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00:00Girls, stop! Boys, stop!
00:02Girls, stop! Boys, stop!
00:05Girls, stop! And don't forget the boys, stop!
00:08Girls, stop! Boys, stop!
00:10We love our stuff and we can't get enough of it!
00:30Oh, right, of course. I was thinking fire hazard.
00:35Get that?
00:36You're sitting right next to the phone.
00:38Yeah, well, that's what the humbugs do to ya.
00:41All-encompassing lethargy.
00:46House of Christmas, hello!
00:48Rian, it's me! Deck the halls with boughs of Hannah.
00:51Okay, so I don't have much time to talk, you know,
00:53what with the fam and the food and all the other Christmas duties.
00:56You called here?
00:57Yeah, I was gonna try and cheer up Ebenezer Talia while glitterizing my nails.
01:01I just have enough time before...
01:03Ah! I gotta go! Only an hour till gift exchange.
01:06I'm gonna have to use the nail dryer.
01:08Gift exchange?
01:09Hello! December 23, gift exchange at my house. Ciao!
01:14What was that all about?
01:16I'm not sure. I'm not the only one who forgot we had a gift exchange, right?
01:22What gift exchange?
01:23Hannah's.
01:25And more importantly, who cares about a gift exchange?
01:27Hannah! What are we gonna do?
01:30The mall's closed 15 minutes ago and we have no presents!
01:33Hannah's going to go nuts on us!
01:36Hey! You ladies wanna come see Psycho Santa 3D with us?
01:40Yum! Eggnog!
01:43Actually, it's a veggie nog made with organic silken tofu.
01:51Yuck!
01:52Help! It's disgusting!
01:55No! It's healthy.
01:57And you guys can't go to the movies because we have Hannah's gift exchange in an hour.
02:02December 23? You didn't forget, did you?
02:05No! No! Of course not!
02:07How could we forget?
02:09I mean, we were gonna buy tickets for the 7 o'clock movie tomorrow
02:12because obviously, tonight is the gift exchange.
02:18Fine.
02:19Fine.
02:20Fine.
02:21Well, we gotta go get ready. Come on, Tal.
02:26We must never admit that we are total jerks who forgot to get their friends Christmas and Hanukkah presents.
02:31But we are total jerks who forgot to get our friends Christmas and Hanukkah presents.
02:35Speaking of which...
02:37Doofus number three?
02:40He definitely won't remember.
02:43What?
02:44Look, you'd better find a way out of your house and go find some presents or the girls will kill us!
02:50I don't know. My Aunt Jane and my Uncle Joe just arrived.
02:53My grandma keeps forcing fruitcake on me.
02:56And worst of all, there's the Grinch's playmate, Dot.
02:59I don't think I can escape.
03:01Suit yourself. I'm sure Hannah will understand.
03:06I hate Christmas.
03:08Mom says it's time for family Christmas photos.
03:11Here's your elf suit.
03:17You know, I'm kinda happy the stores are closed.
03:19This whole creative gift idea has...
03:22The Christmas spirit written all over it!
03:25You know, I was reading how some psychiatrist did a rating of all the stressful occurrences in people's lives.
03:30From the escalator being broken to not being able to find a pencil.
03:34You know what number one was?
03:36You know what beat up family death and divorce?
03:39Christmas.
03:40The Christmas spirit is dead.
03:43But just look at these pipe cleaners!
03:45You can make anything you like out of them!
03:47Anything!
03:48Have you always been such a Christmas...
03:51Uh, what's the word?
03:53Lover?
03:54Freak!
03:55That's what I'm looking for! Freak!
03:58Ah, the gas station.
04:00Haven of the last minute shopper.
04:02Ramadan, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Christmas?
04:05The service station picks no favorites.
04:07What do you think about this?
04:08Hannah loves smelly things.
04:12Hey, how about this egg salad sandwich?
04:15It's practical and thoughtful.
04:18It might be good for Talia.
04:19Ooh, keychains!
04:21Rien loves keychains.
04:23No, she doesn't.
04:24But she will.
04:25See? It looks just like a keychain.
04:27But actually, it's also a thermometer.
04:29It's like two gifts in one.
04:31Brilliant!
04:32You gotta be kidding.
04:33Do you have any better ideas?
04:35You wanna go to Hannah's empty-handed?
04:36You know how she is.
04:37Every little thing has to be perfect or she gets all wound up and wired and edgy!
04:45Steady...
04:46Careful...
04:49Done!
04:50Oh, the crease is crooked!
05:03Tsk, tsk, tsk.
05:06Just what do you think you're doing?
05:08There may be no escape through the front door,
05:11but you seem to have forgotten that there is an eight-foot-high drift of snow
05:14that I can drop safely onto
05:16and then run into the night.
05:18And you seem to have forgotten that me and Dad shoveled it away yesterday.
05:22Bye!
05:24I'm going to tell Mom you're ditching photos!
05:27Opa!
05:28Wait...
05:29Um...
05:30Help me...
05:31Please?
05:32Then it's getting cold.
05:37Done.
05:38It's a dog hair Ben doll.
05:40For Ben!
05:42What?
05:43You said be creative.
05:45But dog hair?
05:47Why not use real art supplies?
05:49Like macaroni, maybe?
05:53Hannah!
05:54She's probably wondering why we're not early.
05:56I bet she's furious.
05:57Better not answer.
05:58Well, that's weird.
06:00Nobody's home.
06:02Oh my gosh!
06:03I'm getting the Christmas dump!
06:05Maybe Ben's home.
06:12Hello?
06:14Uh-huh.
06:15Hi, Hannah!
06:17No, Ben's not here.
06:20He's hanging outside today.
06:25Oh, it's funny.
06:27You just don't get it.
06:30I hate Christmas.
06:34I hate Christmas.
06:41I hate Christmas.
06:44I love Christmas.
06:47That's easy for you to say.
06:49You're Jewish.
06:50You celebrate Hanukkah.
06:52You've got an eight-day margin of error for gift-giving.
06:54Dude, you gotta loosen up.
06:56This is all supposed to be fun.
06:58Well, it isn't.
06:59I'm gonna pretend I'm sick and miss the exchange.
07:02No!
07:03Avoiding the girls with bad excuses is tantamount to a death wish.
07:07Don't worry.
07:08Once we get our gifts wrapped up pretty, no one will know the difference.
07:11It's all in the presentation.
07:15I bet they've been shopping for the perfect gifts since October.
07:18And here we are with our gas station dreck.
07:21Jace, would you chill?
07:23We put our hearts into this dreck.
07:27Just look at them all smug and happy.
07:30You know I didn't mean to vacuum up your dog hair, Ben doll.
07:33It was an accident.
07:35Fine, whatever.
07:38Hey guys, all ready for the exchange?
07:41Yep-ers!
07:42And let me tell you, we have some great gifts for you guys.
07:47Wow, you guys seem really excited.
07:50You must have put a lot of thought into your presents.
07:53Uh, yeah, you could say that.
07:56But I'm sure your gifts are perfect too.
07:58Probably much better than ours.
08:00I doubt it.
08:02Unless pasta and glue are at the top of your wish list.
08:06I can't believe you wouldn't open the window until I agreed to do this.
08:11Watch the wings, elf boy.
08:14Hey, you can't take those! They're not yours!
08:18Haha, elf boy strikes again.
08:27Guys, where have you been?
08:29You look so... wiped out.
08:32Um...
08:33Well, we were coming over here, of course.
08:36Really? Over here? For moi?
08:39Does this mean I'm not getting the Christmas dump?
08:41Yay! I love you guys! Merry Christmas!
08:44Okay, well, I don't have much time to hang out,
08:46but come in and I'll make you some hot chocolate with cardamom.
08:49But then I'll have to excuse myself for my family gift exchange.
08:54Family gift exchange?
08:56But of course, I told you that on the phone today.
08:59Oh! Family gift exchange!
09:04And, um, what have you got in all those pretty boxes?
09:09These?
09:10Nothing!
09:11Garbage!
09:12Junk!
09:13Guys!
09:15Hey, hey!
09:16Sorry we forgot about your gift exchange.
09:18We were terrified about what you'd do.
09:20But it's all good, because I got great presents for everyone.
09:24So, you guys were so afraid of disappointing me that you did... this?
09:29Yep, we spent all our money at the gas station for nothing.
09:32And I wasted so much time crafting dog hair into an effigy of Ben.
09:36Man, I wish I'd seen it.
09:38No, you don't.
09:44Well, there is a reason you wasted your money on garbage and spent time crafting.
09:49It's the exact same reason that I was up all night baking cookies.
09:52Because you have best friends.
09:54The best friends in the world.
09:55And that's what Christmas is about.
09:57Peace on Earth and goodwill to all.
10:00Exactly!
10:01I would have thought you guys would know that by now.
10:04Yeah.
10:06Gotta trust those holiday TV classics, man.
10:09Now, what do you say we take a look at the garbage we pulled together?
10:13Uh, we've been calling it dressing.
10:16That's it! I get it!
10:18I've been hating Christmas so much because I want it to be so good, but it never is.
10:23That's why it's so stressful.
10:25The trick to having a happy Christmas is...
10:28Don't expect anything!
10:31That's a tad bleak, don't you think?
10:34Not at all.
10:36Look, it's like these gifts.
10:37We have to give them to everyone.
10:39We have to give them to everyone.
10:42Not at all.
10:43Look, it's like these gifts.
10:45We all know they're going to be lame, and we don't care.
10:47We can just be here together in this moment and enjoy it.
10:50That's true Christmas spirit.
10:54Look! I got motor oil!
10:56Thanks, guys!
10:57See what I mean?
10:59Oh, thanks, Ben! I got your Uncle Joe's pajamas!
11:02Merry Christmas, everyone!
11:06Merry Christmas indeed, little elf.
11:08Merry Christmas indeed.
11:38We love our stuff and we can't get enough of it.