• 3 years ago
Before you get motivated to make new year resolutions, you might want to hear these comedians out.

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00:00Kids in Africa die every day of hunger.
00:03Now imagine what would happen if they invested that same energy in eating.
00:19It's not easy being a motivational speaker.
00:23I go up to women all the time and I tell them,
00:26Hey, I get it, I respect the hustle.
00:28And you know what they say, get out of the women's washroom.
00:43So every day I spend at least 30 minutes meditating
00:47because meditation gives me like this peace and calm and perspective over life.
00:53But what I slowly realized was that when I'm spending 30 minutes meditating,
00:58I'm not really doing anything else, you know.
01:08Kids in Africa die every day of hunger.
01:12Now imagine what would happen if they invested that same energy in eating.
01:19I don't even waste tears because even tears have salts and minerals and stuff.
01:24So what I do is every night after I cry,
01:27I save those tears and use them in my protein shake in the next morning.
01:32People ask me, Pauva, how are you so positive all the time?
01:36Actually have a AAAA battery up my...
01:43The manifestation, the walking around the clock.
01:47Stop having a negative outlook towards life.
01:52So what I do now is when I'm meditating, I use my out-of-body body
01:57and do like four sets of push-ups in those 30,
02:02like, you know, I do push-ups while I'm meditating,
02:03or I even read a book at the same time.
02:07So the productivity is still on, you know.
02:10Life is not about being a negative Nancy.
02:13It's about being a positive Prashant.
02:15I know life is all about going out there and being serious and hustling,
02:20but you should always keep the child alive.