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00:00We're behind a couple points, and I got Mark McGuire over there, but he's not up due for
00:04another two innings.
00:05I'm going to say—
00:06Use your golden at-bat.
00:07But you can only do it one time.
00:08Also topical, Kate.
00:09It is.
00:10Yeah.
00:11Why?
00:12Welcome to the Rundown.
00:13It is Tuesday, December 3rd.
00:17I am joined by Nick and Chaps.
00:21Forgot your name for a second.
00:22We've worked together for a long time.
00:24You know him better than maybe anybody.
00:26Pretty much, yeah.
00:27Liked all your name.
00:28That's okay.
00:30You should go to the doctor.
00:31No, no.
00:32This is it.
00:33We're rolling.
00:34This is good.
00:35My podcast partner of eight years forgot my name.
00:38How often does she say it?
00:39Does she call you Chaps?
00:40Well, I think it's because she got messed up because last week I was hooking her up
00:45with one of my friends that owns a salon, and she had to use my actual government name.
00:50Oh, okay.
00:51Ever since I've been a little confused.
00:52So I talked to Matt, and she texted me off to the side.
00:55I felt so gross doing that.
00:56Your name's Matt?
00:57Yeah, Matthew.
00:59Biblical.
01:00Yeah.
01:01Very much so.
01:02My grandfather's pastor called me Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John all the time.
01:04Oh, wow.
01:05Wow.
01:06All of them.
01:07All the boys.
01:08Yeah.
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01:53Nice.
01:54Hell yeah.
01:55Nice, nice, nice.
01:56Hell yeah.
01:57Ah, the Jaguars.
01:58Oh, yeah.
01:59Our beloved Jaguars.
02:00Uh-huh.
02:01Beloved Jaguars.
02:02We're not talking about the woke-ass car brand that changed their logo.
02:06Yeah.
02:07No, that's right.
02:08We're talking about the blue-collar, non-coastal Florida football.
02:11Are they non-coastal?
02:12They're coastal?
02:13Yeah, yeah.
02:14Oh, I'm confused with Orlando.
02:15Yes, yes.
02:16Very far northeast.
02:17Okay.
02:18Beautiful, beautiful country.
02:19Yeah?
02:20What people?
02:21The Blue Coast.
02:22Um, news anchors.
02:23Okay.
02:24When they're talking about the weather.
02:25This is your Jags.
02:26It is my Jags, and by the way, the Jags car, we had to change our original logo because
02:32they sued.
02:33Oh, because it was the silhouette of the car that that was on.
02:36Yeah.
02:37Yeah, so they sued.
02:38That was a good logo.
02:39Wait, if they change theirs, can you get that back?
02:40Because that was a good fucking logo.
02:41I think so.
02:42And by the way, speaking of that logo, I was out doing a little Black Friday shopping here.
02:48My wife pulled me along.
02:49I went to a vintage shop and came across a 1995 Jag Starter jacket.
02:55Inaugural season?
02:56Here in Chicago?
02:57Is that the-
02:58Inaugural season.
02:59Wow.
03:00Yeah.
03:01Did you get it?
03:02That's a piece.
03:03Of course.
03:04That's a piece.
03:05So I have the worst attitude because I don't want to go shopping.
03:06It's cold.
03:07Women should be shopping.
03:08And she holds up the jacket, and I'm like, well, this trip, now I can't complain.
03:11Did you feel a little guilty though?
03:13I did.
03:14Like I was being kind of a bitch.
03:15Yeah, I was being a sad sex ally for sure.
03:17I had a little dump in my pants, no doubt about it.
03:20Kate, is it?
03:21Yes, that's me.
03:22Do you want to talk about the Jags?
03:23Yeah, we'll let you take the lead on the Jags.
03:24How are they doing this year, Kate?
03:26I'll say this, drama.
03:27That's how they're doing.
03:28Damn right.
03:29That's how they're doing.
03:30Yeah.
03:31So we're 2-10 now.
03:32That's fine.
03:33After saying it's the best roster they've ever assembled.
03:36Yeah, that was troublesome.
03:38And then Tony Khan came in before the season and was like, I think we're going to be good.
03:42And I was like, are we though?
03:43Yeah.
03:44Are we?
03:45Yeah.
03:46Are we going to be good?
03:47And then Mac Jones came back this week after missing the last, I think, two or three games
03:50where Mac Jones came in and played something other than football.
03:54But Trevor was playing this week.
03:57And this is actually the first week, I think, since at least 2008 that I've missed a game.
04:04And it was intentional.
04:05I was like, I've had a great Thanksgiving weekend.
04:08I'm not ruining the last day by watching this abortion of a team.
04:12Oh, did you go ice fishing with Brandon Walker?
04:14Is that where you were?
04:15That's what you were doing, yeah.
04:17That's the excuse.
04:18You were out there in the lake.
04:19He happened to be doing that during the Mississippi game, I think.
04:21Yeah.
04:22That's what I did, too.
04:23We were out there together.
04:24It was really nice.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Yeah.
04:27Well, I stay off.
04:28I'm not paying attention to it at all.
04:29And then I log on to Twitter and I see that Trevor Lawrence is basically dead.
04:33Yeah.
04:34He had the fencing hands is what they call it, right?
04:38Yeah.
04:39Alligator arms, fencing hands.
04:40It was a brutal hit where his head just completely bounced off.
04:45He was suspended this morning.
04:46He was suspended for three games.
04:48Yeah.
04:49And his coach came out and basically said that the player had to react in a split second
04:55time and that Trevor needs to focus on getting down faster.
05:00He was five yards.
05:01He was legitimately five yards away from the defender when he started sliding down.
05:07Yeah.
05:08I understand a coach has to take his guy's side.
05:11Yeah.
05:12But I don't get blaming it on Trevor.
05:14I think you just kind of chalk it up to an accident.
05:16I don't think you point.
05:17You don't point fingers.
05:18Yeah.
05:19I think it's easy to say like it's a split second decision and he made the wrong choice
05:23in that one.
05:24But these guys are ninety nine percent of the time they make the right to say he's actually
05:28he's actually a dirty player.
05:29I think he punched a player last year.
05:31Yeah.
05:32He punched a player.
05:33He got into it with Tom Brady here.
05:34Yeah.
05:35He played around the old neck of Tom Brady.
05:38He got into it.
05:39He's more like, oh, geez, he shouldn't have done that was unkind.
05:44And then Caleb Williams earlier this year.
05:45Does he.
05:46Do we need an Aziz?
05:47I'm sorry.
05:48Yes.
05:49Yes, we do.
05:50OK.
05:51All right.
05:52Oh, yeah.
05:53Yeah.
05:54He saw the guy.
05:55But yeah.
05:56Yeah.
05:57I think a coach has to take the player's side here, but not like I said, but wish the best
06:02of Trev.
06:03I did love the Jags players responses, though.
06:05Yeah.
06:06Ingram was it right.
06:07Yeah.
06:08Right.
06:09Right.
06:10Right.
06:11In.
06:12There's been a lot of fighting on the field lately and I'm really enjoying it.
06:14Especially in college.
06:15And and if I like that kind of stuff, I don't care about the sports element, but I'm here
06:18for the drama.
06:19Show me to me.
06:20Go.
06:21He has flawless skin.
06:22He's a handsome.
06:23Oh, yeah.
06:24He's so hot.
06:25Yeah.
06:26He's a good looking guy.
06:27Yeah.
06:28He could be a model.
06:29Sure.
06:30Look, his skin is like I'm oily and shiny.
06:31He's Matt.
06:32Yeah.
06:33He's Matt.
06:34He's beautiful.
06:35It's not poor on his skin.
06:36And as a baldy, that's it's a good.
06:37Yeah.
06:38It's good.
06:39That's hard to achieve.
06:40He's tough.
06:41Former linebacker himself.
06:43Yeah.
06:44He did fake slides.
06:45Mm hmm.
06:46Yeah.
06:47And he did it this weekend.
06:48Yeah.
06:49Yesterday.
06:50Was it Sunday?
06:51Sunday.
06:52Yeah.
06:53Sunday.
06:54Yeah.
06:55He does that a lot.
06:56So you never know anymore.
06:57I'm going to copy it.
06:58Yeah, I get it.
06:59That's sports for you.
07:00It is sports.
07:01We covered that one.
07:02Yeah.
07:03Drama.
07:04All right.
07:05The golden at bat where a team can put any player at the plate at once a game.
07:06I'm going to level with you.
07:07I don't know what the fuck that means.
07:08I think you can.
07:09Instead of the batting order.
07:10I'm glad I decided.
07:11To say I'm going to host today.
07:12I knew better.
07:13This is some Savannah bananas shit.
07:14Okay.
07:15Yeah.
07:16Rob Manfred.
07:17You guys know him.
07:18Oh yeah.
07:19Big baseball guy.
07:20True.
07:21He says there's buzz around adding the golden at bat rule where a team could choose one
07:22at bat in every game to use its best hitter regardless.
07:23Oh, so say we're behind a couple points and I got Mark McGuire over there, but he's not
07:24up due for another two innings.
07:25I'm going to say.
07:26Use your golden at bat.
07:27But I could.
07:28You can only do it once.
07:29You can only do it once.
07:30You can only do it once.
07:31You can only do it once.
07:32You can only do it once.
07:33You can only do it once.
07:34You can only do it once.
07:35I got Mark McGuire over there, but he's not up due for another two innings.
07:38I'm going to say.
07:39Use your golden at bat.
07:40But I could.
07:41You can only do it one time.
07:42Also topical Kate.
07:43It is.
07:44Yeah.
07:45Why?
07:46I was being sarcastic.
07:47I was being an asshole.
07:48Okay.
07:49I actually kind of like this.
07:51You like it.
07:52I love this.
07:53Really?
07:54Yeah.
07:55I mean, baseball's too old of a sport to change that drastically.
07:58Well, they did it with the pitch clock.
07:59Yeah.
08:00They did it with starting a runner on.
08:01The golden at bat.
08:02Yeah.
08:03Again, this is like the Savannah bananas with those hot, hot college hunks that are thrusting
08:08on the mound.
08:09That's like something they add to that.
08:10Now change this.
08:12I've wanted to have a rule where, you know, like if you're in the same division, you're
08:15in the AL East, you play your divisional opponents 27 times that a year, which is a crazy amount.
08:21You gonna hate whoever you're playing 27 times.
08:25I feel like in a divisional and a divisional series over the course of the season, the
08:30coach has the ability to say, these two players are going to fight.
08:33Oh, I like that.
08:34Like where you can have, cause you're not normally allowed to fight in baseball, but
08:38once a year, if the Yankees are playing the Red Sox, you have your trip penalized and
08:43then you could have like a UFC player.
08:45Right.
08:46Like you could, it's like hockey having an enforcer.
08:47Yeah.
08:48Yeah.
08:49I always hoped that there, I would like to see a wheel that spins.
08:51It has everybody's name in the stadium and each team, the wheel spins and if it lands
08:56on your grandma's bed, she, one person from each team's fandom has to come down and play
09:01in the outfield for that team one inning and they must touch the ball.
09:05When I saw golden at bat, my mind went to like the golden bachelor.
09:08So the other team could have like an old ass team.
09:10Yeah.
09:11Yeah.
09:12Like sister Jean.
09:13Oh my God.
09:14Cubs.
09:15Oh yeah.
09:16She, she, she, she kicking still.
09:18Oh yeah.
09:19Yeah.
09:20She's a sneeze away from just a cloud of the smooth one Oh three, I think not smooth.
09:24She looks like, no, not smooth by any means.
09:26She looks like a crumpled bag.
09:28105.
09:29105.
09:30Oh wow.
09:31Yeah.
09:32She looks it.
09:33No, she looks great.
09:34Cute as a button.
09:35Yeah.
09:36Oh my God.
09:37Let's get that immortal beast off our screen.
09:39That Lovecraftian hellscape.
09:41I bet she's got some long tits.
09:43Oh no.
09:44Okay.
09:45What?
09:46Oh no, no, no.
09:47What?
09:48She probably does.
09:49Are long boobs.
09:50Is that a subreddit?
09:51Yes it is.
09:52One of my favorites.
09:54Oh my God.
09:55Oh my God.
09:56Oh my God.
09:57Oh my God.
09:58Oh my God.
09:59Oh my God.
10:00Oh my God.
10:01Oh my God.
10:02Oh my God.
10:03Oh my God.
10:04Oh my God.
10:05Oh my God.
10:06Oh my God.
10:07Oh my God.
10:08Oh my God.
10:09Oh my God.
10:10Oh my God.
10:11Oh my God.
10:12Oh my God.
10:13Oh my God.
10:14Oh my God.
10:15Oh my God.
10:16Oh my God.
10:17Oh my God.
10:18Oh my God.
10:19Oh my God.
10:20Oh my God.
10:21Oh my God.
10:22Oh my God.
10:23I do think so.
10:24If you're having a big moment.
10:25Because you know.
10:26Baseball heads are just too old fashioned.
10:28Let's say bottom of the eighth and you have your ninth hole hitter that's coming up National
10:32League.
10:33You don't really kick.
10:35You're like, ah.
10:36But then you can put your cleanup guy in that spot.
10:39Yeah.
10:40Yeah.
10:41There's no way anybody's behind it, right?
10:43Who wrote the blog?
10:45Who did?
10:46Dante.
10:47Dante?
10:48Oh, he won't like it.
10:49The point is how stupid this golden at bat rule proposal is.
10:52Yeah.
10:53So, okay.
10:54So he hates it.
10:55I'm sure it sounds exciting.
10:56All right.
10:57I'm all for it.
10:58In theory.
10:59I'm all for it.
11:00Yeah.
11:01It is a lot like MTV Rock and Jock.
11:02I wish that was more involved.
11:03Yeah.
11:04Why the fuck was that more involved?
11:05Are we going to start shitting on the 25 point shot now?
11:06I hope not.
11:07I don't want to be involved in that.
11:08Well, we'll see.
11:09I'm sure.
11:10I'm sure it'll happen.
11:12I also like how it's the commissioner of baseball that says, hey, I don't know where it's coming
11:17from, but there's buzz.
11:18Like, you're the commissioner of baseball.
11:19You're the buzz.
11:20Yeah.
11:22People are making that buzz.
11:23People are talking about this.
11:24I wish I had optics on Frank.
11:25Has he tweeted anything?
11:26Yeah.
11:27I'm sure he's very upset about it.
11:28He's probably had his weekly allowance of shirt collar in one morning.
11:32I haven't seen anything, but no, nothing for flaming.
11:38No.
11:39All right.
11:40What's next?
11:41Let's see.
11:42Oh, the Ben Mintz apology tour.
11:43Okay.
11:44So his recent thing, he missed a huge, I'm sure they talked about this yesterday, missed
11:48a big event over the weekend where it was a what?
11:51It was a.
11:52His $25,000.
11:53So he had a $25,000 bonus free bet because he won a contest touchdown, the touchdown
12:00survivor thing.
12:01Yeah.
12:02And he could have put it on anything, even if he wanted to put it on a team that was
12:04minus 2000 to win.
12:06He could have done it and walked away with 25k.
12:08And he was in where Memphis.
12:10He was in Memphis at the Velvet Dogs, a cover band for widespread spread panic.
12:17I saw.
12:18I didn't know that he was trying to get back.
12:21I saw.
12:22I happen to be scrolling social media.
12:24Yeah.
12:25Classic.
12:26I saw that morning.
12:27He was like, I can't believe like he was trying to blame the airlines.
12:31And he was like, my flight was at seven and I got here at like six 20.
12:34I don't know what the fuck.
12:35Yeah.
12:36It was chaos.
12:37It was chaos.
12:38And then people were replying underneath it.
12:39They're like, show us here.
12:40This 15 minute wait times that none of the flights are delayed.
12:42That's some real hater shit that I can respect.
12:44I know.
12:45I know.
12:46Interesting.
12:47You say that, Benjamin, because everybody else is on their flight.
12:51No delay.
12:52Yeah.
12:53I will say the bummer.
12:54Tate posted he got up super hung over, I guess, and drove five hours to be like a lot
12:58of people.
12:59I came here for that.
13:00As like as like an I think he was doing it as an apology already for something was giving
13:04everybody five hundred dollars of that bet that came to the cave.
13:09So I think he's going to break up that bet.
13:13And so that's what that's what I thought I forgot about the Alex.
13:19Everybody deserves a third second chance.
13:21Yeah.
13:22True.
13:23Well, let's watch.
13:24Well, Dave posted the video of somebody mashed together his multiple apologies throughout
13:27the last couple of years.
13:28And it flows seamlessly.
13:29Well, this is a Kareem blog where he ranked them.
13:32I will not be missing any more company or events.
13:36That's for fucking sure.
13:37We ain't going down this road again.
13:41I'm back in the Barstow office and I really could barely sleep last night because I could
13:46not stomach this mistake I made over the weekend and yesterday.
13:50I pulled a very selfish move, putting myself above the awesome company that I'm very lucky
13:54to work for.
13:55I can't explain how great it is to work for Dave and Big Cat and how good of people they
13:59are and what they're about and the causes they support and to let both of them down
14:04and my coworkers down and is just so disrespectful and unprofessional.
14:13And that was an ungrateful gesture by me.
14:15And I've had some time to process it over the last day and I've exercised very poor
14:22decision making.
14:23I mean, I just there's no excuse for any of this.
14:26This never should have happened.
14:27And, you know, it's not the first time I've had an incident and it's just so unfair.
14:32And we need to have a calm.
14:34And, you know, we it's time to have a calm a few months and stay on the right track.
14:38Nothing like that.
14:39I mean, I deserve it.
14:40And I just hope I get a chance to build myself back up out of this and we'll be around a
14:47lot more.
14:48And, yeah, I'm just so sorry.
14:52I'm really sorry.
14:53And and, you know, I'll try not to put myself above the company again.
14:59And that's that's what I got.
15:01I will not be missing any more company or events.
15:05That's for fucking sure.
15:06We ain't going down this road again.
15:11We've got a lot of those at this point.
15:13This one, I like I'm a bleeding heart.
15:15I still feel bad for him because I know that feeling.
15:18I'm a perpetually late person.
15:20Chaps has experienced this, but your accidents are an accident.
15:23His accidents seem to almost be like he's asking for it.
15:26Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
15:28I just know the anxiety that comes up.
15:31He doesn't.
15:32He doesn't know.
15:33You don't think he has that so many tweets going through my God, dude.
15:37Oh, boy.
15:39So many.
15:41That's tough.
15:42That's tough.
15:44He'll be he'll be.
15:45But the worst part is when Big Cat looks like he's actually mad at you.
15:49That's when he does.
15:50Yeah.
15:51When nobody's talking about it, you know, on any any program, typically because when
15:54Mints has gotten in trouble, it's been made content.
15:59That's how he spins it.
16:00He's like, don't worry, I do these things and I like fall upwards and Kyle's brought
16:03this up.
16:04It's so funny how we talk about a 40 year old getting into trouble.
16:06Yeah.
16:07Yeah.
16:08Just like not like not like crime trouble, trouble, trouble, grounded trouble.
16:13Yeah.
16:14Maybe we should take away his phone for a week.
16:16I don't know.
16:17He probably loses it all the time anyway.
16:19Yeah.
16:20He's he's unpunishable.
16:21He lost his backpack.
16:22Remember, we were tracking it because, oh, yeah, I tagged him on the the air tagged Mincy.
16:27So we track his whereabouts and he was going somewhere and his backpack was in New Orleans
16:30traveling around with all this stuff.
16:33His buddy was out drinking with it.
16:34Yeah.
16:35Yeah.
16:36It's who who fucking knows.
16:37My favorite thing every time Mincy gets in big trouble is how he really very obviously
16:44goes overboard on promo and stuff.
16:47Yeah.
16:48And so have you seen his Twitter?
16:49It's every three seconds is a.
16:50Yeah.
16:51I've seen his Instagram.
16:52He had a really good Instagram post because he's afraid to get in trouble.
16:57He's afraid to get in trouble for not promoing Black Friday.
16:59Yeah.
17:00I'm sorry if it's going to.
17:02I saw that on Twitter.
17:03Oh, shit.
17:04Anyway, the just a he posted just a fuck, he posted just a screen, a picture of the
17:11screen.
17:12He doesn't he doesn't know how to crop.
17:15Yeah.
17:16It's just a picture of the Barstool store logo.
17:23You guys got to check this out, but, you know, he's sitting in there like it on the bathroom
17:28like this is going to get all this is going to go crazy.
17:31Yeah.
17:32Oh, well, we'll get he'll be fine.
17:34He'll be maybe, you know, it would make him even better.
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18:08The turkey hair boys.
18:10I am so obsessed.
18:11I find myself going to Donny's page and refreshing just to see if anything is new.
18:16Looks like Eddie and Nikki Smokes were today.
18:18Yes.
18:19So just as as of a few hours ago, Eddie got the least graphs.
18:22He got the award for least graph.
18:23He did.
18:24He still has hair on his head.
18:25He didn't get.
18:26I was surprised that he was going with a job where you can wear a hat every single day.
18:31If you have a little a little thinning on the crown, I don't know why.
18:34I guess you want to do that preventative maintenance right off the jump.
18:38Can I ask you if you're offended?
18:40No, I don't.
18:41I don't personally understand wanting to not be bald.
18:45I really enjoy that.
18:47I can shave my head in five minutes in my bathroom and be done with it that I don't
18:50have to go wait at a barbershop that I don't have to do.
18:54Also, no dandruff.
18:55Yeah.
18:56Not a thing.
18:57When did you when did you decide?
18:59Did you try to hang on like these boys?
19:01No, I had told myself my whole life.
19:05Once I had noticed that the widow's peaks are going back, I'm shaving it.
19:09And she can attest I did that.
19:11Knowing when to let go.
19:12This was a White Sox Dave issue.
19:13No, I'm going to let go because he looks so good.
19:15He looks.
19:16He looked amazing.
19:17Ball.
19:18Gorgeous eyes.
19:19Good beard.
19:20Symmetrical.
19:21Strong jawline.
19:22Yes.
19:23I always thought I always thought Dave was hideous.
19:24Took the hair off.
19:25Handsome.
19:26Handsome.
19:27That's why I think some of these great beard, too.
19:28Look at that.
19:29That's yeah.
19:30All right.
19:31Just look at it.
19:32Like Jason Statham.
19:33Yes.
19:34Yeah.
19:35His eyes look like Ragnar Lothbrok.
19:36Oh, my God.
19:37Yes, they do.
19:38Yes.
19:39Better without hair.
19:41What does David get over with?
19:42I think.
19:43That's the best picture of Dave on the Internet.
19:44Yeah.
19:45Yeah.
19:46It's when he's about to get his hair done.
19:47I was crying yesterday.
19:48There's a post where these two doctors are spraying his head and it was captioned, watering.
19:53You have to water the seedlings.
19:54Yeah.
19:55And like, what is.
19:57So this upkeep, I think, is I don't know if they'll look normal for the next year.
20:00No.
20:01No, they won't.
20:02Nikki Smokes is going to have the roughest go at that because Dave's used to being like
20:06people think he's ugly.
20:08Yeah.
20:09Nikki Smokes is still young, like, going out to the bars like that's going to be.
20:14Yeah.
20:15Rudy.
20:16I don't know how he's going to.
20:17I think they'll try to bend the rules with like maybe wearing a hoodie or a beanie.
20:20Beanie I think will help out a lot.
20:22Can you?
20:23I don't know.
20:24I don't know what the rules are.
20:25PFT did.
20:26His was a.
20:27Yeah.
20:28His was a little bit less.
20:29And I think Portnoy did too.
20:30He didn't have to shave his head for it or anything.
20:33Did he?
20:34OK.
20:35But Portnoy didn't have to shave his head either.
20:36Yeah.
20:37Yeah.
20:38Yeah.
20:39Yeah.
20:40Yeah.
20:41Yeah.
20:42Yeah.
20:43Yeah.
20:44Yeah.
20:45Yeah.
20:46Yeah.
20:47Yeah.
20:48Yeah.
20:49Yeah.
20:50Yeah.
20:51Yeah.
20:52Yeah.
20:53Yeah.
20:54Yeah.
20:55Yeah.
20:56Yeah.
20:57Yeah.
20:58Yeah.
20:59Yeah.
21:00Yeah.
21:01Yeah.
21:02Yeah.
21:03Yeah.
21:04Yeah.
21:05Yeah.
21:06Yeah.
21:07Yes.
21:08Yes.
21:09Yes.
21:10Yes.
21:11Yeah.
21:12Let's see.
21:13Oh, yeah.
21:14Springback.
21:15The so I think they.
21:16They inflated underneath and then it'll come back down.
21:17But right now.
21:18I kind of want to play with it.
21:19I know I can't.
21:20I cannot wait till they come back.
21:21I'm very excited.
21:22It's going to be tough to look at for a while.
21:23Oh, yeah.
21:24Lots of squabs up there.
21:25Lot.
21:26Oh, and then it's going to be gross.
21:27You know, there's going to be little scabs on like the bathroom counter up there.
21:29I think Rudy has always been like a handsome guy.
21:30Yeah.
21:31I don't know how he'll react to not for a little bit.
21:34I know it'll be fine. I'll throw on what if we all realize he sucks
21:38Personality wise yeah, what if we have a sing like you're down down as you got hair. Yeah, I try to improve my looks
21:46man
21:48Barstool survivor tonight. Oh, yeah, I
21:51Like swear to God. I do not know who won it. I nobody does I don't think I've done the final episode yet
21:57I'm just oh yeah, it's a live final. Oh, it's a oh yeah, cuz I've been so afraid
22:02I'm like terrified of fucking it up or saying something that like I just went like this every time they were in here
22:07You could cut the tension with a knife while they were filming it and you could hear people yelling and screaming
22:11But I don't know anything. I haven't asked one question about it
22:15I don't ask one question because I don't want to know it's like prepping
22:17It's like being a probably like a troop, and you don't want to know things for torture's sake
22:21Yeah, you don't want to spill any secrets
22:25$250,000 right was the yes, that's life-changing for those millionaires. Yeah, uh-huh I
22:30Want to be nice to see Ryan Whitney catch a break. Oh, that'll be
22:34Pulling hard for Taylor the one man. Yeah, it'd be nice to get those guys a little bit nicer cars
22:44I think that would be the only one where people in the office be like
22:47Like you don't have enough money. Yeah, like what's the first thing you're gonna do with your winnings not notice?
22:53It's like a day of interest
22:56We'll see I was thinking about that interest is like my salary. Yeah, at least. Oh my god. Yes easily
23:04I'm running for mega making money. I'm going Bob Fox. Oh, yeah, he's a good one
23:08I'm going just because she's not typically like in that sort of mix Rhea. Yeah, that would be good
23:13Yeah, she'll be good at it Bob Fox has been playing the game for a while
23:17He did a tactical proposal to his girlfriend right before survivors started. I bet is the sympathy card
23:23Smart
23:24Reason why I think Rhea has a good chance to is she's watched like every episode of
23:29The Bachelor, so she has watched so much reality shows. I think she's gonna do great
23:35Yeah, she's savvy and smart and maybe under the radar Roan. Oh, yeah
23:40Genius, but everybody knows like evil. So you gotta get he's got to be an early target get him out of here
23:46Yeah, but yeah, but if you let him go far he oh, yeah
23:50Yeah, if Francis was one of the first let go I can see him being incredibly depressed. That would be so funny
23:55That would be very funny. Mm-hmm
23:58But I don't know. Yeah, I can't really is a wild card to oh my god, what am I doing?
24:01I'm written for arian. What am I thinking? Yeah him to your best buddy. He's my number one. Yeah
24:06Yeah, we'll see. I can't wait to see it though. I can't wait to watch
24:10Movie, I just hope it's a girl and if you want to if you don't want to watch the show
24:15Just tune in to wake up mincey and find out who won. Yeah
24:20Yeah, it's been a couple days
24:25Day oh man, I guess
24:32Nobody has anything else
24:34Glad to talk sports with you guys feels good. I don't have anybody else to talk sports with
24:38Get well soon Trevor. I do so golden bats and Jaguars
24:43That's a run down. That's a run down