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00:00Congratulations, he got Juan Soto. We didn't want him. We wanted him out of out of the Bronx
00:07He was never really that good to begin with and it's cleared up a lot of cap space to have a great offseason, you know
00:17All right, it's the rundown Thursday December 12th as
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01:07Moving along to the set of topics here today number one this kind of was covered a little bit yesterday
01:11But it's official now bill Belichick the man that built a dynasty in New England and honestly
01:17Let's be honest built
01:18Barstool sports by doing nothing but winning and being allowing us to sell merch and all stuff officially accepts the
01:24North Carolina job the Tar Heels football dynasty has begun. Jerry Thornton is now
01:30Our resident Patriots and North Carolina reporter, I would imagine
01:35Robbie what are your thoughts on our football godfather heading to college here? I
01:41Loved like everyone else the UNC jerseys. They're just the some of the best jerseys in all of sports
01:47I was gonna say college football. I was gonna say football, but they're some of the best jerseys in all of sports
01:51That's really as far as my knowledge on the Tar Heels goes. I mean, I know Caleb, you know all that and stuff
01:58I see this and I think is Bill Belichick's girlfriend going to start getting jealous with him around a lot more women
02:06his
02:07Type, you know the her age his type. So I don't know I kind of want like
02:14Behind-the-scenes documentary
02:16Following him the whole way. I want to see Bill Belichick as a college coach
02:19It will be crazy kind of just like surreal to see after
02:23Growing up with him as the Patriots dynasty coach like it's hard to imagine him coaching in college, but I think it'll be cool actually
02:30large
02:32Um, I guess it makes sense now right because the way we pay players it's sort of like dealing with professionals
02:38I think it's why you know a guy like Saban left. I don't know if Saban was cut out for the NIL type
02:46Situation with you know what? I mean? Like there's a difference most college
02:50Got like when Saban for example went up and it was another failure with the Dolphins and came back to her as comfortable at college
02:56I don't think he has that safety net anymore because college is essentially pro football
02:59I I just think imagine if he took the the Michigan job
03:04Oh my god, I mean we'd be making a t-shirt every hour
03:11Unbelievable
03:13But yeah, so I I think this didn't make any sense
03:17Before they started paying players essentially and ruining the game of college football
03:21But I think now it makes a little bit more sense except I think it was chief who tweeted out this morning
03:27Belichick was like
03:2924 or 25
03:31Wins behind Don Shula for the most wins of all time for a professional coach
03:37You know
03:38Why not take if if you're gonna go back into coaching and it's kind of closer to being a pro coach
03:43Than college ever would have been before this
03:46Why not grab an NFL fucking job and just try to go what's you know?
03:50Maybe three or four seasons and now you're the greatest coach
03:53You're widely considered one of the greatest coaches or the greatest coach to ever live
03:57You take that Shula record and you're number one with a bullet. So
04:02North Carolina must have given him a fucking bag
04:05So good for that. I thought they didn't want him in the NFL
04:07I thought the Falcons like interviewed him a bunch and they were like, we don't want you kick him to the curb
04:13They thought he was an old man
04:14Yeah
04:14I think one of the things is is if individually some teams don't want him somebody would take fucking Bill Belichick
04:20Right at the end of the day the Jets and Bill Belichick
04:24Right, yeah, it's would take fucking Bill Belichick like something like that. So, um, oh my god
04:30I'm gonna see him going on the sidelines
04:31I'll probably be more apt to see him play now live than I would have, you know
04:36If he was coached somewhere else in the NFL, so, huh?
04:40I'm excited from the people at UNC must be going out of their fucking minds about the whole thing. So, uh, so it's good
04:47Did you see the North Carolina announcement video they had they took the old family guy episode where they're like, hey Bill Belichick
04:53We're North Carolina football and then it was it was all sunny. Yeah, so Belichick is
04:5926 games behind Shula for the all-time wins record and I was singing the same thing large
05:03I'm like, don't you want to kind of be you know, put your name number one in the record books
05:07The only thing is as of right now, so we still have obviously the rest of the season to go
05:12Andy Reid is 32 behind him and he has Patrick Mahomes
05:16Prime and it's like do you really wanna and Belichick's gonna be coming in has to start from scratch
05:21God knows what his quarterback situation will be like and all that other stuff to then have Andy Reid end up passing you
05:27Maybe I don't want to see no matter what but it's gonna be tough
05:30so and there's really no one else Tomlin Tomlin's next in terms of active coaches, and he's
05:36120 behind Belichick herself
05:37So he hasn't had like a quarterback in years, but it's like I do think that's part of it
05:42And the other part is I don't know much has been reported
05:44But I think they talked about it when everyone was like what the fuck is North Carolina even doing talking to Belichick
05:49I think he's basically like my son is going to be the coach in waiting
05:52So he's basically setting up his son to become the head coach down the road. I think he was the
05:58Defensive coordinator in Washington this year after doing all that stuff with the Patriots with the TV's. Yeah, so it's kind of like a family thing
06:04That's a good dad. That's good dad in large
06:05You if you could do that, like, you know, you end up at you know
06:09I know they wrote a hippie spell you say dead spin
06:11But you know down the road Mick could become the editor-in-chief or something. You'd suck it up for a few years
06:17You know, you've seen a lot of good dads lately Joe Biden's brings to mind, you know, let this kid off that you know
06:23We'll leave for him
06:25But Charlie Weiss did something similar. Remember when Weiss did that because his kid when he left Notre Dame
06:31Maybe Florida before the Kansas job. I think he had his son and it didn't wind up working out
06:37I don't think his son ever took over. I think maybe Lou did something with Skip Holtz
06:41So that it's been done before but I don't know if it's been done with somebody who's come directly from the pros into college
06:46So if he's doing it for his kid LeBron James is another guy that springs to mind. Yes, Ronnie, right?
06:51So, um, I don't know tiger wants to play till his kid plays somewhere around the tour
06:56So more and more of this just just great dads, you know, we should talk about this more if we got a parenting podcast
07:05You one or two other guys you just do it once a once a week we should put that in the fucking back burner though
07:12I
07:13See is already bright
07:14I think he's Lombardi Mike Lombardi his old like crony is gonna be like the GM there or whatever
07:19It could just become an Aaron Rodgers 2.0 situation where it's all his friends coming Matt Patricia's the offensive coordinator again. Yep
07:26Carolina's looking for a new coach after they fire the dad and the son to then move on to Dave has a job some somehow
07:33something
07:35That somehow this will all work with Portnoy becoming like rich and you know things going viral because of it
07:41Like I said, if he ended up in Michigan, that would be incredible the Chapel Bill shirts
07:44Which buy him right now at the Barstool Sports Store just an incredible name right off the front Chapel Hill Chapel Bill
07:50So it's gonna be interesting
07:52I I think everyone's lost a little bit of interest in college sports over the years because there's so much movement with the players
07:58The teams the conferences having Bill Belichick in any sport is just fucking good
08:03It sucks. He's probably won't do as much media or any media
08:06But I'm very happy to see him there and very happy to be selling merch with his face on it yet again
08:10I barstool sports
08:12Staying in the NFL. We got a press conference where to uh, I guess this is kind of awful off of the Joe Burrow
08:19having his house like
08:20Robbed and the SI swimsuit model who was there. That's a flex along with the Batmobile
08:26To a basically came out and said that he has armed guards at his house now in Miami
08:31Or has always had him or got him somewhat recently. So we got personal security to take care of all of that when we're on the road
08:39We got someone with my wife got, you know, someone also at the house
08:43Surveying the house. So just to let that be known they are armed. So I hope if you decide to go to my house
08:50You think twice?
08:54Large is the resident rich guy on the podcast
08:56What do you think of this move by to letting everyone not only having armed guards?
08:59But at least letting people know he has armed guards. Yeah, so when I first started getting armed guards, you know
09:04I have them all the last time I had when I did that
09:09That rough-and-rowdy that Gillian Wallow did remember that? Oh, yeah, and we over what's that? Was that Dover?
09:17It was just outside of Philly and they're doing it again in a couple weeks. Yeah another one coming up for it. Yeah
09:23yeah, um, and we I had like a real security guard standing behind me and
09:29It was cool
09:33The guy wasn't bigger than me or anything like that and obviously
09:36If a group of people wanted to overtake him to get to me for some reason, maybe I have a healthy kidney
09:42You know, they wouldn't have done much but just having it around makes sense
09:45But to your point, I think it's sort of you know
09:48The people who put the simply safe signs on their lawn and they never said yeah, we say if they just buy it
09:53You know say people who bought the vaccination cards and never got vaccinated
09:57Are they fucking playing chess is to a playing chess and he doesn't actually have this
10:01He's just seeing that everybody else is getting robbed blind if so, but I can can grab a kudos to Tua
10:08Right that he's putting that out there. So yeah, it's same thing like with me
10:12He's saying that I have an 8-inch cock may or may not be real, but no one's ever gonna know about it
10:17So good for him
10:19Bob what's your take? I thought it was funny seeing like the the difference between Joe Burroughs house in Ohio
10:26He's like I'll hire Sports Illustrated model to check it out. And then it's to his mansion in Miami
10:31He's like we got to go Scarface on this thing. We got higher armed guards
10:35I need assault rifles at the front door ARs on the balconies
10:40But yeah, it's it's kind of a no-brainer from what I know about to it
10:44Seems like you should maybe have armed guards with him at all times because you can't let that guy fall again
10:49No-brainer Bob. That's a little bit of a risky joke to be making about to it here. I don't I don't approve that
10:54That wasn't very you're saying to is a no-brainer. He has no brain anymore. I'm saying that's like that's what you said
10:59That's what I'm saying
11:00Yeah, that is the the word on the street about to it. Um, I can't blame to Miami
11:06I I think everyone in the panel has been to Miami at one point
11:09It's like a cool city, but you can also get to the underbelly pretty quickly and you're just like, holy shit City
11:15That's what I thought the first time I went to Miami for barstool. I was like, oh my god
11:19I've never been here
11:19But it feels like I've been here cuz I've played Grand Theft Auto
11:22The first city to have two Grand Theft Auto games made about it, right?
11:25Actually, New York might have had it twice but still no matter what Miami definitely could be a sketchy play
11:29Yeah, and then you just look at the fans. I mean you got your Nicky smokes is and Frank tanks, right?
11:33Those are the two
11:36Armed guards at the very least should be you know with fucking bazookas in their hands
11:40So good on to like you said whether or not he has them if he has the sticker in his front yard saying armed guards
11:45Or something else beware a dog that as well, even if you don't have a dog, so yeah
11:49So it does have a brain regardless of what Robbie Fox it Robbie you pride some
11:53Your life to your you're rubbing elbows with Dana. Why Conor McGregor?
11:56I'm sure you've had a few guys that might have been holding you didn't even know though. I
12:01Have I have sat next to armed guards at fights for sure. Yes
12:08You think Dave needs more protection and our security guards here at Barstool sports
12:14Collectively and individually are some of the greatest people in the world that
12:19Every one of them you want to have dinner with right? They're awesome Pat Mike every one of them
12:23I'm just wondering where his celebrity is like I'm trying not to touch anything on his desk. I'm in Dave's office right now
12:30I'm sure I'm on camera somewhere. Otherwise, I'd be tempted to steal this Ric Flair card
12:38But I'm wondering when does does Dave get to that point now where yeah
12:42We have a certain. I mean he's going to Ohio this weekend. They're bringing the college football show to Ohio
12:47He's gonna rub their face in it
12:48Yeah, be coming out like 50 cent with a bulletproof vest right or one of those guys who trains dogs like, you know
12:54They have to be yeah. Yeah with the whole Kevlar. Yeah, he almost looks like Jeremy Renner in the Hurt Locker
13:00Exactly. Yeah, I think he needs to bump it up a little bit. That's actually a great point
13:06And I mean him to him being like I'm going to Columbus to rub your face in it after this loss
13:11That's crazy. That's why like that. There will be people that say Dave Portnoy lost his fastball
13:17Dave Portnoy who loses his fastball isn't doing shit like that. I got to be honest. I'm not trying to blaze the guy
13:23That's a ballsy move
13:24That's like Biggie going to LA during the heat area post Tupac death, you know
13:29Why are you going that biggie? You don't have to be going out later prove anything to anybody
13:33I'm actually a little I mean just watch the news being rich doesn't mean anything people can't be got no matter what Gary
13:39Yes the security on Dave just in case he's our three meal tickets right now of the people on this on this show
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14:00I went the week after the Daytona 500 last year went to the track and it is so
14:05Inspiring my son brings it up like every few weeks like what are we gonna go back to that racetrack like what?
14:09Oh, you talking about we went to Daytona like two years ago. He's like, yeah
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14:48Tour of the raceway the speedway, excuse me. I would suggest it heavily
14:52That's what we did and large give me your two cents on Daytona before we move on here
14:57So a lot of people pick their favorite tracks or their favorite experience my favorite experience every year at NASCAR is Daytona
15:03Talladega is great. Talladega is as southern as I've ever felt and you know
15:07Sometimes I like oh like a nice hot shower with some good water pressure. You don't get that in Talladega
15:11So Daytona is a little bit more corporate a little bit more me. I take the family every year
15:16So even when we go down with other people like bridge fin any I think mix been there once those guys have been there twice
15:21It's a great race. Like you said super speedway racing two and a half miles
15:26So you're gonna see real high speeds and you're always gonna see crashes
15:29So which you know for the people who don't understand, you know racing or don't appreciate like a very clean race
15:35There's a little bit of everything so and anybody can win
15:38It's one of those ones where it's a great race to bet on because everyone can win. It's a great waste race to watch
15:45It's beautiful. I mean Daytona at that time of year is absolutely beautiful and it's also extremely scummy, right?
15:51You can go into Daytona Beach and you can get into some trouble
15:55So it's a little bit for everybody. Like I said, I bring my family down there
15:59I also bring plenty balls down there
16:05There so I yeah
16:07I highly recommend as a gateway race to to at least start out with Daytona and also maybe even put it on
16:12Dave puts Talladega on the bucket list for him just because Talladega is also a super speedway and it's also very special to watch
16:19But Daytona for me is number one with a bullet and we'll be there spider and I'll be there with the whole rubbing his race
16:24And crew I think we're bringing some gamblers, too
16:26I don't even know who it is just yet
16:28But uh, so that's it
16:30We'll be at Bowman gray the week two weeks before Daytona and then Atlanta the week after we're really front-ending this season
16:37I think we're going to like ten races
16:39But to do that try to get pit passes like Clements said because place is dripping with history
16:44We've gone fishing on the lake inside of Daytona because the infield is so fucking massive
16:50And yeah, it's it's it's very very
16:53Impressive to be there on the on the fence as they go by going 200 miles an hour
16:56You know a couple inches off a wall, you know
17:00It's one of those sports that when you see it live it changes your entire thought process on everything
17:05Just seeing how fast these cars go and they're all right next to each other. So the big man
17:10Speaks it there two months away. So Daytona 500 calm to get your tickets now
17:15I know Daytona it's the opening race of the season usually but there's a call the first points race of the season
17:22The Bowman gray one is more like at the clash they used to do in LA and whatnot
17:25so it's crazy that that season starts with the biggest race of the year the championship race in Phoenix and
17:31And NASCAR is ten months long doesn't end till November and that champion shaping
17:37Championship race in Phoenix doesn't have the the allure to it that that Daytona is so even when you retire
17:43They're like how many championships do you have how many Daytona 500 wins? Do you have you know NASCAR is just different
17:50Some people would say Daytona is the World Series of racing and that brings us to our next topic here
17:55Major League Baseball is auctioning off the ball that Aaron judge dropped in the fifth inning of game five of the World Series
18:02Along with the infamous ball of Derek Cole pointing at first base that never ended up in his glove because he just stopped running for
18:08Some reason at that point Bob is the resident Yankee fan of the podcast
18:12What is your thoughts because you watched all that go down live and in living color with I believe Mike Francis
18:17For that one right with Francesca, yeah, and and it was an honor to watch a game with Francesca
18:24Obviously for like the historical significance of the the meltdown
18:28It's like crazy to watch with him if the Yankees are the evil Empire that they've always been
18:36They would have someone on the back end use the Steinbrenner credit card
18:41Buy these balls and burn them get them out of existence
18:44They're cursed these balls are they have an evil inside of them. There's not a cool work inside of them
18:51There's an evil and I want that evil gone. I want it gone from the world
18:56Congratulations, so you got Juan Soto. We didn't want him. We wanted him out of out of the Bronx
19:03He was never really that good to begin with and it's cleared up a lot of cap space to have a great offseason
19:09You know, yeah. Yeah. No, it's that's that's good for you guys
19:12I've never thought I'd see the day that me the Mets up in the Yankees for a superstar that was on the team
19:18They want it turns out they didn't want him Juan Soto actually bad. That's what I've been reading from a lot of you
19:22Not outbid. No, actually
19:25I mean, let me clear that up right now. The Yankees were not outbid for Juan Soto
19:31Man large by the way, Robby knowing that cork is inside of baseball something
19:35I did not know was a fact like that. He knew that brother
19:39I
19:40Used to spend days and nights in the outfield brother. That's where fly balls go to die. That's what they would say about me
19:48Kevin says he's gonna bid on it
19:50Yeah
19:50That's so Kevin's ruined a lot of things to Steve Cohen about like it's your legacy to buy the Mets that it was late your
19:56Legacy to get Juan Soto Kevin your legacy now rides on
20:00I'll the judge ball is already I think at like a hundred and fifty thousand the the Garrett Cole balls at like
20:076,000 that's doable. That's doable for Kevin with his, you know
20:12Barstool money
20:13Dollars, right? I mean he told us live and the reason I'm familiar with this
20:18He broke that number on barstool finance that one time. Yeah, you sure I'm allowed put this out
20:23It was like yeah
20:24and then you fast forward to a couple weeks ago and I pull Kevin's name out of a hat as a secret Santa and I'm
20:30Like, what do I and then I see this thing go up for sale and I was like, that's not one of the things
20:35You know what I mean, but he'd get that fucking prick
20:38Robbie it said I'm one of these your guys to buy for
20:41Where do you put KFC in the list of guys if you were to get a secret Santa at Barstool? I?
20:47Actually think he's fairly easy
20:49Personally because he's got the money but I he's not the kind of guy who doesn't appreciate
20:56Small stupid shit as well. Like I feel like if you get him something
21:00Just nostalgic enough to hit that bone for him he's in
21:05Or you get him something horny, you know
21:11Porno mag and he's happy
21:12They didn't Glenny get us his pocket pussy like our first secret Santa that we had a way back in the day
21:17It was a white elephant or something. So yeah, I think it was something like that
21:21I mean Kevin like Glenny horny gifts. I think are on a whole new level, right? I think Lenny is definitely
21:27The king here at Barstool the porn guy I I think more
21:31Sports memorabilia that is marketed towards the haters of a franchise should be sold
21:36Like I'm shocked that they even are selling this, you know
21:39Because this is but the thing is the Yankees are the number one fan base in baseball in terms of just people, right?
21:45It's just a fact. However, Yankee haters
21:49Probably Trump them if you're just going on, you know
21:52Hating because it's literally the other 2019 take the Yankees to some extent Red Sox one I'd say Mets fans to
21:59Everyone everyone like yours rdt wrote this blog. He's an Orioles fan
22:03I'm sure he would love to get it if he had the money
22:06So this balls might go for it a shit ton of money
22:08He only trumped by like a big home run ball by like Ohtani or something like that or the Freddie Freeman ball
22:14Which Kevin said he wanted to buy as well in the game one Grand Slam
22:17So Kevin sooner or later these balls keep coming out. You have to buy one of them
22:21And you just let him know but you're right Rob if the Yankee Steinbrenner would not let this ball get in the hands of a hater
22:27He would have fucking had it burned buried a thousand feet to the earth's core essentially
22:32So it'll be put in the Meadowlands of Jimmy Hoffa
22:37Large this was the this was a new one here that I told Robbie right before we went live
22:42We have the surprise topic of the day. I wanted to spring this one you large
22:45Give me your thoughts on Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco getting engaged last night. Oh Selena Gomez is
22:51Only murders in the building or something like that. Is that her? Yes. Good show actually
22:57Steve Martin Martin short. Yeah, she also has for some reason this woman. I think she has like a series on
23:05The Food Network too. She's been doing a lot of cooking show. Yes. She's like a billionaire if she's not she's close
23:11She's got a bunch of endeavors. Yeah
23:14Now ask me yeah Blanco is
23:18Benny Blanco
23:21Take a guess no it was a character from not scarf. Yes Scarface
23:27Wasn't it like bunny Blanco from the Bronx right or something like that? I think you're right
23:31I think that's where he gets his name. Is that it? Yeah, so Benny Blanco is
23:37The real Arlitos way Arlitos way Arlitos way. Yeah
23:42It's bad bunnies real name is actually Benny
23:45I don't know. He's a music producer. Oh, is he he's a producer. He's got an interesting look as well
23:52Weird-looking guy. Yeah, he's in a couple episodes of Dave the little dicky show. That's how I know him
23:58That's the only reason I know him and then I looked at his Wikipedia. I'm like, oh and he makes nothing but bangers
24:02He's an incredible fucking
24:05He's probably one of the top producers in the world at this point who's the dude that was in bullet train
24:10Remember with Brad Pitt, oh, that was bad bunny. That was bad bunny
24:13Okay, I give any point go because they're both alliterative be names bad bunny. Yeah. Yeah, so bugs
24:19I guess Stan Lee superhero name. Yeah, so so I don't know but I I wish those kids the best not to be confused with
24:26bad, baby
24:27bad, baby
24:30But yeah, so I don't have much else to say congratulations have they been dating very long
24:34Okay, they've been dating for I want to say about a year I would guess and they seem like they're you know
24:40Happy and love. I'm happy for him. How long were you dating your wife Clem before you pop the question?
24:46So I was dating her for
24:49Four and a half years, but those were fresh out of college. So we were poor
24:52I couldn't afford to you know a ring let alone a wedding
24:55So I was dating her for four and a half years, but those were fresh out of college
25:00So we were poor I couldn't afford to you know, a ring let alone a wedding
25:04It was like four and a half years. I knew she was the one pretty instantly though
25:08It was just a matter of she was gonna dump me in the meantime until I could get that ring on her fingers
25:12So the fact that made it that far Benny, but sounds sincere Kelly Keys called him one of the good guys
25:16So sounds like he's a nice guy. Shout out to nice guys
25:19He's funny as hell and Dave. He's fucking weirdo. I don't know
25:23I imagine everyone who's like in that world is probably weird in some sense if you're in LA that long
25:27I also have to shout out large
25:29I didn't think I didn't know if he would get the Selena Gomez because he does have a daughter who probably listens to Selena Gomez
25:36I don't Selena Gomez even makes music anymore
25:38Actually, does she make music Robbie's the guy who we're going to for all this? I would say I don't think she really does anymore
25:44I think she recently put out like a couple songs, but I think she's like I'm pretty much done after like this album cycle or whatever
25:54They love everything else she does like she's pretty beloved outside of her music I would say
25:59have
26:01Lose you to love me
26:05You have Selena Gomez songs, yeah
26:08Well, you know, so my iTunes I share with the kids. So my I yeah, iTunes count has got everything in it
26:15Oh a come and get it. Is that if you want to come and get it? No, no, no, no, is that that?
26:19Oh, yeah, it is. I think it is right? Look at that. That's a banger. That's a guy's head. That's a bop
26:26Yeah
26:27Robbie how long before you would ask your bride to be to marry you? How long we dating? I
26:33Want to say it was like just over four years like two weeks after the four-year anniversary
26:38I think this is only a year guys. I
26:40Asked any after ten months, right twenty some odd years ago, but still you know, we were special
26:47I think we're more special than Selena Gomez and
26:51Definitely well, how how long after you guys were dating did Annie say she's paying off your student loans
26:57Probably nine and a half months and
27:10It wasn't the man that she was married it sounds like at that point that's what you always told everyone on the
27:14Either yeah again a parenting podcast. We can talk about how we met our wives this has legs here large
27:20I think it does. Yeah. Is there anybody on this in?
27:24Barstool might be having a couple of kids who's got a tremendous amount of personality. We could have him anyone know about that, right?
27:36They're not talking about me if you're unfamiliar with Rowan that seemed like they might have been talking about me
27:40I'm not having kids. I'll fucking
27:42Pat Bev's reaction when road
27:45That was so yeah
27:47Yeah, we have our reaction in the latest pop punk vlog actually Frankie and Rowan told us in the same night an hour or apart
27:54And like we had a camera set up in the corner of the room not expecting anything
27:58We were just filming our practice and it's a really sweet moment. That's awesome
28:02I found out I don't know when that was but I found out when I went to your guys show room told me in the
28:07Green room or whatever and my reaction was there is nobody on this planet who deserved to have twins more than you Adam for home
28:13Lokia bar school
28:14All the joy that comes with having twin children
28:17So chat out to the Roan's shout out to the Borrelli's and everyone involved. They're joining the club large
28:22Well, you can know who's in the club with the bags under their eyes. That's why I wear my glasses to hide them
28:27we said we had had this one on to the rundown just because
28:30Largie's has boots on the ground here. So this we've had these drones flying over, New Jersey for like
28:36I don't know how long it's been days weeks months. The latest thing is Congress thinks that there is
28:42Your Iranian mothership parked off the Atlantic coast that is kind of where all these drones are coming from there and large again boots on
28:49The ground you said you spotted one of these bad boys. I think yeah, so when I go out at night to walk the dogs
28:55I'm the last one I do the final walk. So it's usually around midnight ish or so between 11 and midnight and
29:02You know when you fill up the bag of shit, like I always clean up after my dogs
29:05But then I always go to throw it places where I shouldn't throw it maybe down a sewer
29:09That's terrible people's car. If somebody has a dumpster on my fucking block those poor bastards, right?
29:14I fucking so I'm always looking around to see if I'm being caught on a doorbell cam or anything like that
29:18Yeah, because everyone's got the doorbell cams
29:22And I'd seen the drone the other night. It was a nighttime thing. I don't know
29:25I don't know anything like that. So now I you know, I'm ahead on a swivel big small
29:31It was about the size of a Buick. I'm just kidding. I have no fucking idea how big it was, right?
29:36So it was like that for light with a single light in between it if I had to guess where I was
29:41It was definitely bigger than a shoebox
29:43But wasn't as big as these some of this saying that they're as big as both did it seem close?
29:47Did it seem like a plane far away? I would know it wasn't 30,000 feet
29:51Like I would say that it was above where a kid's DJ
29:55IX drone could go to like it was pretty okay
29:58You weren't able to see it, but it was definitely you're like that's not a low-hanging aircraft, right?
30:04Because it was going past me, but like when I was breakneck speeds and not at the correct thing
30:10But yes, so it's and a bunch of people on our block had because that rips through
30:16The Ridgewood mom and dad's Facebook page. Yeah
30:20Yeah, like I don't you know, my son, but
30:24You don't know what the fuck these people are saying. I piss in my backyard every now and again
30:29So now I look up to make sure that my dick's not on camera that eight-inch cock
30:32I was telling you guys
30:35Imagine the drone the latest from the Pentagon. I think is also that it's not Iran Pentagon was like no, there's no mothership
30:43well, China was the weather balloon right wasn't that the other balloon came through and I have the I
30:50Have the remedy for this. It's fucking Sidney Wells
30:54You bet. Yes Wells. Yeah with a high-powered not even a high-powered one of those choppers
31:00Duck hunting spider, and I did duck hunting in st. Louis outside of st. Louis with her last week, man
31:08That's emasculating that is fucking and all the guys who were there with us who are real hunters
31:13They were all like listen, we're going out for ducks
31:16but if we're going out for the deer and there were ten of us nine of us would have shotguns and
31:21Rifles and one of us would have a bow and arrow like Sidney only I'm assuming she pulls it out of a quiver like Legolas
31:28Yeah single shot through the heart she's holy fuck she's I mean other people like oh, yeah, I'm a badass boss, bitch
31:36okay, so I can cut out and eat the heart of a
31:41This girl's the shit so I I say put her in charge and she'll start taking these things down by the dozen
31:46No, I just love the thought of some foreign country spying on us with drones
31:52And they're just looking at largest dick and him, you know throwing his dog shit
31:57He's being judged halfway around the world for what he's doing they're like must observe this man in Richwood
32:04Or Clem didn't return his shopping cart at Costco, you know
32:09It's funny you say that I I went a long distance to return my shopping cart in the cold weather the other day
32:15And I was like, I almost want to shout myself out for how long shot the the shot the Costco shopping
32:20The parking lots are notoriously humongous and jammed
32:22They do not have nearly enough returns for their carts and I go I am doing this
32:27Partially because I didn't want some you never know if there's a schooly around and goes by the way
32:31I just saw he just put his thing on the curb there. So it was a thought that went through my head canceled
32:35Yeah, I don't want to get canceled for my shopping cart etiquette at Costco or anywhere for that matter
32:40So the drones could be watching the the Costco shit has invaded my social media. I know I still I've never been
32:48I told you I was at that place BJ's which is one of its smaller competitors BJ's is not as big as Costco from
32:54what I understand
32:55never been to Costco and
32:57Clem's always promised to take me there another broken promise by Clem and
33:01It's all over my thing and I cuz I stay on it and the place looks
33:07Fantastic, and I'm never gonna go. It's awesome
33:11Fucking great. It's the best every pair of glasses. I've ever gotten my life Costco
33:16Really the booze is great the meat supposed to be great and then obviously
33:22Graceful chicken bakes and whatnot, but I want it all so I mean just double chocolate cookie
33:26Yeah, that's the craziest thing is that we used to talk about this on, you know
33:30I hypothetical parenting podcast that might have been killed and that was the thing
33:34It was like we're gonna get him there one day and then once that disappeared we just stopped talking
33:38We don't it's the first time I've seen large in two or three years at this point is this this episode, right?
33:43I
33:45Clem Robbie and I are doing this I found out last night. I assumed you coming in to HQ
33:51So I went out last night to get a viennetta for you and I and Robbie to enjoy and Clem was like, holy shit
33:57Did you get one? I was like, I couldn't find it
33:59We come in today and in one of the most predictable things ever Robbie goes
34:02What's a viennetta and that's it's so sad that the viennetta is the great poupon of ice cream cakes
34:08They used to sell them it looked like ribbons of ice cream on top of each other with you know
34:13Like the sponge down the middle perhaps there was a hazelnut involved and if you had a viennetta as a kid
34:20You were rich and if you had an Entenmann's you weren't and we were an Entenmann's family
34:26But every now and again we fucking throw viennetta in the mix and that was that was good
34:30If dad worked over I was gonna guess it was either like I thought it was a meat
34:34You're gonna be cutting us like slices of pepperoni or something or I was gonna guess it was like a flaky baked good. Yeah
34:40Yeah, that's good. Yes. It's the hot it's the
34:43It's the greatest ice cream cake ever made. Oh, and by the way, we changed around the watermelon
34:48Do you ever used to do that the watermelon from friendlies big time? Yeah now it's frosted with like a fondant. It's awful
34:56Like almost like a hard green shell to it
35:00And and maybe it's just that's how it is offseason because I bought one instead of the viennetta it was fucking awful
35:06I had it last night. I thought they killed it
35:08So I'm happy that brought it back, but apparently not the case
35:11This is what happens when they bring back the classics
35:13They try to change it and they ruin everything
35:14So r.i.p to the real watermelon r.i.p to the viennetta and r.i.p to the Choco Taco
35:19Like I don't want to see the Choco Taco. Yeah, if they're gonna fuck it up
35:22I want to remember it for what it was not a zombie version of it brought back to life. We're talking culinary
35:28So we'll finish up with this one here this story from a couple days ago
35:31My guy Bob blogged in as he's showing right now Jeremy Allen aka the bear from the bear
35:36Jeremy Allen white will play Jabba the Hutt son rata the hut in the Mandalorian and Grogu movie coming out next year
35:44Yes next year
35:462020 actually no might be 2026
35:50So we're getting nerdy here on the run down here. We're bringing the run down down to the base
35:54we're gonna talk some nerd stuff right now, so
35:56A
35:57Large I heard you were excited large is a low-key nerd
35:59No one knows about him because he's too busy flossing his money and it's financial tips and stuff around here
36:04But a large is a low-key nerd. Are you excited about this large? Yeah, I mean, I guess so
36:08I just started skeleton crew. I've only done the first two, but I find it. I think that the
36:14Comparisons to a Star Wars version of Goonies is probably pretty spot-on. I'm enjoying it
36:20Some I think I'm gonna finish that one out
36:22I don't think I don't know where Jeremy Allen white adds any kind of
36:28Value to this right because Rada looks like Jabba. It's not like his son looks like a ripped tiny chef
36:36You know, I mean like you look so we're basically doing it for the voice and I don't see Jeremy Allen white
36:42Doing the same thing that you know
36:44Benjamin Cumberbatch playing Smaug that made sense right like because he sounds like a fucking dragon in Middle-earth
36:51I
36:52Can't think of anything Oh Joker when it was Mark Hamill does the Joker's voice, right? Yeah the best and he's got that great thing
37:00He's not the best Joker voice, but he's got that great cadence
37:02I don't know what Jeremy Allen white brings to the table. So I'm kind of nonplussed by this
37:06I'm not really looking forward to it. He was awesome in the wrestler. I do enjoy the bear enjoyed all three seasons
37:14But I don't know this this doesn't get me for any reason. Are you guys excited about it?
37:21I don't know how to feel about it because Rod of the Hut has really only appeared in the Clone Wars movie
37:27Which was like a 2008 thing to kick off the cartoon
37:29It's not a very good movie, but oddly enough the storyline of the movie mirrors the storyline of the Mandalorian
37:37It's Anakin and Ahsoka go and find that Jabba the Hutt's baby son
37:41Who literally looks like a baby Jabba has been kidnapped by the separatists. It's all a
37:47Ruse to try to get the Hutt clan against it's like a big convoluted Clone Wars thing
37:52But essentially it's Anakin has to go bring this baby to safety bring him back to his family
37:58So in a weird way Radha is the original baby
38:00Oh
38:01and I'm like
38:01I wonder if they're bringing him into the movie almost to like
38:04Pay tribute to him in a weird way like that because it is Dave Filoni the same guy created the movie in this movie
38:10But I look at it like this is
38:13Jeremy Alan White as a Hutt strange of course it's the most bizarre story
38:18I've read all year
38:19And I had to check to make sure it wasn't like a fake tweet when it came out the other night
38:23Jeremy Alan White as a scumbag gangster
38:26All right
38:27I could kind of see that and at the end of the day the Hutts are just scumbag gangsters
38:31And there's been weird animated castings before that I've rolled my eyes at and scoffed at Vin Diesel's gonna be playing a tree
38:38Bradley Cooper is gonna be playing a raccoon
38:40And it's like I kind of felt the way large felt where it's like what do they add to this?
38:44But then it's like I can't imagine Rocket Raccoon with a different voice Vin Diesel is group whatever that is
38:50What it is he says one word every every movie
38:54But yeah, there is part of me. That's excited for this. It's Favreau. It's Filoni
38:58It's the first Star Wars movie in theater since episode 9. They know they need to nail this one, so yeah fuck it
39:04Let's let's get nuts Radha will he be recognizable like that baka Joel like you know
39:09I almost think he like won't be like I almost think he won't hear is like I almost think it'll be like Bradley Cooper and
39:16Rocket Raccoon when you listen to Rocket Raccoon. I never hear Bradley Cooper
39:20right I
39:22Guess I can see that too or Matthew McConaughey and like that sing where he's the little koala. I never saw that actually
39:28Oh really good movie Bob. It's not a bad. It's not a bad one
39:32Yeah, but yeah, so it's but that's animated. You know what I mean. It's almost yeah get away with it a little bit more
39:38I just I don't I
39:40Don't know what a draw that is, but we're talking about it, and I'm curious on how it is
39:45So maybe that's the whole idea. You know you there were rumors by the way. You said he's not gonna look buff
39:49There were rumors. He's gonna look buff, but I don't know what that means for a huh, okay?
39:54Look like I don't know what that means for a hot
39:57I
39:59Think it's almost a win for Jeremy Allen white and his agent
40:03It's like when you hit the level of we're gonna
40:04Just give you a role in Star Wars that you're not even gonna be seen on screen
40:08You're just gonna catch a big fat check. That's almost a role that you've like made it made it right
40:13You're now at the Bradley Cooper Vin Diesel level, and I guess he's kind of elbow see what's the he's doing Springsteen, right?
40:20Is that yeah Springsteen? I think that if that hits then we're on a whole other spot
40:26I mean cousin is crushing right now. He's part of the Fantastic Four he was in and or he's in a bunch of stuff
40:31And I feel like Jeremy Allen white is
40:33Potentially, but I mean they had a fucking you see they had a look-alike contest in Chicago
40:37Yeah, and the dude who looked like him was pretty fucking spot-on so good factor having look-alike contest so good for him good for his
40:43Agent we got the after show I guess we could talk a little surviving barstool spoilers spoilers spoilers
40:49This is me. You know talking Wednesday December 11th episode
40:55They got my boy, Minzy. They got me
40:58Sweet
41:00He's gone
41:02My thoughts on this was I feel like the strategy. I feel like leaving mince
41:06Getting rid of mince was the easy move probably not the smart move
41:10I think that team could have probably gotten someone else off and kept him around
41:15But I think it's just was an easy one
41:17I can't blame him because Bob knows no offense Bob like either
41:21Get someone or get caught yourself right exactly
41:24I wish I lasted as long as mince did in the competition because at this point everyone
41:29Eliminated now will join the jury and they all join this like final house
41:34And that's just the idea of it seemed fun to me
41:36You know I love the sleepover vibe
41:37But the footage of mince being the first one to arrive and being the only one in there was so funny
41:43He's just looking around this Airbnb. It's nice Airbnb, but there's like random. You know statues and sculptures on the wall
41:48There's like a golden deer head wearing glasses. He's like. Oh look at that deer
41:52It's wearing glasses never seen something like that before
41:55It's just like his observations the thing that run through his head. It's very funny, but yeah, it was a good episode last night
42:03Good challenge they brought back a challenge from last year
42:07It's called Whitney was throwing these balls at 10,000 miles an hour
42:13Good drama last night Megan making money realizing her team was in the men's room
42:18So she bursts into the boys room
42:20demanding answers
42:22I'm excited for tonight. I'm excited every single night
42:25We have a surviving barstool and when it's Friday when it's Saturday when it's Sunday when it's Monday. I'm actually craving it
42:31I'm fiending for it a little bit. I just want it to come back, so I'm excited even knowing what happens even like
42:38Not knowing what happens. I can't imagine how excited you would be yeah. I'm stoked. I'm loving it
42:44It's a nightly thing wife, and I put the kids down and you know get our hour of surviving barstool in
42:50You mentioned it with mincy so yeah large mincy's in this house
42:54Until the final jury or whatever and everyone's gonna get added to that house as they get eliminated
42:59They go to the house they could watch the eliminations on like closed caption TV
43:03Or was a closed circuit TV
43:04And then they go back in so right now if you get eliminated from surviving barstool
43:09You then go to a house where you're trapped in there can't leave with fancy
43:12And I think I think a mincey house is almost gonna become a spin-off and we're gonna
43:18Surviving barstool will be the thing that starts to bend mince show or whatever the yeah
43:22It's gonna be called and that's honestly like they just showed 10 seconds of him going on. There's a deer with their glass
43:28Sign me up very funny
43:30I'm fucking in
43:32Mincy somehow redeems himself this was shot months ago
43:36And it somehow got him I feel like out of the hot water of missing like his 10th
43:40Gambling stream so shout out to mincy for being the man with 10 lives
43:43Why large you spent time with mincy where it's just you and him you drove up to that barbecue place that man could talk about
43:48Himself for hours on hours. What is he gonna do when he's in a house by himself and
43:52Then we just one other person. I'm intrigued. I can't wait to see yeah, I think I do
43:57Yeah, I think that mincy is is fascinating, but and Ben's a friend of mine like I've traveled
44:02I've done the hogs fest with him twice the hogs fest thing of the barbecue stuff
44:05We were a team Porkanoi one year and I like Ben I speak to him quite often
44:12How great would have been like so we already know who won. I'm not gonna tell everyone right here who won
44:19I'll just give me the final two right now. No, but like let's say it was mincy
44:24So what had happened since this thing was filmed and Ben get himself in hot water
44:29How fucking furious would people have been if he would have been the guy that won the 250 grand
44:36War would people know that other people would be furious about it. So if there's like some sort of voting component
44:44I'm not sure exactly how the votes get tallied and you know what I mean?
44:46Like then people kind of push him through or to your point
44:50I have a lot of oars here a lot of permutations economy going on. I guess I watching this fucking thing
44:55Like if it was one of those things where they kept him around
45:00Because they knew he'd be eased like I watch Ink Master all the time that stupid tattoo show and sometimes they keep around the weakest
45:06Tattoo artists because you know, they're not gonna be able to do anything once it gets to watercolors week
45:11Like, you know what? I mean? Like it'll just work itself out
45:13So mincy had the opportunity to maybe hang around towards the end to that would have been also very fucking intriguing
45:20You know as Kaiser mincy Kaiser mincy just see that like yeah, just starts walking normal
45:25He's right now. He's the John Travolta meme, you know in the empty, you know
45:29Yeah
45:31With bad bunny playing in the background. Yeah
45:34So yeah, congratulations to bet I guess that guy he wins when he loses
45:39That's a guy who's course he's the definition of a falling upwards and and and I love that son of a bitch
45:46So, uh, so who's the front-runner now who does everyone kind of after watching a couple episodes who looks like the strong
45:52I can't say I
45:54Don't I don't know who wins and I honestly don't know if there is like front runners
45:58There's obviously pockets of people who have alliances, but this is the thing
46:02the knives are coming out now because all I said a lot to the like the the nice people who
46:07Didn't want to vote other people in or play the game our boy Bob, right?
46:11One of the nicer people here at Barstool gone
46:13So it's like and then mincey I think was almost like the last one where it's like, all right
46:17We've taken care of him and now we have people that don't mind getting their hands dirty
46:20And that's when the game gets a lot of fun and that's when it's gonna get you know
46:25Personal people stop being polite and start getting real right large. That's a little world
46:29So I I feel like that'll come sooner or later again. I have no clue what happens
46:34I'd like to go in these things spoiler free so I can just watch it and experience it like everyone else out there watching
46:39and in the stooly land so
46:41But again, I do think there's there's something there with that mincey show
46:45I'm sure there's a whole lot of footage of him just walking around that house
46:47But with himself and then whoever the next person is and then then it's just three people at the house
46:52You know and four and mincey is always there just being mincey. So I can't wait to see it
46:57Surviving barstool end of the week episode tonight Thursday, December 12th and our name show they're going live every Friday
47:03They talk about obviously the happenings going on there and my mom's basement. We're gonna be doing this every week as well
47:09We like to give our thoughts and everything. So check it out on YouTube. We talked nerdy talking Star Wars stuff
47:14Creature commandos at the name of it and the creature commandos skeleton. I love having barstool every Friday. I love creature commandos
47:21So sick. Oh, man, I I've been on a good tear
47:25Because I always call Clem first Robbie. That's no dig on you and I'm like climb
47:30Should I watch you know X-Men 90s? You gotta watch X-Men 90s and thank God that I did it was fucking yeah
47:35I didn't call you about creature commandos, but I was on a flight the other day and I watch it
47:39They're like 20 minutes a piece. It's so easy to watch. Yeah, but it pissed me off too. Like I wanna
47:47It's very very good. Yeah, I love the Frankenstein Bride of Frankenstein shit in it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah Frank's a freak
47:57So that's the wrong that's the last word of the rundown for the week Frank's a freak so that's the rundown for this week
48:02We'll see you guys next week
48:05You