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00:00Who's another shithole team the Bills? I was the Vikings have never won a Super Bowl. Really? Yeah, and they uh,
00:06They have 14 wins and might not win the division
00:11It is the new year it is January 2
00:162025
00:17Happy New Year. Welcome back guys. Good to be back. Let's roll into some fucking sports. Oh, yeah
00:24I and I
00:27This is kind of private, but I'm an Ohio State hater. I've never yeah
00:30Yep, something about him. I always have been but I'm kind of not right now
00:37Why?
00:38Because I think because they're supposed to be good and then they got embarrassed and then Dave went on his like
00:43Revenge tour like his Dave thing and now I'm like looking at Ryan day
00:48He has the most punchable face ever. Mm-hmm, but I'm kind of like
00:52He's going through it. Mm-hmm the guy's going through it right now
00:56I see my thing was I grew up a West Virginia fan in West Virginia, but we're very close to Ohio like
01:02Ten minute drive five minute drive. And so people chose Ohio State over that. That's that's almost it's like a traitor
01:09And then they get to enjoy sports while I don't
01:14You're right, yeah, you're right
01:16You're allowed to mess around
01:19But Ohio State kicked the absolute shit out of what was undefeated, Oregon I
01:25Saw that I got was it 31 nothing in the first half. Yeah, it was bad. It was bad
01:31Yeah, it was very bad. Are they gonna win the national championship?
01:35Probably yeah, they definitely are. Yeah, they definitely 100% are and they have I'm hoping I don't jinx them pretty tough little schedule
01:42That they had to go through too. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's unbelievable the
01:48The one seed, Oregon
01:50Got Ohio State right off the get Wow Penn State has this waltz
01:57Into the semis big time. Yeah, I'd be furious if I would be I'd be livid if I was Oregon
02:02They should let you pick but it would be more I would be more angry if I was Oregon if it was close
02:08They got their their shit pummeled from a fashion standpoint. I'm in here
02:14I think it's extra embarrassing because they had very shiny helmets. Yeah, it's tough. It was a good uniform
02:22Great uniform and I think that makes the loss even worse if you're gonna have like the coolest uniforms in college football
02:28You get the shit kicked out of you in a big game like this
02:32So what does this mean for Notre Dame with their shiny helmets? They gotta go Matt. They gotta go Matt. They gotta go Matt
02:38Trust me guys
02:41You're gonna be embarrassed the second game was Texas and Arizona State that was a fun game that was fun
02:47That was the only fun game. I think of the whole college football playoffs was that that was that was it
02:52So that was fun for a half, right? It seemed like Arizona State was dominating, but they were losing
02:59It was one of those games off the get. Yeah, and then they turned it on cam scat a bow
03:03Yeah, what a last name guys an absolute scumbag. It has to be yeah
03:08I don't clearly I don't follow sports and just watching through the screen. I was like
03:19Yeah, there was something like if he wasn't a football play he'd be hanging out on a BMX bike outside of 7-eleven
03:24Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like a bike without a seat that just kind of coasts
03:32I may have gotten gut on Elon Musk's ex this morning, but he was out
03:37Lot scat a bow was out the night before the game and people were pissed. Oh, that was puking
03:42I don't like a Jordan cuz he came before the game and buddy, but he went off but he went nuts
03:49Yeah, but he he didn't do that until the second half
03:52So I think he needed a little second wind first wind go out there maybe catch an IV in the halftime
03:57Yeah, he was trying to be Johnny football. It sounds like right
04:02It was weird Arizona State shouldn't be a football school that's a sex and STD school
04:06I will say from the crowd shots way more attractive fan base. Yeah
04:12Attractive people but Arizona had some hotties Arizona State in Arizona widely known as the hottest
04:18Arizona's like smart hotties and Arizona State is like
04:22Hopefully those looks last forever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
04:26I think we cover the sports angle on that one. Yeah, it was an awesome game. I also hate Texas. I think I just hate I hate
04:34T schools that succeed I
04:37Agree to me the Ohio State, Texas. They all give me Duke vibes
04:41It's a vibe in my head that of things. I don't just
04:45Douchebaggie, they're they're privileged. Yeah, it's also I want to see Tate go down
04:50Do you I like I like the guy but I just enjoy watching him when he went back to the Pete vet. Mm-hmm
04:56I felt sick for him when he was like, yeah, I'm gonna do it
05:00I kind of wanted to see them get boat raced at that moment like Ohio State just cuz I would like to be around him
05:05When he's eating more peeps, yeah, but other than that, I don't care
05:09Yeah, I but like I like everybody I work with for the most part besides like one guy Walker
05:20But I do want everybody's team to lose constantly even the Jacks, oh, yeah. Oh you do. Yeah
05:27Yeah, you're an asshole with them losing imagine if they were winning
05:32True. Yeah, you'd be insufferable true. You'd be insufferable. The playoff picture is damn near finalized
05:39Mm-hmm
05:40We have the Packers and Eagles the Vikings and Buccaneers and the commanders and Rams
05:46That's as of right now, I believe
05:49Yeah, that's as of right now. It's projective NFC field the Eagles
05:54It's weird, they're so dominant what 13 wins 14 wins I
05:59Honestly, everybody's pessimistic about them because they had a slow ish start
06:03Well, that's the Eagles five Eagles fans just are you could win by a thousand and they'd still be like pointing out who sucked in
06:08That game. I was very pessimistic going into this game
06:11Especially with hurts out and then the backup goes out and then you're like, oh, how's it and we like crushed?
06:16You just gotta love crushing the Cowboys whoever you are. That's another Duke vibes team
06:21But that felt good. Also, I feel happy for the commanders. I wanted them to win
06:26I would like them to go that because the beef I guess it's just to get real mad when they lose
06:31Does it call you mean? Yeah
06:34Good to come in with a fresh face
06:40Domestic violence
06:43I
06:45Been down for so long that you like to see like I like that the Lions are doing good. I like
06:51Who's another shithole team the Bills? I was the Vikings have never won a Super Bowl. Really? Yeah, and they uh
06:58They have 14 wins and might not win the division. Yeah, this game for them is huge next week
07:02Yeah, they could be the number one seed, right? Yeah, right. I'm rooting for both those teams cuz I like both the head coaches
07:08Yeah
07:09Yeah, I'm really I'm really really interested in that and then the AFC would be Denver and the Bills
07:14Steelers and the Texans the Chargers and the Ravens and then the Chiefs with the by
07:19Titans and Jags barely missing barely just barely missed
07:23as
07:24For as a Steeler fan, they have to win. They have to win a playoff game
07:27They haven't in so long and Tomlin has to get this he hasn't had a losing season ever as a head coach
07:34But he's not very good at winning playoff games. I didn't know they still even had a chance
07:39Oh, they're in the play. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So they're pretty good and I like the matchup with the Texans
07:45I don't think the Texans are great CJ Stroud took a big step backwards
07:47But I think this is the Bills are my Super Bowl favorite. They seem really really dominant. Yeah Lions for me Lions for you
07:54Yes, I've loved every Lions game this year has been fun to watch what I'm really really hoping for in the Super Bowl is
08:02Two teams facing off that have never won it. Yeah
08:05Or be fantastic the Chiefs in it against a team that has never won it and then the Chiefs just dog walk them
08:12Send them right back to their place. I think would be incredible. I if the Chiefs win again, I'm gonna bomb it
08:17I'm like, they're the worst one seed I've ever like I know it's so common of a take to be like
08:22they're not good this year, but they just
08:24Good teams win and they what they do they win this year. My home's is passing Brady. You think so?
08:29Yeah, this is by far the worst team he's ever had. Yeah, and they have nobody
08:33This is like those teams where but they're still scoring. Yeah, they're still scoring
08:37It's like the teams that Brady had where he was thrown to like Troy Brown. Yeah
08:41No, my dream scenario is Kansas City Chiefs dog walk the Detroit Lions and Harrison
08:59He's like I told you we're all donated to a super pack
09:04Rock
09:06rest in peace Jimmy Carter
09:09lowly peanut farmer
09:12Yeah, here's a hundo. Did you see Kurt Cobain's journal entry about Jimmy Carter? No, it was pretty funny
09:17He's like Jimmy Carter seems like a nice man. He has big lips
09:21Have you seen Jimmy Carter's lips? He does have big plush. Oh, yeah
09:26Do oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah peanutty. Oh, yeah. Yeah peanut lips. Yeah. Yeah, it'd be a good kiss
09:34Yeah
09:39Also had nuclear poisoning at one point I didn't know that yeah, he was a
09:44lieutenant in the Navy and
09:46Volunteered to go down into this pit that had neck like active nuclear shit in it and went down and he
09:53Was down there for so long that for months. He his piss was radioactive. He looked like shit at the end
10:01It's unbelievable how the presidency ages you
10:04Party. Oh
10:06It's hundred birthday party. I think it was they wheeled him out and he's like doing the George HW Bush like baseball thing like
10:13Yeah, it's he's went to that age where like the jawed can't close
10:21No God no first president to ever do it
10:26Biden's close. Yeah
10:30Mentally might be second
10:34Uh, yeah, Jimmy Carter died and then the happy Gilmore to trailer came out I didn't watch it
10:41Are you boycotting? Yeah, I'm gonna boycott
10:44The thing is there's no way it's good. There's zero change
10:47Of course not but like if the first happy Gilmore came out today people would just be like this isn't good true
10:53It was it was a product of its time and I think yeah, who's the other there's the main character there
10:58But he's like, oh bad bunny is in it bad bunny
11:00yeah, there's a there's a bunch of cameos in this one that I'm interested to see what their role is, but
11:06Wonder if Drew Carey will be in it. Did you see somebody? Why would a Bob Barker? Oh, yeah
11:11Yeah, it's an interesting thought. Yeah, I bet you're right. That'd be a good thing. Yeah, I beat the shit out of Drew Carey
11:17I'll be sick. Yeah, I don't know. I guess I'll have to watch it. I guess I'm see you do a leap. Oh, oh
11:23Yes to who?
11:26Callum Turner
11:27Callum Turner who's a handsome man?
11:31Yeah, you're a Dua Lipa guy. Oh, yeah
11:34Find me one man one red-blooded American that ain't a Dua Lipa guy
11:38Look at those cheekbones, isn't he in some I think you should leave skits. Um, I'm not sure
11:45Yeah, so that's a it's a good-looking couple. He could be a villain for sure in a movie
11:49Our thoughts with Stuart fine. Oh, yeah Dua Lipa. I think was his one one
11:55He's a Harry Potter guy
11:58Is he British her yeah, he's British for Callum. Come on. Yeah
12:05Yeah, yeah congrats to do uh, mm-hmm that's not a real name is it now she's a duo
12:18Shout out to do yeah
12:21An Albanian
12:24Do with they need to give her his hair to do haircut. Yeah love an Albanian. Oh
12:32No, do I Jeff Nadeau
12:36Do what to do
12:39Yeah, it does
12:41Shout outs all my Albanian homies. Yeah
12:43huge group
12:46Um, what else do we have Oh Christopher Nolan his he got his biggest budget for a movie and he's doing the Odyssey
12:55Yeah, yeah, I'm tired of these remakes man
13:02Do Odyssey to
13:04But yeah, so a lot of people
13:06the younger generation online were like didn't have a clue what the Odyssey was and I pretended to be like they don't know what
13:12The fucking Odyssey is I don't know what the Odyssey is. I know it's a crossword answer a lot. Yeah, it's an old-ass
13:18It's by Homer. Mm-hmm. And is it is a it's a grand epic. It is an epic
13:23He goes across the sea and battle sea monsters, right?
13:27Something like I Kate I couldn't tell you if you're even I think he goes across the sea any battle sea monsters
13:32I feel like it's kind of like Moana. Oh, I thought you're giving Gulliver travels vibes a little mix of that to scoach
13:38Can't wait
13:43Christopher Nolan is a very good director. He did like Inception Batman. Oh, he's very good. Okay
13:53Well, then you do one of the Fast and the Furious or were the Transformers Oh
13:56Did you do handsome? He kind of looks like Leo DiCaprio. He does
14:01Interstellar the Dark Knight Inception
14:04Oppenheimer
14:06No
14:08He might have done
14:11Memento rules
14:17So, yeah, it's not gonna be a fun version of the Odyssey, okay
14:23Hey, what's your favorite work from Homer?
14:29Yeah, but people are excited about that I I don't know what to expect from
14:34I
14:36Know this movie's gonna be like four and a half hours Jeff D
14:39Lo is gonna give it five stars. He's gonna root for it like the Cleveland Browns. Yep, and then it's gonna win probably and
14:45For me, I like 90-minute movies. Yeah, that's all I can
14:50Little tiny brain. Yeah, two hours is my absolute tops except for wicked. I could have gone for a nine-hour wicked
14:56I saw Nosferatu this this past week. How's that? Pretty cool. Yeah, pretty cool. Actually a little scary. It was horny
15:03Yeah, yeah, it's a Johnny Depp's daughter is the lead actress
15:07Yeah, and she like she like phantom orgasms a lot nice and then there there's some peen in it. There's some tit and peen
15:16Full peen
15:17It's uncircumcised so as full as it can get. Yeah as full as it can get. Uh, I can't I can't segue to this
15:26Somebody else
15:28So as you all know, there's a terrorist attack
15:31If you came here days later to the Barstool rundown and you want to hear our real in-depth opinions, that's stupid
15:38Yeah, go go somewhere else for that. But it is tragedy thoughts with them. Very sad
15:44It's awful what happened in New Orleans and several of our co-workers were there and we're probably out and about in the city that night
15:50Mincy was saying that one of his friends passed away family friend. Yeah, awful awful stuff. And yeah
15:56They delayed the the bowl game because of that and the Super Bowls down there. So I imagine things will be yeah
16:02You know very secure from now on but yeah awful awful stuff
16:07So thoughts with them. Mm-hmm. Yep
16:12Reading a book. What are you reading? You know? Yes. Yeah. I just wanted to say Brando Sando
16:17Yeah, Brando shout out read all his books to the cause. Uh, no ads today. Is there anything fun we can
16:24We can go to that was the last topic, huh?
16:28All right. Sorry guys
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