It's not a deep kiss!
19:36There's no deep kiss!
19:38Lili's back row is left.
19:40It's a quiz where
19:42the wife of the housekeeper
19:44guesses where her husband likes.
19:46Are you already thinking?
19:48No, I'm just thinking.
19:50What are you doing?
19:52It's about you.
19:54Before I go to bed,
19:56she tells me
19:58that she likes me every day.
20:00She does?
20:02It's about love.
20:04That's it?
20:06Well,
20:08sometimes she kisses me.
20:10Maybe she remembers that.
20:12She kisses me every day.
20:14She kisses you every day?
20:16Unfortunately!
20:18She kisses you.
20:20Before you go to bed?
20:22It's late for me to go home,
20:24so I say good night to her.
20:26I see.
20:28It's like a scene from a movie.
20:30It's like a scene from a movie!
20:32It's like a scene from a movie!
20:34What do you mean?
20:36It's like a scene from a movie.
20:38She says,
20:40go to bed.
20:42She's lying on the bed.
20:44Her head is this way.
20:46She goes to bed.
20:52Good night.
20:56Can you reenact it?
20:58It's like a scene from a movie!
21:00After kissing,
21:02she keeps lying on the bed.
21:04That's right.
21:06It's like a scene from a movie.
21:08She's more of a friend than a deep kisser.
21:10She's more of a friend than a deep kisser.
21:12But,
21:14you can't deny that she's a deep kisser.
21:16You can't deny that she's a deep kisser.
21:18Can I say something?
21:20Can I say something?
21:22What was that?
21:24What was that?
21:26What was that?
21:28I don't get it.
21:30It's tough.
21:32It's tough.
21:34What was that?
21:36You're going to be stiff.
21:38What was that?
21:40What was that?
21:42What was that?
21:44What was that?
21:46What was that?
21:48Oh
22:18So
22:48I thought she could look at it. I could stop she was so itadakimasu
22:52tissue
22:54Gaining ground
22:56Combinan the garage even that you it's a damn it is here
23:04Mr. Tootsie gaining to stick with your messenger TVC. Yo, what's up? You're good to do
23:10I
23:13Think about it. I don't think special. I'm a positive. I think you've got the shimmer. Yeah, that's cool. And I shimmer
23:21Get out