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00:00The last time we did lose in the Super Bowl, I was doing man on the street in Philly
00:05from inside a dumpster. I was getting like rolled around. I had no idea. No idea I was pregnant at
00:09the time. I was just rolling. I was like ripping a heater in a dumpster. I was like, why did we
00:14lost again? All right, it's the rundown. Monday, February 3rd. We are Tuesday. Well, it says
00:25Monday on there. Oh, so don't put that on me. Don't put that on me. I've been on the road for
00:32seven days, but I don't know what day or time it is anymore. We are here in New Orleans. Myself,
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01:24All right, rundown, first topic. I don't even, uh. Well, first off, you guys just got here after
01:31driving across the country to collect purple hats for the YAC. Correct. Yeah, we left Thursday,
01:36uh, Thursday morning and we ended up getting six hats in five days. Mostly hit like Tennessee,
01:42Virginia, Delaware, Maryland, uh, Kentucky. That's kind of the zone we were in and we just, we
01:47literally just got, we were in Mississippi until this morning and we literally just got here right
01:51before the YAC. Yeah, so a lot of toiling for something that we're gonna forget about pretty
01:56quick. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's, uh. Some would say it's almost cruel.
02:03Some would say it's removed the almost. Um, but yeah, it's a lot of, uh, Walmart's, a lot of like
02:08hardware stores, like Lowe's, any department store, mall we can go into. Found what we learned
02:14on the trip, the Lexington, Kentucky, a booming metropolis. Yes, lovely, lovely place. The brick
02:19and mortar mall, still very good there. And he's going, that's what they do. Great mall. Okay,
02:26great mall. Really nice mall in, uh, what is it? Towson, Maryland too. Towson. I love Towson. I
02:30might move to Towson, Maryland. Well, a little slice of heaven. Also awesome. I've been touring
02:35around doing all my, I think tonight might be the night after the dozen that I really get after it.
02:39So well, last night you were, you went crazy. Not too crazy. Not crazy. I was home by midnight,
02:44but the graveyard, weren't you doing? Yeah. Voodoo. That was this morning. That was just,
02:47Oh, this morning. But I did get voodoo stuff to put good vibes on the Eagles. So
02:51this morning they need my help this morning. So feeling good. Like a voodoo doll, not a doll,
02:57just certain stones and crystals that I'm a sucker. I went into the tourist shop and I
03:01got suckered into stuff. Now I ring works anyway. Uh, so first topic, we were looking for a Raven's
03:11hat. We couldn't find a Raven's hat. We didn't find any Raven's hats. I thought for sure,
03:14Maryland or Delaware. And we ended up getting like a God made hat. Yeah. Uh, yeah, I, we didn't
03:20get, we didn't say a single purple. We saw a couple of black Raven's hats, but no purple. Yeah.
03:24Yeah. It's, which is weird. We thought you think he'd, I guess they were so upset that they lost.
03:30Yeah, I probably, we saw a few or we're on the baseball season. Yeah. We saw way more
03:34Orioles stuff there, which is kind of, I guess. Yeah. Well, at least there's no bad other PR
03:38stuff around the Ravens lately. Yeah, no, it's true. And it's really good. At least I don't
03:42look like Justin Tucker. So that isn't playing. Yeah. I forgot about that. Little animations.
03:47They do. Yeah. Yeah. Not great. Not great. Hoping someone who doesn't learn me to something very
03:57bad soon. So the heat's off me a little bit. Uh, Raven's fan who never loses officially lost
04:02court battle after he pled guilty to the virus salt from early in the season. I was actually
04:06at this game when they played the commanders and we were right in front of the bar that he did it.
04:10He was just going around punching people and, uh, obviously can't do that. Yeah. Got arrested.
04:16I want to say his lawyer's like defense was like, he was a little drunk and high on cocaine. Who
04:24and that was his like defense. So obviously he pled guilty and it's crazy. He didn't get
04:28any jail time though. Right? Well, he did jail time until now. Yeah. So it's like time served.
04:33And then, uh, yeah, like you said, community service and he has to go to treatment programs,
04:37five years probation. Do you think that's enough? If you're one of the people that got
04:41no, like if you watch the video, it's insane sucker punching someone like that,
04:45you should be in jail for, I don't want to say life because I, but I think you should be in
04:49jail for a long time because a hundred hours of community service has nothing.
04:51But, uh, did a video talk, Oh God, this is great. You just, what the fuck? Yeah. Yeah.
04:59I don't know about that. I guess it wasn't as much of a, oh, there was a kid in the brick
05:02wall like that. That's horrible. There's a video and then the flat, oh, that's annoying. Yeah.
05:06That's tough. Apparently the other punishment is that he can't do social media. Like he can't make
05:11money off social media in any way. Like he can't become an influencer off this or something like
05:15that. So I don't know. Was he trying to do that? Like, was that something that was happening?
05:19Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what that video, like what you get out of that.
05:23Also, I'm assuming is he banned from the stadium for life? He's gotta be right. Like if you're
05:27a Ravens, you gotta, I don't know. Cause it happened, you know, like half a mile away from
05:32the stadium at a bar in front of a bar. So I don't know if the, but you, you'd think that
05:36the Ravens are aware of it. Yeah. The Ravens I'm saying never more. The Ravens have a lot of
05:44problems to worry about right now. So I don't know if this guy is the number one on the radar.
05:46Yeah. They've got to, let's keep this guy more in the news though. As opposed to say,
05:51once again, Justin Tucker, let's, let's just talk more about this guy. Right. Right. Although
05:56who does he look like? He kind of looks like someone, I feel like. I forget who else. Who?
06:00Logan Paul. A little bit. One of the Paul brothers. Oh yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Fair.
06:05Another guy who like went to his prep school also did something that was super newsworthy
06:09and terrible, but I don't remember exactly what it was. Oh boy. Oh yes. That's what it was.
06:16Oh my God. Yeah. I think he went to school at the same. Yeah. So, uh, they didn't go to the
06:21same high school, but they're from both from Baltimore. Oh, both from Baltimore. So, okay.
06:24I was close enough. Right. They were in the same class together their whole lives and they,
06:29close enough, whatever that teacher put them up to it. Uh, Browns fans tried to organize a
06:35protest at the stadium and no one showed up. So Miles Garrett tried to get a trade cause
06:40he wants to win, which is just so damning when you're just like, yeah, I want to win. I want out.
06:44And that sucks for Browns fans, but apparently they, they staged a protest. No one showed up.
06:51I mean, if you're a fan, it's probably cold. Like why are you going to go out? What is this
06:56going to solve? No, nothing. Your team is still going to, it's still going to suck.
06:59Like, I mean the Browns, it's almost better for the Browns just to be horrible at this point.
07:04More people showed up to see Tommy smokes, drink a diet Coke and showed up to this protest,
07:09which makes sense. Nothing against Tommy smokes. So they're in support of Miles. Like,
07:12what's the support? I don't know. Like, what are they protesting? Exactly. Like they want
07:18yeah. Yeah. And then their, their GM just spent all that money on Deshaun Watts and all the draft
07:24picks. No, it's a nightmare. It's a horrible situation, but I think at this point you just
07:27got to tank and just move on. I mean, I knew, I don't know if it means like trading the pick
07:31they have this year for a bunch of picks for next year. Or I just think you try to get as many assets
07:35as you can. You just got to, unfortunately you got to start from the bottom. It sucks for Browns
07:38fans. I'm a Jets fan. So I get it. Like we just suck forever apparently. If you're going to protest,
07:42you got to do something drastic, like get the draft, like run on stage or something like that.
07:46You got to be nude. You got to be, you have to have something that you pull out of your butthole
07:50and I don't know. You got to get eyeballs. We need genitals. This isn't getting eyeballs. If you guys
07:54really care Browns fans, we need to see genitals. That's, I don't know. Everybody wants to see
07:59Cleveland. I don't want to see anyone from Cleveland. Maybe a Kanye West like wife is
08:03a Browns fan. Maybe that's what she was doing. That explains that dress. That would get things
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09:14had to publicly declare that the refs don't favor the chiefs. He even brought up the script,
09:18which is a staple of Barstool. Yeah. Yeah. Arian Foster. Yeah. NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said
09:27it's a ridiculous theory that anyone who might take it seriously is a big fucking idiot. Reminds
09:35me of the script idea. Consider me an idiot. You think it's rigged? I do think they're like a bit
09:41of a favorite. I like the golden boys. What if they're just really good? I just know. I don't
09:46know. I bet they're not even that good, but we've just been fooled all this time. I don't know.
09:50Cause I was watching the Houston game and I was like, okay, there are some calls where you're
09:54like, yeah. And then, but I feel like every dynasty has those like Tom Brady had the tuck rule. So I
10:00don't know. I'm, I'm, I'm kind of with you, but. So I'm entirely on the chiefs. I think the chiefs
10:07are going to win. I think this is, uh, I just, until the chiefs give me a reason not to go win.
10:13I do. Cause I, I will, I will win the bets I made on drafting. So yes, I do want them to win. Yes.
10:18I do. I think I'm stupid for going against the chiefs, but I have so much faith in the Eagles.
10:23So do I think they're going to win by like at least two touchdowns. Isn't it cool to have a
10:26three-peat? We've never had a three-peat before. No, that's kind of neat. No, that's pretty cool.
10:30That hasn't been in my lifetime in any sport. No, I don't want to, I don't want to get the Yankees
10:36back in 08 to 2000, 98, 2000. Like there haven't been many, many repeats. Also just like the
10:41content that's going to come out of Philly, the seeing the people and the parades and all that
10:44stuff. I don't watch that. I have way more Eagles friends. I do chiefs for, I don't think I have a
10:48single chiefs friend. So I understand that, but I just think the chiefs are just, just they've
10:53been unstoppable the last three years. Snooze fast.
10:56I want to see Mooks doing like a man on the street at the Superbowl in Philadelphia.
10:59I want to see Mooks get, you know, on a pole.
11:02Oh yeah. I mean the fans in Philadelphia, I imagine would appreciate it. You know,
11:07you guys just did win pretty recently though.
11:092017. Yeah. But recent, but not recent enough.
11:12Not as recently as last year. I just, I just really think the chiefs are going to win.
11:15So it's hard for me to go against them if I think that's how it's going to play out.
11:19If you guys lose this, do you, does, does winning one recently numb the pain?
11:24Putting my evil eye upon, yeah, I don't know. The last time we did lose in the Superbowl,
11:29I was doing man on the street in Philly from inside a dumpster. I was getting like
11:33rolled around a dump. I had no idea. No idea I was pregnant at the time.
11:38I was like ripping a heater in a dumpster. I was like, why would we lost again?
11:43But different vibes this time. We got that out of the way so we can,
11:46Moot can do his victory thing there. So excited.
11:51What's your prediction?
11:53We're going to win by two TDs.
11:57Okay. That's what I'm saying.
11:58That's Katie sports for you. I also think, and maybe this is just a key player from the
12:03chiefs is going to twist their ankle jet style running out of the tunnel.
12:07Really? Is my secret.
12:08I mean, Rogers blew his Achilles out. I mean, that would be a...
12:12Wouldn't that be a shame?
12:13That would be a shame. Although I did, I did put a little on Carson Wentz to win Superbowl MVP.
12:17Cause I think if Mahomes does get hurt, imagine if Wentz comes in and they win.
12:20Imagine that narrative. I guess his own team. That's crazy.
12:24It's such a long shot. Cause like, I mean, even if Mahomes does twist his ankle,
12:28Wentz stinks. Like he's so he's, he's washed. He's cooked as the kids say.
12:33I mean, and the Eagles are a really good team. Like I think the Eagles are like a legitimate
12:37Superbowl team. But I did take the chiefs minus 13 and a half.
12:42It's been 13 and a half.
12:43Yeah. I took it. I took it. I took it as well. I think it was like plus.
12:46Yeah.
12:47Good. It was a long odds, but a little extra. I think this could be a ball.
12:52You're crazy.
12:53I might be.
12:53It's been fun walking around. I feel like all the chiefs fans are like
12:57buttoned up middle-aged people. And then all the Eagles fans I see are like
13:00six in the morning, still out in the thing. Like, yeah, it's been, God bless them.
13:06Kansas City, like a humble Midwest town. And then you have the East coast, like scumbags.
13:09The birds fans said with love, they've been out in full force already, which has been fun to see.
13:14You've been out last night and this morning. How's the, what are the crowds like?
13:18Are people showing up already?
13:19Like, oh yeah, there's been people here since that I've seen since Sunday that are ready to go.
13:23Everybody, I feel like a dork too. Cause I like, you never want to look like a tourist and I bought
13:26only Eagles clothes to wear all week long. Yeah. But, um, yeah.
13:34You shouldn't, if you're not wearing those stuff, that's like,
13:36if the Jets ever made a Superbowl,
13:38I mean, I can't even imagine. That'd be incredible. I would wear Jet stuff nonstop.
13:42Yeah, of course.
13:43The whole squad. Also, we went to a dinner last night and Max had a lot to drink and he just,
13:47he gave us like a locker room speech. He got us fucking pumped up. So I think that's coming out
13:51soon, but.
13:51Ready to run through a wall.
13:53Yeah.
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14:42Comes out tomorrow after Barstool Live. So I think it's going to be around like 7 p.m.
14:46and 7 p.m. Central, excuse me. And yeah, super excited. I think it's going to be,
14:52I think you helped me out a lot with it.
14:54Yeah, I was there.
14:55I think it's a pretty, pretty good teams.
14:57Teams are very even. I think this is the city of New Orleans being the character is awesome.
15:01Before we've done New York and Chicago and, you know, they're cool,
15:04fine cities, but New Orleans just is unlike any city in America.
15:08Yeah. And I've seen some, I've seen it. It looks amazing. It's like the most,
15:11looks like a major movie. The way, the way these guys can shoot. It's incredible.
15:15Shout out Dello.
15:17Dello, editing, Bruce directing. It's, I'm really, really happy how it came out.
15:21So I'm excited for everyone to see it.
15:22I heard it's the best one yet. I heard it's the best one yet.
15:24Have you competed on a team?
15:25No, I would love to.
15:26Yeah.
15:26I want to.
15:28I think I want to do Philly soon.
15:30That would be dope.
15:31That'd be awesome.
15:32How would you know Philly? Like the back of your hand?
15:34I've been gone for so long now, but I mean, I used to work there at the stadiums and stuff.
15:38So yeah, I know. And the conventions that are downtown. So shout out concessions,
15:42shout out hot dogs and popcorn. But so I know it well enough.
15:46All right.
15:49Because I think Chicago, well, it was White Sox-Dave, but White Sox-Dave was also like
15:54running.
15:55It's funny, White Sox-Dave really knew Chicago and that's a big reason they won,
15:57but then Eddie and Chief did terribly. They took a wrong turn.
16:00They got on the wrong bus. I watched them get on the wrong bus.
16:03So I think it does usually help you, though. But like for this one, New Orleans,
16:08Mincy's the only one from New Orleans, this one.
16:10So did he have an advantage?
16:13We tried to work in one of the stops being Mincy's childhood home.
16:16So you had to go.
16:19Yeah, it was one of the things we were like, one of the last things we'd cut out.
16:21We were going to have it be like Mincy's house. It's like Mincy's mind blown.
16:24Well, I know where that is. That's my house. I grew up there.
16:27Or he wouldn't know what they were talking about.
16:29I've been talking to him about on Wednesday or Thursday,
16:31just putting out the call on social media and
16:34meet us at this park or whatever for a tour of Mincy's life.
16:36And me and Mincy just take people on a quick walking tour.
16:39I'll go to that. I will gladly go to that.
16:43I think Thursday or Friday morning, we might do that.
16:46So if you're in New Orleans, come out, come through.
16:48If that's Thursday, we meet Thursday night. I'll go to that.
16:51OK.
16:51I will. Wednesday or Thursday, I will absolutely go to that.
16:53Sounds good.
16:54This is so insight. Do you remember Sparky?
16:57Oh, Sparky, the porter?
16:58The guy who works in the elevator in the New York office.
17:01He invited us to his house.
17:04I cannot wait to go.
17:05It's going to be...
17:05Oh, you're going?
17:06We're both going to go.
17:07He's like, yeah, on the weekends, I sing for my friends.
17:09And he said we can go.
17:10Yeah.
17:11I was so honored. I'm like, we're one of your friends?
17:14That was big.
17:15Yes.
17:15Please let me know how that goes.
17:18We might try to film it.
17:19Yeah, we're going to try to film it.
17:20I mean, that's going to be amazing.
17:21Sparky's one of my favorite characters in all of Barstool.
17:24Oh, yeah.
17:25Tom Holland went to one of Zendaya's family parties.
17:28And the clips are incredible.
17:30I am a big fan of this couple, obviously.
17:32Yeah.
17:32Spider-Man, Zendaya.
17:36I haven't seen... I have not seen the clips.
17:37I have not either.
17:38I have not either.
17:39They just keep calling him Spider-Man.
17:40They just keep calling him Spider-Man.
17:41I mean, yeah, fair enough.
17:43Yeah, I would call him Spider-Man as well.
17:45Real Spider-Man, facts.
17:47Like, I'm trying to think of, like, what's his name?
17:50The Office.
17:50Michael Scott, I'd call him Michael Scott.
17:52Steve Carell.
17:52Steve Carell, I'd call him Michael Scott.
17:54Call him the 40-year-old virgin, so.
17:56Yeah, true, yeah.
17:58But yeah, movie characters are their names, or they're movie characters.
18:01What was the movie he was just in, the video game movie?
18:03You guys remember?
18:03Uncharted.
18:04Yeah, we're not going to yell out Uncharted guy.
18:05They're probably going to yell out Spider-Man.
18:07Uh, Drake.
18:08What's his name?
18:09His name's Drake.
18:10Francis Drake?
18:11No.
18:11Drake something.
18:13Great video game series.
18:14And I didn't hate the movie.
18:15Everyone hates the movie.
18:16I thought it was fun.
18:17Mark Wahlberg.
18:18Mark Wahlberg's fine.
18:19Sully is who he plays.
18:21Nathan Drake.
18:22That's who it is.
18:23Nathan Drake.
18:23Yeah.
18:24All right.
18:25Hell yeah.
18:26I don't know.
18:26Would you like that if everyone's calling you Spider-Man?
18:28I think it's kind of cool.
18:29Hell yeah.
18:29If I was Spider-Man, I'd want to be Spider-Man.
18:31I want to be, if I'm Christian Bale, I want to be called Batman.
18:33I know, like, maybe after, you know, I know, like, Adam West.
18:36He played the Batman in the 60s.
18:38Yeah.
18:38I think after a while he got tired of being called Batman.
18:40I know, like, Leonard Nimoy got tired of being called Spock.
18:42Maybe after a while he gets tired of it.
18:43But he makes so much money from these movies.
18:45It probably is like, all right, that's fine.
18:46Spider-Man's way cooler to be called than Spock.
18:48Like, I'm like, eh.
18:50I'd prefer it to my usual, which is, get her off this show.
18:54That would, I would much prefer Spider-Man to dumb bitch.
18:59But, you know, that's all right.
19:01We all have our nicknames.
19:02Yeah.
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19:56Yeah, but the smoke machines and all that stuff.
19:58You think so?
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19:59Yes.
20:00Rodney Harrison said that.
20:01I think for the Patriots-Eagles Super Bowl back in like 03.
20:05Where was that?
20:06I think it was in New Orleans.
20:07Oh, I remember.
20:08One of them that was in a dome.
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20:55Your team is in the Super Bowl.
20:56Would you rather be at a party with a bunch of people
20:58or would you rather watch by yourself?
21:00At a party with a bunch of people.
21:01Yeah.
21:02Like, well, yeah.
21:03That's...
21:03I'm hoping to, when I get back, go to the Eagles bar in the...
21:07Yeah.
21:07I need to be wagging my tail on people when we went.
21:12Update.
21:12OnlyFans removes video of Bonnie Blue sleeping with 1,057 men
21:18because they couldn't verify the participants' age.
21:21How do you miss that?
21:22How do you...
21:22Don't you have to like show your like ID?
21:24Now, I refuse to do it.
21:27But on some porn sites now, you have to like take a picture of your ID.
21:30Oh, God.
21:31Really?
21:31Steven Chase said he's been having trouble jerking off here because...
21:34Yeah.
21:35Oh, that's a lot here.
21:36Louisiana is.
21:37Yeah.
21:38That's not good.
21:38The boner killer.
21:39You don't want them getting your email.
21:41Oh, my God.
21:41What you're into.
21:43I went home for Christmas and in Indiana now, you got to do that.
21:45Sorry.
21:46Sorry, mom and dad, if you're watching.
21:48But you don't...
21:49But I didn't do it because I was like, I'm not doing that.
21:50No, that sounds scary.
21:51Yeah.
21:52Oh, my goodness.
21:53Oh, wow.
21:53You used your imagination again.
21:55Yeah.
21:56Back to watching the static.
21:57I remember like Cinemax.
22:00Oh, I see a nipple.
22:02But how do you fuck this up of your her?
22:04Like just show an ID before you can get in the room to...
22:08Yeah, that's real bad.
22:09That's real bad.
22:11That's on her team.
22:13Well, this is going to be shocking, but it sounds like an operation involving
22:16fucking over a thousand dudes maybe wasn't run the tightest ship.
22:21It is kind of shocking to me.
22:22There's so much money involved.
22:23It is a little shocking.
22:24You'd think it would be, though.
22:25I know.
22:26I feel like the time management to get 1057 guys in there,
22:30like you got to have an expert planner.
22:33I don't think they did.
22:34I just think...
22:35But there's so much money involved.
22:36I'm shocked that this wasn't better organized.
22:39Maybe I'm naive to the fucking a thousand guys industry.
22:43Onlyfans platform designed for creators who have completed comprehensive
22:47onboarding process and choose to monetize their content.
22:50Keep our community safe.
22:51Verifies age.
22:52Yeah.
22:52Imagine you put in that much work on something.
22:56I mean, work.
22:58And then it never even comes out.
23:00Shut up, monkey boy.
23:02No, no.
23:02That would suck, man.
23:03That would just be terrible.
23:05This is your monkey boy.
23:06What happened to her?
23:08I will say up until this point, you're very accurate.
23:11We've gotten good news on monkey boy.
23:14I'll be the last one to say, I think monkey boy might see the light of day.
23:18How do you like that?
23:19All right.
23:19That's a time frame.
23:21I'm not going to commit to a time frame.
23:23Speaking of monkey boys.
23:27You guys are here in the office.
23:28Break this down for me.
23:29Break down this meeting of minds.
23:31I think you can look at his crotch and get an idea for the meeting of minds.
23:34Oh, wow.
23:34Wow.
23:34That's a hog.
23:36Attaboy Meek.
23:37Did he do the dog shit?
23:38Was he like, who put these stits here?
23:41We were there that day.
23:44We went on, we left Thursday for this thing.
23:46And then we get an email like Thursday afternoon.
23:48It's like, hey, everybody.
23:50Bonnie Blue is going to be in the office tomorrow if you want to stop by.
23:52And then, no, I almost made Climmer turn the car around.
23:56I was like, we got to go.
23:58So many questions I want to ask.
24:00Unfortunately, just got, you know, got.
24:02Yeah, we were, I guess we were in Delaware.
24:05And I think we were in Maryland at that point.
24:08We were maybe past Towson.
24:09Going to Virginia.
24:10A little slice of heaven.
24:11Towson, Maryland.
24:12You ever been?
24:12No, I haven't.
24:13I heard it's lovely.
24:13Oh, you got to go.
24:14Very nice.
24:15Very nice town.
24:15Great mall.
24:16Moral of the story, check ID.
24:17If you're going to pay a thousand dudes or ladies, check ID.
24:20Now, where did she do this?
24:23Could she potentially face charges?
24:24I saw Poor Soul's Airbnb.
24:25She did an Airbnb and was banned from Airbnb.
24:28Did she do it in America?
24:30No.
24:30Oh, we got to ask.
24:31Conor Griffin was great.
24:32He was the table cleaner guy.
24:33Oh, wow.
24:34That cook was crazy.
24:35Yeah.
24:36That was great.
24:37I just didn't know if she was going to face charges if one of these kids is actually underage.
24:40Well, they're probably doing an investigation and the answer might be yes.
24:43That would be bad for her.
24:43All right.
24:44So, yeah.
24:45If you're renting an Airbnb, I guess you don't have to disclose what you're doing.
24:48No.
24:48But if you have a thousand people coming and going, literally.
24:52But I think there is something against making money off.
24:55I think they have stuff in the verbiage that, like,
24:57in the five-part saying you can't profit from what you're doing here.
24:59So I think it actually is against their agreement.
25:02Plus, I'm sure fucking a thousand guys might also be.
25:04That's the point.
25:05Industry has ruined every hotel I stay in now.
25:07I, like, I can't sit in the chair.
25:09I can't.
25:09Like, I'm.
25:11Yeah.
25:11It's on my brain a little bit.
25:13It's gross.
25:14You think about it.
25:15We stayed in one room.
25:16Didn't have a cuck chair.
25:17I think it was the first hotel that never had a cuck chair.
25:19Now that I was, like, taking inventory.
25:20I mean, like, I can't.
25:21Yeah.
25:23Just throwing that out there.
25:25But yeah, we just stayed at five hotels, six hotels, seven nights.
25:30Five nights, five hotels.
25:32Five nights, five hotels.
25:33We're in a different hotel tonight, obviously, because we're here.
25:35But yeah, some hotels were amazing.
25:37Some hotels were not as great.
25:38Princeton, West Virginia, probably the lowest of the lowest ranked hotel for us, I would think.
25:43Yeah, but it wasn't bad.
25:44The people.
25:45I enjoyed the people.
25:46People are very friendly.
25:46People are very friendly.
25:49Yeah, it was a good.
25:50I said, we got six hats, five days.
25:52Now I have 20, 23 hats.
25:54I still have 27 more to go.
25:56I will say, before we took off, your goal was, like, much higher.
26:00Are you disappointed?
26:02I wanted eight to ten.
26:04Eight would have got us halfway.
26:04We only end up with six.
26:05But it wasn't for lack of trying.
26:08So I can't be upset.
26:09Yeah, our hardest city, Nashville.
26:12Nashville.
26:13Don't be damned.
26:14We went on Broadway.
26:14We saw 150 purple shirts.
26:16We did not see a single goddamn purple hat.
26:20We ended up getting it in, like.
26:23Costco.
26:23At Costco on the outside of Nashville, like, in, like, the more residential area, away from the touristy part.
26:28Went to the Barstoo Bar, very nice.
26:30I'm just glad it's not me.
26:31Better you than me.
26:32I wish it wasn't me, too.
26:35I would give, yes.
26:36But good work on that.
26:37Thank you, yes.
26:39It's not that bad.
26:40You get to see America.
26:42Are you going to go with me to Southeast?
26:44Yeah, well, we started off and there was a chance to go two ways.
26:49One was, like, through Virginia, which is somehow how I agreed to go on the trip.
26:53Because I was like, I've never been to Virginia.
26:55But we were either going to go that way to West Virginia, which I've been to.
26:58Or we're going to go to, like, the Carolinas, which I haven't really spent time.
27:02So you're going to go to the Carolinas with me?
27:04Yeah.
27:05I'd love to have you.
27:05You're a great partner.
27:07Let's go!
27:08Originally, it sounded like you wanted to take your wife, but I would.
27:10No, it's just a word.
27:11Final note for me.
27:13Oh, my fucking God.
27:14I'm just kidding.
27:15You're coming with us.
27:26Is this coming out before the dozen tonight?
27:28Yeah.
27:29Okay, so this will be out big dozen.
27:32How do you guys think that's going to go?
27:34I think, I think Jeff Delos is going to spin his magic.
27:38Yeah.
27:39Let ZD eat.
27:41Yeah, the script.
27:42The real script.
27:42Brandon, I think a lot of pressure is on Brandon this year.
27:45It's a shorter season this year.
27:46He's got to win.
27:47It's being broadcast live, right?
27:48Or is it?
27:49I believe so.
27:50Yeah.
27:50Okay, so you can watch it live.
27:51Brandon's got to win.
27:53Brandon didn't seem nervous, though.
27:54I'll say that.
27:55He didn't.
27:55Because before the Chicago doesn't of the championship, he seemed so nervous.
28:00I guess this is just regular season, but.
28:02It's a short season.
28:02Only eight of the 15 teams get in.
28:04Yeah.
28:05You got to come out strong.
28:06I don't know.
28:06Brandon's.
28:07He's got to.
28:08He's got to go.
28:08He's got to win one of these titles.
28:10At the Fillmore.
28:11The Fillmore in New Orleans.
28:12Excited to see.
28:13I think the whole company is pretty much going to be there.
28:15Yeah, we'll all be there.
28:16I'm going to try and convince people to go out afterwards.
28:18What is it?
28:18830 Eastern, 730 Central.
28:20830 Eastern, 730 Central.
28:22We'll be there.
28:23I'm excited.
28:23I'm excited to be back.
28:25I'm just excited to see everybody.
28:26You're on a new team.
28:27Oh, yeah.
28:27I am.
28:27I'm on team in a hand with Kirk and Robbie Fox.
28:31I'm excited.
28:32I just want to win.
28:33The last few years I've been first round and out.
28:34I want to like win.
28:35You guys might.
28:37We have a new team that hasn't been announced yet, but we had to replace Jake Marsh.
28:40Gen XYZ.
28:41So that'll be announced at halftime.
28:43I think halftime Jeff's announcing the new teams and announcing with the final four location.
28:47So there's a whole bunch of stuff he's going to announce with Nick and KB at the halftime.
28:50Oh, yeah.
28:50I can't wait to see it.
28:51Awesome.
28:52Check it out.
28:52That's the rundown.